There seriously is only one guy who ever did Kaizo without savestates. You can tell it's him because of the way he does stuff. Like how he hesitates through several cycles of an enemy's behavior before making the jump. Also, how he does those cute little spin-jumps everytime he's done something very difficult.
Sense? HA! There exists no such thing, especially if Takemoto is around! He makes fish fly in the air, dolphins jump out of lava, and fire can devolop in water! :O
Wow nice insult I heard little kids say better seriously "Were you dropped on your head as a kid? " you gotta be fucking kidding me how about you go look at the cat mario vids then you will see the difference between this "omg I'll show every fail" and "I'll show every trap once"
The only person who really had lots of lols from this is proly the creator... laughing all the way to the end of creating each level imagining how people will suffer in the future playing it.
WOW! I don't know how mario does it!! Day by day he's gettin' his balls spiked on a little chomper thing! The next day, he's trying to take on pack's of flying fish, gopher's, and koopa's!!! DAMN!! Mario has got some SERIOUS balls!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can tell when hes gonna die quick when it goes back farther than usual plus when it starts from the map near the end you know hes gonna do it sometimes
I both marvel at the designer and cheer on the poor sucker playing this game.
flmbyz 1 month ago
all the recomendation are porn....xD
tolla02 1 month ago 2
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THATS CRUEL!!!
Chinatownsoverseer 2 months ago
2:24 Nice to see you again old friend.
Chayraz2 3 months ago
if you can beat this level without dying once you become GOD!
KDT008 5 months ago in playlist Asshole Mario 2 4
I like the part where he dies.
Eurgiga 6 months ago
Mario Kaizo: the laws of nature do not apply! WTF?! Floating FISH?!
I think they should have called it Mario Kamikaze. You have to be DA BOMB to beat it and you kill yourself a million times to get there!
IMLHIS4AF 7 months ago
what is the music that is playing during the world selection called?
flatwhiteblack 9 months ago
@flatwhiteblack It's the theme from Donut Plains. kVn8KwTrT3o
TaintedMustard 6 months ago
敵キャラが おかしな形で 現れた 今までに居ない 未知の生物?
2:23短い足場で、それをやれと!?
BellreaReign 10 months ago
Great entertainment...if you´re not sitting in front of your PC trying to beat this game personally.
BigPuschlerX 10 months ago
Both Chuck Norris AND Kratos cry in defeat at this game.
TheCheatingBastard 10 months ago
I was just saying to myself, "hmm, could've sworn there'd be a hidden block there"
jubcool 11 months ago
I love how these videos start with deaths
chadalchandelier 11 months ago
wats the real name of this game?
akira6170 11 months ago
@akira6170 Mario Kaizo
unorthodoxJ 10 months ago
There seriously is only one guy who ever did Kaizo without savestates. You can tell it's him because of the way he does stuff. Like how he hesitates through several cycles of an enemy's behavior before making the jump. Also, how he does those cute little spin-jumps everytime he's done something very difficult.
Yonkage 11 months ago
the music when he dies is so fucking addicting >.<
waikintsui304 11 months ago
after all of this, and he remains a virgin... poor mario... bowser is a b*tch
actinoidify 1 year ago
Sense? HA! There exists no such thing, especially if Takemoto is around! He makes fish fly in the air, dolphins jump out of lava, and fire can devolop in water! :O
X4Valor 1 year ago
I think he should do it up side down.
siradmiralbanana 1 year ago
@siradmiralbanana he should play blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back, while riding a rollercoaster.
omalor 1 year ago
@omalor only chuck norris can do that
trojanman699 11 months ago
I'm having flashbacks from, I wanna be the guy. :(
SilencedStar 1 year ago
this is how the hulk got mad
MrPandawesome 1 year ago
If Idra played this.....
yamuma698 1 year ago
I want to know how the designer knew it was possible. Did he test it himself??
FrostyTheSnowball 1 year ago
@FrostyTheSnowball I'm sure he did. ...you know, that actually gives me some sliver of sympathy for him.
leafbarrett 1 year ago
6:45 did Mario just jizz?
JirachiMaster007 1 year ago
@JirachiMaster007 LOL
DualShooter 1 year ago
Wow, this game totaly want to kill you.
It remind me cat mario game.
CommanderIX 1 year ago
this game is a dick enlarger
rwmerlot777 1 year ago
Mother: My son you have to finish your homework if you want to play Mario again.
Son: GIVE ME MORE HOMEWORK!!!!!!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!
moxito1 1 year ago 7
2:27 is horribly tormenting.
Blader2600 1 year ago
0:08 BALLS!!
supermark64 1 year ago
00:1-00:8 IS JUST SAD
fireball8156 1 year ago
how can you download this? can somebody send me a personal message and give me a link im dyin to play this
codyjt5150 1 year ago
2:23 awww crap not this again
DivinephoeniX69 1 year ago
oh god...completely asshole stages..lol
Alrogue 1 year ago
he's gettin good man
sorpresa2412 1 year ago
This makes me think of Battletoads, another game from Hell.
rabidrabbitshuggers 1 year ago 5
If James Rolfe(Director of AVGN) played this game, maybe there is swear world while playing XD
mintmagic1998 1 year ago
That cactus. Man what an asshole. He just smiles at you.
IMaximusDMI 1 year ago
@IMaximusDMI thats why its called asshole mario! lol
supermark64 1 year ago
Invisible coin blocks of death FTW!
SuperNintendoGameboy 1 year ago
pfft you got 9 bonus points Rofl. this shit is impossible.
javier7high 1 year ago
lol, flying fish
Whitewolf122688 1 year ago
the fact he made it to stage 2 proves hes epic
TheBlindUchiha 1 year ago 3
@Shdow1- Can YOU play this game without dying even once? Didn't think so.
gundamfan527 1 year ago 2
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gundamfan527 1 year ago
If you don't like watching the fails, go watch something else. I think his death montages are freaking hilarious xD
tstormm2 1 year ago 2
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man u suck 1000 time the same fail isn't entertaining
Shdow1 2 years ago
his failing isn't mean to be entertaining u idiot lol
scumbucket22 1 year ago
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@retard This isn't supposed to show every fucking fail he do over and over again I can count like 2min where he shows the same fail
Shdow1 1 year ago
@Shdow1 Were you dropped on your head as a kid?
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Wow nice insult I heard little kids say better seriously "Were you dropped on your head as a kid? " you gotta be fucking kidding me how about you go look at the cat mario vids then you will see the difference between this "omg I'll show every fail" and "I'll show every trap once"
Shdow1 1 year ago
I love his victory dance whenever he finally makes it through some insane death trap.
...Only to then get nailed by another death trap right after.
Maverick2736 2 years ago
exactly but he avoided the one at 6:16..he was like no.
TheBlindUchiha 1 year ago 2
And I thought IWBTG was hard...
Deliciousfruit233 2 years ago
Dude, respect on you!
:-)
KuchLoim 2 years ago 2
This Mario is a god among men... and the creator is a demon among men.
TheRyanNation 2 years ago
are you using video editing to "save" your progress or are there savepoints? If you know what i´m saying.
P1chl3r 2 years ago
He just starts from the beginning each time I think.
Monuver 2 years ago
@Monuver he does, the only checkpoint he gets is the halfway point in the game (the one you go through and become big Mario)
YuseiFudo12321 1 year ago
how do you make these??
xISnESxOnEIx 2 years ago
For one thing, he didn't make them. For another thing, whoever DID make them likely used a program called Lunar Magic.
Monuver 2 years ago
Asshole Mario 1 & 2, games so hard, not even the devil himself can't even beat both!
Only those who have angelic patience and skill can beat both games.
Armalizilto 2 years ago 4
can't -> can
dolt can't multiply
alysdexia 2 years ago
??? Momma Mia...
Armalizilto 2 years ago
Watching these videos makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
Armalizilto 2 years ago 34
6:17 NEARLY FAILED
hareoli 2 years ago 2
I wonder if he does this all in one sitting. He might have to take some breaks to go strangle someone.
Platinumheart1209 2 years ago 75
If I was the one playing this... I would guarantee that the remove/ controls would fly! Possibly hitting the television screen... >.>
nothinglim28 2 years ago
cant get trough the fucking dolphins..
Lizzarazo 2 years ago
0:53 SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!
igrimy 2 years ago
i love at 2:40 *clap clap clap* lol as helmet guy goes down
ADUB0017 2 years ago
8:11 mario drowns, ROFL
SuperBoredSpork 2 years ago
was it just me, or was this level relatively easy compared to what we've come to expect from asshole mario?
Xezlec 2 years ago
It's you?
Sekiryuken 2 years ago
its just u
TheEddsworld1 2 years ago 2
Yeah, I noticed that as well.
CodeNinja1337 2 years ago
6:16 is really bad, but you did it.
JustAnotherMetalhead 2 years ago
2:51 killed mexD
MKG33k 2 years ago
DOWNLOAD LINK PLEASE XD
superduck89 2 years ago
LMAO @ 7:28......NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Cloud9fresh 2 years ago
Awesome work! :)
Einehagen 2 years ago
fuck the shit 5:22
stmaster12 2 years ago
i always lol at hidden blocks!!
silverdoe121 2 years ago
what the hell are doing moles and fishes in the air??
MHZNOMISS 2 years ago
i'm stuck at the jump at 3:25
MazeMcCloud 2 years ago
5:22 always so evil but even more funny......
Greg9725 2 years ago
where does the creator get such evil ideas?
sexykiswij9 2 years ago 2
,,I praise you. o.o
slyfan548 2 years ago
i would not have the patience for this shit
utwoblight 2 years ago
BILLY MAYS DIED
puffthemagicbison 2 years ago
ik right? ill never look at Oxyclean the same way again =[
dandarya 2 years ago
The only person who really had lots of lols from this is proly the creator... laughing all the way to the end of creating each level imagining how people will suffer in the future playing it.
hl2og 2 years ago 4
doubt it, he probly played the levels more than anyone else, testing them, trying to make them as hard as possible.
boombang55 2 years ago
I beg to differ, because I'm just watching the videos and I'm having plenty "lols" myself.
assimilateur 2 years ago
4:20 oh NOES
SilentTutorialsEtc 2 years ago
It's frustrating just to watch. I don't think I would have the patience for this
deadpool415 2 years ago
8:03 Missed da fish!
FrostePivot 2 years ago
i would lose my mind if i played this game
OZZYRULES200 2 years ago
3:50 haha
Kohlenkai 2 years ago
2:50 ahhhhhhh damnit!
pingpongbro88 2 years ago
The look on its face makes it worse
NinjaFA 2 years ago 2
yea lolz
pingpongbro88 2 years ago
5:25 the assholest thing ever
suyapc 2 years ago
No. there was MUCH worse in the 1st series.
shwhjw 2 years ago
5:21 That was soo lame *knowing that you passed it the 1st time*
TehDarkFoxx 2 years ago
Flying fish? Snake platforms? Out of nowhere mols?
*Gunshot*
kattowitz3 2 years ago
how do you create the moving bridge?
egordubovik 2 years ago
the invisible blocks that screw up your jumps are the evilest part.
TVheadache5 2 years ago
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Stomper207 2 years ago
Lol, yellow cat poo
MightyJustas 2 years ago
3:07 lol the face of the fish
6:34 ahhhh!
monstdnt 2 years ago
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Gameffect2ky 2 years ago
lol fish jumping in a cave
kk456128 2 years ago
uhsuehasuhasuas
really weird =D
where is the water?
i would give my life to play asshole mario u.u
nexuscoringa 2 years ago
the player is hardcore jesus
astagohai 2 years ago
imagine AVGN playing this
thgrtsloth 2 years ago 25
@thgrtsloth Imagen Lordkat playing this.
AgamYou 1 year ago
@thgrtsloth
LOL. I couldnt even imagine.
docbach329 1 year ago
can you imagine the look on the guys face after he beat this level
he's probably crying! lol
ahmadsz21 2 years ago 2
Were those red koopas at the checkpoint craping lightning bolts that explode into waves of lava?
My shit does that too!
MankindCartoons 2 years ago
this reminds me so much of battletoads on the NES. i cant beleieve i finished that game when i was about 10
burningeko 2 years ago
6:15 Holy shit, that was close!!!
MrVulgaris 2 years ago
3:48
Mario: "YEAHHHHHHH. I GOT PASS THAT MOFO. Wait . . . now how the hell do I get into the pipe." *Celebration Dance*
xD then he falls. hahahaha
Final727 2 years ago 2
1:38 is funny.
OhYeahKhairiya 2 years ago
diff than battletoads!!
brandonman2k 2 years ago
7:28 LOLOLOL
Xenokalnew 2 years ago
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5:23...sniper
ishotbuckwheat 2 years ago
haha, i loved to see AVGN play this mod:P
RedOnChrome 2 years ago 7
What were they thinking?!
Leedwan 2 years ago 5
This is definitely one of the easier ones.
I still couldn't beat it though.
DrJohnCockwalrus 2 years ago
Lol at the fish in the air :P
madmonkeyreturns 2 years ago
give upppp
mrooperswithpot 2 years ago
LOL @ 2:49.
tade69 2 years ago 2
i wish they could do LBP levels like that..
JukaDominator 2 years ago 2
thank god for unlimited lifes! lol
nicholis395 2 years ago
6:21
LMAOO
flashylightsy 2 years ago
I wonder how many invisible blocks you'd find if you could open this hack up in LM.
VIMaggotVIBrainzVI 2 years ago
Somewhere along the lines of "Holy shit"
Jetman123 2 years ago 4
some one plez translate the writing for me!
brocobox 3 years ago 3
Haha, I love how at 2:44, the charging chuck just keeps clapping as he falls into the abyss. :)
ValidCharacters 3 years ago
6:21 Fuck i was so excited XD
jorgehellbassist 3 years ago
Halo is gay.
RenegadeOfFunk00 3 years ago 8
So many deaths
Facemelting 3 years ago
1:04 talk about fish outta water
shadowfan18 3 years ago
lol mario games are haaaard XD!!
ringarenpadorren 3 years ago
I die laughing every time an invisible block comes out XD
ZettaSlow 3 years ago
diyadiya diyadiya diyadiya diyadiya um bom D:
PiPikachu206 3 years ago
WOW! I don't know how mario does it!! Day by day he's gettin' his balls spiked on a little chomper thing! The next day, he's trying to take on pack's of flying fish, gopher's, and koopa's!!! DAMN!! Mario has got some SERIOUS balls!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snozer2 3 years ago
you can tell when hes gonna die quick when it goes back farther than usual plus when it starts from the map near the end you know hes gonna do it sometimes
dude2000676 3 years ago 2
you can tell when hes gonna die quick when it goes back farther than usual
dude2000676 3 years ago
This guy has a gift for being tenacious, and the guy who created these has a gift for creativity.
Polterguist666 3 years ago 5
Just a tip...don't watch this stuff when you're really tired. It'll really piss you off, lol.
For me this was the hardest one to watch.
I look forward to seeing what's upcoming.
vampireheart1986 3 years ago
Imagine if the romhacker did his own version of battletoads. A new and inproved snake level would be in order, and maybe a new bike level. XD XD XD
geffrod 3 years ago
if i was him i would be like "smash" #%?! this game #%?!
JaxTeric 3 years ago
oh and i just realized there is no continuous death part in this one. like the death reel thing
Scrax702 3 years ago 2
so uhh whats the difference between bullet bill and torpedo ted o and which mario is this mario 2 or mario world or wha??
Scrax702 3 years ago
Kiba got much much better since AM1
bitragale 3 years ago
Haahahaahhah if bowser could see mario now he would fucking laught to death xDDDD
Tinypig13 3 years ago
2:45 that porkey guy is bad.
digitalistbesser 3 years ago
i downloaded this, and i can't get past 3:25 im using save stats, and this is still fucking hard...
lightning9222 3 years ago
hardest game ever
kirbymin508 3 years ago
asshole mario, the rules are.. there're are no rules
kyogre3546 3 years ago 5
2:28 i could never
ChromeRaver 3 years ago
Sheesh, how many times does this game use the run-under-clapping-Charging-Chuck gimmick?
Martyhero 3 years ago
6:19 Why must it speed up? Oh yea... It's ASSHOLE MARIO!
ProfessorSmorez 3 years ago 5
I've watched all Mario Asshole and that VVista.. you have the same comment on them all xD
Welsy090291 3 years ago 2
yeah.. pretty cool hé :p
VVista 3 years ago
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awesome.. i play always mario FRUSTRATION
VVista 3 years ago
whats that?
besides one is frustrating and one is an asshold
Ducktaped123 3 years ago
brutal
RexNunc 3 years ago
having a really difficult obstacle at the end is so mean, because ur so close!
billbraid 3 years ago
2:49 that is bullcrap! haha i actually jumped with rage hahaha
fairycakes20 3 years ago 3
1:45 there is too much comotion going on around that area hahahaha
fairycakes20 3 years ago
i still dont understand wat happened at 4:20
williepope3 3 years ago
The edge of the screen crushed Mario against the wall
Kev888 3 years ago
lol me neither
mschmidt163 3 years ago
lol music reminds me of pikmin
CaptainWow42 3 years ago