Civilization IV Wonder: Internet

[DPSMaster98]

New resource discovered, Porn.

[Marylandbrony]

Creates Internet

5 minutes later i was loss to pony rebles

[andreshawk13]

Yay! I see my city.. (Lima)

[Kemonokami]

A technology that allows instant communication across continents, information retrieval and research that can be accomplished in hours rather than months, free publishing and public opinion, the instantaneous transmission of ideas and massive volumes of knowledge, and yet it's mainly used for watching porn and cats riding around on Roombas.

Mankind is doomed.

[Imaginator9]

I wish CIV 5 had cool wonders like this

[mikolinex]

Internet? Nope! Just Chuck testa!

[Bhikshu2]

Not nearly enough porn to be accurate.

Not nearly.

[Carthsting]

They should had put the Police's "Synchronicity I" as a Internet theme.

[MrGidderz]

internet -1 happiness per turn as trolls begin to take over the internet

[sErgEantaEgis12]

Internet, +5 culture, increase the chance of a Great YouTube commenter appearing in your city.

[TheWye]

So.. what is this.. In-ter-neht?? Is it a real thing?

[Doruklk]

0:16 looks like a firaxis

[yaziyo]

The Internet: Productivity of all your cities is halved.

[Darkness1OOO]

I turned back to my Advisors and said "My God, what have we unleashed upon the world..."

[bait668]

WHAT HAVE WE DONE!

[TheGod0071]

best wonder ever

[FONVfan1998]

Was one of the great people Bill Gates?

[123philimo]

@FONVfan1998

with sure not ;D

[TheXarutouzucrack]

why civ v dont have this vids?

[Srythian]

@TheXarutouzucrack Presumably for a similar reason civ 4 didn't have a palace feature.

[piemanization]

0:12

That should be a loading screen.

[Darkness1OOO]

God no what have I done

[GFedFan]

I have invented the internet! Now I can rickroll all the other leaders...wait a second. Damnit! They're still in the Renaisance and don't have electricity yet!

[drnachos]

It would be funny on this clip after the computer was done being built it would play rick roll

[MrSqurl333]

Thats right you dont get the internet with technological genuis, you jest need a good work force

[CaptainPengu]

IT'S NOT A BIG TRUCK

IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES

YOUR OWN PERSONAL IINTERNET

[XylethTheAlmighty]

The Internet

Cost: 2000

Requires: Fiber Optics

Effects: FREE INTERNET PORN!!!!!!!

[daelohmen]

thread my web

[GFedFan]

The greatest wonder ever.

[Altimadark]

Where are all the tubes?

[TehMinecrafter1337]

Thank gosh you created that, or we would not be watching this video of you creating the internet.

I think I discovered a time paradox O_O

[shelbycobalt]

this is my favourite wonder/project video

[not702]

The internet is for porn!

[EndlessCrossbow]

and then there was 4chan :O

[ghos7bear]

Internet is your monitor. Ok.

[Kriegsmarine0]

So why is the wonder's picture a guy with an american flag in the backround?

[lmjohnsono]

@Kriegsmarine0: Oh, that's Al Gore. He invented the internet you know.

[Domo230]

Lolcats are a wonder

[JinRenegade]

The internet was designed with paint brushes, quilts and old-as-hell paper?

[contractki11er]

@JinRenegade they were low on budget.

[karlosexpert]

*Creates Internet*

Two Turns later:

Montezuma would like to trade his oil for your porn resorce. Do you acept?

[piemanization]

@karlosexpert

Yes, I accept, take our porn for your oil.

[treelover42]

@karlosexpert Fuck no.

[Xan81]

@karlosexpert HAHA leet.

[XerxesPL]

@karlosexpert YOU WON INTERNET!

[rebelanarch]

it's all al gore's fault!

[wakawaka74]

Any one else notice Al Gore's face on the internet project icon in the game. Sid Meier's you's be trollin.

[thatguyoverthere45]

You have invented the Internet! All production has stopped!

[theshoeburger]

i got always manage to mess up this game! i reached the modern age in the 1700s, discovered computers whilst still using knights on horseback and being killed by barbarians... and they had rock 'n roll. imagine that. knights surfing the web on horseback being attacked by savages listening to Elvis Presley in the 1700s.

[blasterjosh]

@theshoeburger And I thought my game was screwed up XD

It's 1578, and I'm communist, and there's already elictricty... but nobody discovered rifling yet, or anything else

[neongecko06]

@theshoeburger Schizo Tech right there. Infact some sci-fi writer was inspired by having two civs of biwelderingly different developement levels meet in his Civ 1 games and wrote a book about a similar concept.

[TriangleGenix]

It's just so epic.

[M30W3R]

They should give this tech a little buff in the future:

The Internet

Host civilization has access to all the porn on the planet

+100% happiness to host country

[karlosexpert]

The Internet

(World Project)

Cost: 2000

(Double Speed w/ Copper)

Requires: Fiber Optics

Effects: Provides: Porn, Rickroll and youtube videos resources

[iscrewy]

No one knows what the internet looks like I guess :P

[Szgerle]

@iscrewy

its a series of tubes

[Rotneybot]

3 Turns later, YouTube was created.

[moksheebs]

the civ 4 internet: less like a series of tubes than ctp internet...

[warc9]

And with this, they made : lol cats & porn.

[warc9]

LOL INTERNET

[defend4ever]

This is always a must have wonder if you're ..in any position while in the game.

[tankhunters]

It would've been more accurate if they replaced the rather complex sequence after the monitor was completed with something a lot more accurate....

...

...

Nekkid Chicks

[ObssesedNuker]

Where's Al Gore?

[epicfail290]

internet

becomes obselete when:rickroll is discovered

[LongArmProductions]

And that boys and girls... was how the Internet was created.

[prelynmax]

Do you think the Internet is a little overpowered, especially when you are behind?

LOL @ "Masturbatory aid"... no comment.

@Gannonsbeautifulface The Internet isn't a waste to build, when you are playing on Monarch or higher, and you managed to go thus far, and you're far behind, the Internet will save your ass...

[SirianKings]

Internet literally gets people 'juices' flowing. :)

[Ralverd1234]

@SirianKings Not if used correctly....

[SirianKings]

@Ralverd1234

You mean with a tissue handy? xD

[NukeSocks]

Whenever I build this wonder and see the vid, I keep getting the impression that I'm about to be rickrolled.

[Kemonokami]

The Internet: One of mankind's greatest achievements, the gateway to a new age of information and technology, a beacon of education and self-expression, and its ultimate purpose is for talking cats and masturbatory aid.

Says a lot about Mankind, don't it?

[Ascensiam]

@Kemonokami Masturbatory aid, man, i spewed my drink when i got it!

[Apoc2K]

@Kemonokami We're a horny bunch that likes cats, what can I say!

The internet does serve nobler purposes as well, communication and spreading information was never easier.

[Kemonokami]

@Apoc2K

I concur, old bean! Searches for certain scraps of information that would've normally taken hours or even days can be accessed in only less than a minute! People should really use the power of the meme to spread new ideas like solar power, conservation, philosophy and spirituality, not the same, stupid, worn-out lulz crap that's constantly repeated by socially cruel, unrefined brain-twats.

[goatshredder]

@Kemonokami I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[Kemonokami]

@goatshredder

Alright, I confess, I forgot to tip my waitress!

[fiesta471]

@Kemonokami We are Anonymous.

[TheSkymixx]

Al gore didnt invent the internet he pushed it to become what it is now. The internet was invented by a British scientist at CERN

[CaptainViral84]

Man i bet Al Gore would go crazy over this scene.

[silentwaldo]

"the internet is full of tubez"

[Di0guardi]

HUMOR!!!

[BLARGHALT]

Al Gore is one step closer to world domination.

[Cili1000XL]

EVIL!!!!!!!!

[hamsterlover002]

lol that was scary as hell!

[GanonsBeautifulface]

The Internet in the game is a total waste to build. The tech. is already researched by the time you get to Fiber Optics.

[jedihunter176]

The Internet was sent by my staff at 10:00 am at Friday.

[Szgerle]

Ten year ago a 64kb connection was decent.

[JamesDunn1987]

I think that the internet should have a happiness bonus.

'We are enjoying our pornography and World of Warcraft!'

[Rothwar1]

@JamesDunn1987 But you gonna lose a lot of production in all the world

[evilsymphony94]

@JamesDunn1987 it would be... if justin bieber wasn´t on internet :p

[xXnXnXnXx]

@JamesDunn1987 haha

[alanoasiss]

The internet its a miracle!

[COMEONalreadytaken]

I think i civ4 beyond the sword the internet is not a wonder but a team project

[GmanZombie]

wtf is the Internet?

some retarded crap probably.

[MASergeant13]

It has it's uses.

[2computer1]

...Your on the Internet.

[oz2973]

lol

[Ascensiam]

Just so you know, the awesomeness of this wonder is extreme, it it extrmely important, so important in fact, that you are probably even using it right now.

[NFSKing]

There´s a little internet in all of us :)

[GmodPlusWoW]

Hooray for the internet.

[ThoraninC]

I wonder why they use Former vice-president "Al gore" Picture for the internet.

[TheRealMacai]

Because he invented it, of course. Didn't you hear?

[TheGreatCandyman]

He didn't invent it i think. He was a huge promoter of it and may even be a large factor in getting the Internet established. The technology for the Internet is credited to numerous scholars and scientists, Al Gore may have been one of them. The physicists claim to have create it, they apparently have been using the tech to share research and info long before the World Wide Web was established.

[8394147]

I believe the internet was developed in its most primitive stages by the U.S. military or for the military. Al Gore as a senator introduced a bill that pushed for infrastructure additions that allow widespread use of the internet. It's like if telephones were invented and no one had land lines to hook their phones up to. The Gore Bill made sure people could access the internet.

[DrHojo123]

i always thought the music made it sound evil

"well done you made the most powerfull thing in the world....The internet!"

[digi201]

...Wow the amazing stuff they think of if only w had this"internet" ,but we dont

[jangofett12321]

ITS...(sob)....BEUTIFUL

[needmorebrain]

Hm, what exactly does it provide to the game?

Giving you each tech that two other civs have researched. But as it comes as a project not a wonder, does this benefit to all nations or only to the one who finishes The Internet?

[Idude893]

In a faraway nation, they created the Internet. Two turns later, they created the Rickroll, more powerful than the Atomic Bomb and can even wipe out the mountains and trees.

[LuisRC91]

@Idude893 haha 2 turns? dont you mean 2 days later?

[reddenbawker]

@Idude893 After the other nations defeated the rick roller, a terrorist group known by the name of Haxors fired their lazors. The planet died instantly.

[SniperViper1000]

@Idude893 1 year after the Rickroll, canada creates the ultimate weapon. The weapon is known as Justin Bieber. People who have no idea of what this man is capable or people who want people to die shall support him!

Boy, Canada is evil.

[GFedFan]

@SniperViper1000 They're angry about not being in the game when the Milanese were.

[emonerd826]

and on the eighth day, god created the internet, and with it he created lulz.  and it was good.

[JohnBigOz94]

@emonerd826 and on the ninght day the German Panzer was destoryed by the Archer.

[thepropphet]

@emonerd826  Epic

[Radicaldanny]

@emonerd826

Actually god is still on hold with tech support... XD

[mickeyyeung0528]

@emonerd826 good job you got 101( lOl ) thumb ups

[combatdstar]

Yay fiber-optic fast internet. :)

[jamesgravil]

I think the Internet is probably the best and the worst invention ever created. The best, for obvious reasons: e.g. free exchange of information. The worst, because of the problems that go with it. How many billions of dollars are lost every year through viruses and computer 'errors'? Worse still, we have become completely incapable of functioning WITHOUT the Internet. I don't even use a proper map anymore, I just go on Google. If the Internet disappeared tomorrow, a lot of us would be screwed.

[neongecko06]

Since I'm a "90's kid" I didn't have a computer most of my childhood so I always get a feeling of weekness when I go to do something on it. Sorta like - I can't believe this, I'm sure I could've handled without it before... but I want the easy way. XD

[GmanZombie]

What do you mean "90's kid"

[neongecko06]

A kid who grew up in the 90's. :p

[GmanZombie]

I had a computer in the 80's :/

[neongecko06]

Home coms weren't so popular until the mid-90's, so you were one of the relatively multiple few. :)

[ElChrisman99]

lul inturnets

[LordMeire]

Where exactly IS the Internet? is it actually attached to the computers themselves, or did we build on top of something that was already there? like the radio waves or the magnetic field? is it another demention, or could one theoreticlly walk around in cyberspace? i want to know!!!

[MKDgangster]

there is a video on youtube about it, but i dont remember what its called, you can try and find if you really want to know

[ArnoldSlate]

The internet is a group of computers that are connected to each other over a wide area network.

[ferociousmadman]

True, the internet was originally designed so that in case of nuclear war, we could still communicate.... now the world is completely permanently interconnected forever lol

[PeaceSoldier]

you've got mail! ;)

[shd108]

I can see the inside of the tubes

[DannyBurgoyne]

The Internet isn't just a big truck - it's a series of tubes!!!!!!1111one

[tsneal101]

yer why do theyhave al gore

[COMEONalreadytaken]

The internet is truly a wonder if you think about it.

Information superhighway... In the future people will realize the real importance of the network... it will probably outrun the phone as a communication system and the t.v as a cultural and informational tool and books as educational resources.

Maybe i am exaggerating but only time can tell.

[pivotfreaky]

maybe you´re right XD

[supermatx]

Yeah, before, If I wanted to talk with you, I

had 3 options:

a) Letter

b) T.v

c) Telephone

a) Will took months and b) and c) are way to expensive.But with the net I can talk with you know and cheap.That's awesome.

[masaokis]

Haha Al Gore

[lolatyoulol]

HAHA

[Ascensiam]

Civilization IV: Where the Internet is a Wonder.

[RealParadoxBlues]

If you think about it, it is in real life, too.

Or have you forgotten why I can even reply to your post?

[Ascensiam]

Well, the person contributing most to this, is Bill Gates, without him, most of the computer market (both publical and military) would not even exist, and the internet would not have enough reason to even exist.

[pudkiller2]

you dont even know if that is true the people who own apple made the first personal computer and the internet was made FOR the military

[Ascensiam]

Please toss yourself from a tall building

[TheWriter0]

@ Ascensiam:

Lol, Charles Babbage

[ArnoldSlate]

Microsoft was not the only O/S out there at the time.

Bill Gates actually thought the Internet was nothing but a fad at the time.

[greanami]

I never actually use the internet project in Civ 4. I Tech-rocket fast enough that I'm too far ahead to get new techs from it. I just build it so my rivals don't get its benefits.

[irkiIIer]

wow terribly lame

2 short

[Decessus117]

The symbol in-game should've just been a series of tubes. :P

Also, I seriously doubt the first computer looked like THAT.

[jpcash11]

Haha

"It's a series of tubes..."

[Thedutchjelle]

Wait, you mean you aren't using those touchscreen 4 meter wide plasma-touchscreens like the rest of us?

Oh man, you're so missing out.

[bigstaples]

Wow! The internet as a wonder!

[BLARGHALT]

Haha, in the game, the symbol for the internet project is Al Gore.

[blender7]

who new internet porn was consided a wonder of modern civilization

[metamano]

well looks like what starts the DOWNFALL of civilization

[irkiIIer]

HAHAHA i see where ure going there ;D

[7boon]

Is Al Gore a Great Scientist who helps you create this wonder?

[Umprella]

If he isn't, then Ted Stevens should be.

[calapanpo]

in order to build "internet" you must have at least 5 series of tubes under your control.

[GeneralY7]

They should have played the old dial-up sound, lol

[yaik7a]

The INTERWEBS

[travtat]

TEH INTERWEBS!

[LordProteus]

I hate it when another nation discovers the internet. Its like a freaking CHEAT. :(

[calapanpo]

wait, why?(only played civ3 colmpete)