Masturbation Example #5 - Masturbation and Anorexia

[Edbrad]

This is either amazing satire or amazingly stupid

[RajaJita]

They are leaning over idiot

[RajaJita]

this guy is an idiot. He knows no science. I learned about most of this stuff in 7th grade.

[bradeli4]

lololololololol :D

[Esthin]

SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL.

[emobangs67]

WHAT THE HELL. These people are posing. They are slanting. This guy is fucking CRAZY!

[Pr0oST0RM]

So can I have as much sex as i want but not masterbate?

[bloodymissb]

Also, you seem to be totally unaware of how the human body moves when it is posed. All of these so called uneven torsos and such are in fact the result of the poses of these models. Go stand in front of a mirror in your underwear and copy these poses, take a picture of yourself that way and then I think you'll find your body creates similar angles. All these photos are very dramatically posed, especially the girl in the crutches. I can't believe I wasted my time watching this drivel.

[IronManPenisBook]

FYI: Seminal fluid is similar to cerebrospinal fluid and optical nerve fluid. There is some truth in the old-wives tale that masturbation can affect your vision. When the body is robbed of this fluid through excessive sex or masturbation, it can affect neurological function in the human male.

[Washingtonbunny81]

Naughty Babe Here!!

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[T3rm3nator]

/watch?v=d76KXvF0Lwg

This is 4 u add it after the adress

[kamilyon001]

I thought this video was extremely funny.

[abooodangel]

omg what a fuckin' dumbfuck the woman is standing like that because she posing for the camersu fuckin' ediot she's a model isn't she

[tonymillw]

whoever put this together needs to get a life.

boring

boring

[LaurenTV11030]

A total waste or time.

[rikokitty]

its a joke. duh.

[bloodymissb]

@rikokitty

Actually, this guy is totally serious, he blatantly says so on his profile. Very sad, I know. It's a joke to you and I, but not to him it's not.

[mkh616]

but not smoking drugs? great, pass the toke!

[Karletto555]

whatever

[poptartleader123]

i thought masturbation was lik a tottally nbormal thing??

=$

[madtownmadman]

Man, you need to go and whack the pud.

[chasethatdragon]

WTF IS THIS MAN

[anniemossct]

the woman in the leather bikini and shorts isn't a model, she's a race car driver named danica patrick. that photo was from her photo shoot with maxim.

[maxduddy1980]

This is a good video, i like it its funny!! But what makes me laugh most is that the prats that really think its true!!!!

[keto6789]

I will never masturbate again. I don't wanna end up blind or have a crooked body. Thanks for this very educational video.

[lchnc31]

I really hope you don't believe this crap. It's not true. I mean, the guys in this video says that the models are posing. That's why they look the way they do. They're pictures! Don't believe it, please!

[Jeannotleisi]

masturbation is good for the body and soul! ^^

[poopnorris]

If you are stupid enough to not know this is a joke than I pity you, hilarious btw.

[plastikmaiden]

Is this serius?? wen it is i'm shoure it's made by very religus unatrctive republicans.

[aimediana]

I never seen something more stupid as this ! Masturbation is health !

[legendofspades2004]

whyu teh fuck are they modeling porn stars

[lilman1001]

Holy shit i guess once a day is why im still an average sized mothafucker...damn, guess i gotta kick it up a notch to 2 maybe 5 times a day to lose that 20 pounds...jk anyway this is a funny series

[ragezvolroze]

i gotta stop masturbating..

[alulu8]

Is Will Forte the narrator?

[mwtoews]

the healthy man must be ambidextrous too, able to wank with either hand, thus being symmetrical

[h5h5h5]

waaait waaait waaaait! exersize is bad for you? lmfao this is all bull shit

[silentkiller08]

This man wan was ran over and shot in the face becasue of excesive masterbation.

[dondanparakikay]

this is really insane! Fuck this video very unreal! its sounds like your somekind of dictator or something like that! and surely that picture your are showing is a load of crap!!! your a quack! thats for sure!

[Ubertron10k]

LOL!

It's so obviously a pisstake, jesus some people get so wound up!

[zoqaeski]

i'm guessing this is a send up... what a load of crap

[davidocall]

HAHAHA guys im almost positive this is a piss take and the maker knows it

[thespazztazz]

their moving

[radrox895]

masterbation wont make you blind and cripple, i will make you blind and cripple!

[radrox895]

dan11999922 IS RIGHT THE GIRLS ARE ONLY TURNING TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK HOT

[radrox895]

again, like i said in your other video... go fuck yourself, this is fake! if your happeh then your the one who made up the theory, YOU ARE NOT EINSTIEN!

[saladin1987]

classicvampiress.

this is not a joke because even islam and judaism forbides masturbation because it's bad for the human body. accept it or not it's true

[dan11999922]

Isn't it lucky for the church this theory covers pretty much everything they're against...

[woebog]

man i just got the joke!!

[NakSsS]

HEY! That's some bull sh*t!!!

[mafioso86]

that video is a stupid joke

[GodMerry]

his voice is annoying

[classicvampiress]

this is extrtemely amusing, it has to be a joke... either that or some over the top christian fanatic... the really crazy ones not the regular christian who are all really quite nice but the total nut jobs..... im sure the who "masturbating makes you blind" was made up the christian fanatics as anything that is fun makes you satanist in their opinion....

still i think the was a joke... i hope

[dan11999922]

the models are deliberately bending to make themselves appear mere attractive. Please stop making these video's

[Vekun]

I see many bitches and all are healthier than the rest of the public.

[istoute]

This is so fucking gay.  LOL!

[ZeratulZ1]

one word: sucks.

[enidclowes]

hahahaha :D

[NesSimepolys1234]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT

[CooperSnow]

KEEP ON WANKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD!!!

[Stryker98604]

I almost beleived this guy.....

[sdgjke2]

ur a fucking idiot u fuckin dumbshit

[EmahMahalo]

This is absolutely ridiculous. The left side of everyone's body is shorter than the right side by a few inches. In some people this is more noticeable but for the most part it is not. Masturbation sttumulates the same organs and nerves as sex does. maybe you can explain why basketball players and other athletes are not walking cripples. They are exercising on a constant basis. I was a gymnasts and spent the bulk of my time exercising. Use your brain people! This guy's theory is very unsupported!

[kidrock6971]

sad to say, this is true guys. i am starting to have uneven body. i masturbated for almost 30 years now. everyday. i thinks this guy is not joking. it's true.

reyrock

[sviatoslav]

estás bien enfermo .

[SacredHunterX]

happae theory...*Happy* theory...You idiot...we're not stupid.

[11jotero11]

man I think you have some serious issues coming up with such BS. It is even funnier that some people actually believe your crap. Oh, I also heard that masturbation makes you grow hair on your hands! Maybe you should try sticking your bald head up your a**.

[thejetdrvr]

Welcome to CAMP CRAZY

[celeenana]

apnea

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

shit,Im hear to tell ya.hell yeah i jerk off.its natural and fun to do.and of course is the best 3 minutes i will ever have on any given day.

[ExtraMarmalade]

Most of your videos talk about how masturbation damages the body... I think you've no penis and can't masturbate and now you want noone to masturbate because of your fucking trauma...

[samt4life]

lol wtf

[AkariLee]

this is called a pose! people are quite flexible! she is modeling! omg , and happeh theory was proven wrong years ago! you need to ba band!

[Ice9Dj]

Men, I think you need to masturbate yourself...You are CRAZY!!!!!Maybe you should forget your virginity and start to have sex with someone. nerd

[braziliana5]

These videos are very funny, but it's just extreme bullshit! All of these women are leaning to the side and the first one is doing this pose on purpose. Anyone can position their body like this, even a child! It has nothing to do with masturbation. If these women stand straight they would look perfect. -_- But like I said, funny that you'd claim this.

[braziliana5]

Oh and the chicks are hot. And if the healthy body looks like that last picture, then I guess the lesson here is "masturbate, or else you'll end up looking like that"

[kolplam]

1. THIS IS GAY

2. They are posing and putting their hips out!

[AstraliciouS]

hahahahaha go have a wank.

that is some quality bullshit right there.

[fafm77]

Please help me, watch this->watch?v=Z7HLONZUPms

[missiondoe]

MAN!!YOU SURE MAKE me LAUGH VERY HARD TODAY!!!hahahahahhaha!!!WTF is THIS LIE...:)

[UrFaceYo]

stpid

[CBlade0]

this is hilarious! it's great to see people taking it serious, too. ROFL!

[megamonkeyathotmail]

lol wtf

[klutch914]

ROFL

[secretballot]

This is absolutely nonsense! This movie/series should be banned!! Seriously! So much wrong information to teenagers will damage their quality of living! Learn'em the truth, not the bullshit! =/

[megamonkeyathotmail]

your such a loser

[imaginarydrummer]

possibly the stupidest thing i've ever seen

[honeyvera]

hahaha bull bull bull! don't believe this idiot.

[sysmeta]

hahahahahahahaha that's bullshit man, I cant believe this...

[GypsyWytch]

Aw dammit. I KNEW there was a reason all my mother's children's eyesight started going right when we hit puberty.

[magicmentalmaniac]

hahahahahaha

masturbating makes you blind

hahahaha

there should therefore be %99.9 of the population that is blind

[misterniceguy1960]

[Imagine this being narrated straightfaced, in Mister Happy's monotone] "This woman's pelvis is canted to one side because she has been hiding Iraqi weapons of mass destruction in her purse. Hiding WMDs is very naughty, and she should be given a good spanking."

[sheisfoxymoron]

Hhahaahahahahahaa.

[derwarnochfrei]

that is complete bullshit. none of it is true. it was an asshole who did this video..

[kajocina]

haha, man, ur so dum - get a brain and stop being a hardhead prick

[ThatQTChick]

i do not find this funny. taking a stab at anorexia is cruel. it is a serious diseas that should not be made fun of

[Pleiades1432]

*lmao* great joke...

[maryabog]

this is soooooooooo stupid! who the hell cameup with this shit?

[viniciusvinci]

no fun at all... nerd stupid suff

[rede797]

it's the way she is standing dip shit

[SGIuk1980]

the scary thing is there are people out there who might believe this to be true!

[kuronien]

just cant stop laughin... great the joke

*for someone who the rigth hand rules as ur sexmate thats shockin ah~*

[Onulin]

The author of this teory has never seen what does he have in his under pants

[SlowStrider]

Well I guess it's a joke, but a pretty large one at that, the joke includes a whole website where you can even buy books...

[SlowStrider]

The website also says masturbation makes you blind.

Either this is some huge sarcastic joke on urban legends, or this person is extremely blind: almost everyone masturbates (at least half of the people according to surveys), and are they blind?

If you don't condone masturbation just say so but please don't make such an obviously false "science" of it. Well thanks for the laugh anyway.

[happeh]

Not a joke. Masturbation will limit your field of vision. If a regular person sees 180 degrees in front of them, someone who masturbates will see less than 180 degrees in front of them.

[Kartissa]

The normal field of vision for a human is about 200 degrees, actually. Yes, you can see slightly behind you! (Although if you're short-sighted like me, it's all a big blur outside the rim of your glasses....)

[bloodymissb]

@happeh

If masturbation really caused blindness, there would be an epidemic of blind people, so much so that society would not even be able to function. No driving, no reading and writing, no building, etc. etc. And Chinese medicine in regards to sexual release is more to do with yin and yang energies being depleted. It does not say masturbation will cause blindness or body deformities. You have got some crack pot theories my friend.

[imax20100]

this is fuckin' shit dude!!!

[metalowa7]

hahaha....god i die laughin..

[jazzy2061]

wow this makes me wanna masterbate

[yupp40]

haa!!! the guy withthe boring voice is pointing out how when a woman leans, her shoulders and hips dont line up...well duhhh!!!! But just in case we didnt notice for ourselves, thanks! god i hate these videos that just say things and pretend they are true.

[RealHimura]

This shit is hillarious. So asuming the pose can be evidence of anorexia or masturbation or excessive sexual activity or snurting of drugs or... c'mon you got to laugh at this shit.

[mammaut]

For example, by saying "masturbation hurts the kidneys" there is no sientific evidence explained at all! You might as well have said it hurs your upper leg! You don't even make sense! Are you just plain stupid? I don´t often speak bad about people but this... it goes over the edge! Using a photo from Americas Next Top Model to explain damage is just ... pure D U M B! YOU MISTER ARE A COMPLETE MORON WHO NEEDS PROPER EDUCATION IN SCIENCE AND MANNERS!!! ...jävla pucko till rövslickare...

[happeh]

If you would look into chinese medicine, the connection between masturbation and the kidneys might make more sense to you.

[00chla]

I jerked off to the second half og thus video

[Vammapaska]

Lol that's not gonna stop me from having as much sex as i want. Christians just use science to stop people from masturbating. How foolish.

[lennert1234]

if masturbation would make women look like these models... then start masturbating till you drop girls

[UaraKai]

man that makes me feel like having a wank

[missiondoe]

Man!!You are just like me,bro.Why don't we search for prostitutes for sometime too...lol!!

[gnome0freak]

this is fucked up losers i want porn

[TheFallenHeroics]

... Is it supposed to be funny? If so, you fail, if not, you fail.

[loettee]

WTF is wrong with you, idiot? grow up

[OpificioCiclope]

you are fool

[UeeNick]

completly madness

[tcerit]

your heep theory is bull shit and more than bull shit

[shadowfear60]

thats retarded lmao

[josieA03]

lololol

[metalshredder]

lol its so funny that none of you realize this whole thing is a joke

[colmanjames]

Fools like that need to die.

[lovestrckX3]

wtf is wrong with who ever made this video, all women have curves/ hips. so obviously theres going to be a "gap" between her arm and her torso. and it was the way she was standing to, cuz im pretty sure that happens to me when i stand, and same with that man. plus not every man's or woman's torso is the same.

[smalliverchick]

rofl

[ultratipa]

jajajaja is this serious?

[xPhyx]

HAHAH bull shit x)

[elpiscoesperuano]

q basura de video

[somemexican6]

LMAO

[ObsoleteTangerine]

Cunt

[tecvocschool]

Whaat is this 1601? I can't recall reading about a witch

burning in my local paper lately. This group of people should go back to hell where they belong! Some of the nicest people I know are masturbators, I could not hang with uptight people who would turned on by a blade of grass, this video has got to be a joke if it's real then that is really disapointing.

[silverandsound]

Good news for you, mate. This vid is absolutely, definitively, positively not to be taken serious. It's clearly a joke. I quiet like it.

[systembuster]

Funny video! haha... Well done. (Can't believe anybody is taking this seriously... but they seem to be from the comments left... duuuurrrrrr...)

[nestorrfortuna]

fucking unbeliable, this is more phony than the irak invasion

[rnisman]

lol what a shit false video...

[Ema9864]

its da way der standin u muppet

[lori0821]

fook you moron! you're absolutely wrong!masturbation is good for the body lol!

[meliangel7]

Non mais c'est complètement ridicule!! L'anorexie et la masturbation ne se comparent même pas! La personne qui a fait ce vidéo avait certainement du temps à perdre!

[tajmox]

its a joke you morons

[skilledragoon]

bullshit

[SuseM]

What a waste of time

[tke567]

Of course this is a bunch of bull. The person who created this has the idea that 'it's so stupid, it's funny'. Anyone who actually believes that this is true isn't very bright.

[hombremexqro]

LOL

[nmtzt123]

do actually believe this

[DCR725]

this is a load of crap

[looweehse]

Rediculous. It's not even funny.

Just stupid.

[Pienchubbs]

Ahahahaha!!!!

[logopants]

fuckin hell :O how does this video help?

[Elvoalven]

that is really stupid. i know for a fact that that is not true.

[cinevaro]

so, so STUPID!

[snipenater]

Obviously all the little kids hate it when somebody opposes their wanking.

[TheGodMar]

ROFL. :D

[SoylaVaca]

gosh! this is soooo stupid...

hate it

[domsau2]

This video is wrong and hatefull.

[Booshibonton]

lol stand up straight in from now on at you're photoshoots from now on! lol

[Mo3194]

wow...its the way the chicks are standin fuckin idiot

[lollipophead]

LMAO

[christopher000777]

wow just wow