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  • whatever happened to this channel?

  • i think this guy needs to do more quotation marks with his hands, it really gets the point across and makes him look smart.... my cigarette told me to post this

  • Um...yes...you can smoke in country clubs.

  • this guy should quite mincing words

  • Talking Cigarettes definitely lol

  • I cannot be the first person to comment on this in a year. I just simply cannot. Okay, apparently I am. Still made me laugh more than two years after being uploaded and watch 9,169 times!

  • @rgrippen Dang! I wish I had seen this video six days ago. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

  • @utoobking ha ha, I beat you!!! Sadly, I didn't even know there was a competition.

  • Oh, English language. You are such a cruel mistress.

  • Grammar ftw

  • If you have talking cigarettes when you go to your country club, do you really need to bring a date?

    Also, is Karl Rove saying that he thinks Michelle Obama is beautiful?

  • @chodiestchode She is a very beautiful woman ;)

  • Your hair looks so different than in your latest video.

    It must be the puff.

  • I love it!!! Karl Rove says things that are so stupid that they don't deserve to be acknowledged, except to mock his grammar! Nerdfighters FTW!!!

  • I just saw this and this is EPIC! Karl Rove never graduated from college. Seriously.

  • Cigarettes are people too John!

  • Haha, you totally twisted his words. He should have been more careful methinks ;)

  • GRAMMAR JOKES, GRAMMAR JOKES.

    C'mon, shake the camera for us. :)

  • deal with it bitch

    hes president elect now.

    also he is the shit.

  • Not really, you just think that because he changed his fucking platform for every speech and debate.

  • 1. not so much,

    and

    2. don't presume to know my mind.

  • how did he NOT change his platform for each debate?

  • Oh, Karl Rove just got PWNed.

  • I want some cigarettes that make snide comments abot everyone who waks by.

  • Me too! Cigarettes are so witty in their observations.

  • Whatever happened with this?

  • Wow. This is going exceptionally well. What with no activity in almost 2 months. Pretty cool.

  • How's this going?

  • perhaps Rove thinks that talking cigarettes with martinis can talk.

    or maybe Rove thinks that Obama enjoys dating inanimate objects.

    ... hmm. poor befuddled Karl Rove.

  • Way to go, guys... I like what you're saying here.

    And I'm looking forward to seeing Hank dressed as Carrie Bradshaw, although I don't know how he's going to go see SaTC since it's out of theatres...hm.

  • Obama has talking cigarettes?! One more reason to vote for him!

  • soooooo

    what ever happened with this?

  • I was just wondering that myself. There's been some great material out there lately to work with!

  • Indeed!

  • It depends on where you if you want to smoke in country clubs. You used to be able to smoke in all country clubs, but now there are a lot of laws against it in most states.

  • Right now it's 1,006 dollars.

    We'll be seeing Hank soon....

    *Evil laugh*

  • Hey just keep doing what your doing man. I can see that you have real energy and that will carry into subscriptions.

  • Man. It's so sad to see comments that aren't from Nerdfighters. D:

    Politics are not pretty.

  • The republicans have a stash of talking cigarettes! So that's what their spending our tax dollars on! Oh wait no, it's a war... never mind!

  • Pwned by the nerdfighters =)

  • historically, just 1 drop of Negro blood in your family tree meant Negro. don't matter to me one way or another, just the way it is. or was.

  • Every ancestor on his father's side has an Arabic name, because his father was officially classified as "Arab African" by the Kenyan government.

    100% African tribal members of western Kenya where his father was born have Christian names, not Arabic. His father's decision to name him with an Arabic done deliberately to ethnically separate from the African tribes. Researching his roots reveal that on his father's side, he is descended from Arab slave traders.

  • Nearly everyone in the world is descended from Arabic ancestors (like literally every human on the planet except for possibly some 'uncontacted' people in South America).

    Hussein is an Arabic name, but was also commonly used in African countries by non-Arabs (and certainly by non-Muslims). It's analogous to John in the US--it's a Biblical name, but not all Johns are born to Christians. -John (who is Christian, but doesn't have to be just because of my name!)

  • Spot on, vlogbros.

    Paula Abdul is Jewish and has an Arab last name. Shakira's middle name is 'Mubarak'--as in, "Ramadan Mubarak"--as in, Arabic for 'happy'.

    It's all irrelevant, really.

  • @vlogbrothers right. some black people say the same nonsense too.

  • sscofield,

    "Arab African"?

    Don't you mean Cushitic? Like, Afro-Asiatic Semite? I was probably 'classified' as that shit, too.

  • Obama is not an Aferican American

    What those who want Mr. Obama to write history by becoming "America's first African-American president" ignore that Mr. Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side. He is 43.75% Arabic, and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. You must be at least 12.5% of the racial component you claim for minority status. Mr. Obama, claiming to be African-American, is half the legal threshold.

  • It is not Obama that is claiming to be African-American rather America classifies anyone with black heritage to be black. Secondly, Obama's father is 100% African with no Arabic lineage. Check your sources so you don't appear ignorant

  • Excellent video and thank you for the refresher in grammar.

  • Someone earlier in comments suggested that you accompany Hank as either Mr. Big, or Samantha. I think instead, you should accompany him as....Charlotte's asian daughter.

  • I love you for correcting that idiot's bad grammar. <3

  • Remember, the current "head" of the Republican party and Karl Rove's former boss once said that he was "feeding the hand that bites me." Those are some scary hands.

  • Sorry - I misspelled the name - "K"arl Rove is the debutant, so beguiled by pandering shoe salesmen, that she wears high-heels to a marathon.

    Hey, this is fun, Karl Rove's mom is so Ugly that...

  • Carl Rove is the towel boy at the bathhouse who offers no traction to objects smaller than fire hydrants

  • ???

  • ENGLISH PWNS ANOTHER DECEPTICON!

  • I just donated $100, Daniel rocks and deserved it all.

    My apologies to Hank... enjoy the movie. ^_^

  • $99left!!! YAY!

    If talking cigarettes actually did exist... I really don't believe they would be talking during the situation Karl spoke of... They would probably be screaming from the extreme pain of burning alive while someone sucked the life out of them until they were nothing more than mere charred cigarette butt.

    Also, I would assume that there are some country clubs today that carry smoking permits allowing their rich patrons to smoke indoors, but I don't picture Obama like that.

    DFTBA

  • $99 left!!!

  • Karl Rove is brilliant!

  • i'm not a republican.... but my cigarettes make freakin snide comments all the time

    I've donated money NOT to have to see Hank dressed as Carrie Bradshaw. Please deduct this total from the remaining balance!

  • haha i think if cigarettes could make any kind of comment, the comments would definately be snide

  • Karl Rove has already demonstrated twice that he can get Republican voted by lashing out with disinformation & innuendo. We should expect nothing different this time. He is still running the Republican campaigns even if his name isnt on them. He is chief puppetmaster. I wish he were chief masterbator. That's where he belongs.

  • I feel that talking-cigarettes are going to come out to vote for the republicans come November.

    A brilliant move really, keeping all those cancer-voters hidden away from scrutiny until the time comes to unleash them.

    Perhaps the catch phrase learned for 2008 will be "never underestimate the talking-cigarette vote".

    I know I wont.

    -Qes

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Go die.

  • 2000 - Dumb

    2004 - Dumber

    Would someone PLEASE give Bush a blow job so we can impeach him?

  • I love grammarical deconstruction.

  • damn those talking cigarettes! damn them to hell!!!!!!!!

  • Have you ever read John's books?

  • Who's John?

  • He is. The other guy is his brother hank. Check out their video blog if you thought this was funny: vlogbrothers.

  • Why would i do that. This video sucks so why would I check out his other vids?

  • Because this is just a political side of them.

    and they are quite funny.

  • Clever.

    Except it wasn't.

    Go stuff your head in an oven.

  • Go play on a highway. See, i can do that too. Your not intelligent.

  • In the spirit of correcting grammar, the correct word is 'you're' not 'your'. If you're going to insult someone, especially if said person's intelligence is the target, please have the sense to do so intelligently. Otherwise you just come off as an ass.

  • Thankk you grammmer police. Unfortunatelee i dont spend time grammer checkkking my posts prior to posting on Youtub? Is that ok with you grammer nazi?

  • "Grammer" Nazi? I think I'll be spelling Nazi here. It's G-R-A-M-M-A-R.

    Stupid.

  • You obviously didnt see the sarcasm in my post. Bravo, your dense.

  • I always love these ignorant pretenses. Whether you decide to spend the extra few seconds to check your grammar or spelling is certainly up to you. But, what you must consider is that the way you choose to write is what tells those who are reading your words who you are. It's all we have to go on. When your communication is sloppy and ill-framed, we can only deduce that you lack the intelligence to do better. You have certainly proven that to be true.

  • So how is the weather up there on your pedesal. Get over yourself. This is youtube. A mish mash of idiot. Do you really think I care what you or anyone else thinks or assumes about me? SO you think because i dont check my grammar that im ignorant, so what. Think im ignorant what do i care? I think you should get off your high horse and stop playing teacher to everyone on a WORLD WIDE WEBSITE. Fuckin loser.

  • You obviously cared enough to get upset about it, so, yes, I do think you care whether or not people think you're ignorant. If not, then why the pique? I apologize for bruising your tender feelings.

  • Your attempted insults and previous comment demonstrate otherwise.

    It makes no sense that you claim not to care what people thought of you, and then claim to care about what you think I feel.

    It's been interesting sparring with you today, but I have trees to hug, so I'll bid you adieu.

  • AWESOME!!!

  • Karl Rove is certainly dumb enough to personify a cigarette ... that's for sure!

  • Why is his date holding his martini and talking cigarette?

  • Haha good question.

  • Karl Rove is a traitor to America. Rove committed an act of treason during wartime. He must be tried and executed.

  • Thanks John for clarifying all that stuff...it's much clearer now...

  • Okay, so, all I got out of this video is Karl Rove made a silly grammar mistake.

    Don't get me wrong - funny mistake, funny video.

    But... how about attacking what Rove says? I still agree with him on the point that Obama is arrogant.

    This video would not convince anyone that he is not...

  • What I'm basically saying is... it just seems silly and petty to attack his grammar mistakes instead of attacking what he says.

    And it doesn't get your points across.

    Just a thought...

  • He's not just attacking what he says. He is constructing a point about the education standard by using Rove's grammer as an example. Plus.. It's funny XD

  • ..I didn't see any point about the education standard besides the remark in the beginning (which seemed more like a digression than a point)

    See my first comment - it is a funny video.

    But ... how does this do anything for Obama?

  • you're allowed to smoke at my country club as long as you're in the bar or the men's lounge. I've never heared the cigarettes talk, but as I'm female and under 21, this could just be because they're shy.

  • Just to clarify, I can smoke at my country club and I can also take hallucinogens there... and yes the cigarettes are allowed to talk, as long as they aren't belligerent.

  • haha!

  • talking cigs ftw.

  • Talking cigs! lol!!! And I wish I had money! I want to see Hank go to Sex and the City!

  • Yes! Grammar ftw! I guess the secrets of the GOP have been unearthed with the discovery of these "talking cigarettes."

    And I've seen Obama at those country clubs. Like oh my god. He is like, so aloof it's like, not even funny. Like, he thinks he's better than us! --jk :)

  • Haha. I hate it when people use grammar incorrectly. It would have only been better if Rove mixed up your and you're.

    DEAR NERDFIGHTERIA,

    We need to band together and teach the young and old how to formulate sentences with proper grammar! Our nation is drowning is a sea of literary under-culture, that is filled with abbreviations and concoctions of new adjectives and nouns that are not even based in English. We must stop it!

    kthnxbai

    Jami

  • You just grammar slapped Karl Rove, and in so doing, made my day officially full of awesome. Thank you.

  • talking cigarettes, ftw

  • 1000 subscribers? Yeah right!

  • well, like, 1,600. -John

  • and 9th most subscribed this mouth. Looks like Obamasidiots are gonna get partnered. :)

  • =D Ha!! Talking cigarettes! Of all the things to pick bones about...but then again, lol, you ARE a writer...

    :P <3

  • go obama!!!

  • Say no to Hussein. Vote for McCain!!!

  • Say no to idiocy! Your own!

  • Yeah, OK, say no to my idiocy. (yawn)

    By the way...

    Did you know Barack Hussein Obama admitted to using drugs and is now in a sex scandal with Larry Sinclair?

  • Larry Sinclair was recently arrested. The guy is a nutjob.

  • Hopeless.

  • Hopeless

  • yawn

    By the way..

    Did you know that Barack Hussein Obama supports the killing of babies during pregnancy?

  • You sure are.

  • John can Canadians donate? I'm Canadian and considering this invloves US politics not sure I'd be allowed to donate :(

  • No. Sadly I believe international friends and nerdfighters of daniel cannot.

  • lol

  • they are both liars

  • How was I not subscribed to you yet? ANd what are you doing up this late, John? I've got an excuse. I'm on Pacific time. That's an excuse, right?

    ~Trav

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  • People who are some how reading this comment:

    PLEASE USE PROPPER GRAMMER!!!!!!!!

    Thank you!

  • Lmao epic failure

  • Do you even know who Obama is?

    Cause this video makes a lot more sense if you did.

  • Mm...talking cigs? Seriously? That's the potency of your political argument against Karl Rove? That he stumbles on the English language? Seriously? I think the arrogance thing came from the seal Mr. Obama came out with this week that very closely resembles the Presidential Seal...and it rubbed more than a few (including me) the wrong way. But proceed to instead focus on his lack of English speaking skills as it were.

    Just being the devils advocate speaking from the other side of the fence

  • I have a lot of arguments against Karl Rove: For instance, I dislike that he spearheaded the politicization of every facet of government, which hurt our ability to respond effectively to crises (Katrina) and to gather intelligence about our enemies (Iran).

    He also found subtle ways to dehumanize his critics--and I think the quote I read is just another example of that. -John

  • OK, good. Now we're having a discussion rather than a grammar Nazi video post that plays right into Rove's hands. I was thinking about this as I woke up...but this video does just what Obama's being accused of. Elitist arrogance. "Rove is bad because his inability to put a sentence together that makes sense." Now you and I both know you're not elite or arrogant...but that's how this video rubbed me. As for Katrina...that wasn't just a Rove thing. Mr. Nagin takes the fall too.

  • As for dehumanizing opponents...that's how politics is played. It's a tough game and it's a big boy/girl game. Does that make it right? Not particulary but it's a game that will be played for sometime to come. As a side note John I appreciate you taking the time to talk this stuff out. It's not often I find myself appreciating a healthy debate with the other side that doesn't consist of "BUSHHITLER!" and all the ick that comes with it.

    Thanks from the other side of the aisle.

  • I don't think politics needs to be a game at all, or that it needs to be dehumanizing. (Such is not the case in the UK, for instance.) Nor should politics inhabit every facet of our government. (This is not a republican or democratic problem, by the way. The Clintons did it almost as much as Rove as his minions did. I just think it's a problem.) -John

  • what the??

  • hilarious

  • Okay, John Green, I can't really back you up on this one. I can't. You are really doing exactly what everyone called you on.

  • what is that?

  • talking cigarette... hmm

    You are awesome.

    :)

    Gigi

  • Really, is that a fact? Where is your evidence? Barack as admitted to the use of cocaine while he was in high school. He does not use now and you have no ligament proof that he does. So don't go around thinking you know what you are talking about when you make comments like that.

  • no need to prove anything about obama- he's out- hillary is our next president..

    possibly mccain but i doubt it..

    and YOU probably don't get it..

  • Sounds like you might be the one on cocaine.

  • that is so unoriginal it's lame..

  • Just an observation. One that's apparently been made about you before, it seems.

  • apparently it's the one your mother makes about you everyday..

  • Ah, I had a feeling you might be about 12 years old. Now that I'm sure, I'll leave you alone. You can go outside and play now; I think you need the fresh air.

  • this is pure genius

  • Omgosh Nerdfighter Pwned!

  • ps: did you know you're the tenth most subscribed this month? you should try for number 1 you can do hank and john!

  • man you just ripped his language apart! Go JOHN!!!

  • Ok, John the side bar on Youtube is always on the same side that your wedding band is on!!! (unless you move your ring and then you'll probably get in trouble with the Yeti)

    Hope that helps!

  • John, the sidebar is always to your left. If you point to your left. you are pointing to the sidebar. Try to remember that.

  • So what do you think of the Democrats and Obama possibly granting immunity to the telecommunication companies? As a democrat I was really disappointed. I was hoping Obama would take a firm stance against this and lead the party. Any thoughts? Oh by the way I love this new channel!

  • I'm really disappointed in the Dems supporting that awful bill as well. Bless Russ Feingold's heart, but I don't think he can hold it off by himself forever.

  • Thank you for the 'that/who' differentiation. People like you are a dying breed.

  • It makes me sad that an important member of our nation (hold on, I need to stop laughing) does not utilize grammar in his everyday speech. I hope he isn't looking to be a shining example of our educational system (or of the U.S. 'system' for that matter).

    John pwns Rove!

    How come he's still so relevant despite being out of the White House? Makes me angry.

  • You're awesome, John.

    =]]]]

  • This comment comes to you in 3 parts!

    1.Wow... I didn't know the lack of facility with the English language extended to Bush's employees and colleagues as well.

    2. Is it just me or does John have a slight Southern accent in this video?

    3. Can't wait to see more political videos from you guys! :)

  • I had to go back in the video to hear the quote again, and then I showed this to my (republican) dad. He just shook his head.

    Nice video John! ^_^

  • Rove is like decepticonian incarnate.

    Seeing as how much they love GMO's over in the GOP perhaps it really is a talking cigarette...

    Oh and I'm so glad Obama is all about 'change' because Bush's illegal spying is getting on my nerves... oh wait... "Obama Silent as Democrats Give Bush More Spying Powers" (see huffingtonpost for story)

    *sigh*

    I wish folks would demand more than "not as bad as the other guy" choices in political races...

  • Hey! I want in on the talking cigarettes! That might be enough to get me to smoke...

    Just kidding, I would destroy my singing voice if I did that.

    Anywho, nice vid, John! :3

  • Karl Roove is an idiot! Jeez. Plus, No Child Left Behind is whack.

    Awesome video John.

    -Helena

  • yay for grammar nerdiness!!! :D john green, you are awesome.

    Think this secret stash of talking cigarettes needs further investigation . . .

  • Hmm...can't think of a better cause!

  • This is amazing.

    Great call. =]

  • hahahah thats freaking awesome!

  • I love the breakdown of poor grammar.