I think, by watching this, I have lost the tiny shred of faith in the humans race I had left ('._.)
Dolphins are amazing, I can agree to that. But they are only smart aquatic creatures, nothing more. Did you know some dolphins are gay? Betcha these people dont. Hahaha!!!
OMFG That was sooo cool. If you pause it at the right moment...there is a split second moment and you have to pause it just right...but if you do it you'll see a huge sperm whale. Here, pause it at 3:54 and look at the bottom left corner of the screen. Quick...if we throw a harpoon in her ass we can harvest some precious Ambergris and manufacture some classic Victorian exotic perfumes.
Hospitals in todays society are probably the worst way to have a baby these days. Sure, they're "safer," but that's only because the hospital can't afford to have a pregnant women staying in a single room for up to two days having a baby. Hospitals want that baby to be born as quickly as possible.Doctors will say things like : "well, the baby hasn't moved much..." or, "if this continues, it's possible that there might be some problems during birth..."
@lizardizzle In reality, hospitals will give a drug to the mom, which one of the side effects makes the hospital give another drug, which causes more problems so then a Cesarean has to be performed to "get the at risk baby out."
All the hospital does is turn birth in to a business, not make sure the baby is safe. If you really want to play it safe, let the body give birth the way it is designed to have a baby and don't listen to the hospital's BULLSHIT!
@lizardizzle That's a pretty wild distortion of the facts. Yes, there are issues with hospitals for childbirth, and they're probably not the most comfortable and relaxing place to be, but they are far from the worst place to have a baby. In the event of complications, a hospital is by far the BEST place to have a baby.
@compactdisk2 except real, life or death problems really don't occur often enough to constitute what the hospitals do. more often, the hospital tells the mom about fake problems, problems they've created, or solutions to the natural pain of childbirth with drugs that cause even MORE problems. the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages.
what are you talking about dolphins make real good doctors i go into town to see my local dr dolphin named Ted and he checks up on me and writes out a few prescriptions
Not really, it seems likely with all the blood in the ocean and an immobile human. That shit would never happen again and that lady would land herself in jail.
@TheBeyonder77 People believe in god, ghosts, alternative medicine and all kinds of silly things. What makes these people any crazier? Crazyness is crazyness.
I think all that hippy shit is just a substitute for religion. When people don't like the local flavour but still want some spiritualism then they turn to this. Most of the older female members of my family are into alternative medicine, mediums etc.
lol no. My sceptical point of view has persuaded them somewhat. The problem is these con artist industries have somehow managed to place a negative connotation with the word sceptic.
@TheBeyonder77 The people believing this stuff are stupid. However the people making money off these imbecile's? Genius! They are fucking assholes for taking advantage of these idiots, but they are definitely not stupid.
so.. i spose it has to be intelligent to be one of the few species on earth that has sex for pleasure.. rapes for punishment.. bullies... and is prone to random acts of aggression... not even friggin Sharks are that much of a bastard.. and they can EAT YA. (Chimanzees and Humans are two others that come to mind.. Bats only rape they dont bully or spazz out)
The problem isn't drugs, the problem is people who believe that the effects of the drugs are because of some "connection to the earth" and such shit. People who believe that the world on drugs is more true than the world not on drugs.
I've taken pretty much all drugs there are because it's fun and interesting to experience, but I don't believe in the shit I experience on drugs, I understand that it's caused by foreign chemicals in my brain rather than magic.
Gotta get "dr" lily's "lectures". I enjoy that kinda stuff if I take shrooms and think he's absolute genious. Ofcourse he's full of bs but still you gotta make some good out of it.
Believe me, that happens everywhere. It's just easier to see it going on in countries, communities and groups you're not involved with. But chances are, the place you live is no different.
This episode was both hilarious and disturbing. I knew there was a dolphin obsession going on, but yikes. People can convince themselves of anything.
I wonder how much acid that dreadlock 16 year old has dropped while pregnant, and how much marijuana her loser guy has smoked in front of her. That baby's problems only begin with being born into that family.
Damn, one more pseudo-science total bullshit fad for the collection. How do these creeps even come up with this stuff?
Was it South Park in which dolphins took over the world?
Naxide 2 weeks ago
Wouldn't the baby FUCKING DROWN!?
What kind of crack were they smoking?
Commander6444 1 month ago
I've enjoyed this.... explosure.
Emidretrauqe 5 months ago
I swear that blonde bitch who landed on the dog training plate was someone I worked with at a video store.
kamdan2011 6 months ago
eeeek eeeek eeep peeep peeek eeeeeep eeeep sqeeeep
KaylinJH 7 months ago
Even though they're not as smart or as magical as these crazy people say they are, I still want to swim with some. It just looks fun.
itsonlyem 7 months ago
I think, by watching this, I have lost the tiny shred of faith in the humans race I had left ('._.)
Dolphins are amazing, I can agree to that. But they are only smart aquatic creatures, nothing more. Did you know some dolphins are gay? Betcha these people dont. Hahaha!!!
Ayanami1000 7 months ago in playlist Penn and Teller's Bullshit
fuckin hippies
TheProjektcc 9 months ago
These people scare me more than Pelosi or Palin!
BARCACROSSESTHEALPS 11 months ago
Thank god she didn't give birth to her child in the ocean. The baby could've, like, drowned.
fukyous 1 year ago
If only they had mentioned the worst thing about Dolphins. RAPE!!!
NeverAloneForever 1 year ago 2
I was present for the birth of both of my kids. Imagining that happening in the ocean only brings one word to mind, chum!
Infrared63 1 year ago
OMFG That was sooo cool. If you pause it at the right moment...there is a split second moment and you have to pause it just right...but if you do it you'll see a huge sperm whale. Here, pause it at 3:54 and look at the bottom left corner of the screen. Quick...if we throw a harpoon in her ass we can harvest some precious Ambergris and manufacture some classic Victorian exotic perfumes.
andyrooney11 1 year ago
bunch of braided morons
quaxk 1 year ago
Hospitals in todays society are probably the worst way to have a baby these days. Sure, they're "safer," but that's only because the hospital can't afford to have a pregnant women staying in a single room for up to two days having a baby. Hospitals want that baby to be born as quickly as possible.Doctors will say things like : "well, the baby hasn't moved much..." or, "if this continues, it's possible that there might be some problems during birth..."
lizardizzle 1 year ago
@lizardizzle In reality, hospitals will give a drug to the mom, which one of the side effects makes the hospital give another drug, which causes more problems so then a Cesarean has to be performed to "get the at risk baby out."
All the hospital does is turn birth in to a business, not make sure the baby is safe. If you really want to play it safe, let the body give birth the way it is designed to have a baby and don't listen to the hospital's BULLSHIT!
lizardizzle 1 year ago
@lizardizzle That's a pretty wild distortion of the facts. Yes, there are issues with hospitals for childbirth, and they're probably not the most comfortable and relaxing place to be, but they are far from the worst place to have a baby. In the event of complications, a hospital is by far the BEST place to have a baby.
compactdisk2 1 year ago
@compactdisk2 except real, life or death problems really don't occur often enough to constitute what the hospitals do. more often, the hospital tells the mom about fake problems, problems they've created, or solutions to the natural pain of childbirth with drugs that cause even MORE problems. the disadvantages far outweigh the advantages.
lizardizzle 1 year ago
Man, these people are fucked...
SagginWillies 1 year ago
rofl star looks so fat when she jumps in
volcom13xx 1 year ago
i don't get where do people come up and pay that much money to do stupid shit like this. fuck i would be having coke parties with strippers.
BigHashTouraj 1 year ago
Activate the Dolphin Energy Shield!
CarryLarry 2 years ago
@CarryLarry
not enough mana!
AsgardProductionsSE 1 year ago
Lol fish. XD
zakipoe79 2 years ago
you just know that the dreadlock white kids are brother and sister
GBJ83 2 years ago
That hippy chick would be kind of cute if she wasn't so dirty and crazy.
goonodeath 2 years ago
what are you talking about dolphins make real good doctors i go into town to see my local dr dolphin named Ted and he checks up on me and writes out a few prescriptions
Afrosamuri06 2 years ago
it would be funny as hell if the prego got eaten by a shark
BigHashTouraj 2 years ago
hahaha wicked
GBJ83 2 years ago
@BigHashTouraj
Not really, it seems likely with all the blood in the ocean and an immobile human. That shit would never happen again and that lady would land herself in jail.
b0b0maj0 1 year ago
I know these people have probelms, but you have to be really stupid to believe in these things, I mean come on!!! Can't they read or learn anything?
TheBeyonder77 2 years ago
@TheBeyonder77 People believe in god, ghosts, alternative medicine and all kinds of silly things. What makes these people any crazier? Crazyness is crazyness.
goonodeath 2 years ago
@goonodeath
I think all that hippy shit is just a substitute for religion. When people don't like the local flavour but still want some spiritualism then they turn to this. Most of the older female members of my family are into alternative medicine, mediums etc.
b0b0maj0 1 year ago
@b0b0maj0 any cherokkee hair tampons at ur house?
BigHashTouraj 1 year ago
@BigHashTouraj
lol no. My sceptical point of view has persuaded them somewhat. The problem is these con artist industries have somehow managed to place a negative connotation with the word sceptic.
b0b0maj0 1 year ago
@b0b0maj0 I guess. It's all fucking crazy to me though.
goonodeath 1 year ago
@TheBeyonder77 The people believing this stuff are stupid. However the people making money off these imbecile's? Genius! They are fucking assholes for taking advantage of these idiots, but they are definitely not stupid.
Kain5th 1 year ago
so.. i spose it has to be intelligent to be one of the few species on earth that has sex for pleasure.. rapes for punishment.. bullies... and is prone to random acts of aggression... not even friggin Sharks are that much of a bastard.. and they can EAT YA. (Chimanzees and Humans are two others that come to mind.. Bats only rape they dont bully or spazz out)
foryourgore 2 years ago
ya know maybe dolphins are smarter then us, because if this proves anything its that people are really fuckin stupid
BLACKDOOM360 2 years ago 11
You have to be smart to be this fucking stupid.
salamirterra 2 years ago 3
or they are smoking some really powerful shit.
Colombiateenreborn 2 years ago 2
@Colombiateenreborn
That is probably the case.
salamirterra 2 years ago
@BLACKDOOM360 way too many people living in this world
BigHashTouraj 2 years ago
I feel sorry for hippies. All the drug use f*cked them up. LMAO!! Kids, don't do drugs, cause drugs make you think dolphins are magical.
MrJo23 2 years ago 8
I smoked some bad weed one time & ended up seeing a dolphin in my living room...fucker shit on my carpeting & stole my CD player.
andyrooney11 2 years ago 9
The problem isn't drugs, the problem is people who believe that the effects of the drugs are because of some "connection to the earth" and such shit. People who believe that the world on drugs is more true than the world not on drugs.
I've taken pretty much all drugs there are because it's fun and interesting to experience, but I don't believe in the shit I experience on drugs, I understand that it's caused by foreign chemicals in my brain rather than magic.
Komsip 2 years ago
these people make people who are on drugs seem like they are down to earth and very much in reality
Afrosamuri06 2 years ago
What about sharks?
axe863 2 years ago
Don't worry dolphins will definitely fight the sharks unless they're busy performing an emergency C-section and building unmanned probes to Venus.
salamirterra 2 years ago 2
There's no way I'd give birth in dirty salt water. That's GOT to sting.
vegafem 2 years ago 10
ELVIS DIDN'T DO NO DRUGS!
AshNekoBoy 2 years ago 35
@AshNekoBoy he DID ALL OF THEM!!!
KaylinJH 7 months ago
@AshNekoBoy That means he did.
PolitcalIslam 4 months ago
Gotta get "dr" lily's "lectures". I enjoy that kinda stuff if I take shrooms and think he's absolute genious. Ofcourse he's full of bs but still you gotta make some good out of it.
tuktuktok 2 years ago
I'd love to live in the USA, all you have to do is make up a bunch of buzzwords and you can charge idiots thousands of dollars for doing nothing.
suppozed 2 years ago 7
Believe me, that happens everywhere. It's just easier to see it going on in countries, communities and groups you're not involved with. But chances are, the place you live is no different.
This episode was both hilarious and disturbing. I knew there was a dolphin obsession going on, but yikes. People can convince themselves of anything.
Frozenhope 2 years ago 7
Goddamn Hippies!!!!
fighter618 2 years ago 7
I wonder how much acid that dreadlock 16 year old has dropped while pregnant, and how much marijuana her loser guy has smoked in front of her. That baby's problems only begin with being born into that family.
Damn, one more pseudo-science total bullshit fad for the collection. How do these creeps even come up with this stuff?
1971ojoalparche1971 2 years ago 13
I'm more interested in how the camera men keep from laughing their bloody ass off while filming. I couldn't keep a straight face.
rationalCrash 2 years ago 7
This episode always cracks me up.
LadyVLR 2 years ago 4
god this shit made me laugh
Dethmasheen 2 years ago 3
WTF is a porpasus?
DragonInMyAnus 3 years ago
Porpoises. Small cetaceans similar to dolphins. In fact, most people mistake porpoises for dolphins.
wildsmiley 3 years ago 3
i think dolphins are smarter.....than those people
jdlleb 3 years ago 75
I give you the Best-comment-I-have-seen-this-week-prize!
ReDbEaN87 3 years ago 12
lol retards
Skaarj11 3 years ago 3
and how old is that dolphin baby girl? she seems like she is 11. course with a hippie husband who looks 28 it may not be to far from the truth.
johnkerry7 3 years ago 9
I was kinda hoping they would talk a little about stories of dolphins supposedly protecting people from sharks...
ariston72 3 years ago 2
White folks with dreadlocks... So you KNOW they make a lot of good decisions.
GoblinXXX 3 years ago 9