JME & Shorty - H**s on my D*** Freestyle

[oOoCALLUMWALKERoOo]

JME PUT ON YA DURAGGGG

[Davydavid01]

1:32 JME " WOOP!"

[SikhGugz]

JME and Shorty there like a modern day laurel and hardy.... LEGANDS

[P90smuv]

hoes in his dick? lol

[ItsMrUnicorn]

My nan loves this song!

[afromalone]

mon day to sun day! LOL

[MrJordan0161]

39 people havent got hoes on there dick

[TheKarnagekid]

i got hoes on my dick cus they wana show me their fanny looooool

[hpk123100]

shorty dont get enough credit. hes just as good as jme

shorty ur a legend!!

[x4aperfecttool]

kinda annoying how the fag with the glasses kept pushing the short dude out of the way the short dude had way better flow!!!

[mpateman94]

@x4aperfecttool the 'fag' with the glasses is the better one you nonce.

[x4aperfecttool]

@mpateman94 They both suck ASSSSSS

[joebrulez]

where has my comment gone.. had 200+likes on it...

[BIGBADmouse1]

hoes on my dick cause ive got an ipad ahahahaa

[JagoReedJones]

i read h**s as he's... oh dear haha

[Thtblkbrit]

In this video JME looks like Spragga Benz (Jamaican dance hall artist) haha

[Jaayyy1993]

all shorty does is bounce, in every video..

[god123987]

rude kid - sharks back

[ManofdaRiddim]

JME's "OH" at 2:33 is just funny :D

[ShareAndEnjoyy]

JME dancing is actually legendary<3

[joebrulez]

hoes on my dick yeah girl better blow,

hoes on my dick lala, dipsy and po

hoes on my dick cos i reppin bow,

hoes on my dick even noddy wants a go

hoes on my dick cos you have an iMac,

hoes on my dick the ninja turtles rat

hoes on my dick cos you know who i am,

hoes on my dick including fireman sam,

[xCeyhunx44]

Hold down 8, hilarious.

[zandiistar]

LOOL! :')

[ShAwTy079]

Pause the video at the start and press 1 to see their reaction when they actually find out how many hoes are on their dick ;)

[BreadNButter75]

Hoes on my dick for the lyrics i spray, Hoes on my dick coz man it aint gay, Hoes on my dick coz they know i don't play, Hoes on my dick mondayy to sundaaayy

[BreadNButter75]

Press and hold 8 LOL!

[bangesh]

32 DISLIKES AINT GOT NO HOES ON DER DICK!!1

[SASJoker]

Press 5 for swag!

[joebrulez]

you know my bars are better ;)

[TheKarnagekid]

Shorty Rar Goes In Aha Some Of The Stuff He Says Is Grim LMAOO

[Zebisfrench]

1:27 SWAG !!

[zimboy08]

sooo many reasons why jme is a legend. down to earth realist who don't give a shit and gives back to his fans. not many artists do this type of shit

[ShellShockMusician]

LOL

[syeman09]

i love u jme

[TheKarnagekid]

wats the beat

[iAmRicks26]

@TheKarnagekid It's in the description lol

[xsyxxpac]

#BASED SWAG WOO!!!!

[manchaple]

Search the one on ustream its much funnier than this one

[louielatouche]

#BASED

[CFSB88]

Let that boy cook SAFE

[AnesuGurure]

#SWAG

[dancinnun]

HOES ON MY CHICK COS I GOT AN IPAD OHHHHHHH MANZ CNT TEST JME ND SHORTY

[MAD1ATS]

Hoes on my dick and i dont know who, Hoes on my dick and you want them to SWAG!;)

[TheShanzie]

Hoes On My Dick , Ardest Freestyle Out Dere Lool :)

What This Instrumental ?

[TedKirkham]

HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I AM THIS SMALL, HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I AINT VERY TALL

[Gloka1]

whats the instrumental called

[beazyb]

LET THAT BOY COOK! #Swack

[Mashitup]

Hoes on my dick cause I look like Steve Jobs!

[Jayrizzle411]

1:02 hoes on ma dick coz......ah shit! Hahaha too funny!

[girlbetterknow2]

Shorty's laugh at 2:30 so goofy but cute lol

[KonradBBK]

Hah Jokes, Go Get Shorty's Mixtape Short Notice Got This On It!!!!

[HipHopMuthaPlucka]

JME's voice at 2.39 haha!

[CircularStudios]

Get this on Short Notice, support Shorty

[TheRagingManc]

The definition of JME is master skanker

[iiilove24]

2:23 - 2:40 lmao! LOVE THEM

[KonradBBK]

Need To Record This!

[CourtChronicles]

Lil B would be ahsamed. This is not Based at all, theres not even any cooking. These guys are just waiters no chefs.

[TheHOWARTH]

Hoes on my dick when im drinkin ribena, hoes on my dick even the cleaner,

hoes on my dick cos i like ready brek, hoes on my dick from toes to my neck

hoes on my dick cos i am from manny, hoes on my dick no not a tranny,

hoes on my dick , even if there chubby, hoes on my dick blazin a zuggy

got hoes on my dick even your nanny, hoes on my dick bare baggy fanny

hoes on my dick like boy better know, hoes on my dick...read this in slow mo!

[whlzdenis]

LOOOL mad they kinda takin the piss out of soulja boy with that dance

[asmalldwarf]

so fucking funny

[Rcgmundeep]

IT'S SNOOP AND DRE :O

[niallb92]

Hahaha too funny

[MsSweetness0]

Wow 

[nanajub90]

lool

[TrooperBeats]

hahaha HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I GOT AN IPAD!

[1littleweed]

lol 1.30 jmes dancin

[hpk123100]

luv it

[MannyGentlemanTV]

29 People are the hoes on his dick!

[1littleweed]

lol at 1.30;)

[ThaDocsAdvocate]

nahh man.. u cant copy based god my nigga

[airmax951992]

jme is a joker dont ever scrue

[Gladimyre]

swag swag woo!

[andwhat99]

damn, shorty is... short!

[AlarmClock9am]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[bigpreacha100]

NUFF JOKES.. EXPLICIT CONTENT ...PARENTAL GUIDANCE

[christf2uk]

hoes on my dick...... NO!

[TiggleProductions]

"Hoes on my dick cuz I look like steve jobs"... I know this is a joke and I love this video... But steve jobs?? hes a mug

[EdHardyPartyBBK]

HOES ON MY DIK CUZ I DRINK RIBENA

HOES ON MY DIK CUZ I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER

HOES ON MY DIK CUZ IM AN ACHIEVER

HOES ON MY DIK, CUZ UR MUMS A TEETHER

HOES ON MY DIK CUZ UR A FUKIN BEAVER,

HOES ON MY DIK CUZ CUZ I WEAR ED HARDY

HOES ON MY DIK CUZ I LOVE TO PARTY

HOES ON MY DIK DEN 079ME

[RealRecogniseReal091]

@VArealll there just messing about? is not like there gonna make a song out of it and sell it to people.. dikhed

[MrDeanoTR]

looooooooool hsjadalkfaskfaslfjaksf

[joshboy111]

SAFE!

[TheHitMan957]

Can Someone Please Tell Me The Name Of This Instrumental ? :)

[youngerdon1]

@TheHitMan957 rude kid sharks back but i think they ve taken it down

[SEECH7]

big fucking respect the only grime artist to cop on to lil b is JME or Shorty or both but either way lol if u dont know lil b search him

[b16ladywood]

loll joke ting hoes on my dik not ur yeh sadd

[MrKneeyo]

This is the life i wanna live just messing about and enjoying life

[TheSwiftMagers]

Hoes on my dick cus i buss bare head, hoes on my dick cus they on my bed

[grimedoctor]

I wanna do this with someone now! :D

[djcabry]

this is too funny hahaa JME knows how to have a laugh!

[zomgitsme666]

When Shorties says fanny he is like :D and jme is like o.O then -.- then xD

[joebrulez]

hoes on my dick when i wear my shades, hoes on my dick cos im beast at bayblade, hoes on my dick cos im boy better know, hoes on my dick cos i collect yu-gi-oh hoes on my dick JLS condoms, hoes on my dick whilst playing pokemon hoes on my dick yeah i get bare muff, hoes on my dick repping jigglypuff hoes on my dick every time you see me, hoes on my dick even the tweenies hoes on my dick skinny or fat, hoes on my dick fucking postman pats cat

[syeman09]

@joebrulez had to give a like

[PeanutJ14]

@lnstrument LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I've watched this video 20 times and never clocked that hahahahah

[Chillin2O6]

In your dick?

Hahaha! This shit is hella funny.

[3litepker]

@Chillin2O6 ohhh i was about to say that, you took my comment! -.- lol

Hoes on my dick cuz i aint justin beiber

Hoes on my dick cuz i aint squeeky like beiber :P

[Moreman0]

I got hoe`s on my dick because i skank like dotstar, hoe`s on my dick because i drink rockstar :L

[Moreman0]

LOOOL big up jme & shorty, this is sick, it should be a single

[prince13333]

even pro's make mistakes... see!

[SourLimez]

hoes on my dick man i chat no shi, hoes on my dick cos they like my dick, hoes on my dick an i got a little dick lolyea hoes on my dic then they suck my dick. hoes on my dick cos i am a bad man, hoes on my dick even when they on man, hoes on my dick cos they luv these lyrics yea hoes on my dick some else type it

[BaitzArtist]

@lnstrument LOOOOOOOOOL

[IBreatheGrime]

funny as piss!

[MrMadestep]

SHARK'S BACK!

[iLeWxX]

HOE'S ON MY DICK CAUSE I LOOK LIKE STEVE JOBS (even tho steve jobs is white)

[minimarsh1]

blam*

[minimarsh1]

bring on vlame gunna b siiiiiiick

[iphoney15]

UK COMIN OUT (if u get wat i mean)

[lilmidget155]

i love tha stuff he does in da background LOOOOL

[futavadumnezo]

Ha ha awesome fun :)

[TRUFHmusic]

hoes on my dick cuz they love da trufh hoes on my dick cuz they friend told them to.

hoes on my dick cuz its extra big hoes on my dick cuz its 9 & 1/2 lol this shit is funny man

[bhk0123]

lool jme was the funnyest when he starts to skank after his verse!

[McDeeViouz]

CARPARK CHAVS...SERIOUSSSSS

[skeamz21]

@McDeeViouz LOL HOW ARE THEY CARPARK CHAVS WHEN THEY HAVE A CAR? BE SERIOUS MAN

[McDeeViouz]

@skeamz21 ...UHMMM...

[makeminealarge1]

This should be called...

We are 2 little pricks

[MoMoneyLessProblemz]

@makeminealarge1 learn some humour lol

[redkubikrazy]

@makeminealarge1 Duck out. 

[MoMoneyLessProblemz]

ROFL JME killssss it

[ultimatedilan]

lool jokers bare jamming

[YBolt1]

LOL

[YBolt1]

hahaha,,, they jokes ! (8)

[outskizzles]

YOU MAN ARE jOKERS!!

[RvLz7]

lmao bbk i love that you have a laugh and dont take everything serius thats a good ting

[Hobzicle]

'Hoes on my cuz badaman aint gay' lol hold tyt shorty.

[ShAwTy079]

@Hobzicle Hoes on my sick coz manaman aint gay ?

[1mandizzle]

LOOOOOOOL

[Keeshy1]

Hhahahaaa my mate thought yous were sayin 'holes on my dick' lmaoo

[shortz360]

Haha too jokes

[charlie1anne]

this made me laff

[hexdcs]

olloloolol

[jamiefootball123]

Ha Ha Sick

[YoungDeacs]

this is jokes

[GreedyBeast]

this is joookes lool

[metubingwithyou]

HAHA 1:29 SWWAAGGGG

[SayKriDD1]

1:29 lmfao! ''swag''

[kargomail]

listen to my mine i got hoes on my dik coz they all luv grindin hoes on my dikk i can get like 5 in

[RudeGyal96]

lools that were kinda funny

[keepinitgroomey]

This is the best grime tune ever recorded

[craigjaggs]

Haha, fucking awesome.

[morgannftw]

is he really engaged? :\

[LewTube6]

LOOOL 2:00

[TheDiiZMO]

hoes on my dick cuz of my fro

hoes on my dick cuz of boy better know!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chungfada]

HAHAHAHA!!!! BEAST TUNE

[JIM1999999999]

@2:25

[3litepker]

Lol "hoes on my dick cuz they're gonna buy Blam" all you hoes readin this, the iPad is mine mo fuckaahhhhhhhh! BLAM!

Even better advertising... lol

[AwesomeCooke]

SWAG!

[ThePLDTV]

Don't watch me, watch SBTV. Dun know.

[bobalabobMarkII]

Only fucking retards think they are being serious.

[joshknight13]

FUCK OFF SAYIN ITS SHIT LYRICS THEY R JUST HAVIN A LAUGH YOU FUCKIN GIPSY

[GeeMrBee]

Guys its a freestyle .. obviously its shit lyrics

[kargomail]

fukin shit lyrics shittttttttttt

[nufclass08]

this is a total soulja boy piss take :D!

[eazyduzitcpt]

J.M.E what are you doing fam?! i could write better bars than that!!

[McScarz]

LOL DIS VIDEO IS SOO FUKIN FUNNY LOL.

[brigadierJ4MES]

LOL steve jobs....

[AmNotEyy]

Hahah this makes me laugh so much :D Loving it :D

[StarishGoonz]

#LOL that all i can say

[Ap1809]

BIG UP JME....SHORTY n BOY BETTER KNOW...ALLOW THE DISLIKES FUCK THEM

[beedems]

2:23

jme:"in your dick?"

shorty:"hoes in my...hahaaa"

[kramerunited68]

I love this freestyle!

[Zebisfrench]

1:30 SKANKING !

[remmzee01]

hoe's on my dick but i aint no dD

[BoyBetterKnowMusic]

hoes on my dick from liver pool on manny goes on my dick cause they look like grannys hoes on my dick wanna show there fannys hoes on my  dick ...... its all pally you mean :) lookm at my channel for bbk songs subscribe more coming soon :D

[evanonlineUKG]

hahaha... JME's skanking is quality!

[SpecialCuntstable]

songs called sharks back by rude kid, always try and make up shit wen i lsten to it lol h**s on my d**k

[Zebisfrench]

Hoe's on my dick even though I'm engaged !

looool the switch from on to in my dick happe