a typical day in Skyrim.

[V45844]

I nearly died when I saw him fly off.

I feel bad now.

[CrazyKaliKids]

Did not see that coming!

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

You know what I just realized? Anyone who watches this and doesn't know about the Clavicus Vile quest or has to comprehend a talking dog with a cab driver voice.

[Hoverplane63]

Lol

[Kericstar]

that was horrible :(

[icebreakersix1nine]

it may seem like a typical day in skyrim, until someone takes an arrow to the knee...

[skyrimisamzing]

it was so ironic and such a perfect timing that... i almost didnt laugh

[NinjaSlasher]

I laughed then I cried.

Now I'm dead.

[MrZoom777]

@NinjaSlasher like a bossss

[phaota]

An ironic piece of dialog and one weirdly timed situation. I've already completed the quest with him, but never did I see something like that happen.

[wolfet45]

oh the irony, it BURNSS!!

[weemissile]

"Hey! I wasn't talking about you! Fucking flying lizard!"

[DaEpicOne71587]

Barbas the enemy of the dragon...

[MrReaperofDead]

Skyrim does not like Barbas :O

[Blurtex33]

nice, but why the hell are you playing SKYRIM on the pc? lol

[EinDose]

@Blurtex33 ...Why wouldn't you...? It's basically designed for PC, what with mods being an intentional part of the design of the game.

[Blurtex33]

@EinDose Not according to Bethesda. Mods are fan-made.

[EinDose]

@Blurtex33 Well of course, but they release the construction set for their games with the specific intention of the PC fans modding their game. From what I know they're trying but not really succeeding at getting mods onto consoles, so mods are sort of a central part of the design philosophy.

[Blurtex33]

@EinDose Maybe one day it will work on consoles - but until then, consoles are all about quality over quantity

[psozeldaphreak]

@Blurtex33 I can't even play this on a controller, it just feels wrong.

[Blurtex33]

@psozeldaphreak k

[AlphaVinigre]

What is it, boy? Dragons?

[LumberfoxProductions]

GET BEASTED ON!

[drlepperton]

Something else just got heated. Do I smell Chinese food?

[zigazig1980]

One problem with this quest the dog never led me to the location it was meant to it just sat their with the arrow on its head???

[PanicatParamore]

such a crappy quest and the dog sucks balls

[funafull1]

Lol I did that daedric quest. Believe me, it's not worth your time :/

[david0aloha]

I used to have conversations with animals like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[chriscos123]

Was that supposed to happen?

[lAmWatchingYou]

@chriscos123

No.

[ZipboxGT]

ya it's normal

[ApocalypseMoose]

Is the pun intended?

[sampson152]

and a bit of a fluke you were recording this as it happened

[wargeoman]

Am I the only one disturbed that there was a talking dog?

[DoubleTapRootBeer]

didnt see that coming

[Dollmatcher1]

Now its a Hot Dog! ;D

[Pannenkoek182]

You could say the conversation between you and the dog was also..

*puts on sunglasses*

heated.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

[flennepf606]

@Pannenkoek182 idiot

[Pannenkoek182]

@flennepf606 QQ

[harbourlunatic23]

@Pannenkoek182 toidi

[rogerpenna]

holy fucking shit... I just got out of air, laughing, with this video plus the comment of the dragon with a comedic timing!!!

[Deaththekid980]

I used to be a talking dog...then I took a fireball to the face.

[notEisiger]

@Deaththekid980 fuck you and every horse you fell down a mountain of

[Deaththekid980]

@notEisiger How'd you know?!? I used to be a horseman...then I fell off a mountain after suffering from an arrow to the knee.

[MrChewwyyy]

dat dragon's timing. Fucking perfect

[TheSpartan008]

Looks like Barbas is...

*puts glasses on*

a hot dog.

YEAHHH!

[CB0Otz]

.. Is that supposed to happen in game?

[imascatmanworld]

@CB0Otz no

[Terrafuror]

@CB0Otz

The dog talking? Yes. The dragon swooping in and attacking? Random chance.

[joytherock]

karma

[vashj1]

...Even in a second life, Clarence gets toasted.

[ODSTSolider]

Keep pressing 9 xD

[Itachi21x]

"It got rather..."

"Heated"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[ZeikTuvai]

What a shame.

[Quarks123]

LOL nice Dragon atack in the End TROLOLOLO

[CoRsOXY]

LOLOLO!!!! THE END OF THE VIDEOOO! Ajajajajja!

[BloodGearHalo]

I used to be the one Barbas was looking for... then I took an arrow to the knee..

[Titanomacky]

I can't stop laughing! XD

[TheSchwarzKater]

Epic video !

[franciscojavierm]

In soviet Skyrim dog talks to you!

[DancingSword]

That happened to me! Blood dragon!

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

I used to thumb up arrow to the knee jokes, then I realized they're not funny.

[19jesse97]

talking dog + dragon roasting talking dog = epic win

[SonicDude87]

Holy crap that was PERFECT timing! xDDDDDD

[crzysteve159]

+20 internets to both the uploader and the dog! Good show old boy!

[McKillaboy]

Oh god, my sides xD

[Wildumbreon]

I used to like the heat, then I took an arrow to the knee

[Pleague666]

Yesterday was the charred ragnard today: the dog roast!

[marcomainart]

Sir, it was perfect.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[IRL337Gamer]

"It got rather, heated"

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[sielstra]

hahaha!

[SamuraiScottsman]

Just as planned

[MrBlackfalds]

I was an adventurer like you once... until my dog got scooped up by a dragon

[y890x]

rather.. *puts on dog sunglasses* heated.

[13namtiH13]

problem solved

[emofittlisa]

rather....heated.

[YTargain]

You mudda fucka you..

[LuisEdGm]

Such is the life in Skyrim...

[Unit047]

What the fuck has this guy been smoking?

[arceusex]

I used to be an explorer of strange Skyrim moments like you, then I took a blue, melting, talking, giant, 2 nosed arrow in the third knee.

[AgentUsajr]

HOLY.....I did not see that Coming!!!

[sk8el3mentfreak]

lol this is like the random glitchy shit youd find in fallout new vegas

[NoD0ubt42]

I love how he continues talking calmly whilest getting kidnapped by that dragon.

[boose2007]

I hated that dog, always got in the way/pushed you all over the place :(

[UnHolyMan9117]

lmfao i was not expecting the dragon

[xcloudx01]

The end sounds like "HE'S KILLING-"

[TheGeneralAnonymous]

so his master was a dragon? what a twist!

[compdude47]

FUS ROAST DOG

[S0up3rD0up3r]

What a shame. He was a good boy. What a rotten way to die.

[plungerheadman]

@S0up3rD0up3r He never asked for this.

[D0uch3846]

OLOL dat poor dog xD

[Tangogamer45]

YES!

Awesome timing!

[xXcj54Xx]

Player: ...Now what?

[1001Lai]

omg that's amazing xD

[RitsuCurisu]

Dragon flying by: "DID SOMEONE SAY 'HEATED'? :D"

[JennaLouiseXO]

I'm laughing so hard it's too perfect

[leves777]

LOL'D HARD

But isn't this staged?

[SundayMwG]

@leves777 Staging a singleplayer game. Sure.

[leves777]

@SundayMwG If plutoniumdust is right he 'used the construction kit to mod the cutscene'. Of course I didn't mean staging like in Garry's mod or Halo, more like spawning the dragon with some kind of console command.

[neelipango]

@leves777 the dragon wasn't spawned via console command. he spawned a bit over the mountains after I had fast traveled to Falkreath. if you look you see his shadow right before he swoops in. I was just as surprised when a giant goddamn dragon screamed into my headphones during an innocent little dialogue with a silly dog. the battle with him was also difficult with me laughing so hard.

[plutoniumdust]

@neelipango so why was you recording?

[caqtv]

@plutoniumdust In case of moments like this.

[neelipango]

@plutoniumdust there was a Thalmor/Bandit/Necromancer battle at a bridge between Falktreath and Helgen where I came from that I started recording. this clip starts a little after me reaching the other side of Falkreath, and beginning walking towards the Barbas quest.

[rb6elite]

@neelipango I just find it to be an amazing coincidence that the dragon spewed fire everywhere just as he said "heated".

[GamuhCube]

@SundayMwG You must be a console player.

[plutoniumdust]

@leves777 Yeah he used the construction kit to mod the cutscene.

[PowerArmor96]

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

[PooTeZ]

lol xD

[DatGmann]

lolpuns

[Merajito20k]

LOL, damn

[jjws]

that dragon has great comedic timing

[skierman13]

What quest is that?

[Jineb]

@skierman13 Daedra's quest (Vil Clavicus), start @ Falkreath.

[lagging199527]

This is why I love about TES. No matter how many things are taken away from the series, Bethesda will always succeed in making the most random of encounters possible.

[LazyVipur]

I dont doubt it was 'prolly chasing the dog lol

was like "ZOMG I FOUND YOU! HERE LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEM- BLArtghbgghgyhgGYH"

[sivall8]

if this is what is miss im NEVER gonna fast travel agian

[pielord4141]

The dragon was FUCKING WAITING FOR THAT!!!!!

[laharlxyz]

GOTY

[Crunchieman]

rrRRRRRUUUUUUUOOOAAAHHHHHHH

[Jackpot807]

"Things got a little...heated" (shit gets really heated a few seconds after)

[Trigun241]

lol the dragon just comes out of nowhere

[Ieatairparticles]

is there a puno in tended.. "rather heated..." BRAGHHH!!!

[Suplee2]

Good thing that dragon came, that dog became real of a thorn for me lol

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

Holy shit.

[xxcdawgxx68]

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE AWSOME DOG I SWARE TO THE GREY BEARDS I WILL KILL EVERY DRAGON IN THE GAME

[Snagprophet]

Wow that was fucking funny lol

[Jeredin13]

the ending is the best, EVER! I lol'd so hard!

[582Thomas]

The amount of content in this game never ceases to amaze me.

[krontaar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[BenioOwns]

HOLY FUCK o: HAHAHA

[blcksbr666]

That was just a good coincidence right? :o

[GldnClaw]

If I had known that Skooma did that, I'd a had fun a long time ago!

[canashblacob]

clavacus vile quest ftw win. wait whats that burning smell... NOOOOOOOOOO why this was gonna be the best quest ever!!!!

[piesmellypig]

what



[Strideo1]

Poochinski?

[tehl33t666]

You need to stop picking up dem mushrooms!

[Jprimarch]

OH GOD WHAT

[reyremirio]

i did this quest yesterday xD

[GillTime]

The dog started talking, I pissed myself, when things got 'heated' I pissed even more.

[TheRyukenhadoken]

LOL this should be a meme

[CaptainTrekkie]

I laughed so much that my laugh came out like a hiss, and then I began coughing. Thankyou for this.

[Walterion]

Man, I wish my arguments were just like that.

[Ralastas]

Rather heated, indeed.

[WinterFix]

Yep! a typical day in Skyrim!

[SoulWind47]

Lol why am i suprised more at the talking dog than the dragon burning up and eating the dog?

[pyramidheadkitten9]

I guess you could say that this conversation was... -puts on glasses-

...rather heated.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGH

[George32027]

@pyramidheadkitten9 lol

[Imetysaw]

Then the dragon after having his feast, suddenly the sound from his belly

"Hello, I have a problem and I think you can help me out"

"0o"

[shesatree]

I can't breathe

[TheRealBlueGhost]

I scrolled down due to my bad habit and was relieved to find that the top comments didn't spoil the video. Good job guys not thumbing up quotes or detailed scenes from the video.

[ewew43]

WHAT INT HE FLYING FUCK.

[RoninGunV]

@ewew43 well put

[gameshark81]

PWN

[SuperSpanishChicken]

RON JEREMY?

[jasontangy]

Wow holy shit a talking dog..... HOLY SHIT!

[BobinatorLulz]

Skyrim....FUCKING DRAGONS!

[ShikogoFox]

When hilarity gets powned by hilarity

[flsrykufog]

sounds like that guy from Penumbra

[DiDCarlos]

fukn narnia man

[JwebGuru]

9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

[JoshuaMSpeed]

It got rather heated.

[Animalloverzombie]

poor dog... 

[Infekted1134]

i see what you did there.

[muchadoaboutnothingg]

Heated.

[Mitwad]

Things like that makes me love this game.

[Lukey1986b]

Definitely not an unusual day in Skyrim

[endersblade]

That is the funniest sh@t I've seen in YEARS. Holy crap, I think I'm going to have an aneurysm from laughing so hard ><

[Rawsheeve133]

yup, nothing out of the unusual here, carrying on now.

[TiikerinKarva]

Perfect fucking timing. Oh my fucking shit.

[Etelmik]

Similar thing happened to me (SPOILER) that I really wished I had FRAPs'd: in Sovngarde, that first Stormcloak soldier got snatched in the mouth by a dragon and then I had to figure out what o do myself. Later when I redid it, I found out that that guy gives me the directions on what to do. I thought it was scripted, the timing was so perfect. Just wow.