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  • hahaha i never really thought of myself as "crunchy", but I do half this stuff at least. that's pretty funny. coconut oil, coconut oil.... that was literally me yesterday! I wouldn't have thought that stuff is so hard to find! we're off to henry's in a couple hours. :) great video!

  • superb

  • a chicken pox party ACTUALLY sounds kind of like a good idea lmao

  • @olgeiger, pox parties aren't endorsed by any medical associations. If your child is sick with the chicken pox, do not infect other people. Keep them at home. Chicken pox can have dangerous effects on anyone, especially young children. The younger you are when you get chicken pox, the more likely you are to get shingles later. Also, never send chicken pox infected items through the mail or you could be charged with bio-terrorism.

  • "It's actually INA May Gaskin." <3<3<3

  • Still LOVE this!! and part two is so AWESOME as WELL!

  • Lol! The pumping had my husband laughing from across the room:)

  • haha this is amazing!!!!

  • haha! these make me have stitches from laughing so hard! You should do a mock sex edu vid for teens - you'd prob scare them way into their twenties til having kids. Or at least to definately using contraception ;) I forgot you have a 48hr water birth OUCHIES! I was lucky 2 hrs 55 minutes no pain relief but water birth which was so good.

  • this is too funny!! that's me looking for coconut oil!!

  • worst piece of shit ever. this formula only works if you are willing to make fun of someone or yourself. whoever made this clearly takes themselves too seriously to have achieved anything close to humor.

  • @hirejennifermasters PLEASE! watch your potty mouth ¬_¬ ! didnt your mother/father ever teach you any manners, that if you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all? I guess not....I feel sorry for you truly I do.

  • @Crabcake26 : It's the interwebs- I hardly think that even qualifies as swearing. And this is NOT a private forum, so... no thank you. I will not watch my potty mouth. And my parents taught me more than you could ever know. How to love, and be loved. How to appreciate beauty and literature. That I am no better or worse than anyone. And most importantly, how to laugh- especially at myself. Your response proved my point- you took yourself seriously enough to scold a stranger. tsk.

  • @Crabcake26 : And please for the love of God someone tell me what in the hell feeling sorry for me is going to do for me or you? So go ahead, spend your energy feeling sorry for me. I don't.

  • weather you choose to vaccinate or not, if you are not **aware** of vaccine injuries, or have not even researched the **possible** cons of vaccinating then you are just completely in the dark.

  • WHo pumps in the bathroom???? Why did you put that? :( I enjoyed the whole thing until that part...

  • I couldn't decide on the placenta, btw, so we ended up putting in the garden. I should have eaten it.

  • I say all of this shit so much that I decided to become a Doula. Thanks for making this video. You so get us crunchy moms. :) Much love!

  • "i might eat my placenta, i might not" oh dear god get that image out of my head

  • I'm a guy, and I would hate it if I hadn't been circumcised...

  • @hortulanus94 If you knew the truth, you'd hate the fact that you WERE circumcised. You lost tissue and sexual feeling, as well as introduced a lot of potential problems.

  • @hortulanus94 You can always elect to get circumcised when you're an adult.. it's not quite the same getting one reversed.

  • @hortulanus94 There's no possible way for you to know it. I know that I would've liked to have the choice to have my entire body intact and see what it felt like and then decide. Don't sell out your gender.

  • @hortulanus94 How would you know? You have no basis for comparison.

  • supernatural champion mamas Yeah keep ruling clocking the wannaBbigDEATHpharmagriculture as you go rockin you victoriously it aint no secret uniform your truly making live raw on the evil war thank you for being in solidarity. those targe't trolls were too busy looking at and sucking the wrong THING last time I checked!!!

  • Hilarious, but the vaccine part belongs under "Sh*t Uninformed Mom's Say" :(

  • It's such a shame the transcribe audio is so crappy for this one and I (and other hearing impaired users) have no idea what they're saying, because it seems really funny! =/

  • This was great!

  • Oh yeah! And watch the one I made, "Shit Toddlers Say"

  • Yay! I've said so many of these things! Haha. Nurse-ins and choosing not to mutilate our sons. Oh man. And I don't have a crib either, although I ended up a "natural" mama because I'm poor and live in a one bedroom apartment, but that's ok!

  • @LadyLizard86 You rock!

  • Lol the veggie chips in the restroom.

  • Hilarious!!!!

    

  • "Spur-u-lee-na!"

  • 'I might eat my placenta, I might not'

    I'm rolling over here.

    I might have shit my pants, I might not have. Nope...it looks like spirulina.

  • They forgot, "Why should I shave? It's natural for us to have hair on our bodies!"

  • @naturekeene7 sadly, they missed this one. I shaved for the first baby, haven't shaved since!

  • @aberdeen14 Just to be clear, I'm talking about legs and underarms, not the pubic area. I've never shaved my pubic area (though I have cut it very short) , and don't ever plan on it, it's weird, uncomfortable, and makes me look like a little girl, which is even weirder!

  • gotta love the jelly jar glasses

  • hahaha awesome... i can relate to everything u said! :)

  • Love it

  • Haha aww I already say all this and more thanks for that!!

  • OH. MY. THIS WAS AWESOME. THANK YOU :)

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  • One of my clients sent me this because some of your expressions are exactly what I say - pretty funny!!! Love the "you use regular deorderant" "spirulina comment", and the coconut oil (as most of my clients eat it)!!! Thanks for the laugh and putting a funny angle on being healthy!!

  • Oh my goodness I LOVE this!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!

  • haha, i totally wanna be this woman

  • Ha ha, very funny. I do agree I would never pump in a bathroom, and I think you left out a few: elimination communication, extended rear-facing, and baby-led weaning. Still great laughs. Thanks.

  • OH MY GLOB!!!! I literally spit my coffee out on the computer desk when she said "shit, I got the low fat" LOL!!! I can absolutely relate!!!! This is SPOT ON!!! hahahahaaaa!

  • Love, Love, LOVE this video and Mama Natural!!

  • YES YES!!!!

  • Love the pumping in the bathroom stall. THUMBS UP!

  • Amazing

  • I can relate to this video on so many levels. Hilarious!

  • This was very cute and thought out well! Im very glad to see that im not alone in my views. lol Thank you for sharing. Loved the "chose not to mutilate his genitals" Amazing!!!

  • @libertariandeist ...wow...asshole.

  • @TheAlliCat I know right? No boundaries. This is why libertarianism will never take off.

  • loved this, but NoWay have or would i pump in a bathroom or put up with someoneexpecting me to. eew!

  • Shit Meditators Say. hahaha - wasn't sure what you meant by crunchy until we watched this....

  • funny ...awesome ...true......makes good conversation.....true stuff

  • OMGodess! This is so funny!

  • hahahahahaha So hysterical!

  • gawd... my husband posted this on my facebook... can see why!!! hahaha

  • OMGaw this is soooo me lol:) Love It!!!

  • omg!!! ending with breast pump sound was priceless!!!....didn't know it but i am a crunchy mom! i say most of these things and I love "the business of being born".

  • Even my fiance, who just goes with what I decide most of the time, laughed because this reminded him of me. Especially the deodorant thing.

  • This woman is every 30-something mom in Boulder, CO

  • @Gabeandjesss Hahaha that's so funny, I thought of you when I watched this!

  • Loooove it!!

  • really funny stuff - I know my friends will LOVE it!

  • hahahaha!!! Great Video :)

  • AWESOME.

  • GREAT VIDEO!!! love it!

  • @hrniemi BTW Thanks for telling me im "responsible". My child is 2 and currently up to date on ALL her shot. BUT thanks for making this out to be a mama war when it was not.

  • oh natural moms, dont bother lol

  • pardon my ignorance but who or what is a crunchy mom may i ask? thanks!

  • So great! My favorite is s-p-i-r-u-l-i-n-a!

  • bahahahaa!! Loved it! I am still laughing about the last shot! My husband doesn't get it. :P

  • Sooo funny...The sound of a breast pump...ahhhhh! I think I hear it in my sleep.

  • This is hilarious! Love your vids :)

  • So funny! And soooooooo true!

    Daniella (Mama in Park Slope, Brooklyn, NY)

  • I love it, especially "We chose NOT to mutilate his genitals" lol. I've totally done the "babywearing fat check" a million times!

  • @MommyJessica1 Yeah!

  • Guilty!

  • Hahahah OMG my mom is totaly like this!!! :D

  • Did i read that right??

    Wtf is a crunchy mama LOLOL

  • @DaddyFatSzack LOL it's like "healthy-crunchy" or"nature-crunchy". People who really take advantage of what natural resources have to offer.

  • You forgot the part where they think "dr momma" is "proof" of any of the lies they spread .

  • I guess I can officially call my self a granola mom!

  • hahahahahahahaha! i love this! its all so true! wish i knew more hippie mamas whr i live!

  • @thatthouartfilms

    I was just thinking the same thing! i wanted to post this on my FB but figured none of my friends would get any of it lol

  • Cont'd: And most people are not going to wake up one day and think "Oh wow crunchy mama was right!

    And average people need to get that not everybody is mainstream, and that's OK, it doesn't really hurt you.

  • The vaccine thing always touches a nerve, doesn't it? Some parents don't find the risk/benefit ratio acceptable with vaccines. And how many parents ACTUALLY look at research, not just the nightly news? I can show you a bunch of studies that convince me that feeding children junk food is dangerous and irresponsible. Ultimately each parent has to answer to their conscience and their children. Crunchy people need to understand that others don't think like us.

  • Did I see her veggie snacks on the bathroom counter?!?!

  • I guess that makes me a good 90% crunchy and proud of it !

  • whats a crunchy mama?  like from vermont?

  • @whitelighter27club

    No.. something more like all natural, organic etc

  • Hahaha, I've literally heard about 90% of these. :)

  • hahaha... love this!

  • "they took down another breastfeeding video!" LOL

  • @hrniemi 10.5 months of pregnancy?  I didnt know that was even possible.

  • Yes, tossing aside modern medical knowledge and instead investing all your energy into fringe groups and what you believe is "natural" is an intelligent idea. . .

  • @hrniemi Do some research than post. Besides she is not saying DO NOT VAX YOUR CHILD its just something people in the crunchy community happen to feel strongly about.

  • Love it! Shared!!!

  • So true-I love this! Keep up the great work...you make me smile :)

  • hilarious! is that a mason jar of kombucha? love it!

  • @Funnymw2Fails just stop watching them lol.

  • Sh*t Crunchy Dad's Say:

    "What do you mean playpen, we are Carry Mammals."

    "The baby will be fine it's just a (fill in the animal) bite/scratch." 

    "He loves to watch me garden!"

    "Alright, Naked Family Time!"

    "Which Midwife do you want for our next baby?"

    "If you even try to vaccinate my child I will rip your lungs out."

    "You should take the baby outside today, he needs to get more sunshine!"

    By the way if I wasn't happily married I would totally propose to this woman.

  • bahahaha i think i've said every single one of these things!

    

  • Laughed so hard my husband came in the room to ask if I was okay. I guess I'm a little crunchier than I thought! (Not *that* crunchy, but more than I thought!)

  • These people really exist? Yikes...my fellow white people are crazy.

  • gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • What the heck is a crunchy mama???!!!

  • @bajadatoast99 LOLOL!!!

  • lol hilarious!

  • WTF ? gotta think this through!

  • haha that's me and my friends

  • You forgot to say something about elimination communication like "Be right back, i got to hold my baby over the toilet"

  • Yes, I've said all of those except the public restroom pumping! Encapsulated placenta, check! And my husband didn't catch my babies, I caught my OWN! Hoo-yeah! And funny that someone was telling you an elective c section is not crunchy. *gasp*. Really?

  • SOOOO funny! Another one is "my 2 year old has a fever, let's get him to the chiropractor! lol!

  • I think I've either said those things or know someone who has. Given birth at home and ate my encapsulated placenta.

  • I laughed a lot at this, but only because this is the total opposite of me. And I find the first world shit crunchy moms worry about to be beyond amusing :-)

  • LMAO, THis could be stuff Pam said a decade ago!! Love Love Love it!

  • Not to hate or anything, but man this shit girls say vids are starting to get old. But you did had some funny moments in the video though.

  • "we chose NOT to mutilate his genitals" So true!!!

  • I honestly laughed out loud. So funny.

  • I seriously cannot stop laughing at this. Watched about 12 times today. Great job!

  • hah! my wife :D

  • Precious!!! I love when you say "Ina May Gaskin" I live VERY close to her, have been to her house, and interviewed her husband once. At the time I didn't know who/what she was, but now I think it's neat. Thanks for this cute video!

  • @limbaughlady Steven, or the goat?

  • LOL this sounds like my mom

  • LOL love this!!!!

  • I consider myself a crunchy mom but what's up with the jars?? I never seen that and heard of making my own drinks..can someone fill me in please

  • Hey, I am with you from the begining of mamanaturalblog and never saw this huge numbers. Wow, wonderful, 116 422. Horey.

  • oh and the glass jars, so funny. That would probably go by unnoticed by people not making their own kombucha/kefir/kvass/other weird fermented drink. For those citing annoyance, we don't really run around lecturing people about these things. But among family or similar moms, these things get said, and the topics are prevalent. I don't know why it surprised me to have so much in common, but it is funny.

  • This was so funny, down to the lowfat yogurt and $20 maple syrup. I was waiting for the closet full of carriers/ wraps and a co op reference for wooden teethers and stainless steel sippies, but maybe I'm expecting too much of me in there. ;)

  • @jasupergut She needs to make a part two now.

  • I can't stop laughing! My 7-week-old was a homebirth caught by Daddy (midwife didn't make it in time!) And my placenta is currently in the freezer, waiting to be planted, though, not eaten... also encapsulation was considered!

  • Oh thank somethin' that I don't have friends like this. You guys are obviously entitled to raise your kids how you want and that's cool - but I have a feeling you annoy the "sh*t" out o your childless friends.

  • @speed0spank just about anything child related would annoy the sh*t out of some childless people.

  • Ummmm, so I think I might be able to consider my self "crunchy" after seeing this!! I can relate to at least half of the things in this video. SO hilarious! I can't wait to show my hubby!! :)

  • I may have said every single thing in the video, lol! Love it!

  • Totally can relate to this! Love it!

  • I haven't the slightest idea what this is about, but it was still entertaining for some reason

  • I love it! ...but I would NEVER pump in a bathroom! If I wouldn't breastfeed there, I wouldn't pump there!

  • Bwahaha! I love this. I love being crunchy. <3

  • LOVE lol!

  • I love this. I can't decide which is my favourite part. Maybe the pumping in the public toilet.

  • So funny! Thanks for sharing this, it made my day. I'm off to share it on Non-Toxic Kids. Check it out for green parenting news and maybe you will find more content for your next video!

    And have you ever tried maple syrup in coffee-- oh so good-- and oh so darn expensive!

  • I love this! I had to watch it again because it's so funny. I wish it were longer - such great entertainment! Who knew I was so crunchy? ;)

  • LMAO! nice...

  • HA!!!! I was saying all this Sh*t 23 years ago. Makes me smile. Let's keep this up.

  • OMG I love you!!! This is great! And I believe I've said everything on here...even ate placenta. Yup! :)

  • (also forgot to mention extended breastfeeding of a >3yr toddler :P)

  • You forgot to mention ECing, BLWing, or having a $1000 stash of woven wraps. :P

    Otherwise, I'm so there with the rest of this one. :)

  • I'm sure I'll say a lot of these things if I decide to become a mom.

  • ha ha i've said a few of those!

  • This is hillarious! OMG so me

  • Ever since I saw this a few days ago, I watch it every day!! LOVE IT! Shared it on facebook, and got great responses! Totally relate to the Ergo/back fat!! HAHA!!

  • Ahhh! I laughed so hard, I agree with another poster--although I have not said every last one of these, it has at least been a conversation with other crunchy friends! ^_^

  • Hey Mama Natural... I was unable to breastfeed or pump past 7 weeks, but I still give my son 10 ounces of donor milk and organic formula (he is 4.5 months old). I cloth diaper and plan to make my own organic baby food- if we don't do BLW, that is. I had a completely natural 26-hour birth with a doula, my husband caught the baby, and we didn't circumcise. I also babywear. Am I still considered crunchy?! ;)

  • @prettysailorusagi - You might not have been able to breastfeed, but you did what you could.. and it sounds like you really put a lot of effort into doing the best job you could there! And, considering you cloth diaper, make organic baby food, had a natural birth, babywear, AND didn't circumcise ... I'd say you are ABSOLUTELY crunchy!

    I'm not Mama Natural, obviously, but the answer is DEFINITELY yes.

  • @joelface Aw thanks! :D Heheh, never would I have thought I would consider "crunchy" a compliment before I had my son... but now, I definitely do! :)

  • that was funny

  • Soooo Ithaca!

    

  • I don't know if I'd call this "crunchy". I know lots of women who I would consider "natural, or crunchy" and they are not like this at all. This seems more like "shit pretentious suburban whole foods shopping mamas say", no offense. Elective C-section? That's not crunchy. Neither is worrying about back fat or any kind of fat of all.

  • @gagecanadia You don't get it. Elective C-section is commenting *against* those who choose it. If you got the video you wouldn't be questioning it!