hahaha i never really thought of myself as "crunchy", but I do half this stuff at least. that's pretty funny. coconut oil, coconut oil.... that was literally me yesterday! I wouldn't have thought that stuff is so hard to find! we're off to henry's in a couple hours. :) great video!
@olgeiger, pox parties aren't endorsed by any medical associations. If your child is sick with the chicken pox, do not infect other people. Keep them at home. Chicken pox can have dangerous effects on anyone, especially young children. The younger you are when you get chicken pox, the more likely you are to get shingles later. Also, never send chicken pox infected items through the mail or you could be charged with bio-terrorism.
haha! these make me have stitches from laughing so hard! You should do a mock sex edu vid for teens - you'd prob scare them way into their twenties til having kids. Or at least to definately using contraception ;) I forgot you have a 48hr water birth OUCHIES! I was lucky 2 hrs 55 minutes no pain relief but water birth which was so good.
worst piece of shit ever. this formula only works if you are willing to make fun of someone or yourself. whoever made this clearly takes themselves too seriously to have achieved anything close to humor.
@hirejennifermasters PLEASE! watch your potty mouth ¬_¬ ! didnt your mother/father ever teach you any manners, that if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all? I guess not....I feel sorry for you truly I do.
@Crabcake26 : It's the interwebs- I hardly think that even qualifies as swearing. And this is NOT a private forum, so... no thank you. I will not watch my potty mouth. And my parents taught me more than you could ever know. How to love, and be loved. How to appreciate beauty and literature. That I am no better or worse than anyone. And most importantly, how to laugh- especially at myself. Your response proved my point- you took yourself seriously enough to scold a stranger. tsk.
@Crabcake26 : And please for the love of God someone tell me what in the hell feeling sorry for me is going to do for me or you? So go ahead, spend your energy feeling sorry for me. I don't.
weather you choose to vaccinate or not, if you are not **aware** of vaccine injuries, or have not even researched the **possible** cons of vaccinating then you are just completely in the dark.
@hortulanus94 If you knew the truth, you'd hate the fact that you WERE circumcised. You lost tissue and sexual feeling, as well as introduced a lot of potential problems.
@hortulanus94 There's no possible way for you to know it. I know that I would've liked to have the choice to have my entire body intact and see what it felt like and then decide. Don't sell out your gender.
supernatural champion mamas Yeah keep ruling clocking the wannaBbigDEATHpharmagriculture as you go rockin you victoriously it aint no secret uniform your truly making live raw on the evil war thank you for being in solidarity. those targe't trolls were too busy looking at and sucking the wrong THING last time I checked!!!
It's such a shame the transcribe audio is so crappy for this one and I (and other hearing impaired users) have no idea what they're saying, because it seems really funny! =/
Yay! I've said so many of these things! Haha. Nurse-ins and choosing not to mutilate our sons. Oh man. And I don't have a crib either, although I ended up a "natural" mama because I'm poor and live in a one bedroom apartment, but that's ok!
@aberdeen14 Just to be clear, I'm talking about legs and underarms, not the pubic area. I've never shaved my pubic area (though I have cut it very short) , and don't ever plan on it, it's weird, uncomfortable, and makes me look like a little girl, which is even weirder!
One of my clients sent me this because some of your expressions are exactly what I say - pretty funny!!! Love the "you use regular deorderant" "spirulina comment", and the coconut oil (as most of my clients eat it)!!! Thanks for the laugh and putting a funny angle on being healthy!!
Ha ha, very funny. I do agree I would never pump in a bathroom, and I think you left out a few: elimination communication, extended rear-facing, and baby-led weaning. Still great laughs. Thanks.
OH MY GLOB!!!! I literally spit my coffee out on the computer desk when she said "shit, I got the low fat" LOL!!! I can absolutely relate!!!! This is SPOT ON!!! hahahahaaaa!
This was very cute and thought out well! Im very glad to see that im not alone in my views. lol Thank you for sharing. Loved the "chose not to mutilate his genitals" Amazing!!!
omg!!! ending with breast pump sound was priceless!!!....didn't know it but i am a crunchy mom! i say most of these things and I love "the business of being born".
@hrniemi BTW Thanks for telling me im "responsible". My child is 2 and currently up to date on ALL her shot. BUT thanks for making this out to be a mama war when it was not.
The vaccine thing always touches a nerve, doesn't it? Some parents don't find the risk/benefit ratio acceptable with vaccines. And how many parents ACTUALLY look at research, not just the nightly news? I can show you a bunch of studies that convince me that feeding children junk food is dangerous and irresponsible. Ultimately each parent has to answer to their conscience and their children. Crunchy people need to understand that others don't think like us.
Yes, tossing aside modern medical knowledge and instead investing all your energy into fringe groups and what you believe is "natural" is an intelligent idea. . .
@hrniemi Do some research than post. Besides she is not saying DO NOT VAX YOUR CHILD its just something people in the crunchy community happen to feel strongly about.
Laughed so hard my husband came in the room to ask if I was okay. I guess I'm a little crunchier than I thought! (Not *that* crunchy, but more than I thought!)
Yes, I've said all of those except the public restroom pumping! Encapsulated placenta, check! And my husband didn't catch my babies, I caught my OWN! Hoo-yeah! And funny that someone was telling you an elective c section is not crunchy. *gasp*. Really?
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I laughed a lot at this, but only because this is the total opposite of me. And I find the first world shit crunchy moms worry about to be beyond amusing :-)
Precious!!! I love when you say "Ina May Gaskin" I live VERY close to her, have been to her house, and interviewed her husband once. At the time I didn't know who/what she was, but now I think it's neat. Thanks for this cute video!
oh and the glass jars, so funny. That would probably go by unnoticed by people not making their own kombucha/kefir/kvass/other weird fermented drink. For those citing annoyance, we don't really run around lecturing people about these things. But among family or similar moms, these things get said, and the topics are prevalent. I don't know why it surprised me to have so much in common, but it is funny.
This was so funny, down to the lowfat yogurt and $20 maple syrup. I was waiting for the closet full of carriers/ wraps and a co op reference for wooden teethers and stainless steel sippies, but maybe I'm expecting too much of me in there. ;)
I can't stop laughing! My 7-week-old was a homebirth caught by Daddy (midwife didn't make it in time!) And my placenta is currently in the freezer, waiting to be planted, though, not eaten... also encapsulation was considered!
Oh thank somethin' that I don't have friends like this. You guys are obviously entitled to raise your kids how you want and that's cool - but I have a feeling you annoy the "sh*t" out o your childless friends.
Ummmm, so I think I might be able to consider my self "crunchy" after seeing this!! I can relate to at least half of the things in this video. SO hilarious! I can't wait to show my hubby!! :)
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So funny! Thanks for sharing this, it made my day. I'm off to share it on Non-Toxic Kids. Check it out for green parenting news and maybe you will find more content for your next video!
And have you ever tried maple syrup in coffee-- oh so good-- and oh so darn expensive!
Ever since I saw this a few days ago, I watch it every day!! LOVE IT! Shared it on facebook, and got great responses! Totally relate to the Ergo/back fat!! HAHA!!
Ahhh! I laughed so hard, I agree with another poster--although I have not said every last one of these, it has at least been a conversation with other crunchy friends! ^_^
Hey Mama Natural... I was unable to breastfeed or pump past 7 weeks, but I still give my son 10 ounces of donor milk and organic formula (he is 4.5 months old). I cloth diaper and plan to make my own organic baby food- if we don't do BLW, that is. I had a completely natural 26-hour birth with a doula, my husband caught the baby, and we didn't circumcise. I also babywear. Am I still considered crunchy?! ;)
@prettysailorusagi - You might not have been able to breastfeed, but you did what you could.. and it sounds like you really put a lot of effort into doing the best job you could there! And, considering you cloth diaper, make organic baby food, had a natural birth, babywear, AND didn't circumcise ... I'd say you are ABSOLUTELY crunchy!
I'm not Mama Natural, obviously, but the answer is DEFINITELY yes.
I don't know if I'd call this "crunchy". I know lots of women who I would consider "natural, or crunchy" and they are not like this at all. This seems more like "shit pretentious suburban whole foods shopping mamas say", no offense. Elective C-section? That's not crunchy. Neither is worrying about back fat or any kind of fat of all.
hahaha i never really thought of myself as "crunchy", but I do half this stuff at least. that's pretty funny. coconut oil, coconut oil.... that was literally me yesterday! I wouldn't have thought that stuff is so hard to find! we're off to henry's in a couple hours. :) great video!
erin143 7 hours ago
superb
ISCMULTIMEDIA 1 day ago
a chicken pox party ACTUALLY sounds kind of like a good idea lmao
olgeiger 1 day ago
@olgeiger, pox parties aren't endorsed by any medical associations. If your child is sick with the chicken pox, do not infect other people. Keep them at home. Chicken pox can have dangerous effects on anyone, especially young children. The younger you are when you get chicken pox, the more likely you are to get shingles later. Also, never send chicken pox infected items through the mail or you could be charged with bio-terrorism.
MurasakiSunshine 19 hours ago
"It's actually INA May Gaskin." <3<3<3
Tanguera428 2 days ago
Still LOVE this!! and part two is so AWESOME as WELL!
PettoPrincess88 2 days ago
Lol! The pumping had my husband laughing from across the room:)
AutumnsMommy2011 2 days ago
haha this is amazing!!!!
CoopRawrr 3 days ago
haha! these make me have stitches from laughing so hard! You should do a mock sex edu vid for teens - you'd prob scare them way into their twenties til having kids. Or at least to definately using contraception ;) I forgot you have a 48hr water birth OUCHIES! I was lucky 2 hrs 55 minutes no pain relief but water birth which was so good.
Crabcake26 3 days ago
this is too funny!! that's me looking for coconut oil!!
thelongproject 4 days ago 3
worst piece of shit ever. this formula only works if you are willing to make fun of someone or yourself. whoever made this clearly takes themselves too seriously to have achieved anything close to humor.
hirejennifermasters 4 days ago
@hirejennifermasters PLEASE! watch your potty mouth ¬_¬ ! didnt your mother/father ever teach you any manners, that if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all? I guess not....I feel sorry for you truly I do.
Crabcake26 3 days ago
@Crabcake26 : It's the interwebs- I hardly think that even qualifies as swearing. And this is NOT a private forum, so... no thank you. I will not watch my potty mouth. And my parents taught me more than you could ever know. How to love, and be loved. How to appreciate beauty and literature. That I am no better or worse than anyone. And most importantly, how to laugh- especially at myself. Your response proved my point- you took yourself seriously enough to scold a stranger. tsk.
hirejennifermasters 3 days ago
@Crabcake26 : And please for the love of God someone tell me what in the hell feeling sorry for me is going to do for me or you? So go ahead, spend your energy feeling sorry for me. I don't.
hirejennifermasters 3 days ago
weather you choose to vaccinate or not, if you are not **aware** of vaccine injuries, or have not even researched the **possible** cons of vaccinating then you are just completely in the dark.
mamaler0y 4 days ago
WHo pumps in the bathroom???? Why did you put that? :( I enjoyed the whole thing until that part...
BrandiRevers 5 days ago
I couldn't decide on the placenta, btw, so we ended up putting in the garden. I should have eaten it.
aberdeen14 1 week ago
I say all of this shit so much that I decided to become a Doula. Thanks for making this video. You so get us crunchy moms. :) Much love!
aberdeen14 1 week ago
"i might eat my placenta, i might not" oh dear god get that image out of my head
LINDSAYLIKEOMG 1 week ago 12
I'm a guy, and I would hate it if I hadn't been circumcised...
hortulanus94 1 week ago
@hortulanus94 If you knew the truth, you'd hate the fact that you WERE circumcised. You lost tissue and sexual feeling, as well as introduced a lot of potential problems.
michaelbelt 1 week ago 2
@hortulanus94 You can always elect to get circumcised when you're an adult.. it's not quite the same getting one reversed.
txarlguy 1 week ago
@hortulanus94 There's no possible way for you to know it. I know that I would've liked to have the choice to have my entire body intact and see what it felt like and then decide. Don't sell out your gender.
emerickscott 5 days ago 2
@hortulanus94 How would you know? You have no basis for comparison.
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@hortulanus94 "I'm a guy, and I would hate it if I hadn't been circumcised..."
LOL that is like a blind person saying I would hate to see! roflmfao It's better in color bro, trust me!
Trazillian 3 days ago
supernatural champion mamas Yeah keep ruling clocking the wannaBbigDEATHpharmagriculture as you go rockin you victoriously it aint no secret uniform your truly making live raw on the evil war thank you for being in solidarity. those targe't trolls were too busy looking at and sucking the wrong THING last time I checked!!!
kellyrooster1 1 week ago
Hilarious, but the vaccine part belongs under "Sh*t Uninformed Mom's Say" :(
peaseapea 1 week ago
It's such a shame the transcribe audio is so crappy for this one and I (and other hearing impaired users) have no idea what they're saying, because it seems really funny! =/
Ava539ify 1 week ago
This was great!
lovins88 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah! And watch the one I made, "Shit Toddlers Say"
LadyLizard86 2 weeks ago
Yay! I've said so many of these things! Haha. Nurse-ins and choosing not to mutilate our sons. Oh man. And I don't have a crib either, although I ended up a "natural" mama because I'm poor and live in a one bedroom apartment, but that's ok!
LadyLizard86 2 weeks ago
@LadyLizard86 You rock!
aberdeen14 1 week ago
Lol the veggie chips in the restroom.
MrMusicFM 2 weeks ago
Hilarious!!!!
TheCheeseslave 2 weeks ago
"Spur-u-lee-na!"
Hadra568 2 weeks ago
'I might eat my placenta, I might not'
I'm rolling over here.
I might have shit my pants, I might not have. Nope...it looks like spirulina.
kpeavey2 2 weeks ago
They forgot, "Why should I shave? It's natural for us to have hair on our bodies!"
naturekeene7 2 weeks ago
@naturekeene7 sadly, they missed this one. I shaved for the first baby, haven't shaved since!
aberdeen14 1 week ago
@aberdeen14 Just to be clear, I'm talking about legs and underarms, not the pubic area. I've never shaved my pubic area (though I have cut it very short) , and don't ever plan on it, it's weird, uncomfortable, and makes me look like a little girl, which is even weirder!
naturekeene7 4 days ago
gotta love the jelly jar glasses
cownslur 2 weeks ago
hahaha awesome... i can relate to everything u said! :)
00babyluv00 2 weeks ago
Love it
vansom 2 weeks ago
Haha aww I already say all this and more thanks for that!!
poeticwaxer 2 weeks ago
OH. MY. THIS WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU :)
naturesknockout 2 weeks ago
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naturesknockout 2 weeks ago
One of my clients sent me this because some of your expressions are exactly what I say - pretty funny!!! Love the "you use regular deorderant" "spirulina comment", and the coconut oil (as most of my clients eat it)!!! Thanks for the laugh and putting a funny angle on being healthy!!
MoveYourBodyStudios 2 weeks ago
Oh my goodness I LOVE this!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
BeachPeach822 2 weeks ago
haha, i totally wanna be this woman
0ElizaB0 2 weeks ago
Ha ha, very funny. I do agree I would never pump in a bathroom, and I think you left out a few: elimination communication, extended rear-facing, and baby-led weaning. Still great laughs. Thanks.
BloomyMommy 2 weeks ago
OH MY GLOB!!!! I literally spit my coffee out on the computer desk when she said "shit, I got the low fat" LOL!!! I can absolutely relate!!!! This is SPOT ON!!! hahahahaaaa!
mamacass70 2 weeks ago 2
Love, Love, LOVE this video and Mama Natural!!
moygo2 2 weeks ago
YES YES!!!!
jadeddrifter 2 weeks ago
Love the pumping in the bathroom stall. THUMBS UP!
jabkrb77 2 weeks ago 2
Amazing
BabyBellyKelli 2 weeks ago
I can relate to this video on so many levels. Hilarious!
TreehuggerLoveEarth 2 weeks ago
This was very cute and thought out well! Im very glad to see that im not alone in my views. lol Thank you for sharing. Loved the "chose not to mutilate his genitals" Amazing!!!
TheAlliCat 2 weeks ago 2
@libertariandeist ...wow...asshole.
TheAlliCat 2 weeks ago
@TheAlliCat I know right? No boundaries. This is why libertarianism will never take off.
jadeddrifter 2 weeks ago
loved this, but NoWay have or would i pump in a bathroom or put up with someoneexpecting me to. eew!
Luthiensmama 3 weeks ago 2
Shit Meditators Say. hahaha - wasn't sure what you meant by crunchy until we watched this....
TinyDevotions 3 weeks ago
funny ...awesome ...true......makes good conversation.....true stuff
ccmidwife 3 weeks ago
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I thought from the thumbnail the dark hair chick would be hot, Then, in typical woman fashion, she opened her mouth.
libertariandeist 3 weeks ago
OMGodess! This is so funny!
greatdoula 3 weeks ago
hahahahahaha So hysterical!
bigguysmama 3 weeks ago
gawd... my husband posted this on my facebook... can see why!!! hahaha
MisheelChuluun 3 weeks ago
OMGaw this is soooo me lol:) Love It!!!
SincereLyNaturale 3 weeks ago
omg!!! ending with breast pump sound was priceless!!!....didn't know it but i am a crunchy mom! i say most of these things and I love "the business of being born".
MsLoyal12 3 weeks ago
Even my fiance, who just goes with what I decide most of the time, laughed because this reminded him of me. Especially the deodorant thing.
fallingfromthestarsx 3 weeks ago
This woman is every 30-something mom in Boulder, CO
NicholtheJournalist 3 weeks ago
@Gabeandjesss Hahaha that's so funny, I thought of you when I watched this!
L0VEx1901 3 weeks ago
Loooove it!!
GabeandJesss 3 weeks ago 22
really funny stuff - I know my friends will LOVE it!
sign4babycom 3 weeks ago
hahahaha!!! Great Video :)
sydandtaryn 3 weeks ago
AWESOME.
olygomez 3 weeks ago
GREAT VIDEO!!! love it!
17sti 3 weeks ago
@hrniemi BTW Thanks for telling me im "responsible". My child is 2 and currently up to date on ALL her shot. BUT thanks for making this out to be a mama war when it was not.
audreynicole2688 3 weeks ago
oh natural moms, dont bother lol
tayasoap 3 weeks ago
pardon my ignorance but who or what is a crunchy mom may i ask? thanks!
tayasoap 3 weeks ago
So great! My favorite is s-p-i-r-u-l-i-n-a!
cutiekeeps 3 weeks ago
bahahahaa!! Loved it! I am still laughing about the last shot! My husband doesn't get it. :P
meigscountyreb 3 weeks ago
Sooo funny...The sound of a breast pump...ahhhhh! I think I hear it in my sleep.
lostandpraying 3 weeks ago 2
This is hilarious! Love your vids :)
MsMissyPixie 3 weeks ago
So funny! And soooooooo true!
Daniella (Mama in Park Slope, Brooklyn, NY)
daniellaguetta 3 weeks ago
I love it, especially "We chose NOT to mutilate his genitals" lol. I've totally done the "babywearing fat check" a million times!
MommyJessica1 3 weeks ago 18
@MommyJessica1 Yeah!
ChocTigress 1 week ago
Guilty!
InspireMe1987 3 weeks ago
Hahahah OMG my mom is totaly like this!!! :D
Cheer4Life825 3 weeks ago
Did i read that right??
Wtf is a crunchy mama LOLOL
DaddyFatSzack 3 weeks ago
@DaddyFatSzack LOL it's like "healthy-crunchy" or"nature-crunchy". People who really take advantage of what natural resources have to offer.
MsMissyPixie 3 weeks ago
You forgot the part where they think "dr momma" is "proof" of any of the lies they spread .
ryoshi100 3 weeks ago
I guess I can officially call my self a granola mom!
greenspirit4229 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahaha! i love this! its all so true! wish i knew more hippie mamas whr i live!
thatthouartfilms 3 weeks ago
@thatthouartfilms
I was just thinking the same thing! i wanted to post this on my FB but figured none of my friends would get any of it lol
PraisingDaughter 3 weeks ago
Cont'd: And most people are not going to wake up one day and think "Oh wow crunchy mama was right!
And average people need to get that not everybody is mainstream, and that's OK, it doesn't really hurt you.
kingdomtuba 3 weeks ago
The vaccine thing always touches a nerve, doesn't it? Some parents don't find the risk/benefit ratio acceptable with vaccines. And how many parents ACTUALLY look at research, not just the nightly news? I can show you a bunch of studies that convince me that feeding children junk food is dangerous and irresponsible. Ultimately each parent has to answer to their conscience and their children. Crunchy people need to understand that others don't think like us.
kingdomtuba 3 weeks ago 3
Did I see her veggie snacks on the bathroom counter?!?!
MrsHernandezAsh 3 weeks ago
I guess that makes me a good 90% crunchy and proud of it !
BubblySoup 3 weeks ago
whats a crunchy mama? like from vermont?
whitelighter27club 3 weeks ago
@whitelighter27club
No.. something more like all natural, organic etc
BubblySoup 3 weeks ago
Hahaha, I've literally heard about 90% of these. :)
allidock11 3 weeks ago
hahaha... love this!
MomReviews 3 weeks ago
"they took down another breastfeeding video!" LOL
MrRuneball 3 weeks ago
@hrniemi 10.5 months of pregnancy? I didnt know that was even possible.
justplainjoe 3 weeks ago
Yes, tossing aside modern medical knowledge and instead investing all your energy into fringe groups and what you believe is "natural" is an intelligent idea. . .
JesterEXW 3 weeks ago
@hrniemi Do some research than post. Besides she is not saying DO NOT VAX YOUR CHILD its just something people in the crunchy community happen to feel strongly about.
audreynicole2688 3 weeks ago 4
Love it! Shared!!!
jodikershuk 3 weeks ago
So true-I love this! Keep up the great work...you make me smile :)
ajla9904 3 weeks ago
hilarious! is that a mason jar of kombucha? love it!
emmaannfrosini 3 weeks ago
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STOP THESE FUCKING VIDEOS
Funnymw2Fails 3 weeks ago
@Funnymw2Fails just stop watching them lol.
mzkrissypants 2 weeks ago
Sh*t Crunchy Dad's Say:
"What do you mean playpen, we are Carry Mammals."
"The baby will be fine it's just a (fill in the animal) bite/scratch."
"He loves to watch me garden!"
"Alright, Naked Family Time!"
"Which Midwife do you want for our next baby?"
"If you even try to vaccinate my child I will rip your lungs out."
"You should take the baby outside today, he needs to get more sunshine!"
By the way if I wasn't happily married I would totally propose to this woman.
kingdomtuba 3 weeks ago
bahahaha i think i've said every single one of these things!
eegrn 3 weeks ago
Laughed so hard my husband came in the room to ask if I was okay. I guess I'm a little crunchier than I thought! (Not *that* crunchy, but more than I thought!)
dw9559 3 weeks ago
These people really exist? Yikes...my fellow white people are crazy.
Jblod240 3 weeks ago
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
laeryken 3 weeks ago
What the heck is a crunchy mama???!!!
bajadatoast99 3 weeks ago
@bajadatoast99 LOLOL!!!
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debridge1000 3 weeks ago
lol hilarious!
d3cad3ntd0ll 3 weeks ago
WTF ? gotta think this through!
ThePennygirl 3 weeks ago
haha that's me and my friends
thetruthergirls 3 weeks ago
You forgot to say something about elimination communication like "Be right back, i got to hold my baby over the toilet"
xrebelkittenx 3 weeks ago
Yes, I've said all of those except the public restroom pumping! Encapsulated placenta, check! And my husband didn't catch my babies, I caught my OWN! Hoo-yeah! And funny that someone was telling you an elective c section is not crunchy. *gasp*. Really?
ldeiker 3 weeks ago
SOOOO funny! Another one is "my 2 year old has a fever, let's get him to the chiropractor! lol!
TheMommyrachel 3 weeks ago 3
I think I've either said those things or know someone who has. Given birth at home and ate my encapsulated placenta.
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MultiSocoro 3 weeks ago
I laughed a lot at this, but only because this is the total opposite of me. And I find the first world shit crunchy moms worry about to be beyond amusing :-)
kipperfan02 3 weeks ago
LMAO, THis could be stuff Pam said a decade ago!! Love Love Love it!
pambcrump 3 weeks ago
Not to hate or anything, but man this shit girls say vids are starting to get old. But you did had some funny moments in the video though.
DarkN0vaX 3 weeks ago
"we chose NOT to mutilate his genitals" So true!!!
ShmeePadge 3 weeks ago 48
I honestly laughed out loud. So funny.
fleafleafleaable 3 weeks ago
I seriously cannot stop laughing at this. Watched about 12 times today. Great job!
jlg921 3 weeks ago
hah! my wife :D
SinnNorth 3 weeks ago
Precious!!! I love when you say "Ina May Gaskin" I live VERY close to her, have been to her house, and interviewed her husband once. At the time I didn't know who/what she was, but now I think it's neat. Thanks for this cute video!
limbaughlady 3 weeks ago 9
@limbaughlady Steven, or the goat?
rickkuhn 3 weeks ago
LOL this sounds like my mom
MgGiecelene 3 weeks ago
LOL love this!!!!
kissycastaneda 3 weeks ago
I consider myself a crunchy mom but what's up with the jars?? I never seen that and heard of making my own drinks..can someone fill me in please
felicio111 3 weeks ago
Hey, I am with you from the begining of mamanaturalblog and never saw this huge numbers. Wow, wonderful, 116 422. Horey.
TheLynata 3 weeks ago
oh and the glass jars, so funny. That would probably go by unnoticed by people not making their own kombucha/kefir/kvass/other weird fermented drink. For those citing annoyance, we don't really run around lecturing people about these things. But among family or similar moms, these things get said, and the topics are prevalent. I don't know why it surprised me to have so much in common, but it is funny.
jasupergut 3 weeks ago 4
This was so funny, down to the lowfat yogurt and $20 maple syrup. I was waiting for the closet full of carriers/ wraps and a co op reference for wooden teethers and stainless steel sippies, but maybe I'm expecting too much of me in there. ;)
jasupergut 3 weeks ago
@jasupergut She needs to make a part two now.
mattiehatter106 3 weeks ago
I can't stop laughing! My 7-week-old was a homebirth caught by Daddy (midwife didn't make it in time!) And my placenta is currently in the freezer, waiting to be planted, though, not eaten... also encapsulation was considered!
courtneyiam 3 weeks ago
Oh thank somethin' that I don't have friends like this. You guys are obviously entitled to raise your kids how you want and that's cool - but I have a feeling you annoy the "sh*t" out o your childless friends.
speed0spank 3 weeks ago
@speed0spank just about anything child related would annoy the sh*t out of some childless people.
plurality16 3 weeks ago
Ummmm, so I think I might be able to consider my self "crunchy" after seeing this!! I can relate to at least half of the things in this video. SO hilarious! I can't wait to show my hubby!! :)
reynoldsfamily3 3 weeks ago
I may have said every single thing in the video, lol! Love it!
aheadofstraight 3 weeks ago
Totally can relate to this! Love it!
Enci3 3 weeks ago
I haven't the slightest idea what this is about, but it was still entertaining for some reason
itsMinuteMaid 3 weeks ago
I love it! ...but I would NEVER pump in a bathroom! If I wouldn't breastfeed there, I wouldn't pump there!
jely137 3 weeks ago
Bwahaha! I love this. I love being crunchy. <3
ThePittie03 3 weeks ago
LOVE lol!
TheOrtonsLife 3 weeks ago
I love this. I can't decide which is my favourite part. Maybe the pumping in the public toilet.
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aGlamMama 3 weeks ago
So funny! Thanks for sharing this, it made my day. I'm off to share it on Non-Toxic Kids. Check it out for green parenting news and maybe you will find more content for your next video!
And have you ever tried maple syrup in coffee-- oh so good-- and oh so darn expensive!
vermontkaty 3 weeks ago
I love this! I had to watch it again because it's so funny. I wish it were longer - such great entertainment! Who knew I was so crunchy? ;)
Nikitta34 3 weeks ago
LMAO! nice...
kimytaf 3 weeks ago
HA!!!! I was saying all this Sh*t 23 years ago. Makes me smile. Let's keep this up.
riverstoneannie1 3 weeks ago
OMG I love you!!! This is great! And I believe I've said everything on here...even ate placenta. Yup! :)
mommykonny 3 weeks ago
(also forgot to mention extended breastfeeding of a >3yr toddler :P)
momentumyoga 3 weeks ago
You forgot to mention ECing, BLWing, or having a $1000 stash of woven wraps. :P
Otherwise, I'm so there with the rest of this one. :)
momentumyoga 3 weeks ago 2
I'm sure I'll say a lot of these things if I decide to become a mom.
ElectricMayhem87 3 weeks ago
ha ha i've said a few of those!
jennayoung99 3 weeks ago
This is hillarious! OMG so me
NannyPani 3 weeks ago
Ever since I saw this a few days ago, I watch it every day!! LOVE IT! Shared it on facebook, and got great responses! Totally relate to the Ergo/back fat!! HAHA!!
coppertop2007 3 weeks ago
Ahhh! I laughed so hard, I agree with another poster--although I have not said every last one of these, it has at least been a conversation with other crunchy friends! ^_^
ermajo 3 weeks ago
Hey Mama Natural... I was unable to breastfeed or pump past 7 weeks, but I still give my son 10 ounces of donor milk and organic formula (he is 4.5 months old). I cloth diaper and plan to make my own organic baby food- if we don't do BLW, that is. I had a completely natural 26-hour birth with a doula, my husband caught the baby, and we didn't circumcise. I also babywear. Am I still considered crunchy?! ;)
prettysailorusagi 3 weeks ago 4
@prettysailorusagi - You might not have been able to breastfeed, but you did what you could.. and it sounds like you really put a lot of effort into doing the best job you could there! And, considering you cloth diaper, make organic baby food, had a natural birth, babywear, AND didn't circumcise ... I'd say you are ABSOLUTELY crunchy!
I'm not Mama Natural, obviously, but the answer is DEFINITELY yes.
joelface 3 weeks ago 2
@joelface Aw thanks! :D Heheh, never would I have thought I would consider "crunchy" a compliment before I had my son... but now, I definitely do! :)
prettysailorusagi 3 weeks ago
that was funny
candyformandy 3 weeks ago
Soooo Ithaca!
janelleam1 3 weeks ago
I don't know if I'd call this "crunchy". I know lots of women who I would consider "natural, or crunchy" and they are not like this at all. This seems more like "shit pretentious suburban whole foods shopping mamas say", no offense. Elective C-section? That's not crunchy. Neither is worrying about back fat or any kind of fat of all.
gagecanadia 3 weeks ago
@gagecanadia You don't get it. Elective C-section is commenting *against* those who choose it. If you got the video you wouldn't be questioning it!
SheraOyervides 3 weeks ago 7