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  • Lobster? Surimi !

  • Is this real someone comment and tell me!!!! Is the food good???

  • right next to donald and sons hardware!!!

  • we feast on meats, the witches teats??????? i wonder if they serve that?

  • what..... da......fack...is...THIS!

  • Annnnnnnnddddddddddddd  A G A I N ! ! !

  • Ginosaji sent me here .__.

  • $9.99 Lobster? That's an amazing price!

  • Haha LOVE IT! More commercials should be like this!!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkk lol cof cof cof

  • LMAO! hahahahahaha! I'm dying, thank you! lol

  • I watch this everyday. the song is stuck in my head HELP!

  • Roflmao! I want to see the rest of the sketch

  • That was enjoyably bizzare.

  • I hear the food is atrocious but the bus boys are the best in the city.

  • Wilkinson's rules. Now I wish there was one in my town.

  • 29 people prefer dennys.

  • 29 people don't like lobster.

  • ^_^ \\m//

  • I'd love to see a comercial for a pharmaceutical company or maybe British Patrolium. Be nice to see. Rock on dude...

  • this shit was awesome

  • win xDDDDDDDDDDd

  • mmmmm the witches teats xD

  • There's more than Donald & Son's Hardware! Yes!

    I love these parodies.

  • This guy should do commercials for Ryan's.

  • i cant stop watching it. ride a zombie train salads and cucumber! so great.

  • 29 people didn't get to ride the zombie train

  • apparently, there are 29 people with no souls, according to the ratings.

  • I wanna go....

  • In all sincerity this might be one of the funniest thing in all existence. Pure comedic genius. I salute you with a cupful of red hot buttery wolf's nipple stew.

  • I had my kids birthday at Wilkinsons Family Restaurant (Madison exit off highway 72) and was disappointed that there was NOT a zombie train (Jeff: liar liar pants on fire)...

  • Thumbs up if you would go to Wilkonson's

  • THE WITCHES TEATS!!!

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  • dear god this is fucking bad

  • donald and sons hardware is better

  • One of my favorite videos!!

  • wow... really???

  • this is bull shit

  • 9.99!!!!!!

  • Greatest video ever!

  • lol I would totally eat here

  • first shoot this wanna be out my missery and second al you can eat shrip for 9.99 sounds like food poisoning to me!

  • NINE NINETY NINE

  • ill take the lobster, and the teets, to go please :D

  • the witches teats!! hahaha

  • wow i want to eat there so bad!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    holy shit that's hilarous XD XD XD

  • Sooo CRESCENT FRESH!!!

  • Crescent fresh,hahaha havent herd that in forever.

  • WHAT!?

  • Wow Chris Angel has really fallen on hard times.

  • HAHAHAHAHA!! the recession finally hit chris angel!

  • I think I'm in love...and hungry.

  • I want to ride the Zombie Train!

  • i want have "the Witches Teats"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • me too

  • me too!

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  • I ate there one time. the food wasnt that good, but the zombi train was awesome.

  • who cares its wilkinsons family restaurant!!!!!!!!!

  • So fucking epic words cannot even describe!!!!

  • That commercial kicked my ass then took my name.

  • LMAO!!! I really want to go there so I can have "the Witches Teats"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    bahahahaa!!!!

  • my friend sings this evry single day at lunch its so fkin funny and evrybody sings along with it now

  • This is the funniest thing I've ever seen online at Wilkinson's Family Restaurant.

  • "The missile strike, destroys the helicopter," right in the middle of the commercial, having absolutely nothing to do with anything. I LOVE it. lmao!

  • agree. i was like wth!? lol

  • @Mrmusicvideoetc In the full video, the singer explains that he placed that line in there in order to show that Wilkinson's gives out discounts to veterans.

  • Bwehehheheh this is funny

  • haha i'd eat there too.

  • Where is this place? I will move there and frequent their restaurant for producing such an AWESOME commercial!

  • Its just off the Madison EXT from Hwy 72! Open 24 hours!

  • I love how he says "9.99"

    ahahaha

  • I was about to thumbs up that comment but then I saw that it had exactly 9 thumbs up and didn't want to break the chain.

    ALL YOU CAN EAT LOBSTAHHHH

  • Lol at 1:02

  • RIDE A ZOMBIE TRAIN...SALADS AND CUCUMBA!!!!!

    pure f'ng awesome

  • HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Amazing!!!

  • I like how "Witch's" is spelled "Witches." The spelling error makes it more realistic.

  • Things like this video make life worth living...fantastic! Thanks to whomever made this masterpiece.

  • I would go to this restaurant..

  • obtw who is the guy singing this hope he has a band or something can anyone let me know

  • the guy singing is liam lynch. the goth kid is a character he plays sometimes on his podcast, lynchland.

  • i love it so much it makes me want to go there if they had more catchy ads like this man id watch tv so much more often

  • we feast on meats, the witches teats!

  • A missile strike destroys a helicopter. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

  • this vid rocks my world and makes me hungry! i wish commercials were like this, i would actually enjoy them then!

  • fuck yeah!

  • 9.99 all you can eat lobster! i love the way he sounds saying that. though am i the only one expecting a 6.66 reference afterwards?

  • Holy shit! Witch's teats AND all you can eat lobster?!? I'm THERE!

  • lol

  • Puwahhahahhaha XD this soo hilarious~ XD

  • Amazing! I would eat there all the time.

  • CI voglio andare!  I want go here!

  • We feast on meats the witches teats xD

  • w...t...f?

  • ...is this a spoof of something? This can't possibly draw in more people can it?

  • It is made by Liam Lynch for his podcast "Lynchland". If you don't know who Liam Lynch is check wikipedia. All I know is that if this ad was real I would be at Wilkinson's restaurant all day!

  • HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • why does this make me laugh so much, oh wow. it's like the crazy surprised laughter like when someone sneaks up and jabs you in the ribs. woah.

  • i almost laughed myself to death! great job keep em coming!

  • non ci posso credere..

  • I wish this was an actual advert....actually we have an actual advert like this for pot noodle in the UK. Forgot about that.

  • What a FANTASTIC thing :D

  • ALL YOU CAN EAT LOBSTER!

  • Nine Nintey Nine.

  • Every time I see a helicopter blow up in the movies, I think of this song. :)

  • se esiste davvero devo aprire un franchising in italia!!! LOL!

  • Lol! the kids eating a freakn onion!

  • Cute girls also

  • loool it's wonderfull!!

  • Devastatingly brilliant. Liam Lynch's all-out performance and dedication to the character makes this a classic.

  • that place looks like shit

  • nine nidey nine lobester

  • simply beautiful...bravo

  • i love this song, cant stop singing the helicoptor bit :P

  • WTF???

  • dude tab this

  • I work at a company that makes casino video slot machine games, and literally the whole company is addicted to this video! We watch it all the time, and everyone walks around singing lines from the song. I think this gothic character needs his own series!

  • I do.

    I've seen Lynchland and he is the only good part of it.

  • So...this is incredible.

  • out-standing !

  • The little kid's chomping on a big raw onion!

  • I can't stop listening to eat :D Ride a zombie train, salads have cucumber... this commercial owns me :D

  • rofl why did I write eat instead of it? no one knows...

  • its becuz the commercial owns you remember? :DDD

  • Why has this not been featured?  Seriously.

  • The witches teats!!!!!

  • haha. The line "children under 3 eat for free"" sounds funny coming from a goth poseur and the contrast between him and the suburban-style restaurant in the background is funny. Reminds me of these rich goth poseurs who I went to school with.

  • I need to stop drinking while commenting (DWC).

  • lol, I kinda got that.

  • That place has it all, wicked storms, schildren of the thorns, he who has the horns, shattered bones, delicious veggie platters, $9.99 all you can eat Lobster, children under 3 eat for free, black rain, zombie trains, their salads have cucumber, and the place is in Madison. If only this place were real, I would go there every day, though it seems like taking a helicopter there would be a bad idea, the zombie train is the way to go.

  • And did I hear witch's teats? I think I did!

  • You forgot witches teats.

  • tits*

  • It says teats in the video

  • yeah... its teats.

  • That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen!!!

  • lol, My last name is Wilkinson, and all of my friends thought that I did this !! O_O

  • where the fuck did that helicopter come from??? hahha

  • I'm from TAMPA... my last name is WILKINSON... the date of the video is APRIL 13TH ... MY BIRTHDAY ... 999 (inverted 666)...who did this ???... 2 many co-ink-a-dinks... ROTFLMAO !!!!

  • Fucking great video!

    He´s the master of eyeliner, looks like Richmond Avenal of IT Crowd.

  • I think I pee'd myself...

  • 9.99 all you can eat lobster the missle strikes destorys the heleicopter

  • we feast on meats the withces teats

  • NINE NINETY NINE!

  • So much "lolwut"

    That is fantastic.

  • OMG! this the most stupiedest video but it is hilarous!

  • First time i saw this I had no idea what it was, I fell of my couch laughing.

  • that was prolly a plastic lobster

  • I bet that's a plastic lobster.

  • pretty awesome

    kinda gets old after the second time though.

  • Never old... funny 6 months later, and still can't watch it any less than 3 times in a row.

  • Awesome.

  • After eating there go visit Donald and sons hardware located in the same building...madison exit..lol

  • that veggie platter is excellent.

  • ahahhhahhahahahahahhahahahahah­ha good

  • lol omg

  • Wilkinson's Family Restaurant is located:

    Madison Exit

    Off HWY 72

  • where is wilkinsons restaurnat

  • Creepy if ya think about it. What's 9.99 upside-down??

    You're eating Satan's lobster!! :p Apparently, your soul is only worth $9.99. LOL

  • I thought that lobster that cheap had to have a catch.

  • 999 all u can eat lobster

  • I could sooooo see this on Beavis and Butt-Head. Beavis would sing this song really well. It's already funny, but he'd really nail the NINE NINETY NINE!! XD

    This rocks!! It never gets old.

  • The Witches' Teats!!

  • $9.99!!!

  • ive seen this video like 50000 times but i always laugh at the way he says $9.99 all you can eat lobster.and the zombie train.and even the witches teets

  • love this. when i see bands like "The 69 eyes" or any other goth stuff, i think of this song. Thanks for the laughs

  • I wonder what witch teat tastes like...it's probably really leathery.

  • not on wiccans. very supple. >.>