Smee heee - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy

[Shockwave474]

I'm afraid I'm on comic overload. Pretty soon I'll have to find a video that's not funny at all.

[yoshana87]

i love how Rimmer's Hologram H keeps changing throughout the series

[xecutey]

why is there an advert on my BBC YouTube?!

[TheSmeeOMG]

my name is smee, your argument is irrelivant

[pupdogmango]

'smmmmmeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad' 'brutal'

[Short32Man]

The 5 people that disliked this are smeeeee heeee's!

[CONOFRAC]

i love his face when he says smeee heeee

[123ackbar]

smrrrrrrrrrrr

hrrrrrrrrrrrr

[EragonFiresword]

Smeeeeg heeee... Oh, damn my programming!

[catus95]

"It's a.... it's a.... small Chekozlovacian traffic warden off duty!"

[TheKamikazie1974]

Time top blow the cob webs off my red dwarf dvds :)

[DjCantFuckinMIx]

lol....its a BBC release and they cant even get the discription right....lol....its not about getting Kryton to swear and smeghead isnt swearing!.....its all about getting Kryton to break his programing and to make him more human,.in getting him to lye!..plus the all important......getting him to call Rimmer a smeghead .....

shame on you BBC not getting the discription correct!

[Lucarrioismyrealname]

it takes a smeghead to write a series about them.

[DDay12G]

When he does that thing with his neck when he says "Smeeeee" It reminds me of a turtle xD

[TheBlorgatron]

You're a massive international broadcasting company. Come on, BBC you can do better than 240p

[freebieman217]

@TheBlorgatron true, but look at the date added lol, and also this was made in late 80's/ early 90's so u can see why the quality is like that :P

[TheBlorgatron]

@freebieman217 My mistake. You are absolutely correct, 240p was the only available option in 2007. Damn my ignorance.

[addernoir01]

press 4 repeatedly

[lmordro]

The emergency sound sounds like the bounce sound from sonic the hedgehog.

[WestwoodTheOaf]

"Oh! spin my nipple nuts and send me to allaska"

I quoted the video OMG! Im so clever, Can i get 100 likes?!?!

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Need to borrow my specs, mate?

[TheVoltaron]

Smeeeeeeeee XD

[woofti]

I never saw the point of Red Dwarf.

[darkwobbles]

@woofti its a mixture of sci-fi and comedy

[lightsabreclasher]

@woofti You clearly haven't got a sense of humour then.

[koeago]

@woofti I never saw the point in you.

[s1e5b9]

i had a lot off hype for 'Back to Earth' but when i watched it. it did not live up expectations

[JamHam64]

@s1e5b9 It took a more serious look to The show. It is far more than just a comedy.

[marineman105]

smeghead



[MrsMcFlyLover]

Smmmmg Heeeed!

[doctorwhoone]

SMEGGGGGGGGG

HEADDDDDDDDD

[terrorlizard]

@doctorwhoone XD Lol

[bryemycaz]

4 People should have their niipples spun and sent to Alaska

[JadMock]

On 21 January 2011 it was confirmed that a new series will be filmed in late 2011 to be broadcast in 2012 on the digital channel Dave.

[MrDoggerband]

what season and episode is this from?

[SnakeOnAPlane]

@MrDoggerband 4, Camille

[bluegreen1138]

let this be an important lesson to all those that blindly obey authority

If you are being told/ordered something, that other-wise would seem wrong, it just might be wrong

[pppdwandcpfanno1]

So, I'm not allowed to say "Damn!" at school because it's swearing, but Kryten has no trouble with it?! What gives!?

[blenderpanzi]

@pppdwandcpfanno1 Tell your teacher you got permission to swear from Stephen Fry.

[pppdwandcpfanno1]

@blenderpanzi I shall do that!

[1234567abc12345671]

soooo funny!

[lempton]

one of the first episodes of red dwarf i saw years ago and the moment i realised i loved it :)

[edinscot56789]

No wonder Rimmer's confused

[NZCUB3R]

RED DWARF NO.1!!!

[doctorwholover1993]

"oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to alaska" my mum's favourite line

[StargateCommando]

OH YES I just laughed as I watched this bit.

[ALynnL07]

What's funny is that later on, in the "Rimmer World" episode, Kryten says I used to call you a "Smee hee" and Rimmer says "A Smeg head?" XD

[rocky01222]

there is also another part in series 5 episode 4 Quarantine where Kyrten tries to call rimmer a smeghead but he ends up saying

what a smee

what a smee

what a smee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Dragonfree97]

@rocky01222 And in Gunmen of the Apocalypse.

[lmordro]

What would y'all think about a cross between James Bond and Red Dwarf?

[tirsden]

@lmordro you, sir or madam as the case may be, have broken my brain. thank you. xD

[lmordro]

@tirsden You're very very welcome.

[Lemonaderz]

It's a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

[Rohan2300]

@Lemonaderz sorry no, its a banana.

[Lemonaderz]

Best lines in RedDwarf

That's a Czechoslovakian traffic warden...

rimmer: He's gone absolutely bonkers.. keeps waving a banana in my face and calling it a female ardvark (somin like that lool)

[MrGeorgecuster]

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[101bigleo]

lol lol

[Tantrumzero]

SMEGHEAD!

[Biscom]

Rimmer...Your a smeg head!!!!!

[StFidjnr]

@ 0.35 Kryten FTW.

[attackofdamasta]

Which episode is this from?

[archie7T8]

@attackofdamasta .

Its from series 4 and its called Camille.

[Lemonaderz]

@attackofdamasta Camille

[MegaSkate1234]

Its like Smeeeeg Heed!

[chubbykatze82]

I do not want to get animated by damned car insurance! ARRRRG DO NOT WANT!

[Timsalt3100]

Kyrten : sir your a smee

Rimmer : a smee

Kyrten: a smee heee

Rimmer : a smee heee

Kyrten : a complete an total one

Brillant lines

[McFLY4EvA22]

Smeeeeee heeeeeeee.

Oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska. Classic xx

[TheMangoAssassin]

oooh, sping my nipple nuts and send me to alaska!

[CatSojourn]

Thank you so much for this clip. Its a classic and I loved it from when I first saw it and now. I've added this to my favorites and rate it 5*****s =)

[chantallylace]

ahahaha, "OOH!! Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!!" I say this often, although I am female so it's kinda awkward....

[Bluequotations]

oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to alaska!!!!!!!!

[CrashBandicootJames]

rimmer reminds me of percy weasley.. is it the same actor?

[cookieflower]

Well actually, Rimmer was based on a prefect Grant and Naylor had at school.

[darknessfang30]

"He's a smeeeeeeeg heeeeeaaaaad" Lol

[woteva2008]

a complete and total smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!­!lol

[legoruller95]

i rember watching that epesode it was very funny smeeeeeeeeeee smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[davegorack]

hes a smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lolz

[sameman3]

smeeee heeeee....XDXDXD

[Karthesios]

Camille

[drhillaryharris]

smeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeee

[jackmatt99]

well spin my nipple nuts and send me bak to alaska

[167991]

the new kristine kochanski is hot

[OMewBlazeO]

I think she ruined it .. they could at least have kept rimmer while she was there DX

[paulskyhines]

Comedy at it's best

[mamseksinick]

Say this is is an apple!

no sir i can't this is a banana:)

[mattsta127]

is off camille?

[subiemech85]

yes

[clissy08]

oh god ur all smeg heads :P

[anneliese1905]

Major lol!

[engineroomapocalypse]

my brother LOOKS like Rimmer

[freepartysoundsystem]

lol, thats a bit unfortunate!

*picktures mini door rimmers from the new red dwarfs

[Cookie1988Sim]

Holly is so stupid Lmao ever seen the one where she mistaken black holes for grit LMAO

[mitchy452]

I couldn't stop laughing :-)

[magpie1862]

Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[SARUJAN5]

lol smee heee

[sirchunkalot]

lol, this is great, my old science teacher acted and talked exactly like kryten!

:)

[theheat21a]

was he a smeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeead!

[sirchunkalot]

haha, sometimes!!!

:)

[ItsMyNaturalColour]

My science teacher really really acts like Rimmer!

omg...

what is it with these science teachers and Red Dwarf?

Tom

[sirchunkalot]

ah, science teachers are a crazy bunch! maybe theres a red dwarf character in every school? :)

[ItsMyNaturalColour]

yeah i bet!!

LOL

We should do a survey...

Tom

[sirchunkalot]

Absolutely - stick something on facebook or something! :)

[Bikutolu]

"oh spinn my nippel nuts and send me to atlaska!"

[TAfan2]

Seeeeeeeeeeeeg!

This show rules...:D:D:D

[blackparader222]

Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeg

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeead

[PsyPsymon]

nikebee

they are making a few new episodes l8r i know what ya mean its hilarious

[Thastidyinnih]

This is one of the best bits of RD.

Look at Kryten, he is still carrying his orrrrrrrr when he gets into the bug to go asteroid spotting!

Class.

[JPPnarmour]

There are too many best bits though aren't there? xD

[Thastidyinnih]

lol, yup a vast quantity of quality comedy :)

[JPPnarmour]

I cannot wait for the new episodes coming out next year!! haha! oh and there is a new box set coming out series 1-8 for £35..... how amazing! i'm going to watch them all back to back like 10 times.

[Thastidyinnih]

lol, looks like you won't be seeing daylight for a while then:)

I'm going to order the DVD boxset myself as all my old copies are on VHS and I don't even have a video machine any more to play them on.

[nikebee]

Red Dwarf is awesome :o)

They need to make more!

[pcmarriotthk]

a complete and total one!

[xCheshirexCatx3]

a smee hee.....

[ScottishUrban]

'A Smee Hee...'

'A BIG ONE!'

RED DWARF!

[adriciscute3]

come on red dwalf!

[robtowler]

Quality, they should have finished the Red Dwarf movie.

[MsipmsonW]

Mr. Rimmer sir, you'r a smeeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee. I love Red Dwarf.

[RDCGmax]

Smeeeeeeeeeeeee Headdddddddddd

[SummonTheAntichrist]

this is scary

[graveeking]

not scary its called comedy if u don't find this funny YOU are scary!!