Youtube Poop: The King Attempts to Destroy America

[ThePortalDark]

no United States IS whole America

[Tailsfriendkilxem]

2:44 POOTISPENSERHERE!

[glicthguy]

all the kids in America ayo ohhhhh shit america ummm I feel srry 4 u since king bombed u.....bye

[burnoutpro15]

HOLY FLYING FUCK! I LIVE IN AMERICA O.O

[Compedy]

this is the only time the sonic and zelda tv shows are funny......

[EF9001stormspotter]

This should really be split into two poops. The first one when The King tries to Destroy America, and the second, the sonic poop. I like the first one especially, heh, the King's nuke gets stopped by Gwonam flying into it, funny.

[kirbyfan1005]

licking pingas as usual i see XD

[mrwells111]

what is the zelda thing off cos i wanna do a youtube poop

[derkevevin]

0:33 xD

[Hotaru1998]

whats the song at 2:16

[TheJackGinger]

What is that game at 0:58?

[derkevevin]

@TheJackGinger

the game is true crime new york, i love it

[gmanevan]

@TheJackGinger true crime its old so forget about it

[Riqitch811]

LOL! Come and see mine!! ;)

[snipdwitha50cal]

Spaghetti!

[ThrilloVanHouten]

Man, can't believe that I haven't seen this earlier. Awesome poop; where did the king's laugh in the beginning and 0:56 come from? It's pretty epic!

[GintaPPE1000]

Fail @1:03 bet he yelled "BANZAI" before crashing into the rocket

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Where's the Zelda footage from?

[mahligros2]

devil may cry!

[dj0903001]

song starting @ 2:16 please

[Drud14]

3:48 she shits our of her fingers?

[kimmoorehand]

1:02 lol the carpet guy got owned for telling ppl that Ganon has taken over the world

[MrBlackshen]

King: I am about to BOMB the united states of america, every major city will be destroyed

President: WHAT?

King: Unless you pay me, one billion dollars!

President: Fuck You!

[awesomedude1110]

At 1:15 on, this video has nothing to do with the king destroying America.

[Dark0655465654654656]

lol DMC music at 2:47

[Genesjss]

Google has the power to see the answer to all of life's questions, but can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[SovietUnion100]

spybot search and deystroy LOL

[aezakmirules]

2:00

[tvikiandsagg]

i cant stop laughting!

[MultiEvgin]

(Bomb flyes away)

King:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Man:Whats that over there?

(Bomb hits Gwonam)

King:Gwonam you pice of shit! (Kills him)

[fatsuburbanwhiteboy]

suck up my ass...with a STRAW!!

[fatsuburbanwhiteboy]

what song at 2:18? its not in the description so dont blame me 4 askin.

[joshbp122]

I think that we need to do the same thing with the king as we did with sadam hussien.

[KrisRedfild]

Nice xd

What's name of music in 0:04 and 0:14???

[broadsword1999]

sonic´s penis is tails XD

[MultiDsboy]

ROFL! he has a an AK

[camryner9]

You are gay. Who are you?

[camryner9]

suck up my ass with a straw!

[SwordSkill2]

Skatogria.

[winksmilelaugh1]

NOO NOT THE SQUADALA MAN! :(

[nickrock6]

SUCK UP MY ASS!!! WITHA STRAW

[evanfire30]

LOL!

[TrueGamer181]

how do you download the sounds for these types of things? Like the classic "DIE" or "mah boi"?

[SpaghettiOfDeath]

Haha was that the peewee hermin laugh at :41?

[MrTheEthantube]

@Puppetmaster983 LOL

[puppetmaster983]

It's all right King. Obama already destroyed America. We don't need help...

[MrMondaysNoon]

@puppetmaster983 obama didnt destroy america, but bush gave an already sinking ship to fix...

[JohnnyDart76]

@MrMondaysNoon: Yep. So true. Obama = not perfect, but Bush = EPIC FAIL. ;-)

[azrael300s]

@JohnnyDart76 bush said im going to bomb the united state in hell! XD (joke)

[JohnnyDart76]

@puppetmaster983: Fail. ;-p. 

[alienslasher53]

3:20 rape iminent

[TheBrandon9999]

Suck out my ass..... with a straw. = lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ect.

[gillstar34]

2:13

Me?Cheaper Pingas?HA!THATS RICH

[ericferrari2009]

I'm fine as long as they don't bomb canada.

[aezakmirules]

brown tails ?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?

WTF

[TheAndrewj96]

3:11-3:15 dumbest look ever

[rocksoliddude1]

destroy

[marin3snip3rs]

what is the song at .15-.21? its driving me crazy

[Kingtaylk]

Destroy Europe

[DannyMorel]

P P Pinges is useally I see....

[Shikunisai]

List of the songs? Anyone know the song in that the guy sings in the jail cell?

[themateo808ify]

Were those really the search results?

[boxoflizards]

At 0:04 its hard not laugh hard

[PYROHEAT9]

AWSOME

[MultiEvgin]

oh,come on why could,t he bomb the united states it would've bin awsome

[tobi1480]

0:46

right across the kisser!

[geometrycankissmyass]

kitty0706, I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS <3

[Atlacatonatl]

da video was ok until sonic came in

[mainchow10]

0:36 may be the funniest part of every youtube poop video.

[ironmadion55]

LOL 0:18

[TheCateon]

hay guys iv got a good line for a movie im propley make the line is: i want to PWN U!

[dmh091]

"I'm going to BOMB the [Bush Voice] United States"

Lol

[TheUb3rN3rd]

2:15

...Nice! I didnt know Tails could rap.

:)

0:28

*Windows start-up sound*

Looks like the King is a PC, not a Mac. lol.

He had to google how to destroy the world, thats funny.

Robotnik: "Licking PINGAS as usual I see"

XD

[monkeylad44]

You don't know SHIT about youtube poop do you? Lol

[LoganandWhiteDwarvs]

Not much. I just know that it's a way of saying "this video is hillarious and/or random." I know alot of videos that are in ytp. Me and SantaWithTeeth don't like calling are videos that (im not saying he and i are friends).

[monkeylad44]

Whatever, all I'm saying is the fact you expected this poop to be very much like the title at all, shows you don't watch a lot of YTP. They have these...traditions you learn about watching them. XD

[FullmetalTimo]

DEUTSCHLAND will destroy America xDD

[whateves10111110]

@FullmetalTimo Too late, Obama beat you to it.

[shinyleafsblog]

bo-bo-bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ombs. You want it-want it-want it-want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-ave enough ru-ru-ru-ru-roof.

[TheRandomkid321]

wait isnt tails orange

[MasterZebulin]

Wait a minute...cucco's aren't green...

[MrJdilo]

funny lololololololololololololo

[toughcookie409]

Sonic <3:Tails was right you are gay. omg i couldn't stop laughing P.S i luv sonic

[shadowfanguytjtjtj]

Please tell me where you got the satam clips.

[MyFavoriteYTClips]

lol at kings face at 0:16

[456chile]

i kno lolololololol

[jkunblade]

you should of had Sonic say "The fucks this shit?" at 3:55

[oggy1o2]

suck up my with a stav !

retarded girl crys ROFL!

[DS1Fan]

were thit u get the clip that starts at 1:15? can u link it?

[MuffinzAndPiez]

Wtf o.O

[QQMarkPS2]

LOL that's funny, was there a GTA IV vid in there?

[kylesalyer45]

SUCK IT OUT MAH ASS!...WIT A STRAW!

[bl3HNOOBYdumb]

ROFL @ 0:14

[nooblett101]

suck up my ass with a straw lol

[r3ini]

0:07

best part ahahahahah

[Puffthecarrier1]

1:14

[JigglyPuff569]

Where did you get that evil laugh from?

[AndyAKratz]

DMC4 Battle music & the comment "Mop up the cum" LOL ROFLMAO ;) LOLOLOL

[FrozenAnarchy]

2:20 - That is quite possibly the shittiest jail cell door I have ever seen.

[DoomZappo]

I agree

[J1428753]

what is the song at 2:16- 2:36 ?

[2UIROGA]

0:48 the best random lolness moment ever! :D

[nazilollo91]

2:49 Time has come!!!

[XTheFirstkazekageX]

DMC!!!music!lol love dat game ^_^

[TheYousuckproduction]

what song is tail singing

[PryzmatPercepcji]

"Its your my friend,as long if you have an of roof roof."

[carmelo580]

I lmao at 0:03 xD

[pocketlint60]

0:03 this is sooo how the scene should've actually been like in that game

[pimplup818]

now get to work, before tails licks my nuts!

[miesrah12]

the king is a terrorist

[ahedoooo]

LOL

[Zarzanator]

why was my comment on the song at 2:18 thumbed down? i said no offence to america???

[TheFloatingBrain]

Convert your dream machine into a ball sucking machine!

[ErosNuppy]

0:09-0:11

majorly funny!

[MrSuperkirbybros]

i know talkla

[mariobrothers99]

love the evil/epic music when he releases the missile

[Oidnoid]

now go mop up the cum!

lol

[greatspongebob123]

2:47 lol

[Kronoswrath]

0:16 - 0:20 i think that was target pratice

[hollowman126]

@okGHfreakO get the fuck over it asshole

[Kronoswrath]

a ball sucking machine!!

[greatspongebob123]

now u may like my balls!!!!! but but but!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[Sk1man15]

0:20 what song is that

[Yusep27]

lol 1:04 - 1:10

[twilightwarrior1]

Ah, so the real terrorists are from Hyrule. Should've known. Hyrule has been way too friendly to us.

[irathesomething]

@twilightwarrior1 of course.

[killarob06]

I want to know the name and who made of the song tails was rapping

[adikiba20]

ME TOO

[Pokeking45]

Now you may like my Balls!

I fell off my chair when I heard that! 5/5

[Zarzanator]

yo tell me the name of the song at 2:18 its sick ass!!! no offence to america

[Zarzanator]

lol i didnt know you could reply to urself!!

[Shadow78954]

why would you?

[TheEmulationZone]

LAALZ so freken funny

[DANNYSPIKEYBOI911]

0:36 Just when you thought he was just going to bomb the United states....now theres nowhere to go.....*sobs*.......XD

[TarynTideway]

lol 0:47

[GoWeegee]

Now go and mop up the cum made me lol

[ComradeJon]

Another great poop by kitty0706, as to be expected. I have to say that the perfect background music placement was what stood out the most in this for me. great job.

[yodude0000]

"Or tails will lick my nuts" Laughed so hard at that point.

[D4NT3D3VILF0RM]

you really hate zelda dont you?

[kitty0706]

You like fishsticks?

[D4NT3D3VILF0RM]

random question?nnnnnnope

[bloodshotclam]

@kitty0706 you like popcicles?

[Korakthecurse]

if this was a way to insult ameriCA

just wait till i get my hands on you

[jakez123456]

Well,you fail because he is an american

+ This is a fucking poop what did you expect genius

[kitty0706]

It seems you do not understand the Youtube Poop fandom :v

[Egroeg4]

Who cares anyway

[Korakthecurse]

Dude just get the hell of my back ok?

[spartan7302]

@Korakthecurse lol redneck

[RiotsWithEmos]

LOL!!!!!!! 2:50! 6 :) ^^

[RydersDC]

Awesome poop ! Mario, Luigi and the True Crime : New York Scene pwned.

[MasterBelmont]

It's good at first, but I don't get the Sonic stuff that starts happening.

[MasterBelmont]

Why the hell did you do that? It was starting to be a great video.

[J1428753]

flipmytext dot< com :P

[kattowitz3]

"Link! I'm going to bomb the Unites states!!"

Mwahahahahahaha

[ok123244]

love it

[hellbreaker6666]

kinda sounds like the punishers story at 2:17

[flimflabber]

EMERICA

[LordFalcey]

lol missle destroys gwonam

awesome vid 5 stars

[tannafgto]

Thats one hell of a poop lol great job

[ryanpappas]

whats the name of the song at 2:17

[darknightten]

hey at 3:56 did sonic say mega muck or mega fuck?

[Virgel9]

mega muck... but fuck is better :s

[stupidbluebird]

I hope I have enough roof.......

[supercolton64]

lol 'I espically didn't hear the part about bahlz'