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Dude, the amount of language on the show doesn't make it a kids show. The show is for everyone, but adults appreciate it more because he shows to the public the dirtiest jobs around and the people that have the balls to do it.
@philly7132812 What 'language'? They bleep everything that is not allowed on T.V. How is it /not/ a kids show? This show has made Mike Rowe a hero to my kids along with a lot of the hard working people he has on his show. My children grow an appreciation for what goes into their everyday lives because of this. For God's sake /I/ grow an appreciation for the infrastructure of our society and what it takes to keep civilization running because of Dirty Jobs.
@Mirlim The lack of swearing in a show doesn't make it a kids show, moron. They bleep out the swearing because it's the Discovery channel, not fucking Comedy Central, and because families (including children AND adults) watch not only Dirty Jobs, but the Discovery Channel in general. The show itself, however, is targeted to adults.
If they bleeped out every expletive in South Park, would that make it a kids show?
@KotoKokopelli Again... how is it _not_ a kids show? What about it makes it not for kids. What in its content and its delivery make it not for kids. I'm not saying it's Sesame Street, Fagtard, I'm saying there is nothing about the show that makes it not for kids. Oh, unless you subscribe to sheltering kids from life and all that's messy about it.
There is a big difference between Dirty Jobs which is... again, Fagtard, dirty and South Park which is willfully obscene.
Just because they are required to, doesn't mean they do.
I left my phone is a 4-starish hotel once and ran back in to get it an hour later. Where was it?
... In the fucking bed, under the covers right where I left it. What this means is that they didn't strip the bed. All they did was fold the covers back up and tuck them in.
I never went there again. I slept in that bed which isn't good for the above reason, nor for the next person. Disgusting.
i find it ironic that the host of dirty jobs has such a problem with a remote.....picking up poo with my bear hands??? why the hell not....TV remote? now thats where i draw the line....
Well, he didn't really throw them hard against the wall. He just wrapped them in a blanket and tossed it towards the wall. I'm sure he didn't mean to hit the wall.
You are so lucky you didn't have to go to court b/c this state is crooked they would've had you fighting a felony before you knew it and you would gladly pay the Indian for his phone. Dot not feather.
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LMAO, they gotcha Mike. Great sense of humor there.
lendir1 4 months ago 3
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whitey1987234 7 months ago
Naughty naughty
AlishaV1979 8 months ago
StUPID TRAILER TRASH..PILGRIM
FUCKWHITEPEOPLEable 9 months ago
Crazy ass
adgt09 9 months ago
What? how can it be that he didn't get a fine? I don't get this. Is it allowed to destroy the remote if i want?
Second why make a huge saying about what he does when he goes in the hotel room.. Noone cares.
turbofritz2 10 months ago
@turbofritz2 Did he destroy a fucking remote? No. So shut the fuck up.
funnycuit9 9 months ago 6
What does he mean by "check your tolit seats"?
Truthseeker4449 10 months ago
@Truthseeker4449
Probably means he'll take a nasty dump on the seat... Or other nasty things of that nature, hah!
gitarmats 10 months ago
Hahahahaha :)
bluestarock1 11 months ago
OMG was that funny lol
slimywt 1 year ago
mike rules
GuitarDestroyer77777 1 year ago
Wtf he didnt break the remote or the phone!!
SatansMullet 1 year ago
@SatansMullet That's why it's called a prank :P
xiomilolo 1 year ago
Mike rowe is the shit
DrSkankopotomus 1 year ago 4
COME ON!!!!!! THAT was funny! Gotchya! he he he snicker snicker
6packdan 1 year ago
217 is the room from the book The Shining...
StraightDeu 1 year ago
@StraightDeu and 237 in the movie..
bullnuts101 1 year ago
dude i bet that hotel owner realized that he was gonna get pwned by discovery channels lawyers...
damnation999666 1 year ago
"You might wanna check your toilet seats when we leave"
* Weird smile*
xD
alex054739 1 year ago
heh the hotel manager has a sense of humour... dont you like it when the world just agrees with each other...
981407036x 1 year ago 5
hahahhaahahahaha man that was good
MegaJoemen01 1 year ago
Saw this on netflix D:
Metroidkiller0 1 year ago
I can never get enough of these bits!
RedMalice25 1 year ago
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brainfreze271 1 year ago
As far as the nasty hotel rooms go, you get what you pay for.
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
Cool
TWOHEADEDOGRE 1 year ago
lol. soooo funnny. he got punk. ahgahahahahahaahah.
oneazngurl 1 year ago
I WANT TO RIDE HIS BIG COCK!
candys1 1 year ago 2
@candys1 I thought his father owned a rooster farm.
hihihippl 1 year ago
@hihihippl do you even understand the joke? lmao jk
StephTheKatWoman 1 year ago
@StephTheKatWoman what?
hihihippl 1 year ago
@hihihippl cock...not as in a rooster... :P
StephTheKatWoman 1 year ago
@StephTheKatWoman i didnt realize that candys1 was making a joke. I thought i was making the joke. It was ironic that I would say that.
hihihippl 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
apollos6640 1 year ago
Thats from the Paragon Casino in Markesville lol. I love that place.
GregarRockman 1 year ago
OMG that is freakin hilarious! He is very smart. I used to work at an upscale hotel. Those top sheets NEVER get washed.
animi411 1 year ago 4
Hey Mike, if you are ever in Baltimore, Maryland you can stay at my place, Ill leave the porch light on for you hon.
Rapa (-;
Rapashi 1 year ago
I would do an upper decker in that toilet
STARKY07 1 year ago 2
yeah what a waste of time, but discovery can afford it i'm sure..
coaly13 1 year ago
lol
ettacool1 1 year ago
Mike Rowe is so funny...gotta love the guy
rockndude87 1 year ago 15
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Pretty good joke.
loper324 1 year ago
Southern folks have the best sense of humor! ...classic!...
centervilletn 1 year ago
What the fuck is that kind of Joke?!
ImAnotherZang 2 years ago 3
oh my god..germaphobe much? lol lol
soccrroxmysox 2 years ago
pretty good memories?
"i forgot about that scene roughly 10 seconds after it"
AtomekCanvas 2 years ago
Who cares, kids watch it too. Better than all the other crap thats on t.v. Chill.
iloveoreos15 2 years ago 8
HAHA, i work front desk at a hotel, and the remotes and phones we use are bricks.
mgmjferg89 2 years ago 3
Scripted, I throw those phones all the time. They are pretty resilient.
beaman220 2 years ago 3
it really looked like a cheap motel..
slivercord 2 years ago
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2:18 lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
animebrain132 2 years ago
your soo stupid, that song is amazing!
SiiKHiiTz 2 years ago
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FartKnockerDick 2 years ago
HAHAHA nice work for the hotel owner/manager! how cool is that mike hahhaha!!! return with a vengeance ei! LOL
monlegaspi 2 years ago 4
ha ha,mike rowe is fuckin funny !!!
nickowce 2 years ago
i bet those sheets wer coverd in jizz and sweat nasty
unodosntres 2 years ago 3
Mike Rowe reminds me soooooo much about my uncle David. Its scary and funny at the same time.
SanFran1989 2 years ago 2
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cottoncandydreams 2 years ago
lol funny vid
cupid198 2 years ago
shut the F up kassem435...Cenon2007 is right it is on discovery which is for children like YOU and adults also
juniorvorn11 2 years ago
Lmao this made me laugh :)
The weird thing is.......
Mike Rowe touches a lot of.. nasty things.
Why not a remote control....
hmmm... xD
drag0nrangr 2 years ago 65
That's true... I didn't think about it that way.
Kanani30 2 years ago
@drag0nrangr
Well, I am sure he has learned to avoid nasty things just as much whenever possible.
DoNotBeHighandMighty 1 year ago
@drag0nrangr irony =)
tehKap0w 1 year ago
@drag0nrangr Nothing is nastier than human beings.
AceTracer 7 months ago
anybody else probably would have had to pay the $400.
tonyfruits 2 years ago 2
haha that's badass, the owner seems like a cool dude
Nizm0350z 2 years ago 2
that is awesome xD
BECK26x 2 years ago
That is some funny stuff right there lol
MIKETX76 2 years ago
mmm, If i was 40 and married to HIM, i'd be a happy camper. ;]
tigerluv222 2 years ago
hahahha rofl the last part iiisss so funny
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packrellerey 2 years ago
I love Mike! He's one of the most funny guys on tv. I miss dirty jobs. lol.
1423626 2 years ago 4
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what are u 5?
kassem435 2 years ago
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!
1423626 2 years ago 2
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what?? u dont get what rofl means?
kassem435 2 years ago
What? you asked me if i am 5 years old and i'm asking you what thats supposed to mean.
1423626 2 years ago 2
well that means hes show is for kids why do a apdult watch it??
kassem435 2 years ago
It's the discovery channel, discovery is for everybody. Don't be ignorant.
Cenon2007 2 years ago 5
Somebody can't spell.
ArmoredPersonel48698 2 years ago
u mean " sambooooooooooooooooooooooad Dee!!"
thynhardz07 2 years ago
Extra emphasis. I like it. :D
ArmoredPersonel48698 2 years ago
Dude, the amount of language on the show doesn't make it a kids show. The show is for everyone, but adults appreciate it more because he shows to the public the dirtiest jobs around and the people that have the balls to do it.
Again I ask....how is that a kids show?
philly7132812 2 years ago 67
ok hello
you dont have a life?
yes
you read more than 1 month old comments and reply them
yes
dude what im trying to say is i dont care sorry but i just dont care XD
kassem435 2 years ago
have the day off, stirring shit up, hey it's boredom! Funny thing right lol.
Plus I had to, it was funny at the moment. Apologies for acting like a bored person out sick :)
philly7132812 2 years ago
HAHA OK whatever.
lol alrighty then...
i get it or i dont dosent matter.
kassem435 2 years ago
Yeah this show is far from a kids show. There is so many sexual references and innuendo every episode hah
CloudPulse 2 years ago 3
yeah, but old warner bros cartoons did too.
ruthvenmoon 2 years ago 3
Not so much anymore
smoke126857 2 years ago
@philly7132812 What 'language'? They bleep everything that is not allowed on T.V. How is it /not/ a kids show? This show has made Mike Rowe a hero to my kids along with a lot of the hard working people he has on his show. My children grow an appreciation for what goes into their everyday lives because of this. For God's sake /I/ grow an appreciation for the infrastructure of our society and what it takes to keep civilization running because of Dirty Jobs.
Mirlim 1 year ago
@Mirlim The lack of swearing in a show doesn't make it a kids show, moron. They bleep out the swearing because it's the Discovery channel, not fucking Comedy Central, and because families (including children AND adults) watch not only Dirty Jobs, but the Discovery Channel in general. The show itself, however, is targeted to adults.
If they bleeped out every expletive in South Park, would that make it a kids show?
KotoKokopelli 1 year ago
@KotoKokopelli Again... how is it _not_ a kids show? What about it makes it not for kids. What in its content and its delivery make it not for kids. I'm not saying it's Sesame Street, Fagtard, I'm saying there is nothing about the show that makes it not for kids. Oh, unless you subscribe to sheltering kids from life and all that's messy about it.
There is a big difference between Dirty Jobs which is... again, Fagtard, dirty and South Park which is willfully obscene.
Mirlim 1 year ago
@philly7132812 I admire the people that can do these nasty ass jobs.
champton321 7 months ago
thats the sex blanket they only wash that like twice a year
PharmerBrent 2 years ago
yeah if that =p
mikeaj92 2 years ago
rofl...and one of th times is with jizzz
S34Nowns 2 years ago
lmfao
SRT92 2 years ago
Check mine out above this
rvdmjc1 2 years ago
Lol. Just lol.
crest4578 2 years ago
Awesome.
pillsauve 2 years ago
haha
kozes 2 years ago
I got his autograph an hour ago at the wenatchee wild game!
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PoorNoobProduction 2 years ago
gtfo he wrapped the entire package in the damn comformter...how would it break?
theredmars 2 years ago
That's the point! Derp da dee derp!!
baguazhang2 2 years ago
hahahahha... I never saw this, lol!
OWNED.
greytale 2 years ago 2
This is just too funny. I love Dirty Jobs, I think I've seen almost every episode.
speedydookie911 2 years ago 3
AAAHAHAHAHA!!! thats a crack up!!!! i just adore mike rowe!
vampirekisses4me 2 years ago 3
hahaha i saw this on tv!! love the show
bluboflove 2 years ago 3
Wasn't room 217 the room in 'The Shining?' Ha!
adia1228 2 years ago 3
ah classic, that was funny. I love this show. Mike is awesome
usforeignpolicy 3 years ago
ummmmm toilet seat........
imjosh313 3 years ago
lol
thats really funny
gow2fanatic1 3 years ago
Just because they are required to, doesn't mean they do.
I left my phone is a 4-starish hotel once and ran back in to get it an hour later. Where was it?
... In the fucking bed, under the covers right where I left it. What this means is that they didn't strip the bed. All they did was fold the covers back up and tuck them in.
I never went there again. I slept in that bed which isn't good for the above reason, nor for the next person. Disgusting.
LanIost 3 years ago 3
You must've stayed in a nasty ass hotel then. That's sad!
GuiltyInnocenceX 2 years ago 2
haha thats funny shit...but i agree...why would he hAve such a problem with handling that stuff. i see his point but wtf..lol
luckybeercanman88 3 years ago
i find it ironic that the host of dirty jobs has such a problem with a remote.....picking up poo with my bear hands??? why the hell not....TV remote? now thats where i draw the line....
jakovasaurr 3 years ago 5
HAHA bare* hands......rofl im so dumb
jakovasaurr 3 years ago 3
Haha, that was great!
userx666666 3 years ago
Funny!!
THETWINBROTHERS 3 years ago 5
ive got a man crush on mike lol
harryp757 3 years ago 5
thats creepy...but if your into that stuff lol
Xinvaderzim12X 3 years ago 2
Who doesn't love this guy?
MastaRikta 3 years ago 9
GRAMMY!!!!!
nckwrn 3 years ago 4
LOL he should be the next clint eastwood
HawtBabeFTW 3 years ago 7
He should be a movie actor.
WTFallusernametaken 3 years ago 12
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
hackdown3 3 years ago 3
I adore Mike Rowe. I want to marry him.
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I am so horny right now!!! Q
TillTheEnd 3 years ago
....happy...? T_O;;
Skitchtehwolf 3 years ago
creepy...
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bender2325 3 years ago
LOLXD
DarknessDragon017 3 years ago
Hahahaha
SicSeb 3 years ago 2
Why the hell did he throw it against the wall?
mainstreamidiot 3 years ago
Well, he didn't really throw them hard against the wall. He just wrapped them in a blanket and tossed it towards the wall. I'm sure he didn't mean to hit the wall.
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Why couldn't he just NOT TOUCH THEM???
mfranck1 3 years ago
HES THE NEXT GI JOEE
widajaja 3 years ago 3
LMAO. A man that speaks to my heart! Icky motel rooms :x
bymyside21 3 years ago 4
OWNED!!! LOL
nerdsmack 3 years ago 2
I would spoil this man rotten. sigh... he's so hot, it's almost painful to watch the screen.
KeepingAnEyeOut 3 years ago 5
My mom says I'm going to look like him when I turn 40...
KingRootbeer 3 years ago 8
then you are gonna be one good looking 40 year old!
JBlover613 3 years ago 19
lol nice
rtsoccerplayer 3 years ago 2
My mom thinks he's sexy
Frankfurter338 3 years ago 3
so does mine
tipsband004 3 years ago
heck I think he's sexy.
yrael08 3 years ago 6
as does mine.
beastandthemom 3 years ago
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I think he's hot! :)
nitnoy77 3 years ago 4
so does mine... lol
Spankymunoz 3 years ago
Wow i thought i was the only one that thought he was sexy! Thats a pretty funny prank they did on him! HAHA
Mew4U 3 years ago 2
im not the only one who thinks he is pretty good looking!
JBlover613 3 years ago 4
haha! Mike Rowe is sexy! lol
frankiero3232 3 years ago
farout man
smellpickle 3 years ago
I love this program and I have a little crush on Mike Rowe... =) ^^
Swedeandtasty 3 years ago 2
ROTFLMFAO HAHAHA
xLT3 3 years ago 2
LOL LMAO ROFL AWSOME NICE
bladex399 3 years ago 2
The ending really caught me off gaurd.
I also remember seeing this on TV.
I LUV THIS SHOW!
GracieMoore 3 years ago 2
NICE! :P
Boysetsfire757 3 years ago
i wish Mike would cover me in his unspeakable fluids...
^____^
serious22 3 years ago 12
*jaw open*
"........"
Tonixman 3 years ago
XD XD XD
kdkd234 3 years ago
ew...
icecreammonster666 3 years ago
wtf =D
todiwan 3 years ago
That's good stuff! Never hurts to have a little fun with the talent..
alls0p69 3 years ago
lol word... n this sticky cover with god knows unspeakable fluids!!!!!!! dontcha know it Mike!
wordb12 3 years ago 2
You are so lucky you didn't have to go to court b/c this state is crooked they would've had you fighting a felony before you knew it and you would gladly pay the Indian for his phone. Dot not feather.
cdltpx 3 years ago 2
baahahahaha
ceno1975 3 years ago
lol hilarious
Snookums 3 years ago 4
LOL NICE!
Thyvideodude 3 years ago 2
for his protection
but we know who you are XD
Karletto555 3 years ago 5
i love you mike ur so cute
lovesexiMI 3 years ago
go mike!
laceyj12 3 years ago 6
go mike!
laceyj12 3 years ago 5
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wc4life713 3 years ago
Ahh.. its fake dont worry
xtreme1997 3 years ago
ok i couldnt stand it!!
xtreme1997 3 years ago
LMAO! This show and Mike's persona always cracks me up!
MetalBeetle 3 years ago 15
i love this show