How to Survive an Airplane Crash

[Esorassen]

too bad this video wasn't available prior to 9/11

[drughello]

Planes don't usually explode (fuel is like diesel). In case of crash (not dead by it) you are probably heavy injured and already outside the broken frame with your seat. if not, be calm, don't run, before check your bones, than walk, you could not feel the pain in shock, run with a broken spleen, liver or back bones will make you die sooner. but 99% of the cases there is not a way you will be able to change your own destiny in a crash. don't overthink about it.

[XXiNeedANameXX]

Lol! -- 1:55 ''Find your Loved ones outside, you will just delay everyone else getting off the plane'' -- 2:06 ''Once out of the plane, run for your life! In case in explodes!'' Thats reassuring! You've got to get of the plane without looking for your loved ones, then once off you have to run as fast as you can because it may explode -- Howcast, What you gonna say to someone that lost their kid because they followed your instructions?!

[youallhavegaynames]

if theres a seat infront never hug ur nee's airlines tell you tto do that just so u can die fast and easy

[soukupb]

I'm waiting for How to eat your own head...

[MrWrestlingLord1]

Step 1: Don't get on a plane

Did u kno Hobos r homeless

[thecoolhenrito4]

HOW TO SURVIVE A PLANE CRASH

step 1: get a parachute

step 2: if the plane gonna crash go to the exit door and punch the living out of the ladie who is on your way

step 3: jump out of the plane and open your parachute

step 4: if you land on a water where is sharks then train them

step 5. IF YOU LAND ON A ISLAND then find the chipmunks

did you know shark has teeth

[superbobthe3rd]

you probably can't even the wet wash cloth through security

[FernandezMustDie1988]

@superbobthe3rd You can buy liquids after the security ;)

[superbobthe3rd]

@FernandezMustDie1988 yea, good point... but you cant get a washcloth!

[sparklequeen1000]

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE PEOPLE IN "THE PASSENGER" THIS!!!

[Nyutoraru]

Take a Redbull, it gives you some nice wings to fly with.

[mattmartino1]

heres my guide step 1: buy a parachute step two: if the planes crashing gtfo

Interesting facts:did you know this how to is bullshit

[sokkumboppaz]

How to survive an airplane crash.

1. Don't do anything.

2. Wait for the crash.

3. Get off of the plane.

4. Be on a magical island

5. Make a tv show called Lost and get rich as fuck

[razfilms1]

@sokkumboppaz you have to say it was a good show though

[eastsideswanger]

i followed all this . . . then the other survivers tryed to eat me >.>

doushbags

[cypruslt]

A guide on how to dodge bullets, please.

[mario56m]

on lost

[mario56m]

on most of the back of the plane died :P

[greenfuzz15reloaded]

if you dont have a wet cloth take off your shirt and pee on it

[RussiaNukesAmerica3]

What if the plane blows apart at 35,000 ft., or nose-dives into the ground at 500 mph ? How could a passenger enhance her/his chances of survival in these scenarios ?

[sporemaster34]

@RussiaNukesAmerica3 They can't.

[HerraTohtori]

@RussiaNukesAmerica3 Well, if you are physically thrown away from the aircraft and somehow manage to stay conscious, you should stabilize your fall by assuming the X-position to maximize your drag and thus minimize your terminal velocity during fall as long as possible. When you get closer to the ground, try to look for a soft place such as mountain or hillside with shrubbery, trees or snow and steer towards it. Turn so that you fall legs first, knees together slightly bent.

[HerraTohtori]

@RussiaNukesAmerica3 Protect your head and look out for the bounce. Many people who fall survive the initial impact but then hit their head on something while bouncing around the landscape.

Water is not a good landing spot. It's not much softer than ground, you are certain to go deep into water, possibly hit the bottom, almost surely lose consciousness or get disoriented, and drown regardless of other injuries. Hypothermia risk is also increased.

[HerraTohtori]

@RussiaNukesAmerica3 But all this is academic - usually if an aircraft "disintegrates" in flight, it will enter unstable flight state, start spinning around wildly, which will incapacitate, knock out, or outright kill the passengers before the impact with ground. Fuselage usually stays intact until it hits the ground. There are very few cases where the fuselage could conceiveably disintegrate so that passengers would be separated from it and survive that event...

[Jumbif]

After watching Lost, I'm never flying ever.

[TheYozStudios]

hmph, so if these methods don't work, i can sue HowCast for providing improper instruction?

[evil001987]

@TheYozStudios No... You will be dead.. 

[emmabustos2]

This really helped me... Thank you How cast. No I m just kiddin'

[cool10Ben]

How to see ghosts

You will need: Meth, crack, and weed.

Step 1.) Ingest all of the drugs.

Step 2.) Wait 1 minute.

Step 3.) Now you can see ghosts. oOOOoooO

Did you know water is wet?

[eduardo0796]

@cool10Ben Am I suppoused to laugh?

[CarbineM4666]

I watched this after hearing Australian Qantas has lowered the amount of fuel in the reserve tank and is hiring cheap pilots along with the engines blowing up. So this is quite relevant.

[zousanai]

You Will Die...That's It!!

[KillerCODbeast123]

i thought it was gonna tell me to open the door and jump and hope u only break a leg

[XTobiT3X]

the back is safer? ok well but what if the back of the plane breaks off

[gamerboss007]

@XTobiT3X LOST much?

[theamazingfrogy]

this helps ALOT! :D

[JBLAKIE1]

shouldnt step 1 include the terminal descent?

[DashOfRainbow]

Step 1: Don't get on the airplane to begin with.

[Leanna7Pippy]

What if ur loved ones don't survive

[RobloFlight]

I NOW AN EASY WAY TO GET WET CLOTH! Get water,Wet Your Clothing TADA

[mt2oo8secondary]

Get sucked out, grab onto a flying box, pull the parachute on the box. Survive. Nathan Drake style

[Kate46140]

This made me so scared. I going on a flight for the first time in a few months.....

[rukiaguy]

@Kate46140 its not bad at all trust me i am on flights ALL the time and i have never had a crash the odd of a plane crashing is VERY slim :) just ask the flight attendants about anything else

[MrSampleName]

@Kate46140 Don't be scared. The people flying the planes are licensed professionals. Planes don't just blow up for no reason. And remember, the news only tells us about the horrible plane crashes - they don't tell us about the hundreds of thousands of flights that make it without any problems. Planes have been developed enough that you can be sure that you'll be safe. Your biggest worry should be having to wait in the lobby, and not having leg room! :) None the less, you're in my prayers.

[Naqvi708]

@Kate46140 heres a fun little fact for ya its more likely youll to be in car accident then in a plane accident

[Guilledom98]

smosh logo

[Nopwn4u]

How to survive an airplane crash.

Step 1. Don't be on a plane

Did you know: This is a did you know comment.

Next on Howcast- How to read

[deadguy718]

It didn't work...

[TVRCdutch]

How to Survive: Howcast.

[WheiZaw]

perfect

[Vo0oOo0oV]

she forget to say "You can do all this only if you still one part"

[ElArGeNtInO12]

Howcast. Please kill yourself, your videos suck.

[newchihuahua]

@ElArGeNtInO12

Howcast: I don't know how to kill myself. Let me make a video on that first.

[iAppleinyourface]

I followed all of this but i still died Lol

[punklifee]

@iAppleinyourface Tell jesus I say hi :)

[55robloxmaster]

@iAppleinyourface then how did you post that comment?

[kevinrgoing]

im on a crashing plane right now with my computer, lets see if this wor-

[rukiaguy]

@kevinrgoing you couldnt type is the k and the s but you could press post HAHA XD

[justluv92]

depressing....



[SilasStallings]

thumbs up if ur on a plane right now

[melovin1000]

@SilasStallings where u heading there?

[Scorpian472]

Step 1: Make sure that Chuck Norris is on your contacts list.

[TwilightGeisha]

Step one: Dont take the plane.

[YourChannelXtream]

Actually.. Better Idea..

Step 1 : Do Something Really Good Before Going to any airport and boarding planes..

Step 2 : When Buying Ticket Get The Front Of The Plane.

Step 3 : If A Plane Crash Happens.. Do Everything They Say And Then Die...

Step 4 : Watch Havens Gates Open For You...

[YourChannelXtream]

Take that First Class!

[Jenivera]

iv heard of that.. yr morely to survive becuase of the impact. think of it likea train. the front takes teh most damage while the back u just feel a bump.

[MrPom1554]

What happens if our loved ones are dead? How do we survive afterwards? HOWCAST JUST TEACHED US HOW TO LIVE LONGER.

[streetmuggedbypolice]

Step 11: make sure the pilot is not too drunk.

[Tahlulah97]

Im a Survivor... because I watched this video.

LOL.

[xDarkxJonx]

So we're suppose to assume that we're going to be in an airplane crash the next time we travel?

[chocolova23]

im gonna go on economy class next time

[LessThan3able]

what if we all die on impact?

[PlatypusBeast]

1:41 LOLOLOLOL

[detestosu]

howcast is the best comedy channel on youtube...

[egj1975]

This is so funny.....if you think, dress and behave like the plane is gonna crash....maybe you should drive. But driving can also kill you...just stay home

[ColoradoKing26]

How to survive a plane crash:

Step 1: Never get on one.

[matter928]

Im not making a joke but i swear my uncle could have used this 10 years ago he was on flight 93

[FredrickVonWinkle457]

@matter928 theres a difference between a crash /landing/ and an actual crash. these tips only help if the airplane is still somewhat intact upon landing, as opposed to flying straight into the ground...

[xNoruhk123x]

I was taking a shit, my plane crashed, the outside part was all burning and smoke all over the place i heard an explosion on the toilet... then i noticed there was a crack so i pushed it with my feet and it broked i had to jump... i broke a leg but now im alive

[Nit996]

@xNoruhk123x How did that comment get so many thumbs up?

[xNoruhk123x]

@Nit996 IDK lol o.O

[christ439]

@xNoruhk123x yeah right!!!

[ismasalgado]

@xNoruhk123x true story!

[theamazingfrogy]

@xNoruhk123x YOUR soooo LUCKY!

[Utrilus]

A WET CLOTH MAKES IT MORE DANGEROUS TO BREATH IN SMOKE

[12pieguy]

i am going on a plane in 2 days 0.0

[drwho123ful]

i know use justin bieber as a parachute

[slushieman99]

what if your taking a shit?

[MrAsatay]

This worked for me

[ToxixEntertainment]

229 people died in an airplane crash.

[veloceGT]

So technically shouldn't first class be at the rear of the plane?

[PeterPotter903]

@veloceGT At the rear of the plane it's loud and bumpy. Merry X-Mas!

[Mikesheesh]

@veloceGT

Nope!

[CheetoPasta]

"Have a higher chance of walking away alive" Nah, I wanna walk away dead

[youmakemelaugh99]

And, I'm going on a plane in 3 weeks..

[STILLAliveDJ]

im always in first class, holy shit im dead!

[Chaser57411]

step 1 never seat in the back cuz the ending of the show told us so

[andrtaker]

this wont save you when me and my al queda brothers hijack your planes again! Pray to allah and you might be given a second chance to live!

[partiescherry]

Well thats me booking the back seats

[gfeng373]

wait wat!!! u need to run fast oh sht!! wat happen if ur fat D:

[StevenTalks1]

I'm going to ride a plane in a few days, lol.

[Shabeckful]

ask the people on lost there is your answer

[Americangirlgal02]

what if you're in the middle of an ocean?

[GamerGeoMike]

step 1: Watch Lost. Step 2: Be like lock.

[mimin123fan]

What if you land in the middle of no where like I saw last time at the plane?? It was full if ice o.0 outside

[ShowPolitics]

What if my plane crashes into a World trade center?

[ByVxIJa]

@ShowPolitics you're doomed.

[emilianocarra]

and if the airplane crash and explodes?????

[RANDOMNESS873]

step 1: take the train

[khanzahrah1]

these are nice fun facts to know i don't get why everybody resents them

[mynameismichaelreed]

the video has no 480p

[ByVxIJa]

@mynameismichaelreed ?????????????????????? LOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU'RE RIGHT XD WTF

[bacdafucup98]

step 1: don't go on a fucking plane

[ixonixas]

did you know that kissing your ass before dying is quite relaxing

[Epicfilms4]

Step 1: don't get on a plane

[kristianfogdal]

I DID THAT!!!

[woahzombies]

i like how dramatic her voice got at the end, especially for that whole explosion part lol

[walawalaaznman3]

how to survive an airplane crash: you don't

[RANDOMNESS873]

you will need: luck

[DA64XD]

Wow, what depressing music.

[thewordofnotch]

You will need: balls and a parachute

[marupage83]

step 1: scream like a pussy

[dafrickinchicken]

DAMMIT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A PILOT!!!!

[woahzombies]

@dafrickinchicken um, because you chose to?..

[skimcy1]

YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN YOUR ON PACIFIC FLIGHT 092 AND YOU PLANE STARTS TO BREAK UP IN THE PACIFIC

[rihannarocks6]

thanks alot. now you've made me scared that when the plane explodes im gonna lose all my clothes.

[iPodiMaster]

Better drink my own piss

[jazzgurl234]

@XPandaPwnage lol

[deaassassin]

ok then im gonna remind my cousin to sit in the back of the plane next time he goes to tunisia

[Guamtila]

...So how can you run for your life if it's the sea?

They got safe because of land..

[moongoddess73198]

Just saying, but actually the crash position (with yr head in yr arms or whatever) helps you die quicker and less painful.

[dyko911]

How do you no

[aztecace]

Did you know?

Accualy,your 90% likely to survive a plane crash.

[fishingkid11]

so cotton cant catch on fire



[1marcusthegamer]

Step 1: Be Chuck Norris

[123skyball1]

1:23 lol they'll flip frontwards cuz they have no seatbelt and they're "bracing" themselves against the air

[mtgibby]

when you mention what to wear thats wrong because you dont have ANY idea youll crash :O

[NoNamedRetard]

Step 1. put you tray table up

Step 2. place your baggage in the over head compartment

[BandBProductions7777]

Do I have to plan for the plane to crash, cuz then this info will be useles!!!

[pat20105]

Im going to watch that video when my aeroplane crashes..wait what?

[80BoGdAn08]

or buy a parachute to prevent all this shits

[iwantmyjulia]

yeah but the odds of dying in a plane crash are 1 in 10000 and the odds of dying in a hospital are 1 in 400 :P

[Klassorop]

@iwantmyjulia Lol, i dont think that only 1 out of 10000 dies when the plane crashes...

[henzon26]

what if u dont have : aisle seat, proper clothing, and smoke hood or wet washcloth?!?!?!?

[jimbeezy07]

@henzon26 you'll die...

[Blackveilbrides4evar]

@henzon26 you're possibly fucked



[FredrickVonWinkle457]

@henzon26 how would you get the washcloth wet? the crash isnt going to wait for you to go to the bathroom, and you cant take liquids with you...

[jaquell08]

Yep thats why I dont fly first class...lol

[Skyrodude]

Thanks HowCast! About 5 minutes, my plane will crash but thanks to this video, I might actually survive.

Thank you so much!!

[BooshkiiBomb123]

they shouldve showed this to the people in 9/11

[KateJoyCoo]

2:05 GTFO! 

[Augustas05]

2:09 the back of the plane an exit at right corner in FLAME muahahaha

[Davmm96]

howcast , ehow arent the best source of info... in fact this is bullshit.

[tritars]

Step 1: Don't die. Step 2: Survive.

[Byron10301]

these are nice fun facts to know .... For SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN NTSB ... seriously, if there are people who remind themselves of these tips before every flight, I feel bad for them and their miserable life.

[frazadoodl]

@Byron10301 For some of us it's a phobia we have no control over and so need to feel prepared. There's no need to be harsh.

[x8y7]

@Byron10301 i actually do that! and my life is not miserable xD ... at least not to me

[lilmrbigmouth]

i tried this now im dead

[ThomasA12345678910]

haha i hope all of you know that listening to this will NOT at all improve any chances you have of an aircraft crash they are ZERO. i'm really not going to bring a frickin smoke hood on a journey.

[stormshockin]

@ThomasA12345678910 lol now adays you do that you'll be arrested by time the plane lands for suspicion of being a terrorist xP

[85LARGE]

There is no chance of surviving an air crash whatever you do. You should watch fight club lol :D

[My1968Impala]

Everybody knows that if the plane is going to crash, 1/2 a second before impact, jump in the air to massively reduce the impact damage to your body.

[BruceJC75]

It there is no seat in front of you then it will be much easier for you to get down, stick your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye!

[yummysmoothie12]

the commorcial at the begining of the video, have a happy jolly christmas!

[zombie2u1]

Uh, I have a problem, my plane split in half?

[fube432]

WHO THE HELL BRINGS A SMOKE HOOD?? IT'S LIKE SAYING "I'M READY FOR WHEN WE CRASH SOMETIME DURING THIS FLIGHT"

[adminoperator]

lol the video is categorized as 'Comedy', i guess plane crashes are funny? Trololol

[fidelmercedes]

the end just contradicted the whole video

[Cry53r]

whoa! great! you now made about 1/4th of those 786.045 people who have watched this get paranoia about their plane crashing...

[xXRazorSharp101Xx]

Step 1: Use the force

Step 2: Have everyone thank you

[farenhai]

How can I get music like this without speech? Thanks!

[K9clown]

Tuck 'n roll kids! Tuck n' Roll!!

[marcuspotter4564]

Why the fuck is this classed as comedy? What was funny about WTC? Nothing.

[postalzebra22]

1. get out of plane right before it crashes

2. run on top of it to the very back and wait for the plane to crash.

3. when you are at the end of the plane and it is about to hit the floor, jump off.

4. its a three foot fall so you wont get hurt.

and bam..... you survived a plane crash.