Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay

[SuperWarking]

Anyone know if Mia Burke has a FB?

[haczabim]

I thought he'd already attacked when he did transformers 1, 2 and 3...

[lukeiamyourfaja]

I figured his biggest act of terrorism was the transformers series but this is bad too.

[AvsJoe]

Plausible.

[pjw4353]

that akward moment when the ad is 13 times longer than the video your trying to watch

[bigbigbigbigbigman]

Why is it that the top comments are quotes from the video we all just watched? You guys need to bust a cap of originality into the ass of unimaginative-ness.

[rbshow211]

@FashTurbo Are you talking about trolls? If you are, what do you mean by "we have them here too"?? Like "here" where? lol

[orrgla]

probably one of Barack HUSSEIN Osama's terrorist friends! this is horrible why havent i heard this?? because the libtard media wont show the truth! its time to put an EDUCATED PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

[rbshow211]

@orrgla I hope you know that this video is a joke. It's "The Onion News," their a comedy show that puts on skits that look extremely real, but their not real. They made this story up for their comedy show.

[orrgla]

@rbshow211 LIBTARD LIES!!

[rbshow211]

@orrgla okay.... No matter what you say, Michael Bay didn't blow anything up in real life that hurt and real people. This is a comedy show & they made up that story for their show as a joke. CONSERVATARD!

[orrgla]

@rbshow211 "oh look im a libtard with "facts" andd "evidence" ooh look at my charts and whatnot" ACCEPT REALITY!!!

[rbshow211]

@orrgla Facts & Evidence now make you a retard? Wow, so glad I'm moving out of America soon, so i don't have to deal with CONSERVATARDS, like you. Canada For The Win!!!

[orrgla]

@rbshow211 im glad you're moving cause YOU made me MAD

[rbshow211]

@orrgla Awww... did little Conservatard get their little feelings hurt? GOOD! You dumb ass!

[MrYobitchez]

@rbshow211 You just got trolled

[rbshow211]

@MrYobitchez People like you, don't even deserve a response. I hate trolls.

[bigbigbigbigbigman]

@orrgla Guys check out this guy's page. HILARIOUS.

[gb6710]

@bigbigbigbigbigman Suck my dick.

[bigbigbigbigbigman]

@gb6710 NIce one! I don't even remember what I said.

[gb6710]

@bigbigbigbigbigman Then you are a fucking idiot.

[bigbigbigbigbigman]

@gb6710 Well whatever it was you seem pretty upset about it. Is that right?

[gb6710]

@bigbigbigbigbigman You're still a fucking idiot.

[bigbigbigbigbigman]

@gb6710 Using the same insult twice? That won't win you any points. This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about in my original post.

[gb6710]

@bigbigbigbigbigman Still a fucking idiot.

[dredful00]

Factzone is the best Onion segment.

[ToteTechnician]

I would like to motorboat Brooke Alvarez's boobies.

[CanadaDan1971]

Does this mean he'll have to stop making movies? That would be one bright ray of sunshine in this area.

[sweetbilly]

LoL I love you Brooke Alvarez!!!! ....when are you going to auction off a pair of your panties????

[ragnarthesemigreen]

@sweetbilly Not soon enough, IMAO.

[TheHorrorchicken]

1:14 Lol look at the lube and the box of tissues on his desk

[LeetVajda]

@TheHorrorchicken Uhh, that's hand sanitizer, I think. Doesn't it look like Purel? ... Btw, being true to TheOnion's form, wouldn't they make it more obvious that it was lube and used tissues if it was implying that?

[EmilP76]

i think i have a crush on brooke

[redpheonix06]

Did anyone else notice how it suddenly changed from "LAPD" to "L.A.P.D."?

[1jentoni1]

i did...

[buffilms]

them he'll be released from THE ROCK and carried in a plane full of psychos then go to work on an oil rig and end up saving the very people he was trying to kill from an asteroid the size of texas

[synth77]

The onion is seeming more and more like really life.

[woofalot13]

Bay made the island ' that explains it

[shadow759]

haha. I can see this becoming true.

[eHanHz]

U messed up with a wrong guy!! U guys better start hiding or...

[sneakykatze82]

I can't help but chuckle at the drama queens screaming about their favorite shows being "slaughtered". It's so ridiculous. I loved the movie Drop Dead Fred as a kid and I am miffed they are remaking it but it doesn't mean the memories I have of it as a kid are instantly wiped from my mind having heard about it or even if by some miracle I decide to watch the new movie. Get over yourselves, if you don't like the new stuff fine, but stop whining that they are killing your childhood.

[zer0dahero]

When did we stop blaming bush for everything? I miss that.

[w9j15g]

The incompetent politicians always say, "no one anticipated it" when the few people who were paying attention could see it coming.

[whotaughtyou]

LUTHER

[isair81]

"Tomahawk of honesty in the scull of lies."

Haha, gotta love The Onion.

[asull822]

1:37

[SubconsciousGatherer]

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[StackCityEntOfficial]

"Hmm. Not enough explosions."

[justmedawg]

@XnovemberrisingX yeah he was a decent director...until Pearl Harbor came in

[CreativeImbalances]

@justmedawg Exactly. It's nothing new for a historical film to raise controversy, but raising controversy because of how badly it sucked should have given us a warning of a clear and present danger lurking in Hollywood.

[cyanmanta]

@justmedawg Okay, I'll admit The Rock was a decent movie. But you wouldn't seriously defend Armageddon, would you?

[justmedawg]

@cyanmanta Steve Buscemi....that is all :D

[burningsponge]

a tomahawk of truth in the skull of lies. GENIUS.

[dikephobic]

@burningsponge it a tomahawk of honesty...not truth

[jerrxu]

@burningsponge honesty*

[Th4w]

@burningsponge I like cheese.

[stunlord]

@burningsponge It was "A tomahawk of honesty in the skull of lies".

[m1c000l]

@stunlord we all know but truth sounds better

[tiller021389]

@burningsponge honesty

[canufi]

@burningsponge The Tomahawk Restaurant, established in 1926, has endured and succeeded in preserving its fine quality and family dining.

[kurumais]

after watching the 3 transformer movies i think this i the only real news story the onion has ever done

[Brygelsmack]

Best intro... EVAR.

[ThriceDog]

I was upset when I found out Michael Bay directed The Rock

actually liking a bay film.. :/

[ROLtheWolf]

@ThriceDog THat movie sucked, too.

[gabiotta]

What, no Transformers IV?

I might as well just kill myself now.

[crazybraeden]

@gabiotta IKR, it would have been so awesome, none of the original cast!

[redeemer1kamili]

Hilarious as usual!

This is the first time I've seen a picture of Michael Bay. For someone that famous, that surprises me.

[MutimirRX]

Don't you all get it? The government knew about these attacks long before it happened.  Michael Bay and Obama are friends, this is just a set up to blind us from the TRUTH!!

[redeemer1kamili]

@MutimirRX Haha, that was truly clever!

[drewskione]

Best opening line ever.

[FilterExel]

SLO-MO

[iLoveYoutuveVideos]

is this shit for real?

[aFloppyGerbil]

@iLoveYoutuveVideos Yes.

[rugsyofspurs]

@iLoveYoutuveVideos Yes

[bioniclefan1999]

@iLoveYoutuveVideos no

[arcticridge]

Thumbs up if you're tired of your same old Facebook profile

[deIight]

I wish real news was like this. Wait - what am I talking about. This IS real news.

[LowStackTom]

i like the sketchbook

[MrCrazyCanuk]

Looks like the authorities had trouble...*puts on sunglasses*..,keeping Michael at bay!

Aaaaahhhh yeaaaahhhh!

[HateCrimeJesus]

@MrCrazyCanuk YES!

[dorgaorfa]

@MrCrazyCanuk YES!

[Iwuzhere321]

@MrCrazyCanuk This is a really witty clever comment. I really enjoy it. The second I saw it I burst in a loud fit of laughter, in my room, laughing...alone.

Can you believe reading your comment has been the highlight of my entire week.

[G3org3Master]

@MrCrazyCanuk lol

[SteezySkater72]

@MrCrazyCanuk da fuq? there is no "aaaaaahhhhh" in the intro dumbass

[mobako]

uhhuhhuhhhuhhhuuhhh, hey babeh

[ShadowDog415]

chill out people, his movies may not have good plots but they are essentially "popcorn flicks", action movies that dazzle audiences with special effects, just like Transformers Dark of Moon, which was a fucking awesome movie, so quit the stupid talk, no one makes the explosions more awesome than him

[MrHotshott101]

i like his movies whats wrong with his movies?!!!!!!!!!!

[ehhhhhhhhhh]

@MrHotshott101 Nothing. But I love your enthusiasm.

[epicsuccess10]

Anyone else find it ironic this video was filmed in the "Factzone"?

[ZlorfikF17]

This is the only show to make me nearly shit my pants laughing from just reading the title.

[serioushamster]

Dont give him ideas onion you know he loves explosions and pointless stuff!

[purpl3dahl1a]

55 ppl don't get it

[Draculoid]

@purpl3dahl1a Don't get what? Michael Bay explosion joke? Really not that funny or original....though i love The Onion.

[dandanthefontaineman]

brooke alvarez <3<3<3<3

[zvi303]

Is the onion starting to get funny again?

[jeanismohamed]

@zvi303 still crying?

[shaji20]

@zvi303 only if you've got the mental capacity to understand the jokes. That's the way it's always been, wit, not brute humor.

[toonadict]

Best intro ever... "A tamohawk of truth to the skull of lies"

[gmoney8112]

@toonadict tomahawk of honesty to the skull of lies

[recker18]

i like that tomahawk bit lol



[nomyek200]

the minute I saw that title I just KNEW it was the onion.

[ThisIsNotPictureTube]

it needs MORE EXPLOSIONS

[Celeon999A]

I heard Bay yelled "CUT ! Thank you" right after the attack. lol

[dudeglove]

fucking lol

[MrAxe245]

Michael Bay has had many great movies. How many movies have you idiots made?

[mariotaz]

@MrAxe245

I love comments like yours which show how much dick you guys suck over something and feel the need to compare everyone else as if they are in the same profession. Opinion/criticism dickwad. Oh and I've made more "Movies" than Michael Bay.

[StutsMonkey]

In prison, Michael Bay will see more than his fair share of explosions, and close ups.

[afgadfghadfh]

Transformers 3 was a good movie...

[Unwantedkiller]

/watch?v=ZKT96Eqztp4&feature=c­hannel_video_title I AM SPEECHLESS! 

[dentoncallander]

I think these bloody "Page Rage Plugin" ads are acts of terrorism.

[MrChristo93]

Those guards need to be careful. We can't have Michael Bay directing from behind bars.

[crownvvc4]

is this for real?

[NuclearBomb7755]

@crownvvc4 No, its a comedy

[TutKatan]

The onion is so good that in 2010 Foxnation released one of their articles as real news. Surprisingly, the article was criticizing Obama.

[teebteeb1268]

Hollywood is systematically destroying my childhood.

[amandarandom89]

@teebteeb1268 You've obviously never seen a rule 34 site, or that would be a problem far in the past

[PZCherokee]

@teebteeb1268 I can only imagine what the kids nowadays will have to look back on. Remakes of our childhoods? Lol!

[ExNoctemNacimur]

@teebteeb1268 first dragon ball z being white guy, now transformer crap! all they need now is to make a pokemon movie with real life and make the thing in the us

[Timstuff]

@teebteeb1268 Unless you are a child, no-one is harming your childhood BECAUSE IT'S IN THE PAST.

[denis1194]

at 1:04 the book looks like it has KKK in it

[Fyriiie]

Looks so reall!!

[niriop]

This is stupid: its suggesting Bay has the competence to carry out something sucessfully.

[chaosnewterer]

@niriop >implying that his movies are some of the most successful in this era...

[JustinR19]

@chaosnewterer >>/b/

[chaosnewterer]

@JustinR19 huh?

[blkvicePU]

@niriop Isnt that also part of the satire?

[red1309]

@blkvicePU Isnt that part of being sarcastic?

[JranEQ]

@niriop Transformers: Dark of the Moon?

[purpl3dahl1a]

@niriop and how much money did U make off his latest movie??? hmm ;)

[ecafredrummailliw]

@niriop It's called sarcasm and irony. Hes a terrible director and the only good thing about his movies are the explosions.

[dedem1315]

@ecafredrummailliw aren't the explosions his movies?

[ecafredrummailliw]

@dedem1315 He tries to make them more than that but always fails terribly. So, he resorts to special effects and EXPLOSIONS!

[danmaku88]

@niriop hahaha!

[Synthmilk]

@niriop I suppose cold hard cash is not an indicator of success.

[gulllars]

Haha, great one.

[davidls11]

At least it was short.

[zulukydd]

LOL IS THIS REAL LIFE?

[ADGamingHD]

@zulukydd yes it is sir LOOL

[naorable]

@zulukydd no lol

[zulukydd]

@naorable yes.. i know, i was just quoting "dave at the dentist"

[HypoRoid]

@zulukydd It's a news parody called "The Onion". Search for more of their stuff.

[zulukydd]

@HypoRoid yes.. i know, i was just quoting "dave at the dentist"

[LividImp]

Did the Onion intentionally show Los Angeles where Bakersfield actually is? 1:17

[godofimagination]

I find this a little inaccurate. I was the WIERD KID at school who you should be afraid of because I liked to draw swords, but I've never harmed anyone. Meanwhile, Jocks are bullying nerds in the bathroom, but that's supposed to be "normal" right? Don't think so.

[KhaosRaen]

@godofimagination grow a pair jesus christ unless your trolling and we'll all laugh about this in the end.

[rsmrnw]

@godofimagination Its a joke.smh

[jamalie100]

alot of work into this......

[jimmyjoemeeker]

Brooke Alvarez = Suzanne Sena = 48 years old

[bladedicedragon]

or is it a movie

[bladedicedragon]

wait is this a show?



[atomixfang]

This really made me laugh!

[DavidX346]

Saw.This.Coming.

[MrPaulAlcantara]

herh

[womble1981]

@byrnecobain See comments by brendan129, eimaialani, Mat2DaW and others. I don't begrudge them their fun, I just don't see her the same.

[womble1981]

@cnralph You're right, I wouldn't but only cos I'm nice and she must be in dire straights if she ended up there. :-)

[Cytacon]

Waterboard him NOW. Hook up his testicles to a car battery.

[candygirl0406]

Wake me when this gets funny...

[Clawdragoons]

I watched a trailer for the new transformers movie. It was basically a whole bunch of explosions. Then at the end, in a fast voice usually reserved for medicine side effects, the narrator said the name of the movie and when it was playing.

And I thought: Micheal Bay directed this trailer too. Focus on the explosions, get the "plot" and "important stuff" out of the way as quickly as possible to fit in more explosions.

[tankerspanker]

... I liked transformers...

[shazbot16]

@tankerspanker why?

[edwards29]

how do they get away with this??????

[BrotherAlpha]

Maybe we should arrest Michael Bay, just in case.