Lucky for you i am not white. I spend most of my time keeping it real, staying true to the game, stayin' gangster, holdin' it down, and in my spare time, i holler at my boys. "
if you're hipster you'll deny existence, you can say you're all cool and shit but you defeat the purpose of a hipster. it was funny though i'll give big ups to you
it's what bike messengers use to tie up their bike. It's a big ol chain with a lock that's nearly impossible to break. The hipsters took over the bike messenger thing...they started with the messenger bags, and now it's the messenger bikes
Well they might be lame but at least "hipsters" don't have tired-ass dreads; dirty DIY anarchist kids, self-absorbed sententious activists and aging ravers, desperately holding on to their youth, have dreads.
Lucky for you i am not white. I spend most of my time keeping it real, staying true to the game, stayin' gangster, holdin' it down, and in my spare time, i holler at my boys.
I'm sorry but every frat party I've been to has had PBR kegs... I live in NC... REDNECKS drink PBR. There are much better beers out there for the same damn price, you guys just like it because it's fucking trendy. PBR sucks bawls.
It's actually been popular among white trash for years, as well as punx and skins. But out of your bottom of the cooler dirty thirty for $15 its the most well known, and has the most shit with like t-shirts and belt buckles that those hipster choades can accessorise with.
Although I never really liked Pabst that much myself, if youre gonna drink beer that taste's like shit, atleast make it malt liquor. 6% beats the hell out of 3.5% when it tastes like you're drinking battery acid.
ahh everybody shut up, PBR actually is a good beer. especially for the price. they recently won some major award in their category. Of course, I liked it before it was cool
PBR IS NOT A GOOD BEER... I cannot believe you just it was, in PBR's category there are plenty of better beers. The only award it should win is most popular hipster drink.
fucking snob shut the fuck up. It's right there on the box: "2006 Gold Medal Winner, Great American Beer Festival, American-Style Lager." All of a sudden the "hipsters" like PBR, for some reason. But you're being the real elitist here if you decide to bash it only for that reason. it actually is a good beer, that's my opinion, don't waste your time tryin to tell me Im wrong "I cannot believe you just it was (sic)", just shut up nobody cares. and CAPS dont make you any more correct.
no shame in livin w/ mom, the shame is how much extra effort you had to go thru to get yer hair to dread like that. Real dreads happen accidentally when people actually don't care about their image, for example Buddhist yogis wearing loincloths and owning nothing. FuCK TRUSTAFARIANS!!!
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS eunice...IAM 11 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO15 PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2 NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALLYOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT...no send back
WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS eunice...IAM 11 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO15 PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2 NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALLYOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT...no send back
anyone who changes his name to tedevan (!) is obviously just the type of vacuous, vain pea brained hipster he thinks he's mocking. try some self loathiing, its not like you cant find a reason. narcisism is ugly, brah
LOL you are crazy. i love this. these stereotypes are so over the top i don't know anything about youth culture anymore < even though i am one. but are all hipsters like that? i don't consider myself a hipster in a fashion sense, but maybe in a musical sense. but i don't feel cooler than anyone else. nice dreads by the way, if i am in fact speaking with the creator of this film. make like a funky mosquito's tweeter and out like a soul rebel.
Hey confused by what exactly a hipster is? Check out my latest video on my channel for an exclusive interview with a world renowed hipster expert!
therealdivine 6 months ago
THE COOLEST HIPSTER EVER sounds like an oxymoron.
ThatIsNotMyMama 1 year ago
sooo awesomeeeeeeeeee
crzymonkey64 1 year ago
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vtocce
2 years ago
Lucky for you i am not white. I spend most of my time keeping it real, staying true to the game, stayin' gangster, holdin' it down, and in my spare time, i holler at my boys. "
HAHAHAHA.
TheGoldenWrench 1 year ago
Oh well, he's still hot.
Amandaloof 2 years ago
"It looks like you just woke up and you WERE this fuckin' cool."
Ceaser486 2 years ago
xpac
futuremills 2 years ago
"Kerouac lived with his mother, therest no shame in that" haha.
only by then he was an alcoholic :(
ossowiecki 2 years ago
stereotyping bitches...
ty22lerb 2 years ago
"you are so circa 1979, it hurts." hahaha
Bulldog22031 2 years ago 3
if you're hipster you'll deny existence, you can say you're all cool and shit but you defeat the purpose of a hipster. it was funny though i'll give big ups to you
robbiebalboa 3 years ago
Sure you can, hipsters are contradictory :)
Jugglerclown 2 years ago
why is that porn sites try and exploit the coolest hipster ever. Dam you Porn dam you but not in any sort of judgmental way.
slackerprophet 3 years ago
Hey Vince I got two new videos I think you will dig them go to this account to check them out.
slackerprophet 3 years ago
Fucking hilarious well done
STREETLURK 3 years ago
'79 cool?.Those were the days of punk.
Coolest time,more like '59,then it held on another ten years.
kub73158 3 years ago
talk about ego
xMissBubbleGuMx 3 years ago
Great piece of art. wonderful work. it was poetic.
Lejondotcom 3 years ago
Hah Tedevan in a tie! Never thought I would see the day
diskman66 3 years ago
looks like Sebastien Tellier
spa2ghett 3 years ago
Coolest hippie?
The only thing sadder than hipsters are the dorks that are threatened by them.
allrequiredfields 3 years ago
wtf is a kryptonite chain? lol
Janezlk 3 years ago
it's what bike messengers use to tie up their bike. It's a big ol chain with a lock that's nearly impossible to break. The hipsters took over the bike messenger thing...they started with the messenger bags, and now it's the messenger bikes
FlyingKaveman 3 years ago
uncoolest hippy ever...ever...ever
duuwanye1 3 years ago
not hippie
syddanelectro 3 years ago
GOOD ONE
2JOHNNYT 3 years ago
hahahaha
majimafia 3 years ago
I think you've ment:
THE BIGGEST EGO EVER
PsychoNurseNL 3 years ago
yes it is true but that is kind of the point
slackerprophet 3 years ago
Hippy
b4mv07 3 years ago
So what is a hipster?; someone who dress like old times?; CHECK YOUR TV NOW; maybe you become one if you dont change your clothes and look soon.
ViejoIvan 3 years ago
UNHIPSTER!
UNHIPSTER!
UNHIPSTER!
no hipster ever admits to being a hipster!
D:
BabyLovesAbortion 3 years ago 2
hahahaha i live on morgan ave!
notthatbadtoday 4 years ago
I act just like him. I'm such a hipster.
whoaGirl12 4 years ago
Did I see your space monkey ass on a Nickelback video?
twistdement 4 years ago
Yes.
CoolestHipsterEver 4 years ago 2
kinda weak, actually. you just seem tired.
eselgeist 4 years ago
slow, but you cant beat the comment on Italian guys living in their mothers' wombs till their forty...
dubveedout 4 years ago
This guy is running for President of the United States. My favorite candidate by far.
kikijoi 4 years ago
Well they might be lame but at least "hipsters" don't have tired-ass dreads; dirty DIY anarchist kids, self-absorbed sententious activists and aging ravers, desperately holding on to their youth, have dreads.
allrequiredfields 4 years ago
THE STROKES ARE NOT A JOKE
joanneheartsstrokes 4 years ago
joanneheartsstrokes :
THE STROKES ARE NOT A JOKE
hahaha!
carly4eyes 4 years ago
Likewise ha ha.
The Strokes are the Monkees with a drinking problem. How cute.
SesameStrut 4 years ago
Krypotnite chain... you mean business.
sightunseen9 4 years ago
The coolest hipster parody ever.
distortedfuzz 4 years ago
Yeah fucking stupid HIPSTER!!!!! by the way come and check my myspace profile... I'm a cooler hipster than that guy!
freymaroto 4 years ago
you lose son
justincantafio 4 years ago
more like central european general alterantive
gpwell 4 years ago
lol, there harmless tho.
stopchewingthatgum 4 years ago
stupid hipsters, although they're better than goths, that's for sure
jchuckt 4 years ago
die hipster scum
butterflyeaves 4 years ago
I just died at 'You are so circa 1979, it hurts.'
HOHO, GOOD ONE, LOL.
fangoriouslyawesome 4 years ago 2
hahaha funny
make one about metrosexuals
white people are weenies
19505555 4 years ago
Racist tosser
MisterH1981 4 years ago
"before you the 'yeah yeah yeahs' were just 'yeah'" HAHAHA
prospectnyc 4 years ago
"before you the yeah yeah yeahs were just yeah"
love it!
cloclo902003 4 years ago 2
White guys with dreads look like crap.
deadredeyes 4 years ago 4
Lucky for you i am not white. I spend most of my time keeping it real, staying true to the game, stayin' gangster, holdin' it down, and in my spare time, i holler at my boys.
vtocce 4 years ago 15
rofl!
ZellerX 4 years ago
miller lite is the best beer by far and chicago is where it's at
tommyblunt 4 years ago
Apparently I've been in the dark, PBR is now cool?
I thought only rednecks drank that shit.
AnotherPersonMan 4 years ago
dude. pabst is the beer of indie rock. it's cheap and isn't a frat beer like natty light. doesn't make it a good beer, but it is popular.
yosoylalangosta 4 years ago
I'm sorry but every frat party I've been to has had PBR kegs... I live in NC... REDNECKS drink PBR. There are much better beers out there for the same damn price, you guys just like it because it's fucking trendy. PBR sucks bawls.
AnotherPersonMan 4 years ago
PBR is a frat beer NOW because frat boys always adopt trends after they've run their course. Just like backwards ballcaps.
But when I think of frat parties, I still think of the beast.
illwauk 3 years ago
FUCK PBR
huzza 3 years ago
PBR is cheap. That's why fraternities buy it. PS, it tastes like urine, so the jokes on you for drinking it just because it was a fad, you toolbag.
maomao200 3 years ago
pabst blue ribbion ... indie kids weird dosn't make sense i always imagned it would be some kinda of wine cooler pussy drinks for pussy kids
sergigahr 4 years ago
It's actually been popular among white trash for years, as well as punx and skins. But out of your bottom of the cooler dirty thirty for $15 its the most well known, and has the most shit with like t-shirts and belt buckles that those hipster choades can accessorise with.
Although I never really liked Pabst that much myself, if youre gonna drink beer that taste's like shit, atleast make it malt liquor. 6% beats the hell out of 3.5% when it tastes like you're drinking battery acid.
johnriot0i 4 years ago
Steele Reserve is the best deal, IMO.
AnotherPersonMan 4 years ago
ahh everybody shut up, PBR actually is a good beer. especially for the price. they recently won some major award in their category. Of course, I liked it before it was cool
LLZamenhoff 4 years ago
PBR IS NOT A GOOD BEER... I cannot believe you just it was, in PBR's category there are plenty of better beers. The only award it should win is most popular hipster drink.
SkateFluckit 4 years ago
fucking snob shut the fuck up. It's right there on the box: "2006 Gold Medal Winner, Great American Beer Festival, American-Style Lager." All of a sudden the "hipsters" like PBR, for some reason. But you're being the real elitist here if you decide to bash it only for that reason. it actually is a good beer, that's my opinion, don't waste your time tryin to tell me Im wrong "I cannot believe you just it was (sic)", just shut up nobody cares. and CAPS dont make you any more correct.
LLZamenhoff 4 years ago
it's not about being a snob, man. pbr sucks. it's watery.
drink something around 9.5% and you'll see what i'm talking about.
yosoylalangosta 3 years ago
JOOSE!!!
LightningStrikes89 3 years ago
Like it!
oliverburke 4 years ago
no shame in livin w/ mom, the shame is how much extra effort you had to go thru to get yer hair to dread like that. Real dreads happen accidentally when people actually don't care about their image, for example Buddhist yogis wearing loincloths and owning nothing. FuCK TRUSTAFARIANS!!!
Indra420 4 years ago
fuck yeah preach on
LLZamenhoff 4 years ago
freakin' hysterical - i knew this guy!
girlgr00vy 4 years ago
Man, you can't self-label as a hipster. That's like saying, "my mom says I'm cool." It probably means you aren't.
nnnicck 4 years ago
haha chicago!
JillianDee 4 years ago
Self hypnosis is fun.
laurabee4 4 years ago
fuckin hipster comment right there
sz42781 4 years ago
LOL! this is random but ur voice is awesome
lgfuad4lyf 4 years ago
hahahaha
hipsterscout 4 years ago
Hey! It's that weirdo from Blind Date!
ChavHardMan 4 years ago
song by brmc.
Antarctic1 4 years ago
lol, conformity to noncomformity.
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Ayruki 4 years ago
Very funny. :D
And for you haters out there, I want to introduce a new word to you. Can you say "satire", boys and girls? Geesh.
hurricanerae 4 years ago
"patmaloney (2 days ago)
dreadlocks, ties, and gay oakley glasses arent 'hipster' at all."
i totally agree with patmaloney. if it wasn't for the fact that you look absolutely unlike a hipster, all the commentary would have been hilarious.
charwash 5 years ago
dreadlocks, ties, and gay oakley glasses arent 'hipster' at all.
patmaloney 5 years ago
haha yeah The L Train and Williamsburg, 40 year old hipsters everywhere
shizadi1989 5 years ago
lol the L train!
HBheartsTB 5 years ago
anyone who changes his name to tedevan (!) is obviously just the type of vacuous, vain pea brained hipster he thinks he's mocking. try some self loathiing, its not like you cant find a reason. narcisism is ugly, brah
farshtinkena 5 years ago
fuckin hipsters...
aleatoric12 5 years ago
freakin kool
gpawitandra 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA how accurate.
iamthepinkylifter 5 years ago
hilarious
sherribailey75 5 years ago
LOL you are crazy. i love this. these stereotypes are so over the top i don't know anything about youth culture anymore < even though i am one. but are all hipsters like that? i don't consider myself a hipster in a fashion sense, but maybe in a musical sense. but i don't feel cooler than anyone else. nice dreads by the way, if i am in fact speaking with the creator of this film. make like a funky mosquito's tweeter and out like a soul rebel.
theoubliette 5 years ago