Today top octopi scientist, started testing materials for the first ever Octo-Tank. Shown here with an experimental armor plating known as "coconut". The octopus nation are looking to strategically advance its military branch for a full land assault on the worlds land dwellers, the nation has greatly expressed its intentions by boycotting cameras.
Aww, he probably was looking at all of the crabs with shells and he was like "... cry cry... no shell will fit me in it!" Until he found the coconut...
This is NOT a newly discovered behavior. Talk to the Hatfield Marine Center, they will tell you lots of stuff about octopus' intelligence. Also NOT the first case of an invertebrate using tools. Do research on insects, they use tools as well.
Or maybe he was just playing hide n go seek and he got mad at the camera giving away his spot and attacked ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
uh yeah hmmmmm that is no different from what Octopus have been doing for thousands of years. They use their surroundings as conceilement or cover. Like hiding in a natural cover just under the edge of a rock. Silly Scientists!
Don't you see? Its a metapor! The 8 armed ju group clamping its 8-tendrils around the earth (coconut) drowning the world (the ocean) in its sik grasp. 'holocaust' is a sik hate lie.
The Octupus could be a metaphor for anything in that case. A century ago it would have been Standard Oil. Nowadays it could be Wal-mart, McDonalds, Monsanto, or Exxon Mobile.
ebruceii: amazing how you would make such an idiotic statement, loser. you're a lib who loves reid and pelosi and want to bang both of them hard, am i right? of course i am furthermore i think it was obama who stated" there are 57 states" LMAO all that money for a harvard education gone to waste.
ha! you gerbil banging dick lover; get bent and stop screwing your sister, you inbred idiot. now go stick your nuts in harry reids much and have him make a wish.
@americanho0967, you come to an octopus video to be a racist. You're the dumbest cunt ever because blacks only make up 12% of the population so it was the majority of whites that put him in office. And you graduated in 07' and already have a wife and kid and you have the nerve to call somebody a dumb cunt. Well who was the dumb cunt that forgot to use birth control to keep your dumbass from breeding. Oh and good luck on your little associates degree, you'll go far. LMAO !!!
OK OK I'll play along with you (internet tough guy). Give me the time and place and I'll meet your dumbass. Word of advise. Just remember that little whore of yours will fuck what you despise most. So while your yelling nigger nigger, just remember the next time you piss her off she will go and fuck and suck some nigger nigger dick. Trust me I know. And if you want proof of this, then just go and ask that little knuckle walker that you call your mother.
LOL, wow. Stay classy, Mr AmericanZERO :)))) You should be proud of how well you represent our great nation. LOL. By the way, there are more white folks on welfare in this country than black folks, not that it matters, but you brought it up. FAIL. BTW, since you're so quick to call someone "dumb" I'd love to hear where you earned your degree from. Just curious.
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@nigebruceii wow there are more whites on welfare maybe thats because THERE ARE 13 PERCENT NIGGERS AND 78 PERCENT WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER CUNT
WILD HUH??
ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID??
what next ?? try to figure this... what percentage of whites are on welfare and what percentage of niggers are on welfare
Yea, well no shit, genius. By the way, your limited vocabulary is nothing short of entertaining. I'm truly sorry that your Daddy didn;t love you enough...or maybe he loved you TOO much??? Poor thing :((((((
This octopus clearly wants to be a hermit or snail . duhhh..
JEFFreyScreams 11 hours ago
Cocopus: YES........YES!!!!!! MY LIFE LONG DREAM OF BEING A COCONUT HAS FINALLY BEEN REALIZED!!
Beat2827 1 week ago
Shhh! Don't let him know he's not a snail!
MsTareya 1 week ago
hahaha this is soooo cute he's like ha this coconut is a mobile home then he's like o i dont fit then comes get that camera out of my face lol
spundrugyzone11111 1 week ago
That's it! That's how coconut halves ended up in Britain. Not carried by the swallows apparently...
jalak 1 month ago 2
they evolved out of a shell to evolve back into a shell. wtf nature?
deathysmile 1 month ago
how lovely :D
MsRukia93 2 months ago
i use to carry coconuts like you.... untill i took an arrow to the tentacle
Streety101101 2 months ago
Octo-snail
MsMusicallytalented 2 months ago
@MsMusicallytalented snail-opus?
Grukmuck 2 months ago
Is it an African or European Octopus?
kerressed 2 months ago 2
*sings*Who lives in a coconut under the sea?...
MizziTheFoxdragon 3 months ago 4
@MizziTheFoxdragon octopus bob pants!
monsterhighgirl7179 2 months ago
@MizziTheFoxdragon clever
SkidWrangler 2 months ago
@SkidWrangler Thank you
MizziTheFoxdragon 2 months ago
@MizziTheFoxdragon LOL
nikie3290 2 months ago
They were wrong! Sparrows don't carry coconuts at all! Clearly it was brought to Brittan by an octopus!
seedililbarf 3 months ago 4
It's trying to act like a hermit crab. I've seen videos of these octopus' mimicking other sea creatures.
topazeyes 3 months ago
I'm not even sure I would have thought of that.
TommyGreenShirt 3 months ago
Hermit Octopus
uberbigbread 3 months ago
LOL! its a mobile home!
NintenPLUSH 3 months ago
I don't see a coconut carrying an octopus >.>
lookitzmahleg 4 months ago
@lookitzmahleg lol...misleading title... xDDD
fancynancypigs1 3 months ago
متخيل سلحفاه مرت من جنبو بتحكيلو يا عمي و الله التقليد صعب ....
bambino9191 4 months ago
lol at the end he wanted to have sex with the camera
but they cut the scene
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sumbumm 4 months ago
I want to know what he'd do with the camera.
s0f0nisba 4 months ago
00:38 NO PICTURES!!
roxme1996 4 months ago 3
wait suppose if two octopuses carried the same coconut together.
Jesse2K12 4 months ago
dam i lost to it at hide & seek ....
keyzin 4 months ago
aw, it's playing with the coconut! cute!
adporter1 4 months ago
rofl thats cool
codyelston92 5 months ago
lol he is a hermit octopus LMAO
raigekiman 5 months ago
snail wannabe
clscrock 5 months ago
octosnail
3dfxvoodoo1 5 months ago
octopus ned to take a rap wheres a cocanut when you need it
clonedninjafrogs 5 months ago
0:41 - me - ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tredoltle 5 months ago
I found this difficult to fap to, until the octopus wrapped itself on the camera.
Thanatos71185 5 months ago
Hi, my name is Squidward, and welcome to my crib.
mijisthebest 5 months ago
This entire time we thought that coconuts were carried by european swallows. They are in fact carried by octopi
primeEmu16 5 months ago
Maybe the string it was tied to a swallow with broke, sending it plummeting to the depths below
GhettoBlaster100 5 months ago
This is mine...and this is mine....wait i want that too!
Glitchfilth 5 months ago
0:38 GIMMEH A HUGGG!
Also, it's Davy Jones. He's building the Dutchman.
TheCryptidman 5 months ago
dr zoidberg, home owner
ilkfc123 6 months ago 21
my coconut bitches!!!!
ethanroth27 6 months ago
well now... the humble octopus has just moved up from stuff i don't care about to being awesome with a mere coconut.
whichDude 6 months ago
what would an octopus...... want.... with a coconut? a helmet perhaps?
gamerman001 6 months ago
Today top octopi scientist, started testing materials for the first ever Octo-Tank. Shown here with an experimental armor plating known as "coconut". The octopus nation are looking to strategically advance its military branch for a full land assault on the worlds land dwellers, the nation has greatly expressed its intentions by boycotting cameras.
MetalFaith21 6 months ago 2
mmmmm, camera. but really thats fucking awesome
needmydatsun 6 months ago
Aww, he probably was looking at all of the crabs with shells and he was like "... cry cry... no shell will fit me in it!" Until he found the coconut...
majormusicmajor 6 months ago
Cmon dont be mean we all know squidwird admires Gary. . Spongebob Refrence
Robinqq11 6 months ago
I thought it would be a video about an octopus knocking out a scientist with a coconut.
pointybee 6 months ago
but is it an African Octopus or a European Octopus?
fkkkkkenig 6 months ago 4
end octopus: hey thish ma coco nut :P
kittykit138 6 months ago
But will it blend?
jmartinezza 6 months ago
wow its like a hermit crab
alanson112 7 months ago
Oh, so it wasn't the European Swallow?
Ragegamer2 7 months ago
Aww it thinks it's a hermit crab
justrhyno 7 months ago
At the last part-
Octopus: Yo!
Camera: Nice butt you have there!
PlzCallMeAnything 7 months ago
Octopus: They see me rolling~
shmotzisgod 7 months ago
Big deal. Hermit crabs do that with shells.
IncomeGDI 7 months ago
It wants to be a snail.
TsubasaFires 7 months ago
AWESOME
Bobolala333 7 months ago
The octopus later was seen representing himself in court and filed civil charges against the camera crew for invasion of privacy.
nyc14gauge 7 months ago 3
Poor Octopus. We just gave away its secret to always winning hide & seek
endrake2 7 months ago 3
HHHAHHAHAHA
SuperSilverSonicStar 8 months ago
@lookOvErHeree I aim to please ;p
Luinta 8 months ago
Ghetto hermit crab
DR. ZOIDBERG HOME OWNER
MKBoyardee 9 months ago
its Dr. Zoidburg, HOME OWNER!!!
sparty115 9 months ago
@sparty115 lol
PootleMoonpig 9 months ago
It's smartness is actually cute
notmyeverything 9 months ago 3
This Octopus was clearly near Vietnam during the war... Octopus: "SHH! Get in the coconut. And Shut up!" Get that's camera out of my face!
FortheHorde1546 9 months ago 16
Do NOT give them ray guns!
drchen054 9 months ago 3
so cute!
Kapelashe 10 months ago
right at the end it says: "get that damn camera out of my face"
lol
razeredgerose 10 months ago
This is evdence that Montey Python was right! COCONUT!!!!
ImperialTau 10 months ago
octopi will rule the world some day.
fearme37 10 months ago
@fearme37 ya just look at crysis 2
Darknight259 10 months ago
Definite proof of tool use by octopus.
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0:25 ... toooday i will wear this coconut as a hat .... yes
ozzymann 1 year ago
0:28 ... toooday i will wear this coconut as a hat .... yes
ozzymann 1 year ago 3
Aw fuck they're gonna evolve to learn how to use these to hit me with o.O
PlainPie248 1 year ago
lol octopus was jealous of clam so he got himself a shell
lolanator2142 1 year ago 3
I thought the octopus was literally going to stun the Scientist by chucking the coconut at him.
piemonkey321 1 year ago 22
Awwww he's shy!
ShabobaX 1 year ago 3
What idiots didn't know octopus are intelligent, and who gave them degrees?
DracOverLordHaton 1 year ago
The last octopus is like "quit watching me get dressed."
xshooterphi 1 year ago 3
Looks like Mr. Octopus was jealous of all those other guys having shells.
darkchiron 1 year ago 2
am I the only one creeped out
mollehhhx 1 year ago 2
Should we call the octopus a potential sentient stock species, yes! Thumbs or tentacles, whatever works!
WoodlandRavah 1 year ago
hahahahah
vlaf002 1 year ago
Silly octopus. You are not a coconut. You are an octopus.
DustyBoyT 1 year ago
he is smarter than the scientists
jamexxxxxx 1 year ago
That's pretty damn cute
squidmod 1 year ago
rename title: proffesional scientists all over the world are screaming in confusion as an octopus carrys a coconut
TheCalebCollage 1 year ago
is he trying to wat it or something???
mew2rox2341 1 year ago
the coconut makes a good home
uching 1 year ago
imagine if octopuses lived on land :O
WackiePaky 1 year ago
pft...Swallows...what were they thinking...
slitor 1 year ago
This is NOT a newly discovered behavior. Talk to the Hatfield Marine Center, they will tell you lots of stuff about octopus' intelligence. Also NOT the first case of an invertebrate using tools. Do research on insects, they use tools as well.
Zzaztur 1 year ago
@Zzaztur But octopus manipulate tools in more complicated ways.
bbsonjohn 1 year ago
its like a portable house, maybe he uses it like a hunter would use a blind or a tree stand
spikespeigel 1 year ago
lol this octopus is like "FU!" camera at the end of the video
dropinbro 1 year ago 2
So this explains why my coconut milk tasted like calamari....
First they take away my sticks, now my coconuts!!
This Means War.
chessclubpresident 1 year ago
Proof that Coconuts really DO migrate!
Luinta 1 year ago 119
@Luinta
carried! what by an octopus?
He could grip it by the husk!
zer0mind 1 year ago
@Luinta YOU! Made me laugh
lookOvErHeree 8 months ago
@Luinta it could have been carried by and african octopus...
94samboy 6 months ago
evolution
sarge6925 2 years ago
well look at that head, no wonder if they are smart if their brains are about 50% of their body...
Box0rz 2 years ago
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its probably really dumb
reejaw2 2 years ago
cool
CropDuster33 2 years ago 3
this is amazing.
marysometimes9000 2 years ago 30
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Top stupidest completely unrelated thread on YouTube.
KraftwithaK 2 years ago
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gibsonrich's son is more of a man then he is
lol wonder if his son fucks him up the ass
americanhero0967 2 years ago
I am a scientist and I am stunned
Or maybe he was just playing hide n go seek and he got mad at the camera giving away his spot and attacked ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
MaasterButcher 2 years ago
I was moved to tears!
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
uh yeah hmmmmm that is no different from what Octopus have been doing for thousands of years. They use their surroundings as conceilement or cover. Like hiding in a natural cover just under the edge of a rock. Silly Scientists!
BoracayOcean69 2 years ago
lol how did an argument about the holocaust end up on a fucking octopus video??? lol
AlpineChocolate 2 years ago
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Holocaust is a hate lie.
Stop the hate.
Stop the lie.
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
@ BemusedTIger
wtf does this have to do with the Holocaust?
dragonridley 2 years ago
Don't you see? Its a metapor! The 8 armed ju group clamping its 8-tendrils around the earth (coconut) drowning the world (the ocean) in its sik grasp. 'holocaust' is a sik hate lie.
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
The Octupus could be a metaphor for anything in that case. A century ago it would have been Standard Oil. Nowadays it could be Wal-mart, McDonalds, Monsanto, or Exxon Mobile.
dragonridley 2 years ago
yeah, but best as metaphor for jus destroying planet, and leaving it (if i might continue my metaphor) a hollow shell.
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
Still it's quite a stretch considering this is an video of the fascinatingly intelligent octopus, not a poem.
dragonridley 2 years ago
yeah but I'm a poet, not a marine biologist.
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
JEWS LIKE TO EAT COCONUT
ZogSoldier 2 years ago
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ergo jews are octupi
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
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This is a metaphor for eight armed alien jews trying to make off with the whole world, drowning the world with their greed. Expel the jews.
BemusedTIger 2 years ago
must be some kind of dumb nigger octopus. fucking niggers r so dumb.
cheetaz49 2 years ago
Adorable.....he loves his coconut!! He's completely smart!!!
Wivanunu 2 years ago 2
balls.
varoujanx666 2 years ago
It's funny when parents let their kids use their computers while they're away. You get to see awesome examples of idiots flaming other idiots...
dwagon41 2 years ago
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stupid liberal nigger calm down
theres no way i can find you in real life
so you dont have to be that fucking scared of me
americanhero0967 2 years ago
o mundo animal e suas surpresas
sabinedunser1977 2 years ago
Octopussy...
link2randle 2 years ago
lol man im totally stunned /facepalm
belzardable 2 years ago
My gosh! That octopus has just invented the underwater caravan!
LaFallaci 2 years ago 3
ocopus' are stunningly smart animals even before this vid.
manchiald 2 years ago 4
HI! Im a crab, lol
Pj311foo 2 years ago
@Pj311foo HAHA! xD it feels sucky as an octupus
Kassie0ate0a0cow 2 years ago
haha! A. Addison stole my name
addicool1 2 years ago
its squidward!!! but its not a squid....
ccreck6 2 years ago
it's just an octapus that wants to be a hermit!
hermin8or 2 years ago
The use of a tool. Amazing, and fantastic.
TheFrankFactor 2 years ago
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Fake and gay
ilix1991 2 years ago
but its not fake
skullboi01 2 years ago
same thing about ur mum
BKTHT 2 years ago
this is real and groundbreaking. and gay isnt an insult.
hazearoundtheworld1 2 years ago
lmfaoo at comments you guys are so gaay :)
nivera99 2 years ago
whats so stunning about this? its a defense mechanism. u would do the same if you had sharks wanting to eat u
yuchoobstalker 2 years ago
the first known invertabre to do that. thats whats so stunning.
hazearoundtheworld1 2 years ago
oh i c, excuse my ignorance, i wouldn't know a thing about these creatures but i'm sure it would make a tasty meal
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MegaDarkrainbow 2 years ago
Lol. These comments. From octopus, to Obama and on to swearing. Lol
schmooze13 2 years ago 2
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Oh, and anyone so clever as to not know the correct spelling of the word should just shut the fuck up.
'Cleaver'. Hahaha
INTJewel 2 years ago
wow. nice comments. the coconut-carrying octopus is offended.
INTJewel 2 years ago 3
ebruceii: amazing how you would make such an idiotic statement, loser. you're a lib who loves reid and pelosi and want to bang both of them hard, am i right? of course i am furthermore i think it was obama who stated" there are 57 states" LMAO all that money for a harvard education gone to waste.
glock858 2 years ago
You don't know me, fucking pussy. Now shut your glory hole bitch. Nice try though. LOL. I just know an uneducated, retarded bitch when I see one.
Get your GED and one day you'll see the facts for what they are, douche lord.
ebruceii 2 years ago
ha! you gerbil banging dick lover; get bent and stop screwing your sister, you inbred idiot. now go stick your nuts in harry reids much and have him make a wish.
glock858 2 years ago
wtf are you on? You called him gay and then you said he bangs his own sister?
You've got one screwed up head!
attractivue 2 years ago
Definitely smarter than a Sarah Palin supporter, that's for sure. :)
ebruceii 2 years ago 7
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@ebruceii??
you are the dumbest cunt ever
truth is obama supporters are the dumbest cunts/ welfare niggers ever to vote
if you dont let welfare people vote obama would never have even won a seat in accorn
americanhero0967 2 years ago
@americanho0967, you come to an octopus video to be a racist. You're the dumbest cunt ever because blacks only make up 12% of the population so it was the majority of whites that put him in office. And you graduated in 07' and already have a wife and kid and you have the nerve to call somebody a dumb cunt. Well who was the dumb cunt that forgot to use birth control to keep your dumbass from breeding. Oh and good luck on your little associates degree, you'll go far. LMAO !!!
warcamp70 2 years ago 2
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@warcamp (that pic isnt me ..its oscar a nigger that mouthed off to me then posted all his real stats on facebook)
12 percent of the population that commit 70 percent of the crime??
stupid nigger cunt ?? did you read ?? i said if you took away the welfare vote the blue lipped nigger wouldnt have won
btw stupid liberal cunt i was responding to ANOTHER NIGGER LIKE YOU THAT MADE THIS INTO A PALIN IS AN IDIOT VIDEO
if you wanna talk more about this i really live in missouri
americanhero0967 2 years ago
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warcamp70 2 years ago
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cleaver?? or maybe i posted all of his personal info on there ??
ouch you made me cry with that "missouri" comment
so you dont wanna meet in person?? thats the smartest thing you have said
typical nine yr old nigger talking shit then backing down
americanhero0967 2 years ago
OK OK I'll play along with you (internet tough guy). Give me the time and place and I'll meet your dumbass. Word of advise. Just remember that little whore of yours will fuck what you despise most. So while your yelling nigger nigger, just remember the next time you piss her off she will go and fuck and suck some nigger nigger dick. Trust me I know. And if you want proof of this, then just go and ask that little knuckle walker that you call your mother.
warcamp70 2 years ago
This video is about octopi, warcamp70.
billymotherhen2 2 years ago
LOL, wow. Stay classy, Mr AmericanZERO :)))) You should be proud of how well you represent our great nation. LOL. By the way, there are more white folks on welfare in this country than black folks, not that it matters, but you brought it up. FAIL. BTW, since you're so quick to call someone "dumb" I'd love to hear where you earned your degree from. Just curious.
ebruceii 2 years ago 3
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@nigebruceii wow there are more whites on welfare maybe thats because THERE ARE 13 PERCENT NIGGERS AND 78 PERCENT WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER CUNT
WILD HUH??
ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID??
what next ?? try to figure this... what percentage of whites are on welfare and what percentage of niggers are on welfare
stupid fucking nigger cunt
you gonna swallow my nut?
americanhero0967 2 years ago
Yea, well no shit, genius. By the way, your limited vocabulary is nothing short of entertaining. I'm truly sorry that your Daddy didn;t love you enough...or maybe he loved you TOO much??? Poor thing :((((((
ebruceii 2 years ago
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thats all you got?? i prove you wrong and all you got is "your limited vocabulary" ??
why not meet me in person so we can talk about it??
americanhero0967 2 years ago