In The Blood Of A Thousand Virgins Rises Chevy Chase

[Shmittyrevo]

Wha?

[whitetyger00]

I couldn't quite tell because of the lousy lense, was that a Frost Mourne replica that big guy was weilding?

...

K, so, lyrics, need a little bit of work. and there were a few parts when the instrumental was disjointed and didn't flow. If that's what you were going for, great!

[andywrightmg]

BEST SONG EVER

[ScrotyMcDickface]

hahahahahahaha That fat boy/girl looks like he/she's eaten a few bandmates in the past.

It's an emo jabba the hut.

[SocialOutsider]

Not sure if this band is a joke or not but I'm probably gonna steal that riff at 1:42 because it's good.

andnotasinglefuckwasgiventhatd­ay

[MenOnBirthControl]

2:45 he like ate king Diamond lol

[MenOnBirthControl]

Oakland raiders fan?

[DavorMetal]

2:00 NECROTRON!!!!!!???? xD

[detsorgsekalf]

@DavorMetal

Yeah necrotron is the best band member we have

[blaztradiouz666]

I liked it...then,i didn't like it.then i liked it again...just like Chevy Chase!!

[ZeeKettenwurm]

The Drumcomputer XD

[PentagramOfTemplars]

The best intro i have heard.

[hellfencer]

Oh also, I have to say, the best part is "I summon thee from the caddy shack" and also the girl in tights (or rather just that she's WEARING tights, which is hot :P)

[detsorgsekalf]

@hellfencer

She was also wearing detsorgsekalf panties which did not show up on film due to the camera beign so poor . THats why i lifted up her skirt not just to be a perv but to show the awesomeness of panties my band has

[hellfencer]

@detsorgsekalf Bwahahaha! I wondered what was up with that part :P

[sukkahiki666]

@detsorgsekalf Your band is horrible, face it.

[hellfencer]

Mwahaha, this makes me laugh every time.

[UsernamesAreSrsBsns]

4 years ive bene hearign this song and it still doesnt get old

[detsorgsekalf]

@UsernamesAreSrsBsns

thanks man we put out a newer one from an upcoming album we have ready to go awhile back give that a chance the album is called ABBA which stands for Apocalyptic Blasphemed Battle Anthems

[misanthropyeternal]

Good parody, it's very funny (yes, even though I am a big black metal fan, I have a sense of humor).

[detsorgsekalf]

@misanthropyeternal

I love black metal too but i need production behind it and when it has it boom its some of the best shit ever

[wowpockopaalt]

Worst. Metal. Song... EVER!!

[labounti]

Looking at this video again that's already a favorite. I really dig the shredding and wish I had a tab to play it. This got me into black metal.

[detsorgsekalf]

@labounti

Dude i wish we had a tab to play it we cant remember how to play it

[Apsu72]

Jesus Christ man get a job!

[Wulfen47]

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY NOISE BULLSHIT BAND! CHINGAN SU MADRE PUTOS!!

[detsorgsekalf]

@Wulfen47

we love you too huney bunch

[dsweetla]

2:33 and even more when she's over the fallen tree trunk...looks like someone who shot this has a very, very specific fascination with black pantyhose.  Props for diversity: we've all seen plenty of women in traditional stockings get sacrificed, to Chevy Chase's corpse, by mimes from Torrid.com.

[detsorgsekalf]

@dsweetla

acctually that shot did not turn out the way i wanted to the girl was wearing detsorgsekalf panties she made herself

[lurch321]

The lead singer kind of reminds me of the goth dude in The Butterfly Effect.

[alinbrunetu]

By chance my audio card is broken so I can only see the video, not hear, and it looks quite good...

I mean most music videos are not as original... they don't even have a subject or nothing even happens in them or the choreography doesn't even exist. Pretty funny too :P

I think it stands out. Is the name of the video only the title ? What part of it is you band's name ?

[detsorgsekalf]

@alinbrunetu

our band is called Detsorgsekalf the title of the video is the title of the song

[Popeoferis]

Okay, all you who say this is less than brilliant:

1.) check the category

2.) realise you're retarded and just shown that to the whole world

3.) FFFFUUUU

Detsorgsekalf: great work, drum machine in video rules, tell the victim girl she needs to wear her hair longer :D

[Lungbuttertheobese]

Normally I'm not much for Black Metal, but i think that this is a good interpretation of what BM should sound like. Dark, menacing, kvlt, a touch of black humor, and most importantly, grim. I also believe that the size of the lead singer is what strikes the most grimth of this whole video. The riff that takes the song to it's end makes me want to grab my sword, and go to battle with the 80's. May your VHS players remain their blackest.

[LocalHippie420]

sorry about all the spelling and typing errors.... my key board sticks and i did not notice till after i posted

[LocalHippie420]

you guys are really not bad.. i just checked out your myspace and heard some stuff i liked... but i could never listen to you guys because you have thee worst vocalist in the world... sack him and you guys could be good.. plus he is just a fat fucking tard getting laughed at 24/7 taking attention away from the music. seriously sack his ass

[detsorgsekalf]

@LocalHippie420

my ass is an important part ot this band thank you very much glad you enjoy though

sincerly

Fat fucking turn Balfabar Nosugref

[LocalHippie420]

@detsorgsekalf I never said he had no role to the band im just pointing out the talent.... your terriblle when it comes to vocals.. im just saying if you gys wanted to be good which you guys could easily do so just get a better vocalist... or have you practice.. like i said i checked out your myspace a honestly i liked alot of the work.. i just cant get passed you.

not trying to come off as a dick.. just being honest

[emofreak1044]

@detsorgsekalf Go Rab !

[evelsteev]

You still need the blood of 999 more virgins. You only killed ONE, fat dude!

[detsorgsekalf]

@evelsteev

no they are long adn dead we only documented killing one thats why we have the resurection of chevy chase footage in there as well

[evelsteev]

At 2:27 I said "Hmmmm...yummy," but that at 4:56, I said "oh YEAH, baby!"

[NewSurvivalSkills]

This video was so lame! From the cross dresser running through the woods in goth clothes who is then bent over a tree and has his skirt lifted by Eric Cartman.

[Slipknotaxes]

@NewSurvivalSkills this video is so grim

[Slipknotaxes]

awaken my chubby

[ComeForthGinnungagap]

BEING SKINNY IST KRIEG!!

[detsorgsekalf]

@themangafrak

everyone knows the atrocity that is st.anger and i admit this is terrbile but man thats cold obiwan

[JBWH]

Majin Boo singing?????

[detsorgsekalf]

@JBWH

acctually my name is Balfabar Nosugref The Almighty I am flesh and blood and not bright pink the fat part ill give you

[anonbr666]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHEVY CHASE!!!

[Nannirk]

Haha! I remember seeing this in 2006.. Awesome.

[irmin93]

k asco me dais xk no os suicidais ijos de puta m gustaria veros por la calle para poder patearos la cabeza y no parar de daros con un bate d beisbol

Why do you keep alive motherfucker?deserve death

[pacomemo2000]

Fuck this shit, you guys fuckin SUCK HUGE DINOSAUR BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont know tou you call yourselves a band, you sound like a bunch of retarded kinds playing stupid music oh my gods!!!!!! i hope Thor strikes you all down with a thunder.........

[detsorgsekalf]

fuck i hope thor strikes us down as well that would be fucking metal

[pronyma]

@detsorgsekalf

Dont you dare use norwegian mythologic references to justify your cause, you know this music sucks donkey dick, and Odin is massivly dissappointed!

Yours truly

Ratatosk

[Slipknotaxes]

@pacomemo2000 you mean lightening you fucking idiot?

[Wolf5Vlud]

so they killed 1000 virgins... to get their blood to ressurect chevy chase...and AFTER all this they realized he was a murderous zombie, so the necrowarriors kill him. Beautifully written this one. 5 stars for the effort minus 4 stars for having such a shity vocalist.

[Getoverhere]

Black Metal - EPIC WIN!!! Nice Chevyvideo anyway

[RobFuckinFlynn]

Black Metal = EPIC..... FAIL!!!!! Ich hasse Black Metal einfach. Ein weiterer Beweiß warum :D

[marcunha]

There is no words enough to describe how much this sucks!

Get thiner, fat looser!

[Monolithan666]

This is EPIC! hahahahaha

[DeadJerker]

Makeup bands suck

[alreadytaken334]

This is hilarious.

[BFMV899]

lol, wuld totaly do the lass im telling u :L

[Nilla6]

Only half as bad as real Immortal videos.

[mrsaucytrousers]

since when is the Stay Puft Marsh Mellow Man in a shitty black metal band?

[DALOL7]

Is this for real? lol

[bexigah]

the name of the band must call DEVOTED, awesome !!!!!!

[viewsocruel]

this band is called Detsorgsekalf, its hard to see that but you know if you cant read the name of band, its probly black metal lol

[ointna]

@viewsocruel lol read the name backwards

[detsorgsekalf]

@ointna

yeah our guitar player thought she knew swedish thats why its flakes grosted

but whats more black metal then a ceral coverd in the frost sugar of carpathian mountains

[grippingbeast]

it was Kvlt when the fat guy lifted the chicks dress.

[samueldusade]

jaja son una mamada y el gordo esta recagado

[scisei]

the computer-drum!!! omg, the singer is very fat! he want some choccolate

[Rollerrowdy]

What the hell...

[BillyKnockout]

lol, was she suckin that trees dick at 2:20-2:22 ?

[phrodejo]

I tried to watch again, but I cant cause I just start laughing..

[phrodejo]

WTF? Is this a huge joke or are these strange kids for real?????

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

shut the fuck up

[Lucretia63]

Fuckin' brutal. So grim. Hails fuckin darkness.

And actually ,the Rythm Guitarist is really cute.

[thrashmarcho13]

HIJOS DE PUTA

[sebainstitutano666]

it's really shit

[shemiramoth]

this is really the fucking power of black metal!

In the blood of a thousand virgins!

[TurboxDheere]

lol  wtf

[Aenigmatice999]

ah ok, shall be a joke?......haha.hah.

[hersenbloeding]

From the Caddyshack, I summon thee!

[Mrs1606]

LOL

[InfernalMassacre666]

Has anybody else noticed the spiked armband made out of a licks cup on the guitarist? tr00 kvlt!

[vomitofdeath]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Rodian666]

oh god what the fuck is this xDD

[Filosofem2008]

ich geh kaputt!

[bajstre]

??????????????

[flyhigh1120]

omg i cant belive this is a fucking serious band they are so baaaaaaaaaaaaad they suck so much XD

[UraniumWilly]

Love the home-made fastfood soda cup with nails armband! 4:51

[Darkvibration]

Excellent!

[ThingOfDoom]

Oh I forgot, Detsorgsekalf ist krieg.

[ThingOfDoom]

Infernal Hails, trve kvltists!

(That was priceless)

=D

[TheIronMiller]

This video is fucking timeless lol

[failedthedrugtest]

What the hell? xD

[VerginixAbbyAirsoft]

You guys it supposed to be a jok.e They are not doi ng this to be grim and true, they meant it to be kinda bad (i hope)

Verg

[kakakuu12]

are u like satanists? Lol, u phail

[valdigurka]

hey the guy who is the lead guitar leave this fucking freak show u are better or at least kick this singer and the guy who was playing trollhammaren on keyboard

[Craigomyeggo]

what a load of crap

[Tommyr]

What is THIS shit???

That sucks even worse then any hair band or Grunge sucks!

[SpudAlmighty]

What a load of shit!!! Whats with the fat treckie in the make up?!?!

[666SathanaS666]

tribute to Call of the Wintermoon

[pleaseSHUTUPnow]

wtf??

[VirusEqualsVeryYes]

this is so grim i started vomiting blood

[ShredderFromHell]

omg

[nickybadkittie]

the fatso looks like an angry pet ...

[hairymoose1974]

i usually don't post if i don't have anything nice to say but this was just soooooo horrible that i was unable to not post a comment. horrid in every way.

[Doom5656]

Legend!

[filterbryn]

This stuff is legendary.

[aristopunk1]

HOLY SHIT!!! Did you REALLY just try to make fun of someone about something that's actually HARD to do when you CAN'T EVEN SPELL?!?!? I mean, shit man! There's even an automatic spell check on this thing! Any-fuckin'-way...you're a douche bag, learn to spell and then stab yourself in the face.

[czure]

WHaaaattt theeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[georgenoory]

epic lulz

[EnkerSS]

from a caddy shack

i summon

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­

[LeoBlackMetal]

muito tosco!

[giulianoschmidt]

is that a burger king bracelet?

hahahaehea loved the pc drummer!

[robertogou]

eu sou emo, mas amei esse video!!!

[alouminia]

hahahahahahaha this music makes me lough every time i here it

[Jamanmaster]

HAHAH ITS FUCKING BASTARD

[DieVanity]

TR00 CARPATHIAN BLACK METAAAAALLL!

das ist grim, Biatch.

[sabrenuck89]

laughin my ass off!

[Dealjobber]

FROM THE CADDY SHACK, I SUMMON THEEEE!

Zomg, fucking great.

[robken0174]

eric cartman was awesome here.

[ProtoJ18]

someone was smoking crack and playing WOW.

[madderbass]

This is so very grim!

[kgvonmenng]

black. fucking. metal.

[Misantropiainvierno]

So whats so special about Chevy Chase? And can I get an Apple?

[Xsariq]

Pure black metal... You got to be kidding me. I hope this isn't serious...

[bigmetaldude]

Detsorgsekalf is always serious.

[HeicNoenumPax]

o przechuj!

[Kahzimir]

Lol awesome

[ruddellinio]

what is this ???

[XioC652]

you stuf asshole! I did the drumming for this video!

[highlander42]

For people who don't get it, it's supposed to be a parody of black metal.

[sovietnedm20]

hot chick with guitar and face paint. (major chubby)

[MinNyllestTilVinter]

WTF??? It's all shit!

[KernalTooDrunk]

Thanx for clearing that detail up for me... because if they tried hard enough they could probably write a symphony right... i must be a complete idiot to not burst a lung from laughter... in honesty i tried really hard but couldnt watch all of it ..no im sure these guys get all the ladies in real life..my bad

[KernalTooDrunk]

Worst guitar playing i've ever seen and heard in my life...those guys are a bunch of world of warcraft faggots

[donfettaccini]

freaks.

[ilovekhoresht]

what a tr00 and kvlt moment

[Naagawa]

omg, you're not serious hey o__o

[succubus777]

how did they know that girl was virgin?

[HodeciJogurt]

Only virgins walk into forests

[canointenebris]

virgins and secrowarriors

[canointenebris]

they asked, d'oh!

[Fraeg]

fucking rocks.. damn dude that was great

[WickedSteak]

hahaha

[enkido]

jajajajajajajajja

[marionravenforlife]

That Norwegian translation didn't make any ense! LOL

[750nutcase]

hes a fat cunt!

[Thorsigurd]

That's so amazing...though I think with a different voice you'd have pulled it off different...teach big dude how to growl properlyand you'd be the best humor band there is...for otherwise this vid takes the piss of to many things :D

[thewrongbananas]

that was the greatest thing i've ever seen, serious or not. chock full of lulz. chevy chase in there just makes it priceless.

[eifersuchtzombie]

Completely and utterly gr00tal! Fucking love it!

[Pabloncho]

Funniest thing: without big guy's voice, it would feat perfect.

[toretorden]

Wow, that's the stupidest video I've seen on youtube in quite a while. I loved it!

Their norwegian is not particularly good by the way. :p

[Gusdor]

SOLOOOOO

This is possibly the best black metal vid evar!

If it is made by non-metallers to mock TNBM then kudos to them. Its a freeking awesome spoof with more earthly nekro hell than a snow covered crypt on fire.

The big guy steals the show. I want to give him snuggles!

[succubus777]

jaja, i had been seeking this video for long time, i love that kid's guitar! too much guitar for him!, the song is cool too xD somehow i like it

[allanpalmer12345]

waste of my time

[robtenby]

What a load of bollocks what's wrong with these stupid fuckers!

[symphoniesofdistress]

The umm... large guy is fucking awesome. He should start up two side projects! :P

[BlindedByFear]

You guys are the reason I wake up every day.

[Adytum]

ALL HAIL MIGHTY Detsörgsekälf

[Nikus667]

did tou se the bass of carpatian forest this fat mam is hi son

[InfernalApocalypse]

Haha, two brown people in the band, too. +100 to awesome.

[beholdjudas666]

brutal

[MattsooN]

lolz, he's so fat

[Stierlitz]

Oh dear Satan, this it so tr00, grim, necro, kvlt, frostbitten and eeeevil! X-D I love it!!! :-D

[fantoft666]

If someone went through all this to make fun of elite music,then it proves the point of black metal anyway

[existentialnihilism]

This is inane poop , one must admit it can't get any worse.