Flight of the Conchords "Yoko" Dialogue

[SargeTheFourth]

"Eat the biggest meal."

[rainabetchh]

this show is my absolute favorite.

[edgeofsins]

The audio from this video only comes out of my left speaker lol. Only for this video...

[B1GJOE]

@edgeofsins Dude, you're right!

[glich86]

THAT IS AWSOME!!!!

"It's 2 hours long..." HAHAHAHAHA these guys are amazing!!!!

[LonlyHeartsClubBand]

Very much like the sisuation with the beatles and yoko! Man, but they make it their own and so funny! Love it.

Bret- Um, she said the other night you put a move on her....

Jamaine- yup, yup it did!

[ebart93]

0:15 LOL after one strum of the guitar "it's good it's good"

[XxFooFightinxX]

second anual fanclub meeting <3

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

hahah you should hear the song that they sing to her in the park .....hahahah i can get in the nude in fron of you if thats what you into in the nude in front of you me and you two guys with food in the nude in front of you

[DylanTh3Villian]

It's good, it's good.

[Jouwl]

FOTC are awesome.

[LauerProductions]

yeah, good point....good point.

[metalshredhead1]

JEMAINE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN!

[AdamDuffield]

KISS HER BRET! KISS HER

loved that bit haha XD

[makeitandskateit]

i live in duffield

[AdamDuffield]

oh wow really? XD

I never knew there was a place which was the same as my last name Oo

[smilingladybird]

Kiss her brett! kiss her!

[narutogal]

at 3:22 there is a pic of a dog on the wall...its a sammy no?

[donnamariealba]

That was so funny when he took the lyrics and flipped back page after page...what was that?!! ...on like 40 pages professing his love and how he would do anything for her!! So funny!

[a1123581321z]

"yeah but youre always there"

"ugh...so are you, youre always there"

"yeah im always there but shes my girlfriend"

"yess...good point. yes, good point"

hahahaha best show ever

[soccerguy484]

"Its a bit long...its 2 hours long" hahaha

[velvetcat]

I would race the fastest animal to be with you.

:D

[kallstrom11]

"eat the biggest meal"

lmao!

[RAWRitsH0N3STY]

"Yep. Yep, Guilty, I did."

HAHAHAH

omg Jermaine is hilarious

[whatiswhatnot]

Oooh Jemaine looks so dapper!

[sanpaco13]

I love his face when he asks why and right at the end when he frowns.

[GraceXTheXLoser]

I always thought her name was 'Cocoa' or 'Koko' or 'Coco', or however the hell you spell the name!

[ninatothehenry]

is it Coco, Brett calls her Yoko as in Yoko Ono as an insult to blame her for splitting the band up

[GraceXTheXLoser]

Why thank you for clearing that up for me x]

[juffan]

why did they get all dressed up to just go to bed?

[ZenHarasaki]

They had just come from a date with Coco

[juffan]

kiss it brit

[pmataca]

Id be in the fanclub!

[Justakid12]

Aww jemaine was sad at the end :(

*hugs jemaine* x]

[4f7u6c1k]

fuck you kid

[inebriatedsaxophone]

haha! Oh God! lol rotflmao!!!!!!

[MrWolverine90]

thats a lyric of mine you can use that....HAHHAHAHA this is my favorite episode EASILY! its perfect hahahaha

[zgrace]

"Yis, good point. Yis, good point."

love jemaine!

[SergeantPepper8]

i didint get the yoko part untill later when i got into the beatles

[lcizzler]

omg the last shot is so sad.

[fatumiti]

ah, jemaine's perfect... he even puts the toilet seat back down... haha

[musicthingz]

jemaines face right at the end, priceless ..and sad.

[lyndsay009]

When i went to the bathroom, she felt like you made a move on her.

Yup, guilty! i did.

[Zoroasterrrr]

Kiss her Bret !!

[MonDiddy]

Would you swallow a whole sward? .... I would hang out with you.

[pizzafreak54]

what is up with their clothes? it doesnt make sense...its not like they went out dancing that night or anything. he was just putting it on and then they went to bed...random

[twinstarsgirl]

the scene shows night time and jemaine is unbuckling his belt or something, so it is clear that they just returned from dancing or someplace where they have to be dressed up like that.

[insatiablehee]

pure ingeniousness~

[Jackoman74]

If you liked it then it's "pure genious" but if you hated it then it's ok. Just thought I'd give you the heads up.

[nacksis]

Aw Jemaine's face when Bret walks out of the room is so sad! lol Poor Jemaine.

[LewisBlackMustDie]

Theirs something wrong...

What?

It's 2 hours long!

XD

[deafangle74]

isnt her name koko

[karlthesaint]

ur kidding right...yoko ono...lennon...

[cammidycam12345]

dude these retards dont get it...

[crystalconnect93]

i think it's coco, actually

[vviper15]

it's cocoa...yep. fuckers.

[cammidycam12345]

as in yoko, the chick that "broke up" the beatles, you know. Jemaine giving her shit.

[JonnyC4u]

the page flipping really does it for me.

5 star all the way

keep it up lads

[Tusnelda25]

I would race the fastest animal

eat the biggest meal

to be with you, Yoko

LOL

[Sanctuary77]

its coco

[Tusnelda25]

so sorry.... :O)

[xxdiamondtearsxx]

no the whole point was that murray and jermaine were worried she was going to be like Yoko Ono.

[lllooorrriii2006]

great vid but you've got the description a little mixed up. the girlfriend's name is Koko not Yoko and Bret tells Jemaine he isnt welcome on the date not the other way around. otherwise...great upload, thanks!

[dustbusta]

The name of the episode is Yoko and of course there's the whole segment where Bret throws a sandwich in Jemaines face for calling her Yoko.

[lllooorrriii2006]

Oh, thanks for the clarification...as you can tell I havent seen the episode. I dont have HBO :-( I think I'll get it just for them! Thanks!

[ryanmczero]

Yeah, either I'll add HBO or I'll rent the DVDs. The episodes make sense of the music videos since they change the old songs sometimes.

[HawkeRaines]

Her name's Coco.