The Travel Linguist - Hebrew 101

[Wikkler]

What's with all this about doing my mom

[Wikkler]

@MiiNDLeSSMight o_o

[Wikkler]

o_o

[Wikkler]

im not a jew lol

[Wikkler]

בבקחזל ורתהרפיא הדרע א! נ אצשתצר שלין חקופץ וןןכ נאי בלהחייב חלהיע.

[MiiNDLeSSMight]

@Wikkler אני רוצה לקיים יחסי מין עם אמא שלך

[jacobcoolio]

is this 4 real no one is gonna no hebrew through this todda rabba!!!!

[ThatGuyWithThePhace]

I'm horrible and I find this Israeli.

[PrairieRockz]

The same word for Hello is the smae word for good-bye? -n-

[IrishmanNH]

@PrairieRockz It's the culture, They don't say hi or by like we do, always just peace be with you or what is your peaces, So both times it's Sha'lom, I'm learning to speak Hebrew I think the culture is awesome and there is a lot we can learn from the middle east, I think the western world is lost, Some of the oldest civilizations came from over there,

[peacemaker2233]

@IrishmanNH I wouldn't say the western world is lost, but there is stuff to learn from where older civilizations came from, whether it's taking on some of what they do or making sure not to make similar mistakes.

[888Jhoe888]

I wish I spoke Hebrew...I'm learning Arabic and it would be awesome if I learned both languages. I'm a Serb, but I love Semitic languages.

[one5643]

@888Jhoe888 Hey, nobody is stopping you from learning Arabic as well as Hebrew! It's what I'm doing.

[888Jhoe888]

@one5643 I know,but I'm learning both English and French at this moment. I already speak English, but there is so much to learn in French and Arabic, so I don't have that much time for learning Hebrew, especially given the fact this is already fifth foreign language I've studied so far. Tell me, how similar these languages are? I tried to learn Hebrew letters, but I forgot most of them. It's not very easy to know four different scripts (Arabic, Latin, Cyrillic and Hebrew ).

[averyhse]

Neo-nazis say wrong hebrew words to insult jews.

[edallinxtrm]

מיין פּעניס איז גרויס

[navegamadrid]

it's a shit language.

[SHAHARMOS79]

@navegamadrid

החור של התחת שלך נהיה אדום מרוב ערבים שהכניסו לך

[MiiNDLeSSMight]

@SHAHARMOS79 יהיה לי סקס עם אמא שלך עד שהיא מתה. אחרי יחסי מין, אני אחתוך את הראש של אבא שלך לסירוגין לתת לך את זה לארוחת ערב.

[datboywitdemvocals06]

WHAT? SHALOM means "PEACE" ugh, people just be messin up my people language!

[sumofat5]

1:52 shat my pants

[MerGirl18]

Im israeli. i felt like an idiot while watching this video.....

worst hebrew lesson ever :D

too many mistakes!!

[arakano]

Very well in Hebrew is NOT "tov todah." its, "Tov meod."

[Engmanar92]

they lookin like monesters

[Airsoftattack123]

I'm Israeli. This is the most terrible Hebrew lesson I have ever seen.

[blackoutninja]

@Airsoftattack123 really, how so?

[Airsoftattack123]

@blackoutninja Some of the words are not correct, not pronouced right, it just gives you a bad understanding of the language. I do not recommend it.

[blackoutninja]

@Airsoftattack123 ah, ok, thanks

[hardwolf5]

@Airsoftattack123 I'm Polish and i like your language a lot. :D Sound very nice. Can you give me a link to any good hebrew lesson? In weeks i'm planning to start to learn hebrew in a school. :D

[marigo1985]

nice

[faredy09]

OMG, did they just hire any homeless person to teach us in this vid?

[ERICWAGNERSLUCID]

The first ting I want to learn to say in any language is:

"How do you say?"

[ERICWAGNERSLUCID]

Dude ... thanks for your attempt, but this is so boring!

[1988scottcarey]

The hebrew talk is mind controling, what's up with that?

[jbbrasilsuperfan]

For all I know, bevakasha means please...

And they actually say 'bye' instead of shalom.

[kroen]

@jbbrasilsuperfan indeed we do. we also so hi.

[jbbrasilsuperfan]

@kroen Oh yea... this travel linguist is crap...

[KiIlerman]

Hahah i laughed my fukcing ass off wehen i read the commments trololol :DD

[oOMexicanChurroOo]

Mazeltov

[MsApulina]

the guy is bored as hell!!!

[renzomartinsgu]

This guy needs a hairbrush, urgently!

[upsilone19]

If you ever wondered how 40 year olds virgins look like, you got your answer right there.

[TheXxVIP3RxX]

hello:Shalom

goodbye:Shalom

how are you:Shlomha

THATS THE SAME FUCKING WORD CHANGED ROUND!!!

[MultiParisian]

@TheXxVIP3RxX

Shalom = 'peace'.

Ma shlomkha = lit. 'what's your peace?'

Hence the similarities.

[TheXxVIP3RxX]

@MultiParisian thanks :)

[bigfilmhat]

When I was a little kid every day after dinner my parents gave me Hebrew lessons....how to spot them.

[robertplant16]

hahaha, the curly haired guy cracked me up just watching him

[ImaginedWriter]

Too much phlegm in mouth.

[tamerseeker]

@ImaginedWriter hey at least they use theirs

[andreasmeyerful]

looking in the camera like a psycho is not cool! ^^

[BobTubeStudios]

"Very well" is not "Tov toda". It's "Tov meod."

[7commenter7]

You guys realize these arent even Israelis right? and dont say shalom for good bye you say leetraot ( leet-ra-ot )

oh and theyre not teaching you guys right hebrew, just like somebody left a comment on the russian video that the pronunciation is totally wrong

[7commenter7]

You guys realize these arent even Israelis right? and dont say shalom for good bye you say leetraot ( leet-ra-ot )

[alyctus]

someone tell me how is the world 'bitch' in hebrew

[7commenter7]

@alyctus zona is a whore, so its just as good

[7commenter7]

@alyctus zona is a whore, so its just as good

oh and PS theyre not teaching you right hebrew

[bass109]

Jesus christ is true god of Israel

[deadlybug]

seriously, is there anyone who doesn't know the hebrew word for hello?

[MozartJunior22]

the word for "good bye" is:

להתראות

le-hit-ra-ot.

[nailaholics]

Don't say shalom when saying goodbye to someone in Israel unless you want them to laugh at you. Yeah this video is pretty irrelevant because most everyone there speaks English. And you don't really need to know please and thank you, politeness isn't too important there haha. Trust me, just remember "baklava" is pronounced bak-LA-woo-a and you're good to go :)

[LMA629]

@nailaholics what should you say instead of shalom?

[7commenter7]

@LMA629 ma shlomcha, it means how are you, say that instead of shalom

[mssucks3462]

you probably wont need this cause most israelis speak english

[7commenter7]

@mssucks3462 lol true its taught in every school

[NitzanAnna]

Watching this with a friend. I had to make her turn away she was laughing too hard.

[nicals247]

he looks like a freakin hobo

[Beitar8J]

why did they put those guys here?! they are weird!

מי אלה המכוערים האלה.. למה לא לעשות רושם טוב?!

[MiiNDLeSSMight]

@Beitar8J פי הטבעת שלי הוא מראה יותר נעים מאשר את הפנים שלך.

[10000maj]

@SuperPandas hahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahah­ahhahha

[7commenter7]

@SuperPandas I couldnt stop laughing at your comment!!!!!!!!

[Arimatt1]

@SuperPandas lol you're hilarious

[fastballonly]

@SuperPandas Hahahahaha!



[MisterMatthewRoberts]

Ancient hebrew is a lost language.

This should be titled: Rothschild 101

[Warchief1521]

@MisterMatthewRoberts tell that to the millions of people world wide who speak hebrew.

[bottomgroove]

@MisterMatthewRoberts

Every "ancient" language is lost moron. that's what makes it ancient...nor has anyone ever claimed modern and ancient hebrew to be identical. people like yourself defeat themselves simply by speaking. keep at it;)

[bottomgroove]

@MisterMatthewRoberts

Gotta love people who jump at any chance to insert a "rothschild" reference onto anything vaguely jewish/hebrew related. what a joke.

[ingeniosodonquijote]

i think you mean "peace." and shalom does not mean "hello" at all, but only "peace." they simply use it as a greeting. the "how are you" they show literally means "what (is) your peace."

[Kuastoyn]

i thought the word "Shalom" was a kind of cheer\blessing? "Shalom isreal" is were i see it the most

[strknightt]

@Kuastoyn shalom also means piece.

[anuvattana]

The man are so weary :(



[glazinq]

The phrase for 'these two look like a pair of smack addicts" is...

[samo6300]

Ugly language.....

[b0st0n20]

they said 'mah shlom-cha' which is to a man, if you were speaking to a woman it would be 'mah shlom-ech'

also 'tov todah' means 'good, thanks'. 'very good' is 'tov me-ode'

i dont really want to trust this series on languages i dont know since this one i understood was wrong on a few things...

[TheJewRegulator]

Google "The Jewish Talmud" and learn what they think about Jesus, stealing from non-Jews and sex with children.

[comicstew]

@TheJewRegulator Google "uneducated fucking idiot" to read up on the schmuck below me.

[Bigblue2ful]

@TheJewRegulator better yet pick an actual one up then look at some antisemites false translation online. but if you want to read the actual talmud, please be my guest. Its very interesting.

[magemaatikko]

haha, was very funny and educational =P,haha.Even I can speak better hebrew juast 5 months a work!! Shalom Israel=)!

[ChannelMakeYouLOL]

this guy looks like he ready to go home

[marinecorps29]

The guy looks like he just rolled out of bed...

[SarahHall87]

They're not even original hebrews, they came from Europe. In ancient hebrew language there is no "kha". It's ma shlom ha!!!

[ShammarKSA]

@SarahHall87 are u kidding me 

[bottomgroove]

@SarahHall87

Y chromosome DNA testing conclusively proves that both euopean and middle eastern jews share overwhelming genetic similarities with other semitic people like palestinians, lebanese and jordanians...meanwhile non jewish europeans do not share those similarities. so basically you've been proven wrong by science. furthermore the adaptation of a language has zero relevancy to ancestry, nor are you the authority on the pronunciation of ancient hebrew lol.

[UshoZeek]

@bottomgroove Proven wrong by science? Only a fool would take your tiny example as scientific proof of anything. Your sentence is nothing more then an example, if you wanted to make more sense you should go more indepth with a video or not care at all about responding in the first place.

[ArturoStojanoff]

Sli ha is what Madonna says in that sorry song!!

[VanSensei]

Don't most Israelis speak English already? They teach it in the schools there starting from like, first or second grade until high school.

[dkofthesky]

lol goodbye its lehitraot

[Freodeo]

לזיין לך!

[ZWIPPMANN]

This hebrew is very formal. If you want to speak non-formal hebrew than: Hello = hi How are you? = ma kore? Very well, and you? = beseder, ve ata? Thank you = (like in the video) You are welcome = bevakasha (although people sometimes pronounce it "vaksha") What is your name? = eh kor-im leha? Do you speak english? = (like in the video) Exuse me = (like in the video) Where is the bathroom? = (like in the video)

[hurryupche]

this great thankyou

[shiranosh1]

hello= shalom

goodbye= lehitraot

[HorseMan50]

You don't really need that, almost everyone in Israel speaks English.

[HorseMan50]

WTF goodbye is not shalom you idiots XDD

[mrlatinaargentina]

THEY ARE THIFS

THEY TOOK THE ARAB WORDS AND MAKE IT TO SOMETHING UGLY

HEBREEUW=SHALOM

ARABIC=SALAM ALAYKOM

[sidtapia09]

@mrlatinaargentina really???? FYI arabic and hebrew come from aramaic. when we diss your culture then you can diss our culture. man... such ignorance. take spanish and portuguese, who is the thief? get the analogy? why the hate? oh and i guess you meant thieves instead of thifs, if not i aplogize. me cago en la ostia

[mrlatinaargentina]

@sidtapia09 hahaha arabic is older it was spoken by noah and aramaic is from the time of jesus hebreeuw is also older i mean jewish hebreeuw i am spanish and the portugees are thiefs spanish is older its just like deutsch and dutch bud arabic is older than abraham before the jews so you cant tell that its older than arabic noah lived 10000 years ago or longer in that time you didnt had aramaic they had old arabic but the languages are changing slowly its called dialect

[andalusi33]

@mrlatinaargentina so stupid... Noah is not an historical figure ! and for sure hebrew is older since the oldest direct attestation have around 3000 years and for the arabic only 2300. More, the Amarna letters gives us samples of proto-hebrew, so this language was spoken in Canaan at least 3400 years before us... both are semitic languages as spanish and french are latin languages. Don't talk about what you ignore totaly.

[sidtapia09]

@mrlatinaargentina portuguese and castillian were two different dialacts that were developed enough to become two different languages (no one stole anything). and listen to adalusi33. aramaic is older than hebrew and arabic. your igonarance in the matter offends me because i am jewish. so please dont say those things. No language has stole anything from any other language that idea is just absurd. i hope i didnt offend you, and im sorry if i did. peace

[mrlatinaargentina]

@sidtapia09 okay

than

could you tell wich language adam spoke

[mrlatinaargentina]

@sidtapia09 oh please could you tell me than why hebreeuw look the same as arabic

i know that aramaic that they spoke it jesus also

but from the begin of all

they spoke in saudi arabia arabic

there was no language in saudi arabia before it

[friedrice0408]

@mrlatinaargentina if you had ever read aramaic, you would know its not the same as Hebrew. They have similarities because they are both semitic languages, like Hebrew, Arabic, and Akkadian.

The word in Aramaic for yes means no in hebrew. It is almost impossible to read one just from knowing the other.

[the9ghost]

@mrlatinaargentina both are semitic languages

[Takaja316]

@mrlatinaargentina you are a moron.

[mrlatinaargentina]

@Takaja316 phal oema djelik

[Nik7itaLFC]

@mrlatinaargentina

WTF!??

hebrew looks much better than arabic!!!!

not dissin arabic - but i like how it looks.

and english looks worse so go diss your own language first.

[TheColorfulLolipop]

Great, now teach us how to say fuck you in hebrew.

[Xx1454xX]

@TheColorfulLolipop The phrase for "fuck you" is:

כוס אמא שלך

kus ima shel-ha

[ruin4you]

@Xx1454xX No, what you just said is "your mother's pussy".

fuck you is more likely to be "לך להזדיין"

[DefyGravity1234]

you'd think that if somebody in israel could speak english, you wouldn't have to say it in hebrew...

[quakey987]

what is the translation for "comb your hair sir"

[eineScheibeBrot]

when i first read ”10 survival words” i actually thought about hungry, thirsty, toilet, sleep, don t shoot, and so on. but if you can survive in israel with ”thank you” and ”how are you”, that s fine.

[UndercovaFilms]

@eineScheibeBrot

LOL.

[Sindelita]

the first guy's hair is fuckin weird

[samir9382]

@Sindelita thats a jew for you

[BayanTheOne]

there's something profoundly wrong or unnatural in modern hebrew intonation

for example in this lesson 'at medaberet anglit?' they intonate as if they ask not whether a person actually speaks the language but whether it's English that she speaks and not some other language or they're surprised the person speaks English

[speew]

@BayanTheOne no it's not hebrew, it's the idiots who made this video...

[NoamCohenMusic]

AWESOME!-חזק=!

[earthwormjim3D]

why does he look like a fucking caveman?

[CaptainProtonEIC]

@earthwormjim3D im gonna use u as fishbait. sorry bro i NEED you

[earthwormjim3D]

@CaptainProtonEIC - ha...a fishing jew...what u fishing for? the penny u lost?

[CaptainProtonEIC]

@earthwormjim3D my ancestors are from spain not the middle east

[SarahHall87]

@earthwormjim3D LOL. CREEPY EYES lol.

[rattusvulpes]

@earthwormjim3D It must be a Sabra thing.

[danagrl52]

why afo hashehrootim??? i say afo ambatya. i think that's more common

[adiiz100]

@danagrl52 no it's not, eifo hasherutim is.

[lauren8788]

shalom can mean hello, goodbye or peace. lehitraot is 'see you' as was already stated.

in Israel, typically to say goodbye, i heard 'shalom, shalom' a lot. (sort of like bye-bye!) but it is also said once. but you are right. it is more often used as a greeting/hello.

regarding the comments on what these two people look like...they are human beings and deserve respect and not comments like that. i think they look just fine.

would you like people saying that about you?

[Salalala100]

Goodbye is not Shalom. Goodbye is Lehitraot, or Just Bye.

[kyriacos40]

very hard language

[TheSexymonkey567]

Lehiraot means see you

[Elonyy]

seriously..

ugliest people ive ever seen.

and goodbye is "lehitraot".

"shalom" means hello and peace.

its hardly used as goodbye.

[kyriacos40]

@partsgeriausias lol

[shirap2]

@partsgeriausias

who cares!? idiot...

[shirap2]

@partsgeriausias

who cares!? idiot...

[amatorynumber]

@partsgeriausias that is a bit unfair, isnt it?

[lunastarz1]

@partsgeriausias Bar Refaeli <3

[Josedehesa]

@partsgeriausias buahahahahahaha...you made me laugh...!!!!!very true...sorry for Israel....

[johnnaraspanathas]

@partsgeriausias rachel weis

[johnpaul1011]

do we must to learn hebriew ? or not yet ?  or we will need it to survive in 2012 ?

[johnpaul1011]

@Mrgyn you dont know what i trying to say hahaha but you know that my english is eliglible hahaha yes becouse i am not english and thise message is not for you ,is for does who understand moore . no offence.

[sidtapia09]

@johnpaul1011 you are just being ignorant. i am jewish and am not a zionist and i know many jews like myself (not zionist), many are zionist too, but the issue is political and religious. i am very sad for the war and i pray to G-d for peace for Paliestine. However, mean comments like yours dont help either. peace

[johnpaul1011]

@sidtapia09 it will help ... as ill see more good jews like you my friend

[johnpaul1011]

@Mrgyn my dear friend .. zionists are an "EMPLOYES" and the jews are theyr "EMPLOYERS" ! finito so they both are "UNGULTY" and can do what ever they want,dont be confuse yourself and dont be angry thats just a life .

[johnpaul1011]

- and ..  how is that frase : ' We the jews are thinking that whoole world is stupid and we love satan couse he helped as to kill jesus christe , and now we killing poor palestinian becouse they saying that they are humanbeings and we dont beleve them "

[galos95]

The Word For Good Bye is laitraot-להתראות

that means see you later

and you can say hi people will understant it!

and the girl looks very drunk XD

[yelix2]

normally - the word for goodbye is lehitraot.

you'd sound pretty dumb if you try to say goodbye to someone by sayin shalom

[TheAngelAbandoned]

How do you say "We like to kill innocent men,woman and children" in Hebrew?

[NEMERITEANDSHUNI]

@TheAngelAbandoned לך להזדיין יא מניאק :)

[itabub]

@TheAngelAbandoned you say it, the new are sobjective come live in israel for a month,and see for youre self how hard it is.

now you try it.

[mayushi]

@TheAngelAbandoned

The same way you say "we are Hamas" in Hebrew.

Dumbass.

[TipsyHudson]

@TheAngelAbandoned

let me tell you that, faggot.

IRAQ, SYRIA, TURKEY, AFGHANISTAN.

Seems like you don't know shit so let me tell you something. There was an injured terrorist in Israel and someone called the paramedics and they came to help even though HE was trying to kill innocent civilians. And all those surrounding countries are throwing bombs into somewhere in israel everyday, so what is she going to do, just take it?no. If Canada threw a bomb into the US, the US would be bombing back

[TheAngelAbandoned]

@TipsyHudson You know the REAL reason why they're always plotting to attack Israel,imbecile.Stop the inhumane treatment and killing of innocent Palestinians and give back their land.

[adiiz100]

@TheAngelAbandoned are u a professional liar or just ignorant?

[adiiz100]

@TheAngelAbandoned the arab invadors don't say it in hebrew mate, they use their own lingo.