i wouldnt of been mad if i found a condom in my bed or she cheating on me.......i would of been mad because she let the nigga give me a ticket. what is it, 5 dollars a mile over plus court cost.....she would definitely have some explaining to do
@zaria318 -- See iThought that For Years Until i Got Older And Realized That She Told Him To Stop R-Kelly To Buy Her Time So She Could Hurry Up Think of A Liee Straighten Up And Get In The Shower........... With Her Slick Ass
Roxanne is a friend of mine who knows this guy chuck is cool with guy Rufus and I'm sitting here like what the fuck (so funny) Rufus wife Cathy we both went to high school she introduced me to the policeman that stopped you... that hit home
"She said OK, wipes her nose and then asks me about a girl named Tina. She said you know my girl Roxanne? Then she said Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy name Chuck. Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus. Rufus' wife Cathy, we both went to high school. She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you."
Er..so what's the point in mentioning someone called Tina? xD
She could've just said, "A high school friend of mine introduced me to the policeman that stopped you."
so basically, R. Kelly has been cheating on his wife with a woman who's husband is cheating, and Kelly's wife has been cheating with a cop who's about to go home and realize his wife is cheating. Irony, or what?
Well to be a little more realistic, she really didn't have to explain tina, roxanne, chuck, and rufus. She could have just skipped to "I have a friend named Kathy from high school and"...(you know the rest)
has anyone else noticed that at 0:20 shes naked, then vanishes, then within about 10 seconds she's walking around with clothes on? she is a REALLY fast dresser.
at what point did he take his dik out to fuk her lol btw the doot part was funny what the doot u doot mothadoot well well well what the doot is this u better start talking doot lol
she knows he got stopped because he stopped him on purpose to give her more time to clean up
Cstldoor 1 week ago
My baby you gone be breathless...LMAO!
MzSalley 1 week ago
"Tina? I'd probably know her if I seen her. Anyway... what's the hell that gotta do with this man??"
TMBuxton 3 weeks ago
They wife baby am so speechless Here are kelly well youring going to berathless!
Quinneshamoss 3 weeks ago
Well well well what the fuck is this a condom in my bed you better start talking right now bitch!!! The censoring is annoying
jonandpikachu 1 month ago
ok i'm not the only that was wondering, how she know he got stopped.
MsBabybop13 1 month ago
i wouldnt of been mad if i found a condom in my bed or she cheating on me.......i would of been mad because she let the nigga give me a ticket. what is it, 5 dollars a mile over plus court cost.....she would definitely have some explaining to do
dmoney0703 2 months ago
im in this same situation
MultiBreezyboo 2 months ago
Pause at 1:39, then at 1:40, then at 1:41 I did it by accident. SHE LOOK FUNNY!!! LMAO!!!
xEmoGirl3DaysGracex 2 months ago
what the *boop* was you thinking?
starlinisaboss 2 months ago
wtf? i love his voice (no homo) but this story had better not be serious cuz i can only laugh at this shit xD
ceejaybeepro 3 months ago
This shit is my favorite Chapter..too..
FarakhanNorris 3 months ago
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DAHRealTrump 3 months ago
"What the fuck?!" hahaha
itschasebruh 3 months ago
so im guessin fuck isnt a curse word now
ejf290 3 months ago
did the police man phone her? i mean to tell her about him?
seetanem 3 months ago
how did she know he got stopped?
Teri92892 4 months ago
You Better Start Talking Right Goddamn Now Lol
papdizzle88 5 months ago
this is my fav chapter!
ladyvixenja 5 months ago
Can somebody explain to me who is Tina? :D
RnBabySonya 5 months ago
Am I the only one that was thinking she slept with another woman (minus the condom part)
Wiintendoh 6 months ago
i like how they usin *doop* at every curse word n wen it cums to 3:13.. he says f*** straight out
LEVENEGRANT3 6 months ago 2
Its a small world after all :)
TotallyGeekage 6 months ago
How did she know which policeman stopped her husband ? O_O
xfrenz93x 7 months ago
@xfrenz93x I would guess that they were stalling for something.
spazitude80 7 months ago
@xfrenz93x maybe the police man told her
kingflorents 6 months ago
She Said Thats Right Nigga I Was There Lol
DJBringTheNoize 8 months ago
doop
nova6zombie 8 months ago
How did she get her clothes on that fast?
MultiKnull 8 months ago 6
"i said bae. she said shut up." - best part
tabilicous11 8 months ago 3
bullsh*doop*
kylieb191 8 months ago
wat the *doop
Gyrokaenzo212 8 months ago
Question: How did she know he got stopped? Lmao o_O
ilovejdior 8 months ago 22
@ilovejdior She told the guy to stop him so she could have time to bathe and such...
daedaeme2 1 month ago
@daedaeme2 WHEN IN THE FUCKITY FUCK DID SHE SAY THAT?! O_O I'm so lost right now......
ilovejdior 1 month ago
@ilovejdior She didn't but it's kinda implied because he meets her in the shower.
daedaeme2 1 month ago
@ilovejdior I was thinking the same thing!!!! And he didnt sign the ticket lol
Charmer4856 1 month ago
REALLY THO
AHYSHY123SHYAISHA566 2 weeks ago
real drama with his mutherfuckin video i love it!!!
GAMEFREAX007 8 months ago
ow she know the police man stop hym
zaria318 9 months ago
@zaria318 -- See iThought that For Years Until i Got Older And Realized That She Told Him To Stop R-Kelly To Buy Her Time So She Could Hurry Up Think of A Liee Straighten Up And Get In The Shower........... With Her Slick Ass
Kashoutgurl 8 months ago
Roxanne is a friend of mine who knows this guy chuck is cool with guy Rufus and I'm sitting here like what the fuck (so funny) Rufus wife Cathy we both went to high school she introduced me to the policeman that stopped you... that hit home
1988prime 9 months ago
i love how kelly wags his finger at 0:22-0:23-0:24
PeppyLaPeau 9 months ago
OH MY GOD A RUBBER.
rubber
rubber
rubber
xD
rockstarrbaby8 10 months ago
i just got one question.
how did she kno he got stoped by a police man
iceage3113 10 months ago
@iceage3113 Because the police man stopped him in order to buy time and clean up.
Gratefulwun92 10 months ago
you must be on crack to have some muther*dooper*in my house
babygyalish 10 months ago
If you don't start talking quick, woman I'm gonna have a fit! You don't what you're fu-doop-ing with! Girl you better cute the bullsh-doop-it!
cruherrx 11 months ago
luv dem d&mn bleepz
mrseximix 11 months ago
how come when he said byitch they didnt do but when she said they said it
TheTytiG 11 months ago
WHO THE HELL IS ROXANN?!
oktoberlift 11 months ago
how did she get dress so quick lmaoo
Bigd9782 11 months ago
@Bigd9782 i no rite
TheTytiG 11 months ago
i bet yall didnt know this is based off a true story
Highhrolla23 11 months ago
Did anybody else notice that the way Sylvester was facing, was the same way as the photo in the background? :D
SmurfDaWeb 11 months ago
F OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CKIN
MSHYPERPANTS 11 months ago
lol that bit is proper funny, the best censor r kellys voice 'doo'
david1bong 11 months ago
"You must be crazy or on crack to have someone up in my mutha(boop) house..."
mranthonymcneil85 11 months ago
the fucking beeping is annoying
themack355 1 year ago
"She said OK, wipes her nose and then asks me about a girl named Tina. She said you know my girl Roxanne? Then she said Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy name Chuck. Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus. Rufus' wife Cathy, we both went to high school. She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you."
Er..so what's the point in mentioning someone called Tina? xD
She could've just said, "A high school friend of mine introduced me to the policeman that stopped you."
jk12324 1 year ago
BEST COMMENTS EVER.
So much love for Youtube right now : )
And R.Kelly. And Cathy.
Sephiralen 1 year ago
Lmao
She hopped up and said "that's enough"?
Yet she was already standing up
Kofeyy 1 year ago
And then at 2:21 he raises his left hand, but then at 2:22 in the next shot, he has his right hand raised xD
Kofeyy 1 year ago
@Kofeyy cause it's a reflection
LaChelleG3 6 months ago
I love how every single fucking character is connected in some ridiculous way :D
robinamarie007 1 year ago 3
It's all Cathy's fault
jaguarlix 1 year ago
They all gonna die of aids.
polymerizedrecords 1 year ago 3
GOT DAMN EVERYBODYS CHEATING
jjcutie123qwee 1 year ago
what the *doop* is this
yu better start tawkin *doop* itchh
and burn dhis mutha*doop*cka down
lmaoooo ,
RichhSwaggSmookyGang 1 year ago 83
@RichhSwaggSmookyGang lol haha
mrseximix 11 months ago
@RichhSwaggSmookyGang this nigga r. kelly funny as hell
laurenandmac 9 months ago
@RichhSwaggSmookyGang
LOL i love it
CodeofVideos 8 months ago
@RichhSwaggSmookyGang
"You don't know what you're *doop*ing with, so you better cut the bull *doop*." xD
CodeofVideos 8 months ago
how did she know that he was stopped?
joseph85delaney 1 year ago
dammit ive been hooked again.
tjmac248 1 year ago
damn, he not having a good day at all
thee1hbic 1 year ago 2
Somebody has been all up in my home.
Silenceless 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
so basically, R. Kelly has been cheating on his wife with a woman who's husband is cheating, and Kelly's wife has been cheating with a cop who's about to go home and realize his wife is cheating. Irony, or what?
jsg361 1 year ago
" she said babyy im speechless, n i said baby u gonna be breathless" lol
jessilafreak 1 year ago 3
loveee thiss <3
jessilafreak 1 year ago
...."Duuu?" Why bleep out the cusses?? Its weird...
J7Unloved 1 year ago
@J7Unloved
no man the bleeps are funny. that's the whole point
weetikhet12344 1 year ago
Well to be a little more realistic, she really didn't have to explain tina, roxanne, chuck, and rufus. She could have just skipped to "I have a friend named Kathy from high school and"...(you know the rest)
CallMeHotChocolate1 1 year ago
i'm gunna die laughin with the blooops!
nicolems1623 1 year ago
WHO THE HELL IS ROXANNE ?!!?! XD lol magic
davelish 1 year ago
i said babe she said SHUT UP hahahaha
MiggyTorres303 1 year ago
It's funny that they censor it but then leave the "what the fuck" at the end uncensored XD
Caldwell1132 1 year ago
uh uh uh uh wat lmao
swaggkillerking 1 year ago
Fidelity is an alien concept in the world of R Kelly.
AkamuSlayer 1 year ago 32
@AkamuSlayer lol
mashinebenz 1 year ago
@AkamuSlayer atleast he didn't take a piss on her face. Must not be a relative.
spazitude80 7 months ago
wow she fucked up for that shit i fuckin love R.kelly damn
arie2trinity 1 year ago
I said bae she said shut up..lol kicks
elistef 1 year ago
look like she have it toooio
ang3l8874 1 year ago
its funny how everything is booped out until 3:15 near the end...guess the silent boops didnt work afterall...
Mojoelize 1 year ago
LMAO now r kelly is going to call his gay lover!
deadxlikedisco 1 year ago
soooo why is it edited with boop suddenly...and why is this man gun crazy he points it at everyone
cashmoney9191 1 year ago
CHUCK ! IT WAS CHUCK ! ! ITS HIS FAULT THAT ALL THIS MESS HAPPENED. !
NiKKiBSEXCii 1 year ago
Man, this guy is having a ridiculously eventful day!
GRNoam 1 year ago
how did she know it was that police man, how did she even know that he did got pulled over
flirtatious56 1 year ago
thers always a black guy that pulls out his gun.
imweird911 1 year ago
Trapped in the Closet- now with homemade 'doots'.
Burnouts3s3 1 year ago
I still love this!
23candyheart 1 year ago 2
Wat the how did she kno anxop pulled him over
notcoolenough94 1 year ago
iSAiD BAE , SHE SAY SHUT UP !
tdkst 1 year ago
@tdkst thats my part
2528439 1 year ago
' I thought you was out with yo' girls.' ' I thought you was out with yo' guys.' ... Haha I love this
irislizbeth 1 year ago
What the hell is up with the bleeps, it says explicit
123youtubaccount 1 year ago
he said, what the doot were you thinkin?
colieboy6 1 year ago
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girl you dont know who your "doot"in wit!
colieboy6 1 year ago
has anyone else noticed that at 0:20 shes naked, then vanishes, then within about 10 seconds she's walking around with clothes on? she is a REALLY fast dresser.
number1HitlerFan 1 year ago
wel wel wel . what the doot! is this!
PoopChanne1 1 year ago
@ pitulluver2009 "Climax" means she's "Cumin".... LOL!
BigTerri9128 1 year ago
Look he cheats and he feels guilty and is hiding it, but she does it and all hell lets loose...
rkworkman 1 year ago
doo*
620CHIVAs 1 year ago
he Probaly Thnkin Dhis One small Asz World
pitulluver2009 1 year ago
wtf does Iht Mean wen she Said Imma Climax.? I dun Get Iht Nd Im ah ghurl.! Wtf.?
pitulluver2009 1 year ago
@pitulluver2009 you will know in a few years
cadsmar 1 year ago
@cadsmar i wanna No Now Im 15..!
pitulluver2009 1 year ago
@pitulluver2009She Was About To Come
papdizzle88 5 months ago
boop :3
Bishdork 1 year ago
lmfao at 2:46
he boutta give her da pimp hand
nailbiter504091 1 year ago
i said ba-she said shut up....
NickiMinajFan888 1 year ago 3
Theeeeeeeeeze are the daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyss of our liiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvees!!!
cherrybomb81478 1 year ago
I Never Thought All These Words Culd Rhyme LOL
WTH DID THEY SAY
"OH,One Day We Should All Cheat On Eachother" !
candiiapple15 1 year ago
whys he have a poster of himself in his room lol
bdubbjr 1 year ago
She said " you know my girl Roxanne ?" I said "WHO THE HELL IS ROXANNE !!??" Tht nigga reacted funny as shit when he said tht .
pbuttons 1 year ago
i love how they bleep and then it stil says bitch lol
rngpk3rsftw 1 year ago
At 1:40 did he rhyme club with club? Genius.
hamsterdoom360 1 year ago
I flipped back the cover. Oh my god a rubber.
LOLOL.
sHART1780 1 year ago
2:50 to the end is absolutely epic.
stevemaster1763 1 year ago
I think that this girl is in the video "Step in the name of love", ain't it ?
lollypopine 1 year ago
@Rbt208 I wondered the same thing for a couple yrs. But more than likely the cop called her and told her, that he pulled over R Kelly
naldo100 1 year ago
I love how he sings the beeps too hahaha
JIHOJIJO 1 year ago
1. What a fucked up day.
2. Small world; apparently she knew everyone.
3. How did she know the cop pulled R. Kelly over?
Rbt208 1 year ago 4
"Doo." ROFLMAO
rosebud1213 1 year ago
this is kindaof catchy
kill4able 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT!!
parrott1996 1 year ago
man he is a frekn genius.
babedolll 1 year ago
she said YOU KNOW MY GIRL ROXANNE?
i said WHO da HELL is ROX-ANNE?!?!?!?!1 LAOFLEFOAMEFA
CoutureBabeh 1 year ago
i know all about last nite
and where you went when you left the club
dats right NIGGA I WAS THERE
WITH DIS GUY IN DA BACK OF DA CLUB
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
CoutureBabeh 1 year ago
well well well.
what the BOOP iz diz.
CoutureBabeh 1 year ago
im siittin here like wdf lmao
SFJeRk1 1 year ago
Lmao theyy shudda juss said the cuss word cuz Boop n Foop is annoying lmao
Shervillecb4eva 1 year ago
>.>
WHAT THE FUCK?!
supah1337B 1 year ago
"What the BOOP was you thinkin? You thought that I wouldn't find this out?"
Hahahaha :D
alexstartsfires 1 year ago
Gawd everybody's cheating on everybody lol
KisukeOboro 1 year ago
Did he make an uncensored version of this? Because every time I hear this song, the cursing is bleeped out.
a90sfan 1 year ago
this is such aa good drama
pakiboyzNfriends 1 year ago
oh shit, things are getting interesting....
GuyN0ir 1 year ago
"You better cut the bull*boop*"
GuyN0ir 1 year ago 46
@GuyN0ir Mother*boop*
123BlackDice 1 year ago
@GuyN0ir lmao !
nicolems1623 1 year ago
she took dat song fuck da police too serious day ment forget da police not let dem fuck u and den give dem a blowjob wtf
brownalan89 1 year ago
LOL he acts all cool like "ohh i might know tina"
divagirl118 1 year ago
"i said well,well,well, what the F00P is this" lol couldent stop laughing
spagitte 1 year ago
haha wow this is the best video ever lol
jmiles12081208 1 year ago
he was cheatin too lamo tryin put it al on her :] luv it XD
Mzdaydaygurl 1 year ago
well ,well ,well , what the FOOP is this ?!? xD
mazzinboo 1 year ago 4
never saw a chick putting here clothes back soooo fast before!
loro333 1 year ago 2
i say bay she says shut up lol
Quintinss5 1 year ago 4
he loves that gun
SAXZIOUS 1 year ago 3
my baby u gone be breathless
hellokittygirl99 1 year ago
i got a boner
foofighters123456ify 1 year ago
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine
Who knew this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus
And I'm sitting there like "What the fuck?!?!"
Best part of the vid :)
musiqsangel 1 year ago 22
@musiqsangel you aint nev lied
RiahTotalKahos 1 year ago
@musiqsangel you aint neva lied
RiahTotalKahos 1 year ago
Only R. Kelly could come up with something as fucking stu-I MEAN as absolutely amazing as this.
Boazoak 1 year ago
hahaha i love the last 30secs
everybody know everybody and dont know it. . .
til now !
SexiAddi10 1 year ago
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he has anger ishews
zebraland241 1 year ago
This is definately the funniest out of the first five!
madrabiddog 1 year ago
at what point did he take his dik out to fuk her lol btw the doot part was funny what the doot u doot mothadoot well well well what the doot is this u better start talking doot lol
camilo2368 1 year ago
the craziest ish eva!!!!!
queenlmgp 1 year ago
he says he gonna stand bu then he sits wtf
nick123986 1 year ago
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DaLilShana 1 year ago
Well Well Well What The Fuk Is This Lol
TheCrystal7119 1 year ago
ha no kidding
MyHeartBelongsToZac 1 year ago
How does she know a police man stopped him
volleybabe9able 1 year ago 2
so mother fuckin funny
pokemaniac329 1 year ago
funny funny funny he called her a bitch
funnycutiepie65 1 year ago
i was dying with the boops their hilarious lmao
bibeba69 1 year ago
she said uh uh i said uh what?,
best lyrical verse ever!
shelby776 1 year ago
wtf is with the beeps he like shut the boop up
boystop369 1 year ago