Animal Mating and Librarian Talking

[nicks236nick]

Im on my iPad

[NarglesExist]

I had to try and explain to my Mum why there were five videos called 'Animal Mating' in my internet history. Apparently 'John Green had signing madness and did a video quiz about animal mating' is an insufficient answer which arouses suspicion and prohibited internet.

[Uhlisahh]

So many people watch this on their i-things!

[plushalligator]

john looks thinner!

[beatles1over2011]

I don't have a computer I Huston have an iPad so I can't play :/

[plushalligator]

Im only on my ipod cause its 2:00 am and my parents dont know im still up and i dont have a computer in my dark room.

[xXpandalovex]

IM ON AN IPOD cuz it's 3 in the morning and any other time im just too lazy to get on the computer :)

[nicoleisthebestever]

But I always watch your videos on my iPod :(. Mostly because I watch them before bed and am too lazy to deal with my laptop, but still. Also, YouTube needs to get on that whole annotations working on mobile Internet thing. Not sure how that would work but they can figure something out.

[onyx1016]

I sad now. Damn IPhone, you made me cry. I just wanna play truth or fail.

[gginsberg1]

I just preordered my copy on Amazon! :)

[IDchampAZ]

"we"re gonna do it like they do on the discovery channel!'

[SuperChalek]

@IDchampAZ

Almost as good as Hank's willy-nilly penis pun. ...These guys. xD

[WateverWatever04]

Aww, no giraffes? lol

[TheHaloHax]

Your vids rape my iPod for some reason. It just can't load all the awesome

[Asummersdaydreamer14]

This is off topic for the video, but I saw a singamajig commerical just now. I have never seen one before, but it was a informative commerical. I really want to find one right now and create a random improv song.

[omololoflot]

i keep misreading the title as "Animal Talking and Librarian Mating"

[MelonBreadHead]

I pre-ordered The Fault in Our Stars. I'm aiming for a Hanklerfish.

[MyNameIsCannon]

@MelonBreadHead I'm aiming for a Yeti. :)

[leoderking]

GEMA doesnt let us watch truth or fails in Germany....

[nicholasrhigh]

Oh, I failed o0  !!!

[worldgate989]

Could you maybe do a video about what the book is about. Be great to know if im going to like a book before i buy it.

[amazingmonkeys]

Aw I'm on my phone which also doesn't show annotations... *sigh* now I have to go on the computer later, cannot not watch this -.-

[rollinby]

PICK ME PICK ME!

[SanePsychotic]

I love librarians of any sort.

[bigbenjiman]

Is there anywhere else on Youtube you can learn about animal maiting???

[Aeqelable]

JOHN! I use Linux and Flash support is terrible so I use a plugin to make... long story short.... Links to continue playing in the doobs plz?

[BelindaK27]

i... am on an ipod

[pyreflynight]

Wouldn't you be able to post the links to both answers in the doobly-doo? Someone must've already suggested this.. >.>;;

[qwertymf5]

haha bloodhound gang is EPIC

[msblackpearlqueen]

I tried to answer the question but it wouldn't let me. I actually knew the answer. I could have won a signed copy. I fill gipped.

[anitasassassine]

God, I fucking hate GEMA -.- I don't even want to know what music track they disapproved of this time for them to block the video in Germany.

[AllThingsGeek1]

BLOODHOUND GANG!!!!!!

[imakeyougoWTF]

John, I think you'd be interrested in this and it sort of relates to this topic.

I found out recently that amoung Sheep, as in Shepard and Sheep, as in the symbol of God, about 1 in 10 Rams actually prefer other Rams, which is a well-known breeding issue about the farming comunity. And people wonder if God has a sense of humor.

[onwardimagination]

a girl came in wearing a "keep calm and DFTBA" shirt the other day and i went up and told her that i loved her shirt. she smiled. everyone else was all like; "what?" and we both laughed and then explained. i think we just made, like, 10 new nerdfighters

[ApplesRubbish]

888 videos! :D

[TotallyEmmazing]

I'm on an iPod! :D

[EmyRulz300]

so relevant because I'm on my iPod.

actually I always watch vlogbrothers videos on my iPod.

[cookielover7326]

I like how john says all his videos are going to suck in the future, and then has a really good video.

[girlfoxproduction]

i did that oready

[TheMegers13]

Im pre-ordering your new book tomarrow :)...it will be a signd copy right?

[TheSexyStreet]

There are no giraffes needs to be a shirt.

[SuperPandahz]

It wouldn't let me answer! Noooo!

[kwizzicle]

Today was the best day: at my first play rehearsal, I did the nerdfighter gang sign to introduce myself. Upon this, a girl I'd thought was shy flung herself at me, shouted "NERDFIGHTERIA!" and hugged me, calling me her "soul sister." Um, hello new BFF?

[TheGingerLeek]

Aha I'm on an iPod :P :)

[deadpanda]

i got all but the hyena/binobo (sp?) WRONG - its sad that i'm not aiming to suck so badddddd

[spartykaFilms]

I saw ftl and for a moment i thought it ment "fuck the llama"...

[LilyRoseLupin]

Damn iPod :(

[xSobhan]

i failed :o

[lovedcfc]

puff levels are nearing jimmy neutron status

[MelancholyPhoenix]

Was actually AT a production of Shakespeare's Julius Ceasar a few hours ago. And the line that spawned Tfios hit me like a tank, I'd forgotton about it until that moment. So here I am, middle of a show, operating the lighting desk for the evening, and it made me think of John Green.... Am I a nerdfighter yet?

[gladrial89]

@MelancholyPhoenix You sir, were already a nerdfighter by the sound of it. :)

[Ixillius]

I failed! couldn't bring myself to clicking john away :P

[MissEmcat24]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate stuff it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste :)

I'm on a mac.

[sakoakarui]

This is the first of your videos I've ever watched on my iPod. Curses! No truth or fail for me... Although thank you for telling me why my mad clicking wasn't working.

[SonoranSunset97]

where did hank games go?? </3

[LivLaugh]

"It's our last day together.." that made my day!!!

[TehAmberus]

Truth or fail videos not available in Germany :O :O :O nooooooooooooooo!

[sugarwarlock]

@TehAmberus Get a VPN (BlackVPN... .net.... I think.... or .com I don't know...). Best investment I've ever made. No Gema bullshit and bbc iPlayer and Hulu and Netflix and stuff!

[knotbox]

@TehAmberus hide my ass dot com -- at the top you can click and get instructions to change your IP via proxy ;)

[PokeZelda6664]

OOOOOOHHH, LIBRARIAN talking, not IBERIAN talking.

Weird.

[thenofxer]

So I havent had internet for 4 days,( yes it was hell, thank you for caring.). When I got to work I couldn't help but notice that i had a double dose of awesome waiting for ME in my "inbox" is that what we call the list of our subscriptions and their videos? I guess my point is that if you have the opportunity(or will power) Skip a video so you can have the awesome experience that i got to have.

^this guy likes being a nerdfighter a little too much^

[theonlytruerk9000]

aw thats cute john is talking to a nearly extinct species and pretending theyre not on their deathbed.... so sweet

[scoodles007]

I don't have a computer :(

[neverlookback98]

Hahaha! Right when you mentioned ipods wont work i kinda remembered...... I love it whenbit feels like you know whats going on... Wow that sounds creepy nvm lol

[NicoleCorp77]

He just said his first six words in 1 second...

[mrmyxlptlk]

how do you have time to do this, john? dont you have 4000 signatures to do every day?

[legzandherpiano]

THE HANKGAMES CHANNEL CLOSED??????????????????!!!!!!­!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

[WhovianRentPhan13]

@legzandherpiano No, the channel apparently went wonky, they're trying to fix it.

[jwebbed]

WHAT IS THAT CD YOU FLASH AT THE BEGINNING.

[Sousaphonish]

@jwebbed I believe it is the day calendar we made for his birthday.

[amurderofcrowz]

i was so disappointed when he said no giraffes

[Wartler]

Is it just me, or did the truthorfail game go up on the truthorfail channel before this video went up?

[DaKilla27]

So, turns out that my school library had 2 copies of Paper Towns, which is awesome, but it turns out literally NO ONE had even looked at the copies ONCE. That crushed my soul.

Anyhow, John, I just read Paper Towns, and finished it, in about 2 days, and a message to you:

Never, EVER stop writing books. Ever. Even when your like, 95 years old.

I will check to see if they have more of your books, I couldn't check because I was just like, "OMAGAWD JOHN GREEN BOOK GIMMIE!" Sorry about that.

[xoShannaBanana]

Uhhh...yeah. 5/5 with only one guess is a bit concerning. Should I be worried I know so much about strange animal mating (and that so many other people do as well)? Is there a support group for something like this?

[KINDspotting]

Thank you, god, for no giraffes.

[sugarpuff194]

Suit John is AWESOME!! He's like the awesomeness of john,+ the awesomeness of the suit!!!

[Schrammx]

I kind of find it strange that I'm 17 and my mom is the same age as John. I always complain that she isn't as funny and nerd-tastic as him thought.

[Schrammx]

@Schrammx though* -_-

[TheNerd1Nerd2]

It disturbes me that i got 5/5

[YoonaNeomuYeppeoSeo]

Wadsworth Constant applies.

[sakaiisfagcore]

@bobthenerdfighter euthanasia

[fatzo666]

My computer is dead!!!! All I have is my iPod

[Bobthenerdfighter]

So I have to do a project in government class, and your smart, people of the internet. So please help me pick a highly controversial topic about politics. Thank bye

[MihiNomenEstSecretXD]

@Bobthenerdfighter The separation of church and state.

[HoboStrangler]

I like the suit.

[sugarpuff194]

HANK WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

[journeytoyesterday]

I love how he switches to showered and shaved looking for the truth or fail haha

[NFLegolas]

Hey Nerdfighters in Walnut creek!!! got ur note inside lookin for alaska DFTBA

[MYmiddleNAMEisFRANK]

ARGFLP. I mean, argflp.

I live in Germany

[linkcharlietrumpet]

my pizza John shirt came in the mail and it made me SO happy!

[theoriginalmoda]

So...what happened to Willy John? Where is Willy?

[NYYANKS24LMC]

I got my "Keep Calm and DFTBA" shirt in the mail yesterday... and I got lots of compliments and confused looks today :)

[courtneyay]

Gahhhh. Damn you, Deutschland! Now I'll never know things I wish I didn't about animal mating!

[DarkNebula2]

press 3 over and over again

[BooMonsterOfficial]

Why didn't this come up in my subscriptions? :(

[flyingsharkgirls]

Even though I'm on my iPhone, I don't need to play because I already know the answer. On one of the many occaisions when I was watching the Discovery Channel, they did a little thing on "Lesbian Lizards". ^^

[bandotaku]

No giraffes? FAIL!

[emilytsunami]

"Progress", also known as 50,000 books left to sign

[NazRockProductions]

Has anyone noticed that when he holds the camera in different location he's always holding it at the same distance and position from his head?!

[MightyKojiki]

I´m German and GEMA SUCKS SO HARD!!!!!!!!!

[ellammusic]

@gs371 don't worry, the song has definitely lived on :)

[ellammusic]

The Bad Touch reference! Damn iPhones :/

[PurpleRedBees]

LOVE the Bloodhound gang reference.

[aaa2sing]

"First fact: Giraffes. NO, WE WILL NOT BE TALKING ABOUT GIRAFFES." Thank goodness.

[TheDuckielova]

@aaa2sing every vlogbrother veiwer is like a giraffe mating expert though :p

[gs371]

My first thought about the Bloodhound Gang reference was that it was hilarious.

My second thought was to be mildly depressed that most of the Nerdfighters are so young, it will go straight over their heads. I'm old.

[LaraDarkwood]

"it was funnier the first time"

[TheGummyBearOverLord]

Sometimes i panic when i wake up because i think i've dreamed up Nerdfighteria. I feel lost and hopless. I hate the world. Then i look up and see my poster that say things like "Keep calm and French the Llamma" "You will go yo the paper towns and you will never come back." and "beware the giant squids of anger". Then i smile at my pictures of Hank and Katherine and John the yeti and Henry. And when i see those poster i remeber that Nerdfighteria is reall and will live forever

[evilanagram]

I got 5/5 in the Truth or Fail game. It's a little concerning that so many of those answers weren't guesses.

[bricky15]

It's not great progress when you lose about 20,000 signed sheets by the end of the video. Ref. #t=0m01s - #t=1m03s

[bricky15]

@bricky15 Fail at trying to put a link in

[Mr0Whitey]

damn you gema!

no trouth or fail in germany

[LVskywalker]

@Mr0Whitey yeah, it sucks. ;(

[wereonabridgecharley]

Question for Question Tuesday-- Is Toby "Tobuscus" Turner a Nerdfighter?

[lfcmyers7]

1/5...well, I'm awesome. 

[lair345]

Sat for the last part tapping the one I wanted to pick but it didn't work....:( stupid iPod...

[seriouslythisisjust]

Okay, so I've already commented on this video at the ning, but I noticed that there were only like six comments, so I thought maybe this is where I'm supposed to comment instead... I'm new... yeah. So I was wondering, when are you going to do another question Tuesday? because I haven't been able to contribute to one yet and I have some questions. Also if you do happen to also read the ning comments you will probably be able to figure out who I am since my comment is kind of similar there. 3CR

[envoy2500]

time to cheat cuz i already did this and got 3/5 the first time. bet i do better this time lol

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

Fail! And I wasn't on my ipod. I'm on my Droid :( You could put links in the doobly doo.

[Tropiduridae]

Oh glorious day, I knew there was a reason I've devoted my life to the study of reptiles and amphibians.

[linaseoyonpark]

I hate fruth or tail!!! :(

[atmtensorsredsplanb]

Ahh I have an iPad I'm a failure oh well same as always

[cavilierlover]

My heart sank when I heard there would be no giraffes.

[TacoThursday]

Haha. Bad touch reference. Nice.

[tamu77095]

i clicked for animal mating

[Vexli]

I was just saying to myself "well, this is lame. My computer is dead and all I have is my iPad." ...then you decided to rub it in. Thanks.

[lurkerscience]

John, I thought that you might like to know that your mustachioed face led me to the first nerdfighter I have ever spontaneously met.

Best purchase I have ever made.

[Walkonby19]

:( sadness. I only have my phone right now

[fluffandstuf]

id have gotten that right but i thought only prokaryote cells could clone themselves

[HoshiKo11]

you can't be afraid to fail ^^

[LaxLune]

EVERY SINGLE VIDEO ON THE SIDE IS OF ANIMAL SEX. JOHN GREEN YOU HAVE SCARRED ME!!! D=

[1rilk11]

can we make the "don't ask me about my t-shirt or i will put forks in you" t-shirt available for purchase???

I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.

[slylyenlightened]

hahaha @lily130472 awkward commenting.. ps I was there too <3

[Crystalised24]

I hate to be really off-topic...but I saw a commercial for Sing-a-ma-jigs when I got home from school today.

[amilliondreamsx3]

Im on my iPod.. I fail.

[TheTokyoToys]

You remind me of my dad. In a good way of course :P

[Summertimelog]

I would really like If john and or hank talked about The occupy wall street and occupy Chicago and occupy America protests that are going on around the country major news is not covering it but nerdfighters should know!

[WeShouldntSing]

hahaha discovery channel

[TursipielAlthins]

But John, if I go to my computer to watch this, I can't watch it in the bathtub!

[razioak]

Did John Green make a Bloodhound Gang joke?

[zz1243]

@razioak obviously

[DeezyWheezy]

So at school today i saw people putting posters on peoples lockers and I was curious. They said "Keep Calm and DFTBA. Naperville Nerdfighters." And I spazzed, took a picture of the locker, and skipped away proclaiming my love of naperville to anyone who would listen.

I discovered a nerdfighter that way. And a whovian. And a potterhead. And it's GREAT.

[lily130472]

@DeezyWheezy THAT WAS ME c: just... by the way. Sorry I have no idea who you are or I would have made you a sign too XD

[changeofheart81]

@DeezyWheezy Hello, fellow Naperville-ian! (:

[starkidislife]

@DeezyWheezy In Illinois? IN ILLINOIS?

[DeezyWheezy]

@starkidislife Yup! I was quite impressed.

[starkidislife]

@DeezyWheezy I live right by naperville, but there are no nerdfighters in my town that I know of, I need to migrate there!

[DeezyWheezy]

@starkidislife =) GET THEE TO NAPERVILLE!

[gundam0051]

do it like they do it on the discovery channel...omg!! Bloodhound Gang reference to Bad Touch???

[Fyrsiel]

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...

PFFFFFT. 90s. xP

[tinyartist18]

John, what ever happened to the movies that were going to be made out of your books? Did I miss something?

[jodik76]

Well who doesn't dress up for animal sex- hilarious!

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Okay, I love how my first "real time" videos is about animal mating....

And by "real time" I mean I was a nerdfighter for a couple months now but I wanted to get all the jokes so I spent months watching all 886 videos. Boy, was it worth it! But I'm happy I'm up to date! YAY!

[chelseajo62]

My fellow nerdfighters, I would like to thank who ever left me a sticky note in one of Johns Books in the public library of Vallejo California. I was visiting my aunt and I was so ecstatic when I found it. You guys brighten my day:)

[Goldlucky13]

Today I successfully converted my friend from Notsomism to Nerdfighterianism. I'm proud.

[jellybelly98rox]

TODAY after realizing John had reviewed Catching Fire, I finished it and went to the local library to get Mockingjay. I decided to find one of John's books, so I found An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns. I opened an Abundance of Katherines and found an anonymous note, saying that I had made a fantastic choice and suggested other, signed DFTBA. It made my day. I live in a small town (about 8,000) in MA., so it was awesome. And if you wrote it, you're awesome. Just had to share :)

[cloebaby97]

Did...did John just quote a Bloodhound Gang song?

[run4life2]

Y not just put links in the description?

[Belac889]

I can't go to the computer! That's why I'm on my iPod John!

[iamcoolstephen1234]

"It was funnier the first time."

lol

[idratherbedancing7]

Just saw a cinamagig (sinamajig?) comercial. It made my day.

[QuixoticQuibbler]

@idratherbedancing7 it's sing-a-ma-jig. I think. :)