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  • Get off the racist train people! FFS let him have his sense of humour, which is incredibly funny (and I SHOULD be offended as I was raised in Hong Kong). I love that he takes the piss out of Indians/Pakis/Chinks/Canadians­! If you dont find it funny then don't watch him, very simple really. Sheeesssh you ruin what I find a stress relieving laugh.

  • Am I the only one that finds his comment repulsive to generalize two whole races and derogate Indian and Mexican people?

  • @Sexybttm19 Yes you are the only one.

  • youtube buddy, youtube

  • russel peters suck

  • Lmfaooo, I was expecting a indo-pak fight here bt I was wrong.

  • we've got computers :/

    

  • this is product of white penis ,peter is not indian name ,he attack on muslim ,chinise ,indian

    for whites ,he is not artist he make laugh to pepl talk abt PENIS,ASS ...

  • viewing this video or arguing on this SICK topic is only waste of our time..

  • greeks vs indians? the last greeks were against indians and vice versa was in BCE around the time of Chandra gupta maurya..when did we time travel into the past?

  • And please Greeks and Indians lets make our comments more friendly. why we are fighting. We love our motherland. We had many best rulers and commanders in our History. and kratiras its a truth that "we hate Xerxes and we love Leonidas" ..

  • he is saying the truth actually...most business class Indians are in India...not Canada or US. So they see only the ones working at 7/11

  • I am Indian and I think Russel Peters is funny and a brilliant comedian.

  • @Ahmedhafez

    mongols ruled india? Get your facts right. Mauryan kingdom extended from iran to myanmar. It was called bharat. Their rulers ruled for 500 years. Even though small kings ruled, thereafter, it was collectively called bharat. See the gdp history of the world till today, india accounted for nearly one third of world gdp till 18th. India was the only country to produce diamonds till 18 th century. India's gold reserves with people even today far exceed the world.

  • @Bhodhidharman mongols did rule india the mongols were in other words mughals so they did........ nd im paki n i noe it!

  • @yousaf10214

    U pakistanis were nothing but indians ( hindus ) before u were converted. Mugals were nothing but raiding parties got first afghanistan, then pakistan converted all the people there.

  • Dudee! I'm Pakistani, and I love love love Craig! Always have. Mostly because he's different than the rest of the late night talk show hosts, for one he's actually funny. And he has boundaries that others seem to forget just to be funny.

    Don't always agree with him, but love him! <3

  • I am Pakistani and think that Russell peters rock !

  • did he say lithuanians ?! yes we have computers! i think :S

  • LOL youtube buddy youtube

  • @B1985A

    which country u belong?

    India was the richest country for 2000 years till 18th century.

    Every known country wanted to come to india, from romans, greek, alexander, columbus, mugals, columbus. U were eating each other till 18 th century. Accept it.

  • @Bhodhidharman Yes it is true bcz sub-continent is full of resources !!!

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  • @Bhodhidharman as a Greek i will tell you that Alexander the Great went east just because he wanted to destroy all the Persian empire for the Persian Wars against Greece.After that he just kept going but i believe out of curiocity to see what was out there and not to conquer lands...After all from the beginning of the expedition 10 years had passed and his soldiers wanted to return to Greece and to their loved ones

  • @kratiras

    See wikipedia,

    eighty thousand horsemen, two hundred thousand footmen, eight thousand chariots, and six thousand war elephants waited for alexander on the banks of ganges. He defeated porus ( commanded only 24000 troops in afganistan), but alex got injured in shoulder) when troops came to know the strength of india they opposed fighting.. alex called india golden bird, admired the rulers who never invaded other countries, he admired porus and his bravery.

  • @kratiras

    Phalanx of alex never stood a chance against indian war elephants. 8000 of them were waiting.

  • @Bhodhidharman First of all my friend its not Alex,its Alexander.Secondly i didnt speak about the Greek-Indian war but only for Alexander.I believe that he admired India,he admired many cities,build lots of them,in some he was thought to be a savior in others a conqueror but for us Greeks he is something that we are proud of.Unfortunately he didnt have the end that he deserved as he was poisoned (probably) and died at the age of 33...

  • @kratiras

    I know it is alexander, it is understood. I wanted to keep it short. I suggest u read about mauryan kingdom of india and their war machines. And also about ashoka. i am proud of such rulers.

  • @Bhodhidharman

    all the european languages came from sanskrit, only country to produce diamonds till 18th century, metullargy was so advanced in india, pure iron pillar constructed 2000 years ago stands tall till today with no rusting. most military technology was hidden by ashoka after he embraced buddhism. Search google nine unknown men of ashoka.

    Algebra , trignometry, calculus, number system including zero were invented by india.

  • @Bhodhidharman uhm,trigonometry-geometry etc became known from the Greeks (Pythagoras,Archimedes etc) ,Algebra is from the Arabs...Dont boast so much for some things that are not yours...I will tell you one thing though.It makes me sad that a country so big as India was (and probably is not so much independent still) an English colony...Its a shame

  • @kratiras

    V indians have not lost our identities till now. What was followed 5000 years ago, still followed, like yoga, yagna, the same basic principle remain as such. But u have truly britainsed. Where is your true identity? other than in books?

  • @Bhodhidharman what do you mean that i am britainsed???? Greece wasnt a colony of Britain like India,we dont have English as an official language like India,we dont play cricket ,we are not in Commonwealth like India...So i know i am Greek..Where is YOUR identity????

  • @kratiras mr. greeko let me tell you what my indias identity is...... we are the oldest continous civilisation..... and you kno what india is the only civilisation which never changes its faith... like u greeks..... we are wat our forefathers were in 10000 bc vedic culture.... and where does ur greece stands now .......NOWHERE.... CRIPPLED ECONOMICS..... INDIA CHINA are the next big thing..... and the west cant stop us.. 20years from now u wont have mouth to argue INDIA IS WHAT

  • @Suds27786 why do you have so much anger inside you my friend? did i tell you that India is a bad country? that its no good? I like India and i would like to visit your country one day and i hope there are more polite and kind people ,not like you, in India

  • @Suds27786 my dear frnd u are always welcome to my country.... and i didnt talked shit about ur cntry ..... u started it..... to every action there is equal and opposite reaction

  • @Suds27786 and what did i say bad for your country???

  • @kratiras

    One thing i want to tell known civilisation dated 7000bc in dwaraka. Radiological dating confirms. Indus valley civilisation is now dated at 3500 bc. almost 3000 years before greek civilistion. Aryabhatta calculated the exact circumference of eearth, exact time taken by earth to revolve around sun. 1800 years befeore, when u were discussing earth was flat. arabs took our teachings and used them.

  • @Bhodhidharman right...I think the Egyptians were older than those civilisations..But still...In order to know those they must have left some achievements like Egypt,Greece,China etc...What did Aryabhatta gave to the world????

  • @kratiras There is a very classical answer to it Mr. Greek and here it goes in hindi "Jab zero diya mere Bharat, Duniya ko tab ginti ayee" which translates to The World started counting when zero was invented by India. How crapy was your number system, everyone knows? Isn't it strange that Europeans started to excel in Mathematics & Physics as soon as route to India was discovered. I bet Newton wrote his name under all the physics law that were discovered by Aryabhatta.

  • @kratiras

    see in wikipedia.. U ll know what he invented. He was the first to tell the world earth recolves around sun, gave accureate circumferance of earth, calculated time taken by earth to revolve around sun.. see in wikipedia..

  • @Bhodhidharman you know...just saying...just because its in Wiki ,doesnt mean that its correct....Wiki is written by ordinary people,therefore anyone should write what ever he/she wants...And this is a post for Wikipedia not for Indian facts :)

  • @kratiras @Bhodhidharman for both of u calm down. First there is no one in India who dislikes Alexander. We Like him we like Greece as well. Second thing yes it is true that west learnt algebra from arabs but that system was learned by arabs from Indus. its well documented by many historians not only Indians but Scholars from Britain, China and Arab world too. If we go back to centuries i would say my friend that Indian share their emotional Interest with Greeks only. so don't fight

  • @kratiras @Bhodhidharman - and also It is not that Alexander was afraid or unable to conquer India. There are many things that favored India, temperature, weather, Trans Ganges Humidity that boost many diseases .. and all these things were rumored in a more horrified way that downed the morale of Alexander's Forces. and I personally think that GOD didnt want two great civilizations to mess with each other. For us Alexander was Great for us Ashoka was Great.

  • @quest4pluto You should read the article by Prof. Aggrawal on "Alexander, The Ordinary"

  • @kunalbajpai never read history of a country by its historian. go for third party historian. don't read history of Greece from a greek and similar way dont read history of India by an Indian if u want to be more impartial. I am a student of Satish Chandra. if alexander was not great why we call him SIKANDER MAHAAN?

  • @quest4pluto I am sure I have read some of his essays. But the point is they even glorify the defeat of Alexander. They just ignore or just remove the fact that Alexander and/or his army (Seleucus) was actually defeated by Chandragupta. And they don't mention it because this would demean Asia against West/Europe.

  • @Bhodhidharman Well,Br India still has a lot of potential.Nearly 40% of scientists at NASA are of Indian origin .... India has the third largest economy in the world growing at a rapid rate and very soon we will again lead the world

  • wise reply of Russels to this motherfuker host.

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  • who noticed tat rusell was wearing pink socks.........

  • @CJSTREETLIFE yeah little strange

  • Surprise surprise Indians and Pakis arguing over whos country is better. Why cant you just except both your countries are shit?

  • @B1985A , U asshole, i dont know which 3rd world country u come from, get your facts right before you speak a word against India

  • Here we go again.. Lifeless fucktards fighting over who's better and who's not.

    What's the worst you can do? Caps Lock us to death?!

  • @PakistaniRevolution1 GOOD ONE. I'M INDIAN. NOW DIE.

  • @PakistaniRevolution1 fuck u paki paki paki paki poor beggar

  • @indiaruleswisdom Dude i am an Indian and i am seriously sick of people immaturely offing Pakistan. Grow up and get some perspective for god's sake.

  • @PakistaniRevolution1

    Wait until India gets its 5th generation stealth plane. Then there will be a whole hell of a lot of lifeless fucktards in Wakistan. That's a promise. I can hardly wait.

  • @nightowl8936 third world curry bastard

  • @nightowl8936 Technology < Real Men.

    Nuff said.

  • mexican chicks are hottt while indian hindu bitches are ugly as fuck whil mexicans are good fighter and indins are pussies and its da truthhhhhhhhhhh fucking indians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! agree or not

  • @Dholbajale HEY HEY SLOW DOWN ,SLOW DOWN PAKI !!

    THESE HOT MEXICANS ARE NOT THOSE SEXY VIRGINS THAT ALLAH HAS PROMISED YOU AFTER BLASTING YOURSELF OFF IN PAKISTAN !! LOL

    And speak slowly, if any mexican lady hears that PAKISTANIS ARE INTERESTED, THEY WILL COMMIT SUICIDE IN AGONY !! LOL

    and India is not just Hindus, they are Muslims, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhists, Jains, Shintos, Parsis etc ALL HV EQUAL RIGHTS,LIVING AMICABLY IN SECULAR PROGRESSIVE INDIA.DONT BE JEALOUS !! LOL

  • @Dholbajale fuck offf man... u r dumb insane plonk bastard, where the hell r u frm... every western is looking towards india for generating employment in their country go and google ur democrats must have begged in front of india recently ,,, n for your information we are amongst the best fighterssss n ve won every fight tat we ve foughttt....

  • @ashishshankarmishra LMAOOOOOO BEST FIGHTERS ,,,,, PLEASEEE WE HAVE RAPED YOU IN EVERY BATTLE FRONT ON,,, U CANT FIGHT US FACE TO FACE,,, YUR AIRFORCE IS SCARED OF US AND IM PRETTY SURE A ONE ON ONE BETWEEN ME AND YOU WILL PROVE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! INDIANS GIRLS ARE CUSTY TO TOP ON THAT COMPARED TO MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Dholbajale

    who do u think mexicans are?

    Where did you come from? go and search history. Do u know the meaning of nagas and mayans? see in sanskrit. How come u have a place called taxila and lot of other places with indian names? because u were nothing but tamils who travelled and settled there. your pyramid has elephant structures. do u have elephant in north america? or in india? europeans destroyed your identity, made u slaves. U have forgotten your past.

  • Who cares abt what Pakistanis say.... there asses are being drown attack every day!!!

  • @milad930 DRONE NOT DROWN

  • @isaaccontractor

    either ways... there getting attacked thats da fuckin point!

  • that is wrong RP we took the states now we are taking Canada 'ese'

  • This sums up Indian,who can make others laugh at our cost.This is sense of humour.Unlike trigger happy pakis read to shoot any bird who chirps and in return get hunted down by a bigger bird called DRONE ;-)

  • I am a Pakistani and I love this show

  • thumbs up for GAY SOCKS

  • the ugliest comedian in the history of comedy

  • @mikelazar1 After you

  • @mikelazar1 after you my friend. 

  • Craig, your show is watched in Pakistan. I have seen many of your episodes, mostly on YouTube and I must commend your style of comedy.

  • Love his socks

  • Me and my taliban buddies are following this show

  • I dony find him funny

  • pink socks, all i gotta say lol

  • Im in Pakistan im gona bomb letterman

  • @ShootEmUp011 Yeah one javelin missile costs 80.000$ so how are you gonna afford a real bomb?

  • @F00REX I Said i was going to bomb my letterman(mail man) not david

  • Wow Russell gained a lo of weight....

  • I am a pakistani and i love This show..Craig is the best of All..Loved how he kept up with russel brand ..cuz no1 can do that..!!

  • Nice to see Russell using his OWN jokes!!!!!!

  • :p

  • I AM Pakistani and I AM following this Show!! :P

  • @maaryah Same here

  • NICE SOCKS RUSSEL HAHAHA

  • This is not a political debate you bunch of loosers, Russle is a comedian!!! it's all for comedy!!!

    get over your selves and just laugh at the man it's why he makes MILLIONS of dollars a year and your making didlly squat stuffing your fat face and watching you tube!!

  • youtube buddy youtube.!..:p

  • You were there ONE MONTH to the day when the shootings happen, what does that make you? A month "LATE" and by the way I thought you were Canadian, why are you not naming names when India could not even name Pakistan in that attack. Once and Indian always a .... "fill in the blank"

  • @hunzukutz oh fuck off you racist goober I hope you dick falls off with siphilis.

  • @haywalker77 I am a racist when that fuck is taking sides. What is the fascination with my dick? Don't have one or need one?

  • In Canada we wish the indians would do even 1/3 of what the Mexicans do

  • lol Russel just wants an opportunity to crack his jokes that he didnt think out too well..

    I live in canada and Indians run the IT, Medical and engineering fields... Indian housewives sometimes have beauty parlours in their homes or run a day care .. but no maids so far.

    The maids i have seen so far are french, caribbean(browns included) and latino. Even the Indian taxi drivers are reducing..

  • fuckn magot

  • a bunch of lifelees trolling faggots around here

  • BTW, lithuanians are watching' this show!

  • @daliaarc have you had broadband internet long in Lithuania?

  • Well, Russell was being realistic and saying what the Americans/Canadians/White Trash want to hear. People aren't going to respect you unless you make them their bitches. In future, however, (as stated by Russell) Indians and Chinese are going to rule this world and they will hump every American, Canadian or any white women who is out there. Inevitable. :D

  • I hate this host. !!!!

  • Russell peters should stick to doing comedy.

  • he is fucking retard he should respect his people and stop sucking other people dick

  • filipinos are the mexicans of canada

  • damn dude this video has alot of indians, its like INDIANS UNITE

  • cheap people

    

  • IM PUNJABI INDIAN AND MEXICAN!!!!!

  • everytime Russell Peters talks about Mexicans the crowd's angry, wtf is going on with the Mexican people?

  • My dad's Indian and my mom is Mexican, I was born in America and then we moved to Canada, so yeah... xD

  • @000Yasmine000 You are a MUTT!

  • @Rohit84up  Yup. And a happy one. Makes things a lot more interesting :)

  • @000Yasmine000 ...and I bet bet your damn pretty.

  • @000Yasmine000

    what nation/tribe is your mom bro?

  • @000Yasmine000 where in canada

  • @000Yasmine000 Thats just epic ;D

  • @000Yasmine000 So you constantly have diarrhea.... :)

  • @000Yasmine000 u must be ugly as shit then

  • as i see it, the question was very serious. and he should have not insulted indians. he not only degraded himself but his race too.. shame on him

  • @babanachiket When did telling the TRUTH become a degraded thing? You idiot face the facts. When goraz are in india they are literally worshiped by given extra attention, smiles,drugs and unprotected sex with minor girls/boys but when we indians go to western countries we are treat like shit. We are called curry munchers, stink bombs, ugly, dark, short dot heads etc. They make fun of our accents, clothes, religion, culture. I mean you name it.....

  • @Rohit84up dude, the whole world will call you a fag if you let them call you one. it is not what they look at you as, its what you consider yourself as. Tomm they ll call your mom a stink bomb too, would you like it ? use your culture, accent, origin and ethnicity to your strength and not weakness.

  • As an aussie we make fun of everyone even our selves. Thing is when we do we get called racists seriously idk what the meaning of the word is now. I'd treat anyone else as i'd want to be treated regardless of who they are. If somethings funny ill laugh. People can make fun of aussies to ill still laugh. (were not a race lolz) STOP WINGING BITCHES AND HAVE A LAUGH !!!

  • funny guy 

  • @Nusrat5791 ur indian ur the last to talk, how many gods do u have? 10 LOL.... stupidest thing ive ever heard

  • @SwiftyHunterVersion

    listen dude we dont have 10 gods, we have different forms of them. just get ur facts straight b4 u try to insult someone.

    next why are u guys fighting over retarded shit like pakistan got the most terrorists. not true terrorists are everywhere. we are or at least i am trying to make a chane in this world by shwoing peace around here. lets not hate on something thats not worth it. if u want to change the terrorism around here, attack the actual terrorists, not a country.

  • @nickgopi tell that to nusrat.. insulting muslims and arabs.. -.-

  • @SwiftyHunterVersion because arabs and practicing muslims are among the dumbest fucks on the planet. they lie, cheat and claim other people's ideas.

    the whole world hates them, for good reason; they are a burden, a cancer on any society they inhabit. salman rushdie is right, what can one expect from a people who believe in a cult founded by a man [muhammad] who murdered innocent men, women & children; raped underage girls & to top off, was likely a schizophrenic.

  • @Nusrat5791 You fucked up idiot, FIRSTLY not all arabs or muslims are like that.. Just because ONE person is an arab and a muslim and is a terrorist you assume we all are like that? You stereo type...

  • @SwiftyHunterVersion

    Its multiple forms of one god you uneducated inbred cunt.

  • @SwiftyHunterVersion u know whats even stupider than that??? a pedeophile worshipper who worships a moon god.

  • @SwiftyHunterVersion yes, i am an indian, but i was born a muslim. india is home to 170 million muslims, including azim premji, the world's richest self made muslim who founded a multi-national software giant,and recently donated two billion US dollars to charity. btw, india's previous president was also a muslim, as are leaders in plethora of professions,from scientists to business tycoons to writers to movie & sports stars.

    p.s. i am an apostate {&rationalist} & reject islam, allah & muhammad.

  • @Nusrat5791 condemned? yea nice 2 generalize u fucking shithead

  • @Nusrat5791 fuck u mother fucker

  • @kassem944 read the response from the muslims to understand what i meant about a people unable to take a joke. in short, i rest my case. ;) [btw, i used to be muslim, unfortunately, but inspired by salman rushdie & christopher hitchens i gave up on that cult when i turned 16]

  • @Nusrat5791 you fucking stereotype. u need some medical attention.

  • @Nusrat5791 since u said that now ur gonna get bombed motherfucker

  • @Nusrat5791 i am both arab and muslims and i don't get offenned by what russel peters jokes about...i think he's the must funny person and i love the way he mocks stereotypes

  • You see it's racist of you can't laugh about it. It's funny! Don't you get it?

  • pakistan and india we will never be one with indians or have peace with em we dont want no peace with you end of story we will be enemies till the end you cant do nothing to us aneways we destroyd u in 2 wars and ur pet bengalese...lol

  • I am watching it from Pakistan. :D

  • i wanna clear some misconceptions about Pakistan ,, before talking hell do contact me :@

  • I AM lithuanian -,- urgh. and we DO have computers

  • @indodesi I agree completely And by the way: before you insult religion (namely, muslims) think culture. There's a huge difference. People act a certain way because of how they were raised. Not by what God they believe in.

  • when he said 'i don't want to name names' and then rolled his eyes i think he was probably refering to the BRITISH RAJ GENERALS

  • I used to be a huge Russel fan, but after seeing this clip, I lost much respect for him.

  • I think non-Indians and non-Pakistanis must just go to any india/pakistan related youtube video and just laugh their asses off while reading the retarded youtube "war of words" by the Indian and Pakistani keyboard warriors who hurl weapons of hate at each other on the comment section to these videos. Dear people, nobody gives a shit about your petty differences. To the rest of the world, you are all just the same people. The world can't even tell the difference between Indians and Pakistanis.

  • :D Yeah, lithuanians dont have computers, but have the fastest internet in Europe :D

  • Hum...aren't we Indians slightly or even much more educated than mexicans??

    Just saying...

  • @Varoonmg if that was the case, india wouldn't be such a shithole, Mexico is a paradise compared to ugly india.

  • @BladedgeES Yeah Mexico is paradise !! for all druglords, drug racketeers and criminals.70% of Criminal in US are mexicans.

  • @gurkhawarrior1 because Mexico is geographically next to the U.S., 80% of the drugs that come from southamerica pass thru Mexico, going to the u.s., and even with all that going on; tourists, Americans, all come and visit Mexico. nobody goes to stinky, shitty, india. LOL it's extremely poor. by the way; 70% of the criminals are defenitely not Mexican, they are african0americans. i live in one of the safest cities in America, and the majority of the population is Mexican-american.

  • @BladedgeES Buahahahahaha..Mexico paradise..lot of tourist come.. for what to get doped & duped ? India shitthole? unnecessary comment by you my friend.. LMAO

    tryin to feel superior yeh...buahahahhhah.

  • @BladedgeES Obviously You Are Pakistani.Since you can find nothing in your shithole nation pakistan WORTH DEFENDABLE, you wore garb of a mexican.Even then mexico has nothing worth comparing with India, be it economy,defence,educational institutes,space program,manufacturing industry,soft power, IT,whatever you can think of.And 70% of criminals in US are DEFINITELY MEXICANS.

  • @gurkhawarrior1 shhs u dirty indian.. go clean up the slums that your shithole country harbours.

  • @SpooKiiEE YOU GO IN HILLS OF WAZIRISTAN, U OSAMA CLAN PAKISTANI!!

    AND WAIT FOR YOUR TURN TO BE ''DRONED'' SO THAT YOU GET YOUR SHARE OF VIRGIN GIRLS WHAT ALLAH HAS PROMISED YOU IN EXCHANGE OF THAT !!

  • @SpooKiiEE, U fukin shit mind your own business, asshole, dare u say word again India, by the way which asshole country are you from?

  • @girishrajani1 uk say something about the uk lool india is a shit state too many fucks ups in that country your probably a 13 toed inbred.

  • @SpooKiiEE , i am not to keen on fault finding, i m here to make u n the world know some facts about my country, which u r not aware of or u choose to neglect.

    The famous board game, called Chess, was invented in India.

    In India's 100,000 years of history, it has never invaded any other country.

    India is the 7th largest country in the world, the largest democracy and one of the oldest civilizations.

    India was one of the richest countries in the world before the British invasion in 17th century.

  • @SpooKiiEE The value of "pi" used in mathematics was first calculated by the Indian mathematician Budhayana in 6th century.

    India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products. It exports software to over 90 countries.

    India is home to the world's largest pilgrimage destination called the Vishnu Temple. The temple is located in the city of Tirupati. About an average of 30,000 people visit this temple donating about $6 million US dollars, everyday.

  • @SpooKiiEE India originated Yoga about 5,000 years ago.

    India in spite of being a Hindu country has th