Carlos Mencia Down To The Nitty Gritty Part 5

[halliezmandy]

Anyone who will argue with a comedian while hundreds of people paid money to see him is a straight up hoodrat!

[godschildnana]

The reason Puerto Rico is good a basketball is because puerto Rico lo hace mejor

[loloj7]

that lady needs to shutup

[Logical4evolution]

Ned..actually put in some work on this one, I don't understand why he stole a few jokes in his career when he's always had the ability to shine like here.

[AlphaBombera]

I'm pretty sure that lady didn't have a date. She just seems like a person who would piss you off withing the first two minutes of talking to her.

[ZOMBIESgoNOMnomNOM]

Basketball was made in AMERICA by an American who was born in Canada. Dumbasses

[njbvxD]

That bitch that was tryin to stand up for Bush is a asshole.

Bush was and is a retarded Dick

[thewarriorsrok]

@njbvxD It's funny when people who don't know grammar TRY to pass it off like they do by capitalizing. You're a fucking dope, stretch.

[id104335409]

She likes Bush a little too much

[fabo821]

@robbclarke Fuck off

[robbclarke]

"We invented basketball"

ACTUALLY... a Canadian did. You're welcome.

[Maximus317]

@robbclarke Yes, James Naismith (a BRITISH-AMERICAN born in Canada) invented the sport of basketball in 1891 IN THE UNITED STATES. At that time, he was an American. You're welcome.

[robbclarke]

@Maximus317 Nope.

[Maximus317]

@robbclarke It's true. Look it up.

[mohab18]

@robbclarke

In the US, with a US citizenship, your welcome.

[ikea156]

@robbclarke This show took place in Ontario... in Candad. Your welcome

[DoorBellization]

10 bucks says that lady is now in the Tea Party.

[NikkiBelleify]

@DoorBellization 

[backspace9766]

OMG!!! i could not stop laughing when he quoted George Bush"@ 8:08

i literally fell out of my chair laughing

[timtimtimmaah]

8:59 Canadians invented basketball.

[eStefresco]

Im mexican and I love it when he does the jokes on mexicans , in the end were pretty much a happy race..

[SlaughterMe13]

Bitch*

[SlaughterMe13]

THE fuckin beitch in the back going "no no dont say that!" needs to STFU or GTFO ! god damn :D

[krayzeejojo]

"..I want my president to be smarter than me!" Fucking true!

[screamorockstar]

hahahahaha that bitch

[thesweetcuban]

omg you dumbfuck basketball is canadian

[NDRonin1401]

@thesweetcuban OMG you dumb fucker, Naismith was a Canadian working in Springfield, Massachusetts, USA!

[thesweetcuban]

@NDRonin1401 yeha i agree he is canadian therefore basketball is canadian

[NDRonin1401]

@thesweetcuban Yeah, but I hear a Belgian fucked his granma, so bball is Belgian!

[marlinsrock9]

pshhhh you try to find a full blooded indian

[ogichida30]

@marlinsrock9 I know lot's of full blooded Indians, I'm related to lots of full blood Indians. My dad is full blooded.

[marlinsrock9]

@ogichida30 its just hard to find them i myself am cherokee idk how much exactly but my great grandma was 100%

[Meriposa1]

Shit i was poor then. My family was on the fuckin monopoly money wellfare gave us. And guess what? im 15 and i dont give a shit. Being poor made me realize the fuckin world is a bitch. and it made me who i am today. A fuckin beaner,spic,wetback who wants to go to college and graduate and be the first in my family with a college diploma. FUCK YEAH :) and i love etch e scetch XD

[thearmoured1]

This is why i am happy being australian

[spyrius08]

Actually basketball was invented by a Canadian by the name of James Naismith so basketball was invented bu a Canadian!

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

Anybody else notice the George Carlin-esque vibe during this performance?

[highlyporsche]

I love that backhand Carlos!!! thumbs up if u know what I mean!

[shantanukhandkar]

Aztecs invented the zero?? fuck no!! that was indians man!! Carlos is now stealing the achievements of other civilizations like he steals jokes! but other than that... Good Shit!

[krayzeejojo]

@shantanukhandkar As an Indian, I agree. But as someone with a sense of humor, I don't care. Just laugh and be happy =)

[thegeekifier]

I love how the girl keeps talking long after she sits back down and yet no one listens to her or can hear what she says.

[heythisisjack]

CARLOS MENCIA FTW!

[cabrera9210]

I love Carlos Mencia!!!!

[taker13angel]

awwww....it's far!!!!

[Philopitos]

Is that bitch who picked on the Bush joke the same that was laughing her ass off earlier?? This is not a fucking debate club you whore. Shut up and let the guy do his thing or get the fuck out!

[walmartpimp2]

I'm number 5.

[heatflowers171]

I wanted that lady to stfu already and let the man TALK!!!!!!

[cualquiera69]

Puerto Rico puñeta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JordanMollyB123]

Which ever man took her to that show on a date (if one did) i bet he was SO embarrassed and reverted his thinking after the show, and dropped that dumb bitch like a hot potato.

When going to a comedy show you knowingly go to see specific people speak (and you are aware of the style of material):

1.)DONT GO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT. That chick knew who he was, bought the ticket.

2.)DONT HECKLE. Especially comedians, they can tear you to shreds and every word will be true.

3.) Plain rude.

[EvanWink]

@JordanMollyB123 yeah man !!!

[sirenalol]

that chick musta been so damn embarrassed

[Wubski69]

uhhh basketball was invented by a Canada,.....btw lol

[DoYouThinkImSerious]

@Wubski69 'a canada' theres more than one?!?

[ghasl1]

Its so true what carlos said that whenever they have a white president they go to war with any other race but not against whites unless its themselves. They let someone else do it for them

[ellos34]

In early December 1891, Dr. James Naismith, a Canadian-born physical education professor and instructor at the International Young Men's Christian Association Training School (YMCA) (today, Springfield College) in Springfield, Massachusetts, USA, was trying to keep his gym class active on a rainy day. He sought a vigorous indoor game to keep his students occupied and at proper levels of fitness during the long New England winters.CANADIAAANNNN inside the country of AMERICA yes.

[Colynthia]

I've heard that "tornado alley" joke by another comedian before

[tunee1800]

carlos mencia for president!

[xXEpicPancakesXx]

"P.R. BEATS U.S."

That was an epic day for us. :D i remember cutting class to go to the library to watch the game on a TV set up there. ironic, i know :)

carlos, you are HILARIOUS!

[TheEvomr9]

Only 1 Dumb Ass Motherfucker Without A Sense Of Humor Dislike This..

This Guy Is Funny As Shit

[EliteHunter02]

@TheEvomr9 Make that 2, they must be related...

[kylla92]

honestly she makes everybody look more retarded because she is taking offense to a JOKE!.. chill bitch..

[Dmitra16]

CARLOS MENCIA FOR PRESIDENT!!!  :))

[gala666999]

@Musicalchemist23 he probably meant Castro: Gay Town

[caitlinkayli]

" thats like mexicans losing at grass

cutting that shut would never happen! "

LOL

[lenzposa]

yup tell dat bitch wuz up carlos!..........

freakin ay she stilll talkin?? bitch shuut up n swallow puta!

[pohsideuhn]

@toobularbells

I was going to post this same comment, but you beat me to it. =)

[ramyjan]

@Musicalchemist23 He said casper and little puppet, they're gang member nicknames moron.

[XxXPolskiXxX]

Canadians invented basketball. -_- 

[ogichida30]

@XxXPolskiXxX The man who invented basketball, James Naismith, was born in Canada. However Basketball was invented in The United States in 1891. It is considered an American sport.

[XxXPolskiXxX]

@ogichida30 Heh, not in Canada. =P

[toobularbells]

@ogichida30 only by the ignorant,er,i mean americans

[ogichida30]

@toobularbells No actually, only Canadians say basketball was invented there. Last time I looked at a map Massachusetts is in the United States, not Canada. Just because the guy who invented it was born in Canada doesn't make it a Canadian sport. Not to mention James Naismith DIED in the States. He served in the U. S. Military. Please know your facts before you call someone else ignorant.

[TakerFan72]

@XxXPolskiXxX,yeah,but u all gave us Celine Dion and Justin Bieber >:(

[XxXPolskiXxX]

@TakerFan72 And you gave us the Jonahs fags and Miley fuckface.

[Tgeenyus]

LMAO!! "Other" is kicking our ass in school!!

[TheIlde]

actually technically canada invented basketball

[bbym0nkeyx33]

CARLOS MENCIA FOR PRESIDENT ! X3 ♥

[AdmiralZhao007]

canadians invnted basket ball dipshit lmao he's still funny

[justhammond3]

that bitch needs to shut up at 7:00

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

that welfare shit hit too close to home.

[jiwbink]

SERIOUS LMFAO!!

[narcocorridosmex]

hahahha funny asss FUCK!!!!!!

[Cloudmon123]

the girl that talked was a douche fag

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

Carlos is right. He's doing his job & that's his stage while he's on it. That lady just needed to sit & enjoy & if that was not possible for her, then she should have left.

[Kimmis1990]

f**k it, we`re taking east L.A. back. ROFL!!!!

[borninthe90sdecade]

She made herself look like a dumbass.......BIG TIME.

[hondanumber8]

fuck it weretaking east la back hahahahahahahahahah

[8Ballboyman8]

Dang, that was intense

[TheGolfTeachingKid]

george bush graduated from harvard and yale just saying

[dieselboi91]

@TheGolfTeachingKid anything is possible when your family has a shit load of money...

[AvengedbyWhiteChapel]

@TheGolfTeachingKid it was just Yale and the only way is because of his father and the family name. Hes pretty goddamn stupid

[Kimmis1990]

@TheGolfTeachingKid yeah, with a G.E.D.

[dieselboi91]

@TheGolfTeachingKid well anything is possible when you have money...

[DVKaty]

Yay!!! Caucasian nº 2 XD xD lol

[shortylok11]

That dumb bitch in the front needs to shut up. She's a bush lover lol he's brutally honest and she's offended..

[FlyingWolfWings]

God, I hate that bitch that was talking back to Carlos Mencia

[c3phalus]

truth be told.... most of his jokes are from other comics.....

there will never be anyone better than Carlin so STFU

[ElevenBravo90]

@c3phalus more like most comics jokes are from him..he is original..HE is the only comic that can make me laugh non stop

[c3phalus]

@ElevenBravo90 So the people that told the jokes before him .... they were coping him ????

get your story str8... you can't copy something that isn't there.....

that being said i never said that carlos isn't good he is actually pretty good (i just said he doesn't compare to carlin....)

[AUSROTTENY2K]

He's better than Carlin....

Yeah, I said it. Fuck you..

[LMLR187]

@AUSROTTENY2K and i bet carlos would agree. i remember he once paid tribute to george carlin if i'm not mistaken. but then again maybe it was PR since it was around the time Carlin passed away.

[goodlife404]

hilarious

[palomo142008]

The best OWNED ever.... Carlos mencia said it in a manner that even the TITIRI can understand it ... C'MON people don't get too patriotic

[Seriona]

LOL I remember the old school food stamps. I remembers the colors too, organe, yellow, and red for different value.

[Mothaafrica]

a canadian invented basketball...

[Seriona]

Yeah but he did it in america.

[lalorame]

when was this stand up? ive heard one like this one like 3-4 years back

[Seriona]

lol I love how people believe that carlos menica is not smart, he was a credit away from getting his enginnering degree.

[irvyskirvy3bT]

he made george w. bush look bad and tht bitch who tried to make him look bad but flip the whole shit and made her shut the fuck up and sit down

this is epic

thnx for puttin this video up:)

[halliezmandy]

@irvyskirvy3bT Thats so right. That woman is probably someone who thinks mexican people don't know what they're talking about. Carlos is very smart by the way. I've never heard a comedian sound as educated as him.

[xKIAxZoMbiE69]

@halliezmandy Look up George Carlin. He is the only other comedian I have seen that sounds more educated than Carlos Mencia

[jmthetank]

... Canadians invented basketball. Started with a real basket. Took a few games to cut a hole in the bottom, but we got it going on.

[619426]

that bitch got owned. lol.

[1acroyear1]

Yeah but one couldn't help but notice that she still wouldn't shut up.

I'm on to the next video now. Any amount of money says she'll still be yapping away.

[salchipapa8000]

wasnt the 0 invented by the indians or some thing ?

[Seriona]

no the mayans invented the 0, that is why we have 60 second and 60 minutes.

[Darverses]

4:16

@ Obama??? :O

[xX3xc3ll3nc3Xx]

Lmao Thanks A Lot Carlose I Told My Teacher I Was Dislexic And Passed xD

[AlxMak3]

Imagine Obama going: "USA... Niggaz gonna represent :))))"

[tionlover]

it's not embarrassing to know taht beaners are the stupidest people alive.

[Darverses]

What the Hell is the girl talking about?

[Seriona]

I think she is trying to justify Bush because he ran off of Christian POV.

[lichottotube]

What does he say at 2:30? Who?

[paakow111]

Pendejo it means dumbass in spanish

[lichottotube]

@paakow111

I know what pendejo means. I meant other word or name! He says it exactly from 2:31 to 2:32

[LMLR187]

@lichottotube he said "pendejo, you rent"