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  • hahahhaahahaha

  • 28 people got bit in the balls by their dogs.

  • Haha wtf?

  • jes

    

  • 222,999th viewer ftw,

    

  • @njw46 Mine says that also haha..

  • Steven Colberts clone!

  • I love saget he's hilarious and can sing!

  • i am going to do this with my turtle

  • LOL

  • jerry sandusky for president!

  • hella funny

  • the Tourettes Guy keep say something `bout Bob Saget :)) OH BOB SAGET HE SAID :))

  • This guy is a fucking Genius!!!

  • CCREN777 is right he has more Money then all of us put together this song is just part of his stand up and people were laughing at right??? He actually had the balls to make a song like this but I guess haters are gonna hate

  • @Paulchac2 what is really sad about you saying that is you are not good enough to lick the dirt off of his shoes. By the time you're 50, you won't even be HALF WAY to where he is, and he makes more in one year than you will your entire life. So read this, sweep the chip crumbs off of your gut, and send me a comeback. Waiting....

  • @brandonmitchell You should consider changing the title into something that doesn't give away the punchline. The vid would have an even funnier effect. =D

  • whoa i think comet went just a little 2 far

  • When did 360p become 720?

  • No it wasn't his dog, it was just Chuck Testa!

  • Bob used to do very dirty jokes before full house, he still does

  • saget is a fagot

  • @Paulchac2 faggot*

  • Bob freaking Saget retarded as crap

  • And my dog licked my balls..

  • 0.0

  • how the fuck did i get to this?

  • 26 people dogs didnt lick there balls and they couldnt get a dog

  • my dog licked my balls

  • Yeah, better with age.

  • watch full house than this omg!

  • oh shit! BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • lol i hate bob sagat hes such a loser, not even funny never has been

  • 23 people got their balls bit by their dogs.

  • he is so awesome now. he got better with age!

  • i have a question, why is he such a FAG??!!

  • its been about 2 in half years since i heard this... and i still can not forget this..

  • He should tune that guitar before he attempts to play it. It doesn't take any talent to be a shock value comedian, which is an oxymoron. And stick to something that takes some ability, like acting.

  • 22 People have a cat, and don't miss their dog.

  • ..and my dog licked my balls.

  • funny how people don't know this is who he was before Full House

  • this stand up skit was hilarious.

  • is this funny cause im high as fuck or cause it's actually funny

  • URGH! This crowd doesnt know how to clap on beat

  • @VigilantRebel87 Give them a break, they're white.

  • no no no !!!!!!!!! he licked his dogs balls

  • Isn't this a parody of a Willie Nelson song?

    Also at 1:36, he says "stuck his nose in my what?"

  • @cnlaw taint. like in between your dick and your asscrack i think.

  • @cnlaw stuck his nose in my tant

  • @lakerfan2390 it's a "Taint" it taint your balls and it taint your hole, its the place in between the taint

  • 21 people want THERE dogs to lick there balls :P

  • @Nickeyheartsdogs that would make sense if you said 'their'

  • @Joeobrown1 good point....

  • wow what if he was singing this to his kids in full house about the dog named comet XD

  • I understand your pain. <3

  • XDsssssssssssssssssss I love him...

  • my principal looks JUST like him. They could be twins! I told him that. He didnt know wether or not to take it as a compliment or an insult...

  • i love this song i have the dvd

  • BWHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA..OMFG.­.PEOPLE I RECOMMEND YUH WATCH THIS..SO FUNNI

  • MY DOG LICKED MY BALLS! BOB SAGET FOR PRESIDENT!

  • Rhythm challenged crowd. lol

  • @Jrocka7x hahahahahahahaha for real

  • @Jrocka7x lmao not only were they not on time, they were also trying to clap on the 1 and 3 beats instead of 2 and 4.

  • Danny Tanner!

  • Beats the shit out of Justin Bieber any day

  • watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w

    Entertainment is fine, but our culture is over saturated with it.

    Feel like watching something important?

    watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w

  • CSS

    me: BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!

    random kid: *ragequit*

    me: lolz

  • OH MY BOB SAGET

  • @TheGitfiddlekid

    "I didn't criticize the validity of anything...when it comes to a true comedian...Bob saget is at the bottom".

    Dude, that's a criticism based in the validity of Saget's comedy, or at least the validity of his talent. Talent is not exactly a very quantitative characteristic, either. So, I'm curious to know what standard you hold a "truly talented" comedian to. This should be good.

  • @TheGitfiddlekid

    Criticizing the validity of an artistic performance based purely on the nature of it's subject matter is narrow-minded and short-sighted. The type of intellectual roadblocks you'd expect from, say, a student in a high school cafeteria, perhaps.

  • Licked my balls..... Yeah, really funny. How clever. This is NOT FUNNY people. Go watch clips of Bill Hicks if you want funny...

  • Bob Saget!

  • I've sucked dick for coke once! 

  • @GDBJAfan lol nice

  • they gave you the coke..? man i just got the cap

  • lol I love listening to old danny tanner talkin like this its funny as fuck if i ever ment him imma call him ball sagin instead of bob saget

  • @TheGitfiddlekid

    Here you go; a can of shut the fuck up, with a side of go fuck yourself :)

  • @TheWALOS Yeah, screw people with there own opinions! Im starting petition to ban people who have opinions from youtube!

  • white ppl are gross

  • @akonbelly And blck are less so?

    This is comedy! Zoo has been around since man domesticated animals and its NOT going away!

  • @akonbelly Im guessing your black because if so you stink like shit

  • Lol Bob Saget is awesome...

  • he should of had the dog and the cat lick his balls

  • lol.....thats all i have to say

  • wow he is so different from full house xDDDDD

  • @jessibean345 Wow, and Leonard Nimoy really isn't a Vulcan either. Shocking, isn't it?

  • @jessibean345 that was kind of the point. He did his comedy this way on purpose

  • OMG What happened to Mr. Tanner?! :)

  • 18 people's dogs did not lick their balls

  • @IzzoDawg who would be a fucking beastialist and have their balls lik by a dog

  • @akonbelly I know many! Go grow up!

  • if you were to change the words, it would really be a beautiful song, he has a great voice!

  • He is way different for that show full house

  • on the end he says the name jared for peaple who don´t know why he picked someone to make jokes:P

  • brandon you false advertising piece of shit.

  • 240p?? lol lower than sh*t xD

  • 18 people sucked dick for a diet coke :p

  • Where's the 720 hq? lolz

  • @dirtbikeboy848 yah sorry..not sure what happened ..it used to be in 720p but something happened awhile ago and it downgraded it..

  • @brandonmitchell HQ is 420p HD is 720p so how bout you get your numbers straight before you make a title

  • @cmoney333 why don't you lay off

  • @brandonmitchell

    it probably downgraded when they added the 240p option, this happened to a lot of vids

  • I love Bob Saget.

  • Dood, thats it, someone, learn to play this, and teach me! Do it, do it now!

  • 18 people sucked dick for coke

  • I SEEN IT!

  • just the animal rights activists

  • he thinks he's funny

  • i need 18 bullets

  • Bob Saget rules haha

  • bob saged is the best guy ever better then chuck noris ow W/E :P

  • Jared FTW :P

  • @themightyquadlazr show is called That ain't RIght

  • for once, bob saget is funny.

  • TED MOSBY!!!!!!!!!!???????????????­???

  • LMAO...

    Ill put 2 million dollars down if E.T. , Smegol, and a leprechaun have sex with jared on bottom!

  • @themightyquadlazr - its called-that aint right

  • your dog and cat licked your balls together :D

    p.s I would he hilarious if at end of song he told : And I kicked their balls too !

  • @themightyquadlazr " Thats not Funny"

  • wtf?

  • i dedicate this song to my best friend :)

  • poor jarred

  • u put the motha fucka down! omfg bob saget is funny

  • I can so much relate to this song :O

    UMGZ . Scary shit

  • As I was watching this and heard it was a country song...I imagined someone singing it at some redneck birthday party/funeral and instead of people wanting to kill him, some drunk redneck in the back screaming "HEY...THAT HAPPENED TO BUBBA TOO!"

  • he reminds me of my brother...lol god knows y. but god hes funny!

  • I want this as a ringtone sooo bad!!

  • You keep thinking it's gonna end, but it never does and then it just gets stuck in your head.

  • ...As much as you don't want it to, this WILL get stuck in your head.

  • cool song

  • Bob Saget is my Hero!

  • id love to lick my own balls or bradys balls, im gay for brady

  • ...And that "Dog's" name was John Stammose.....The coke and booze just made it seem like your dog....Now turn over Bob....Were all gonna fuck you now...thats right...pull down your pants....open your cheeks...now wink on it.....HARD...and your about to scream like a little girl being rapped by her own father!!!

  • he has a nice voice XD

  • And Comet was never the same after this.

  • @daftpunk3494 Ha ha, you can't argue with a job that pays you tons of money. Even if it is really, really lame. =)

  • I SEEN A LEPERCON

  • what song is the is a parody of

  • Bob Saget's really funny, how did he get put on such a crap show like Full House

  • My dog never did that for me

  • @Crossblade1311 Apply peanut butter, sir.

  • He's so funny and random. Funny as hell!

  • rofl I love this song

  • so funny

  • Wow, the audience really sucks at clapping.

  • @berniebay lmao i know!

  • Hey Leave Comet out of this!!!!

  • @drevelle lmao.

  • my god...he stole my life experience 0.o

  • damn saget.

  • Damn it saget you did it again

  • "danny tanner was not gay" is a better song.

  • wow, jus wow

  • hhhhhahhha lolol ..,,,

  • he is

    xDD like he said

    he came drunk to the show

    haha

  • he has a really dirty mouth

  • @missrahimi Yes...yes he does

  • @missrahimi I luv this bob saget better than Danny Tanner Bob lmao XD

  • dirty bob saget

  • hahahaha 2:12 drunk ppl trying to clap in rythym lol

  • @Brizzle3923 lol=D

  • @Brizzle3923 white people trying to clap in rythym (i'm white myself)

  • @Brizzle3923 lmao some people don't have rhythm it seems

  • @Brizzle3923 hahaha funny shit xD

  • this shit is funny.

  • lmoa rofl lol omg

  • ROFL

  • the wife can accuse all she wants but she has no proof!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • My dog liked my balls and it was really long

  • And that cat licked my balls!

  • my dog licked my balls x3 he was just 1 foot tall but tat dog licked my balls. i fell to the floor. All tat booze made me faint. He was sacred i was hurt. Stuck his noise in my taint. I woke with a start. I couldn't pretend cuz i just hooked up with my very best friend. my dog licked my balls x2 i picked him up at the mall who knew 1 day that he lick my balls. Then one day he died. n i sat there n cried. all alone in my house i sat. then i went out and bought me a cat n tat cat licked my balls.

  • Poor poor doggy =/

  • Ironically catchy

  • lmao

  • So I bought me a cat