Black Jesus: Gluttony (a/k/a Deadly Sin #6)

[hairlesspotter]

jesus wasn't white or black he was tan i mean he was from the middle east so look at native middle easterners to see what jesus might look like

[VinnieVolvo1974]

"priiiivate eyes, are watchin you" LMBAO

[gagnezpoet]

LMAO @ 24hr Kreme

-G

[amandabooty]

i'm dead watching this, 24 HOUR CREME??????? HMMMM

[WILDKCAT]

ZOIDBERG....

[venomousmidian]

funny how some ppl comment on these videos trying to convince others, but why if it feels so good! maybe they shouldn't be here in the first place.... irony much?

[HHTmagish]

Hey thumbs up to all u people that come to Black Jesus for a good laugh. eff all that other fanatic bullshit :D

[mendm1]

hookah in the back!

[bluebunny4ya]

All of you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. The only thing that should concern you about Jesus is your salvation. Not the way he looks smh. I don't care if Jesus is white,black,tan,purple,pink,bl­ue. He is my savior and that's all I care about like for real.

[dgk3188]

@bluebunny4ya yeah right closer racist

[shmayy]

"you aint even eatin to live no more man, you livin to eat my ni9ga..u on the toilet takin a shit thinkin bout food..." HAAHAAH

[pogisiG]

LMAO

[MarkieMARKHan]

JESUS IS JEWISH RETARDS

[Thashining]

@MarkieMARKHan Being Jewish is an Ethnicity, not a color...dumb-ass! Also, they were a nomadic people that were represented in various shades. Like Khazars and African Jews. I do not see anyone getting upset when he is represented as a blue-eyed, blond haired white man. Grow up people!

[xl3i771ex]

Man, these videos are hilarious but you people need to stop with all that "Jesus was black". Just because your afro-centric leaders and teachers told you He was so you would feel better doesn't make it true. You all gotta do your own research instead of listening to those charlatans, although if genius bible scholars and theologians still don't know for certain, there's NO WAY you'll ever be able to say for certain. The fact is Mary wasn't black or white and SHE gave birth to Him. THINK.

[xl3i771ex]

@xl3i771ex You really think that a middle eastern/arab woman gave birth to a black child? Remember, there was NO father but God Himself... unless you're going to tell me that God is black... in which case you are just delusional and so far off the farm that no amount of logic can save you from your ignorance.

[4life1971]

white folks don't get all upset when u see Black Jesus....that's how white ppl act like everything is suppoed to be white..........NOT LOL

[IkThaKid]

No this dude did not start singing "Private Eyes" Funny

[misticspear]

never noticed the zoidbergs in the back

[DarrellThePhenom]

U ain't even eatin 2 live no mo man u livin 2 eat, my nigga u be on da toliet takin a shit thinkin bout food my nigga I know my nigga funny assssss hellz I almost snorted out food while laughin. Keep em comin ma nigga:)

[SimpleWhiteMan97]

dude i love the krispy cream gym. 

[selfsenter]

Jesus cant be black.

They might not know how he looked like but all record cite he had long hair.

niggas hair dont fall down on their shoulders lol.

The dude was middle eastern

[alwerty1]

@selfsenter naw man...hebrews came from Africa..whites and middle easterns didnt adopt judaism until after the birth of Jesus

[AesopRockability]

Show starts at 0:26

Thumbs up so others can skip the long ass intro.

[Bhatch2007]

@AesopRockability I fux with the intro.

[emanrulez1]

can you find zoid berg

[CWGrudzinski1]

why does it matter if Jesus is black, white, Asian, or even mexican?

what matters is what he teaches to us.

For all we know he could be a mix of every So called "race"

thumbs up if you agreaa

[luopio27]

Greaest line: these niggas need to learn one way or the motherfuckin other.

[crawleymang]

@siberianotcaucasia Really? Which ones? Cause he's not in recorded Roman history. Isn't that the time he existed in?

[Mannamedwest314]

Jesus listens to Hall and Oates. win.

[octobersown16]

my nigga.......

[AnbusKi]

Jesus is a fucking buzz kill everytime they just chillin here he come talking that nonsense lol

[AYoSexxii]

it said in the bible that jesus wasent out of the ordinary he looked like a ordinary man in that area now unless they were all white whitch theyer not then jesus isent straight white like in the pictures

[yserrant]

What gym was that Krispy Kreme?...24hr Kreme?

You be on the toilet takin a shit, thinkin about food. lol

[9in1der]

this shit is crazy as hell im lmao!

[xXEXAMPLEZXx]

You aint eaten to live, u livin to eat lmao

[carlabellis]

SELL OUT!!!!

[trina0aka0nicki]

you be on toilet takin a shit thinking about food!!! hahahahaha lol!!

[Hennesy410]

U don't eat 2 live u live 2 eat my nigga!! LLABD

[XXweedheadXX]

420jambi: nigga fuck yew

[pradeepasaurus]

BIG UPS TO ZOIDBERG IN THE BACKGROUND

[KilluaXIII]

@420jambi and that ain't the only shit the church lied about manigga. pay attention how much paper them religions make. it's global businesses of power and influence manigga. there's no invisible magic man. open your eyes to the cold life manigga and try change it

[jdan007]

watching your every move!!! BAHAHAHAHAH

[sagepoppy]

hell taco!

[ThyReturner]

"You a glutton ma nigga" ROFL!!!

[Aleesus]

24 hr kreme

hahahaha

[AQGOAT24]

yo black jesus my friend has squirell aids can you cure him LMFAO

[AQGOAT24]

@AQGOAT24  squirrel*

[loserhero1982]

Private eyes are watching you hahahaha

[JorgeIgnacioNavarro]

That dude was struggling not to laugh. LOL

[pussypopanum1]

@JorgeIgnacioNavarro lol yea he was

[daspoooop]

hahaha

[Da1shocker]

Black Jesus looks like Andre 3000.

[Tradewindrain]

LMAO Zoidberg everywhere!

[bettercall2]

ROTFL!!!!

[4thletta]

Private eyes! LoL!

[theNikeFace]

what jail yu been to? krispy kreme. LOL

[Mrlatereg]

gym

[theNikeFace]

oh my bad. that makes more sense.

[MmmMmmkissin]

I have watched this video so many times, but I just noticed the Dr. Zoidbird figurines in the background from Futurama. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

[BlackJackNapier]

I would've broken out in a heap of laughter....

[Pastorblunt187]

how does he manage to do that with a str8 face!? I wouldve been on the floor crying!

[trooperjoe73]

Hall & Oates reference! How did that dude on the left not laugh?! I think he wanted to!

[phillipjennings5]

haha They got Hookah and fucking Furutama toys in the BG

[artisticlatino07]

Jesus is my nigga.

[thevillians12]

thats some shit right ther. i get some that liqour!

[brute1211]

24 hour cream??

[Patrickrules93]

you be sittin on the toilet shittin thinkin bout food my nigga lol

[ordinaryoxymoron]

lmaoooo.

"you a glutton, my nigga."

[Al3XNOelsAys]

you aint even eaten to live no more you livin to eat

[seanscleveland]

private eyes are watching you!!! LOL

[Tatarraan]

what gym was that? Krispy Kreme?

[senojoy12473]

"can i get some of that liquor?"

[cleoncleoncleon]

word is bond!

[sgreen4]

Did you see the two Zoibergs?

[catchfree84]

lmao you a glutton my nigga

[Writersblock39]

I especially love zoidbergs appearance.

[ChrisWatch]

lol. You don't eat to live, you living to eat.

[ayjay1075]

private eyes are watching you!!! HAAAAA

[common380]

After all Black Jesus done did for yo punk ass you gonna come on here and disrespect? He was hanging on that cross for hours, he mention it everytime, but do he get any love? No! Cause ya'll some bitch ass haters.

GOD don't like ugly, and he wasn't too fond of cute either.

[Sunshan87]

Your mom must didn't scare you enough when you were younger.

[BigSkills01]

i like how he kinda rolled his R haha watch..

Priiiivate Eyes...are watchin you..watching your

Eh-VLY move lmao!!

[BigSkills01]

man hell naw lol you deserve every single subscriber you get for stuff like this..cmon man

lolll stuff is wild funny man homeboy almost started laughing off that private eyes stuff hahahahaha he fought it lol

[TheDoodyJustin]

Krispy Kreme?....hmm....24 hour Kreme...hmm?

[NOOOBE]

funny ass hell my nigga XD!!!

[flyfreshtadef]

shit is hilarious! lol

[FRSHTUBE]

LETS BE CLEAR DISCLAIMER: To every1 who feels a need to discredit "Black Jesus" and the whole satire of this production you may wanna stop looking through the window and start looking at the mirror b/c this right here is the truth whether anyone believes it or not!!!! Blasphemy no!!Blasphemy on your part to be the judge of such, whatever medium.The "word" should be take under some consideration as long as it is the "Truth"Keep doin you Black Jesus! While they lyin we Flying homeboi! We flyin!

[Division1985]

Private eyes..Watching you..Watching yo every move..

[deebohmac]

is a west coast thayyng

[dimples44r]

"can I hit some of that liquor?"

[Youngsmoke09]

hhaahaaha

[iwannacfights]

"U a glutten my nigga" LOL!!! random as hell

[skillzgone2waste]

Yess!!!! LMAOF!!!

[LaghikLyfe]

yo Black Jesus(or the dude that plays him), you got a website, or Myspace?

You just don't know how many fans you have built playing Black Jesus.

[CheetahChampyon]

"can I hit some of that liquor?"

lemme test this out on the audio preview.

what up my nigga?

yo!!!!

this shit is funny as shit.

type something and then hit the audio preview button on the left and listen to the white dude say it.

i just listened to him say

"what up my nigga?"

[beingme009]

"what gym was that man? krispy kreme? 24 hour cream?"

phaha too funny.

[OctoBox]

"private eyes are watching you - watching your everrry move" -- Dis Fool Black Jesus Kills Me

*Dead*

[Stella2Stellar]

Goodnees when i heard him say "everry move"... i couldnt stop laughin..

[TheDTclan]

"you aint even eating to live your living to eat"

genius

[stylespeniro]

he certainly wasn't some semen swalloin caucasian

[ponchoko]

really?

[triconus]

true lol

[stylespeniro]

he certainly wasn't some semen swalloin caucasian

[triconus]

he was a jew lol that lived in the middle east so he wasnt white

[commy9191]

you have no proof he was even alive exept a book so shut the fuck up please

[triconus]

lol you shut up i just commented on cw69oo racist comment you dont have to be a dick about it anywho this was kinda funny though wasnt it

[servonatron]

anyone could sing private eyes - only black jesus could roll that r in "every move"

angus dei, my niggas

[Jackassinfool5]

this shit is hilarious. subscribed. keep em comin!!!!!!!!!!

[Katzblager]

24 hour kreme XDDD

[revgetbread]

This shit is funny as hell. I really wish you jesus believers would cut the shit out. All religion was made by man as a way to control mans crazy ass. Come on people wake the fuck and use reason. 1000 years ago mother fuckers didn't have lights and thought the world was flat. Jesus and Santa claus is the same shit.

[TabersLion]

Hm, thousands of years ago The Christ read from written Scriptures a thousand years before His human birth. Isaiah 40:22 teaches the earth was ROUND. Job 26:7 teaches how the earth is held up. It was liberal godless idiots that taught the earth was flat! lol. Santa is a spinoff of from pagan Catholicsm. The Christ was prophesied to be long ago, Read Genesis 22:8. U freakin niggas are as ignorant and as stupid as the day you were rounded up by Arabs and sold to ship merchants for export. lol

[bitchniggaz22]

we were brought here involuntarily....

did u expect us nott to make due with wat u gave us?

[TabersLion]

I don't exclude other races, such as Asians, Caucasians, European saxons, Natives, or Indonesians etc from being as ignorant about that subject. And as for "did u expect us nott to make due with wat u gave us? " The ignorance was pasted down to "them", then to others even today (of all races). As for "involuntarily", the negro race hasn't been the only race of people involuntarily exiled or placed antipodal, involuntarily. All have all survived making due without having to keep making excuses.

[bitchniggaz22]

but why the racism yo...

when does this help u in any way?

im a very open person... i get along with all races...

i only judge by the content of your character...

[TabersLion]

bitchniggaz22: What racism ? I'm not entitled to spew and responed to a racist comment ? Is it because I'm not married to another race that makes me automatically a racist ? Because others spew racist comments and I have "fun" with it I'm a racist ? So when a racist post that's an era, I'm not allowed to post my understanding of what is TRUTH ?

[bitchniggaz22]

just sayin... two wrongs dont make a right...

racism isnt anything to have fun with really...

some ppl dont even kno this is only comedy

[TabersLion]

bitchniggaz22: Again I'll ask. What racism ? And you're posting I'm wrong ? And as far as having "fun" with it. So it's fine for your race to do it ? It's also fine for your race to do it "with yourselves" ? And as for your name "bitchniggaz", If you want the world "others" to change, then start with yourself as being an example ? If assholes are gona call them selfs niggas, then expect to be called what you call yourself, niggas. No ? Then remain a useless ignorant hypocrites.

[bitchniggaz22]

the name is just easy to remember....

im not callin mah self a nigga but it dont mean anything to me anyway...

the word only means as much as u let it mean to u...

the difference between some1 else sayin it and us sayin it iz that we dont mean it like yall do...

[TabersLion]

bn22: Then define what it means to YOU. And then define what is means to EVERYONE else. Anywho, shouldn't it have just ONE meaning ? So tell the world the meaning of the word nigga, that way when others use it it's not offensive. And if niggas are the only one's that can use it, isn't that self-SEGRAGATION. So then if YOU can use it so can I !

Oh wait, that's too much like accepting being called a Jew. Jews can call other Jews Jew. But when others do it, it's offensive, but who cares right ?

[bitchniggaz22]

some ppl would use it like that but its jus a watever word to me... jus slips out casually

if i was white i wouldnt bother calling a black person a 'nigga' bekuz thats fukked up to do

I wouldnt call u a jew for no reason thats dumb... i have no quarrel with u to call u such names

[TabersLion]

So then you refuse to post your definition of the word nigga? Or did you forget too ?

[RSRPLANET]

So are you to lazy to look it up? Or do just love to reply to bitchniggaz22?

[TabersLion]

Done that. And I've got 3 different dictionaries. The oldest I have discribes it as " a tool that can be replaced " lol.

So what else you want to stck your nasty crap smelling nose in to and stink up ?

[RSRPLANET]

Okay that's great. Glad you can use the dictionary to your advantage. Oh and one more question. What the fuck does "crap smelling nose suppose mean? If that was some sort of insult, you should probably stick to answering my questions like a tool.

[bitchniggaz22]

Nigga can mean a lot of different things...

dependin on the tone of voice u use it in to the sentence surrounding it...

i didnt 4get im jus lettin u kno that most ppl say it only bekuz they kno theres a black person around...

but not when theyre with the same race...

bekuz they use it to offend

[inspirationdp85]

This is wrong in soooooo many ways......why Jesus? come on man!!!

[lilnappyy]

all of you guys need to quit actin like bitches

[VeeFitzgerald]

Black J is really world wide - y'all don't see dat nigga is in Boots Chemist (pharmacy) in England during his opening theme song? He's from Compton, isn't he??

[mrsjennyz]

@VeeFitzgerald They sell Boots' stuff in Target

[JrKahlil]

what yall dont get its about if black jesus came back as the stereotype while still being jesus and be funny

[hellishheavin101]

ppft and u ask why we hate u niggers

[chosenxe]

I don't ask that i'm very comfortable with the fact that legally all you can do is not like me:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[elguapo13]

Actually, we aint ask ya'll shit...  Now shut the fuck up and watch your old ass gun n roses vhs tapes.

[cadeboi]

YOU A GLUTTON MY NIGGA!

[Only1AceProductions]

He was salty as hell

[Hebbohebbohebbo]

You have a lot of nerve asking black Jesus for his liquor, young dun.

[Partygirl44]

This is very sad... You guys should be ashamed, this is nothing to make joke about....very very very sad :-( :-(...

come on black people...damn... we are losing our way...after coming so far...man thia is sad.

[Thashining]

The level of intellect on youtube is amazing!!

This is a parody.

[Tylerfavgirl]

you guys really need to reserch who jesus was ...this is not funny. if this was mohomit you guys were making fun of there whould be a war..... think about it.

[R0Y1LL]

Real talk below this line...

You people need to smell the fucking sarcasism in the air and stop taking shit so serious, all politically/morally correct and shit.

1. It's YouTube...Not CNN...

2. This skit is in the COMEDY Catergory...FUCKING LOOK my nigga!

Fuck I hate when you gotta spellout/draw shit out for the dick in the ass masses. I should get paid to do this shit! ROFL

[fredddy0]

quite being little bitches.. lighten up.. you're missing out on funny jokes.

"can i hit some of that liquor?"

[DjPriMO25]

"private eyes, they watching you" -LOL

[xxhempxx]

My Jesus is black and hung like a horse.

[XXzahavahXX]

two thumbs up on this comment.

[edbates33]

HALL N OATS..MY NIGGA!!

[rettinhousegames]

Jesus was arabian because Mary was, you gussed it, ARABIAN!

GENETICS< PEOPLE!

[1989dman]

He was jewish actually man

[YoungReizy]

your talking about genetics with a virgin birth? c'mon man science n religion just dont mix

[TempleTXLive]

WTF!!! There's the next president of the United States...... /Sigh

[known619er]

24-Hour Creme?

[NewGen4623]

JESUS IS NOT BLACK ,WHITE,MEXICAN,ASIAN,INDIAN ,

when he came into a form of a man he was middle eastern he was born over there ..think

[0mgarab]

he was bro it was jerusalem

[NewGen4623]

your so blind were is jerusalem IN the middle east not in africa Go smoke a blunt or somthing

[MightySaturn5]

I love the way that old woman that looked like a black version of Rosa Parks violently vomited on him while yelling "get me off this bus full of porch monkeys".

Very funny video, and who would of thought that any one "brotha" could eat that much watermelon, fried chicken, grape soda and crack.

Very funny stuff, thanks for posting it and have a nice day.

[Meose7]

This is funny. Jesus is different to different people, like Santa Clause. His image is not copyrighted. Funny. My Own Personal Jesus is laughing his ass off.

[OMGITSAIJO]

garbage

[frankthetank11111111]

there's no concrete evidence of christ, so how can you argue about what color he is. funny how people claim to be a man of god, yet couldn't accept him if he were black...or white for that matter. nice vid

[xXJun3BuGXx]

these guys goin str8 to hell D=

and yes jesus was blakk for all the ignorant dumbasses

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[ulquiorra438]

ughhhhhhhhh! thats it all of you shut the fuck up!!!!!! all of you are a butch of dumbass jesus was black and you know it it say it in the damn bible!!!!!!!!!! he had hair like lambs wool and feet like burnt brass..hmmmmmmmmmm let me see that sound like a black man to me so think before you fucking speak damn it you all sound like fucking dumbass (ohhh jesus aint black) maybe you should read the bible more

[Ghettoflame1]

Yeah, we read it. We blacks aren't the only ones who are dark. It could be that Jesus was in the form of a black man. 2000 years ago he came in the form of a Jew. Jesus has no initial race.

Don't reference the bible and cuss; disrespect.

[4dville]

Truth.

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

this very video is disrespect and blasphemy.

[4d4mz]

butthurt jesus boy much?

[sirgir101]

no, its just retarded

[marcelle4l]

this video is in no way blasphemy. its satire, meant to entertain. i'm sure you knew that before you watched it.

[WitnessofTheHolyOne]

how does it's being satire justify its blasphemy?

Jesus is beautiful. I get goosebumps when I read the words HE spoke in the bible. When I read those red letters in the bible, the only thing that comes to mind is "This is GOD."

By his beautiful sacrifice, eternal life is granted. He is so merciful, so loving and so indescribable.

But these idiots get Jesus and make him in the image of some no good immoral street thug who smokes and drinks.

This is BLASPHEMY and it's not funny.

[marcelle4l]

just looked up blasphemy in the dictionary. turns out you're right. by definaition, this is utter blasphemy. in my defense, i never said it was funny.

[pays2beAwinner]

Coolio got fat and became Jesus?

[namekman01]

jesus aint black

he middle eastern

[Ghettoflame1]

Jewish, or something like that.