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  • she knows he got stopped because he stopped him on purpose to give her more time to clean up

  • My baby you gone be breathless...LMAO!

  • "Tina? I'd probably know her if I seen her. Anyway... what's the hell that gotta do with this man??"

  • They wife baby am so speechless Here are kelly well youring going to berathless!

  • Well well well what the fuck is this a condom in my bed you better start talking right now bitch!!! The censoring is annoying

  • ok i'm not the only that was wondering, how she know he got stopped.

  • i wouldnt of been mad if i found a condom in my bed or she cheating on me.......i would of been mad because she let the nigga give me a ticket. what is it, 5 dollars a mile over plus court cost.....she would definitely have some explaining to do

  • im in this same situation

  • Pause at 1:39, then at 1:40, then at 1:41 I did it by accident. SHE LOOK FUNNY!!! LMAO!!!

  • what the *boop* was you thinking?

  • wtf? i love his voice (no homo) but this story had better not be serious cuz i can only laugh at this shit xD

  • This shit is my favorite Chapter..too..

  • "What the fuck?!" hahaha

  • so im guessin fuck isnt a curse word now

  • did the police man phone her? i mean to tell her about him?

  • how did she know he got stopped?

  • You Better Start Talking Right Goddamn Now Lol

  • this is my fav chapter!

  • Can somebody explain to me who is Tina? :D

  • Am I the only one that was thinking she slept with another woman (minus the condom part)

  • i like how they usin *doop* at every curse word n wen it cums to 3:13.. he says f*** straight out

  • Its a small world after all :)

  • How did she know which policeman stopped her husband ? O_O

  • @xfrenz93x I would guess that they were stalling for something.

  • @xfrenz93x maybe the police man told her

  • She Said Thats Right Nigga I Was There Lol

  • doop 

  • How did she get her clothes on that fast?

  • "i said bae. she said shut up." - best part

  • bullsh*doop*

  • wat the *doop

  • Question: How did she know he got stopped? Lmao o_O

  • @ilovejdior She told the guy to stop him so she could have time to bathe and such...

  • @daedaeme2 WHEN IN THE FUCKITY FUCK DID SHE SAY THAT?! O_O I'm so lost right now......

  • @ilovejdior She didn't but it's kinda implied because he meets her in the shower.

  • @ilovejdior I was thinking the same thing!!!! And he didnt sign the ticket lol

  • REALLY THO

  • real drama with his mutherfuckin video i love it!!!

  • ow she know the police man stop hym

  • @zaria318 -- See iThought that For Years Until i Got Older And Realized That She Told Him To Stop R-Kelly To Buy Her Time So She Could Hurry Up Think of A Liee Straighten Up And Get In The Shower........... With Her Slick Ass

  • Roxanne is a friend of mine who knows this guy chuck is cool with guy Rufus and I'm sitting here like what the fuck (so funny) Rufus wife Cathy we both went to high school she introduced me to the policeman that stopped you... that hit home

  • i love how kelly wags his finger at 0:22-0:23-0:24

  • OH MY GOD A RUBBER.

    rubber

    rubber

    rubber

    xD

  • i just got one question.

    how did she kno he got stoped by a police man

  • @iceage3113 Because the police man stopped him in order to buy time and clean up.

  • you must be on crack to have some muther*dooper*in my house

  • If you don't start talking quick, woman I'm gonna have a fit! You don't what you're fu-doop-ing with! Girl you better cute the bullsh-doop-it!

  • luv dem d&mn bleepz

  • how come when he said byitch they didnt do but when she said they said it

  • WHO THE HELL IS ROXANN?!

  • how did she get dress so quick lmaoo

  • @Bigd9782 i no rite

  • i bet yall didnt know this is based off a true story

  • Did anybody else notice that the way Sylvester was facing, was the same way as the photo in the background? :D

  • F OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CKIN

  • lol that bit is proper funny, the best censor r kellys voice 'doo'

  • "You must be crazy or on crack to have someone up in my mutha(boop) house..."

  • the fucking beeping is annoying

  • "She said OK, wipes her nose and then asks me about a girl named Tina. She said you know my girl Roxanne? Then she said Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy name Chuck. Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus. Rufus' wife Cathy, we both went to high school. She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you."

    Er..so what's the point in mentioning someone called Tina? xD

    She could've just said, "A high school friend of mine introduced me to the policeman that stopped you."

  • BEST COMMENTS EVER.

    So much love for Youtube right now : )

    And R.Kelly. And Cathy.

  • Lmao

    She hopped up and said "that's enough"?

    Yet she was already standing up

  • And then at 2:21 he raises his left hand, but then at 2:22 in the next shot, he has his right hand raised xD

  • @Kofeyy cause it's a reflection

  • I love how every single fucking character is connected in some ridiculous way :D

  • It's all Cathy's fault

  • They all gonna die of aids.

  • GOT DAMN EVERYBODYS CHEATING

  • what the *doop* is this

    yu better start tawkin *doop* itchh

    and burn dhis mutha*doop*cka down

    lmaoooo ,

  • @RichhSwaggSmookyGang lol haha

  • @RichhSwaggSmookyGang this nigga r. kelly funny as hell

  • @RichhSwaggSmookyGang

    LOL i love it

  • @RichhSwaggSmookyGang

    "You don't know what you're *doop*ing with, so you better cut the bull *doop*." xD

  • how did she know that he was stopped?

  • dammit ive been hooked again.

  • damn, he not having a good day at all

  • Somebody has been all up in my home.

  • " she said babyy im speechless, n i said baby u gonna be breathless" lol

  • loveee thiss <3

  • ...."Duuu?" Why bleep out the cusses?? Its weird...

  • @J7Unloved

    no man the bleeps are funny. that's the whole point

  • Well to be a little more realistic, she really didn't have to explain tina, roxanne, chuck, and rufus. She could have just skipped to "I have a friend named Kathy from high school and"...(you know the rest)

  • i'm gunna die laughin with the blooops!

  • WHO THE HELL IS ROXANNE ?!!?! XD lol magic

  • i said babe she said SHUT UP hahahaha

  • It's funny that they censor it but then leave the "what the fuck" at the end uncensored XD

  • uh uh uh uh wat lmao

  • Fidelity is an alien concept in the world of R Kelly.

  • @AkamuSlayer lol

  • @AkamuSlayer atleast he didn't take a piss on her face. Must not be a relative.

  • wow she fucked up for that shit i fuckin love R.kelly damn

  • I said bae she said shut up..lol kicks

  • look like she have it toooio

  • its funny how everything is booped out until 3:15 near the end...guess the silent boops didnt work afterall...

  • LMAO now r kelly is going to call his gay lover!

  • soooo why is it edited with boop suddenly...and why is this man gun crazy he points it at everyone

  • CHUCK ! IT WAS CHUCK ! ! ITS HIS FAULT THAT ALL THIS MESS HAPPENED. !

  • Man, this guy is having a ridiculously eventful day!

  • how did she know it was that police man, how did she even know that he did got pulled over

  • thers always a black guy that pulls out his gun.

  • Trapped in the Closet- now with homemade 'doots'.

  • I still love this!

  • Wat the how did she kno anxop pulled him over

  • iSAiD BAE , SHE SAY SHUT UP !

  • @tdkst thats my part

  • ' I thought you was out with yo' girls.' ' I thought you was out with yo' guys.' ... Haha I love this

  • What the hell is up with the bleeps, it says explicit

  • he said, what the doot were you thinkin?

  • has anyone else noticed that at 0:20 shes naked, then vanishes, then within about 10 seconds she's walking around with clothes on? she is a REALLY fast dresser.

  • wel wel wel . what the doot! is this!

  • @ pitulluver2009 "Climax" means she's "Cumin".... LOL!

  • Look he cheats and he feels guilty and is hiding it, but she does it and all hell lets loose...

  • doo*

  • he Probaly Thnkin Dhis One small Asz World

  • wtf does Iht Mean wen she Said Imma Climax.? I dun Get Iht Nd Im ah ghurl.! Wtf.?

  • @pitulluver2009 you will know in a few years

  • @cadsmar i wanna No Now Im 15..!

  • @pitulluver2009She Was About To Come

  • boop :3

  • lmfao at 2:46

    he boutta give her da pimp hand

  • i said ba-she said shut up....

  • Theeeeeeeeeze are the daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyss of our liiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvees!­!!

  • I Never Thought All These Words Culd Rhyme LOL

    WTH DID THEY SAY

    "OH,One Day We Should All Cheat On Eachother" !

  • whys he have a poster of himself in his room lol

  • She said " you know my girl Roxanne ?" I said "WHO THE HELL IS ROXANNE !!??" Tht nigga reacted funny as shit when he said tht .

  • i love how they bleep and then it stil says bitch lol

  • At 1:40 did he rhyme club with club? Genius.

  • I flipped back the cover. Oh my god a rubber.

    LOLOL.

  • 2:50 to the end is absolutely epic.

  • I think that this girl is in the video "Step in the name of love", ain't it ?

  • @Rbt208 I wondered the same thing for a couple yrs. But more than likely the cop called her and told her, that he pulled over R Kelly

  • I love how he sings the beeps too hahaha

  • 1. What a fucked up day.

    2. Small world; apparently she knew everyone.

    3. How did she know the cop pulled R. Kelly over?

  • "Doo." ROFLMAO

  • this is kindaof catchy

  • HOLY SHIT!!

  • man he is a frekn genius.

  • she said YOU KNOW MY GIRL ROXANNE?

    i said WHO da HELL is ROX-ANNE?!?!?!?!1 LAOFLEFOAMEFA

  • i know all about last nite

    and where you went when you left the club

    dats right NIGGA I WAS THERE

    WITH DIS GUY IN DA BACK OF DA CLUB

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

  • well well well.

    what the BOOP iz diz.

  • im siittin here like wdf lmao

  • Lmao theyy shudda juss said the cuss word cuz Boop n Foop is annoying lmao

  • >.>

    WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • "What the BOOP was you thinkin? You thought that I wouldn't find this out?"

    Hahahaha :D

  • Gawd everybody's cheating on everybody lol

  • Did he make an uncensored version of this? Because every time I hear this song, the cursing is bleeped out.

  • this is such aa good drama

  • oh shit, things are getting interesting....

  • "You better cut the bull*boop*"

  • @GuyN0ir Mother*boop*

  • @GuyN0ir lmao !

  • she took dat song fuck da police too serious day ment forget da police not let dem fuck u and den give dem a blowjob wtf

  • LOL he acts all cool like "ohh i might know tina"

  • "i said well,well,well, what the F00P is this" lol couldent stop laughing

  • haha wow this is the best video ever lol

  • he was cheatin too lamo tryin put it al on her :] luv it XD

  • well ,well ,well , what the FOOP is this ?!? xD

  • never saw a chick putting here clothes back soooo fast before!

  • i say bay she says shut up lol

  • he loves that gun

  • my baby u gone be breathless

  • i got a boner

  • Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine

    Who knew this guy named Chuck

    Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus

    And I'm sitting there like "What the fuck?!?!"

    Best part of the vid :)

  • @musiqsangel you aint nev lied

    

  • @musiqsangel you aint neva lied

    

  • Only R. Kelly could come up with something as fucking stu-I MEAN as absolutely amazing as this.

  • hahaha i love the last 30secs

    everybody know everybody and dont know it. . .

    til now !

  • This is definately the funniest out of the first five!

  • at what point did he take his dik out to fuk her lol btw the doot part was funny what the doot u doot mothadoot well well well what the doot is this u better start talking doot lol

  • the craziest ish eva!!!!!

  • he says he gonna stand bu then he sits wtf

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  • Well Well Well What The Fuk Is This Lol

  • ha no kidding

  • How does she know a police man stopped him

  • so mother fuckin funny

  • funny funny funny he called her a bitch

  • i was dying with the boops their hilarious lmao

  • she said uh uh i said uh what?,

    best lyrical verse ever!

  • wtf is with the beeps he like shut the boop up