Shao Kahn's Hara Kiri

[shreekoo]

the last thing i ever wanted to see....

[demonJustin20]

I guess even shao khan can have days where he wants to commit suicide

[TripleThreat01032000]

my hand sliped

[johnrkocena14]

MY HEAD, THE HELMET DOES NOTHING!!!!

[dimarasful]

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!

[KageNinja215]

Press 4 rapidly.

[theunmatched]

haha!!!

[Fidelthewarrior118]

Hammer wins

[MetalHeadJimi93]

*throws hammer in air*

Shao Kahn: This is my new helmet, Noob! It'll protect my head from this falling ham-

*smashes head*

Noob: What a dumbass

[CapnE625]

Kahn: Hey Noob-Smoke, do you want to see how a prisoner smashes rocks with a hammer?

Noob-Smoke: Sure! =D

Kahn: OK... gotta make sure my technique is right. Right... hope my hammer doesn't slip outta my h- FUUUUUU! *dies*

Noob-Smoke: =O

[RobloxStudios4]

Shao Kahn was wondering if his helmet was strong.

[TehLegoKid]

this is what i call:HAMMER TIME!

[cjcool91]

fire the one who designed my hammer proof helmet

[classicZOSO]

If you can dodge a 1 Ton hammer, you can dodge a 5mph Iceball!

[Wowman239]

lol he belongs in the game "Warhammer" because of that. :D

[GoldDragonPrincess]

Talk about a "Hammerhead." XD

[anthonydeadman]

it looks like Shao Kahn gave himself

(puts on sunglasses)

a splitting headache! (walks away)

(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!)

[zachellis0]

@anthonydeadman o-o... johnny cage...???

[madeupperson3]

That noob kicked YOUR ass!? What the hell's going on here!?

[ImNoGoth1]

Lol, probably the funniest Hara-Kiri.

[RuggedSavior]

Ouch. Anyone have any Tylenol?

[fleskhjerta3]

Shao-Kahn:My helmet is impenetrable!

Noob-Smoke: Prove it.

Shao-Kahn:*fwoooshfwooshfwoosh­* *SMASH*

Noob:lol pwned noob lololol

Smoke:COUGH.

[Lightdragon773]

HAMMERTIME!

[mattitude282]

Shao Kahn makes a very convincing Gallagher.

[47sniperassassin]

Shao Kahn: Noob, lets play dodge the hammer*throws hammer*

Noob:I don't think that's a good id*Head smashes*

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

What goes up must come down.

[skulasss]

boon ekoms

[SiddTheFrickingNayak]

@skulasss boon tobias.

[mkhau0805]

great juggling there

[mikeydoo465]

Um Shao, not to be a nuisance but you know there's Advil for those splitting headaches

[shawdowganger]

lets see:

Fatality 1: baseball

Fatality 2: golf

and hara-kiri: hammer throw, an olympic sport.

hes like the ultimate athlete.

[CloakedDeception]

I love how he just pulls it out from behind him but then can barely lift. They should have weapons materialize in their hands in future games.

[videoooviewer]

I didn't think it was possible to PWN yourself but I guess Shao Kahn proved me otherwise...

[YellowJeff94]

What would happen if he missed and it hit the floor or his foot or something.

[1214knight]

this is why you never juggle heavy hammers.as this risks alot

[Question2055]

looks like shao kahn got "hammered"

[11coolguy12]

definitely one of the best hara kiris in this game

[9879novo9879]

shao: u think im going to died but u didnt think of THIS!

*throws hammer in air and waits for it to kill smoke*

*it kills himself*

smoke: ur a noob

[Arzaker]

(pulls hammer)

now noob you shall WHAT THE FU(SPLAT)

[cytorakdemon]

Shao Kahn: *swings hammer up* STOP!!!

Opponent: . . . .

Shao Kahn: Hammer Ti-*smash*

[indigothecat]

That's one way to get rid of a migraine.

[biginfamous273]

Hammer zooms in the air - hammer zooms downs to his head like BAM!!!!

[fleskhjerta3]

Shao-Kahn:Hey, my helmet is impenetrable.

Narb:NU ISH NOT

*hara kiri happens*

Narb:Wow, it does.

[neckarsulme]

i guess his asprin did'nt cure his headache!

[ChoKeWanKa]

jajajaja xD bad jooooke!!!

[Dragon123354]

kahn:u no wat fuck this hammer wawawaw BAM!!!

HAMMER: FUCK U BITCH

[sonicflapjackking]

lets see can this helmet protect me woah oh sh.. BAM

[star693000]

Note to self, never juggle with a 100 lbs warhammer.

[MKDude600]

He wanted to get rid of his headache, but decided to be fancy for his audience.

[SonyaMei2]

Great Hara-Kiri. Shao Kahn is real man!!!

[SektorKetchup]

Shao Kahn: You think you beat me N00b? *pulls out hammer, slips out of hands* Whoops! *Smashes head*

Noob: Ow, I guess even Shao Kahn can be a litle butter fingered, right Smoke?

Smoke: Got any crack?

[harveydentaka]

@SektorKetchup  lol funny ~_~

[FedorCroCop44]

@SektorKetchup ur dumb

[BranwynCheesentim]

@FedorCroCop44 "NO U!"-Everyone on 4chan.

[jason101588]

Shao-Kahn: "Fuck! It's too heavy! Hugmm! humh! AAAARRGH (Throws hammer in the sky)! Where did it go??? (Hammer destroys his head!)

[ARMORCRYSTAL]

Surgeon General's Warning:

Helmets are good equipment for protecting your head from various blows and other objects, but won't protect your head from falling heavy warhammers.

[PivotmasterDX111]

his head went POP!

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Smashed his own head in!! XD

[alexfrom302]

even shao kahn wasnt able to face shao kahns wrath

[chrizmol]

Brutal!!

[snakesfang]

lmao i like that 1 smkninja

[TheDarkPrince360]

thats f**king funny SmkNinja good 1

[SmkNinja]

*cant touch this song plays*

Shao Kahn:OMG,I love this song!wait,HAMMERTIME!

*throws hammer in air*

Shao Kahn:ooh crap

*hammer smashes kahn's head*

[misterPlata]

Shao Kahn: "OH SHIT!!! omg...i accidentally threw up my hamm-*HeadShot!*

Hara-Kiri(?)

[ibuypeace]

hara kiri is honourable suicide, its the unwillingness to take defeat from an enemy, its an old chinese or japanese tradition amongst warriors (not sure which country)

[rubino83]

A good feature for an MK game. Takes the satisfaction away from your friends and co-players.

[TheMafianKing]

that's his name?? noob-smoke? LMAO lol wtf

[rubino83]

He is a fusion of Noob and Smoke.

I don't get it either. But this is the MK storyline.

[DeathBringer9216]

No. It is the team of Noob Saibot and Smoke. They change when you change styles.

[DeathBringer9216]

It's a team of two people. Noob Saibot and Smoke.

[snake10000000]

thats some funny shit

[DongoFett617]

HEADS UP!

[AguFungus]

Moves that even Mario couldn't even think of!

[slytherinjen76]

alright stop. Hammertime!

[RanmaSa0t0me]

nice

[Darkinu2]

When he threw his hammer up I knew that was going to happen..

[Chawo]

lol

[waspennator]

yes and a clone of baraka if im right

[buttlick20]

uhhh... no thats shaokahn butthole

[Eriil]

This one is the best by far.

[Mistertbones]

That is the best Hara Kiri I have ever seen!

[maccrack]

the deadly allaince killed a clone of shao kahn.

He knew what they were up to the bastids....quan chi, the biggest snake ou there.

[pelotuditos]

HAMMER SMASHED FACE! ((cual cannibal corpse jaja))

[24HallOfFame90]

i believe that is supposed to be onaga as the "announcer" for deception

[vulpoon]

lol Lui kang was killed too,they always bring peeps back,also baraka did too,its funny though,hammer trick gone bad hehe

[themalone467]

If Deadly alliance killed him how did he come back?

sometimes i just dont understand MK

[Organization1324]

Supposedly Shao Kahn made a clone and that's what the Deadly Alliance killed. Its on the Deception website in his profile.

[themalone467]

lol what about when Kung Lao and Kung lao killed him in Shaolin Monks?

[DisturbedEwok]

in his bio I think, it says he used a clone.

[robinboy9]

the hammer went upppppp then went doooownnn

lol perfect aim

[melodydorsey]

WHOOPSIES

[Segahead2007]

OUCH!

[johnnysasaki]

Shao Kahn was the annuncer in MK2 and MK3(and Ultimate and Trilogy too).Since MK4,this is the annuncer but it´s not Shao Kahn´s voice

[aicnednetni]

??? Is shao kahn the one saying "hara-kiri"? how can he say that if his head exploded?

[clowns4ever2]

lmao the hammer bounced

[J2a1L]

That is true, he did seem to have perfect aim. Haha..! He should have just smashed himself in the groin, then kaboom.. Kidding..

[RocknRollGangsta]

Did he practice that before cuz he had good aim and he didnt even look up

[alexc628]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[incostirva]

He like a contruction worker accidentally smashed his head with a sledgehammer.

[eltonmgs]

what a shit

it should've smashed his body

[kyubisasuke200]

i ve seen stuff better than that

[Darkfischer13]

Auch! :'( I dont have the game....why? I dont Know! =P

[weaponlord]

Sweet! I dont have the gamecube version so I was curioused what his looked liked. =D