巴士阿叔 - Bus Uncle (雙語字幕 - Bilingual Substitle)

[charlene1228520]

呢條友POST戈陣我6年班.. E+都中6啦~_~

戈陣日日都討論呢件事

[tonthathung]

Mainland Chinese are loud, spit, eat wild animal, cheat, steal...

[usdb1234]

好撚勁

[Ascaithe]

Did this seem like a slight overreaction to anybody else?

[Nuts4Tits]

man, this is the worst translation ever. but that only makes it funnier.

[kalingwong2011]

解決JJ?

[Lovingfunnieangie]

Most annoying old man ever! !!!!!!!!!! It be a true bus nightmare to see this old man :(

[SuperIvanbaby]

喂唔好講老闆呀公平架! 我唔識你你唔識我~

[Farleefarlook]

聽吓條片都邊個嘈la

[Ricoo1234ss]

modern classic HK celeb lol

[1Roter1]

lol my penis is not your mom XD

[dove132]

he is an ass!

[barickcyli]

佢大聲好撚多囉

[clelvl]

I wanna shit on that old man's manboobs and place his penis back into his anus. oh and stick a revolver in it, his asshole is definitely very big.

[somename69]

I fuck your mom, don't warn me!

[lukiwong]

厚淋串喔，阿叔

[kazuko810]

我都唔明點解個啊叔係都要揸人地隻手...到揸到人隻手又摸咁耐­...

[noel9101982]

巴士阿叔係港九小輪總經理伍兆緣先生臭口！患精神病

[a94552334]

啊叔，你收皮啦

[a94552334]

啊叔，人火

[kingingmike]

我日日都要睇1次巴士阿叔先安樂.



[PrincessDoraCatiria]

阿叔壓力唔系一般既大



[gtb5]

Such a classic!

[JUISON007]

啊叔！ 好心你吟大年紀就唔好 係大庭廣仲面前爆粗啦！ 知唔知嗰羞 點寫啊！ ！

[klong222333]

成日話咩認真你就輸

自己咪又係咁認真

我不嬲都當呢片段係笑片咁睇

何需咁認真?

[ly1018]

個男仔既態度都有d問題...

[AMang0706]

I enjoy fucking

[daywing302]

人地都話解決左啦,仲講

[inFamOUzcarlOS]

好笑到暴

[ken051129]

就好好笑

[ken051129]

衽3:20-3:43之後條友如果令野打佢之後講仆仆倒啦你

[ken051129]

在公眾所講粗口可以吿佢



[fabianv94]

點解 "dup"冇漢字？

[hsn5a26]

= =

[craigbuhler]

What a pathetic individual!! He needs to get a life! He's in serious shape. He needs Jesus.

[jordan311299]

3asv- -

[land5566]

如果系对着大只佬，一早打倒佢仆街。

[bennyxdisme]

國中？你聽得明白廣東話？台灣人wo

[debasis22]

i will watch this in full volume with external speakers sitting next to you. what can u do Bus Uncle :@ :P

[amyamylly]

系我五屌佢我都五系男人-.-

[25787801]

巴士阿叔精神有問題

[The50centshows]

2:50

I was already so fucking pissed up and you touched my shoulder YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[The50centshows]

I want this in HD

[MrCheungkaka98]

1:39我聽到有人挽電車GO

[rainydreamovo]

個後生仔勁gag xd

support!

[chipster0123]

那青年脾气够好，那个uncle没见过世面，别人的话就他给人吊­了

[mcdaddy714]

個後生仔先有問題

[haroldlbc]

如果遇到黑社会他早就死了

[Katy1985]

個後生仔D EQ 好高呀.......

[Gn01211420]

@Katy1985 佢淆底姐. 冇吉士

[RebelHQ]

I have pressure !!!! :O

[loveyogalinlin]

個呀伯係唔係有點問題!=,=

[xRollercoasterx]

yes we get it, you like to fuck. LMFAO

[jackyguy2011]

我聽到巴士呀叔話:( 老闆呀屌你老母)

[abcw0612zxv]

老就唔屌得人?

[Bojai]

so jokes! im glad i know cantonese to listen to alll

[Darthaizenify]

時間過得真係快，咁就5年，當年 240p,現在 1080p，科技都進步左咁多，你話來多個高清啊叔做接班人都咪­話唔好，有前途咖

[bearbear1231220]

明明係自己唔岩仲係到屌人

[yugi5465]

讲野好大声....==

[l2kaede]

你好好打咩你 !? 呢句真係好好笑

[fenriz218]

In Europe, this old fart would have had 20 seconds before an elbow would have smashed his nose ... perhaps it's true what they say: youngsters in China are like noodles = very limp.

[MsGrowngurl]

@fenriz218 Cool story, bro.

[angelodzn07]

@fenriz218

It show us that european culture those not include respect for the elderly

[yintsznok]

辦講道理但加入粗口，以為自己岩哂，打999告佢行為不檢la

[1slamicLife]

Are all Chinese that calm when someone swears at their mother? =O What a disgusting old man!

[alexlam330]

= =

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

Seriously wtf, 6 mins of yelling and no one asks the guy to calm down or shut the fuck up. Apparently chinamen don't like sleepig

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

@ngancil yeah! I bet you would have kicked his Chinese ass so hard cos ur so tough!

[ngancil]

that uncle was lucky, he scolded this guy who can still control himself, had he met me, the uncle would've been dead or spent his life in a wheelchair for 5 years now

[disciplinemisanthrop]

@ngancil Holy shit, you sound tough. Do you want to be my awesome bodyguard?

[MrRay168]

thumb up if you are watching this in 2010!!! xDD

[star0919ywh]

壓力大既時候,個人係真係燥d

[41point2]

Bing yound ding chi cha gum bing. Lung bung kie vey yen ding cum bing.

Yes?

[amyamylly]

你五話我嘈.我五可以話你嘈?



[kaikaichoyb]

我屌你老母我條野係唔係係你老母度

[waifungyip]

我唔拍你博頭,唔通拍你個頭咩 <笑撚左

比著就叫佢落街吹雞

[todd860103]

看不太懂= =



[kosterwong09]

件事果陣都好轟動  又上報紙 又上電視

[mixmix021]

仲記得呢條片係帶我入黎youtube sosad

[abc1238769]

只實個男仔夠串,不過唔串佢姐!!

好似李小龍係街遇到傻仔挑戰唔理佢咁~~

[Lotch21]

This is Chinese lol.

[anxdvdfknf]

屌!巴士阿叔好撚煩屌佢自己老母啦!嘈,佢自己大撚曬呀煩!我屌­佢老味

[MethuenKidd978]

This is awesome. Shing shong

[chilong4545]

好燃煩~~



[leeenoch1005]

五年啦

[cutie13swift]

佢好撚煩屌佢自己老母啦！

[28MONKEYDLUFFY]

...同佢隻抽la...佢咁鐘意鏈過!哥哥仔,你大力過佢既



[laphim]

i think the man is right but the woman is wrong......

[animeaddt]

lolololololololol

so loud...they're making too much of a deal out of this...

[koeacjays]

這影片在我小學五六年級看過...

如今我國中畢業了 這影片還是好有趣xddd

[fenriz218]

@koeacjays cool story, bro

[Animemasta2000]

The subtitles could've been more accurate. Nevertheless, pretty good for a chinese person to know this good English. :)

[o0pigpig0o]

大家都係講電話 一個騷擾到人 一個無騷擾到人

就係咁簡單 解決左 唔洗激動既

[912325394]

啊叔你成日吊吊聲，小心精盡人亡.....ON9 巴士阿叔

[DBZTaimoor]

diu lei lo mo

[pumter]

He so should have tapped him again after that.

[174565876]

經典呀~

[COPMMUSIC]

chinks

[jserraalmighty]

this guy just doesn't know how to stop

[KungFuPANGyc]

幾廿歲人,仲係咁屌,小心身體呀~

[klong222333]

@KungFuPANGyc 何鴻燊呢?

[MrFun168]

Lol.. That s real funny!

[sfakasswannabe]

I SWEAR at 4:38 I heard him say "ping pong"

[sureitan]

有些凶杀案就是这样发生的。若他刚好遇到一个脾气暴躁手里又持刀­的年轻人，想必在他讲道“吊你……”就被刺死了……==

[tail118]

3:58 hahahahaha

[KEN19980311]

老母吾屌,屌邊個丫?

[demonling520]

3:20四眼仔好無奈揸手,無阿叔咁好氣

[bubu98324]

dumb!!!!!

[zerothis23]

@bubu98324 culture clash. Imagine the most respectable, straitlaced, polite, smart, dogooder you know (or have met, if you don't know any). And imagine the are also pastor of a quaker church and teacher of grade school children. No imagine they are the angry man in the video. This should give you an idea of how this video is perceived by people in Asian cultures.

[hhslf]

@zerothis23 I had to go back a couple pages to find this comment, and I'm glad I did because it helped me understand this video a lot. Thanks.

[mack2258]

佢系以前 去選舉 的陳乙東啊

[happysouful]

有壓力大鳩晒

[mrtommyli1995]

屌人呢,,就唔唔無害既

[No3No4ify]

你有壓力我有壓力 你老未好撚鳩勁啊？

[roxyunicorn]

that guy doesn't make sence....

[checkunderyourbed]

"Is my penis attached to your mom?" -old guy LMFAO

[KenRoger]

5年! 5 years!

[chunyin422]

hehe



[ZZFO]

Enter to see some crazy stuff!

[dismon2]

wow this dude is a psycho ....

[lukas1421]

要是我 我会在半分钟之内把这个老家伙打死

-

东北人

[way5106]

@lukas1421 你是豬，最看不起北方人。

[lukas1421]

@way5106

呵呵

低等支那人

你这种挑拨离间的

就是汉奸的材料

[ken3003322]

@lukas1421 收皮la!撚樣!死反去!

[Creuzillion]

Haha, he love milfs.

[hungkin]

1:57

你好打咩?

[53libra]

超低能, 勁搞笑

[kivenso]

關你撚事??撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚­撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚撚

[LJhkMMB]

你们香港人很牛B啊，无事生非...为什么你们香港人这么喜欢说­“撚”字...那个阿伯真的够混蛋的！不过笑死我....

[paulkn6]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....!!!

[PUREspeedpwnd]

that uncle is not ok the guy patted his shoulder he got all fucked up about it

[csklmf86]

難道唔好意思不是道歉?

[iiichigoo]

唔通我拍你个头me~~~~~~

[three6zachary]

I am the bus uncle, fuck you Asian fags!

[Mreleezy]

@three6zachary I am Obama , FUCK WHOLE FUCKING USA WHITE TRASH CRACKER AND NIGGAZZZZ

[coolar123]

Lame Ass Chinese.

[JBbabo02]

嘩.佢冇撚柒野ahh!咁撚柒q煩;吊人老母?返去吊9自己老母­喇;ON撚柒9- -

[zsk225963]

9 up王...

[DawnOfDemise]

Sometimes I don't understand asian culture.

[Godwin91]

@DawnOfDemise

This scene is embarrassing, but I hope that you don't generalize the Asians by only watching this clip.

There are always different types of people among every race at every continent of the world, and there are embarrassing Caucasians out there too.

[DawnOfDemise]

@Godwin91

I don't see things like that.

To me it seems like a lot of Asians agree that "The Bus Uncle" was doing the right thing.

I don't think the video is embarrassing for anyone, people do different things in different cultures.

If you watched the video with "Epic Beard Man" you see that he actually got in a fist fight, which is WAY worse than this.

I try not to generalize though.

[Godwin91]

@DawnOfDemise

Actually I am kinda curious about how you find that a lot of Asians agree that "The Bus Uncle" was doing the right thing.

Once again I have to say that this does not represent our culture. This is NOT part of our culture, its all about that person's attitude, and I believe that you will agree that an ethic group's culture and a person's attitude does not come together.

It does not even represent anything about Hong Kong.

[Godwin91]

@DawnOfDemise

I do agree that there are a lot of people out there in Asia are embarrassing, for example, the 1 in the video.

But at the same time, try look at the victim. He was being scolded for no reason from the beginning till the end, but he did not pick a fight with that uncle. Why people will just focus on the uncle and talk about Asian culture, but not that victim? How many young people nowadays could stand so calmly when facing such situation? Frankly, even me myself might not do it.

[theengagedfew]

@Godwin91 I agree with you; the young man showed remarkable restraint. I was wondering, while watching this video, why he wasn't mopping the floor of the bus with that old bastard's ass, as I likely would have done, if I were in that same position.

[Godwin91]

@DawnOfDemise

Maybe you could try traveling to Asia countries someday, and you will find that actually we are just the same as you. There are rude people out there, but in the end of the day, it happens in every country right?

Hope that you see where I come from. Sorry if I offended you unintentionally.

Just hope that you wouldn't generalize or stereotype against Asians.

[MACKBOOK123456]

chin

[Mreleezy]

@MACKBOOK123456 wussup nigger

[MACKBOOK123456]

@Mreleezy wats up homie

[deepyau]

個青年EQ好高...........



[climbx0000]

煩到死=,= 咁中意屌.. 洗唔洗叫你老母係定屋企等你返去比你屌-,-

[AC19970929]

未解決!

[TiffanyKYopps]

已經5年前既事, 番睇仍然回味, 唔知個呀叔死左去邊呢?!

[ET5544]

個阿叔好煩- -

但個個男好型,好似周星驰講野

[4359038]

the uncle is a dumbfuck =.=.....

[Ronin1216]

Is this Markham transit?

[kyproula88]

well he has a point. the boy annoyed him for no reason, instigating a fight, so the old man yelled asking why he interrupted his call since they were both on the phone. sign of respect by shaking hands to show they're even, no bad feelings, u pick on someone then u should get told off. but the boy kept on going ''warning'' him instead of settling the argument -.- if the old man was an american teen he would've started punching, not yelling. being picked on is no laughing matter.

[leungjunlok]

好心個丫叔..返屋企同佢老母練下點吊人老母..先再嚟吊人老母­啦..係又吊唔係又吊..得個講字..都唔知佢自己係咪女人嚟.­.無下面..正係識得講粗口話個青年..幾廿碎人仲成個小學雞咁­正係識得講粗口..扮哂串咁..如果我係個青年..我實一除打落­佢到..個丫佰講到自己好似個""拳擊冠軍""咁..痴9線的說­(P.S.唔吊人老母..吊自己屎忽啦!!)

[torontocharlz]

LMFAO this brought back memories.LOL

[BreezyWindx]

我想他媽的你媽媽

[LEEKAHWAI77]

他妈的咁多压力

[Johnlee90s]

真系搞笑...拍下膊头. 晒死吗...  你老母 想吊可能都无得吊啦..

吊条毛么.? 哎...

[selina96713]

青山係唔係走左個病人出黎??快d找人捉番佢入去啦!

[bbs5500]

这年轻人好废，说这么多P话有什么用 搞那个老废物啊

[djktp999]

明係唔妥你啦,屌你老母

[strifox85]

傳說中個壓力釋放新定位？搭一站巴士可以釋放幾千卡路里。

[cla063002]

我好想吊9個阿叔lo,明明自己唔啱,仲要狂吊人老母,呢d咁既­人,等天收啦,我十卜個男仔呀!比個阿叔串,都唔吊返佢老母.呢­d咪係叫做{忍}得lo

[cla063002]

吊x個阿叔狂係到講吊你老x,黑人憎,得佢講又唔比個男仔講,明­明係個阿叔唔對,又係到吊人老母,仲要係狂吊lo~

[il0v3u1999]

0N9

[stevenlai714]

個靚仔好ON9, 完全唔識博人

[645544043]

仲野蠻過d大陸人 = =