Cottees Cordial Australian Commercial.

[Rintendo64]

"my dad picks his nose, that goes to Snotte's, to make the cordial, that I like best"

[ollie2sik]

What the fuck is this the hitler youth on parade ?!

[Laurzid]

The man in the flanno at 0:16 is my great uncle Jim Watkins!

[ah74tbt]

my mum picks her bum to make the cordial that i like best

[DerpDurrrDerp]

My mum picks her bum and eats her boogers, to make the cordial that i like best

[misszoebeth1]

who doesnt enen know how they got here

[InnuendoXP]

kids deserve it!

[TheItchyFetus]

my fav has always been lime, all the rest give me fucking headaches.

[MegaRarebear]

cottees cordial is so shit now....it tastes terrible ever since they went to the 1 litr 'double concentrate' jugs...shit-ouse Cottees!!!!

[Lincoln1704]

They deserve the cordial!

[IncurablyAwesome]

That I like best!

[chaminda123]

2 people didn't get their corial

[Imamummy2]

Don't buy any Australian product that has 'third world' connections. Made in Oz or not at all.

[MaddyRockRoxs]

Hahahah! You guys are hilarious! LMFAO

[jossmoss111]

Our school yard version was along the lines of: "My dad picks his bum and pees in a potty, to make the cordial that i like best."

[jossmoss111]

Our school yard version was along the lines of: "My dad picks his bum and pees in a potty, to make the cordial that i like best."

[Dougal70]

My Dad is an itinerant worker and Mum's not 100% sure which on he is.

[boldziga]

I know the person that invented cottees, then he sold it to cadbury schweppes, it woulda been awesome if he kept it

[CuginiSandwich]

this was made just outside my hometown mildura and i have friends who are in this ad, we still sing the song for fun or when pocking fun at one of my friends

[collingwoodrules]

my dad picks his bum that goes to shittys 2 make the cordial that i hate best

[boldziga]

@collingwoodrules fuck you

[DBHDesignLtd]

Im trying to track down a TV advert (or the audio from it) for The Me No Fry campaign which was conducted by NSW Health over the summers of 1990 to 1995.

Any ideas??

[technomax1]

 yes it was fully about 'my Dad picks his bum..' awesome

[princeraspberryberet]

they just showed this on "talkin about my generation"

[lebunited96]

@princeraspberryberet That is why i'm here. lol

[GHANArocks]

0:10 lol only 25% real fruit juice

[MrLogoman007]

My dad signs the checks that go to Cottee's..... to buy the cordial..... that I like best!

[gleetiernz]

Lol I wasn't born to see this ad but what da lol

[TinyFlix]

Fruit pickers in australia are always itinerants from overseas.

So his dad is a broke ass backpacker.

[miteymuz]

Ha!! My dad picks the fruit that goes to cottee's!!.....because he left school in grade 5.

I think every kid had their own take on this one!!

[LDNprincess]

@miteymuz ...my dad picks his bum...

[jocksjocks1]

Cottees, giving Aussie kids a good old fashioned serve of diabetes and buggered up teeth

[THExVIDxKID]

@jocksjocks1

lol

[watangfarmerjoe]

my dad picks his nose that goes to snottees, to make the cordial that i like best

[princesstizza]

@watangfarmerjoe thats the version we sang too :D:D:D

[TonyTheSamurai]

@watangfarmerjoe my principal picks his bum to give to cottees, to make the cordial that i like best

[MilitaryAircraft101]

@watangfarmerjoe no no no...

My dad picks his nose that goes to snottees, to make the GOOBIE JUICE, that i like best...

:)

[IanGorton]

@watangfarmerjoe Yeah we use to sing that when I was at school too

[sirrington]

"My mum licks my bum to bring you Cottees, 'cause it's Cottees Cordial that I like best!"

[puremarc]

i used to say my dad picks his bum and puts it in the water that makes the cordial that i like best

[fleshwound69]

haha i think that bit better known than the actual song

[9letmeseeit]

"My dad has now been retrenched from Cottees, now it is all off-shored... to Bangladesh"

[pjecklin]

No wonder I don't like it anymore!

[IanGorton]

@9letmeseeit Typical

[Derp1978]

@9letmeseeit THAT IS SO WIN!

[Smartboy8877]

@9letmeseeit

This is the second post that I have read about Cordial not being made in Australia anymore. Well, I live in New Jersey and I find it amazing how few items in our stores (including food) are made in the United States! I guess that if the labor is cheaper somehwere else, why not use it? If is all part of the dog eat dog world that all of us live in! And do not even get me started on the hole in the ozone layer!

[hobsquabble]

@Smartboy8877 If it's so much cheaper to make offshore, why is the other brand Aussie made stuff cheaper in the store? Because I'm paying for a brand then, aren't I. I would prefer to pay the same price if I knew the money was going back into my economy. Hence I do not skimp on Aussie grown vegies, meat and bread. I personally don't care if the company is Aussie, so long as the manufacturing is.

[Smartboy8877]

@hobsquabble

What we are now discussing is global ecconimics. I wish I had the answer, but, unfortunatley I do not!  Oh well!

[LibertarianChristian]

@9letmeseeit damn minimum wage.

[blackphoenix2640]

My dad picks his arse and goes to snottees, to make the cordial that I don't like.

[markape1]

I remember this ad! Talking about ads check out my tvc about chips: PRANKSTERS IN THE PARK

[AdoloKanala]

dude, you've posted that comment tons of times...

[JW2285]

Does anyone have that one from the 90's where that kid's walking home from school and everything's melting? They used to play that one to death everyday after school.

[Rusldalovemusl]

unfortunately they arent allowd to say picks the FRUIT anymore cause there is actualy so little fruit content in the product these days, just wait till you see the latest ads

[puppydoglover29]

We used to say, My dad picks his nose, that goes to snotties!! Very immature, we were!!

[IanGorton]

Yeah we did too.

[m4dm4n669]

i won a sega of one of the cottees stickes when i was like 6....... i loved that sega

[daniel85r]

Why are they drinking cordial in highball glasses with crushed ice? Underage drink much?

[DeathMetalMurder]

damn nazis!!!!.....:O

[uraniumdeath]

Does anybody have the 1998 version of this commercial?

It had a really fat kid on it...

[mgo26]

So, I take it their dads are all backpackers and dropouts.

[ryanh4472]

obviously! Some say "Like father, Like son" The kid couldn't even talk properly!

[pariah9lc]

Im sure i just sore some of those kids goose stepping!

[shitlips666]

The boys name is Joey, he is Gay.

[MitcheltonMilo]

You ever heard of Snotty's cordial? The jingle for it goes "My dad picks his nose to make the cordial...that I like best!"

[uraniumdeath]

He doesn't make the cordial...he makes the boogie balls, which incidentally, I like best :D

[theresuga]

Haha we used to say that!

As well as "My Dad picks his bum" we were very classy back then...

[WimmyWamWamWozzle]

When I was little I used to think the lyrics were:

"My dad nicks the fruit, that goes to Cottee's!"

lol

[mitdoq]

"My dad picks his nose.."

[blogthehaggis]

Yeah we sung something similar but it was:

"My Dad picks his arse, that goes to Cotties...."

[georgiep8]

omg thats wat we used to sing too!!! not pick his arse, i mean pick his nose

[Windows4eva]

Lol, this ad was one of my favourites as a kid, we all used to put our own words to it at school, I remember it had something to do with boogers lol!

[54spiritedwill54]

Ahh the memories!

[happysydguy]

That Cottees kid is the business

[sdfgertge]

hes hot

[louistfly]

I remember that ad so well!

[TheRegulator81]

Ha ha that little girl at the end is married to my brother

[JGTMTE]

hahaha what does she do for a living now? :-P

[kellyrepresent]

really? what does she do now shes soo cute

[maskedracoon2]

Dam the kid that first starts singing is a real bad singer!

arg!

[johann99]

My dad picks his nose,

and goes to snottees,

to make the snortial,

that I like best.

[flannelau]

My dad picks his bum.... LOL

[GhostsnGoblins]

i remember at school we used to say goin on this song. My dad picks his arse that goes to cottes that makes the chocalate topping that i like best.

[punji73]

we said something like that too lol, only the chocolate went to cadbury's lmao!!

[graciehmc]

HAHA my sister and i were lauhging about this the other day....we thought only our family was that rude think of such things...but im glad to see u guys did too! haha i miss these ads!

[maskedracoon2]

HA HA HA

Nice!

[oldgunsnroses4eva]

My favourite flavor is tropical crush

[brad1598]

i wasnt here in the 80's but they sound and looked very cool.

[sonicUnison]

ROFL. Memories alright, must have been an Aussie thing because we sang exactly the same thing! LOL. Trip down memory lane :)

[AussieSandy77]

Ahh the memories! We used to sing that all the time!!!

[danseventyseven]

Oh man, that's brought back some memories. At school in the '80s we sang along with the words "My dad picks his nose, That goes to Snottees! To make the boogie-balls, That I like best".

[uraniumdeath]

You've done well...for us, it was just, "My Dad picks his bum" and beyond there, we were stuffed.

[B00rD]

HAHA yupp the bum version was the one I used *nods*