(Mediacorp Channel 5) The Noose - Non-Singaporean Coffee Shop Worker

[ZoraLee474]

" this is Jacques ooi reporting for the noose. " looks at waiter with that face. XD

[RWPanda]

the guy is willing to teach her coz he get paid for playing with her daughter. win win situation.

[Hugotiesco]

mother tongue? her mother can't even speak Mandarin, XDHAHAHAHHAHA

[yummyjuniorm]

lol did anyone see the old man holding his umbrella like a katana at 2:38 ???

[blackheartedangels]

singapore isnt like singapore anymore :P more and more non-singaporeans are coming in. WHERE DID ALL THE OTHER SINGAPOREAN WENT. LOLS.

[MonsterGagaLee]

I WANT MORE OF THE NOOSE!

[TheManabopo]

1:28 can see the tripod lor! LOL!!!

[DarrenDiAntonio]

怎么那么笨啊？不读了啦！来我家玩吧，和上一次一样~

[gentdude]

brilliant!!

[chickysucks]

Lol that Kazakstan guy is so funny

[AASTARAA]

2:10 to 2:24 i can stop LOL!

[AASTARAA]

2:10 to 2:14 i can stop LOL!

[Skillking22]

At the end, why the way he pronounced his name "Jacques Ooi" sounds like "Jackass Ooi" LOL

[aitkensE04xXxRecon]

Kazhakstan. Lmao :) that guy reminded me of borat XD and lol wasn't her 'daughter' in that episode about poly students? Fail :p haha and the part where the Chinese national asks her to go to his house to have fun. Epic! :) best episode ever. :)

[seotaiji1986]

Does this video deliberately uglify the image of chinese ppl?

[polarspirit]

@seotaiji1986 from china

[ivoryknite]

the back grnd pple are funny

[JellyPIg98]

i dont even know why they call it mother tongue because her mother cant even speak mandrin HAHAHA

[elazuo]

LOLOLOL ~~~

[TheSoulboi]

seriously, I scared of aunty nancy goh...

[hajinah1]

He hasnt even finished his coffee/tea or whatever and that guy takes it away and the reporter just looks at him like he grew 3 heads......O.o wow.....

[TalkShowStream]

Two hundred years to become what it is today. Singapore is 48 years old and better! Don't try to disgrace our nation. America has millions of people overweight, doing drugs, and committing crimes! Stop that worldwide disgrace

[SoulSilverFrontier]

@TalkShowStream 46.

[TalkShowStream]

@sandye2100 comparing nations with each other proves no point. Your opinion is very narrow. America is Nationalist but China is Communist. Who operates more efficiently and fares better? China! You think that one method of discipline is the only proper way? No! Broaden your view and opinions! Criminals in America go to jail and come right out unfazed and not even changed! Comment on Singapore when your country is a utopian society, or at least runs as efficient as Singapore. Your country took o

[sandye2100]

International human rights prohibit Flogging but court ordered beatings continue in third world Singapore. Within the last decade Jamaica, St. Vincent, Grenadines, S. Africa and Zambia have abolished this Torture. Hong Kong in the eary 1990's stopped this cruelty--but the Singapore government boldly and routinely tortures. This outrageous abuse is condemned globally and must stop.

[kaching555]

KAZHAKSTAN. Kopi C ice and SIEW MAI

[ElevationLowJJ]

That China guy looks like BBSee.

[TheJiahuilovetoeat]

U noe is funny, I dun noe y they call it mother tongue, cos her mother can't even speak her own mother tongue. :D

[pinkish7]

lol i like the last part. they did took my drinks/food before i finish it :X

[iscreamedphantomhive]

i don't know why they call it mother tongue. cos the mother also don't know how to speak mandarin. 8D

[Reez070]

CAO! = FUCK! hahaahaha

[calza299]

IAh

[calza299]

Very funny

[hironyx]

kopi C iced siu dai?! shouldnt it be kopi C PENG siu dai?

[polarspirit]

CHAO!!! HAHAHAHHA

[superpunpun123]

CAO! hahas ! xD

[ahtengs]

I will wish to see a Kazaks serving me in the coffee shop!

[twisterjoywind]

LOL. mother who doesnt even know how to speak mother tongue

[mad86]

hahah come my house have fun!

[spaz9i2]

Lol he said 'cao' = 'fuck' in China Chinese

[Uverworldfanz]

The chailese gurl very chio

[NikirtaCo]

U guys want to interview me again... LOLOLOLOLOL, thats my favorite.. :D

[kokpigcan]

1:03 did he say cock?

[MrBtrrocks]

the mother say she dun speak chinese than she still can speak chinese to that guy?????

[MarshmallowsAreFunny]

Omg I like Alaric Tay!!!

[laughsteph]

jackass wee hahahaha

[97432561]

aliric tay acting so good. like michelle. can adopt any accent

[ihatemsnhackers]

It's so obvious that mdm nancy goh's got fucked by xiao Zheng b4

[MunkyDopey]

haha qwofeeshops

[exodia94]

wah jiko peh china man, see RJC girls so chio wana con them LOLZ

[Stijlistik]

Lmao when I saw the Kopi C and the bucket of ice, my breakfast almost flew out of my mouth LOLOL

[mrDuriantree]

did he say 操? @1:13

[moonlightaffairs]

@mrDuriantree yes he did, its fuck for Chinese. but i think all our censor board angmo educated and handicapped in Chinese cannot understand so never censored. lol!!!

[sgdkrs]

Speaking of attracting Foreign Talents! Quite effective...hahahaaaa.....=)))­)

[sgdkrs]

Speaking of attracting FOREIGN TALENTS into Singapore...

Hahahahaaaa... Fills all areas...

[bananaRambutan]

the expression at the end is just ... XD.. LOL!

[LolliJOY10]

@machoticbalze25 : oh really ? =__=

[rachelsoh549]

See what the people are doing in the background at 0:12!!

[austintheng]

conti error at 1:28 ! the camera tripod can be seen where it shouldn't be..

[greenboy153]

the girl in this episode that's acting as nany goh's daughter is rather pretty :)

[ChrisHenniker]

@greenboy153 Michelle Chong is pretty too.

[cubezmania]

the rjc girl is chio!

[moonlightaffairs]

4:06 the china man trying to con the rjc girl to bed! lol! the noose power man!!!

[schmuardian]

@moonlightaffairs 跟上一次一样!! power! hahaha

[Bleachrebellion]

@moonlightaffairs LOL he said just like we did last time! IT already happened!

[VirginUndergrad]

Cock?! hahahahaha

[machoticbalze25]

MY grandfather is on 3:34

[likelihood96]

Kopi C, a bucket of ice and a plate of.....SIEW MAI!

[kitming123]

@likelihood96 Dam Funny!!!The kascikan guy

[likelihood96]

@kitming123 You mean Kazakhstan? :D

[kitming123]

@likelihood96 ya

[MissusFingerBottom]

lmao... kopi-c, on the rocks!