BATTLEFIELD CINEMA - Battlefield 3: The Metro (Machinima / Film)

[forbesy2000]

that was a big one :P

[Xameification]

1:10 at the door? XD

[TheCommenter1337]

how did you do this a tutorial vid would be pretty cool

[MrPancakenation]

u saw NOTHING!

[haimelik12345]

i feel like goin to the bathroom

[GunShot2017]

Gir from invader zim and Fus ro da

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

1:56 - 2:04 Operation Metro Sexual.

[skullerx]

1:41-1:50 Best part in my opinion.

[minicus360]

how do you hide your weapon???!!!!

[pemwew]

1:44 - LOLOLOL

[12michix]

Funny

[Albinladin]

U put alot of hard work... to make this? :/ sorry son im dissapoint

[minicus360]

@Albinladin HAHAHA like you could do better.

[AppleTineeAUS]

@Albinladin you have never even made a video? let alone a bf3 machinima. how would you know what takes hard work?

[pXdEaDmAu5Xq]

when a man has to go,he has to go

[pXdEaDmAu5Xq]

1:56 song?

[vagg71]

2 : 16 where the fuck did i plant the C4 Think dammit think........

[neromite]

wtf just happend

[zakor33]

g3a3, Like a baws!

[yobrixd]

Im Chuck Norris and i approved this video

[vagg71]

1 : 25 I couldnt stop laughing could you imagine that guy leaving the toilet and seeing 5 enemies starring at him gesture of WTF DUDE;;;

[AppleTineeAUS]

@vagg71 im glad you enjoyed :D I hope you enjoy my new one

[RIVALVIDZ]

immature & shit.

[TheAnimatedDog]

Like this if your so boss you have taken a shit like this

[ItZtHaTdude14]

Thumbs up if you had to go pee during this video

[jack22331]

@ItZtHaTdude14 i had to crap

[IWatchVidsAndStuff]

lol anyone see the random guy run past at 1:10

[TheJoao611]

OMFG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA so epic!

But I can't understand why he ran right before the credits, pls do explain my young lady!

[AppleTineeAUS]

@TheJoao611 haha cheers...young lady? dunno what you mean im an adult male but, he ran because he didnt eant people to see what he had done

[TheJoao611]

@AppleTineeAUS Ha LOL! XD

Young lady is a joke :P

[AppleTineeAUS]

@TheJoao611 haha yeah thought that haha. So yeah He ran away because he didnt want to the other guys to see him after they see what he did in the toilet haha

[AppleTineeAUS]

@TheJoao611 *want lol :P

[AHoboHuggingLlama]

worst voice acting ever?

[AppleTineeAUS]

@AHoboHuggingLlama dont worry I've got actual voice actors and better quality next time

[SpY22o0]

@AppleTineeAUS the quality is fine and so is the fine its just your voice is a bit fake :)

[AppleTineeAUS]

@SpY22o0 hey thanks man, yeah after reading the comments I realise I needed better voice actors and not just myself doing impersonations haha

[gta386]

the realism of battlefield 3 LOL

[MrKdude111]

???



[NuCl3aRXAce]

how can i go into third person like that?

[Buckweat1919]

@NuCl3aRXAce I think they just used another player in first person as the camera man.

[NuCl3aRXAce]

@Buckweat1919 I know that but how can you do that.

[AppleTineeAUS]

@NuCl3aRXAce PC, UI.Drawenable 0 in console command then saddle the pdw by typing into the chat and that is how I did it :)

[fayekhelmi]

i'm a bathroom and i find this offensive.

[BamHurger]

@fayekhelmi I'm offensive and I find you're comment bathroom.

[lucas240024]

Paris ! + I'm french

[kriskopwnz]

FUS RO DAHH !!

[ddw00788]

You should make Red vs Blue Battlefield style .

[Jefrejtor]

2:04 NOPE, it's TWO disco balls :D

[TechNwz]

THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED THE DUDE RUNNING OUTSIDE THE DOOR AT 1:08

[Marcuslovearts]

i wanna take my shit like that.... 

[deathhog1]

the heeeyyy part reminds me of nova

[Alexzandur1]

ITS GIR!!! For those of you that don't know who Gir is it's a guy in invader zim

[brownruns]

Did anyone notice the dryers say DICE?

[GameTR22]

1:30 Omg

[BFHKevin]

This video title is misleading, it should say ''Meet the Black Assault"

[ChaffyCougar]

A real soldier drying his hands?

[Hoxstar]

Are you serieus ? I want do poo ! :O

[SUPERCARLO101]

2:22 did someone notice he didn´t wash his hands but nevertheless dries his hands?;D funny to think of why he comes from toilet with wet hands xDDD

[xXtolgasavasXx]

The only things I'm watching in youtube, Battlefield 3 videos and My little pony friendship is magic.

[BFloverhateCOD]

did he play Skyrim in the bathroom ??

[ago377]

Skyrim FTW :D

[Epic0201]

MDR in the WC xD

[boss948german]

scheiss werbung

[Darendar88]

I like metro map but i hate fucking m320/rpg smaw noobs on metro :@

[BFloverhateCOD]

@Darendar88 the most hated gun in Metro > USAS, M320, RPG, GRENADE

[siratthebox]

Fus Ro Dah in a toilet? Things suddenly got messy.

[BrosiveBrothers]

i said heeey heey heey hey heey heey heyy i said hey shhits goin on

[reesenc]

You can just hold the knife. Don't need the spawn beacon & repair tool.

[SCep34life]

1:58 gay orgy in the bathroom

[scar432]

lol the camara angel looks like a clasic Resident evil game

[AppleTineeAUS]

@scar432 ;)

[MarvinTheMagical]

I don't know about the people that disliked, but I rather liked the Invader Zim reference.

[mechakreidler]

This was fucking hilarious

[AppleTineeAUS]

@mechakreidler appreciate mate :)

[Opticalgameing]

what dubstep was used at 2:00?

[Neylonx]

@Opticalgameing not dubstep, electro. and i dunno

[AppleTineeAUS]

@Opticalgameing link is in the description. Under Elitekermit :)

[th3mw3llboyz]

foos ro da made me lol :)

[peacekeeperz81]

Great video man, i have had those type of days before. i laughed so hard. Dragon shout was awesome.

[mikaeh2302]

1:20 how did you guys get inside without destroy any walls?

[AppleTineeAUS]

@mikaeh2302 lol for the shots with all the walls, what we did was stand on the sinks then vault over the top of the cubicle

[Trials77546]

The dragon shout at 1:13 and the Shoop Da Woop at 1:32 made me laugh so hard lol

[ShiZno360]

the voice acting was awful

[Ink57]

Only god can judge me. (Only god)

[RossoPescarese]

omg that's crap

[ICantShutUp]

This is really Creative LOL

[HKS134]

362 did not make to the bathroom

[sebab00t]

funny!

[TwiinFuzion]

I post various content such as Call of Duty, Battlefield, Minecraft and Various Lets Plays on Console and PC. I record in HD also using a Blue Snowball Microphone. I have gained over 1K views in less than a month and 22 amazing subs! I was hoping if people could come and check out my channel and give me feedback on my content and subscribe if they feel they like me enough to help me grow and improve. Have a great day, hope you make the decision to check out my channel!

[MrThreeWorlds]

Lol hilarious, reminds me old school newgrounds parodies of halo 1 and such :P

[AppleTineeAUS]

@MrThreeWorlds YES! someone understands.....You sir have earned yourself +9000 internet ;D

[Tonytruand09]

bullcrap

[riversideresident29]

I would of had the dude taking a shit then scream "here comes the motherload" then set off a c4. That would of been hilarious! Good job tho!

[OhHellGaming]

haha nice !

[warhawksxaid]

funny but you should have left out most of the beginning where he was running to the bathroom ;)

[AppleTineeAUS]

@warhawksxaid noted ;) get to the comedy and the point quicker. thanks for the advice

[zizikelizike]

Kind funny ... btu at the same time ... fuckign stupid!

[MFgaming305]

LMAO i thought this was funny. people need to relax its a video game and sometimes editors wish to have some fun and show another side to their editing. good job guys :)

[AppleTineeAUS]

@MFgaming305 I like you :) haha Cheers for that I worked hard, but had alot of fun with it :)

[MFgaming305]

@AppleTineeAUS no problem - enjoyed it. We just uploaded a video as well something a little different, would be cool if you took a look

[Albatross95]

That was immature as fuck.

[Whit3thundarr]

@Albatross95 lol says a kid born in 95 XD world is gonna tear you apart if you cant learn to act a bit immature at times, its a video. Why does it need to be serious? the guy obviously does it for fun, learn to take take jokes. Lol kids nowadays acting like adults lmfao

[Albatross95]

@Whit3thundarr

I'm 17, rent my own house, have a full time job, and drive a car.

I think you need to grow up and take a look around. I'm not a kid, this video isn't funny, there is no need for you to type "lol" or "lmfao" every 3rd word.

1995 was 17 years ago, stop living in the past, bro.

[Whit3thundarr]

@Albatross95 So you being 17 it gives you the ability to put someone down, who is obviously just having a bit of fun. I am a decade older than you. The fact that you think you are even close to knowing real life at 17 is a joke. I said lol once at the beggining because you made me laugh, one in the middle and a lmfao at the end because of still how funny it was. Thats three, every 3rd word. What a joke come back with a real response not a bunch of BS.

[Albatross95]

@Whit3thundarr

Grow up.

[Whit3thundarr]

@Albatross95 Stop acting like you have the ability to determine what is immature, what is having fun and what is acting of age. You sir need to stop being an internet tough guy, at the age of 17 telling people to grow up. The irony your replies are beyond hilarious. Since when was video making not about having fun. Learn to live, and stop acting like an adult at 17. You will regret when you are older, when no longer having the freedom to do whatever you want. Why so serious?

[ght52]

@Albatross95 Thats stupid, if you were smart you would stay with you're parents while you have the job that way you have 0 expenses and you can invest with your money instead of living off it till you need to.

[Albatross95]

@ght52

I'm not some parasite who leeches off thier parents for as long as they can, My parents are also proud that they have a successfull son who can survive perfectly fine without them.

[ght52]

@Albatross95 HA, since when is a child under the age of 18 staying with their parents considered a leech...that's beyond normal. A parent is legally obligated to make sure a child has some sort of means to live until there 18. And I wouldn't classify you as succesful because I'm sure you probablly make under $50,000 a year.

[Albatross95]

@ght52

I don't need any of their money or housing, if I took it, I'd be leeching.

It's the same principle as having a job, yet still asking for money.

And a 17 year old doesn't need to earn $50,000+ a year, that's just absurd.

[ght52]

@Albatross95 No that's not true, lots of kids under the age of 18 take up jobs while they're still in highschool in order to save up and make smarter decisions with there money. Also since when does age matter when dealing with money. A 30 year old living by himself making $50,000 is just as well off as a 17 year old making $50,000 living by himself. And since I'm assuming you live alone and make less then $50,000 I would not say your succesful.

[DaRuze60]

That's funny and brilliantly executed. It's a good and welcome break from the usually serious BF3 videos I see on youtube. Keep up the funny work... I hope to see more. :-D

[AppleTineeAUS]

@DaRuze60 well thank you that is a huge compliment mate :) Got a number of big machinimas in the works at the moment that I know will be alot better executed then this, so I hope you will enjoy them :)

[snakecel1]

So funny! Great job

[AppleTineeAUS]

@snakecel1 hey thanks man, I really appreciate that :)

[300DeeJay300]

Funny that machinimas are everywhere but not in the machinima channel. The most hopeful adept for that is Pixel Enemy.

[sclexgs300]

My pleasure!

[Firan25]

He must have some epic ass shits XD

[sclexgs300]

@AppleTinniAUS - Great video man! Keep them coming. Fuck off lame ass haters

[AppleTineeAUS]

@sclexgs300 I appreciate that mate :)

[MasterBlobfisch]

ahaha, like BF2 - Mines :D

[TheDawgwillbite]

336 people have shit themselves in public.

[grayfury100]

"IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!" LOL. I liked it.

[nicklendime62]

vid was awesome lol

[azar9197]

fushrodah!!!

[Thunterpunter]

@AppleTineeAUS Its cool, We all got ya, I just hate stupid dick heads like @ITouchUWhileUSleep

[Thunterpunter]

Ha I found it a funny WTF moment :D I like it

[Thunterpunter]

@ITouchUWhileUSleep shut the fuck up you idiot, their trying to have fun so if you don't like it then don't wreck it for people who do with shitty comments

[AppleTineeAUS]

@Thunterpunter thankyou for that :) people like you are the ones I want watching my videos :)

[klrterminator]

THIS IS WHY BF NEEDS THEATER MODE

[DangaRoss]

Dude, don't listen to these trolls... It wasn't the best bit of vid... but I know that must have taken a long time to put together.. so, nice one...

[AppleTineeAUS]

@DangaRoss thanks man :) the only people I am listening too are the ones giving contructive criticism and being genuine. I appreciate the support. And I gaurentee my next video will blow pixel enemies audience out of the water :)

[ITouchUWhileUSleep]

i just wasted 4 minutes of my fucking life. thanks

[hudsonboywonder]

Terrible.

[AppleTineeAUS]

@hudsonboywonder thanks for the constructive criticism :) -_-

[hudsonboywonder]

@AppleTineeAUS No problem. :)

[EXObrasco]

Yeah this is retarted

[81Draco]

Haha epic!

[h2inuyasha2]

Mm, not to my taste, i was actually looking for something like the previous cinema.

You can imagine how i reacted. Lol.

Props on quality though :DDDDDDD

[AppleTineeAUS]

@h2inuyasha2 Cheers for that mate, Really good to see some people giving me reasons. Dont worry my next machinima will still be comedy and quality but will be a much more universal type, one that everyone can enjoy.

[lolpl0000]

this was soo stupid that it was actually pretty funny

[AppleTineeAUS]

@lolpl0000 well that was what I was going for so winning for me :D haha

[xxterrorfiskxxx]

Hilarious :D

[SlayerOfLies]

Not my taste in humour but still a well put together video, well done and keep them comming

[AppleTineeAUS]

@SlayerOfLies Thanks very much I really do appreciate the honesty and your manner, not justa simple "this sucks OMG, dislike" I have many more on the way with much better production value and a more unievrsal humour :)

[000Battlefield000]

1.35 - EPIC ! ^^

[Naesemanden]

Fucking... Funny xD

[SharkHunterx]

Congrats on getting on PE, and personally I loved it jeez, why can nobody appreciate some laughs in such a serious game?

[AppleTineeAUS]

@SharkHunterx Thanks man Means a lot :D

[chicawazzzzzzza]

zomg its rise of the memes

[MrVYBZKID]

To me he looks like he was jerking off cause, thats the way i do it...at 1:14

[magnum93954]

I found that amusing.

[DJkekeSWE]

view 302 is reserved for chuck norris

[TheFly212]

ok???????????

[TheBANZAILUKE]

Stupid but you still get a like.

[asuicidemachine]

W/ better voice acting this would have been infinitely better.

Well, also, it didn't make too much sense.

[AppleTineeAUS]

@asuicidemachine yeah haha I now know that, the next will have much better voice actors. Also it wasnt meant to make sense, purely meant for random sillyness and comedy

[judemcdude7]

didnt enjoy

[1Kurt9Donald9Cobain4]

Okay okay sooo......walk thru the side of the stall to get in.....piss on the door, flush without a toilet to flush....then dry hands without washing.....well then....I guess Im off to fly this magical dildo cannon, see you in the year DTF 131

[0Riyos0]

It's fucking epic lol

[sammothe3]

lol wut

[ondography]

Poop jokes.

[moridinzh]

Haters gonna hate. I loved it.

[AppleTineeAUS]

@moridinzh And I appreciate that alot mate, :)

[elchino7]

meh

[KiranStevens]

Couldn't of used the different camos?

[Vadergirl2]

Lol!!! Loved the last part

[323sarge]

I liked it lol



[TrendKiLLv01]

Personally, as a director myself although the humor may not be for everyone, most people don't understand the amount of time, energy, and effort it takes putting something like this together. Not to mention the amount of pride you have to swallow when you see so many dislikes. Even though it may not be funny to someone it's at least better that 75% of the random kids doing live comms out there. Kudos for taking the time to put this together, even if you didn't wash your hands... :P