CCREN777 is right he has more Money then all of us put together this song is just part of his stand up and people were laughing at right??? He actually had the balls to make a song like this but I guess haters are gonna hate
@Paulchac2 what is really sad about you saying that is you are not good enough to lick the dirt off of his shoes. By the time you're 50, you won't even be HALF WAY to where he is, and he makes more in one year than you will your entire life. So read this, sweep the chip crumbs off of your gut, and send me a comeback. Waiting....
@brandonmitchell You should consider changing the title into something that doesn't give away the punchline. The vid would have an even funnier effect. =D
He should tune that guitar before he attempts to play it. It doesn't take any talent to be a shock value comedian, which is an oxymoron. And stick to something that takes some ability, like acting.
"I didn't criticize the validity of anything...when it comes to a true comedian...Bob saget is at the bottom".
Dude, that's a criticism based in the validity of Saget's comedy, or at least the validity of his talent. Talent is not exactly a very quantitative characteristic, either. So, I'm curious to know what standard you hold a "truly talented" comedian to. This should be good.
Criticizing the validity of an artistic performance based purely on the nature of it's subject matter is narrow-minded and short-sighted. The type of intellectual roadblocks you'd expect from, say, a student in a high school cafeteria, perhaps.
As I was watching this and heard it was a country song...I imagined someone singing it at some redneck birthday party/funeral and instead of people wanting to kill him, some drunk redneck in the back screaming "HEY...THAT HAPPENED TO BUBBA TOO!"
...And that "Dog's" name was John Stammose.....The coke and booze just made it seem like your dog....Now turn over Bob....Were all gonna fuck you now...thats right...pull down your pants....open your cheeks...now wink on it.....HARD...and your about to scream like a little girl being rapped by her own father!!!
my dog licked my balls x3 he was just 1 foot tall but tat dog licked my balls. i fell to the floor. All tat booze made me faint. He was sacred i was hurt. Stuck his noise in my taint. I woke with a start. I couldn't pretend cuz i just hooked up with my very best friend. my dog licked my balls x2 i picked him up at the mall who knew 1 day that he lick my balls. Then one day he died. n i sat there n cried. all alone in my house i sat. then i went out and bought me a cat n tat cat licked my balls.
hahahhaahahaha
Kaos0111992 2 days ago
28 people got bit in the balls by their dogs.
sallygirl2066 3 weeks ago
Haha wtf?
sallygirl2066 3 weeks ago
jes
JimHolland8 4 weeks ago
222,999th viewer ftw,
njw46 1 month ago
@njw46 Mine says that also haha..
JAN101290 4 weeks ago
Steven Colberts clone!
ForeverReadie 1 month ago
I love saget he's hilarious and can sing!
iCrlyfreek 1 month ago
i am going to do this with my turtle
mahtukinho 1 month ago
LOL
HiAznHello 2 months ago
jerry sandusky for president!
zziegler13 2 months ago
hella funny
lilstuckup 2 months ago
the Tourettes Guy keep say something `bout Bob Saget :)) OH BOB SAGET HE SAID :))
PureLove4MusicAndAMV 3 months ago
This guy is a fucking Genius!!!
CrankThatStewie 3 months ago
CCREN777 is right he has more Money then all of us put together this song is just part of his stand up and people were laughing at right??? He actually had the balls to make a song like this but I guess haters are gonna hate
FutureTruckerNick 3 months ago
@Paulchac2 what is really sad about you saying that is you are not good enough to lick the dirt off of his shoes. By the time you're 50, you won't even be HALF WAY to where he is, and he makes more in one year than you will your entire life. So read this, sweep the chip crumbs off of your gut, and send me a comeback. Waiting....
CCREN777 3 months ago
@brandonmitchell You should consider changing the title into something that doesn't give away the punchline. The vid would have an even funnier effect. =D
Proantithesis 4 months ago
whoa i think comet went just a little 2 far
edwardcullen62019011 4 months ago
When did 360p become 720?
Brustwarzen91 4 months ago
No it wasn't his dog, it was just Chuck Testa!
Taureg96 4 months ago
Bob used to do very dirty jokes before full house, he still does
lygarx 4 months ago
saget is a fagot
Paulchac2 4 months ago
@Paulchac2 faggot*
7rinity 3 months ago
Bob freaking Saget retarded as crap
ramcram798 5 months ago
And my dog licked my balls..
JKProductions90 5 months ago
0.0
CleverFeverIAmOne 5 months ago
how the fuck did i get to this?
ancientsea1 5 months ago
26 people dogs didnt lick there balls and they couldnt get a dog
mikeymullet666 6 months ago
my dog licked my balls
truemetalhead1232 6 months ago
Yeah, better with age.
rysha101 6 months ago
watch full house than this omg!
MrJessepower 6 months ago
oh shit! BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tylnorton 6 months ago
lol i hate bob sagat hes such a loser, not even funny never has been
HatesStupidPeople194 7 months ago
23 people got their balls bit by their dogs.
paintballbeast96 7 months ago 3
he is so awesome now. he got better with age!
TNAisWWEv2 7 months ago
i have a question, why is he such a FAG??!!
Kat41102 8 months ago
its been about 2 in half years since i heard this... and i still can not forget this..
gibsonsgkid 8 months ago
He should tune that guitar before he attempts to play it. It doesn't take any talent to be a shock value comedian, which is an oxymoron. And stick to something that takes some ability, like acting.
lanes58 8 months ago
22 People have a cat, and don't miss their dog.
AizenSosukeTaijo 8 months ago
..and my dog licked my balls.
DanielJamesHoughton 8 months ago
funny how people don't know this is who he was before Full House
dissonance19 8 months ago
this stand up skit was hilarious.
JayBrew391 8 months ago
is this funny cause im high as fuck or cause it's actually funny
lolwtfmanrofl 8 months ago
URGH! This crowd doesnt know how to clap on beat
VigilantRebel87 8 months ago 3
@VigilantRebel87 Give them a break, they're white.
Hoopamazing 7 months ago
no no no !!!!!!!!! he licked his dogs balls
jesusgaytan1995 9 months ago
Isn't this a parody of a Willie Nelson song?
Also at 1:36, he says "stuck his nose in my what?"
cnlaw 9 months ago
@cnlaw taint. like in between your dick and your asscrack i think.
yockinnottou 9 months ago
@cnlaw stuck his nose in my tant
lakerfan2390 5 months ago
@lakerfan2390 it's a "Taint" it taint your balls and it taint your hole, its the place in between the taint
photomario69 4 months ago
21 people want THERE dogs to lick there balls :P
Nickeyheartsdogs 9 months ago
@Nickeyheartsdogs that would make sense if you said 'their'
Joeobrown1 9 months ago
@Joeobrown1 good point....
Nickeyheartsdogs 9 months ago
wow what if he was singing this to his kids in full house about the dog named comet XD
mynameispoable 9 months ago
I understand your pain. <3
bosnianNdProud 9 months ago
XDsssssssssssssssssss I love him...
aragornitanumenore 10 months ago
my principal looks JUST like him. They could be twins! I told him that. He didnt know wether or not to take it as a compliment or an insult...
cheyennetheguitarist 11 months ago
i love this song i have the dvd
mrdanielg04034 11 months ago
BWHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA..OMFG..PEOPLE I RECOMMEND YUH WATCH THIS..SO FUNNI
SuperPman23 11 months ago
MY DOG LICKED MY BALLS! BOB SAGET FOR PRESIDENT!
BoDanGRUz 11 months ago 19
Rhythm challenged crowd. lol
Jrocka7x 1 year ago 29
@Jrocka7x hahahahahahahaha for real
MDBeatles 11 months ago
@Jrocka7x lmao not only were they not on time, they were also trying to clap on the 1 and 3 beats instead of 2 and 4.
ImInCommand 11 months ago
Danny Tanner!
QwertyKeyboardMonsta 1 year ago
Beats the shit out of Justin Bieber any day
Microcaca665 1 year ago 6
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Entertainment is fine, but our culture is over saturated with it.
Feel like watching something important?
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SlipAllCityToy 1 year ago
CSS
me: BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!
random kid: *ragequit*
me: lolz
2Dtehelitehnewb 1 year ago
OH MY BOB SAGET
cathunis 1 year ago
@TheGitfiddlekid
"I didn't criticize the validity of anything...when it comes to a true comedian...Bob saget is at the bottom".
Dude, that's a criticism based in the validity of Saget's comedy, or at least the validity of his talent. Talent is not exactly a very quantitative characteristic, either. So, I'm curious to know what standard you hold a "truly talented" comedian to. This should be good.
TheWALOS 1 year ago
@TheGitfiddlekid
Criticizing the validity of an artistic performance based purely on the nature of it's subject matter is narrow-minded and short-sighted. The type of intellectual roadblocks you'd expect from, say, a student in a high school cafeteria, perhaps.
TheWALOS 1 year ago
Licked my balls..... Yeah, really funny. How clever. This is NOT FUNNY people. Go watch clips of Bill Hicks if you want funny...
corebare 1 year ago
Bob Saget!
zambizee 1 year ago
I've sucked dick for coke once!
GDBJAfan 1 year ago 3
@GDBJAfan lol nice
poopingeneral 1 year ago
they gave you the coke..? man i just got the cap
levitan71 1 year ago
lol I love listening to old danny tanner talkin like this its funny as fuck if i ever ment him imma call him ball sagin instead of bob saget
kinglooney187 1 year ago
@TheGitfiddlekid
Here you go; a can of shut the fuck up, with a side of go fuck yourself :)
TheWALOS 1 year ago
@TheWALOS Yeah, screw people with there own opinions! Im starting petition to ban people who have opinions from youtube!
LJKBIGMAC 1 year ago
white ppl are gross
akonbelly 1 year ago
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@akonbelly Fuck u nigger
Ap0calypse74 1 year ago
@akonbelly And blck are less so?
This is comedy! Zoo has been around since man domesticated animals and its NOT going away!
ace69er 1 year ago
@akonbelly Im guessing your black because if so you stink like shit
IzzoDawg 1 year ago
Lol Bob Saget is awesome...
HomeMadeZin 1 year ago
he should of had the dog and the cat lick his balls
frankproductions14 1 year ago
lol.....thats all i have to say
1000mrjuggalo 1 year ago
wow he is so different from full house xDDDDD
jessibean345 1 year ago 70
@jessibean345 Wow, and Leonard Nimoy really isn't a Vulcan either. Shocking, isn't it?
Hoopamazing 7 months ago
@jessibean345 that was kind of the point. He did his comedy this way on purpose
kevinvqs1991 4 months ago
@NickTimeLapse no
MsVivianRose 1 year ago
OMG What happened to Mr. Tanner?! :)
megajh1997 1 year ago 4
18 people's dogs did not lick their balls
IzzoDawg 1 year ago 2
@IzzoDawg who would be a fucking beastialist and have their balls lik by a dog
akonbelly 1 year ago
@akonbelly I know many! Go grow up!
ace69er 1 year ago
if you were to change the words, it would really be a beautiful song, he has a great voice!
toptenguy1 1 year ago
He is way different for that show full house
MrDeltadude1231 1 year ago
on the end he says the name jared for peaple who don´t know why he picked someone to make jokes:P
vinniejbaby 1 year ago
brandon you false advertising piece of shit.
BJZnRPZ 1 year ago
240p?? lol lower than sh*t xD
linkinparklvr013 1 year ago
18 people sucked dick for a diet coke :p
grimsta620 1 year ago 2
Where's the 720 hq? lolz
dirtbikeboy848 1 year ago 40
@dirtbikeboy848 yah sorry..not sure what happened ..it used to be in 720p but something happened awhile ago and it downgraded it..
brandonmitchell 1 year ago
@brandonmitchell HQ is 420p HD is 720p so how bout you get your numbers straight before you make a title
cmoney333 1 year ago
@cmoney333 why don't you lay off
tucsonrules7 1 year ago
@brandonmitchell
it probably downgraded when they added the 240p option, this happened to a lot of vids
iiAFX 1 year ago
I love Bob Saget.
Coheednmadness 1 year ago
Dood, thats it, someone, learn to play this, and teach me! Do it, do it now!
angeliclycan 1 year ago
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Fuck bob saget
Marshmallow250f 1 year ago
18 people sucked dick for coke
12ajax21 1 year ago 4
I SEEN IT!
lollertjesk 1 year ago 2
just the animal rights activists
lollertjesk 1 year ago
he thinks he's funny
Mratakan66 1 year ago
i need 18 bullets
Thompsongast 1 year ago 2
Bob Saget rules haha
Stevenzegthoi 1 year ago
bob saged is the best guy ever better then chuck noris ow W/E :P
icykenny1 1 year ago
Jared FTW :P
123italiano321 1 year ago
@themightyquadlazr show is called That ain't RIght
IronXXXMaiden1 1 year ago
for once, bob saget is funny.
NICKREAPER316 1 year ago
TED MOSBY!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????
abisivepoo 1 year ago
LMAO...
Ill put 2 million dollars down if E.T. , Smegol, and a leprechaun have sex with jared on bottom!
bigriles5 1 year ago 2
@themightyquadlazr - its called-that aint right
TheDanthegr832 1 year ago
your dog and cat licked your balls together :D
p.s I would he hilarious if at end of song he told : And I kicked their balls too !
briesmonis1 1 year ago
@themightyquadlazr " Thats not Funny"
colbalt007 1 year ago
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HAW HAW HAW!!!
aicdethfan84 1 year ago
wtf?
morenaxlagurl 1 year ago
i dedicate this song to my best friend :)
JennersMizuki 1 year ago
poor jarred
aminedude 1 year ago
u put the motha fucka down! omfg bob saget is funny
hollywoodbubbles 1 year ago
I can so much relate to this song :O
UMGZ . Scary shit
HornyMuffinGuy 1 year ago
As I was watching this and heard it was a country song...I imagined someone singing it at some redneck birthday party/funeral and instead of people wanting to kill him, some drunk redneck in the back screaming "HEY...THAT HAPPENED TO BUBBA TOO!"
fia2322 1 year ago
he reminds me of my brother...lol god knows y. but god hes funny!
roynara 1 year ago
I want this as a ringtone sooo bad!!
xevillkittty13x 1 year ago
You keep thinking it's gonna end, but it never does and then it just gets stuck in your head.
Phenominal222 1 year ago
...As much as you don't want it to, this WILL get stuck in your head.
theronin23 1 year ago
cool song
MrDiabetic5 1 year ago
Bob Saget is my Hero!
zayan0013 1 year ago
id love to lick my own balls or bradys balls, im gay for brady
yoyodud3 1 year ago
...And that "Dog's" name was John Stammose.....The coke and booze just made it seem like your dog....Now turn over Bob....Were all gonna fuck you now...thats right...pull down your pants....open your cheeks...now wink on it.....HARD...and your about to scream like a little girl being rapped by her own father!!!
MrMedusaLvamp 1 year ago
he has a nice voice XD
tinadom343 1 year ago
And Comet was never the same after this.
gasfgiop 1 year ago
@daftpunk3494 Ha ha, you can't argue with a job that pays you tons of money. Even if it is really, really lame. =)
Rigor5Mortis 1 year ago
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fuck saget, I used to love him as a kid. He's ugly and not funny
majaorca100 1 year ago
I SEEN A LEPERCON
Mortfan88 1 year ago
what song is the is a parody of
king00758 1 year ago
Bob Saget's really funny, how did he get put on such a crap show like Full House
Cerek120 1 year ago
My dog never did that for me
Crossblade1311 1 year ago
@Crossblade1311 Apply peanut butter, sir.
CaitiffFTW 1 year ago
He's so funny and random. Funny as hell!
chelseafcfanisy 1 year ago
rofl I love this song
Billythepeon 1 year ago
so funny
loukramer2009 1 year ago
Wow, the audience really sucks at clapping.
berniebay 1 year ago 4
@berniebay lmao i know!
Michael87Jackson 1 year ago
Hey Leave Comet out of this!!!!
drevelle 1 year ago
@drevelle lmao.
Michael87Jackson 1 year ago
my god...he stole my life experience 0.o
zetherox000 1 year ago 2
damn saget.
bigmouthgirly 1 year ago
Damn it saget you did it again
LPLittlePinguin 1 year ago 24
"danny tanner was not gay" is a better song.
KaitlynakaMorgan 1 year ago
wow, jus wow
BmoreRavens4lfe 2 years ago
hhhhhahhha lolol ..,,,
anowar555 2 years ago
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i thought bob saget was better than this
gonicito 2 years ago
he is
xDD like he said
he came drunk to the show
haha
MCRandCrissangel123 1 year ago 3
he has a really dirty mouth
missrahimi 2 years ago 6
@missrahimi Yes...yes he does
nachoisone 2 years ago
@missrahimi I luv this bob saget better than Danny Tanner Bob lmao XD
xChrXisx777 1 year ago
dirty bob saget
detailz01 2 years ago
hahahaha 2:12 drunk ppl trying to clap in rythym lol
Brizzle3923 2 years ago 75
@Brizzle3923 lol=D
XxitsxwacalackaxX 1 year ago
@Brizzle3923
Brizzle3923 1 year ago
@Brizzle3923 white people trying to clap in rythym (i'm white myself)
jomo41301 1 year ago
@Brizzle3923 lmao some people don't have rhythm it seems
Weslo2 1 year ago
@Brizzle3923 hahaha funny shit xD
ltdpro4life 1 year ago
this shit is funny.
MrLUIS650 2 years ago
lmoa rofl lol omg
Daltonjabs 2 years ago
ROFL
Th3RantDoctor 2 years ago
the wife can accuse all she wants but she has no proof!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
jtarziers 2 years ago 2
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Bob Saget is not funny
copo4277 2 years ago
My dog liked my balls and it was really long
MADDOX11 2 years ago
And that cat licked my balls!
danecook321 2 years ago 3
my dog licked my balls x3 he was just 1 foot tall but tat dog licked my balls. i fell to the floor. All tat booze made me faint. He was sacred i was hurt. Stuck his noise in my taint. I woke with a start. I couldn't pretend cuz i just hooked up with my very best friend. my dog licked my balls x2 i picked him up at the mall who knew 1 day that he lick my balls. Then one day he died. n i sat there n cried. all alone in my house i sat. then i went out and bought me a cat n tat cat licked my balls.
kracken99999 2 years ago
Poor poor doggy =/
nakedladakakaleb 2 years ago 4
Ironically catchy
coelacanth0794 2 years ago 3
lmao
UnluckyLuciano 2 years ago
So I bought me a cat
Djekeane 2 years ago 6