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  • 9 people nicknamed Little Bill disliked this.

  • may i close the door?! may i close the door! that's my wife asshole.

  • I love how the two guys are talking while in the background the other two are going at it in the driveway. The juxtaposition of the two just makes the scene.

  • yeah she has somebodys dick in her, yeah yeah i know. thats fuckin sympathy.

  • 1:34 funniest line in the movie LOL

  • Okeeehh?

  • You gotta go somewhere or? LOL

  • He's the only normal character in the movie.

  • Would'nt ass in cock be painful?

  • "That's good technically, but it lacks passion cinematically."

  • Nina Hartley

  • this is sick!

  • He married a porn star. What did he expect?

  • @georgejeffewrson

    He said the line exactly as it was written. I saw an interview with him years ago and said he couldn't take credit for the idea.

  • 9 people had their ass in a cock

  • "My wife has an ass in her cock in the drive way!"

    Great blooper.

  • 1:35 one of the most epic line-bloops left in a film!

  • LMFAO! Nice Clip! Thanks for posting! ;-)

  • I heard the MPAA was going to make the movie NC-17 if they didn't screw that line up.

  • chuck norris est cocu? lol

  • holy shit that's nina hartley. i just jacked off to her! I didn't kno she was in hollywood

  • I'd pissed too if my wife had an ass in her cock.

  • this movie is in my top 5,... hell it's probably in my top 2... fuck it, it's probably the movie that i've watched the most, and i watch a LOT of movies

  • Why is Kurt so insensitive?  He wants to talk business at a time like that?!

  • Doesnt macys character(macy is a brillant actor by the way) shoot himself at some point? Also, i think his wife is played by porno actress nina hartley. the one with an ass in her cock.

  • @tonyss9 He does (at the New Year's party) but first kills his wife and her lover.

  • @PLOttawa Thanks. I usually memorize movies better then that, but ive only seen this one like 3 times awhile back as opposed to 40 times like other movies lol

  • @tonyss9 Lol. No problem : )

  • yeah shut up

  • Looks like Kurt's going to see what all the fuss is about at the end of the clip.

  • Macy's delivery in this scene is perfect, except I don't get what he means by a certain phrase. It just doesn't make sense.

  • It means, he was so flustered that he switched the two words around.

  • @thebruno44 Thanks Bruno. I can see that in those circumstances.

  • @thebruno44 ass in her cock fucking beautiful. yeah little bill shut up. lol, im glad william h. macy shot that bitch.

  • 8 ppl have an ass in their cock.

  • @Utuber202 hahahahahaha. thanks for the laugh man

  • this clip cracks me up! i love it when Kurt at the end is like fuck it I'm going to go watch too.

  • god

  • she's got her legs wrapped around him; around his ass then she re wraps 'em up tighter around his back; you can see her legs bucking and bouncing, ankles locked in a grip around him.. sexy

  • porno film woulda turned into a snuff film if i was her husband.

  • The entire film is uploaded onto my account.

  • This video clip starts sucking at 0:26

  • Nina Hartley is the rock of all hard of back bone.. THEREELROCK

  • I would've curb-stomped her right then and there.

  • The funniest thing is how to Kurt the fact that Bill's wife has some guy's dick in her in the driveway should in no way be distracting him from his job. It's like he 's saying, "Well, that's the way it is, now let's talk about the lighting ". He's not the least bit understanding. This scene is done perfectly, & this movie, if it's not already regarded as a classic, should be. It's the first film of its genre, & it's amazing someone could take material like this & make it very compelling.

  • oh weve all done this to our boyfriends haha shut up ur embrassing me lol

  • This is a brilliant, brilliant well written, directed, and acted scene.

  • She's down there with some idiot's dick in her.

  • shes soooo hot and nasty! I I bet she probably REALLY wanted to be fked in that scene lol.

  • Why do guys marry women (or have a gf) that are in porn or who are strippers then get mad at them when they are well....having sex with some guy in the driveway?????

  • "Yeah-yeah, I know."

  • She has an ass in her cock...

  • poor me.. i got a slut girlfriend just like this

  • @destroyedu WHATS HER NUMBER? LOL

  • Haha damn dude

  • I couldn't even sleep in my own bed because of the gizz stains..don't want my mullet to get gelled out ya know?

  • until I found her with a gigantic penis in the bedroom of my friend Jack's house, that's when I got a snub nose revolver and shot her through he adulterous stomach and him in the head as they laughed at me while they were dying so I calmly walked out of the room and put the gun in my mouth aaaannnddd...why so serious?

  • @BeavisWhitchurch SAD STORY

  • My wife has been flaunting her infidelity and mocking my small penis for about 12 years now..I always found her with big studs back in 1997 which was actually 1979 to the beginning seconds of 1980, but anyways she humiliated me by unabashedly having sex wherever she pleased...at my house, in the driveway of my workplace, at company parties,

  • This movie is a classic! Wonderland is cool too but not cool as this movie.

  • "my fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway Kurt" haha he read the script wrong!

  • he was calling dude an ass for fucking his girl and her pussy was called a cock.

    Back in the day they used to call it that.

    " my fucking wife has an asshole in her pussy."

  • @nelo01 - no it was intentional. Remember his mind is supposed to be somewhere else? :) Classic line.

  • @nelo01 I believe this was intensional... hahaha

  • Poor cuckolded bastard.

  • ...has an "ass in her cock"....

  • yeah how could they not cut that bit?

  • rofl @ this scene...

  • ' ass in her cock ', oh well, no cuts on that line.

  • The face of the fat guy holding the cigar at the begining is priceless!! lo!!

  • My kinda woman. I had several poloroids made wiht her at clubs in atlanta, and she was always hot. still is. He should be glad she is hot enough not to become a fat chick and a baby factory.

  • what type of haircut dose Little Bill have? is it a mop top?

  • Looks like a cross between a mop top and a mullet.

  • I like how all Kirk gives a shit about is talking about making his scenes look better...... total disregard for his buddy whos wife is gettin plowed a few feet away.....

  • Yup. it sure is hot that she is cuckolding Little Bill in front of god and everyone and nobody gives a shit how poor little bill feels about it. he probably has a small penis or she has a really big vagina.

    Everyone lines up for blonde slut Nina hartley...too bad she's old now I'd love to give it to her back in the day

  • check out this video called THE SMARTEST KID ON THE PLANET.... this kid knows politics... pretty impressive!!!

  • Nina hartleys still hot

  • That was just great acting,.im dead serious,..Ive never seen acting like that,i think it was real LOL,..outstanding

  • "...so hey, what the fuck, it's only the photography of the film we're talkin' about"

  • Now that's what i call a Desparate Housewife. I love you Nina Hartley.

  • Desperate Housewife...more like a dirty slut bag who needs her vagina sewn shut...Little Bill's revenge came in the movie The Cooler where he showed his scrotum and was told by some woman his ding a ling was great..that made him feel manly again..he still had the hole in the back of his head from boogie nights though oddly enough

  • LMAOOOOOO *shut up bill..(looks around)..you're EMBARRASSING me* CLASSIC

  • No one will believe this, but waaaaaay back in the day, cock was slang for pussy! If you don't believe me, ask any old school black man!

  • Little Bill's wife has an ass in her c#ck on the driveway. Stands to reason the guy's head is so messed up he'd mix up words.

  • Nina Hartley is so damn hot

  • I love how Kurt just doesn't give a shit about Little Bill's situation. "Yeah yeah I know. Anyway listen..."

  • i dont think it was ignored. Im sure the dialog editors heard it and brought it up to the sound sup and it was determined funny, or real.. I work in film and this kind of obvious thing will be noticed by someone in the chain of command. Not to mention the fact that when scenes like this are edited and mixed they are watched and scrutinized over several times.. I dont think its a big deal.. seems real enough of a mistake,..

  • I listened to the commentary, and the director didn't explain the "ass in her cock" blooper. Obviously, it was a blooper that got left in for comical effect, I mean come on, who'd miss something like that. I think they probably noticed Macy said it, but didn't want to kill the flow of the scene, and a very brilliant scene this is.

  • Brilliant, I think they left the "Ass in her cock" to show how flustered he was that his wife is openly cheating on him & this guy is questioning his devotion to the quality of the film. This movie is loaded with awesome scenes like this.

  • locked and loaded

  • Hahahahhaha

    Ass in her cock?????

  • Interesting, I guess PTA decided to not yell cut and keep that in for comedic reasons.

  • Listen to what Little Bill says

    "My fuckin wife has an ASS in her COCK"

    Suposed 2 Be The Other Way Round xD

  • Wow... dude you are so awesome for pointing that out! Had you not mentioned it, I never would have known that even though it is one of the most memorable lines of dialogue in all of P.T. Anderson's films. Thanks!

  • No problem, i noticed it on the dvd the other day and thought id share it. And true, i agree, it is one of the most memorable lines in the movie.. which they messed up! lol

  • Shut up Bill, You're Embarrassing Me. lol

  • Yeah little Bill, shut up :D

  • unless she's like Ann Coulter or something, the girl with something extra

  • They didn't mess it up! Its supposed to be that way! That's the character Little Bill. A loser - who can't even get the statement right. No wonder his wife is screwing other men, with a piss weak excuse for a husband.

  • Nah it is messed up. on the subtitles on the dvd it says the right words.

  • poor man...

  • I know what I would do if that were my wife....15 to life

  • he screws up at 1:36 and says his wife has an ass in her cock...

  • lmao i felt so bad for him his wife was a slut! she had the nerve to say ''your embarrasing me'' like bitch ur embarrasing urself i woulda left her lol

  • um they are in the porn industry and its the 70's it was normal at the moment actually.

  • it was a poor attempt at humor ... sorry

  • to cheat on ur husband that was normal..?

  • Well,the porn industry is a lifestyle and when you are in that lifestyle everyone has sex with everyone else all of the time even if you are not on film or working it doesn't matter if you are married either I used to give out sex like it was candy even if I wasn't "working" at the moment.

  • Poor Little Bill.

  • Good movie and pretty much realistic about the world of the porn industry (your up in the business and then you can be broke as hell).

  • my wife has an ass in her co*k...lol

  • yeah I caught that too

  • Does anyone know where this house is? It's actually in West Covina, not the valley. I lived close to West Covina and now I have to know where this place is. Anyone know the nearest main intersection, or whatever?

  • This is the best movie of all time. So real and so timewarp while you are watching it. back when the USa was the USA unlike now.

  • Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights is a lot more sexier than William H, Macy's Real Life "Desparate Housewife" Felicity Huffman. Great Scene.

  • lol poor bastard i guess marring a porn star is not the best idea...

  • exactly right!

  • yes a great scene indeed does little Bill look distracted? lol

  • hehe, poor ol Ned Flanders

  • haha, "she's down there with some idiot's dick in her... diddly"

  • Little Bill, and the Colonel are the funniest characters from this movie!

  • well thats what its prolly like being married to nina hartley in real life.ya go 2 a party,go get drinks,come back to find her fuckin+suckin peter north and ron jeremy.

  • Whats wrong? My fuckin wife, man. She's down there with some idiot's dick in her. Everyone's standing around watching. It's so fuckin embarassing. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway, listen...

  • Nina Hartley was and is still gorgeous on Boogie Nights. I am Dirk Antonio Diggler or D.A.D. Girls can call me DADDY or Dirk Antonio Diggler Do You?

  • That's what happens when you marry an ex-porn star, I guess. She sounds like she has a lips when she says that line. It's utterly hilarious, though.

  • this gets me everytime.

    "YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!"

  • a mistake? notice what Little Bill says at the 1:37 mark...my fucking wife has a ass in her cock....as we know should have been cock in her ass...

  • The "ass in her cock" was actually on purpose. I saw it on the special features disc.

  • It was to be like that.

  • Every time I watch Macy in this, Ned Flanders always comes to mind...

  • hell yes. If they do live action simpsons, macy has got to do flanders. Perfect in every way. He's got the look. We already know he's a great actor.

  • William H Macey is the man!

  • Nina Hartley....oldtime & 'seasoned'pro like a well worked pitchers glove. Bless her little ...aa hum..err.....heart.. yah.

  • I don't think it was a blooper at all, just William H Macy doing what he does best, being the little nervous bumbling character. Which was great at first but I don't think he knows how to act any other way anymore :(

  • "my fucking wife has an ass in her cock in the driveway,curt" Say what?? talk about a blooper!! =) Check it out at 01:35..hahahaha

  • It's not a blooper. Bill is saying this because he's upset.

  • I think they did that intentionally to show how frustrated Bill is with the situation.

  • thank!!! friend

  • PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME SONG!!!

  • The song playing is "Fooled Around and Fell In Love" by Elvin Bishop.

  • @Scanshow Best song ever from the mid-to-late seventies era!

  • THE SONG, I DONT NOW NAME!!!

  • poor lil Bill,i prolly wooda putta bullet in head too,if she was fuckin everyone else but me.his character prolly had a small penis,and cood never satisfy nympho wife(Nina).wonder why PTA didnt write a scene with Dirk and her cheating?

  • my wife has an ass in her cock??

  • Perfect choice of music in this scene..

    P T Anderson is a genius. Check out There Will Be Blood if you haven't already :-)

  • Well she did not love her husband little bill but she pay for it in the end with a bullet.

  • You 2 dumbshits....is your OWN life that boring you have to argue about a line in a fucking movie?....Jesus....high strung tight asses....and you 'own' the script...for fucks sake...quit stroking your ego...

  • I LOVE william H macy in this film. But it was awful that he blew his brains out over that slut he was married to.

  • i would love to fuck nina real hard

  • That's Nina Hartley who was like one of the first big female pornstars back in the 70s and 80s.

  • Nina started in the '80s, and was (and still is) a total sweetheart. She bleached her hair blonde, so you might not know it, but she's really a nice Jewish girl. One who was born with one of the greatest asses of all time, that is!

  • That is sooooooo true. Greatest ass of all time!!

  • Guess you've never seen a black or Latina girl.

  • Not 70's, she graduated Berkeley High class of 77. She did not started in films until the 80's.

  • "My fucking wife has an ASS IN HER COCK in the driveway Kurt" lol

  • Congratulations santapilot, you are one of the biggest bullshitters on youtube. The director commentary and numerous interviews with pta thoroughly debunk everything you just said.

  • Daaaarrrgh. I own the script. i did a research paper on boogie nights in my english studies class a few years ago. Scripts aren't set in stone. My wife has an ass in her cock is indeed a blooper by bill macy, but it did not go unnoticed by the directer, he left it in cause it fits with little bill being flustered and distracted. common sense bra. i didn't say it wasn't a fake dick. your kind of thick aren't you?

  • Thanks for admitting the blooper indeed IS a blooper, after you were faced with my having the original script.

    Are they set in stone? Yes, in a way - since the final version much line up and be logged and registered through the Writers Guild. (The fake dick comment was sarcasm in your direction, but that went right over your head, "brah"!)

    As to your weak claim that the director left it in to show flustering, that won't work either - Macy was supposed to be pissed, not merely flustered.

  • We weren't arguing that is wasn't a blooper, we were arguing that the director of the film didn't notice it and it was accidentally left in. By that logic, the director, the editor, the producers, everyone who saw private screenings of the film, the actors, and the crew would've all had to have missed the blooper before the film went to final cut. the film is viewed many times by many audiences before the final cut is actually made. it can even be up to a week before it is released. brahahahaha

  • Yes, nedmu, you brilliant brain trust - ALL the people concerned with a film DO miss such mistakes - that's how they slip by and why they become known as BLOOPERS! Duh!

    If any of those various departments caught them, the screwup would obviously be avoided. I have HUNDREDS of bloopers in my movie collection, having lectured to classes on the subject. Continuity supervision in movies today is lousy. These cokeheads money pitch to make the film, and once they score they don't sweat the details.

  • Oh, you lectured 'to' classes on the subject. well, that settles it then. Your logic is flawless, that one of America's most brilliant filmmakers and his entire cast and crew didn't notice a very obvious blooper. They left it in on purpose, jackoff. Have some integrity and admit when youre wrong, or go on looking like the fucking idiot that you are. Fucking idiot.

  • Still replying to this thread, shit for brains? You already LOST your point several times - it was an ERROR, the director later claimed he "left it in on purpose," but no reason for doing that stands up at all.

    And what's this baloney you're trying to sell about a cast and crew searching for bloopers?! It's not their JOB to hunt down bloopers, fool! It's the director's responsibility! And that Boogie Nights guy is "one of America's most brilliant filmmakers" ? Ha! Not even close!

  • 'You already LOST your point several times'

    great debating skills. I'm on to you now. You are obviously an 8th grader on his big brother's computer. Wipe your nose lil' mind. And get off of your big brother's computer and get to bed.

  • I think Little Bill getting flustered and mixing up the words adds a bit of realism to it.

  • I know...Wasn't that great...I used to rewind that thinking...Was that his mistake that they just left in there...Or was it scripted?? LOL!!

  • Well, sounds like you're an expert on authentic cock. Congrats, blooper-lecturer guy!

  • Didn't take any blooper expert to tell that was a fake prop - I heard girls laughing about the pathetic thing weeks before I saw the film!

    And regarding your YT buddy's worship of its director Paul Thomas "Ass In Her Cock" Anderson, besides ripping off the tune Boogie Nights for this film, he totally sucks at his others:

    Coffee & Cigarettes, and Punch-Drunk Love - both his, and two of the worst movies of all time!

  • Hahahaha... "Film buffs" and their incessant throwing around of the declaration "worst movie of all time"... You egotistical pseudo-intellectuals never cease to amaze me.

    No one cares about your comments. That's why you're a nobody on YouTube like the rest of us.

  • hahahahaaaa.."shut up, bill..you're embarrassing me!"

  • hahaha.."shut up, bill..you're embarrassng me!"

  • are you givin me shit kurt?

  • i love Nina Hartley

  • I love this movie!! :) lol, "ass in her cock". first time I watched this I didn't notice. funny!

  • ass in her cock........he blew that line and they didnt catch it

  • I always assumed that the line was blown and intentionally left that way for the effect. Kind of like an ad lib that worked, and stayed in.

  • lol yeah i noticed that too. hahahaha i think they left it in to show how twisted and upset he was over his wife's slackness.

  • I thought that was improve, being he was so preoccupied about his wife getting boned

  • I figured it was scripted that way.