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  • "sorry mate was i holding you up from breaking the land"

    "FUCKING SPEED RECORD!!!"

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  • my jaw is hurting from laughing haha

  • STOP, i wanna cross the road.

  • "can you lay on the floor for me...right, now give me your ankles...and can you make a 'mmmmmmmmmm' noise for me"

  • "What's the sudden hurry?"

    "I know what it is. He want's to get back on the road so he can FUCKEN HOLD ME UP AGAIN!"

  • "Fuck Me Tea's Gone Everywere" LMAO

    Me Pen Stuck Up My Ass lol

    

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  • LOOOOL!

    "Thank you very much! Thank you ever so much for stopping!"

    "He's fuckin' nuts!" LOL! Genius :') ♥

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH FOR STOPPEN! XD

  • Warning. Vehicle Reversing.

  • 7:24 wat was he doin with that pen..........bein a receptionist must be borin.

  • im pissing off my nan laughing so much at this

  • im pissing off y nan laughing so uch at this

  • hello

    yeh?

    ur shit!

  • 3:00 it happened to me :D

  • best comedian ever

  • that laugh is epiccc!!!!! lol STOP!!!! im walkin across the road!!

  • that laugh is epiccc!!!!!

  • sooooo... anyone feel like giving me a thumbs up :D

  • The NHS is FUCKED XD :D:D:D

  • vehicle reverseing..... AM I?!

  • "So, we've got a dirty floor. What do we need for a dirty floor?"

    "Well we need a bucket..."

    "Yes, we need a bucket, but we need a good doo-bee-doo."

    "Doo-bee-doo?"

    "Yes. DOO-BEE-DOOOOOO!!!"

    Fucking genius! xD

  • @TheCrumpmasters ahah that crakes me up ahah

  • his smug look for pedestrian crossing was the spit of Troll Face

  • STOP!!!!! i want to cross the road.

  • YOUR NICKED

    NO, YOUR NICKED

    AHAHA

  • well we need a buket yes we need a buket but we need a good dooby doo dooby doo yes dooby dooooo ahahahahahahahahahaha craked up

  • really lee evens is the best and 10 people dont no that lol

  • how can u not like thiis ?x

  • how can u not fukin like it?:S

  • Stop ...... I wanna cross the road B)

  • "Thank you so much, thank you EVER so much for stopping."

    Trololololololololololol

  • why have 10 people disliked this.whats wrong with you??

  • @041012vic No sense of humour. Absolutely none.

  • I love his laugh xD

  • SHIT HIM SELF LOOOOOOOOOL XD

  • you turn into a ventriliquist- 'come on you twat', LOOOOOOL :)

  • Me zip get stuck ''Call an Ambulance''

  • "I'm a germ, I feel good!" X'D Ahaa

  • STOP!!!! i wanna cross the road hahahaha that cracked me up

  • Not once but twice, and they way you through that fag out the window was fucking genius!!!

  • have you seen the driver ( ' _>') lol

  • hello yh you shit

  • hoo the fuck wood dis like this ohh the retard ppl hoo thought it said dis-i-like

  • best laugh ever

    

  • because the NHS is ....... FUCKED!

  • well we need a bucket

  • 07:28 - LMAO!!!!!!!

  • Fuckin' sorry mate was i holding you up from breaking the land.. FUCKIN SPEED RECORD!?

  • I'm a germ i feel good!

  • STOP ............. and walk across the road ! loool loving that part x

  • 10 people were lauging so hard they accidently hit the dislike button :D

  • "so we got a dirty floor, what do we need for a dirty floor?"

    " well, we need a bucket"

  • his laugh makes the joke funnier

    what a true legend !

  • his nervars laugh XD

  • 7.31 Bin Laden was at Lee Evans and they still didn't find him!

  • @danieltheman1989

    Hahaha! deeep!

  • '' IM BRITNEY SPEARS I AM !! '' Lol ! :) <3

  • STOP! i wanna cross the road..

  • could you lie on the floor please pass me your ankles can you make this noise please mmmmmmmmm

  • fuck off me and the mrs coming through (grabs crotch)

  • how how HOW?

  • STOP!.....I wanna cross the road

  • his laugh!

    

  • 2:50 was a really good airbrake impression

  • what do u fuckin want!?!?!?!?!

  • I've watching this sooooo many times and it STILL makes me pee me self laughing LMAO PMSL

  • i pay the road tax you FUCKING USE IT lol thats funny as lol,,,,,,, :D

  • lol iv seen this bout 10 times n its till funny lol xD

  • 1:22 best bit!!! and 3:52

  • 1:22 best bit!!!

  • Thank you very much!.... Thank youu ever so much for stoppin!

    ..Lmfaoo.. makes me laugh everytime:L

  • damn it!! youtube has changed again.. i couldnt find the like/dislike numbers...

  • whats the hurry,,, slow down .... this is the country .... fucking city boy!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooool

  • LMFAO, the NHS is ... fucked ;D

  • They go to a cattle market and they go nuts .... wats the sudden hurry i now wat it is its so he can back on the road and F****ing hold me up again.

  • the way you went round that roundabout not once;), but twice =D and the way you threw that fag out that window was FUCKING GENIUS :D

  • i love lee evans classss

  • HOW CAN PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS

  • STOP!... I wanna cross the road!

  • its broken .... that lights broken! :L

  • 10+ people just died with laughter

  • 08:18 "We're low on Flash, we're gonna lose the stain!" X''D ROFL

  • Thank you very much. thank you ever so much for stopping. Hes fucking nuts

  • thumbs up for the hard man walk at 4:24 lol

  • 10 people r broken trafic lights

  • Love Lee Evans I Was Feeling Down But Now I'm Cheered Up Love The Bit About The Cleaners :)

  • @BohemianChic101 we need domestos STAT :)

  • "Hello, we're the distant relatives ! We won't be comming iiin..." LMAO !! xD

  • part 2 im glad he gets more confident on the stage with the crowed

  • 10:07 i dont get it

  • @26EMOARTLINKINPARK97 well everyone else did

  • you skipped like 7+ seconds between videos. =/

  • 1:45 best part

  • FUCKIN AWSOME

  • fuckin awsome but

  • That lighs Broken,

    GO ON ITS BROKEN!!

    <3

    :L:L:L

  • i know what it is its so he can get back on the road and FUCKIN HOLD ME UP AGAIN

  • "Your nicked."

    "No, YOUR nicked."

    "You cant do that?!"

    "Hey, dont make it worse for yourself sunny.:"

    :')

  • 3:30 to 5:00 is absoultly brilliant

  • @d11chris11 its all brilliant get your facts right ;) lol

  • @TheJJHawk i kno yeh

  • I laughed my head when he said

    *dont mind me i pay tthe road tax and you fukin use it

    i was laughing my head 

  • Omg, I was dying with laughter when he said

    "Well, we'll need a bucket"

    :'D He is just too damn amazing! ^^

  • "so we've got a dirty floor what do we need for a dirty floor?"

    "well we need a bucket.."

    "yes we need a bucket but we need a good doobeedoo"

    "doobeedoo?"

    "yes!"

    "DOOOOBEEEEEDOOOOO!!!!"

    LMAO,I love you lee evans I honestly died of laughter!!!

  • LEEgend

  • whoever the ten people are who watched this and disliked, YOU DONT HAVE LIVES!!!

  • "im a germ i feel good"!!!!! lmao i died laughing!!! "were gonna lose the stain"!!!!!

  • 0:01

    Lmfao he is an absolute legend :D

  • Fuck me tea's gone everywhere! Me pen's stuck up me arse!!!

  • @luff4bewbz u gay cunt how is ur pen i ur ass

  • @jsjelite excuse me ASSWIPE.... i was quoting lee evans, a comedy genius... you on the other hand... are just wasting your pathetic life by commenting on my comment.... watch the video... then you'll understand my quote... or... just get off this video... thanks... bye -.-

  • @jsjelite he was quoting lee evans in the vid silly!!!

  • 0:27 I love that sideways skip thing lol

  • "You're knicked! *arrests officer* "No ... YOU'RE knicked!"

  • @JacobBlackisCandy2me You can't do that!

  • @GrannyGroovinGravity Hey, don't make it worse for yourself, sunny.

  • "Back off ... me and the Mrs. coming through"

  • i need 10cc of cif and a iv of dimesotes !were low on flash we gonna lose the stain!! hahahahah the fukn best line evevr xxx

  • STOP! i walk across the road

  • @SgTNcKAnGeL actually it's i want to cross the road lol

  • Shit me tea's gone everywhere! .. Me pens gone up me arse! LOOOOL!

  • i laughed so hard at this!!!! i got that pain i like!!!!

  • hes thew bestx

  • "fucking dont mind me i pay the road tax you FUCKING USE IT!!!!" lol XDD

  • Thank you Lee for advising me on how to deal wih Gorilla drivers! :D

  • green amber stop bluup bluuup lol

  • 10 were raped by their denist

  • seeing his next tour, im going to need an oxygen canister

  • ive got a terrible tooth ache .. ok pull your pants down lets have a look at you arse :L

  • The world of comedy lies on the hands of lee evans BEST COMEDIAN EVER!

  • god seeing him live is going to be f******g ace!! x

  • hahahaha :L

    hes an absolute LEGEND

    i love him, hes hilarious, i laugh at everything he says lol

    cant wait to see him live in 2011 :)

  • fucking sorry mate, was i holding you up from breaking the land FUCKING speed Record!!!!

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  • so funny i almost pissed my pants from laughing so much!

  • I love his voice when says 'land-fucking SPEED RECORD!'

  • holding you up from breaking the land FUCKING SPEED RECORD

  • STOP!!!!!!! i wanna cross the road! (:

  • I love how high pitched his voice goes when he says 'F*ckin hold me up again' So funny

  • 10 people have no sense of humor

  • lmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolmaolm­ao(dies laughing)

  • so he can FUCKING HOLD ME UP AGAIN!!!!! lol

  • 10 people have absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR

  • 6:45 Hello? yeah your shit lmao gotta love Lee Evans

  • qucik where low on flash .. where gona lose this STAINN!! lmfao

  • 4:40-4:50 absolutely brilliant

  • "Fuck me tea's gone everyware!"

    "Me pen's stuck up me arse..."

    "HEHEHEHE"

    Omfg, his nervous laugh <33

  • Lee Evans is an absolute Legend!

  • his laugh is boner-ific

  • @EveryAvery2 family guy much? xD

  • "its broken... that lights broken"

  • i might do that ring 1 tell me about my driring your shit

  • 10 people slipped.

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  • ILL = I LOVE LEE!! ;D

  • why the FUCK are there 10 thumbs down?! whoever you people are. you're cunts. :)

  • best comedian ever :')

  • STOP!! I wanna cross the road... I do that. I'm terrible. I love it. funny.

  • @KyoXAnskima i know i do that 2! its really fun

  • Fuck off me and the misses coming through... Lo hahahaha so true

  • this guy will go down in history

  • @TheTristan2012 if he doesn't ima be sad XD

  • LEGEND COMEDY LEGEND !

  • I just want to congragulate you on your superb driving skills back there! The way you went round that roundabout, not 1, but twice, and the way you through that fag out that windo was fucking genious! HAHA i love it! :)

  • He's good but Gervais is way funnier

  • "The NHS is FUCKED" tell me about it!

  • @ADEMruinedmylife909 tell ME about it