"How I Found Out About Girls " Tales Of Mere Existence

[ivegot2words4ya]

Oh, you`re such a cutie :3

[dxrules1012]

I discovered women the same way ... feeling up Princess Leia.

[mabiniss2]

His dad looks like Doc Brown.

[PJSPJS123]

I had similar experience with the "You show me yours and I'll show you mine" except with me it was like 5 girls and just me behind a garbage can when I was like 7

[blackandfaded]

MY DAD IS ALSO TURKISH.

[Bunnybat6]

The FUCK is this doing in my recommend videos?

Fuck you Youtube.

[powerpaul1996]

@Bunnybat6 are you kidding me? These type of videos on youtube are so rare, so you could be glad that you found out about them... :)

[pogowitwiz]

@powerpaul1996 I think he was more offended that YouTube would suggest he would enjoy someone talking about a way to learn about girls.

Personally, I kissed both a boy and a girl in my 2nd grade summer school, and my parents got me a "how it all works in their down there" book when I was 11, so I find it interesting how other people learned about this kind of stuff.

[PeppieStyle]

I know that feel Brother

[KillerBunnys122]

1:33 That is how it always turns out...

God damn whores...

[helghastnl]

Ur dead is the man!

[natja130986]

thake a chane if she dussent want you will know it :-)

[iliketv123456789]

with in the first 30 seconds of this video I thought to myself "this is going to be weird." I was right haha

[MascotOfAGeneration]

carrie fisher disliked this lol

[130TBig]

your dad is awsome

[shorrty333]

this just dicribed my life........



[gustjorodedheo]

21, and his 3rd grade self has had more luck than I have. Typical. :P

[Raveninety9]

Im from Turkey too! Your father is awesome do you speak Turkish too?

[mnadeau1992]

69*1 is 9 or 6 ?

[QueenMsLee1]

lol Cute

[darkchamberofdark666]

The first girl I talked to laughed about my jokes. She called me her best friend. We were always smiling. But I told the truth that I liked her, I dreamed about her at least 9 times but she doesnt like that. I was just a "friend". And now we barely see each other

[ikhezu]

@darkchamberofdark666 FREINDZONED! XD

[darkchamberofdark666]

@ikhezu It sounds funny but she really meant much for me D:

[russellstall]

@darkchamberofdark666 well when a girl wants to start getting close to you, you need to know before hand what her intentions are... don't ask her just go with the flow... When first hanging out just get to know her like any other person and you MAY or may NOT start to like her... Relationships are about the emotions you give each other, ya digg?

[darkchamberofdark666]

@russellstall Well I think shes partially over me, but after the things weve gone through I cant seem to accept it, but I think I`ll just let her do what she wants for now. Maybey its not ment to be, but I think I should socialize a little more too

[KillerChickenPwns]

wtf



[J0eTheReviewer]

You know what he means when he invites her over for "Battleship"

[BioWake74]

@J0eTheReviewer oh yeah I know "Well it looks like I sunk your battleship" thats some dirty shit

[TheRealBibwitHarte]

@BioWake74 Is that legal on YT?

[BioWake74]

@TheRealBibwitHarte its not even legal on pornhub (0)-(0)

[GamingAaron]

Sadly his parents make me think of my, same order & places.

[SimHatz]

@GaryYudman where did it say it was a guy? -_-

[4ingP]

He got closer to getting his dick wet in third grade than I have in 18 years of existence...FUCK.

[deaderdeadbpu]

@4ingP Self troll for the win XD

[callielola]

you're mixed like me too :D

i always get conflicting views of relationships from my parents(dad being a true jaded new yorker and my mom being a slightly traditional latina). so it's hard to really know about advice.

[lGUNNARl]

703 People just do not know how to talk to girls.......



[celticguardian951]

How am I just now discovering these videos?

[kerengerm]

XD so it haven't change yet. so men are on the level of 9 years still!! :D :D

[Gokersky]

Ah, so your dad is from Turkey! Was wondering about the last name. You've got interesting videos mate, keep it up.

[LikidySplitz]

How cool is that - My dad is from the midwest and my mom is from Turkey. This is great

[cyanmanta]

Kids can't play "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" anymore; they'll get arrested and put on sex offender lists for the rest of their lives. If you think I'm exaggerating, look up that story about the 12-year-old boy who got charged with kiddie porn trafficking because he forwarded a picture one of his classmates sent him to a friend's cell phone.

[LazloHouse]

@cyanmanta How can a kid... have kiddie porn?

[MrAltron]

That was great!

[TheLambdaTeam]

I just found out a major truth, guyz...

Once you realize a good time to kiss the girl, she will be quite ready from the beginning to slap you over. Yup, that's a girl!

[lp90ification]

im watching all these videos because i saw the one on procrastination.., and then decided i need to see some of these videos that arent about procrastination...

[zombieslayer6666]

BUT HIS VOICE IS FUCKING IRRITATING!

[nellie2581]

Great

[MadKomes]

That girl went on to play the advance version of game in high school with about 25% of the football team LOL xD M'dear

[YeTenuousUmbrae]

@MadKomes 45%

[Kakalakey1]

You're so calm.

[meowandmeow]

@vanillagoat wait, you didnt get a hardon until age 17? Thats late dude, but at least you got one eventually :P

[kingj2038]

@meowandmeow yeah, i'm sure the person who went to the all girls school is a dude.

[meowandmeow]

@kingj2038 oh LOL. Yea i didnt read that right. Still, I knew about boners long before I ever had one.

[devilslucka]

lol..

[omgtkseth]

@vanillagoat And that god existed. how stupid your life had been, huh?

[vanillagoat]

@omgtkseth Haha no I wasn't that bad.

[talkindurinthemovie]

lol love this guy...THIRD GRADE! I am 20 and i never een had a boyfriend smh

[FewSilentPeople]

Your dad is a turk?

[Sprinkleincp]

ehh ehh ehh HOW DID I GET HERE?

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

All of this was me yesterday.

[DarkShadowBlu]

i am a lonely person....

[SOSTacoJohnson]

@vanillagoat lol wat?

[ultmawolf]

so ur dads from turkey too XP

[ahriman87]

i love ur dad

[mastersroa309]

Ill show u nine if u show me ur sound fun

[randomguy01ify]

cool story.im turkish and im surprised that your dad didnt go to your school and ask all the girls to marry you there ... i hate my life ....

[PrankerDemon]

"I asked my parents for advice." You screwed up the most right there.

[Leekduck]

I guess I was lucky being born with two sisters

[IP6000]

@Leekduck Incest?

[goe5]

VVV failboat

[yogcastfandk]

im 12 and i have already kissed alot of girls (;

[zombie6133]

@yogcastfandk cool story tell me wen u fuked one

[volzcrazy]

@zombie6133 he's 12 ffs grow up

[zombie6133]

@volzcrazy i am grown up child

[notsuchaclevername11]

@yogcastfandk ur 12 u shouldnt even have an account

[yizo247]

7x7 is 49 M'dear :P

[Hapaxlolwut]

I'm 18, a girl, and I'm pretty sure some girls DO have penises!

[LollerStormeR]

@Hapaxlolwut what is this I don't even

[Hapaxlolwut]

@LollerStormeR You poor, sheltered child. You'll find out some day. Or not. I'm hoping not. ;p

[Parduhovec]

@Hapaxlolwut wth ahahahahahahahahha

[Yuksie214]

@Hapaxlolwut O.o... Are you one of those girls?

[Hapaxlolwut]

@Yuksie214 LOL, Nuu, I've got a vagoo, but I do have penis envy. Guys can pee standing. T_T I can't tell you what an awesome ability that sounds like...

[Yuksie214]

@Hapaxlolwut Yea, standing up to pee is probably one of the greatest advantages to being a man lol

[Avin180]

I felt boobs at 13 (Y)

[NexusARC]

I am now depressed, and I don't know why.

[Knoiv]

When you were all little did any ones else think they just had a line down there based on the observations you've made by looking at women folk who wore swimming garments that were a biit to tight? Cause i did boy was there more to it than that!

[madmanslullaby1]

7x7 equals 49 M'dear

lol

[RightMeow69]

this guy is amazing!

[looanacoser]

I'm 18 and I just found out that girls don't have penis.

Beat that.

[noregrets92]

@looanacoser

was that when you uncovered the shocking revelation that up until now you've been unknowingly going out with men?

[mrpotatohead34]

not far from what i do now

[itachisan02]

i saw my first boobs in the 4th grade i think, this girl was like comparing breat sixes with her friends and i was like :O when i saw her pull down her shirt

[itachisan02]

i didn't even know what made semen in my body, untill the 8th grade lol

[xxxadamman]

I knew about girls when i was 6 but learned all about it around 12 weird life for me idk why but all i know is i wish i didn't learn all of this at such a young age

[damirjezkj]

i didn know what was the moving thing in my pants called till 8 grade and what was the girl thing called TAKE THAT!

[krimoz911]

Youngest of 3 brothers? I thought he had a sister as well.

[Tylerisuber]

wtf you sound like the town rapist/pedophile

[yugioh1443]

@Tylerisuber And you sound like the town D-bag that has no life.

[Tylerisuber]

@yugioh1443 lol your name is Yugioh and you say I have no life wawaweewa

[yugioh1443]

@Tylerisuber Yes, when I made this account like 3 years ago and I was into Yu-Gi-Oh bro, so before you try to make fun of someone's youtube name look at yours first cause Tyler is certainly not uber bro.

[noregrets92]

@Tylerisuber

the town pedophile? lol does every town have one designated then?

[johnblund123]

@tanya6k oh no no problem :)

[nickrod32]

so true with with turkish dad :D

[1Lozzix1]

The part about your Turkish father cracked me up

[zombieslayer6666]

God your voice is fucking irritating...

[Jamarce3]

@zombieslayer6666 douchebag. dont listen than, next time. asshole.

[johnblund123]

@tanya6k First kiss when u was 17 !?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Hootshot112]

I'm a girl with twin brothers 3 years younger than me. I knew what was the difference between girls and boys what I saw my parents changed their diapers....

[eyashin]

Hahaha I saw your last name and thought 'Yilmaz' is the most Turkish name.

And then you mention your Turkish father, and that is exactly how mine is :3.

These videos are endlessly entertaining because I feel like they describe my life exactly :D.

[mittROMNEY666]

this is why we need to teach sex ed in kindergaten, with hands on group activities and teacher demonstrations

[shanemaster57]

Loved it



[KKeeNNi]

hey what video is the one with him arguing with a girl?

[6895Anna]

@KKeeNNi subtext

[ViperCanel]

When I was a kid girls and sexual intercourse had always been an enigma for me too. I would find the idea that girls have a wet and warm special part on their bodies that is exclusively there to take our penises in fascinating :) Now, as an adult, I still find them amazing with their artistic beauties :) I really love the softness and warmth of female body.

[CrystaltheWaterLily]

When we were really little, my brother and I would take baths together. So I think I sort of had a general sense of the "differences," but otherwise I don't think I really thought that much about it. Then again, I was kind of a weird child.

[UberCrankyGB]

even if I had cuples of girlfriends... I don't know how to get near the ones I found attractive...

[fallenangel12111]

how did I find out about girls? I am one XD

[fitzykid1990]

I remember when I was about 10 or 11,

I was looking at the boobies page in the paper,

and my mom walks in. I look up, suprised,

then threw the paper behind the plant next to me.

Trapped like a rat, she proceeded with "The Talk".

[groomdoggi]

Oh man! Parental advice was great--especially the dad! 

[viciousbloodbath]

Hey Lev. Out of all of your "Tales of Mere Existence" videos, this one is my favorite.

[cyanmanta]

I think maybe your dad was trying to help you get over your fear of rejection and humiliation by forcibly humiliating you in front of older women. Of course, he may have just exacerbated the problem...

[TheGLaRfEn]

The day I found out how to delete my computer's history was the day I found out about girls...

[Kitsune1216]

By the time I was around 4-6 I knew what a penis was and how to draw it. I demonstrated this ability in a school project I once did around 7. (I'm a girl, in case you didn't guess)

[funnymahem]

I thaught a butt whole was a vagina and a vagina was a butt whole.

[kattowitz4]

I knew about girls since I was... 2 probably. I think most men have it rooted in their DNA, we instinctively know what girls are and what to do with them. Nobody ever tought me what my penis is or how to use it. We somehow know it since birth.

I wonder if it's the same with women...

[lolaxian]

@kattowitz4 smart one makes sense

[N53715]

@kattowitz4 No it's not the exact same thing with women ..we find out a bit later!!

[MSxSlushi]

I had a brother and sister, and we all took baths together a long time ago. My friends are years older than me, so they made horny comments, so yeah. Matured fast...

[RAWRxYAoi]

I guess I'll never share your experience...

I knew EVERYTHING about that type of stuff by about the age of 8...

But dear God it was horrible having your friends being all curious when they saw something 'sexual' or of the like and having to tell them my disturbingly vast knowledge on the subject.

In fact, my best friend's mum hates my guts for 'spoiling her daughter's innocence' when my friend told her she knew what 'bed wrestling' was. Fuck, I still blame myself for her dirty mind and jokes :/

[DefendedHomestand]

Your dad sounds badass.

[kanopopo]

...WTF is a girl ?

[frosteyflame]

i knew EVERYTHING by 4th grade. is that bad?

[strotheshow]

Oh god, that is such a Middle Eastern-dad thing to do...

[MataYmata]

I just show my penis and see what happens... So far, I'm still going to jail...

[K4inan]

When I was in 4th grade, I showed my girlfriend the results of my differential equation.. She didn't understand anything and thought I made all those figures up..

[Qurlniqua]

BEST DAD EVER.

[MitchieCookie123]

1:30 hahahaha!

[shadowstalker9476]

my story of m first kiss was simple. a girl had a crush on me, and i didnt know it because even though we were great friends she never gave me any hints. so one day something happened and she was crying and she said no one understands, because girls would make rumors and guys would make fun of her. i proceeded to comfort her and let her cry on my shoulder, literally, and she looked at me and kissed. after about 30 seconds i realized that i loved the flavor of her cherry lip gloss.

[soph1epapakon]

When i was 6 i thought that the difference between boys and girls was the hair. Boys : short girls : long XD

[MrMyrmica]

Not the Darth Vader action figure! Noooooooooooo

[MrJacob882]

im in love with your thoughts

[ninjamonkey508]

i played that game behind a tree with my neighbor once (when we was youngens lol)

[EpiV1988]

My dad's from turkiye too

[Zerojimm]

@EpiV1988 What was his advice on girls?

[T16Akatsuki]

I've never played the I show you game :(

[mastermary2]

How I found out about girls.

Dad: Here are some pictures,heres some text about girls,Remember,girls have vaginas,LEARN. - drinks a bit of beer -

4 year old me: Okay....

[jordy45678]

I'm 16 and im not as far as this guy was in the 3d grade.

[JDPKRevolution]

@jordy45678 im 20 :(

[MrSommar25]

@jordy45678 and im 18 and never came as far as that XD

[benzillaaaa]

@jordy45678 I'm 37 </3

[hicarbut]

@jordy45678 lol sad

[DarkAngelFreVer]

And you call yourself socially isolated?

Man, I've never had a girl invited to my house, nor did we play those games behind trees... D"=

[camelonatourbus]

ur dad is one of the coolest guys ever it sounds like

[JavaSpitLava]

its weird...when i was in kindergarden...i used to go over to my girl friends house, and we used to get naked and stair at each other for minutes.....we knew we were supposed to be naked...just....not everything....i think ive been kissed when i was a kid more then any other time....we were such a curious bunch of adolescents

[Runescapehalofreak]

What did I just Watch??? O_O

[mattbrvc00]

@Runescapehalofreak insecurity

and i believe based on your user name you will be well acquainted with it

[bijeliput1]

>A fine example of how a socially isolated youth discovered the opposing gender<

A fine example?

Dude whats your point? Is that man good or bad person for you?

[cooper1056]

Wow that is not good man. you must go outside as soon as you read this and get some Ass dude.

[ButtBouncer500]

Very cool

[inflack]

half turkish.. sweet :)

[Aulmeyda]

I'm going to die alone, aren't I?

[scarecrowskardagain]

@Aulmeyda join the club -_-

[philold09]

@Aulmeyda what you said...yeah that

[faisalOrb1]

Up until the 6th grade I thought girls had a penis!

Beat that!

[BoaVenom18]

@faisalOrb1 THEY DON'T!?

[Zerojimm]

@BoaVenom18 lol

[GroteB]

@BoaVenom18 Some do...

[ladyjayuk]

@faisalOrb1 brilliant!!

[ElVacaderoGm]

@faisalOrb1 ..... i had the same experience except i found out 4th grade

[TheHotguyOnTheBass]

@faisalOrb1 you mean that " bitch gotta penis "

[116gaara]

@faisalOrb1 some girls do. WHAT A TWIST!!!

[Darkphrase]

@faisalOrb1 SHIIIT SOOOON!

[gilbertobrown]

@faisalOrb1 really? they dont!!!!

oh man i have to go tell my co-workers

[llVIU]

@faisalOrb1 yea well I kept staring at their crotch to see if they had a penis lol

[freespeachrulez]

@faisalOrb1 I thought they had both, I used to have dreams that they did till I found out at almost age 12.. cause I found a porn magazine about trasvestites and hemafradykes or however you spell it.. no joke.. and I had no female cousins, or sisters.. I went in the closet with a girl and I seriously thought she had a pecker as well.. she said no.. then I kept wanting to see it all the time.. ALL the time just for confirmation.. lol

[aureliomanalo]

@faisalOrb1 They don't?

[iorncupcake]

@faisalOrb1 damn lol

[Devikvampire]

@faisalOrb1 I never knew girls wiped until I was 14.