I'm just glad that there was no lemon involved in this video unlike their other videos in which lemons are a solution to every problem or play part in the process of solving.
Hahaha, Can you imagine.. If you were having sex with someone and they said something really awkward like... 'Shiver me timbers' or 'I would love for you stick an umbrella in my...'
I want to suck your bleak then I want you to finger my bleak so hard that you make me bleak for more. Oh baby how much I want to bleak your bleaky bleak so hard. I want to bleak your bleak because it's so bleaking bleak.
Only half of people got turned on from dirty talk? Wtf is wrong with the other half lol.. talking about cookies and a-track tapes prob gets em' in the mood I guess.
shut up now you stupid cunt and up your skirt now bitch, I'm making a hot dog with those pieces of shaved bread and my chunk of meat and mayonaisse, you filthy slut
Just get drunk , you can say all sorts of filthy shit when your drunk
MegaStevenhyde 2 days ago
why are you encouraging people to watch porn!!!!
bratzcat555 1 week ago
There encouring people too watch porn???? :)
PinkyBlue159 2 weeks ago
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MissSarahVEVO 2 weeks ago
@MissSarahVEVO You're desperate.
vTempaaah 1 week ago in playlist Oh, You Sexy Thang!
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MissSarahVEVO 3 days ago
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MissSarahVEVO 3 days ago
finally... a hot guy on howcast.
BLTLipgloss1998 3 weeks ago
I've liked dirty talk since I was 11, even though I had no sexual hormones.
ItsMoriashkiBitches 3 weeks ago
I have a boner.
jfase12 1 month ago
Hi simone:)
jfase12 1 month ago
Girl- I'm gonna work this
Partner- Oh yeah :D
Girl- I'm gonna make this mine ;p
Partner- Go ahead baby :P
Girl- I'm gonna piss on your face! ;P
Girl- Then I'm going to fart in your mouth!! >:)
Girl- And then I'm gonna shit on this walls!!! >:D>
partner- O.O
lavacamoo32 2 months ago 17
@lavacamoo32 scary movie YES!
AGdiesalot 1 month ago
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lavacamoo32 2 months ago
I came here for the hilarious comments.
Iwuzhere321 4 months ago 11
IT puts the lotion on its skin O.O
DubStepVIIX 6 months ago
I'm just glad that there was no lemon involved in this video unlike their other videos in which lemons are a solution to every problem or play part in the process of solving.
chamunda9979 7 months ago
im gonna cum in your pretty little mouth oh yea suck thaty dick etc...
derboss777 8 months ago
It's puts the penis in the vagina.
islanderboi89 11 months ago 5
OHHHHH!!! YESSS YESSSS!!!! SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!!
islanderboi89 11 months ago 9
oh stick your "explicit" into my "explicit" and finger my tight "explicit"
islanderboi89 11 months ago 4
"i love the way your bleeping my bleep" lmao
EvenButterflysLie 11 months ago 7
"Pick up rude lines and sexy scenarios by watching some porn"
Hellomynameiscolby3 1 year ago
"your ass smells so fucking raunchy! rarrwr!!!!" "hmmm"
jennawutz 1 year ago 3
it's dirty talk.. obviously it's going to turn you on.
2k7friends2k7 1 year ago
Hahaha, Can you imagine.. If you were having sex with someone and they said something really awkward like... 'Shiver me timbers' or 'I would love for you stick an umbrella in my...'
gatersy 1 year ago 7
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islanderboi89 11 months ago
YOU FUCKING LITTLE WHORE~!
YOU LIKE THIS BIG HAIRY DICK STUFFED IN YOUR PUSSY?!
SEX WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!
fyourcouchnigga 1 year ago 2
lmao! this is great
foolishmistakez 1 year ago
i love how your bleeping my bleep lol gotta love:)
tyleah13 1 year ago
LMFAO. THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS.
AlphaSulphur 1 year ago 2
العلم نور
ammar012345 1 year ago
first
kittyprincess2100 1 year ago
that girl too hot for him
Bman4life28 1 year ago
i call my girl a bitch n it makes her want it more
12B4Uthekid 1 year ago
thats emmanuel and ewerlina having sex lol
JCKOMBAT 1 year ago
You Going To Show Me How To Make Them Orgasm Too Howcast?
hurricanebros 1 year ago
1:15
It could've been worse: he could've started laughing.
2wingo 1 year ago
oh well (:
Dirty talk tonite LOL
luisvillasenor90 2 years ago
she is so hawt
zxcvbnm1256 2 years ago 3
This is retarded... no one should recomend watching porn.
Honestly.
unloveyouX2 2 years ago
She definitely should bleep her bleep before bleeping...
Tressco 2 years ago 3
COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG
210texas210pimp 2 years ago 59
@210texas210pimp yap
juthawong 1 year ago
lmao
SweetlilBoy 2 years ago
LOL
sooo LAME
is this vid really necessary? :D
hungarianTEK 2 years ago 2
O M F G
sushisroxmysox 2 years ago
"you're going to LOVE this prison sex!!"
you will need:
a salad to toss
thwipp 2 years ago 6
Optional: Porn Movies :D
sio42 2 years ago 4
watching porn is my fav part u can beep my beeping beep that reminds me of the smurfs she smurfed my smurf are u smurfing kidding me
smoothcriminaldude 2 years ago 2
lol "i love the way you are bleeping my bleep"
btkw 2 years ago 53
Wow...Howcast did a sex tutorial. Life is complete. XD
Nidonemo 2 years ago 7
wow this is the first time i ever heard a chick say watch some porn.
ppp9922 2 years ago 3
@ppp9922 jeez you dont talk to girls very often then huh?
sio42 2 years ago
im gone marklar your marklar, yeah.. gargle my marklar
DrButayobread 2 years ago 2
fuck'n A
hallnoats4ever 2 years ago
COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG
210texas210pimp 2 years ago 3
@210texas210pimp lol
franksy08 2 years ago
@210texas210pimp LMFAOOOO
dcamposdog 2 years ago
i Always use thies words when im with my WOMEN! Hmmm grill Ur fat a$% looks nice and tasty!
Or
Hey Bi(·&CH SUCK MY BLEEP!
or
Turn around i wana F&/·(K You right know!!!!!
Or
SUCK MY C($&" U DIRTY LITTLE HAMPSTER!!
And when Ur about to Cum..scream SNIPAAA WIFFALL PIIAAWW!!! ( U have to watch " DOD:How to realism" to get that joke hahaha.Aswom vid hahaha..)
But yeah! Use thies words and u will get really turned on!
AJsfree2toke 2 years ago
0:34 " I love the way you are fucking me fucker" ?
MessivoKaxto 2 years ago
I want to suck your bleak then I want you to finger my bleak so hard that you make me bleak for more. Oh baby how much I want to bleak your bleaky bleak so hard. I want to bleak your bleak because it's so bleaking bleak.
TheFREAKO666 2 years ago 3
I love the way your bleeping my bleep
Sickness4119 2 years ago 4
seriously, howcast has been dirty as of lately9edible panties)
654ha123 2 years ago
hahaha xD
I thought everyone knew how to talk dirty
prettycool41o 2 years ago
And always say cock instead of dick!
PlushJake 2 years ago
oh my god
Maniworld1996 2 years ago
that girl is so hot, what is she doing with a dirtbag like him. she should be with me
yaay0 2 years ago
@yaay0
lol, jealous much?
noregrets92 2 years ago
@yaay0
... How do you know he's a dirt bag?
Presumptuous asshole.
YourLordVicious 2 years ago
@YourLordVicious sorry, i didn't realize i was talking bad about your boyfriend. faggot.
yaay0 2 years ago
@yaay0 Hey, if you want in, you need only ask.
I bet you're a babyface...
YourLordVicious 2 years ago
OwO They're really doing everything on Howcast, aren't they?
LovelessNightingale 2 years ago
@LovelessNightingale lol
Maniworld1996 2 years ago
FINALLY SHIT I CAN USE!
billybatson55 2 years ago 4
ya right shithead
Kserios 2 years ago
kiss my ass ,Faggot
billybatson55 2 years ago
This was mad funny lol.
xb0xher0 2 years ago
i love dirty talk lol
rojitas2381 2 years ago
this is shtoopid. LOL. what next.... "how do masturbate" ?
Gkinz1397 2 years ago 4
Wow, this was on Youtube?
KiranStevens 2 years ago
MOAR SEX ADVICE VIDEOS
CirqueDuCloud 2 years ago
@CirqueDuCloud yeah, you need the advice.
UseF007 2 years ago
Hey d-bag, go make some friends.
CirqueDuCloud 2 years ago
"I love the way you're bleeping my bleep" HAHAHA.
ThaButtaFly 2 years ago 4
best watch some porn.
AlecsRandomVideos 2 years ago
LOL porn
dude99399 2 years ago
LMAO xD
jan3019 2 years ago
keep em' coming howcast lol
Zk8et 2 years ago
just go watch some porn
connaire777 2 years ago
HAAHAHAHAAA
RizsenJai 2 years ago
I talk dirty to myself when I masturbate
Boogenhiemer 2 years ago 4
@Boogenhiemer r u a guy or a girl?
KiwiDillan 2 years ago
@KiwiDillan does it matter?
primeminister78 2 years ago
@primeminister78 yes it matters. if a guy talks dirty when he jerks off its fucking gay haha and weird. if a girl does it, its fucking gold
KiwiDillan 2 years ago 2
@Boogenhiemer lmao
pyromanx6 2 years ago
Lmao!
latinoluis1 2 years ago
I love these videos. Effing hilarious.
CodedLockFilms 2 years ago 4
Can you picture a couple having sex,
and the woman just saying "I love the way you're fucking my vagina" ?? LOL
TeddyBearNazi 2 years ago 49
lolol
sadsaladproductions 2 years ago
@TeddyBearNazi yea that does sound odd
TheNextAvrilLavigne 1 year ago
@TeddyBearNazi lmao you made my day XD
louiscarr899 1 year ago
gave me a boner that chick is hot
codypg 2 years ago
i know how to: PENIS!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
pikathebudgie1234 2 years ago
i would talk dirty to that girl...
Seoshinawi 2 years ago
Uh
0~o
will0nater 2 years ago
LOL really Howcast, really?
iRockDemVans 2 years ago 6
that girl was hot!
conrad4ever 2 years ago 2
lol I'm Turned on XD jk
ckaey91 2 years ago
3 words
l-o-l
bloodjake12 2 years ago
lol their fucking NASTY
luvdabriana 2 years ago
..this alone is already a pron.
xpinpridex 2 years ago 2
'i love the way you're bleeping my bleep' LMFAO. wow. made my whole day. thank you howcast.
SCHS1314 2 years ago 6
she is fucking sexy
mininick0001 2 years ago 2
pick up some lines by watching porn hhahahahahahah XD so hilarious
sweetkim13 2 years ago
wow!
seed1433 2 years ago
LOFUCKINGL!!!!!!!!
martishot 2 years ago
chick is hot......
@stefundertaker222 JAJAJAJA LMAO you´re right!!! JAJAJAJAJA
mollez 2 years ago
LOL
slygirls09 2 years ago
wtf/ lol
ILikeMeProductions 2 years ago
Oh wow.
Comilarapa 2 years ago
lol stiraght porn on my youtubes
BalooDumptruck 2 years ago
Only half of people got turned on from dirty talk? Wtf is wrong with the other half lol.. talking about cookies and a-track tapes prob gets em' in the mood I guess.
PoLaRIV 2 years ago 4
the other half or part is probly to scared to say it xD
crazythegamers 2 years ago
this is so good lol best part ( i love the way you bleep in my bleep ) LMAO SO GOOD.
miah1129 2 years ago
i wish they would say something in tje video like:
i woul like you to spred my ass so far that you can see what i ate last week or i want you to doggystyle me so hard till i walk like a dog.
Just Saying
stefundertaker222 2 years ago 9
@stefundertaker222 me too .. i'm so dissapointed xD
UsureluAnca 2 years ago
wtf?
juna666 2 years ago 2
optional: hire a escort
elendless 2 years ago 2
this is stupid
joyariffic 2 years ago
optional: porn movies
IIGEAROIDII 2 years ago 4
O__- Ronchy Language. I love how your Bleeping my bleep. XD
XxNitroGlitchxX 2 years ago
Im suing.
Im under 18 and your telling me to watch porn.
Thanks for the free money ass holes.
Crosswizz 2 years ago
@Crosswizz
LOL
isaypwnsj00 2 years ago
optional: porn movies =0
JuliusakaJayJ 2 years ago 3
just whisper sensually into your lovers ear "diarrhea"
PartVIII 2 years ago 8
@PartVIII hahahahahahahhahaha lol :D
bobcus100 2 years ago
next on howcast: how to masturbate
yuriythebest 2 years ago 20
mmmm i like dis
vanikazakelzer 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
postcardpinches 2 years ago 3
I like!
littlerudi08043 2 years ago 3
^that^
littlerudi08043 2 years ago
Howcast advisin' me to watch porn. I love this channel.
C0demasters 2 years ago 5
that chick is hot
thatbrownguy 2 years ago 2
@facemobb954 O_O''
Jaskatzu 2 years ago
howcast needs to put a video on how to stop doing stuiped ass video
lmaoo
DaSolidAce 2 years ago 7
that guy needs to study the 'How to shaved your own fucking face' video
seizetheweakened 2 years ago
Cool
miritkenny 2 years ago
loads of virgins are like "thank you so much ima get all the ladies now!!!! " :L
g739 2 years ago
"I love the way you're bleeping my bleep"
iBeSean 2 years ago 3
0:48 the guy is getting but raped XD
Lopeirada 2 years ago 3
lol'd
oOoOtoxicOoOo 2 years ago
failcast
DarkArmy76 2 years ago 2
shut up now you stupid cunt and up your skirt now bitch, I'm making a hot dog with those pieces of shaved bread and my chunk of meat and mayonaisse, you filthy slut
kuraimauri 2 years ago 4
@kuraimauri :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
dunaucca 2 years ago
*Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap*
disposedof4life 2 years ago
yeah the half who likes dirty talk is all men and the other half is women LOL
this video is hilarious XD
Keenan4life 2 years ago
she's hot
MacPr0xnxx0 2 years ago
DAMN THAT GIRL IS HOT !!!!
WELL DONE !!
xXoGrulezxX 2 years ago
"Bend over and touch your toes, Imma show you where the wild goose goes.
Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread."
Gives me a boner just thinking about it.
MooManXL 2 years ago 6
DAAAAAMN !! that chick is SO hot !
armidons 2 years ago 6
Bleeping bleep XDDD
Eyvel 2 years ago
At 0:46 It Looked Like She Was Fucking Him In Th Ass
lil08giirl 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
that girl is hot
hmoobdaj 2 years ago
Ok, what the fuck.
ShakingAtTheKnees 2 years ago 2
@ShakingAtTheKnees i'm with you, where have morals gone?
animatercreator 2 years ago
OMG I can't belive it, I made the first comment lol rofl lmao... NOOOT!!! 0_0
like 75% of the howcast videos are pretty stupid.. like this one lol
vVWOWVv 2 years ago
And yet you continue to watch them you stupid dumbass.
CollegeLoheart 2 years ago
hey stop insulting me I went to college!! jk
vVWOWVv 2 years ago
Moron.
CollegeLoheart 2 years ago
lol
vVWOWVv 2 years ago
crude language lol
TheBeatboxHitmanTwo 2 years ago
I'm stabbing that beaver now bitch
kuraimauri 2 years ago 2
that girl is hot
flectz 2 years ago 7
that beaver needs to drink some milk
kuraimauri 2 years ago
1:06
Purity ring?
deannastorm 2 years ago
no its just a ring. i guess hes with someone lol
JamesSixxWG 2 years ago
@deannastorm
LOL
armidons 2 years ago
Dayuuuuuuuuuum i got a boner
blackhawk122ss 2 years ago
1/5 as usual
Ubertasticly 2 years ago
"i want to fucking screw your cunt bitch", thats talking dirty.
porridgeeveryday 2 years ago 16
oh wow.
lacigreen 2 years ago