Woah woah woah... If every 7th conductor is connected by a tremy pipe, then then gerdul spring wouldn't carry the current all the way to the up end of the graham meter. It would need to be every EIGHTH conductor. Furthermore, if a DRONRECIPROCATION dinglearm is used, the florescent score motion won't function properly, seeing as how the dinglearm would encounter side-fumbling with the marzel vanes in the lunar wane shaft. Psh. Everyone knows that. These guys really need some new engineers.
ok so you see all hes doing right now is fluctuating his own valinquince because i believe it was homo erectous that said to expose a hemroidal ramification would merely delidiate the colonic orofus thereby sepearting the glutious from the maximus
Wouldn't mind plugging my ambifacient dingle-arm in that panometric fam. Oh yeah, uh, right there.. You make my non-reversible tremu-pipe tingle with positive duractance!
I really want to see outtakes from this brilliant production. I actually used this video about 5 years ago to scare the tar out of my company's sales force (I'm an engineer).
Often when the moon is in the waxing gibbous state (and always on full moons) I still experience side fumbling of the ambiphasent lunar wane shaft, I think the differential girdle springs are worn out, this piece of shit only has 130 hours of use, is this covered under warranty?
But if they're using a capacative reluctance then they would need a magnetizing voltage across the armature. If this is internally powered then that would lead to the phasor polarity rapidly shifting through the imaginary domain across the stator Lorentz field. I'd be interested to learn then how they solved the problem of commutator losses due to the air-gap's intrinsic impedance.
I know enough to get by at any other zombie apoclypse, some say that I am smart, iunno. My head SHUT OFF around 1:10. I was going on "oh magneto, xmen...a springmafuler? the fuuuuuuuck?!
If you look carefully, he almost loses it when he finishes each segment of the explanation. I don't blame him, I wouldn't be able to pull that off without laughing! XD
@hovanti FYI, I looked into this. Inductance oscillation is generated BEFORE its phase detractor develops the panametric pham signal. It really shouldn't ever exceed the phase limiter. Rockwell's always been solid in managing their inductance. I've always credited them for this.
@brianj1400 Thanks for your input, Brian. I also suspect a degree of synthetic impulse can adversely affect post-peak oscillation, however, I've never looked into tremi pipe mastriculation in second and third phase wave outputs, regardless of phase coupling before or after parameter diminishing.
RIGHT BUT I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR REGARDING SUCH THINGS:
"The Turboencabulator or turbo-encabulator (and its later incarnation, the retroencabulator or retro-encabulator) is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke and subject of professional humor among engineers. The explanation of the supposed product makes extensive use of technobabble".
And the best part is it was made in China for a buck two eighty and will only cost our government 7 gazillion dollars and comes with a 6 month warranty, which is the total shipping time it takes to get to the US on the slow boat from China!!!!! LOL!!!!!
@xytronite Thank you. Those of us who have been working to find a fix to this problem early on realized that unless the side fumbling issue could be overcome within the parameters already indicated than the extrusion of the mass fecal product might prove pervasive.
Estimated friend, if you want to listen again this song and an endless number of successes of the love I suggest you to visit Radio MUSICA PARA MIMOS - looks for his direction URL in Google ( search Musica para Mimos in Google)-. best romantic music of all the times in Internet, is great, is very good ...!!!
Guys, he's standing in front of a circuit breaker panel! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! I SAW A REAL RETRO-ENCABULATOR AT AREA 51 WHEN THEY KIDNAPPED ME AND PROBED ME AND IT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE THIS!!
@Agent1022 You're right on the money. Furthermore, they needed a high density flow imager with a transitional pattern buffer accelerator to nominalize the relative cosmic string transition. Which of course, they severely neglected.
Who would ever dislike this simple explanation of how the Retroencabulator works. I've always wondered and this makes it simple. I think anybody like me with 2'nd grade education could talk about it for hours now.
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@Tulljfette Don't worry, once you get into high school physics they will teach you about the difference between durdlesprigs and dingledarms. As for everything else, I would expect you to be educated enough to understand. I mean, modial reactions between midneedil relectunts and capasitive diractunts is pretty elementary stuff.
This guy is great I'll take two.. But I hear there is a new iPhone app that actually replaces much of this functionality while virtually eliminating side fumbling..
A panametric fam, hydrocoptic marsal vanes, ambifacient lunar waneshaft, lotus odeltoid, semi-boloid slots, non reversible trendy pipe, differential girdle spring, up end of grammeters, flourescent score motion, drawn reciprocation dingle arm, sinusoidal depleneration, milford trunions???...... who's this guy kidding? My 1958 Rambler came stock from the factory with those very options. And it ran like a top except I disconnected the girdle spring for more torque.
I work for Milford development, and I can say without a doubt that this product hasn’t reached nearly the level of development they claim. In operating our Tri-Nims, we’ve found that sino-soidal deplaneration is actually rather common, and the fluorescent score-motion is susceptible to the vibrations of the dingle-arm, which can, at peak reciprocation, can become quite violent.
I'd wait to see if future models are more able to refine modial duractance, which a new and daunting tech.
OF COURSE it is functioning well at Milford Trunnions! There hasn't been an incident of sinusoidal depelenaration there since the Arbor Day Incident in 1952. I don't even need to go into the consequences of that event. Suffice it to say that farmers are still digging out pieces of marzelvane and girdle spring from their fields for miles around.
The should have stuck with the pre-famulated ammerlite. That's all I'm saying.
It won't work. I've done the research and unless you use a diabolical whinafrazz in conjunction with an aromatic transgressor, the dingle arm will fail. This is a hoax and should not be tried at home. Besides, I've used Allen Bradley contactors and found failures with the synchronius platens. This can create flux spatter and omniferent opulescense. How dare they think they can pull something like this on the working man. We're not all stupid!!!
This generated flashbacks of being in class (quantum physics comes to mind) - where the prof was going along and all of a sudden a word that I absolutely could not understand would come out of his mouth, and I'd be like, "WHA....?" and he wouldn't miss a beat and just kept flying through the material. I'd end up a little puddle of smoking protoplasm on the seat of the desk and no one would even notice... and then we'd do it all again...
Little did Rockwell know at the time that the uncalculated flux displacement of the angular grammeters would carbonize the logarithmic casing of the fractionate winding differentials. I had to recalibrate the transient flux renoculator several times before it would toast my bread evenly.
Little did Rockwell know at the time that the uncalculated flux displacement of the angular grammeters would carbonize the logarithmic casing of the fractionate winding differentials. I had to recalibrate the transient flux renoculator several times before it would toast my bread evenly.
This is funny as hell since I work for company that actually makes electric devices that look somewhat like these for Rockwell among other brands. They are naturally even more high tech than these encubulators :D
Our big machine has nano-enhanced differential girdle springs that completely eliminate sinusoidal depleneration. We plan to make more of these machines and sell them. If you think I wear a grey suit and talking dope corporate communications, you got it all wrong. I'm actually buck naked, wearing a new kind of polymer that adheres to the body in the familiar form of a traditional gray business suit and singing lyrics from a song a team of our engineers composed as a hobby, in their free time.
Word on the street is that the new Retorencabulator DX is going to include nano-enhanced differential girdle springs that completely eliminate both sinusoidal depleneration AND inductive avalanche at breakdown voltages - meaning it will be able to perform the work of 3 of these older model retroencabulator at the some flux levels and WITHOUT emitting any pluriphotonic EMI into the integral FPGA multiplier.
@HiveKrZ dont forget that anal retention springs will still be used in the DX and that was a major complaint from people trying to reflux the sapsurdeled biomanafloids in the older modles!
Woah woah woah... If every 7th conductor is connected by a tremy pipe, then then gerdul spring wouldn't carry the current all the way to the up end of the graham meter. It would need to be every EIGHTH conductor. Furthermore, if a DRONRECIPROCATION dinglearm is used, the florescent score motion won't function properly, seeing as how the dinglearm would encounter side-fumbling with the marzel vanes in the lunar wane shaft. Psh. Everyone knows that. These guys really need some new engineers.
CCjman12 1 week ago
IT'S THE MODERN MARVELS GUY
CplJoebot 2 weeks ago
But will it blend?
CCjman12 2 weeks ago
Hot dayum that's some good mofon shit right there
killdeslm 2 weeks ago
But are they naked?
DeSoccerRefMan 3 weeks ago
.......but on the other hand what is wrong with it's predesessor the yizdermorezsinzizdenderizinzazz
TheTurbogus 4 weeks ago
ok so you see all hes doing right now is fluctuating his own valinquince because i believe it was homo erectous that said to expose a hemroidal ramification would merely delidiate the colonic orofus thereby sepearting the glutious from the maximus
northeastatc 1 month ago
Wouldn't mind plugging my ambifacient dingle-arm in that panometric fam. Oh yeah, uh, right there.. You make my non-reversible tremu-pipe tingle with positive duractance!
ablestmage 1 month ago
@ablestmage Hahaha.. that was amazing.
KCKwarsick 1 week ago
My mind caught fire.
MrGeremyTibbles 1 month ago
Looking for a dingle arm to fix my encabulator... does anyone know where I can find one for under $100???
claramanet6290 1 month ago
He just BARELY keeps it together at 1:46 after the "dingle arm" line. Masterfully done.
Symmetriad 1 month ago 2
@Symmetriad Same place where they sell the doodle springs.
joew94th 1 month ago
I really want to see outtakes from this brilliant production. I actually used this video about 5 years ago to scare the tar out of my company's sales force (I'm an engineer).
hmadison 1 month ago
side fumbling lol
VollyTyrannis 2 months ago
Often when the moon is in the waxing gibbous state (and always on full moons) I still experience side fumbling of the ambiphasent lunar wane shaft, I think the differential girdle springs are worn out, this piece of shit only has 130 hours of use, is this covered under warranty?
DontTread0nMe1776 2 months ago 2
No harm done.
airculpret 2 months ago
wow lol that totaly a joke!!
cyrusdiegreat 2 months ago
I think Microsoft actually built the software for it. They had such success, they incorporated a modified variant in their OS.
uszoninyc 2 months ago
All this for toast?
clockwize 2 months ago 6
This is such an improvement on turbo encaulator, its about time too
TheRyangreenwell 3 months ago
is this a joke?
reallygreatlife 3 months ago
@reallygreatlife
why yes, yes it is
reallygreatlife 3 months ago
@reallygreatlife try Google-ing any of the things he says. nothing that makes sence comes up.
ponyisasquare 2 months ago
What the hell is a motor?
Tranglje 3 months ago 3
This hurts so bad.
jdthesexpert05 3 months ago 2
But if they're using a capacative reluctance then they would need a magnetizing voltage across the armature. If this is internally powered then that would lead to the phasor polarity rapidly shifting through the imaginary domain across the stator Lorentz field. I'd be interested to learn then how they solved the problem of commutator losses due to the air-gap's intrinsic impedance.
asdasd439 3 months ago
I know enough to get by at any other zombie apoclypse, some say that I am smart, iunno. My head SHUT OFF around 1:10. I was going on "oh magneto, xmen...a springmafuler? the fuuuuuuuck?!
Moonesi 3 months ago
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ken6346 3 months ago
This is going to revolutionize ferrofibrous automation mapping and predictive polarizing fluctuations in AC/DC current. Watch out..
Koulnis 4 months ago
Eh, this is the kind of job Reagan used to do...
powergirl901 4 months ago
I've always wanted my cardinal grand meters to be synchronized. I'm glad someone is on top of it.
hereissome1 4 months ago
Gotta watch out for the girdle springs
nikern20 4 months ago
Those darn six hydrocoptic marsal veins sole fitted to the ampifaciant lunar wave shaft never work right.
rich661 4 months ago
In english, please? e.e
Fire97Dragon 4 months ago
Drawn reciprocation dingle-arm? Did I heard that right?
applesauceis22 5 months ago
If they can make it run on batteries instead of having to plug in it into the wall
they might have something there.
Tarheel72 5 months ago 2
The fact that the " Transcribed Audio " subtitles seemingly know exactly what this guy is talking about. Makes me doubt everything.
coolasj 5 months ago 3
He's vomiting liquid science...
Joeinator12 5 months ago 3
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crouchingturbo 5 months ago
Technobabble at it's finest, not even a smirk from him
101lol 6 months ago in playlist trance/techno/retro
I wonder how long it took that guy to practice and get it right. i could NEVER do what this guy is doing without laughing my ass off.
TheCommanderMAD 6 months ago 2
If you look carefully, he almost loses it when he finishes each segment of the explanation. I don't blame him, I wouldn't be able to pull that off without laughing! XD
BowTie2222 6 months ago
I don't know what he is saying; but, when I punch these numbers into my calculator it makes a happy face.
1GZFE 6 months ago 5
He failed to mention the inverse vortex synchronizer; I am guessing the inductance oscillation rarely exceeds the parameter phase limiter.
hovanti 6 months ago 2
@hovanti FYI, I looked into this. Inductance oscillation is generated BEFORE its phase detractor develops the panametric pham signal. It really shouldn't ever exceed the phase limiter. Rockwell's always been solid in managing their inductance. I've always credited them for this.
brianj1400 5 months ago
@brianj1400 Thanks for your input, Brian. I also suspect a degree of synthetic impulse can adversely affect post-peak oscillation, however, I've never looked into tremi pipe mastriculation in second and third phase wave outputs, regardless of phase coupling before or after parameter diminishing.
hovanti 5 months ago
Don't forget to adjust the algorith meter to make sure that the Compensator Flow is just Right
Fhornguy243 6 months ago
That's why mine wasn't working!!! I forgot to lunar wang shaft!!!
Bugattiboy22 6 months ago
RIGHT BUT I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR REGARDING SUCH THINGS:
"The Turboencabulator or turbo-encabulator (and its later incarnation, the retroencabulator or retro-encabulator) is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke and subject of professional humor among engineers. The explanation of the supposed product makes extensive use of technobabble".
AndrewStergiou 7 months ago
You may remember me from such engineering videos as "Upgrading your flux capacitor" and "Monitoring your multiferroic metals."
patrickcfletcher 7 months ago 5
How the hell does he keep a straight face during that whole thing ?
ChampionMobile 7 months ago
I heard this guy on the radio not that long ago. Took me a few hours to remember where I'd heard his voice from
allanonmage 7 months ago
give this man an emmy
StargateMunky 7 months ago 2
did he just say dinglearm?
laxmania3 7 months ago 2
this has to be a spoof....pretty funny....!!!!
jxfry 8 months ago
pmsl
SkidMajor 8 months ago
its the Lowes guy!
4x12 8 months ago
finally they explain what was in the blinky light units in stargate
philmarcracken 8 months ago
had me until after 0:42 "'BASICALLY', the only new principle involved..."
superdood427626 8 months ago
@superdood427626
hah, well the whole thing is "a crudely conceived idea"
amschaefer257 8 months ago
Here is the modern digital version of the unilateral phase detracting connector on Amazon: amzn dot com/B000I1X6PM
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nesnejnodnarb 9 months ago
And the best part is it was made in China for a buck two eighty and will only cost our government 7 gazillion dollars and comes with a 6 month warranty, which is the total shipping time it takes to get to the US on the slow boat from China!!!!! LOL!!!!!
soulflier1961 9 months ago
Glad they finally managed to fix that Side-fumbling issue
xytronite 9 months ago 43
@xytronite Thank you. Those of us who have been working to find a fix to this problem early on realized that unless the side fumbling issue could be overcome within the parameters already indicated than the extrusion of the mass fecal product might prove pervasive.
bikermikeish 8 months ago
@xytronite - I've seen this video a heap of times, but burst out laughing at the mention of the side-fumbling.
Volvo745T 3 months ago
He's an awesome salesman. Can sell anything, I bet.
budgetappliance 9 months ago 2
I THINK I about half understood one or two of the $400 words he used..Maybe...
chg657 9 months ago
@chg657 Those "$400 words he used", none of us understand them. they don't really exist, nor does the technology. This is a put on.
bikermikeish 8 months ago
Whew! I would have been so lost without the hand gestures.
Wurdswurth 9 months ago
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I fully understand this.
BornLyricist 10 months ago
I heard Monster Cable bought the license and they're now making Retro Encabulators with gold plated spurving bearings.
dLimboStick 10 months ago 73
@dLimboStick: They don't have cores of pure selenium, do they?
Oh my God... GOZER WORSHIPERS!
THEY'RE TRYING TO DESTROY US! TO THE BATMOBILE!
Wiggymaster 6 months ago
@dLimboStick LOOOOOL!!! Classic!!
Thermalfiredotcom 5 months ago
Just another rip off of the original produced by Rockwell.
epiphyticsab 10 months ago
I wonder how much Bose-Einstein condensate does it absorb while deglutamating the badazzlers...
ketanovas 10 months ago
@Agent1022 WTF????
mrzack888 10 months ago
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NoNoNoListen 11 months ago
Why does everyone send there comment twice?
NoNoNoListen 11 months ago
Make sure you check the specs on the rotary girder.
filmislife53 11 months ago 3
can it play Jeopardy?
MartinIturbide 11 months ago 2
can it play Jeopardy?
MartinIturbide 11 months ago
Star Trek Voyager, brought to you by Rockwell Automation
mikeonthecomputer 11 months ago
Star Trek Voyager, brought to you by Rockwell Automation
mikeonthecomputer 11 months ago
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I'm disappointed that they left out Illudium Phosdex, the Shaving Cream Atom.
sjhust 11 months ago
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I'm disappointed that they didn't work Illudium Phosdex, the Shaving Cream Atom, into this.
sjhust 11 months ago
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Estimated friend, if you want to listen again this song and an endless number of successes of the love I suggest you to visit Radio MUSICA PARA MIMOS - looks for his direction URL in Google ( search Musica para Mimos in Google)-. best romantic music of all the times in Internet, is great, is very good ...!!!
robertoamor2011 11 months ago
Dude.....
dornstartv 11 months ago
Hydrocoptic marzle vanes...
acesanugal1 11 months ago
Did they make it using a pneumatic programming wrench?
Robotics1977 11 months ago
That's old-school. The latest Encabulator has an iPhone dock on it.
WernerMetapathOrg 11 months ago
I'd love to see the blooper video for this.
filobloomz 11 months ago
Guys, he's standing in front of a circuit breaker panel! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! I SAW A REAL RETRO-ENCABULATOR AT AREA 51 WHEN THEY KIDNAPPED ME AND PROBED ME AND IT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE THIS!!
What's that knock at the door? Oh no. Oh god...
Spartan043 11 months ago 7
@Spartan043 This is the best comment on here!! I died laughing!!! I am an industrial electrician.
ther1rida 11 months ago
@Agent1022 You're right on the money. Furthermore, they needed a high density flow imager with a transitional pattern buffer accelerator to nominalize the relative cosmic string transition. Which of course, they severely neglected.
ninjajesus81 11 months ago
I HAVE A ELLIGANT SURFICIANCY AND MY CAPISITY IS SURLEY CERENSIFIED!
WHAT?DID THIS JUST TALK ABOUT..AND MORE SCARY ALMOST 300GRAND VIEWS?
olive350 1 year ago
But does it connect to the cloud?
JasonSidhu 1 year ago 2
Does it come in red?
kbabcock75 1 year ago
This is the funniest video I've ever seen on utube!!! I was always wondering about capacitive deractants and sinusoidal depleneraton!
738hickory 1 year ago
Back in the sixties, my dad helped develop the Allen-Bradley sinusoidal fleebergasket that made this possible.
Mcvthree 1 year ago
Oh, sorry, I was looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. Zoltan!
muhbawz 1 year ago
so its a penis?
mastergradeone 1 year ago
This shit is so yesterday, now we have TURBO Encabulators which can encabulate at nearly the speed of light.
viper0981 1 year ago
i dont understand a shit
m4sta2k 1 year ago
Ok...but can it play Crysis?
ffinfinity1 1 year ago 5
i wanted to be an engineer..... before i saw this
belalakaperal 1 year ago
I love when he opens it up. Oh NOW I get it. Thank you for that
jedispy 1 year ago 2
I thought he worked for Lowes?
bmedeiros678 1 year ago
Who would ever dislike this simple explanation of how the Retroencabulator works. I've always wondered and this makes it simple. I think anybody like me with 2'nd grade education could talk about it for hours now.
n5473c 1 year ago
So funny!
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despinapjr 1 year ago
LOL WATCH THIS VIDEO STONED.
edubbbs 1 year ago 2
@edubbbs LOL THAT'S WHAT I DID
geniusiknowit 1 year ago
lol
ViperVenom 1 year ago
Word on the net is this thing has a very reasonable starting price of $85,320,100 and is availble from Grainger and Markertek only.
In 10 years, will it be the Continental Retro Encabulator 417C-2? (Any broadcast engineers reading this will get that meaning...)
klystron22 1 year ago 2
I always route mine through a subspace node.
bleached89 1 year ago
Hydrocoptic marvel veins?
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dharmastipulate 1 year ago
@dharmastipulate
Get the tinfoil hats while I get you some meds.
MudHut67 11 months ago
This sounds like a Kevin Nealon bit.
repeater37 1 year ago
i like turtles
shippuden2 1 year ago 3
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
UerMom 1 year ago 3
So...uhhh...where do I put the flux capacitor?
TehBirddCage 1 year ago 34
Im 12 what is this.
Tulljfette 1 year ago 5
@Tulljfette Don't worry, once you get into high school physics they will teach you about the difference between durdlesprigs and dingledarms. As for everything else, I would expect you to be educated enough to understand. I mean, modial reactions between midneedil relectunts and capasitive diractunts is pretty elementary stuff.
spycat811 1 year ago
I'm, sure you mean capacitive not capasitive.
46I37 1 year ago
@Tulljfette this is the internets
thejelly77 1 year ago
he up end of he Grahmeers reminds me of a girl I once knew
ribsert 1 year ago
wtf :S
Tommiaislandi 1 year ago
I wonder if this will be able to recalibrate my muffler bearings and monitor my headlight fluid levels.
imjaybird 1 year ago 6
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YES BUT CAN WE USE THAT TO JUMP START AN ECONOMY THAT HAS BEEN KILLED BY DEMOCRATS?
ineedsacoke 1 year ago
@ineedsacoke Yes, unfortunately it won't jump start an economy killed by Republicans. Also, why are you shouting?
snoflake44 1 year ago 4
@ineedsacoke can fix something that didn't happen
nativeunamerican 1 year ago
Stuff stuff stuff stuff. Hah. Now I made a parody too. Its just as funny as the other ones.
Free2shred00 1 year ago
Is there going to be a test at the end of the video?
kd4pba 1 year ago
This guy is great I'll take two.. But I hear there is a new iPhone app that actually replaces much of this functionality while virtually eliminating side fumbling..
trondyne 1 year ago 6
@trondyne you didn't make hand gesture!
nefty420 1 year ago
Everyone knows that the dingle arm is the weak link.
benny8317 1 year ago 3
This product is now known as FactoryTalk Encabulator.
holtek86 1 year ago
I've got to get me one of these!!
jrisch48 1 year ago
What is the OSHA stance on this Entrapulator?
ribsert 1 year ago
What is this I don't even...
huntervictor44 1 year ago
Ooh, I've just cum!
GTAOggy 1 year ago
A panametric fam, hydrocoptic marsal vanes, ambifacient lunar waneshaft, lotus odeltoid, semi-boloid slots, non reversible trendy pipe, differential girdle spring, up end of grammeters, flourescent score motion, drawn reciprocation dingle arm, sinusoidal depleneration, milford trunions???...... who's this guy kidding? My 1958 Rambler came stock from the factory with those very options. And it ran like a top except I disconnected the girdle spring for more torque.
geelman2 1 year ago 7
I work for Milford development, and I can say without a doubt that this product hasn’t reached nearly the level of development they claim. In operating our Tri-Nims, we’ve found that sino-soidal deplaneration is actually rather common, and the fluorescent score-motion is susceptible to the vibrations of the dingle-arm, which can, at peak reciprocation, can become quite violent.
I'd wait to see if future models are more able to refine modial duractance, which a new and daunting tech.
CTSega 1 year ago 7
@CTSega You really shouldn't be releasing confidential company information. Remember... 'Loose Lips sink Ships'!
However... I appreciate the tips.. I shall indeed wait until the modial duractance is further refined.
RivenrockGardens 1 year ago
Please pay close attention to the gentleman's hand motions. It's all in the hands...
strasserfamily 1 year ago
My head hurts...
windwakeroftime 1 year ago
super job. Worth buying
jfhh316 1 year ago
This is a must see for all engineers and technical writers out there!
planeguy141 1 year ago
Does anyone know if this is Mac compatible?
FullerRW 1 year ago
OF COURSE it is functioning well at Milford Trunnions! There hasn't been an incident of sinusoidal depelenaration there since the Arbor Day Incident in 1952. I don't even need to go into the consequences of that event. Suffice it to say that farmers are still digging out pieces of marzelvane and girdle spring from their fields for miles around.
The should have stuck with the pre-famulated ammerlite. That's all I'm saying.
bakorocky 1 year ago 5
Brought to you by the same writers responsible for the Handbook for the Recently Deceased, and the technical jargon on Star Trek.
Thesmorphia 1 year ago 2
It won't work. I've done the research and unless you use a diabolical whinafrazz in conjunction with an aromatic transgressor, the dingle arm will fail. This is a hoax and should not be tried at home. Besides, I've used Allen Bradley contactors and found failures with the synchronius platens. This can create flux spatter and omniferent opulescense. How dare they think they can pull something like this on the working man. We're not all stupid!!!
rickcreel 1 year ago 14
Moreover whenever fluorescent score motion is required it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm.
Ive never required fluorescent score motion but if I did Id never thought of using a dingle arm. I'm so glad I found this video. Thanks!
jasonandera 1 year ago 2
"....listen for it...listen for it..." DingleArm" haha"
ashtinroth 1 year ago
ours also saves the family hamster.
mharris1818 1 year ago
this is insanity
toronado74 1 year ago
These guys should have really used nomadigo they would have actually ben able to make sense...
KW490 1 year ago
I have about 4 of these.
kaakoo 1 year ago
Sinosarual Decabulation isn't encabulated through syncronized esterarynoproliboration.
jaybirdshelbync 1 year ago
This generated flashbacks of being in class (quantum physics comes to mind) - where the prof was going along and all of a sudden a word that I absolutely could not understand would come out of his mouth, and I'd be like, "WHA....?" and he wouldn't miss a beat and just kept flying through the material. I'd end up a little puddle of smoking protoplasm on the seat of the desk and no one would even notice... and then we'd do it all again...
karenwor 1 year ago 3
I think you should send this to Patrik's Pointless Facebook site. It would be perfect.
bearchuk55 1 year ago
Is this guy a pastor?, they talk the same language.
jdpower123456 1 year ago
but what does it do!?
slickvik 1 year ago
After twenty years ours still operates reliably.
platinum149 1 year ago 5
Rock a lot of nations retro in Kenya later
Gregthealligator 1 year ago
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Little did Rockwell know at the time that the uncalculated flux displacement of the angular grammeters would carbonize the logarithmic casing of the fractionate winding differentials. I had to recalibrate the transient flux renoculator several times before it would toast my bread evenly.
redbadge5 1 year ago
Little did Rockwell know at the time that the uncalculated flux displacement of the angular grammeters would carbonize the logarithmic casing of the fractionate winding differentials. I had to recalibrate the transient flux renoculator several times before it would toast my bread evenly.
redbadge5 1 year ago 11
This is funny as hell since I work for company that actually makes electric devices that look somewhat like these for Rockwell among other brands. They are naturally even more high tech than these encubulators :D
kutuluu 1 year ago
I was just checking the specs on the inline rotary girder, I'm retarded.
lmhks 1 year ago
Our big machine has nano-enhanced differential girdle springs that completely eliminate sinusoidal depleneration. We plan to make more of these machines and sell them. If you think I wear a grey suit and talking dope corporate communications, you got it all wrong. I'm actually buck naked, wearing a new kind of polymer that adheres to the body in the familiar form of a traditional gray business suit and singing lyrics from a song a team of our engineers composed as a hobby, in their free time.
broadcastappliance 1 year ago 3
Word on the street is that the new Retorencabulator DX is going to include nano-enhanced differential girdle springs that completely eliminate both sinusoidal depleneration AND inductive avalanche at breakdown voltages - meaning it will be able to perform the work of 3 of these older model retroencabulator at the some flux levels and WITHOUT emitting any pluriphotonic EMI into the integral FPGA multiplier.
HiveKrZ 1 year ago 88
@HiveKrZ Boy, I sure am glad to see that I was'nt the ONLY person to
recognize that shortcoming of the original Encabulator.
ancientastronomer 1 year ago
@HiveKrZ dont forget that anal retention springs will still be used in the DX and that was a major complaint from people trying to reflux the sapsurdeled biomanafloids in the older modles!
j3rdog 1 year ago
I want one... retired Reliance guy
cfpopsycle 1 year ago
JustAMinuteOYourTime your job sounds like it sucks ass!
Boberpies 1 year ago