Bisexual girls are freaky in a threesome! - Ask The John

[HandBasketOnMyHead]

QOTD: Unfortunately, it's pretty difficult to fuck a dead person if you're a woman... But if post-mordom was making a miracle... I very well might on that shit. XD

[HandBasketOnMyHead]

I'm Bi. But I'm terrible at sharing soo... I don't do multi-somes. XD Haha, maybe some day. But It'd have to be me and a girl and the guy. =P Hahaha, just a bit awk there. XD

[lameigotnoname]

i love that skyy has many colors watches just like me :D

[brandencampbell01]

wow

[Skh0013d]

I hope you never have a child. Things gon be

Messed up.

[skyhawk823]

I'll take the butter face 100%!

[chillmeister509]

Hold on let me google 'fingerprints left on skin'... Naw fuck that, I'll just wipe her down.

[randomlettersmagic]

Some crazy bisexual chicks CAN be good girlfriends:P

[keta4332]

i wax my: face, legs, bikini 

[keta4332]

i wax my facial hair

[Uchihaheyhi]

Ive always just "liked" your videos and not commented cos im a girl but Since you said youd want some of this...? Hahaha lol

[michellenn93]

You're right about the girls who watch this. ;) I want some of your awesome shirts!!!

[Buttmongrel3]

I want that shirt! lmao

[fuckyouhookers]

She's a horsefucker I can't date her

[nivraznerol]

thats an awesome question haha

[KyleGamble]

"bastards.. they dont say no.. " fucking love it

[edzim10]

Where can I find that awesome shirt?

[wanker89]

Slap the thigh and ride the wave, yeehhah!!!

[Istudynak1d]

haha today i was with a fat chick and i was smiling cus I remembered this episode! lol hell yeah in a crisis situation i'd bang that blonde chick too.

[ekultus]

"just crush it for meeeee" hahahahah

[TheLeebocuz]

Love triangles and love quadrilaterals..... LMFAO!!!! LOL

[ImChosenForYou]

Dear ask the John, YOUR FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[81LS]

QOTD: i'm probably the one that killed the celeb (to lay pipe) so why the hell not.

[rohannesburg]

Liposuction works fat girl

[SlimJim58]

a wise man once said "I don't care if it's old or cold or covered in mold, THIS IS FOR THE SHORTIE(s)" So hell yeah.

[1GoodRiddance]

Have been and will always be fat... What are you talking about girl? You have to struggle everyday to become slim. If you want to lose weight you should see everyday as a battle. You can do it!

[VictoriaKai]

THANK YOU!!!!! SKYJOHN XD



[Douggy10]

HAHAHA LMAO!! I LAUGHED SO HARD THIS EPISODE

[TheEaglesfanindc]

dude got a sick ass fantasy fucking dead people fuck the celeb part its a dead human and ugh i wouldnt even be friends with a male or female that fucks animals wtf!!!

[dfph0930]

HAHAHA My mom was near by when I saw this vid and when I finally noticed she was there, she just gave me a look of dissaproval and outrage :D3

[MrHav1k]

Big girls?

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!

[FebalanceChaosCrew]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW HELL NO! I wouldn't smash a dead celeb...

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

NO ! When the police carry out a investigation your FUCKED ! I'm a dirty bastard but i don't want the world to know about it, us dirty bastards need to be stealthy at times !

[MilitantRager]

@jBOLDnBLUNT You're over-thinking this.

[lapsassa1]

2:54 the fish is like "Did I just feel the earth shake????? " "Again???!!!" lol

[Kyuutoryuu]

Is the girl this episodes about the one at 7:56? if so FUCK THAT SHIT I AINT HITTING THAT MY GOD not only is her face hideous but shes also fat as a whale ill be on bottom and get crushed or on top in trampoline world.

[iliketwinkie]

@graydamane good for you, you want a fucking BISCUIT?

[graydamane]

@iliketwinkie hells yes !! i was so tired afterwards a biscuit would've hit the spot

[mrkennedy8810]

No one is born fat. Even if you were, you just need to work hard to lose weight.

[DionLaurent1]

NO WAY WOULD I FUCK THAT CHICK! HELL NO!

[DCsOrchid]

I'd hit one of my dead crushes, as long as he wasn't stone cold AND if I could get him hard! lol

[christianhnd]

i poke her with my medkit

[carmodif]

Megan Fox? id tap that shit even if it had been decomposing for a year!

[Arwokid]

from his page:

"Bisexual girls are freaky in a threesome! - Ask The John 9,534

by SkyyJohn2 42 years ago"

LOL

[Xensyphor]

Hell yea! If there will be no lawsuits then why the hell not? Megan Fox right in front of you and you don't do it just because of some standards lol right if you were right there you would forget there were even standards.

[rohanslick]

Skyy, its one thing to be a sick bastard, but this dude and his necrophilia, rape celebrity question is one SICK bastard, even my dick got standards dude

[mrmoreless]

Skyy I need help ! I got some ass from this one chick a couple of weeks earlier, but theres a downside - she's kinda crazy (mainly because she uses some anti depressing pills) and now she's avoiding me ! Now, I know that that shit was a one night stand, but she acts like I love her. Further more - we are members of a student society and we organize shows and other stuff, and we have to see each other every day. What do I do ?

[TheCrazyMexicansShow]

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[timoback3000]

The big girl should offer a blowjob. Size has no bearing to men as far as bj's go

[cd5x]

She's dead cause of my monster cock ;)

[Nozasean]

Christina Hendricks dead for 5 minutes? I got something that can bring to her life!

[jen14b]

if u bang that celeb then ur dna would be allover that shit! and that ain't gonna look good! plus the guy can't even get hard, so that would be difficult, so definitely no! regardless of bein accused for murder, rape and the guy not bein able to get hard, i still wouldn't do that! that's not my kind of thing. btw that question is pretty fucked up!....skyy, u should do ATJ twice a week! i look forward to these vids!

[twebber26]

my computer frooze at :40 and skyy looked like he had down syndrome (no pun intended, but it was funny as hell)

[jment34]

4:37 wich ATJ is SKyy talking about did the girl do a show with him?

[ThaGanker1]

I want that shirt

[x7monkeygirl7x]

thumbs up if you're a girl who watches this show and is good in bed ;)

[MAriCruzhk]

The dude's not gonna have any blood flowing to get hard, what the hell am I going to do?

[Deaththekid980]

NECRO-PHILIA! F*CK NO!

[TheMazaxist]

i would totally smash that! can also do some anal, i think she wouldn't argue too ;)

[thatdude701]

IF the body is warm then, id tap that .... many times :)

[MrSFblack]

@thatdude701 just wanna say two things:

1.congratulations for being a sick P.O.S lol

2.exactly how much fun can u expect to have with a lifeless body? sure sounds a boring lay to me

[TheGodlyKronos]

Never put the pussy on the pedestal.

[integrafreak1]

6:44 look how apart skyy's hands are....now that's a big ass!!!

[jabarshi]

I love how the Big Momma trailer is in the related video column

[OmfgK0D]

'Fuck yes we all are deadmotherfuckers

[Wyattisaspaz]

hellll nooo man thats tryfflin

[ZorbinEUR]

3:00 skyy gettin emotional hahah

[darkdialga777]

skyyjohn- THE ONLY GUY WHO USES QUADRILATERAL AND BISEXUAL IN THE SAME VIDEO!!! GIMME THUMBS FOR A 128-SOME

[RunsWithWolves6]

that is one fucked up qotd. As a girl it'd be kinda hard for me to bang a dead person. If I had a dick though... And it was Megan Fox...

[DrinkLennyD]

#JustCrushDatShit

[Phobias777]

Sky, I Thought you said you retired from banging big girl? 6:45 ? (yeah i been a fan for that long)

[kiekert2007]

no..I won't..I'm too busy robbing her house.

[Purespeed941]

Skyy John, promoting bestiality since 2012.

[satanshollowd]

No because when people die they shit.

[Eivz0rThaGamez0r]

I would have to consider it when the situation occured... :P

[pen1sable]

helllll no men that shit is iligal LOL

[omgomg5475]

i would in theory

[6WildThing6]

I'm not gonna answer this question, and by saying that, I believe I've said too much.

[TheEd0206]

If it can bring her back to life, I'll bang her

[ot0m0t0]

Horse banging and dead celebs.... wow.. this show is going places

[wkmatsumoto]

hate people that say they would put a paper bag on a girls head... what kind of a fucking girl would let you do that to them?? nahh stop trying to sound good retards..

[swima94]

Hell damn I would!

[qwer8907]

a sick question i think you can be arrested for that shit

[RisefromyourGRAVE]

dead anna popplewell, heck if she is still warm

[datingwomensex]

Mustache on a chick is disgusting. 

[DutchGasMask]

Gospel of John in the tags.

Amen

[NTJedi]

white watch is kool

yellow watch is lame

[ExpressiveBeats]

btw thats the sickest ask the john question ever.... the guys a weirdo

[ExpressiveBeats]

"i was born that way and will always be fat" im sorry dont wanna be mean but thats the funny excuse ever ;)

[emaster450]

SKYYYY WHERE CAN I GET THAT SHIRT!!!!!!!

[AAAAAASHHH]

@emaster450 Link to skyy's t shirts are in the description box

[SocaTrain]

"are you man enough to smash this big shit" lmaooo

[ElTomo11]

Love it when sky does that fake cry... nfff it's beautiful!

[TF2legend]

heheh

[RicRagsLive]

AH Hell, Nobodies Looking, tear that shit up! Just be careful not pull the ears off, the family might want an open casket.

[eerereps]

5:44 you guys notice that sky sometimes kind of sounds like Bernie Mac?

[eerereps]

ha ha ha! go to the farm! @4:02 she's a horse fucker! - lmao!

[MrSucker1993]

ya333333333e not a chance

[Rafahil]

By some fate of chance? Or by some chance of fate?

[dead0ne69]

where can i get that shirt?

[Chaoticblaze27]

I Wonder What Stupid Mofo actually Put A Paper Bag Over a Ugly chick face With a Banging Body

[Chaoticblaze27]

Me Fucking The Celebrity Is The Reason Why The Bitch Is Dead In The 1st Place

[CarlieGuss]

In terms of dead celebrities... My cock does not react to the dead, no matter how hot they are (I have tried)

[Taypion]

@CarlieGuss wtf.... youve tried..... 

[CarlieGuss]

Mi love fat girls, and its not a Jamaican thing. I love slim girls too, because my cock is not partial...

[fatman45378]

if you think about shit like that you should see a psychiatrist

[ARabidPigeon]

As long as Sofia Vergara is still a little warm, I'd hit it if she was dead. lol

[LTwallawalla]

sure, if no ones around.... what?

[HHossenfepher]

No to raping dead bodies.

[shezie125]

That's a pretty messed up question bro! But no I won't bang a dead celebrity.

[ThriceDog]

Your girl has the tiniest moustache and you're having second thoughts?

I think it's time you come out of the closet bro.

Women have hair, deal with it.

[cleo38100]

Feel pretty good being a girl who watches skyy. :)

[MarkAnthony27]

Horse Hooker! I nearly fell off my chair laughing at the use of the term. LOL

[bleepmaster23]

Dabest21. You are asking about raping a dead celeb. You put your face to that question... What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[GiGi19sUmax]

Is it wierd that im a virgin and watching skyyjohn? o.o

[ErKa44]

comic question of da day ? thats not RWJ here

[ErKa44]

If a girl doesn't notice that she has a mustache, than this is a no-go in the first place.

[yebhx]

Fat guy's bellies rub a girl's clit while he is fucking them. Plenty of girls are into that once they discover it.

[PaladinKorvin]

fuck no thats fucking sick

[treetooone]

I would like to hear how Skyy's advice actually works. If someone has done as Skyy has told them to do, pleace send him mail and tell him how int went! ;D

[aassaa991]

i recently learned that some women actually have a fetish fot fat-curvy dudes, yeah it weird

[darkENhandsome]

Rawdogging the horse that just banged your girl "sounds like fun". Are you coming out Sky??!?? ;-)

[AHEADSES]

I want some bacon too!

[ramichahrour]

ME BANGING A DEAD CELEBRITY WILL PUT HER IN HEAVEN!

[SMILEYsaysDIE]

When are you going to go on Vokle again?

[35823582]

LMFAO, sky, my man, you know you are into horse porn, its all good, maybe I am to...

[dasociety129113]

your voice is really interesting.

[Zdk15]

Seriously?! Would I bang a dead celebrity? Could you imagine the news story that would come out?

Reporter: "This just in. We've gotten reports of a local desperate sex-starved negro necrophiliac killing and then having sex with the corpse of celebrity Olivia Wilde."

[ghostid]

@Zdk15 I'd pay attention to that news story at least... I'd be cheering you on too.

[ferdo621]

A FAR better question would be if she dies while you're having sex with the celebrity. Would you finish the job? Now THAT'S a question to answer ;)

[HarderBetter]

There's actually no point banging corpse, it's already dead and wown't do shit to you. If the only thing that you care about is warm hole than just go for some fancy toys.

[sponsism]

oh hell no skyy!! wont even lay pipe on that fat chick with someone els's pipe!!

[shoes2shoes]

No man they'll accuse you of rape and murder

[shoes2shoes]

Idk skyy, I say no sometimes. heh.

[shoes2shoes]

CRUSH HER FOR SKYY JOHN!!

[SVTFilms]

Dude you'd hit that shit?LMAO! Fucking liar!

[PowerNdust]

Bastards - never saying "no" to sex since 2007.

[Uatemydoodle]

@PowerNdust *small writing*conditions apply.

[tube4digger]

@PowerNdust y 2007?

[MaliciousMayhem1987]

This was my first time watching one of your vids and I must say you sir are a fucking boss. You are #winning!!!! Subbed btw! :)

[SVTFilms]

How can you be built and slim? What the fuck?

[MrSFblack]

You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah... Usually, they're already there. George Carlin

[Zarat818]

fuck a dead body? no! I guess the ugly girl with the hot body. thats a hard question though. Cus I just cant roll with too many rolls nami. I need something cute to hold. unfortunately shes ugly faced. can I have both? and just like look at one of their face and touch the others body? I'll have both please!

[eliellington]

um threesomes with girls rawdogin horses skyy?.. damn you truelly are a real bastard! lol

[MathiusProductions]

Are u asking me to let a Meghan Fox body go to waste?

[ominous450]

I watch ATJ at night before I go to sleep as bedtime stories.

[Awestruckbv]

SKYY IS LYING HIS ASS OFF SAYING HE WOULD HIT THIS SHIT, BE A BASTARD SKYY DONT LIE LOOOOOL

[ominous450]

I wouldn't do it. that's weird as fuck

[AlexZeBeast]

Dat mustache!

It's the same shit for me, if i see a slight mustache i get grossed out, just can't handle that shit!

[Steelfossil]

Haha, enjoyed a longer video for once, Skyy!

[DorianDietrichBlog]

" she looks like a tranny , and i aint going out with no tranny " so your endorsing transphobia . how would you feel if you heard a statement in a video " she looks like a african descent person i aint going out with no dark person "

[BrawlBru]

thats the only way im gona get to lay pipe, cant pass it up nahm sayin

[RosemaryWild]

Fuck yes I would! As long as the body's not maggot-infested, I couldn't care less - and I'm a girl. ;)

[ThomseInDaHood]

i don't want flabby dead vagina no matter whos. I would play around with the titties though.

[Ayohima]

To the guy with the girl who has a mustache: Tell her you have a present for her and take her to a salon/spa and say heres a gift card, go enjoy. She will be happy, and you will be happy. make sure you say something about facial hair so she thinks of it while there. and ps it is not that expensive maybe 50$. Shell love you for it and youll have a girlfriend who is hairless ;]

[OhYeahTheNightNurse]

I luv u sky.

[jigglybacon]

DUDE ITS ONLY 5MIN? SHES STILL PLENTY WARM, ILL TEAR THAT SHIT UP

[k5lta]

@jigglybacon Yeah and, you could heat it up a little more and fap fap fap away lmao!!