Shit Clarinet Players Say, Part I

[clarinetchick094]

0:55 :)

[dpryo319]

THIS IS SO TRUE. Love it!!! Clarinet major right here... haha!

[webernlover]

Bitch! I already told you I can't do it tonight...I have to practice! Story of my life as a student!

[webernlover]

LOVE! "...you know what girl? Times have changed!" "You wanna use a little vibrato it's fair game." Kind of hard to watch you play though man, you really need to focus on losing that flabby, bouncing chin...no disrespect but that is just destroying your tone. Keep your air support up & careful not to pop & brighten on altissimo notes (C & D in Capriccio). & Bob Spring blows. :) You have some serious potential & you're hilarious! Keep making nerdy clarinet videos-& put down those cigs!!!!

[keago1000]

wow im first clarinet...i always say fuck after playing in one breath and im gay to.......this reminds me of myself lolololol(i just cant play that epically yet)

[SaxyBoy91]

thats so me at 0:42 lmao

[watermelonkat]

What's the song you keep singing all over the place?

[RRRAAAWWWRRRful]

CLAIRNETS FTW!

[lakilester1]

hahahaha very good! so true everything!

[mylifeisazn]

please pray for all the reeds that have died in the making of this video RIP </3

[Ashenshlee]

and that is why I switched to the Bass Clarinet.

[shinka1911]

is that an A Clarinet?

[shinka1911]

so true

it's so funny how most clarinetist have the same character. xD

[shinka1911]

rofl, 

[licoricestic]

your embouchure should be firmer. fluctuates too much. otherwise this is hilarious

[YSUClarinet1]

LOVE IT! :)

[MintiMissa]

lol soooo true. damn vandoren wrappers!

[mannytrumpet]

Slur two tongue two!

[xilonenio98]

i cant believe my friend actually found this offensive. its hilarious! haha :)

[TheBandGeekInvasion]

7 People are trumpet players.

[magemage1122]

xD this is hilarious

[gothamcitybadgirls]

This is amazing! All so true!!!! I say all this stuff and do all this stuff all the time! Reeds suck! :D

[CBond037]

This is true in every aspect possible

[LouieOmega]

Shit this sounds just like me. -,-

[Kibbletts]

Oh my god, haha! This sounds just like friend... who plays clarient ;)

[little11clarinet]

we played teh piece at 0:52 in studio yesterday *i do know whats it called i just don't want to spell it wrong*

we were all so excited OUR TEACHER HAS SEEN THIS VIDEO SO SHE PICKED IT OUT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then we did slur two tongue two.

[jrh03]

Every effing day of my life!!

[LondonClarinetist]

"Her tone is so dark!" hahahaha

[ClarinetSisters]

LMAO So true. :)

[liss1221]

You are a beasty clarinetist! I've been playing clarinet for almost six years, and I hope to be as good as you someday. Vid was funny, btw! (:

[LondonClarinetist]

"Well girl you better learn because everybody is double tonguing these days".

If you decide not to be a clarinet player you should certainly write comedy. As a clarinet player myself there's so much truth in this video, I salute you.

[oncelovealwayslove]

"F" this reed... "F" this reed.. lol soo true

[xoxoCheer12345]

"Slur two tongue two!"

[BrockJasmine]

Lol, some of this is actually true! Haha

[Mahlerthegreat]

love it! It's allllll true!

[larie2]

I HATE REEDS!!!

[izzystars546]

lol i can relate with the reed smashing XD

[calaproductions]

this so describes me!!! Especially the reed part when he's testing it out and the section where he plays and gets a drink. lol

[xxirishman25xx]

Seriously I need help double tounging have any advice?

[xxirishman25xx]

Seriously I need help with double tounging. Have any advice.

[spaztaastic]

You're smoking?!?!?!

[sahand144]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS 

[hellohellokitty0113]

SLUR TWO TONGUE TWO!

[rmjs777]

Every joke is so spot on!!!!!

[FluffyBunny3451]

This is Funny shit!! i play clarinet

[pal0oz]

0:35 is me omg

[theman9126]

this=my life.....like.....to the word

[LouisMota87]

ryan your so funny

[philamus12]

This made me laugh! So reminds me of my college days.

[ladibug27]

I. LOVE. THIS. so good. and your tone is beautiful! what barrel/ligature are you playing on here?

[dragonruler978]

"Fuck this reed... Fuck this reed.." LMFAO!

[courtneydinos]

I'm a flute player (but I also play clarinet) and I found this video hilarious. Btw what song are you playing in here

[tashaandsandyshow]

bahahahahaah broken reeds are the story of my life

[vintagesilverkey]

so true, I'd like to add practicing fingerings on a pencil in class, keeping your clarinet under your jacket when you have to take it out in the cold, and making sure you get an instrument locker as far away from doors, windows and heating vents as possible to minimize temperature fluctuations

[B1ackR08]

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...... <3 this vid Add on FB, ASU network: Cipriano

[lindsayomalley1]

bloody great!

[s2broadwaybabys2]

this is. so correct. my goodness.

[sarabeth2109]

nothing has ever described me more perfectly!!! thank you!!!

[iTALiANH00kA]

So true :) I guess it's just in our DNA

[OMGitsFay]

"Fuck this reed... fuck this reed... fuck THIS reed..."

I hate buying a whole box just to find that like, five out of the whole damn thing are usable.

[Aubrodizzle]

:55-1:00 = my life.

[Lilith333333]

0:30 I know right!!! It's a reed not a frikin chocolate bar.

[neroshrimp1]

This made my life !!

[MITexersize]

Hilarious

[Kratos0909]

gay people are funny :D

[neshploda17]

sooooooo truue!

slur two tounge two!

[Amie12335]

You're awesome. Can't wait for the next vid..

[seanmarkeymusic]

did not expect that voice... haha

[jwh1112]

So true...ALL of this. And reeds are the worst.

[JazzySnazzy09]

"What are you playing for masterclass?" - Every tuesday. "Fuck this reed!" - Everyday. Slur two, tongue two!

[DarkSailormoonie]

Spot on, fellow band/orchestra member. Spot on.

[AweebitclumsyIam]

me: FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED. Yay! this one's perfect! Now I need three more new ones... FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.FUCK THIS REED.

[Sexican]

Hilarious. And fucking spot on. Can't wait for the second part! Keep smoking!

[axg014]

THIS REMINDS ME OF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

[koldspaghetti]

ily

[feelslikematt]

Omg! Are there more parts? This is too funny! I can't believe I'm so glad that me and my clarinet friends aren't the only ones like this.

[boxerboy847]

@feelslikematt Thank you for watching it and enjoying it! I should be posting another part within the next week. :)

[drflutehammer]

I can't stop watching it!

[peachfuzz1011]

Eyore mug :B

[WennHarmon]

The life of a clarinetist.

[paulhorn27]

What a douchebag.

[contender056]

fucking faggot

[Buckschwann]

OH GOD! It's all so true. Good laughs. 

[TheAnnoyingPestz]

surprisingly i dont know what slur 2 tongue 2 means...

[allthingsxsparklexo]

Part Two!!!!

[boxerboy847]

@allthingsxsparklexo Part II is in the works! Should post it within the next week. :) Thanks for supporting the video! Haha

[MusicontheBrain247]

LOVE IT!

[drflutehammer]

This is BY FAR the best one of these that I've seen. Thank you for the laughs and the near wetting of pants.

[pbw32002]

Love it Ryan! "Slur 2 Tongue 2". I'm coming to LA first week of April.

[trulabu]

"Bitch, her Mendelssohn Scherzo sounded like a machine gun" This is so funny!!

[meltsintowonder]

Omg, Ryan... I'm dying right now!

[fatimamusic13]

The reed thing is so accurate.

[MrJamesGummert]

TOMASI! BOOM! That part is a bitch, yes?

[7candygrl]

haha bob spring

[xHuntedGunzPCGx]

"It sounds like your reed was a little hard today"..."gurrl you've been sounding really bright lately"..."I know! Her tone is so dark!". YES.

[amy1596]

Slur 2 tongue 2. Hahahaha and the reeds. Story of my life

[performer97]

This is seriously the best video ever, i play clarinet too!

[bdvalenzuela3]

10k views in 2 days? Wow. I think every clarinet player can agree with everything you said, haha.

[rbdoggtt]

slur two, tongue two!!!! HAHAHAH



[JamesCarolz]

WHEN WILL THE NEXT ONE BE UP!!!

[dreamingofreality3]

Accurate. So accurate.

[llamaboy9000]

your cute, this is funny...and true. WIN

[crosscountrytc]

F this reed, that's the life of a Contralto clarinet.

[smakleck]

This is my life everyday. exactly. nbd.

[Guticb]

HAH! :35 is me...

[doublewuzzy]

Do you go to ASU?

[joethemusician]

LOL @ the drinking water with the metronome going. I totally do that. not to mention slur 2 tongue 2. oh clarinetists. so happy I gave it up to play oboe.

[theman9126]

this is basically my life....like....everyday....be­sides the smoking fuck wrong witchu

[GuruClarinet]

Guuuuuuuuuurl, you need a Xanax

[wspcitizen]

love it! if there will be a part 2, definitely include the fears of clarinets cracking.

[strikeuptheband2653]

The wrapper says Vandoren.. but please tell me those were Ricos.. I hate that shit.

[TexSnare0702]

I'm not a clarinet player ... but I get it lol

[00Rebirth00]

Lmfao, awesome video.

[checkman26]

Huh-larious!!!! This is SO true of all the clarinet players I know...including myself! LOL The Bob Spring comment got me rolling because I just came from his recital/master class tonight at Missouri State University. Thanks for posting!

[timforeman5]

this was hilarious! 'slur two-tongue two'!! email linked to this username? reedsucker ;)

[bktawater]

:42

[alvaren191]

My god...this is the most accurate thing I've ever watched. lmfao.

[ahaili]

Bob Spring... lol

He came to our band and played high, high up there.

[msangelic21]

had a friend who is amazing at clarinet... and this makes me miss him so much! </3

[claribarger]

Oops...should have read "THIS August..."

[claribarger]

For the record, ClarinetFest® in Nebraska is going to be awesome! But, despite the slam, this was a funny video! Come to Nebraska his August and see that it's a pretty great place...

[clarinetfanatic]

LMFAO!!! SO, True!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lastknownwolf]

:42

[prokofievsbiggestfan]

This is amazing! I wanted to make one of these but I think you've used everything on my list!

[perfectsen10rs2010]

Oh my gosh!!! I'm almost the exact same way!!

[Erikkuiv]

this is totally me



[clarexpert]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

[Kenmslb]

Story. of. my. life!!

[Jbeckham91]

LOL Omg. xD You're my new best friend. This made me laugh so hard. It's all true!

[magiesmith]

This is just amazing. I have been slaying slur-two, tongue-two all day.

Please make Part II!

[bpcmminsclar]

Have you met a clarinetist that wasn't a bitch? ;) just saying.

Thanks for this video, though! It brought a good laugh to me.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

3.I'm glad there was a warning for the reed smashing. But I'm sad I didn't get to read it before and prepare for it.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

1. I HOPE he's drinking water.

2.Why is he gay, this isn't "Shit Flute Players Say"

[alexxshaw42]

C#/G# bubble.

[badnhottieness]

OMG. YOU ARE MY TWINNNNN.

hot, sassy and sexy gay clarinet players <3

MARRY ME.

[selenity08]

Bahahaha! Love it!

[RyanPSings]

So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

[klarionc]

Keep everything after "Fuck". Delete the rest. Keep the desk test.

[TraurigeJunge]

Mendelssohn while brushing the teeth, nice.

[SeanOsborn]

Quite funny!

I've said a few of those things.

[pong224]

Ryan!!!! What's up buddy?!

[88keysofjoy]

This is Glorious Ry, I can't wait for part 5!

And by the way, I wish I played on a Backun, but I guess I'll have to settle for my Crampon instead.

(Watch the video with Beta Audio Transcribe too!)

[ShinyAndTouchable]

BAH. Why do you smoke?! That makes your clarinet so nasty! Trust me I used to smoke. Ended up getting a new instrument to get rid of the smell for good. Jees.

[monajeon]

ryan this is soo funny!! this is mona by the way

[ryancalarts]

This is the best thing EVER.

[Cornodebassetto]

Shit, queeny clarinet players say

[davidmcgregor92]

Fucking LOVE THIS!!! I feel like we should know each other... "Bitch please! Slur two, tongue two!" LOVE IT!