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  • Not even a giggle?

  • i didnt even knew about that buton :(

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!!!

  • omg im gonna die from laughing so hard

  • modern astronaut shit 2

  • "And you have got to be shitting down my penis hole" omg you're killing me

  • It is Far Cry from easy... reference like a boss :)

  • @Intelligenttrees bf3 sucks

  • @scottwill19 It's better than your Call of Dooky: Modern Crapfare 3

  • @QUAKE495 who said i liked cod asshole? both bf and cod suck

  • @ColonelBatman so true..

  • 32 people couldn't force diarrhea out of their finger tips

  • "Quote from what I just fucking watched."

    now give me your thumbs guys lol XD!!!1

  • This the first time I've watched one these videos and the funny thing is my friend the other was imitating him for hours and I didn't know what he was doing.

  • its about as difficult as forcing diarrhea through your fingertips

  • "You have got to be shitting in my penis hole"

  • Do F.E.A.R please

  • Hmm ... force diarrehoe out of fingertips?

    I should try that one day :D

  • @mikeandthedudesons Fuck that, bring back fun tactics for bf3

  • wow i hate when that happens haha at the end

  • do game and commentary on the whole F.E.A.R. series

  • do game and commentary on the whole F.E.A.R. series

  • Forcing diarrhea out of your fingertips, vomiting out of my nipple, shitting down my penis.

  • BEST QUOTES EVER HE NEEDS A STATUE OF HIMSELF LOL

  • i think we should open a monument for Cr1tical that contains all of his historical quotes. Anyone agree?

  • @pieluverftw There should be something at the top of the monument that says ''These are the greatest quotes of All Time''.

  • @pieluverftw That would have to be a pretty big monument to have to contain all those nipple quotes :P

  • "I actually kill the sniper wookee..." xD

  • You have got to be shitting down my penis hole!!!! HAHAHAHAHA sooo funny

  • Modern Warfare 3 - "All it takes, is the will of one man"

    Hmmmmmmm

  • OMG HE DIED o i hav random poopage:(

  • whats up Cr1TiKaL its everybody

  • you have got to be shitting down my penis hole LOL

  • haha i love this! :D fucking hilarious guy! :D

  • "So I go and Kill this Shit Stain Over Here!!! xD

  • hey critical i have a suggestion why don't u make a video were u play the final boss fight in the legend of Zelda: ocorina of time and put in ur versus series this idea was sugested by bloodyreaper5

  • how you vomit from your nipple????

  • @MrGeorgio135 Cr1TiKaL finds a way

  • That's like having diarrhea out of your fingertips!

  • He shitted on cr1ticals parade

  • There is the very last enemy - 'bout to kill him - and you have got to be shitting down my penis hole. This fucking Power Ranger over here just threw everything that I did right down the shit hole. ......

    Well, that's the end of this video. Remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you wanna see videos smililar to this one. See ya.

  • Modern Astronaught Sht 2? lol

  • im fightin him one on one here im fluh uh fo wo frrrrrr ah shit

  • you have got to be shitting down my penis hole

  • its about as easy as pushing diareahh out ur fingers looololol XD

  • this fuckin power ranger over here put everything i did downa a shit hole loool xD

  • WARNING don't watch this video if you have food in you're mouth! XD

  • I love forcing diahorea out of my fingertips.

  • Lol

  • I've never seen this level in my life! How the fuck do you get there?

  • @goodgravybatman It's after the credit's, when you go to the museum and press the big red button.

  • hey dont feel so bad about it. u sure beat the hell out of anything i could do.

  • Thats a level

  • Haha 2:50 was epic...good vid

  • i wish i was a dude so i could say this shit without sounding like a fucking pedophile

  • the m9 is the beat to use well thts how i beat it

  • You've got to be shitting down my penis hole

  • wtf ... 2 years from completing mw2 i now realize that the museum is a level... fuck my life !!!

  • You have very weird body functions..

  • GO JET LI!!!! WHOO HOO

  • jet lee dodged his flashbang

  • he forces diarria out of his fingertips and vomits out his nipples

  • I burst out laughing at 1:33 and before he died of what he said LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!

  • bring back fun tactics for modern warfare 3

  • @mikeandthedudesons he wont :P he's gonna do it for battlefield 3 cause modern crapaton 3 is too bad for him

  • @mikeandthedudesons There's no such game as Modern Warfare 3 (Have you learned nothing from Cr1TiKaL's Modern Piece of Shit 2 videos?)

  • @mikeandthedudesons I beg to differ. Modern pumpkin shit 3 is the name.

  • @mikeandthedudesons That gami is horrible.

  • Lol at the last guy

  • "And here comes fuckin Jet Li in to kill me, dodging my flash grenade." XD

  • @feorfyn Holy shit, that line gets me every fucking time! xD

  • Haha last guy too

  • Modern Astronaut Shit 2 :')!

  • I attempted the Diahrea from the finger tips. I demand new pants.

  • @SquirrelboyBevan you should have been wearing an extra pair

  • thumbs up for dieing

    

  • nice

    

  • @TheNawf713- I was in Algebra when I was twelve too. Its as simple as HAG.

  • what is this ! i thought it was pistols only !  how does knife get involved with pistols only? this is not good. *sad face*

  • SNIPER WOOKIE!

    

  • lol modern astronaut shit 2

  • THECALLOFDUTY2266-whatever your previously selected campaign difficulty is is the difficulty on meuseam

  • you cant pick your difficulty on meuseam

  • aNyone notices Cr1TiKaL has an accent?

  • @kakokapolei123

    Everyone has an accent...

  • I died laughing when he said he almost vommited out his nipple XD

  • SNIPER WOOKIE PMSL

  • you have got to be shitting out my penis hole

  • Wat up wit u and nipples

  • 0:00 - 3:07 BEST PART :D

  • I think ima get modern penis wrinkle 3...

  • thumbs up if u own modern astronut shit 2

  • @gredesandman If your 12 years old then you don't have algebra and if you did you wouldn't flunk it cause your some kind of wizard to be a 12 year old in algebra...

  • you should have picked up an m1911 lol or a USP45

  • i really didnt know you could do that in museum.... now i wish i still had the game :(

  • as easy as forcing diarrhea out of your fingertips hahahahaaha

  • "you've got to be shitting down my penis hole" xD

  • @gredesandman

    You're my new hero.

  • The difficulty for museum is what you pick in SSDD retard

  • My GOSH, you're annoying...

  • @mgsfan15 =O

  • How in poseidons niples do u think of thisshit

  • "I nearly vomited out of my nipe."

  • hahaha what the fuck is a sniper wookie lol?

  • shitting down my penis hole

  • you r the funniest person evar

  • ...............

  • ...so THATS what the point of the museum is

  • hahhah i laugh so hard after you died!  :D

  • Who's the juggernaught now bitch? lol

  • And you`ve gotta be shittin down my penis hole XD

    '

  • SNIPER WOOKIE

  • Dam ur to fucking funny

  • I have to say this is the funniest guy known to man

  • me uploading video turn of .........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Whos the Juggernaut NOW BITCH???

  • i almost vomited out of my nipple. lol???

  • "It is about as easy as forcing diarrhea out of your fingertips."

    LOLOL

  • XD sniper wookie

  • Its not a critikal vid unless you mention his nipples at least once.

  • @immasecksee Or his penis

  • @immasecksee /watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=f­vst

  • @jak5000 You're good.

  • @immasecksee He does mention his nipple at 1:52 :p

  • I didnt even know you could do this... XD Good vid tho!

  • "And here comes fucking Jet Li, dodging my flash granade" - oh God ;D

  • fail

    

  • lol you have got to be shiting down my penis hole

  • i like when he says heres this shit stain rushing and then when he said this fucking power ranger

  • i noticed... you cant do difficulty for museum :) good vid tho

    

  • @theeliteagent yeah you can.

  • thumbs up if u watched just because u wanted to laugh

  • @Legomocmaker LOL GOODONE MAN I LOLED WHEN HE SAID SNIPER WOOKIE THATS LIKE MY NEW WORD

  • The best commentator ever hes a don..... and how do u really force dioreah out of ur finger tips and vomit out of ur nipples

  • how do you have a pistol in museum? i want to know. everytime i join i have no weapons. please inbox me

  • hahah i love your word selection

  • my favourite commentater ever!!!!

  • You have got to be shitting down my penis hole.

  • hahha funny you

  • I call snipers bush wookies

  • Modern Astronaut Shit 2

    i am using that

  • I am watching this while taking a shit.

  • I call the snipers sasquash

  • this is better than all the shit out of my mouth on the internet

  • Ever since I found Cr1TiKal, I've always called the ghille suit guys Wookies.

  • @AnnoyingBird100 I am so use to how he talks, I talk like him ALL over the internet. Esecially on XBL!

  • Vomiting out of your nipples > diarrhea out of of your fingertips.

  • Precision Sharpshooting FTW

  • the sniper wookie

  • And you gotta be shitting down my penis hole hahahahahaha awesome

  • dude, u got some funny ass videos. ANY1 ADD ME ONLINE PS3 name is : crushtwo

  • i saw every single one of ur vids and all of them you atleast say nimple

  • Love how emotionless he is when he says "And you have gotta be shitting down my penis hole"

  • I'd like to see Ben Stiller spend a night in that musem.

  • I can cut my penis off with a rusty knife just to see his face.

  • i LOVE your videos critical!! they are awesome. :)

  • Critical, is probably losing on purpose xD lol i love your videos critical! :)

  • Damn lol

  • you gotta be shitting down my penis hole

  • ha guy below me misspelled lee xD

  • @calebchaos115

    he spelled it right

  • @calebchaos115 that's how his name is spelled -_-

  • "jet li"

  • You have got to be be shiting down my penis hole, lol

  • dude hes so halirious.....................­. its as hard a pushing out diaria out of ur fingertips jus killed me and i almost puked out of my nipple, shitting out of my penis hole

  • i diddnt even know you could do this

  • HAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS XD

  • you know youre fucked when youre best weapon is a flash bang

  • @Nikeknicks lol

  • And almost made me vomit out of my nipple haha