two minutes turkish

[jigzzy999]

what's the name of the song????

[danoon334]

better post a coment before ze germans come

[roryando]

Its tip top

[1878Bernie]

zeee germans

[bullykutta1]

- "Five minutes turkish"

- "It was two minutes , five minutes ago"

By the way I am turkish too ! Haha =)

[loveketraneeandme]

i love you turko from brasil :D

[MrSecoBaba]

Turks who wrote this?

[GanjaPharmzor]

Boris the blade ? You mean boris the sneaky fuckin' russian

[Raksasa187]

Jason at his best!!!!

[Punshr]

Favorite movie..

[ClamatoFever]

@thisonewasinuse Nah man, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is the runner up!

[sajmeister]

What's there to stop it from blowing your bollocks off everytime you sit down!

CLASSIC!!

[rakosasesute]

i fucking hate pikeys !

[UNDERTAKERTHEPHENOM]

@rakosasesute ur a sensitive boy there tommy

[lagundafire]

it was two minutes five minutes ago!

[keeperofthecheese]

1:44 of turkish...

[yntedehaan]

fackin laf it

[nemke1990]

it me belt Turkish

[Cyanesence]

Zee Germans

[TimAndDaveRcool]

Your a sensetive boy arnt u tommy

[thecowmanisherenow]

1:28 onwards!!

[strawspulled]

What's happening with those sausages charlie

[crowRKO1990]

Oh nothing Tommy it's tip top.....I'm just not sure about the colla

[slayerb3]

hahah fockin :D

[zielagonzalez]

co to za melodia w tle?

bo chyba nie sensual woman?

[LaMarcuss966]

i foockin ate pikeys

[ddr110285]

twoo minutes turkiiiish

[snaveeel]

the sneaky fackin russain lmaf

[DamianTheFarmer]

snatch is like one whole funny scene not just film.

[TomatoKetchup5724]

'Zeee Germans?!'

[LadyLauren18]

"protection from what? zhe Germans?" HAHA lmfao...Jason Statham is so sexay!

[RaqeTube]

turkish turkish turkish turkish turkis turkish turkish turkish turkish turkish

I just can not stop myself from repeating " turkish " with old dude accent!!

[whitestraw]

it was two minutes five minutes ago!

[killuminatii1]

What they mean with Turkish?

[KosovaTurk]

@killuminatii1

Jason Statham´s Grandparents are of turkish descent, so he used this Name in this Film.

[badmanp1nk]

I love how turkish says

"your a sensitive boy, aint ya tommy" xD

[ChristaJaeNath]

JASON STATHAM IS SOOO SEXY! YUMMY!

[ipswichkiller]

Tommy gone from hatin pikeys to hatin pakis

[desertstorm72]

suka minchia inglesi di merda...

[midwayridebmx]

two minutes turkis

[at0mbalm]

"whats wrong with this one?" (doors comes off) "oh nothing Tommy, its tip, top" LOL

[lukasrammers]

protection from waht?

zhe germansXD

best line ever

[camdentank]

and i don't want my pants pulled down over the price LOL

[camdentank]

What's happened to those sausages, Charlie? two minutes turkish.......What's happened to those sausagesCharlie? five minutes turkish, it was two minutes five minutes ago

[TheMrKoray]

what is the name of this movie?

[3804780]

Snatch

[tami7170]

Wow Turkish is very hot !!

[Mashaladjz]

the whole movie is wicked and the actors as well!!!! want more stuff from Guy Ritchie! ::)))

[BLACKSPORT53]

This scene is funny on so many levels, Briliant

[megadeth132]

Protection from what? Ze Germans? hahahah never did something so subtle make me laugh so much :)

[patataton]

in the spanish version he says

protectión from what? the boogey man?

[desertstorm72]

so what?

[dodplayer45]

whats happenin with them sausages charlie?

[decade03]

Oh nothing Tommy... it's tip top. Its just im not sure about the color

[reficul66]

Ha Ha...

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

Turkish is a legend

[MuziiiKProductions]

idd

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

Turkish is awesome My favourite character along with bullet tooth tony

[Gunskill94]

And brick top. Gotta love bricktop...

[ScrubsFreak2424]

sorry i dont get "zee germans" bit can some1 explain i was confused wen i watched the film, london rocks

[VeXorian1337]

-Whats wrong with this one?

*Breaks door*

-Oh nothing Tommy... it's Tip Top, just not sure about the color

....

-5 mins turskish

-It was 2 mins 5 mins ago

LOL

[lfc011]

your a sensitive boy arent you tommy haha

[runfrun]

does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background?

[azzabobby93]

"fuck me hold tight, whats that?"

"its me belt turkish"

"no its not, its a gun in your trouses, whats a gun doing in your trouses?"

"its for protection"

"protection from what, zee germans?"

favorite scene :D

[shlooky1]

It's not a tickling competition... These lads are about to hurt each other :-)

zee germans..... brilliant!

[circesprophecy]

brilliant

[PoisonPeachPit]

"It's tip-top."

[buzfatik]

ne demek bu ya,olmayan ingilizcemle anladıgım mangal basındaki adam kabadayı kılıklı herife kabadayı kılıklı oldugu icin türk olarak seslenio,bumudur:P

[kespec]

adamın adı turkish, annesi ve babası bir uçak kazasında karşılaşıyor ve evleniyor bunun meyvesi çocuklarınada düşen uçağın adını veriyorlar: turkish - airlines

[buzfatik]

e yuh,senaryoya bak,thy karizma toprak alti desene...

[kespec]

öyle malesef

[verygoodplayer]

jason amcamız turkish rolünde oynuyor, mangalcının adı charlie

[PerdelerVeBen]

eyvallah bilader

[tinkerandchippy]

I love turkish... he is so damn hot. Funny as well.

[VoLKaNaT0]

zee germans ahahahhahaha

[yoyaya007]

from what?? the germanss!!!!!!

[DarkVampRaven]

*Pulls off the door* I'm just not sure about the colour' LMFAO

[zedius123]

if only it went on for the next 2minutes!

[go4john]

Tip Top, just not sure about the colour. I was laughing for a good 10 min. after Turkish said that when I seen this in the theatre.

[jordangoode]

And I don't want me pants pulled down over the price

[Heavensburden]

Love the look on Jason's face at 1:05 it makes me giggle.

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

Turkish is puzzled

[TopDog69]

Stephen Graham is quality in This Is England.

[fcparingdon]

Cant believe Tommy is a full on Scouser in real life. He does a wicked job in pulling off a southern accent....well done son!!

[avalerlevent]

"It was two minutes five minutes ago" XD

[22saya]

lol..

i always love this part..

[adfiee]

I wonder which melody is there in background . somehow resembles "so flute" but it ain't

[avalerlevent]

I guess, an Irish flute..

[ZinkaUK]

it's jazz flute it's pretty cool google snatch soundtrack im sure u'll find it

[SolidRaiden123]

"Er Nothin Tommy" PAUSE "Its TIP-TOP" LMFAO

[Technics2009]

without a shadow of doubt, Jason statham is easly 1 of the best ever british actors..

[canthavteee]

Worst actor ive seen in years that mockney cunt.

[undersquirl]

i agree, he's not that good.. but his movies are cool.

[watwitoe]

from what ze germans lol

[frazboy91]

Cant stop watchin dis film!! its tip top!! jason statham is a quality actor!!

[powerpuffgirl1978]

I love this movie. There should be more like this!!!

[alechair]

lock stock & 2 smokin barrels, revolver, layer cake...

[ODOMAN123]

ur a ssssinstive boy arent't u tommy!

[bradcorsello]

pigz

[jkbish]

"it's not a tickling competition."

hahaha:)

[xGreaserGirlxsisx]

ZE GERMANS! HAHA LOVE SNATCH!!!

[lever525]

protection from what? zee germams? hahaha

[justjess1986]

such a good movie.

[felix1978]

Its tip top. I'm just not sure about the color!"

heh heh heh

[ElAdchi]

Haha greaat!Thanks for the Video!

[RONDELL99]

What does the title mean? " two minutes turkish "

[soundistheword]

that was the name of the figther

[Megan91]

When Turkish asks about the sausages the guy says "Two minute Turkish." I guess that's what it's from...I don't know what soundistheword is talking about. The boxer's name is Gorgeous George.

[lifsdg]

because of the sausages or w/e hes cookin :P

[sanjak]

Heavy is good, Heavy is reliable!

[celestialsam]

"A gun in your trousers!" LOL!:P

[CiroxShetta]

OMFG! THANK YOU FOR PUTING THIS ON!!! This is like my fave part! I even doodled it in school after watching the vid!

[effinbox]

The movie is Snatch, it is funny as hell! Possibly Brad Pitt's best role to date... well maybe challenged by Fight Club!

[DrumrV91]

sorry I have no idea what movie this is from but would like to know cause it looks excellent

[subhuman47]

badass movie

[AAFB]

"what's appenin' with them sausages(spelling?), charlie?"

man, i dunno why but that sounds brilliant.

[limeyosu]

excellant movie