Never Burn Poison Ivy

[sleadhead1g]

Sounds to me like he was burning some weed in that burn barrel...

[TheAssassinPenguin]

For some reason I think you'de make a great Joker

[2514054]

Can`t believe I fucking got scared! My dog started to bark at the end of this video. Fuck!

[goodlife6942]

haah lol i cool narrator lol amazing voice

[amberbabiex3]

wowsers 

[deadcell1]

Dude.. you need to make more of vids of these horror stories.. your a great story teller.

[marquisdejolie]

@deadcell1

Thanks! I'll do that :)

[flashpro62]

@deadcell1 you're* a great story teller.

[deadcell1]

@flashpro62 Excuse my mispronouciation mr.perfect.

[flashpro62]

@deadcell1 Grammar's very important in the modern age.

[killoases]

this vid ciuld be made into one of those put you to sleep documentarys

[marquisdejolie]

@killoases

Thank you very much for your input.

[BBnick50000]

why do you sound like my uncle when he wants to play wrestling?

[marquisdejolie]

@BBnick50000

Hahaha!

I do not!

[LadyLotus74]

So then I probably shouldn't smoke this pipe I just packed with poison ivy...this video just saved a woman's life....Thank you, You Tube!!! :)

[marquisdejolie]

@LadyLotus74

Hahaha! Hey, what about me? I helped too!!

[LadyLotus74]

@marquisdejolie Okay, I don't wanna leave you out. Thank you for saving me from a horrible ivy smoke filled death...:D

[marquisdejolie]

@LadyLotus74

Thanks :)

[blackleppard222]

freak

[savageguy25]

why are you talkin like a creepy 70s porn star? lol

[marquisdejolie]

@savageguy25

For dramatic effect.

[savageguy25]

@marquisdejolie well it had some kinda effect haha

[jaredtheavenger]

@synthetikcheese no...i actually used ur advise for the title of my video responce.....go check it out...its the only one

[jaredtheavenger]

@synthetikcheese thank you

[flonga1]

I was hoping to see what it would do or maybe the chemical reaction for it but meh

[marquisdejolie]

@flonga1

Google "car crash photos."

[jaredtheavenger]

is it alright if i make a video kinda like this one but instead of poison ivy it will be poison sumack. I need your aproval on this because this was your video plot and i dont want to steal it from you

[marquisdejolie]

@jaredtheavenger

You don't need approval for plot ideas, just for music and images. But you have my approval anyway and I hope you link it to my video as a video response. Enjoy :)

[jaredtheavenger]

@marquisdejolie will do my friend will do and im making it today because the weather cleared up today

[jaredtheavenger]

iv seen this video so many times i know every word to it xD

[marquisdejolie]

@jaredtheavenger

Well thanks! Glad you've enjoyed it :)

[FailMast3r]

happened to me a while back, 3 inch mound on my face... fuck me

[marquisdejolie]

@FailMast3r

Yikes!! How'd you treat it?

[Thepoetryisreal]

WTF IS UP WITH THT VOICE??????????????? T^T

[marquisdejolie]

@Thepoetryisreal

Do ya like it?

[Thepoetryisreal]

@marquisdejolie lol suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[jaredtheavenger]

creepy ass voice >_<

[marquisdejolie]

@jaredtheavenger

Thank you

[jaredtheavenger]

@marquisdejolie no problem my friend

[117starpower]

if you died how are you filming then?

[marquisdejolie]

@117starpower

Posthumously.

[117starpower]

i just came from dog sees ghost

[marquisdejolie]

@117starpower

Enjoying my stuff?

:)

[commandandconq3]

well im playing rs cutting ivy 97 wc atm :D

[marquisdejolie]

@commandandconq3

:D

[RachaelCook11]

this randomly came up why is it in ghost videos

[marquisdejolie]

@RachaelCook11

Because it is a video from the ghost's perspective.

[HelloHiGoodday]

It's true, burning these plant will kill you.

[marquisdejolie]

@HelloHiGoodday

Yep

[crasho10]

thumbs up if you were watching ghost videos and this randomly came up

[marquisdejolie]

@crasho10

Thanks! Watch my whole collection if you've got 14 hours free time :)

[systemaddictshock]

@crasho10 this just randomly came up after watching Gerald Celente videos

[marquisdejolie]

@systemaddictshock

That's what they WANT you to think, that there are random events on Youtube, but there's not. Everything comes from a master plan!

[WeempWomp1]

@marquisdejolie O!!!! ICWUTUDIDTHAR! JOKER

[marquisdejolie]

@WeempWomp1

I am! :D

[marquisdejolie]

@WeempWomp1

:)

:)

[shino12358]

if u thought this was a scary video like

[marquisdejolie]

@shino12358

Like what? Got ADHD?

[psukid1]

wow this is gay

[marquisdejolie]

@psukid1

Gee thanks. Now I feel like all the work I did to entertain you for free was worth it---NOT!

[jasonALDEANnmbr1FAN]

Nicee. and is that true about u dont burn poison ivy???

Anyways........i dont understand the end....???

"....what?" lol RANDOM!

[marquisdejolie]

@jasonALDEANnmbr1FAN

Its a joke ending but inhaling poison ivy CAN kill you.

[crazycatlady68]

Har..u would be an awesome guy to be frends with!

[marquisdejolie]

@crazycatlady68

That's what I keep telling everybody!!

[GoldenCheeseburger]

dude at some points you sound a lot like the joker lol. thumbs up if you agree?

[marquisdejolie]

@GoldenCheeseburger

I've met Jack Nicholson, yes.

[narxhin4ever]

lol nice narration. Most people don't think of how the ghost looks at things. It's always the humans being effected and how we look at it. Us self centered humans

[marquisdejolie]

@narxhin4ever

Thanks! Tell your friends :)

[jaredtheavenger]

this guy give me the chilles

[marquisdejolie]

@jaredtheavenger

Me too!

[KhmaiBodian559]

2:17 on the right side it looks like a snickers bar

[marquisdejolie]

@KhmaiBodian559

Hahaha! It sure DOES!

[zoomerlawns]

Creepy! Good narraration.

[marquisdejolie]

@zoomerlawns

Thanks!

[FallenPsychicVixen]

creeper voice...

[marquisdejolie]

@FallenPsychicVixen

Thanks!

[diggerfan2000]

lol Fake ghost

[marquisdejolie]

@diggerfan2000

Fake ghost narrator :)

[raquazer98]

i died your vocie went all croky

[marquisdejolie]

@raquazer98

I croaked!

[spyrosasavr]

well if your dead then how did you hold the camera ginias

[marquisdejolie]

@spyrosasavr

Because I AM a genius!

[brittanyabey93]

omg..stupid is as stupid does..lonely old man

[marquisdejolie]

@brittanyabey93

You work in a nursing home, don't you!?

[MrGeorgepatton]

hahaha thats kinda fucking funny

[marquisdejolie]

@MrGeorgepatton

Thanks!!

[FSPKREW]

so dramatic you need to narrate books on tape lol

[marquisdejolie]

@FSPKREW

Thanks!

[ReebHound]

i smoke poisin ivy, and its saweeeeeet

[marquisdejolie]

@ReebHound

Hahaha! Enjoy.

[Curtisandseth]

@ReebHound dude you die if you smoke it. almost instantly, so i do believe your bluffin unless you just smoked it like 2 seconds ago. Rip.

[gameboysw]

If you died, how are you talking and holding a video camera??? >:O

[marquisdejolie]

@gameboysw

Oh that's my ghost.

[12gaugeshotgun]

Agent Smith Voice??

[marquisdejolie]

@12gaugeshotgun

Hahaha. Nah, just my regular burnt lungs voice.

[TheEms100]

Omg I never knew poison ivy did that! Thanks

[marquisdejolie]

@TheEms100

You're welcome :)

[yakaterina0braginski]

its sooooo~ dramatic~

but cool...this guy should do t.v commercial...!

[marquisdejolie]

@yakaterina0braginski

Thanks!!

[kachinababe]

WTF??? This is some creepy shit!

[marquisdejolie]

@kachinababe

Thanks!! Tell your friends!

[TheWalkingAccident]

dont burn poisen ivy..........oops....

[marquisdejolie]

@TheWalkingAccident

Oops

[TheManiacalSatanist6]

This dude's voice is hilarious!!!

[marquisdejolie]

@TheManiacalSatanist6

Thanks!!

[noodle1998]

Love the ending.

Haha.

Andd ur voice is Fah-may-zingg.

Lol

[marquisdejolie]

@noodle1998

Thanks!

:)

[OldSnakeKonovesis]

damn dude u must work at trillers!u are awesome

[marquisdejolie]

@OldSnakeKonovesis

Thanks! Tell your friends :)

[nerdy5746]

god the the voice is bad ass. i wanna talk like this, at night, say the freddy cooker song, oh shit my pants

[marquisdejolie]

@nerdy5746

Thanks :)

[WarIncorporated]

Great voice, intense story skills you have.

[marquisdejolie]

@WarIncorporated

Thanks! Tell your friends :)

[coinvision]

This guy sounds a lot like Garrison Keeler. It seem that way to anyone else?

[marquisdejolie]

@coinvision

I look like him, too!

[TaraDaily]

You're a great story teller :-)

[marquisdejolie]

@TaraDaily

Thank you very much :)

[zomgbbqwth]

back in my younger days, me, my gf, my best friend, his gf and my neighbour (a girl) went camping~ we burn poison ivy to keep insects and beasts and other "things" away from our camp site~

[marquisdejolie]

@zomgbbqwth

That works?

[icewhipRox]

Whoa! That.... was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

@icewhipRox

Thanks!! Tell your friends :)

[humvee600]

dude i love ur voice

[marquisdejolie]

@humvee600

Thanks :)

[WolfishNuckajuh]

woah the dood at da end looked like winston churchil's bruver or clive anderson annat

[marquisdejolie]

@WolfishNuckajuh

Thanks!

[Matt1988C]

Ooh, soooo haaaaaarrrrd on the glaaassssssss, it brooke it. I'm turned on.

[marquisdejolie]

@Matt1988C Thanks :)

[Razzle1ner]

How ironic, google is posting an ad on this video, asking if i'm addicted to meth...

[marquisdejolie]

Now they're asking me if I've got diabetes.

[Beaniekid99]

huh? ur  voice is the only thing weird....O_O

[marquisdejolie]

=80

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

mOER POOp UGUR ERR ugurerr!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

eatmoerugur err meoreat ugur err ugur errR

[marquisdejolie]

Eat more meat? Why?

[blossomninja2]

Wow, you know smoke can pollute AIR! And we BREATHE that AIR. Such a retard, think before you do it.

[marquisdejolie]

Speaking of retarded, when are YOU gonna make YOUR first video?

[LzI]

Wow! What a good argument :p

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

moer pooopUGURERR MOeRpooP UGUR ERR UGUR ERR!!!

[marquisdejolie]

No sh*t?

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

uGuRErr!!!!!! poopugurfastorrugur ugur err!!!

[marquisdejolie]

There's plenty of poop to go around. No pushing!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugur err uguer err!!! runugufrfastorfastorugur err!!!!!!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

I'm pooped.

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugur err uguer err!!!! runugurfastorfastorugur err!!!!!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

I'm goin' as fast as I kin!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugURERRACKINGUGURAWAYFOREST ERRRRRRRRRRR

[marquisdejolie]

I'm runnin'! I'm runnin'!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

mACUR UGUR ER UGUR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Hey! How ya doin'?

[ryanlopez45]

R.I.P SINCE U DIED OF POISON IVY

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks! I'll never be the same.

[MultiManiacboy1]

omg,this is boring,i will try to do that when i find!:D

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

vistaUGURERR UGUR ERR!!!XPMACURE

[marquisdejolie]

XPMACURE? Are you sure?

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugurpooerj UGUR ERR

[marquisdejolie]

No doubt.

[kramyeoj]

oh hey guys im sending this message to the ghost, i hope he can reply soon.

if he do then i have a skill in talkiing with ghost. just amazing

[marquisdejolie]

Wassup?

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugUR ERR POISUGUR ERR UGUR ERR!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Seriously?

[pkg7267]

umm... how exactly are you dead

[marquisdejolie]

I passed away vilently. You are texting to my ghost.

:)

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

UgUr eRr ugur err!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

I doubt THAT!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

uGUR ERR UGUR ERR!!

[marquisdejolie]

I hear ya!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

wHER HA UGUR ERR WERHE UGOR AH

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks! Tell your friends!

[greasyside]

someone obviously has too much time on their hands..

[marquisdejolie]

Ahyup!

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

uGuR eRR!

[marquisdejolie]

Say again?

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

weERA HA

[marquisdejolie]

Oh. Okay. That's better. I see.

[ahverypro]

:O

what if you hold your breath

[marquisdejolie]

The stuff gets on your clothes or in the walls of your house or into your hair follicles.

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugur err

[marquisdejolie]

You did?

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

ugg

[marquisdejolie]

That's what I said.

[Daisy72762]

Yes,MORON.....the oil in poison ivy is what is poisonous,and it IS called URUSHIOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do your homework!

[marquisdejolie]

Why, when I have you to do it for me?

[AGuyWithDownsyndrome]

uGUR ERR DOWNUGUROR

[marquisdejolie]

You don't say.

[Daisy72762]

URUSHIOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!