In all sincerity this might be one of the funniest thing in all existence. Pure comedic genius. I salute you with a cupful of red hot buttery wolf's nipple stew.
I had my kids birthday at Wilkinsons Family Restaurant (Madison exit off highway 72) and was disappointed that there was NOT a zombie train (Jeff: liar liar pants on fire)...
@Mrmusicvideoetc In the full video, the singer explains that he placed that line in there in order to show that Wilkinson's gives out discounts to veterans.
It is made by Liam Lynch for his podcast "Lynchland". If you don't know who Liam Lynch is check wikipedia. All I know is that if this ad was real I would be at Wilkinson's restaurant all day!
I work at a company that makes casino video slot machine games, and literally the whole company is addicted to this video! We watch it all the time, and everyone walks around singing lines from the song. I think this gothic character needs his own series!
haha. The line "children under 3 eat for free"" sounds funny coming from a goth poseur and the contrast between him and the suburban-style restaurant in the background is funny. Reminds me of these rich goth poseurs who I went to school with.
That place has it all, wicked storms, schildren of the thorns, he who has the horns, shattered bones, delicious veggie platters, $9.99 all you can eat Lobster, children under 3 eat for free, black rain, zombie trains, their salads have cucumber, and the place is in Madison. If only this place were real, I would go there every day, though it seems like taking a helicopter there would be a bad idea, the zombie train is the way to go.
I'm from TAMPA... my last name is WILKINSON... the date of the video is APRIL 13TH ... MY BIRTHDAY ... 999 (inverted 666)...who did this ???... 2 many co-ink-a-dinks... ROTFLMAO !!!!
I could sooooo see this on Beavis and Butt-Head. Beavis would sing this song really well. It's already funny, but he'd really nail the NINE NINETY NINE!! XD
ive seen this video like 50000 times but i always laugh at the way he says $9.99 all you can eat lobster.and the zombie train.and even the witches teets
Lobster? Surimi !
lytchye8 3 weeks ago
Is this real someone comment and tell me!!!! Is the food good???
Ashyblubear 1 month ago
right next to donald and sons hardware!!!
Ashyblubear 1 month ago
we feast on meats, the witches teats??????? i wonder if they serve that?
Ashyblubear 1 month ago
what..... da......fack...is...THIS!
EIAFes 1 month ago
Annnnnnnnddddddddddddd A G A I N ! ! !
MrBattery666 1 month ago
Ginosaji sent me here .__.
iHyders 1 month ago 3
$9.99 Lobster? That's an amazing price!
necrosdarkborn 3 months ago
Haha LOVE IT! More commercials should be like this!!
likeahawtnoise 4 months ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol cof cof cof
Aqxenat 5 months ago
LMAO! hahahahahaha! I'm dying, thank you! lol
anyao123 5 months ago
I watch this everyday. the song is stuck in my head HELP!
cozmikgate 6 months ago
Roflmao! I want to see the rest of the sketch
CHADOW66 6 months ago
That was enjoyably bizzare.
E2theBizzle 8 months ago
I hear the food is atrocious but the bus boys are the best in the city.
born2ride97 8 months ago
Wilkinson's rules. Now I wish there was one in my town.
sproket343 9 months ago
29 people prefer dennys.
sproket343 9 months ago
29 people don't like lobster.
OMGWTFZOMBIES1 10 months ago
^_^ \\m//
metalvocalistwanted 11 months ago
I'd love to see a comercial for a pharmaceutical company or maybe British Patrolium. Be nice to see. Rock on dude...
LillithDarkwraith 1 year ago
this shit was awesome
MrDinoSayRawr 1 year ago
win xDDDDDDDDDDd
catrocker01 1 year ago
mmmmm the witches teats xD
NARUTOXD007 1 year ago
There's more than Donald & Son's Hardware! Yes!
I love these parodies.
Dimensionalhopper 1 year ago
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QuinRaegan 1 year ago
This guy should do commercials for Ryan's.
JohnFordDanceTroupe 1 year ago
i cant stop watching it. ride a zombie train salads and cucumber! so great.
bluehairspaz 1 year ago
29 people didn't get to ride the zombie train
Mortis 1 year ago 4
apparently, there are 29 people with no souls, according to the ratings.
jroren 1 year ago
I wanna go....
nearnoteyaoi 1 year ago 2
In all sincerity this might be one of the funniest thing in all existence. Pure comedic genius. I salute you with a cupful of red hot buttery wolf's nipple stew.
berylman 1 year ago
I had my kids birthday at Wilkinsons Family Restaurant (Madison exit off highway 72) and was disappointed that there was NOT a zombie train (Jeff: liar liar pants on fire)...
ryanranger 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up if you would go to Wilkonson's
RestriktdProductions 1 year ago 7
THE WITCHES TEATS!!!
monkeyrilla 1 year ago 6
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ryanranger 1 year ago
dear god this is fucking bad
braholister 1 year ago
donald and sons hardware is better
hommer5000 1 year ago
One of my favorite videos!!
littlekat25 1 year ago
wow... really???
sexnthecitty 1 year ago
this is bull shit
Stanlayzz 1 year ago
9.99!!!!!!
coratheexploraa 1 year ago
Greatest video ever!
BettyBraless 1 year ago
lol I would totally eat here
Obtenebrat 2 years ago 2
first shoot this wanna be out my missery and second al you can eat shrip for 9.99 sounds like food poisoning to me!
dirtydirkj 2 years ago
NINE NINETY NINE
Petruccibear 2 years ago 10
ill take the lobster, and the teets, to go please :D
TheCompyshop 2 years ago 5
the witches teats!! hahaha
robaralis 2 years ago 2
wow i want to eat there so bad!
assroads 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
holy shit that's hilarous XD XD XD
danyellow914 2 years ago 2
Sooo CRESCENT FRESH!!!
synyster11 2 years ago 2
Crescent fresh,hahaha havent herd that in forever.
pos6666666 2 years ago
WHAT!?
emoboi301 2 years ago
Wow Chris Angel has really fallen on hard times.
neoernie 2 years ago 6
HAHAHAHAHA!! the recession finally hit chris angel!
Daarkvader 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
i want this song on my ipod
evilchimpmunk566 2 years ago
I think I'm in love...and hungry.
glampire13 2 years ago 2
I want to ride the Zombie Train!
Mortis 2 years ago
i want have "the Witches Teats"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kintaroxd007 2 years ago 7
me too
footinmouthindustrys 2 years ago
me too!
footinmouthindustrys 2 years ago
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mowingthefrontlawn 2 years ago
I ate there one time. the food wasnt that good, but the zombi train was awesome.
jeffcc2000 2 years ago 44
who cares its wilkinsons family restaurant!!!!!!!!!
footinmouthindustrys 2 years ago
So fucking epic words cannot even describe!!!!
sithstratus 2 years ago 3
That commercial kicked my ass then took my name.
darthshoeless 2 years ago 40
LMAO!!! I really want to go there so I can have "the Witches Teats"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahahahaa!!!!
katiekittywitch 2 years ago 4
my friend sings this evry single day at lunch its so fkin funny and evrybody sings along with it now
xxtearsxofxblood12xx 2 years ago
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen online at Wilkinson's Family Restaurant.
bowiefan441970 2 years ago 2
"The missile strike, destroys the helicopter," right in the middle of the commercial, having absolutely nothing to do with anything. I LOVE it. lmao!
Mrmusicvideoetc 2 years ago 9
agree. i was like wth!? lol
spaceghost65 2 years ago
@Mrmusicvideoetc In the full video, the singer explains that he placed that line in there in order to show that Wilkinson's gives out discounts to veterans.
JohnFordDanceTroupe 1 year ago
Bwehehheheh this is funny
azrahk 2 years ago
haha i'd eat there too.
ollyvanzapp 2 years ago
Where is this place? I will move there and frequent their restaurant for producing such an AWESOME commercial!
excurrahee 2 years ago
Its just off the Madison EXT from Hwy 72! Open 24 hours!
insidejokr 2 years ago 3
I love how he says "9.99"
ahahaha
xxPlayxDead 2 years ago 10
I was about to thumbs up that comment but then I saw that it had exactly 9 thumbs up and didn't want to break the chain.
ALL YOU CAN EAT LOBSTAHHHH
235T1NGR4Y23 2 years ago 3
Lol at 1:02
leaguecity 2 years ago 3
RIDE A ZOMBIE TRAIN...SALADS AND CUCUMBA!!!!!
pure f'ng awesome
faust1200 2 years ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Amazing!!!
sithstratus 2 years ago
I like how "Witch's" is spelled "Witches." The spelling error makes it more realistic.
mowingthefrontlawn 2 years ago 3
Things like this video make life worth living...fantastic! Thanks to whomever made this masterpiece.
warehouselarry 2 years ago
I would go to this restaurant..
OrochimaruKid 2 years ago
obtw who is the guy singing this hope he has a band or something can anyone let me know
hammerggf 2 years ago
the guy singing is liam lynch. the goth kid is a character he plays sometimes on his podcast, lynchland.
baozakerga 2 years ago
i love it so much it makes me want to go there if they had more catchy ads like this man id watch tv so much more often
hammerggf 2 years ago
we feast on meats, the witches teats!
frogboy8 2 years ago 4
A missile strike destroys a helicopter. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
juicymop 2 years ago 8
this vid rocks my world and makes me hungry! i wish commercials were like this, i would actually enjoy them then!
NiceGalAlly 2 years ago 8
fuck yeah!
spongebathe 2 years ago 3
9.99 all you can eat lobster! i love the way he sounds saying that. though am i the only one expecting a 6.66 reference afterwards?
AlphaOmegaSin 2 years ago 9
Holy shit! Witch's teats AND all you can eat lobster?!? I'm THERE!
Asassyn 2 years ago 9
lol
ricardowilliamsmusic 2 years ago
Puwahhahahhaha XD this soo hilarious~ XD
AZNKOREALEE 2 years ago
Amazing! I would eat there all the time.
Ydoc444 2 years ago 3
CI voglio andare! I want go here!
gianfrancodinapoli 2 years ago
We feast on meats the witches teats xD
Soolakibate 3 years ago 8
w...t...f?
LittleMidNightWolf 3 years ago
...is this a spoof of something? This can't possibly draw in more people can it?
twitcher64 3 years ago
It is made by Liam Lynch for his podcast "Lynchland". If you don't know who Liam Lynch is check wikipedia. All I know is that if this ad was real I would be at Wilkinson's restaurant all day!
Untergr 3 years ago 9
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
RachelRipken 3 years ago
why does this make me laugh so much, oh wow. it's like the crazy surprised laughter like when someone sneaks up and jabs you in the ribs. woah.
farmerdeath 3 years ago
i almost laughed myself to death! great job keep em coming!
kittyprison 3 years ago
non ci posso credere..
giglionerok 3 years ago
I wish this was an actual advert....actually we have an actual advert like this for pot noodle in the UK. Forgot about that.
Synskin 3 years ago
What a FANTASTIC thing :D
pennywill 3 years ago
ALL YOU CAN EAT LOBSTER!
dudude11 3 years ago 2
Nine Nintey Nine.
beefyben 3 years ago 2
Every time I see a helicopter blow up in the movies, I think of this song. :)
ZuryTalbourne 3 years ago 7
se esiste davvero devo aprire un franchising in italia!!! LOL!
DarknessKingdoom 3 years ago
Lol! the kids eating a freakn onion!
wiiS360 3 years ago
Cute girls also
Leyart86 3 years ago
loool it's wonderfull!!
BambinaInNero89 3 years ago 2
Devastatingly brilliant. Liam Lynch's all-out performance and dedication to the character makes this a classic.
mollyhell 3 years ago 7
that place looks like shit
CounterClockWiseProd 3 years ago
nine nidey nine lobester
dxsmth 3 years ago
simply beautiful...bravo
briano0600 3 years ago
i love this song, cant stop singing the helicoptor bit :P
chilliebean 3 years ago
WTF???
corwin11412 3 years ago
dude tab this
shigabop 3 years ago
I work at a company that makes casino video slot machine games, and literally the whole company is addicted to this video! We watch it all the time, and everyone walks around singing lines from the song. I think this gothic character needs his own series!
VivaToddVegas 3 years ago 13
I do.
I've seen Lynchland and he is the only good part of it.
JohnFordDanceTroupe 3 years ago
So...this is incredible.
senorslugworth 3 years ago
out-standing !
amoebaboy 3 years ago 2
The little kid's chomping on a big raw onion!
nodestudio 3 years ago
I can't stop listening to eat :D Ride a zombie train, salads have cucumber... this commercial owns me :D
phibbs 3 years ago 9
rofl why did I write eat instead of it? no one knows...
phibbs 3 years ago 4
its becuz the commercial owns you remember? :DDD
absolutemanson 3 years ago
Why has this not been featured? Seriously.
OmegaCorn 3 years ago 5
The witches teats!!!!!
AFatalPapercut 3 years ago
haha. The line "children under 3 eat for free"" sounds funny coming from a goth poseur and the contrast between him and the suburban-style restaurant in the background is funny. Reminds me of these rich goth poseurs who I went to school with.
TheDopeMage 3 years ago 2
I need to stop drinking while commenting (DWC).
TheDopeMage 3 years ago
lol, I kinda got that.
Kapitannemo 3 years ago
That place has it all, wicked storms, schildren of the thorns, he who has the horns, shattered bones, delicious veggie platters, $9.99 all you can eat Lobster, children under 3 eat for free, black rain, zombie trains, their salads have cucumber, and the place is in Madison. If only this place were real, I would go there every day, though it seems like taking a helicopter there would be a bad idea, the zombie train is the way to go.
EngravedInFleshBass 3 years ago 15
And did I hear witch's teats? I think I did!
Kapitannemo 3 years ago
You forgot witches teats.
issyja7 3 years ago
tits*
gordosproductions 3 years ago
It says teats in the video
Gutted94 3 years ago
yeah... its teats.
issyja7 3 years ago
That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen!!!
hobnobber55 3 years ago 2
lol, My last name is Wilkinson, and all of my friends thought that I did this !! O_O
pinkwerewolf 3 years ago 2
where the fuck did that helicopter come from??? hahha
DarkMessiah123456 4 years ago
I'm from TAMPA... my last name is WILKINSON... the date of the video is APRIL 13TH ... MY BIRTHDAY ... 999 (inverted 666)...who did this ???... 2 many co-ink-a-dinks... ROTFLMAO !!!!
1plaindealer 4 years ago
Fucking great video!
He´s the master of eyeliner, looks like Richmond Avenal of IT Crowd.
Nightthoughs 4 years ago
I think I pee'd myself...
thomasfan001 4 years ago 3
9.99 all you can eat lobster the missle strikes destorys the heleicopter
ooiownoo 4 years ago 2
we feast on meats the withces teats
monkeyrilla 4 years ago
NINE NINETY NINE!
mikeyzor 4 years ago
So much "lolwut"
That is fantastic.
Schitzoid 4 years ago
OMG! this the most stupiedest video but it is hilarous!
FamousDC72 4 years ago
First time i saw this I had no idea what it was, I fell of my couch laughing.
Abdul1223 4 years ago 4
that was prolly a plastic lobster
Demon939 4 years ago
I bet that's a plastic lobster.
gardenslayer 4 years ago
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That's pretty filthy....$9.99 for all you can eat lobster...probably has mercury poisoning if it's that cheap
GreenLanternofEarth6 4 years ago
pretty awesome
kinda gets old after the second time though.
thegreatdoctorzombie 4 years ago
Never old... funny 6 months later, and still can't watch it any less than 3 times in a row.
qfjonathan 4 years ago 2
Awesome.
peterbilt47 4 years ago 5
After eating there go visit Donald and sons hardware located in the same building...madison exit..lol
opethnet 4 years ago 3
that veggie platter is excellent.
M3dicin3 4 years ago 5
ahahhhahhahahahahahhahahahahahha good
asofnowdie 4 years ago
lol omg
JohnScarr 4 years ago
Wilkinson's Family Restaurant is located:
Madison Exit
Off HWY 72
GreenRobotStudios 4 years ago
where is wilkinsons restaurnat
nyballin9941 4 years ago
Creepy if ya think about it. What's 9.99 upside-down??
You're eating Satan's lobster!! :p Apparently, your soul is only worth $9.99. LOL
ccgp2006 4 years ago
I thought that lobster that cheap had to have a catch.
Dudinator123 4 years ago
999 all u can eat lobster
nyballin9941 4 years ago
I could sooooo see this on Beavis and Butt-Head. Beavis would sing this song really well. It's already funny, but he'd really nail the NINE NINETY NINE!! XD
This rocks!! It never gets old.
ccgp2006 4 years ago
The Witches' Teats!!
FreedumbWriters 4 years ago 2
$9.99!!!
GreenRobotStudios 4 years ago 2
ive seen this video like 50000 times but i always laugh at the way he says $9.99 all you can eat lobster.and the zombie train.and even the witches teets
loz091 4 years ago
love this. when i see bands like "The 69 eyes" or any other goth stuff, i think of this song. Thanks for the laughs
Matttheriffmaster 4 years ago 2
I wonder what witch teat tastes like...it's probably really leathery.
LordVator 4 years ago
not on wiccans. very supple. >.>
soylencer 4 years ago