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  • Am I the only one who can relate on such a personal level as to his lack of intimate pursuits?

  • Sirrah xD

  • I wish I had the nose bleeding power

  • where does that oooaahh sound come form?

  • That song is Welcome Back by Mase.

  • He makes the phantom of the opera look like a little bitch

  • JESUS!

    total a-hole in real live,anyhow...

  • Wait... how'd he kill Amir if he can't touch a Hebrew?

  • lmao That romantic pickle line is classic.

  • When he makes theor nose'e bleed, is it just a scaring tactic, or is he giving them a brain tumor? Is it referencing anything? Also, what song is that at 1:00?

  • "CURSES!!! -- Sorry, whazzaat you said?"

  • I had NO idea Sarah could sing so good!

  • I like how you can see blood stains on the desk at 0:05 and Amir's glasses...

  • Story of my life.

    Just when it starts going good with a girl I get all awkward and start talking about chopping things up with gigantic cleavers.

  • hey qu....i wonder what he was goigg to say?

  • @MyQuakers Quick Question. He always does.

  • what is this song?

  • i wont burn you...lol

  • Phantom killed Amir! The blood on the desk was in the shape of his hands and I saw his glasses there.

  • 1:05

    srsly, where is that music from?

  • Have you guys realised the blood on his desk at 1:47 lol, he's definately jerked off over sarah too hard!

  • 'jesus yeah he's kind of an a-hole in real life lol

  • Anyone notice the blood on Amir's desk? 0.0

  • I swear Sarah has an Iphone 4 already

    

  • ketchup and hotsauce in the beginning.

    maybe that's what they make the blood out of?

  • @EL1PINGUIN1LOCO1 ive haard that its Mozart`s Requiem- Introitus

  • LOL; I didn't know Streeter and Sarah could sing so well! 

  • ooouuuWEHH. LOL. They REALLY REALLY REALLY FREAKING NEED to make a Phantom of the office segment.

  • i thought the phantom had a wife

  • @TheAwesome45 they all burnt to death

  • @TheAwesome45 She died in a fire.

  • @TheAwesome45 Probably burnt her...:L

  • Nooooooo! Amir Why?!?!?!?!?!?

    (or am i the only one who noticed the beginning)

  • He sounds like AHnold!

  • damn sarah can sure sing

  • "i think she doesnt want to date you cause of the whole..burning to death thing" - Best relationship advice ever

  • Mr. Caaartaaiir.

  • @callofduty497 Die Hardly Working, I think

  • uhhh... why does amir have ketchup and tabasco sauce on his desk? because of the nuggets?

  • @bluedolphin4295 Optimistic, nice.

  • what is that music that goes on every time phantoms eyes glow????

  • @callofduty497 die hardly working

  • ooo-OOO-weh *nose bleeds*

  • @superspaceeggs EGGCELLENT

  • jake and phantom

  • Bring phantom back

  • "I won't burn you." lmao

  • "CURSEEEESS"!!! i love the phalon so much!

  • 1:03 Doctor Who music

  • @theclipreaper fuck yeah!

  • @SuperShayNicole ya watch college humer live it funny how they put it

  • why does amir have ketchup and tobasco on his desk at 00:00

  • 00:03 did the phantom just fucking kill amir in less then a second or something..... HE IS TEH GREATEST ASSASIN OF ALL TIME

  • Jake and Amir = Genious

    Streeter/Phantom = king of Genious

  • i thought phantom could not touch a "hebrew"

  • Didn't anyone notice the glass on the dest just dissepierd?

  • "romantic pickle" XD

  • b the w.

    JOIN ME FOR SWINE MEAT

  • se'RAAAAH

  • CURSES!

  • lmao!! when he makes they nose bleed XD

  • Phantom should have been on Streeter's side during the Hardly Working: Rap Battle.... you gotta love him jamming

  • OMG he killed Amir!!!

  • LOL he found his way into 'Jake and Amir'

  • jake will never forget his toll

  • CURSES!

  • @Therktv dick

  • Oh no!!! Amir! -/3

  • You need a pretty big cleaver to slaughter a hog that weighs 20 stone

  • i want the power of making people's nose bleed by thinking about it...

  • b the w are you dining anywhere tonight?

  • Jake's shirt changed.

  • Sarah really isn't all that hot.

  • @JamesIV664 in this video she isnt. but now is... sorta.

  • So what? Amir just like... died and was put under the desk? xD I wonder if he actually /is/ an a-hole in real life...

  • FACT: The original actress playing Christine in The Phantom of the Opera (Musical) was played by a woman also named Sarah. (Brightman)

    Yes, I am a total Phantom geek and freaked out when I saw this.

  • did he murder Amir, because his glasses are on the desk and theres blood prints on his desk.

  • CURSES!

  • "you know, some of these hogs weight 20 stone!"

    lmao

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  • That asshole phantom totally ruined what would have been a hilarious Jake and Amir episode

  • CURSESSSSSS!

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  • damn Sarah can sing

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  • This is probably my favorite College Humor video, which is saying alot.

  • 0:53

    Epic.

  • I love the music they play when he uses his powers

  • Curses!!!! haha

  • anyone else wanna watch phantom of the opera now?

  • @schoolrumble watched it way before this...

  • @schoolrumble me XD

  • hey. i realized that at 1:26 there is a pic of julia nunes behind jakes desk

  • @80lemon80 i think that might actually be of his gf--but they do look similar

  • Join me to dine on swine. XD

  • "Can a brother deep his D in that before burns it to death"

    I almost choked on my spit.

  • @charliesplinter

    its

    "cant a brother dip his d in that"

    i cant believe 8 people are that stupid

  • @charliesplinter hahahahahaa

  • we need moar of this!

  • Ok, Phantom is my favorite character now. xD Haha! What beautiful personality :)

  • its sah-rAh

  • Lol I have a bit of a romantic pickle... And a girl problem. Did you just call your dick a romantic pickle? What's left of it, yes.

  • hey guys do u see amir glass and his blood at  00:03 too 00:06

  • omg, Jake is such a good actor.. You can tell at the end :P

    love it.

  • romantic pickle...the point thats left.

    LOLDEAD

  • did anyone else notice that amir has ketchup and tabasco on his desk?

  • OMG poor amir

  • the fantom guy and those other who made this crap will pay for what they started

  • @ketakuzo fantom?, spelling is fun....

  • God, that music when Phantom gives that glare is EPIC!!!! XDD Risk utter damnation.

  • wtf happened to amir?! his desk is all bloody!! lol

  • *Death glare*

    *Pat's nose starts bleeding*

    hahaha

  • CURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry was that you said?

  • CURSES!!!

  • hahah i alwasy forget this is streeter

  • Ketchup !!!!

  • The suggestion list on the right absolutely sucks! I have to type in the search to find the sequels!!!!

  • wait so phantom IS a human

  • @metalrocks19737 was a human :P

    the chacter they got this from was a human he isnt after the accedent hes more like a very intelegent mutant pychopath

  • @miiror13 i just got schooled

  • @metalrocks19737 Actually, he WAS a human...

  • First frame Jake is on his laptop, second frame with jake and his laptop was gone and a glass of water was there then the shot with Streeter the water is gone. And i never knew Ketchup, hot sauce and water made a realistic blood

  • 0:56 - 1:14 is epic lmao

  • join me for swine meat

  • look at streeter's eyes, he is so into this phantom thing, awesome

  • And that doesn't change no matter how far removed you are from the rest of your species. Oh I see them, as the walk the streets playfully and joyfully, skipping along and singing, while I, cold and alone, huddle beneath them, haunting their nightmares, like they haunt my dreams.

  • CURSES!!!!!! sorry wuzzah you said?

    hahahahahahahaha hilarious

  • Funniest phantom episode.

  • OMG!!!!PHANTOM KILLED AMIR!!!0:01 look by phantoms hands at 0:03

  • holy shit

  • CURSES!!!!

  • Sarah's outfit om this video is something from Gap Kids thats meant for a 12 year old.

    

  • i think amir's blood is made of ketchup and Tabasco sauce.... >.>

  • 0:05 look at the desk!!

  • First second he is on his laptop then goes back to amir saying jake then its gone lol.

  • Cause I wanna split her down the middle..

    LMFAO!!

  • "OH OOH EHH"

    LOL SO GOOD

  • Did you just call ur dick a romantic pickle?

    Cant a brother dip his D in that before he burns her???

  • 166 people have romantic pickles

  • dramitic music then bloodnose, college humor is genius

  • what happend to Amir?

  • CURSES

  • Ha ha ha ha what's this guy suppose to be jesus cousin lol

  • @snipingmon5t3r He allegedly killed Jesus, or so Sarah thinks, he told her Jesus "killed" himself

  • Didn't ANYONE notice the bloody handprints on the desk?

  • @VodnikTressel And Amir's glasses…

  • @VodnikTressel that was amir's blood

  • @VodnikTressel  Also the ketchup and tabassco sauce bottles behind amir/phantom's desk?

  • that jam. forsho.

  • I wonder why Amir has ketchup and tobasco sauce on his desk.(:

  • Mase! Welcome back!

  • CURSES!!! srry waz that you say?? :P lol

  • Lol...

    I've got a bit of a romantic pickle... Ive also got a problem with a girl...

  • Poor Castles... he's always getting into trouble.

  • lol you kidding bro? its cassels*

  • lol i love jakes reaction at the end

  • Sarah has an amazing voice O_O; 

  • "about that big... is the cleaver"

  • This reminds me of chad vader :/

  • im surprised no douchebags commented yet saying that sarah and streeter need a metronome

  • Streeters not, Sarah is a really good singer tho.

  • Wow. Streeter and Sarah are actually pretty good at singing!

  • lol anyone who speaks to sarah gets nose bleeds now like pat and jake

    oh and now we know the real reason amir died in my super not chill ghost roommate lol

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  • CUURSESS!!!

  • Amir's glasses aren't positioned correctly then they vanish later on also

  • Amir's glasses aren't positioned correctly

  • "CURSES!!... Sorry wuzzatused?"

  • CURSES!!!!!

    Sorry whats that you says?

  • doesn't he kind've seem like a more funny V from V for Vendetta?

  • 0:01 you can see the ketchup and something else on the table that theyre gonna use to simulate amirs blood hahaha

  • 'Jesus'

    'Total A-hole in real life..'

    haha didn't notice that first time lol :L definately do more phantom vids :D

  • i've got a bit of a romantic pickle... i've also got a problem with a girl.

  • at 0:06 i think that's julia nunes in the bottom left corner of jake's desk

  • LMAO b the w

  • i....i won'y burn you. "shakes head"

  • Jesus... What did he do to Amir?

  • right when phantom popped up i screamed "Oh Jesus" at the same time

  • i wont burn you.

  • "Jesus!"

    "Total A-hole in real life, anywho..."

    hahaha