whoa, feministic faux pas in the first 20 seconds. even though western civilization and its modern cultural manifestations favor the male perpective and personalities when it comes to philosophic thinkers i beg to dissent in the idea that there are no women in philosophy. ahem, [raises hand] i have an avid interest in the evolution of philosophy n its transcendental significance. not to mention simone de beauvoir, judith butler, nancy cartwright, emma goldman, and (for better or worse) ayn rand)
"No time for that, Walter, Sartre is stuffing that existential void fulla neumenon right now! Nietzsche doesn't want any part of that Catagorical Imperative bloodbath. Stay tuned for Thomas "The Leviathan" Hobbes...!" Too funny, guys! ;-)
Schopenhauer, while not an existentialist, definitely deserves the title of "Worlds Most Dangerous Philosopher". Who else has thrown old women down stairs?
Yeah, that's about how it would have gone. I'd put my money on Hobbes as well. Though if Leibniz made a visit with his monadology, that could create a really interesting match.
Plato, in reality, what ever that is (?) would probably kick all other philosophers' asses. In Greek "Plato" translates to literally mean "the broad". Yes, he was a rather big fellow who fought bravely during the Spartan & Greek war. I think Socrates would be a close second since he's obviously not afraid of death, and who also fought bravely. Any comments?
I consider Nietzsche the Zeus (remember No Holds Bar and WWF, also the big bad guy from Friday) of existentialism, while Kierkegaard the Hulk Hogan. In the end, Kierkegaard wins because he's the baby face, where as Nietzsche the heel. Perhaps one of Kierkegaard's dark pseudonyms represents his NWO days?
Oh sure, you are still in denial about what Kierkegaard did to his wife and autistic child. I bet you'd also deny how he got hooked to painkillers when he was trying to recover from the groin injury he received at the hands of Bentham and J.S. Mill.
I want to see Russell vs. Wittgenstein, now there's a grudgematch. Or how about Heideger vs. Kuafman.... I think the bone of contention there ought to be pretty obvious
Soren K's my man, this is exactly what would've happened...the flying leap of faith gets em' every time...I'd kinda like to hear the next match though...I'm putting my bets on Hobbes...
Ending sucked, dudes! Nietzsche, not unlike Chuck Norris, with a single thought would have melted Kierkegaard into a puddle of dysentery. Then, he'd wipe his mustache and go for a hike on his ass!
Stupid, ignorant children! Kant was, among other things, the predecessor of german idealism (Fichte, Hegel, Schelling), but NOT an existentialist! Blaise Pascal, who lived some decades before Kant was an existentialist, but Kant was not!
Kant as an Existentialist ... interesting ... I don't remember that at all. Kant was one of the very first to coin the term, " Phenomenology " but never existentialism. Oh, and I don't like this video.
Seeing how Nietzche never climbed out of the Aestectic stage of life; I would wager that he trembled at his concepts of Anxiety, and thus suffered a Sickness Unto Death.
wow the res is hurting my eyes
apex2000 1 year ago
whoa, feministic faux pas in the first 20 seconds. even though western civilization and its modern cultural manifestations favor the male perpective and personalities when it comes to philosophic thinkers i beg to dissent in the idea that there are no women in philosophy. ahem, [raises hand] i have an avid interest in the evolution of philosophy n its transcendental significance. not to mention simone de beauvoir, judith butler, nancy cartwright, emma goldman, and (for better or worse) ayn rand)
beatalice 1 year ago
i still say they "Archuleta'd" Kant
VoiceOfReasonQQ 1 year ago
@VoiceOfReasonQQ LOL...Descartes guilt by association.
VoiceOfReasonQQ 1 year ago
Platonic fallacy my aunt Fannie
ising2love 2 years ago
but ...but...but...Kant is right
prudence is the connection
ising2love 2 years ago
LOL, this is classic stuff, bravo guys!
AlannahBabalon156 2 years ago
Wrestlemania 25 is more better
danleafboy 2 years ago
and where is Descartes?
or Aquinas?
DrStrangefate 2 years ago
The addition of Walter Kaufman's needlessly detailed footnotes was hilarious.
alteregoash 3 years ago
? ¬_¬
619Juanma 3 years ago
Awesome!
Cthulttio 3 years ago
This is a nice video. Good work.
TheCanadianPrairies 3 years ago
this is classic
drkthms1 3 years ago
it would be sooo much more entertaining if you had actors acting out the personalities of them all ^_- good idea
cyanidemoon 3 years ago
"No time for that, Walter, Sartre is stuffing that existential void fulla neumenon right now! Nietzsche doesn't want any part of that Catagorical Imperative bloodbath. Stay tuned for Thomas "The Leviathan" Hobbes...!" Too funny, guys! ;-)
PhiZappaCrappa 3 years ago
"The Muscle" Russle? Seriously, everytime he moved that are I thought his flakey wrist was going to snap :S
MetalGearN30 3 years ago
Walter Kaufman only drank Stolie while translating, yo. "God is in the details"! ;-)
PhiZappaCrappa 3 years ago
lol
drkthms1 3 years ago
LMAO! That joke about Albert Camus biting Nietzsche's style actually made me go "OOOOOOOHHHH"
GuyaRicanMC 3 years ago
Schopenhauer, while not an existentialist, definitely deserves the title of "Worlds Most Dangerous Philosopher". Who else has thrown old women down stairs?
MostFamousDavid 3 years ago
Was Kaufman a big drinker in real life?
JohnWolfCat 4 years ago
kierkegaard would sacrifice them all
xhalmers860 4 years ago 4
Kant would rape all four of them at once. He may have only be 5 feet tall, but he could confound the Hell out of anyone.
pojorisin 4 years ago
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this is just stupid.
mieery 4 years ago
I vill bee vaiting foah UberMania...
K.
EdDuMonde 4 years ago
Yeah, that's about how it would have gone. I'd put my money on Hobbes as well. Though if Leibniz made a visit with his monadology, that could create a really interesting match.
uberlastman 4 years ago
Kierkegaard!
Samanmotlagh 4 years ago
Kant would have won. Easy.
silentfrog 4 years ago
check out the monty python philosophy football game
alcarizma 4 years ago 3
Plato, in reality, what ever that is (?) would probably kick all other philosophers' asses. In Greek "Plato" translates to literally mean "the broad". Yes, he was a rather big fellow who fought bravely during the Spartan & Greek war. I think Socrates would be a close second since he's obviously not afraid of death, and who also fought bravely. Any comments?
bpope123 4 years ago
I consider Nietzsche the Zeus (remember No Holds Bar and WWF, also the big bad guy from Friday) of existentialism, while Kierkegaard the Hulk Hogan. In the end, Kierkegaard wins because he's the baby face, where as Nietzsche the heel. Perhaps one of Kierkegaard's dark pseudonyms represents his NWO days?
SexPanther235 4 years ago
Kierkegaard used to be my favorite philosopher until he murder/suicided his wife and child :(
newsradiohead 4 years ago
wtf are talking about? kierkegaard killed his child and wife?!!
shinobi1311991 4 years ago
I have no idea what this person is talking about.
NullShade 4 years ago
Kierkegaard never married or had kids.
uberlastman 4 years ago
Oh sure, you are still in denial about what Kierkegaard did to his wife and autistic child. I bet you'd also deny how he got hooked to painkillers when he was trying to recover from the groin injury he received at the hands of Bentham and J.S. Mill.
newsradiohead 4 years ago
Don't worry. I got the joke.
Some of us philosophers can be so clueless about the objective phenomenon that occur around us in these modern times.
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pgvphimzbhsx 4 years ago
That Flying leap of faith gets 'em every time.
tybaltx 4 years ago
I want to see Russell vs. Wittgenstein, now there's a grudgematch. Or how about Heideger vs. Kuafman.... I think the bone of contention there ought to be pretty obvious
lancetheiv 4 years ago
this was stupid. Let me guess where it came from, college television?
sadafzahoor 5 years ago
Awesome...
Soren K's my man, this is exactly what would've happened...the flying leap of faith gets em' every time...I'd kinda like to hear the next match though...I'm putting my bets on Hobbes...
mrroftheg 5 years ago
Ending sucked, dudes! Nietzsche, not unlike Chuck Norris, with a single thought would have melted Kierkegaard into a puddle of dysentery. Then, he'd wipe his mustache and go for a hike on his ass!
cultusstultus 5 years ago
Nietzsche rules!!! Also, awesome Walter Kaufman impression.
cultusstultus 5 years ago
Stupid, ignorant children! Kant was, among other things, the predecessor of german idealism (Fichte, Hegel, Schelling), but NOT an existentialist! Blaise Pascal, who lived some decades before Kant was an existentialist, but Kant was not!
Kynos1 5 years ago
good stuff!! philosophy of comedy sounds like something the field needs. i wouldnt call it existential tho.
listeningriffin 5 years ago
Kant as an Existentialist ... interesting ... I don't remember that at all. Kant was one of the very first to coin the term, " Phenomenology " but never existentialism. Oh, and I don't like this video.
PhilosopherMystic 5 years ago
i would have liked to see the matches myself?
lazyoldsun 5 years ago
A+ for a drunken passed out Kaufmann.
skrewey 5 years ago
Kant is an existentialist?
bmankazaam 5 years ago
The sound sucks! Besides Nietzsche would win, after all he was a bit insane and unafraid of any form of pain.
ohem 5 years ago
Seeing how Nietzche never climbed out of the Aestectic stage of life; I would wager that he trembled at his concepts of Anxiety, and thus suffered a Sickness Unto Death.
Kierkegaard73 5 years ago
I second that!
GrishanMisha 5 years ago