Jumpy

[TreyRust]

You said in a newer video that you don't really jump that high, it's just rocket shoes... liar

[LittleNinjaMK]

i can jump 2012 feet :D

[Dare2bDumb]

Haw high can i jump? Its over 9000

[Muddy2715]

Oh my god, you look ter-, pretty good if I say so myself...

[RareVideoGuy]

OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! You look horrible without your beard!!!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[ch0colatemilk]

Is that a wii that I see? ;D

[KoolThing14]

You know its a good jump when your wallet falls out ;D

[sportsstar1998]

o god u look creeper without a beard

[smcgaff222]

i can jump higher than a house :)

[BreakingWTM]

aaww i can see the sun outside the window

[irishfigroll]

aww... back in the day with the old theme music =]

[SuperEmjo]

I started my 377 video WheezyWaiterathon on Thursday 26th at approx. 17:00, yeah im not good with remembering times or stuff like that anyho, and I predict to finish on Tuesday 31st at approx. 13:17. This is with sleep, food and having a social life breaks... What's a social life? I want one! I shall leave this comment on every WheezyWaiter video from Paul McDonald's as I have left previous comments including a guess the song over 32 videos. This should be fun.

Sincerely,

Madame Pomme De Terre:)

[Mer1002]

"that's right my neighbor took it back!" haha "ahhh hot coffee on mah face!" I love you <3

[DarkCloudTashi]

You look good without a beard, but not as good with a beard.

[chordsandcolour]

There goes my wallet!

[purfectpuff]

hahaha i love that your savings is only 6 bucks =]

[ScottSummitVentures]

This Solution Engineer pays his virtual assistants to jump for him.

-Scott Summit

888-414-3083

DBNR

[HyperKid66]

just for you,. i jumped.

trying my hardest, i think i got in about 12 inches.

thats what she said?

[Jaxycat67]

thats what HE said : p

[Sweeney113]

not as high as you

[rlfblue2121]

Do You Ever Clean Your Ceiling? It Looked Like Your Savings Were Really Sticky!

~Raven

[ruthirene7]

This has to be my all time favorite Wheezy vid ;)

[Jaxycat67]

how many have you watched?? cuz there are some rather amazing ones...

u sure ur not a ... NOOB.. or something?? :]

[beardieboo]

hahahahahahahaha sooooo good to have you back, weezy x)

[punkslilncs]

recyling( spelling) is always good.

[dougiedannyluv]

Aha. I love the recycled jokes.

[gllafc]

I can't jump that high.

But I do have a beard.

[ramblingsofafool]

Ohhh your mum shaved!

[definitelyoverrated]

I jump up to mars on regular bases and upload fake pictures to those robots.

[toufupowa]

you have a wii!!! me too isnt it fun?!?!

[pancaketrouble]

You have a Wii, I bet you suck at WiiSports... with the wheezing and everything.

[paisleypower30]

You should know better than to jump with coffee. :)

[pennygoo]

hahaha

i hate daylight saving time...

hey yeah i had this crazy english teacher once who hated possessives. this reminded me of that when you said you hate plurals. ahahaha

[obitoxitachi]

ah! hot coffee on your face!

wheezy, you are hilarious. i love you.~

[blath]

The question should be how high do you want us to jump?

[lordfooby]

over 9000!

[lespaulrok3r]

im like chuck norris i push the ground away i dont go from it.

[splicegrrl]

as soon as your blogtv show ended, i thought of several questions to ask you. (guess i had stage fright when you were, you know, actually there.) maybe one of these days we could ask you questions in comments and you could do a video answering them. the live show was fun (and hunger-inducing).

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

I can jump to the moon and back. I had proof on a video, but on the way back from the moon it fell out.

[surferartchick]

ha ha ha! Hot coffee on the face! you are awesome!

[PinkAntenna]

I just laughed I think that hardest I've ever laughed at one of your videos. And that's saying something, because I laughed pretty hard before. I had no idea you were going to use that. That is so great.

[splicegrrl]

it turns out i can't jump. i can curl my tongue, pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time, whistle, but apparently i can't jump.

when i "jump," i rise a tiny (as in teensy tiny) distance from the ground and then i hurry back down.

thank god there are epic jumpers like you, wheezy waiter. your presence in the world compensates for my epic jumping fail.

[Tinkynette]

Jumpingman, jumpingman, does whatever a jumper can...

LOOK OUT ! Here comes the Jumpingman !

[Greendrainpipe]

Yay! we are sooo happy your back! you bring joy to our stressful lives, glad you enjoyed the vid, it was made with lots of love.... and suffering :P at the point where we're in the field its sleeting!!!

Grace and Andrew xxx

[ItTakesII]

haha Nice. Oh commenters, always trying to find a plot hole.

-Julian

[hannahjoyhopes]

hahaha. SEGWAY! fantastic

[ZeroFlame008]

OMG ITS MAGIC!

"Uh oh its magic ya nooo, never believe its not soo"

No, wait its hancock? Uhh I dont know anymore, this isnt funny :( Im sad

I can jump like 1 inch... pretty impressive huh? I know I got some awsome jumping skills

[tehjummie]

Haha that wink was brilliant.

[HondaAnakonda]

i like your floor

[katalina2007]

If you don't like plural, you will LOVE Italy! They do not believe in adding "s" to make words plural. It makes learning Italian VERY interesting, that is for sure. BTW, this is the first vlog of yours that I have watched, and I LIKE it :)

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

Ooh, the temptation to video response is overwhelming... But jumping is, like, exercise. Thus - evil. And temptation is allegedly evil. Can I overcome this temptation? Only time till tell.

[CGmovieproductions]

HAHAHA.

Exactly my thoughts, only more well-written.

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

:P Clearly we are geniuses, destined to take over the world.

[CGmovieproductions]

DEFINITELY!

Should we perhaps be evil geniuses?

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

Evil through and through. But not the stupid exercising kind. That'd be ridiculous. *WheezyWink*

[CGmovieproductions]

Hahaha!

Just think, when we take over the world we have WheezyWaiter to thank! I wonder if we should give him some sort of small village to rule as a sign of gratitude.

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

A whole village?! A little generous methinks. Craig will be our favourite slave. *Nods*

Hehe, we're well on our way to world domination by taking over the entire comment space :P

[CGmovieproductions]

Yes, that's a better plan. It's not like we want him to get a big head or something.

Well, we have to start somewhere! First his comment space, then all of YouTube, and NEXT: the non-virtual world. Baby steps, so no one notices until it's too late. *sinister laugh of doom*

[Cadwaladr]

Yay! Rhys!

[squishie427]

I can jump higher than a house!

video response soon.

[astrid930]

did you know that you are like very very awsome and funny?!

[kimixcakes]

that was wonderful, kind of feeling a video response, might just happen.

& i love rhys and his abundance of winks. [:

[wheezywaiter]

do a video response!

I requested. I guess you have to now.

[alltimemcfly]

haha i like the noise for the eyebrow raise xD

[MikeMarino]

Can you grow a handlebar mustache?

[roch1997]

I was thinking WTF while I watched this and yet I enjoyed it. hhhmmmmmmmm.

[OtherLivingThings]

Best segway/segue ever.

I think this calls for a hilariously unfunny old cliche joke about jumping:

I can jump higher than a house. A house can't jump at all!

hhaa. Enjoy that one.

[itiselizabeth]

Genius.

[Apocx92]

How high is you ceiling?

[wheezywaiter]

my ceiling has been removed.

[limeydrum]

Your awesome in all ways.

[Apocx92]

Then why isn't it freezing inside your house? You don't even have a beard to keep you warm!

[wheezywaiter]

lots and lots of space heaters off camera. I turn them off when I turn the camera on to eliminate noise.

[Apocx92]

I see no possible downsides with a setup like that. You are a indeed a wise man.

[matt062992]

lmao i love this guy

[kaosboy13]

That was hilarious, lol

[consumatron]

Segway!?!! It feels like old school Wheezy around here!

Now all we need is a it's a crazy, crazy, crazy, there are a bunch of different types of clients.

[avfischer23]

i'm still oh so happy you're back!!!!

=]]]]

[tennisluvnerd]

I'm amazed that you nailed the voices of the people that commented! How did you do that? Your talents never cease!

(Just so you know, the market is rallying today! At this moment , 2:56 p.m. e.s.t., it's up 284 points! You might want to use an umbrella next time you're in the room.)

[MaryAnimated]

I'll donate a cinderblock to you..

[corkie5555]

lolol thats awesome stuff

[pixonu]

hahaha, Genius!

[frazzified]

You were right. Totally recharged and ready to entertain.

[mandapop]

You're pretty funny, y'know.

[imzUnicorn]

Is there anything your mom actually likes?

[catrific]

this video is full of luls.

[StephanieLeighFromEG]

at least you know people are paying attention. "you love me! you REALLY love me!"

[bethdizzle101]

gotta love your mom.

so loving.

[Miichael1217]

can i wink for you???

[hannikate]

AH! Hot coffee on my face!!

rofl

[pennylanecs]

i can jump higher than you can't.

hahahaha...

wait what!?

i don't think that makes any sense!!!

[dripduke]

This video is good....but I'm still laughing from the last one.How high can I jump...well lets see....I'll finish this comment when I come down...here I go............................­...

[TheBorzoi]

I can jump higher than a house.

I can also run faster than a train.

[IMayLookCatLike]

Oh I love Wheezy! I can jump 1metre 53centimetres! (:

That's in highjump though! Nowhere near as awesome as Craig!

[justanthy]

omg, you're a Hero! You better make sure the government doesn't find out about your jumping ability or you may be asking for the Cheerleader to save you! Or, worse yet, what if Sylar finds out and wants to start jumping really high?! Be careful out there!

[thephantommilk]

This seemed to be a very add video.

But that's ok, cause it was still entertaining.

[wheezywaiter]

yeah, there were a lot of in jokes that piggy back off of earlier videos. It will probably be confusing to many.

[yobboblogging]

Yay! I totally just made a video response.

How come you werent restricted by the ceiling? Do you have an open top house?! Cool!

[wheezywaiter]

Yes, I mentioned in a previous video that the ceiling is removed. Really sucks when it's raining.

[travelingnerds]

wow. Just awesome!

[WrittenInDork]

Your strength is miraculous! Throwing money so high and jumping just as. Amazing lol

[xxpajjioxx]

i'm so glad i skipped the second half of 3rd period to come home for lunch and watch your new video.

plural is so overrated.

[Englishous]

yayayayayay

Rhys winkadge

:D

[valerie2776]

I cannot jump. It's against my religion.

[MooCow3202]

Oh, I don't jump. See, what happens to me when I try to jump is what happens to you on your failboat video. I sit.

[wheezywaiter]

it took a lot of practice, but I finally broke myself of that habit.

[neonpinksun]

Hot coffee on the face is better than hot coffee on the crotch.

just saying.

[beckstraordinary]

Oh no! Not hot coffee!

As for the jumping, depends on the momentum.

[BarryAldridge]

Love your videos as always Wheezy.

That was a high jump.

[crimsong19]

Awesome! Love the jump sequences!

[jbdazen]

F*pling* brilliant! :-D

[aslanenlisted]

lolz I has no hops... it is a sad day indeed.

[kthxrae]

yay Rhys!

[mcrpree]

lol....loveeeeeeee

[RachieLouxox]

omg the wink was rhys :D

nice video :)

[Threxd]

Brilliant video :D

[SlipFlip]

ÁRGH Hot coffee on my face!

[shriz]

second!

... oh, wait