The Holiday Punch

[Warm1nator]

What I like about holiday punch? You can crit someone so he starts laughing, then taunt kill him.

[TheA1ternative]

Grats on this being your most viewed!

[Xenomorph42Q]

I make it a habit of killing myself with a console command in the event a Holiday Heavy makes me laugh, usually accompanied by something like, "I AM THE MASTER OF MY DESTINY".

[MrLouisBelcourt]

what map?

[LuwiigiMaster]

I doubt the mittens have the same absurd range as the knife does, correct? If it has backburner small range, then the critical swings should always stun to compensate.

[VagineerHuur]

Moist and delicious. NOPE

[xMythzSuffering]

It works on ubered players and Bonked scouts too.

[10000452]

Also for everyone out there, I was that RED Engie.

And yes. I raged a bit hard there.

[10000452]

Oh God I remember this match....

And remembered every single deaths that I had there.

Damn it Sir Kempler!! I shall revenge you with my own lolmittens!!

-MasterLuigi452

[kefeli12]

damn :D great

[WorldOpener]

I love how the ability to backstab people directly turns you into a typical spy: "What do you mean we're losing? I'll just go on backstabbing people in irrelevant areas, OK?" ;D

[n00f]

I support the fake theory: Your opponents are extraordinarily awful at tf2. Final engie and pyro, for instance.

[oB2KoMario]

God dammit, how the soldier bit ended was surprising and fantastic

[xxxVJ300xxx]

lmao "OH GAY" On a serious note, I NEED ANOTHER BUFFALO STEAK BACK!!! Holiday Punch doesnt crit enough without it

[SSFF6B]

You know, I still don't understand how mittens can cause people to laugh. Do they have some kind of tickle bug built-in?

[oiramldx]

@SSFF6B They laugh when they see you trying to kill them with mittens.

[SSFF6B]

@oiramldx So I guess they must be laughing at Heavy's stupidity for trying to murder people with mittens?

[oiramldx]

@SSFF6B I am Heavy Mittens guy.

And these are my weapons.

It costs 400,000 dollars to make team laugh, for twelve seconds.

[avatardepagan]

finger bang!!!



[9000Platinum]

0:53 Fire!

Ok, POW!

[Spoldier]

the map is black mesa

[MarioDude44]

HEAVY IS SPY!

[Lambda217]

We'll give a instant kill taunt to a weapon that paralyzes people, and nothing will go wrong!

[Hyrca]

This video is fake as hell, the soldier at 0:28 sould have turned around... .. theyfucking ALWAYS turn around!

[SirKemper1]

@Hyrca This biggest tip off that isn't fake is the fact that the killfeed is constantly updating. To achieve something like that, I'd need to have a small group of dedicated players who were more than willing to kill each other at random intervals to make it appear realistic.

[Hyrca]

@SirKemper1 It was a joke :/

[SirKemper1]

@Hyrca Well then I'm sorry. Want a mitten cuddle?

[Hyrca]

@SirKemper1 Hell yeah

[MarikBentusi]

well played.

[jwaffe]

I am so much better at stealth with the heavy than the spy; when I sneak around with the minigun, I can get 5-7 kills without dying. It's a very interesting way to play if you've never tried it, you need to be careful about dropping too far, and you need to keep your footsteps quiet to be successful. Stay in areas you can defend, and if an enemy follows you, you can be waiting for them, ready to strike around a corner.

[zachesmith]

Trololololololololololo

[Dracojounin7]

HEAVY IS SPY.

[Burn700]

*Kills oblivious engie*

Engie: OH GAY

*Kills him again*

Engie: FUCK

lol

[kirbyfan4]

hey kemper, ever think of submitting this to HALOLZ?



[Energyone]

The chat reactions are hilarious.

[Pie4Pigs]

OHOHHO- HALP MEH

[WMan37]

SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED ON 2FORT! I had no idea why my character got incapped by laughing several times, but now i do.

[JulienfandeWaluigi]

Oblivious Engie was oblibious.

[Colosphe]

Oh my god I want that. I wish you camped their teleporter, punching people into laughter!

[MrIronglass]

metalcorewolf is cool. 1: because of metalcore, 2: because his pic is of shaco from LoL

[SquishieBoo]

Haha! Awesome!

[saftydance2]

That engineer, no matter what. He still managed to get killed.

[TheA1ternative]

Shawns spamming nope, YOU DONT SAY?!?!?!

[THEWHOPPERMAN1]

0:26 nope

[qscwdv2007]

Kritzkast player of the week, congrats.

[SirKemper1]

@qscwdv2007 Huh? Wha..?

[Blasphemisaurusaoe3]

WOW I can't wait to get Tf2 back up!!!

[vicvictorw]

0:40

Damn, cowboy. Pay attention.

[alexstarwars100]

tf2=troll fortress 2

[007StopMotion]

THIS FISTS ARE AMAZING!

[MrDrury27]

0:53 - FIRE! POW! HAHA!

[randoguy101]

try doing this with a kritz medic

[SirKemper1]

@randoguy101 Kritzkreig crits and other such crit boosts (with the exception of victory crits) will do normal damage, unless from behind,

[randoguy101]

well that's boring

[TehBrokenToken]

So in 1v1 Its kinda like an epic heavy backstab :3

[DunderFizken91]

Kinda op item if you use it well :P

[sturmwalzer]

I have these items and have been greatly enjoying the laughter. I wasn't sure if the taunt kill would happen in time... now that I see it does, this is all I will do. Ever.

[zasderder]

this what i missed today on halolz?

[Xriloku]

Same engineer. Are you kidding me.

[Izon22]

wow OP

[dergleiche1]

do you get to keep the item when winter is over or does it disapear after christmas?

[pimpdaddytabes]

@dergleiche1 You keep the items. I still have all of my halloween ones from this and last halloween.

[miyor123]

what map is this?

[Izon22]

tavros what are you doing there

[utmostburrito]

what server is this?

[HypotheDragon]

Oh cp_blackmesa_final, how I love you.

[Apsilon]

Lmao that Soldier that you desperately tried to ninja ended up ninja-ing you at the end.

[Hawkshadow741]

"Gloves of Laughing Violently"

also, needs shorter laugh clips (oh god the Spy)

[PastureToastMaN]

3 kills. Congratulations.

[SirKemper1]

@PastureToastMaN 4 kills, actually, and those are just the ones I recorded/felt were most interesting to showcase.

[TadRaunch]

"OH GAY"

[intellectable]

I call them the "Pillsbury Doughboy Gloves of hilarity"

[GamebirdSP]

@intellectable

I just named mine "Gloves of Shits n' Giggles"

[nexexcalibur]

awesome, but dat crosshair

[TheMoonKitsune]

HEY. Do you have a link to that Tavros' steam?

/is a homestucker

[DXBigBossH2]

got to love a forced finger bang lol. dont smell his finger

[Lopiny]

Hadn't thought of this.

But it's great.

[GuitaurenHero]

Im amazed that the whole string of taunt kills needed little to no editing, AT ALL!

[Stupoider]

"THAT BITCH"

[TheGoomofDoom]

HEAVY IS SPY!

[fdnfdjnedb]

"nope"

[falcosnake39]

So basically they're mittens lined with Joker toxin...

DO WANT!

[itsthunderkid]

These totally should have been called the "Holly Jollies"

[TheBandicoot96]

you win

at tf2

forever

[sounnikoura]

holy shit kemper i respect you again

[ericpires9]

Stalking LIKE A BOSS

[ZureTheDarkBeing]

That was beautiful.

[HyperVoldo]

Oh I didn't know they'd taunt too ... that's actually pretty sick

[JustaFleshW0und]

What's even better than the kills is the fact at how pissed off they get when you kill them.

[abductkaz]

Surprisingly no "lol look at the url for FUS RO FUAAAAAAAAAA

[Moronmaster]

Just wait until Valve decides to patch the taunt into the lovely old "Punch Out" taunt.

[kirbyfan4]

Oh, I remember this, I was on the server at the time,

nothing says die like making them laugh and then shooting them with your mind

[molelikeshole]

wait what hpw does that work

[imakecomments123]

@molelikeshole The mittens make anyone hit by a critical laugh, they always crit on the back, but crits do no damage.

[biowon]

@molelikeshole Magic! *snort snort*

[OgreSamanosuke]

HAH HAH HAH, THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE.

[MonfangHowlett]

That was good.

[deniskoKEKEKE]

amazing weapon