Re: happiness poll: If we had his lifestyle we would all be happy yet figures show, out of a score of 10, that people are genarally a 5 in this country. IMO that's fudged. It will also be fudged in the future so it looks like his party is successful. It's not. Just live a day.. Who the *** can be happy here ? what is there to be happy about ? more bills ? immigration, crime, lack of housing, extortionate tax, wtf
why does someone like me - whos struggling hard enough have to suffer even more to get this country out of a mess i never got it into and have never / will never prospered from ?
life in the UK has always been an existance for people like me, not a living
people around the world think all the british live well and comfortably
@ES183 If you read the description it clearly says it's "satire". This isn't the real video. If you go to david's official page he bends over and talks to his child not smack it.
The race is not over. Cleggmania has galvanised British politics, The British arm of the Murdoch empire are loosing sales of newspapers, it would be a mistake to write off Labour or indeed, Gordon Brown. Just to have remained in contention in the wake of the worst global recession of our lifetimes, and after 13 years in office, suggests the party is much more resilient, and its core support deeper, than some might have assumed.above all else, this is not a Conservative moment.
this is terrible! he wants to lecture about family values and then leaves his kid to light matches unsupervised!!!!
he should have been a bit quicker in the ol' brain department and used it as an opportunity to milk it!!!! (this is what happens when you think more than you live)
Hahahahaha! I don't believe he does dishes by hand or any other chores. He has enough money to afford a dishwasher or an illegal immigrant who would wash dishes for below the minimum wage.
What did you do David, give the butler and the maid the night off?
You must think that we are all fools.
Web Cameron, revolting.
Thatcher took elecution lessons to lessen her dreadful Tory lady image, you should perhaps get someone to teach to look less like a rich man tring to look like a poor man.
BTY, its best to roll your sleeves up before you do the washing up.
Now, I don't like Gordon Brown. I feel New Labour is stupid and has betrayed the British people. However, I would rather see Brown in office than that fool Cameron:
Evidently the simpering fool has realised that he can't genuinely win on policy, so has taken to forcefeeding the electorate this contrived drivel. I have confidence that few will fall for it, though.
@Intellectual42 I bet your swallowing your words now! He didn't win an overall majority- yes, but he received the largest share of the votes. I'm glad he's PM.
Europhillia, what utter nonsense. A stronger Europe would mean a socially progressive and economically progressive Britain. Look at Obama, he's adopting European style health-care and welfare revisions and what would the tories do? Privatise the lot and cut welfare which in the end would ruin the economy. But I'm sure our Eton boy Dave will be just dandy. What a pucking fillock.
You clearly have very limited knowledge of politics, while I agree that Major was a weak PM, Thatcher helped showed great leadership and only lost office due to a split and disloyal Cabinet...Cameron can't be any worse than Gordon Brown..
@Timmy91P Rose tinted glasses effect. When Thatcher left office the equation was simple - leave Thatcher and you lose the next election, if you elect Michael Heseltine or John Major you win and that's why the Tories got rid of her. The same will happen to Cameron he maybe a star at the moment but remember the Conservatives unlike Labour are ruthless when it comes leaders as soon as they damaged goods their out. The only Conservative leader who bucked the trend was Churchill R.I.P.
You don't FUCK with maggie thatcher. Too bad someone with her policies of "don't rely on the state to provide for you", woudl never be re-elected :-( Some chavvy people have like 12 babies then expect them to be fed out of the governments pockets, thatcher wouldn't have this. Modern politicians lack the balls to propose somehting like that.
well Thatcher closed down industries which were large employers of people, meaning that they had to scrounge off the state. Thatcher was inhuman, she cared more about profit than people which is the same thing that people like fred goodwin believe in, and look where that idea has got this country.
@JamesBCS If you'd like to get a bit more involved with stopping this man and his party getting into power at the upcoming elections take a look at this video..and follow the link in the info panel to our facebook group..get in on the anti CONservative and SCAMeron campaign. Just search "WEBCAMEROFF" , view the video..leave your comments..then follow the link to our group.
david cameron and his rich backer,s say labour ,s plan,s to raise national insurance will cost job,s and I see that Diageo boss paul walsh agree,s with him would that be the same DIAGEO who have axed 700 british job,s at their bottling plant in kilmarnock it is nothing to do NI IT IS JUST LIKE MR CABLE SAID GREED GREED GREED
At least he tries ... unlike the embarrassing oaf we have as (the outgoing) PM at the moment.
Seems like his 'trying' as you call it is paying off as well. Consistently mid 40s in the polls (compared to Labours mid 20s) ... looking like a Tory majority of around 200 at the next election
I'd rather put my trust in Brown who has been in parliament for a number of years than Cameron who has sprouted from nowhere dotting from policy to policy.
And the slap sounds were so obviously dubbed over the top of the video. However, even if the video is a true representation, which I very much doubt, shouldn't a parent be able to chastise a child in controlled and measured way?
Society has a role to play where obvious harm is being done, but should have no say in the everyday upbringing of children.
you idiot. it says in the description that its fake, for goodness sake. ITS FAKE! THE CREATOR SAYS IT IS FAKE! EVERYONE KNOWS! oh my god you have taken a joke and acted like it was meant seriously, that is SO annoying...
I have a theory to why we 'the people' seem to get screwed over no matter who gets into power... What if its all fake?...What if there is some unseen/unknown government that cant be voted out! but to stop the people revolting they put on a little show ever few years that makes us believe we are 'having our say' by voting for 3 different parties... that in truth get their orders from this big unseen government! we would be none the wiser!!!
I think your wrong personally. He is still has Traditional Conservatie views at heart something that a Labour supporter would not want. This does show that the Tories are doing something right for once. They are obviously giving Cameron a good name. But if you read into him you will realise that he is the same as every other Torie leader.
Cameron's a wanker beyond the telling of it. Thanks for punching a hole in his "I'm a normal person (who just happens to have gone to the best private schools in Britain and be related to the queen) bollocks"
What is this obsession, amongst you right wing types, with 'making Britain Great again'. It's just projecting your arrogance onto a political scale and it's utter bollocks.
Tell me please, what's wrong with making Britain 'Happy,' not 'Great', not the powerful bully of a nation it was back in the 'good old days' but a happy, responsible, secure and healthy country? Surely that beats the international ego-trip hands down?
Oh Tories, not the brightest buttons in the box are you? That was the joke - infact if you'd read the description it is a self-proclaimed satire. Please wake up, then drag your incompetant arses away from British politics.
Family, family, family....mmmmm Not everyone is married and breeding like you Cameron. Like your predecessor Thatcher, you need a silver bullet...between the eyes.
Should be called Web Cuntron
MrDts1988 7 months ago
He dosen't communicate on youtube anymore.
typical hit and run politician.
Re: happiness poll: If we had his lifestyle we would all be happy yet figures show, out of a score of 10, that people are genarally a 5 in this country. IMO that's fudged. It will also be fudged in the future so it looks like his party is successful. It's not. Just live a day.. Who the *** can be happy here ? what is there to be happy about ? more bills ? immigration, crime, lack of housing, extortionate tax, wtf
sweetypie000 1 year ago
dave..you're a conniving twat..feck off..
radicalsystems 1 year ago
"Watch out BBC, we're coming after you." Oh, I bet you are.
ToManyPhones 1 year ago
Welcome to webcameron slap sllap SLAP
dsgsu 1 year ago
Cameron warns of 'pain' in cuts
why does someone like me - whos struggling hard enough have to suffer even more to get this country out of a mess i never got it into and have never / will never prospered from ?
life in the UK has always been an existance for people like me, not a living
people around the world think all the british live well and comfortably
how very wrong they are
sweetypie000 1 year ago
*SMACK SMACK SMACK* Where was I?
Lol, this is so funny. I'm surprised someone in the comments didn't realise it's a joke.
cheeseybananas 1 year ago
lol!
cheeseybananas 1 year ago
@ES183 If you read the description it clearly says it's "satire". This isn't the real video. If you go to david's official page he bends over and talks to his child not smack it.
falafelhotdog 1 year ago
what a fellow, good man!
Oneandoneself 1 year ago
He is a member of the UAF. Makes smacking children seem a little irrelevant. (Even though this is a spoof video)
m1aws 1 year ago
The race is not over. Cleggmania has galvanised British politics, The British arm of the Murdoch empire are loosing sales of newspapers, it would be a mistake to write off Labour or indeed, Gordon Brown. Just to have remained in contention in the wake of the worst global recession of our lifetimes, and after 13 years in office, suggests the party is much more resilient, and its core support deeper, than some might have assumed.above all else, this is not a Conservative moment.
greatwhitepoet 1 year ago
I remember when david made fun of gordon for being on youtube
olismith1994 1 year ago
We have just lived through 2 terms of world domination by the conservative GEORGE BUSH.
He caused Britain to be less secure (Remember 7/7 happened after Iraq)
He caused global financial collapse, by easing regulation.
He aided the rise of extreme groups in the UK like the EDL/Islam4uk.
He ignored/banned any environmental movement.
He encouraged governments to spy on their citizens and distrust their neighbours.
This is NOT a right wing moment.
This is a LEFT wing moment.
Vote for NICK CLEGG
janebusby 1 year ago
Does he need to make some video in the toilet?
johnchannetshow 1 year ago
slapped silly
crossbones07 1 year ago
this is terrible! he wants to lecture about family values and then leaves his kid to light matches unsupervised!!!!
he should have been a bit quicker in the ol' brain department and used it as an opportunity to milk it!!!! (this is what happens when you think more than you live)
MariluLane 1 year ago
Neglecting his child, I won't vote Conservative on this basis.
yohaneuano4 1 year ago
Hahahahaha! I don't believe he does dishes by hand or any other chores. He has enough money to afford a dishwasher or an illegal immigrant who would wash dishes for below the minimum wage.
Pepper6464 1 year ago
This is so patronising that it's insulting.
What did you do David, give the butler and the maid the night off?
You must think that we are all fools.
Web Cameron, revolting.
Thatcher took elecution lessons to lessen her dreadful Tory lady image, you should perhaps get someone to teach to look less like a rich man tring to look like a poor man.
BTY, its best to roll your sleeves up before you do the washing up.
chrisk22021 2 years ago
of course he thinks we are fools and lets be honest, most of us are unfortunately.
batttyboi 1 year ago
David Cameron - Thatcherism through and through.
Now, I don't like Gordon Brown. I feel New Labour is stupid and has betrayed the British people. However, I would rather see Brown in office than that fool Cameron:
The Eton-educated "Man of the People".
JackEpiphoneLP 2 years ago
I've got no problem with the first and second paragraphs of your comment, but why on earth have a go at him because of where he went to school?
Isn't this just as bad and as foolish as dismissing someone for being taught at, say, St. Anselm's in Dagenham or something?
mgladders 2 years ago
So being well and expensively educated makes him less of the people?
Clearly the person who is class prejudiced here is you, not Cameron.
OlderMoi 2 years ago
Evidently the simpering fool has realised that he can't genuinely win on policy, so has taken to forcefeeding the electorate this contrived drivel. I have confidence that few will fall for it, though.
Intellectual42 2 years ago 7
@Intellectual42 I bet your swallowing your words now! He didn't win an overall majority- yes, but he received the largest share of the votes. I'm glad he's PM.
falafelhotdog 1 year ago
It is really him
zzxzqwq 2 years ago
What a contrived man. Do people really fall for this staged stuff? Hope not. Don't care much for that guy Brown either, but this guy is ridiculous.
helenaZZZZirlandaise 2 years ago 2
He washes the dishes with his sleeves down? Very manly.
Mantis06 2 years ago
Thats so HILARIOUS!!
Catapillar978 2 years ago
How did you get to film this? I'm so jealous!
mrbeanish 2 years ago
Europhillia, what utter nonsense. A stronger Europe would mean a socially progressive and economically progressive Britain. Look at Obama, he's adopting European style health-care and welfare revisions and what would the tories do? Privatise the lot and cut welfare which in the end would ruin the economy. But I'm sure our Eton boy Dave will be just dandy. What a pucking fillock.
zapruta1 2 years ago
Except Obama's not getting away with it. The American people are rising up against that Euro-style bullshit.
blanchelincoln 2 years ago
Oh yes, we just caught him unaware. He wasnt expecting the camera there!
What a pillock! He is about as normal and regular as a malignant melanoma
LollieSmith 2 years ago
Anyone who really does the washing-up rolls their sleeves up first...the mug.
MarkLip 2 years ago 2
I see how he would treat us lesser mortals then, a quick slap.
Paranormal999 2 years ago
omg did he just throttle his child to shut him up?! :O
ESmp40 3 years ago
History tells us one thing thatcher- bad, major- bad, it doesnt take an idiot
CutYouUpBad 3 years ago
You clearly have very limited knowledge of politics, while I agree that Major was a weak PM, Thatcher helped showed great leadership and only lost office due to a split and disloyal Cabinet...Cameron can't be any worse than Gordon Brown..
Timmy91P 3 years ago 3
actually, Major led us out of ERM with low inflation and a pretty decent rate of growth - it was just the europhilia which got in the way
000DarkNite000 2 years ago
@Timmy91P Rose tinted glasses effect. When Thatcher left office the equation was simple - leave Thatcher and you lose the next election, if you elect Michael Heseltine or John Major you win and that's why the Tories got rid of her. The same will happen to Cameron he maybe a star at the moment but remember the Conservatives unlike Labour are ruthless when it comes leaders as soon as they damaged goods their out. The only Conservative leader who bucked the trend was Churchill R.I.P.
Freddie1980 1 year ago
thatcher destroyed the greedy unions who had selfishly brought the country to its knees many times before.
Ilikenuman 2 years ago
You don't FUCK with maggie thatcher. Too bad someone with her policies of "don't rely on the state to provide for you", woudl never be re-elected :-( Some chavvy people have like 12 babies then expect them to be fed out of the governments pockets, thatcher wouldn't have this. Modern politicians lack the balls to propose somehting like that.
MysticWhizz 2 years ago
well Thatcher closed down industries which were large employers of people, meaning that they had to scrounge off the state. Thatcher was inhuman, she cared more about profit than people which is the same thing that people like fred goodwin believe in, and look where that idea has got this country.
JamesBCS 2 years ago
@JamesBCS If you'd like to get a bit more involved with stopping this man and his party getting into power at the upcoming elections take a look at this video..and follow the link in the info panel to our facebook group..get in on the anti CONservative and SCAMeron campaign. Just search "WEBCAMEROFF" , view the video..leave your comments..then follow the link to our group.
WEBCAMEROFF 2 years ago
Video could be taken as slander, end of.
CSIHoratioCaine 3 years ago
And your comment, witless. End of.
Read the bloody description. Moran.
bloggerheads 3 years ago 6
david cameron and his rich backer,s say labour ,s plan,s to raise national insurance will cost job,s and I see that Diageo boss paul walsh agree,s with him would that be the same DIAGEO who have axed 700 british job,s at their bottling plant in kilmarnock it is nothing to do NI IT IS JUST LIKE MR CABLE SAID GREED GREED GREED
xladydaf 1 year ago
that was just fucking laughable, he try's way to hard.
bonglewongle 3 years ago
he *tries* way *too* hard
/grandma nazi
:o)
bloggerheads 3 years ago
@bloggerheads What is a "grandma nazi"?
djduchesse 1 year ago
@djduchesse Pardon my very old in-joke about grammar nazis
bloggerheads 1 year ago
At least he tries ... unlike the embarrassing oaf we have as (the outgoing) PM at the moment.
Seems like his 'trying' as you call it is paying off as well. Consistently mid 40s in the polls (compared to Labours mid 20s) ... looking like a Tory majority of around 200 at the next election
bond0023 3 years ago 3
I'd rather put my trust in Brown who has been in parliament for a number of years than Cameron who has sprouted from nowhere dotting from policy to policy.
binstig 2 years ago
he doesn't even roll up his sleeves to do the washing
arru23 3 years ago 3
that's because he's just acting as if he does them.
PictureOnAWall 3 years ago 2
BOOO! to david cameron
MaxRIDEMZ 3 years ago 2
Give him a chance. He hasn't actually done anything yet.
bloggerheads 3 years ago
Nick Clegg
pongowaring 3 years ago
(startles)
Where?!
bloggerheads 3 years ago
i dont care i just dont like him and i will never in my life vote for his party whatever it is
i dont care how shit the counry is ill always vote labour
MaxRIDEMZ 3 years ago
Then you don't really deserve a vote. If you can't think beyond your tribal loyalties then what is the point?
midr06 3 years ago 2
If he gets in were all doomed, what a wally!!!
mattbids 3 years ago
what a fake! mate ur a twat
toomuchwhiskey 3 years ago
read the description. twat.
bloggerheads 3 years ago
Dear Bloggerheads, since seeing this, every time I hear a child cry I start to laugh... help!
MyViszlas 3 years ago
the video didn't make me laugh but the description did, "he has someone to smack his kids for him" lol
GeeGee3374 4 years ago
That was so obviously fake, he was almost standing upright again when the third smack was heard.
IridescentEye 4 years ago
*sigh*
bloggerheads 4 years ago
And the slap sounds were so obviously dubbed over the top of the video. However, even if the video is a true representation, which I very much doubt, shouldn't a parent be able to chastise a child in controlled and measured way?
Society has a role to play where obvious harm is being done, but should have no say in the everyday upbringing of children.
IridescentEye 4 years ago
*deeper sigh*
bloggerheads 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaha iridescenteye you have made my day :)
lighten up
jlhslack 4 years ago
you idiot. it says in the description that its fake, for goodness sake. ITS FAKE! THE CREATOR SAYS IT IS FAKE! EVERYONE KNOWS! oh my god you have taken a joke and acted like it was meant seriously, that is SO annoying...
rachthegreat2 3 years ago 2
I have a theory to why we 'the people' seem to get screwed over no matter who gets into power... What if its all fake?...What if there is some unseen/unknown government that cant be voted out! but to stop the people revolting they put on a little show ever few years that makes us believe we are 'having our say' by voting for 3 different parties... that in truth get their orders from this big unseen government! we would be none the wiser!!!
MadMupp 4 years ago
You took that from Metal Gear Solid 2 didn't you?
Redrally 4 years ago 3
I've always supported labour but I think Cameron is a trustworthy and honest man.. if the tories were voted in then I wouldn't be too bothered..
nononsense123 4 years ago
I think your wrong personally. He is still has Traditional Conservatie views at heart something that a Labour supporter would not want. This does show that the Tories are doing something right for once. They are obviously giving Cameron a good name. But if you read into him you will realise that he is the same as every other Torie leader.
Killianmacardle 4 years ago
Cameron's a wanker beyond the telling of it. Thanks for punching a hole in his "I'm a normal person (who just happens to have gone to the best private schools in Britain and be related to the queen) bollocks"
firenze419 4 years ago
Cameron for PM, to make Britain great again.
djrmacklin 4 years ago
What is this obsession, amongst you right wing types, with 'making Britain Great again'. It's just projecting your arrogance onto a political scale and it's utter bollocks.
Tell me please, what's wrong with making Britain 'Happy,' not 'Great', not the powerful bully of a nation it was back in the 'good old days' but a happy, responsible, secure and healthy country? Surely that beats the international ego-trip hands down?
sirius711 4 years ago
nice one
CommunicableDisease 4 years ago
LOL Very funny
matrixbadger 4 years ago
lmao
gunnersbabe 4 years ago
Alex Ferguson for Prime Minister!
ptpt1 4 years ago
labour should use this in their broadcast lol
pabloburton 4 years ago
i'm not a huge fan of Cameron, but whoever doctored this video is a video editing retard.
1916dc 4 years ago
David <3 Conservative 2008! Wooooo!
FatalPrince 4 years ago
LMAO!
andyee 4 years ago
so many lefties...why
Soldier500 5 years ago
I'd say Thatcher had a hand in it.
sirius711 4 years ago
david cameron awesum... the next pm
matbreeds 5 years ago
lmao was that child a backbencher getting outta control.
hammerdad 5 years ago
Lol! Blatently was. Order, order!
slaaaaave 5 years ago
The sound of the child is probably fake; Cameron also doesn't seem to move his arm when 'smacking' the child.
LawrenceKay 5 years ago
boo fucking hoo
ueccio1980 5 years ago
thats the joke? moron.
bennywenny 5 years ago
Maybe 'cos it was somebody ELSE in the room doing the smacking ? Bloody hell mate you're hard work aren't you ?
bobbyball2 5 years ago
Oh Tories, not the brightest buttons in the box are you? That was the joke - infact if you'd read the description it is a self-proclaimed satire. Please wake up, then drag your incompetant arses away from British politics.
sirius711 4 years ago
That was seriously funny.
goldstann 5 years ago
Sorry. I thought this was actually Cameron trying to be humourus about himself. 4 my good man.
Typhoon6666 5 years ago
ZOMG TEH LAMZORZ!!!!
Typhoon6666 5 years ago
Hes all talk!
danieljambo 5 years ago
lol!
paddedpencil 5 years ago
That is so fake!
NekoZombie 5 years ago
funny. didnt need the apology, funnier if you presented it as if it was serious
themuffin 5 years ago
he can beat his kids if he wants. good old wallop always teaches the kids not to disturb a political podcast.
but i think this is fake, i mean the bit where you hear the smacks and the crying... its just sound so we dont know... the power of film sound!
omairways 5 years ago
such intelligence from Blair supporters splattered all over the place. Gordon Brown would make a nice opposition leader. Vote Tory.
dereklpiper 5 years ago
that looks so real its scary lol. very clever indeed
shefflass 5 years ago
Very good :-) has Newsnight seen this?
On a serious note, I'd rather have Cameron than Labour but thats just my opinion
pthurst 5 years ago
The torys will be back in power over my dead, rotten and turned to dust body.
DSQ 5 years ago
sorry i think i like him
brandzero 5 years ago
"silver bullet between the eyes!" lol! Or rat poison in the tea as I like to say!
stevenshawcroft 5 years ago
Family, family, family....mmmmm Not everyone is married and breeding like you Cameron. Like your predecessor Thatcher, you need a silver bullet...between the eyes.
lottogrossloser 5 years ago
Totally, agree.
DSQ 5 years ago
here here.
sirius711 4 years ago
This man wants to run our country? Bet he smacks his bird too. What a wanker.
Tinytim85 5 years ago
that was faked...lol
gavinscott321 5 years ago
Where's that damn nanny when you need her?
FionaLawson 5 years ago
Such a nice sound to it. Webcameron. That sounds like something Alan Partridge would do. Why is it that politics is becoming a big PR stunt?
owenwynn 5 years ago
lol nice editing
Dacta 5 years ago
dah dah - daddy! i love u daddy dave! dah dah...
mrllcoolj 5 years ago
LMAO WHAT A DICK CAMERON IS
QPRbrad 5 years ago
Hahahah, oh God i love crap PR stunts. XD
DancingMushroom 5 years ago
done m8 i love u
djcrazzzzzzzy 5 years ago
what a dick
marzf1rocks 5 years ago
HAHAAHAHAHA
MrRipster 5 years ago
what next dave, going to claim to be an asylum seeker?
jimmybob12 5 years ago
wodda knob
boogiemoog 5 years ago
WASTE OF SPACE get the idiot out.
browserd 5 years ago
lol
afrovicar 5 years ago
lol wot a PR Whore Cameron is. Twat.
jon1992 5 years ago
Hahaha
Soigacas 5 years ago