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  • Woah woah woah... If every 7th conductor is connected by a tremy pipe, then then gerdul spring wouldn't carry the current all the way to the up end of the graham meter. It would need to be every EIGHTH conductor. Furthermore, if a DRONRECIPROCATION dinglearm is used, the florescent score motion won't function properly, seeing as how the dinglearm would encounter side-fumbling with the marzel vanes in the lunar wane shaft. Psh. Everyone knows that. These guys really need some new engineers.

  • IT'S THE MODERN MARVELS GUY

  • But will it blend?

  • Hot dayum that's some good mofon shit right there

  • But are they naked?

  • .......but on the other hand what is wrong with it's predesessor the yizdermorezsinzizdenderizinzaz­z

  • ok so you see all hes doing right now is fluctuating his own valinquince because i believe it was homo erectous that said to expose a hemroidal ramification would merely delidiate the colonic orofus thereby sepearting the glutious from the maximus

  • Wouldn't mind plugging my ambifacient dingle-arm in that panometric fam. Oh yeah, uh, right there.. You make my non-reversible tremu-pipe tingle with positive duractance!

  • @ablestmage Hahaha.. that was amazing.

  • My mind caught fire.

  • Looking for a dingle arm to fix my encabulator... does anyone know where I can find one for under $100???

  • He just BARELY keeps it together at 1:46 after the "dingle arm" line. Masterfully done.

  • @Symmetriad Same place where they sell the doodle springs.

  • I really want to see outtakes from this brilliant production. I actually used this video about 5 years ago to scare the tar out of my company's sales force (I'm an engineer).

  • side fumbling lol

  • Often when the moon is in the waxing gibbous state (and always on full moons) I still experience side fumbling of the ambiphasent lunar wane shaft, I think the differential girdle springs are worn out, this piece of shit only has 130 hours of use, is this covered under warranty?

  • No harm done.

  • wow lol that totaly a joke!!

  • I think Microsoft actually built the software for it. They had such success, they incorporated a modified variant in their OS.

  • All this for toast?

  • This is such an improvement on turbo encaulator, its about time too

  • is this a joke?

  • @reallygreatlife

    why yes, yes it is

  • @reallygreatlife try Google-ing any of the things he says. nothing that makes sence comes up.

  • What the hell is a motor?

  • This hurts so bad.

  • But if they're using a capacative reluctance then they would need a magnetizing voltage across the armature. If this is internally powered then that would lead to the phasor polarity rapidly shifting through the imaginary domain across the stator Lorentz field. I'd be interested to learn then how they solved the problem of commutator losses due to the air-gap's intrinsic impedance.

  • I know enough to get by at any other zombie apoclypse, some say that I am smart, iunno. My head SHUT OFF around 1:10. I was going on "oh magneto, xmen...a springmafuler? the fuuuuuuuck?!

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  • This is going to revolutionize ferrofibrous automation mapping and predictive polarizing fluctuations in AC/DC current. Watch out..

  • Eh, this is the kind of job Reagan used to do...

  • I've always wanted my cardinal grand meters to be synchronized. I'm glad someone is on top of it.

  • Gotta watch out for the girdle springs

  • Those darn six hydrocoptic marsal veins sole fitted to the ampifaciant lunar wave shaft never work right. 

  • In english, please? e.e

  • Drawn reciprocation dingle-arm? Did I heard that right?

  • If they can make it run on batteries instead of having to plug in it into the wall

    they might have something there.

  • The fact that the " Transcribed Audio " subtitles seemingly know exactly what this guy is talking about. Makes me doubt everything.

  • He's vomiting liquid science...

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  • Technobabble at it's finest, not even a smirk from him

  • I wonder how long it took that guy to practice and get it right. i could NEVER do what this guy is doing without laughing my ass off.

  • If you look carefully, he almost loses it when he finishes each segment of the explanation. I don't blame him, I wouldn't be able to pull that off without laughing! XD

  • I don't know what he is saying; but, when I punch these numbers into my calculator it makes a happy face.

  • He failed to mention the inverse vortex synchronizer; I am guessing the inductance oscillation rarely exceeds the parameter phase limiter.

  • @hovanti FYI, I looked into this. Inductance oscillation is generated BEFORE its phase detractor develops the panametric pham signal. It really shouldn't ever exceed the phase limiter. Rockwell's always been solid in managing their inductance. I've always credited them for this.

  • @brianj1400 Thanks for your input, Brian. I also suspect a degree of synthetic impulse can adversely affect post-peak oscillation, however, I've never looked into tremi pipe mastriculation in second and third phase wave outputs, regardless of phase coupling before or after parameter diminishing.

  • Don't forget to adjust the algorith meter to make sure that the Compensator Flow is just Right

  • That's why mine wasn't working!!! I forgot to lunar wang shaft!!!

  • RIGHT BUT I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR REGARDING SUCH THINGS:

    "The Turboencabulator or turbo-encabulator (and its later incarnation, the retroencabulator or retro-encabulator) is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke and subject of professional humor among engineers. The explanation of the supposed product makes extensive use of technobabble".

  • You may remember me from such engineering videos as "Upgrading your flux capacitor" and "Monitoring your multiferroic metals."

  • How the hell does he keep a straight face during that whole thing ?

  • I heard this guy on the radio not that long ago. Took me a few hours to remember where I'd heard his voice from

  • give this man an emmy

  • did he just say dinglearm?

  • this has to be a spoof....pretty funny....!!!!

  • pmsl

  • its the Lowes guy!

  • finally they explain what was in the blinky light units in stargate

  • had me until after 0:42 "'BASICALLY', the only new principle involved..."

  • @superdood427626

    hah, well the whole thing is "a crudely conceived idea"

  • Here is the modern digital version of the unilateral phase detracting connector on Amazon: amzn dot com/B000I1X6PM

  • And the best part is it was made in China for a buck two eighty and will only cost our government 7 gazillion dollars and comes with a 6 month warranty, which is the total shipping time it takes to get to the US on the slow boat from China!!!!! LOL!!!!!

  • Glad they finally managed to fix that Side-fumbling issue

  • @xytronite Thank you. Those of us who have been working to find a fix to this problem early on realized that unless the side fumbling issue could be overcome within the parameters already indicated than the extrusion of the mass fecal product might prove pervasive.

  • @xytronite - I've seen this video a heap of times, but burst out laughing at the mention of the side-fumbling.

  • He's an awesome salesman. Can sell anything, I bet.

  • I THINK I about half understood one or two of the $400 words he used..Maybe...

  • @chg657 Those "$400 words he used", none of us understand them. they don't really exist, nor does the technology. This is a put on.

  • Whew! I would have been so lost without the hand gestures.

  • I heard Monster Cable bought the license and they're now making Retro Encabulators with gold plated spurving bearings.

  • @dLimboStick: They don't have cores of pure selenium, do they?

    Oh my God... GOZER WORSHIPERS!

    THEY'RE TRYING TO DESTROY US! TO THE BATMOBILE! 

  • @dLimboStick LOOOOOL!!! Classic!!

  • Just another rip off of the original produced by Rockwell.

  • I wonder how much Bose-Einstein condensate does it absorb while deglutamating the badazzlers...

  • @Agent1022 WTF????

  • Why does everyone send there comment twice?

  • Make sure you check the specs on the rotary girder.

  • can it play Jeopardy?

  • can it play Jeopardy?

  • Star Trek Voyager, brought to you by Rockwell Automation

  • Star Trek Voyager, brought to you by Rockwell Automation

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  • Dude.....

  • Hydrocoptic marzle vanes...

  • Did they make it using a pneumatic programming wrench?

  • That's old-school. The latest Encabulator has an iPhone dock on it.

  • I'd love to see the blooper video for this.

  • Guys, he's standing in front of a circuit breaker panel! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! I SAW A REAL RETRO-ENCABULATOR AT AREA 51 WHEN THEY KIDNAPPED ME AND PROBED ME AND IT LOOKED NOTHING LIKE THIS!!

    What's that knock at the door? Oh no. Oh god...

  • @Spartan043 This is the best comment on here!! I died laughing!!! I am an industrial electrician.

  • @Agent1022 You're right on the money. Furthermore, they needed a high density flow imager with a transitional pattern buffer accelerator to nominalize the relative cosmic string transition. Which of course, they severely neglected.

  • I HAVE A ELLIGANT SURFICIANCY AND MY CAPISITY IS SURLEY CERENSIFIED!

    WHAT?DID THIS JUST TALK ABOUT..AND MORE SCARY ALMOST 300GRAND VIEWS?

  • But does it connect to the cloud?

  • Does it come in red?

  • This is the funniest video I've ever seen on utube!!! I was always wondering about capacitive deractants and sinusoidal depleneraton!

  • Back in the sixties, my dad helped develop the Allen-Bradley sinusoidal fleebergasket that made this possible.

  • Oh, sorry, I was looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner. Zoltan!

  • so its a penis?

  • This shit is so yesterday, now we have TURBO Encabulators which can encabulate at nearly the speed of light.

  • i dont understand a shit 

  • Ok...but can it play Crysis?

  • i wanted to be an engineer..... before i saw this

  • I love when he opens it up.  Oh NOW I get it. Thank you for that

  • I thought he worked for Lowes?

  • Who would ever dislike this simple explanation of how the Retroencabulator works. I've always wondered and this makes it simple. I think anybody like me with 2'nd grade education could talk about it for hours now.

  • So funny!

  • LOL WATCH THIS VIDEO STONED.

  • @edubbbs LOL THAT'S WHAT I DID

  • lol

  • Word on the net is this thing has a very reasonable starting price of $85,320,100 and is availble from Grainger and Markertek only.

    In 10 years, will it be the Continental Retro Encabulator 417C-2? (Any broadcast engineers reading this will get that meaning...)

  • I always route mine through a subspace node.

  • Hydrocoptic marvel veins?

  • @dharmastipulate

    Get the tinfoil hats while I get you some meds.

  • This sounds like a Kevin Nealon bit.

  • i like turtles

    

  • WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

  • So...uhhh...where do I put the flux capacitor?

  • Im 12 what is this.

  • @Tulljfette Don't worry, once you get into high school physics they will teach you about the difference between durdlesprigs and dingledarms. As for everything else, I would expect you to be educated enough to understand. I mean, modial reactions between midneedil relectunts and capasitive diractunts is pretty elementary stuff.

  • I'm, sure you mean capacitive not capasitive.

  • @Tulljfette this is the internets

  • he up end of he Grahmeers reminds me of a girl I once knew

  • wtf :S

  • I wonder if this will be able to recalibrate my muffler bearings and monitor my headlight fluid levels.

  • @ineedsacoke Yes, unfortunately it won't jump start an economy killed by Republicans. Also, why are you shouting?

  • @ineedsacoke can fix something that didn't happen

  • Stuff stuff stuff stuff. Hah. Now I made a parody too. Its just as funny as the other ones.

  • Is there going to be a test at the end of the video?

  • This guy is great I'll take two.. But I hear there is a new iPhone app that actually replaces much of this functionality while virtually eliminating side fumbling..

  • @trondyne you didn't make hand gesture!

  • Everyone knows that the dingle arm is the weak link.

  • This product is now known as FactoryTalk Encabulator.

  • I've got to get me one of these!!

  • What is the OSHA stance on this Entrapulator?

  • What is this I don't even...

  • Ooh, I've just cum!

  • A panametric fam, hydrocoptic marsal vanes, ambifacient lunar waneshaft, lotus odeltoid, semi-boloid slots, non reversible trendy pipe, differential girdle spring, up end of grammeters, flourescent score motion, drawn reciprocation dingle arm, sinusoidal depleneration, milford trunions???...... who's this guy kidding? My 1958 Rambler came stock from the factory with those very options. And it ran like a top except I disconnected the girdle spring for more torque.

  • I work for Milford development, and I can say without a doubt that this product hasn’t reached nearly the level of development they claim. In operating our Tri-Nims, we’ve found that sino-soidal deplaneration is actually rather common, and the fluorescent score-motion is susceptible to the vibrations of the dingle-arm, which can, at peak reciprocation, can become quite violent.

    I'd wait to see if future models are more able to refine modial duractance, which a new and daunting tech.

  • @CTSega You really shouldn't be releasing confidential company information. Remember... 'Loose Lips sink Ships'!

    However... I appreciate the tips.. I shall indeed wait until the modial duractance is further refined.

  • Please pay close attention to the gentleman's hand motions. It's all in the hands...

  • My head hurts...

  • super job. Worth buying

  • This is a must see for all engineers and technical writers out there!

  • Does anyone know if this is Mac compatible?

  • OF COURSE it is functioning well at Milford Trunnions! There hasn't been an incident of sinusoidal depelenaration there since the Arbor Day Incident in 1952. I don't even need to go into the consequences of that event. Suffice it to say that farmers are still digging out pieces of marzelvane and girdle spring from their fields for miles around.

    The should have stuck with the pre-famulated ammerlite. That's all I'm saying.

  • Brought to you by the same writers responsible for the Handbook for the Recently Deceased, and the technical jargon on Star Trek.

  • It won't work. I've done the research and unless you use a diabolical whinafrazz in conjunction with an aromatic transgressor, the dingle arm will fail. This is a hoax and should not be tried at home. Besides, I've used Allen Bradley contactors and found failures with the synchronius platens. This can create flux spatter and omniferent opulescense. How dare they think they can pull something like this on the working man. We're not all stupid!!!

  • Moreover whenever fluorescent score motion is required it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm.

    Ive never required fluorescent score motion but if I did Id never thought of using a dingle arm. I'm so glad I found this video. Thanks!

  • "....listen for it...listen for it..." DingleArm"  haha"

  • ours also saves the family hamster.

  • this is insanity

  • These guys should have really used nomadigo they would have actually ben able to make sense...

  • I have about 4 of these.

  • Sinosarual Decabulation isn't encabulated through syncronized esterarynoproliboration.

  • This generated flashbacks of being in class (quantum physics comes to mind) - where the prof was going along and all of a sudden a word that I absolutely could not understand would come out of his mouth, and I'd be like, "WHA....?" and he wouldn't miss a beat and just kept flying through the material. I'd end up a little puddle of smoking protoplasm on the seat of the desk and no one would even notice... and then we'd do it all again...

  • I think you should send this to Patrik's Pointless Facebook site. It would be perfect.

  • Is this guy a pastor?, they talk the same language.

  • but what does it do!?

  • After twenty years ours still operates reliably.

  • Rock a lot of nations retro in Kenya later

  • Little did Rockwell know at the time that the uncalculated flux displacement of the angular grammeters would carbonize the logarithmic casing of the fractionate winding differentials. I had to recalibrate the transient flux renoculator several times before it would toast my bread evenly.

  • This is funny as hell since I work for company that actually makes electric devices that look somewhat like these for Rockwell among other brands. They are naturally even more high tech than these encubulators :D

  • I was just checking the specs on the inline rotary girder, I'm retarded.

  • Our big machine has nano-enhanced differential girdle springs that completely eliminate sinusoidal depleneration. We plan to make more of these machines and sell them. If you think I wear a grey suit and talking dope corporate communications, you got it all wrong. I'm actually buck naked, wearing a new kind of polymer that adheres to the body in the familiar form of a traditional gray business suit and singing lyrics from a song a team of our engineers composed as a hobby, in their free time.

  • Word on the street is that the new Retorencabulator DX is going to include nano-enhanced differential girdle springs that completely eliminate both sinusoidal depleneration AND inductive avalanche at breakdown voltages - meaning it will be able to perform the work of 3 of these older model retroencabulator at the some flux levels and WITHOUT emitting any pluriphotonic EMI into the integral FPGA multiplier.

  • @HiveKrZ Boy, I sure am glad to see that I was'nt the ONLY person to

    recognize that shortcoming of the original Encabulator.

  • @HiveKrZ dont forget that anal retention springs will still be used in the DX and that was a major complaint from people trying to reflux the sapsurdeled biomanafloids in the older modles!

  • I want one... retired Reliance guy

  • JustAMinuteOYourTime your job sounds like it sucks ass!