Angry German Kid vs Crysis

[Knightlip1]

lol the escape muffin

[declaration963]

SPARTA !

[spunkflunk]

He shoulda been trying to get it to work on his shorty pc

[jan8442]

the resurection of hitler is on my side now ^^

das ist gut

[timemaker100]

this is wrong he played unreal tournemant i know it cause im german and i saw a video like that with halo and he never said the N word learn to translate

[lukenator1997]

@timemaker100 they just take the same video of him i think and edit it to where they have there own captions and clips from games but same german kid (:

[dm2910]

haha roflmao k3wl!!!

[erika5469]

is he normal?aha but this crysis........

[supermansamuel]

Why do you censor Fuck but keep Shit Uncensored?

[staranger87]

He does not say Nigger, he said son of a bitch!!

belive me,trust the german guy! ;)

[tazss159]

what a bitch he must be a rejeted child. Who would do that to thier pc.

[EqualsEX]

hate to see what happens when he plays cod5....

[MasterDOOM2010]

Noob

[aliasthc]

Ep1C

[wowaddict66]

lol he said the N word

[Akslol]

ROFL

[BulgarianBoy92]

hahah the sparta virus made me laugh so hard :D

[legonas4444]

LOL AT THE SPARTA

[TomosLeszno]

mały hitler , faszysta zajebany

[GhostReconGuy]

escape muffin.

"If i am able to run unreal tournement I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RUN CRYSIS ON MAX SETTINGS!"

[stephenharperbest2]

lol hes killing his allies

[Nemesishk]

ur stupid, he's using no target hack.. He's not killing his allies

[eragongod]

lol the escape muffin :P

he sais escape knopf that means button in german, hahah after Hitler he is probably one of the most famous guys from germany

why would he upload something like thats anyway :P What a disgrace

[Kamil200384]

Ati is good

[darthvadermasterchie]

was he getting raped?

[rapperviet]

did he said Ni**** ?? xDDDDDD

[bestdeafguy11]

if some person black heard that N***** will total pissed off and he is in big troulbe!!! am i right, huh... 8p

[Kalana564]

very very funny

[bf2lover42]

its not the computer that is slow, its his brain

ahahha playing crysis with an Apple, a ATI 12mb, intel celeron and google hacks must be priceless

but you should have an escape muffin

[bf2lover42]

and 56k dial up, since crytek optimized crysis

[Paumonsu]

MAXIMUM ANGRY!

[KurtmanJP]

Where's the escape muffin?

[br0k3n77]

at 1:10 i LOL'd so hard.... move out.. maximum strenght!...lmao

[Pet444444]

Crysis noob XD

[Yurneo]

omg in every vid he's like using the same keyboard

[undead1rob]

...it is the same vid ... people juyst change the words and edit it lol...

[007sarodim]

dude...all of these agk videos ur watching are the same vids,in the real one hes playing unreal but people make spoofs, saying hes playing counterstrike or crysis or halo and fill in funny subtitles

[Temaxismenos]

hey CALM DOWN psycho!!!

[tockra95]

This is a shit caption this what is in the undertitle isnt the real text.

He say in real

I want play Unreal Tourmenent...

[TheArea510]

FUCK MAC lobtop it is hella fuckin slow.FUCk yoy Apply fuckkkkkkk

[jamesterflavour]

this is bullshit. he is not pissed because of crysis but unreal tournament!!!

he sed"ich will unreal tournament schpielen". that means, i want to play unreal tournament;)

[asusEAX7900GTX]

of course he was originally UT :). can't you take a joke?

[jamesterflavour]

@asusEAX7900GTX yes i can, didn't mean it as commentary, just as an add.

[BungholeMcGee]

@jamesterflavour your mom and you are bullshit

[jamesterflavour]

@BungholeMcGee how old are you? 12?

[NorWay707]

hahahaha! xD that was awesome.

"the escape muffin!!" :D

[petra678]

lol 16 mb ati computer lol crytek optimised for every pc

[igorcankickyouu]

"the resurection of hitler is on my side now"

LMAOO

[rail3945]

HIS INTEL CELRON RIG ROCKS, lmfao.

[cataxo444]

Escape muffin !

[DOTISO]

If his computer really have an ATI 12MB gfx card, the game won't even start xD

[megacomrade]

it won't work smoothly on a 6200a 512mb!!

[DOTISO]

no shit it won't...

[CreatureGam3r]

lol

[4riel]

ROFLMFAO

[k3sub0ii]

lets get lost now..escape muffin!! LOL

[ninjahua]

THe resurection of hitler is on my side now! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

[DiGiTaLdAzEDM]

This is bullshit--that same insane German Kid Video has been around since way b4 Crysis came out.This is the same vid with clips of Crysis inserted--it used to say he was playing counterstrike. I'm sure if you tried you could find a different insane German gamer out there--LOL.

[asusEAX7900GTX]

he was originally playing UT

[stephenharperbest2]

and wow he uses a frying pan instead of a gun cuz he cant shoot for shit and hes only team killing with the frying pan...frying pan + team kill= biggest foby noob.

[DiGiTaLdAzEDM]

He's probably commited to a Psych ward somewhere by this point.

[aldobu1990]

qahahahahahhahaha

[DarkHackin]

VIRUS aUHAIUhuIAHiuAHuiAHiHAiuhAIUAh­AIUIUuiA !! hahaha!!

[stephenharperbest2]

agk is prolly usin intel 945 gma with that gay pixel forcer

[nubjealvin]

whahahahahahahaahahhahaaa

[mulogo]

lol, take that NIGGER!

[WhiteWingedKnight]

you might wanna turn the "Nvidia is beating the shit out of Ati", It is now Ati is beating the Shit out of Nvidia!

[JaMeS159]

mmm no. The 4870 isnt much better than Nvidias newest cards.

[WhiteWingedKnight]

Well obviously, but when it comes to price Ati is basically king of the war. I've never brought an Ati Card til now

[darksidelead]

it pretty much is, cooler, less power comsuming, DX10.1 for up coming games (ATI teamed up with Blizzard). its on par, even a little better than the GTX 260 which costs $100 more. And lastly crossfire support on the superior Intel chipsets unlike SLI on the Nvidia chipsets.

[igorcankickyouu]

hahah directx 10.1 is never gonna happen.

microsoft is already announcing directx 11 this august at gamefest 08. and they plan to realease it Q2 09. also most video game developers have said they're not planning on ever using directx 10.1

[darksidelead]

not exaclly, DX11 will be on both ATI and Nvidia's in their next generation gpu next year. Aside from that, the reason why most games ain't going DX10.1 cuz Nvidia doesn't have/want it at the moment and Nvidia influences pretty much any game with "The way its meant to be played" only valve and activation-blizzard are with ATI's side so expect SC 2, Diablo 3, HL2 episode 3 to be all 10.1, even possibly COD6

[igorcankickyouu]

yea, directx 11 is gonna support both

10 and 10.1 cards along with 11 cards.

but i still rather wait for when nvidia makes

a card better than the HD 4000 series =]

[radudman]

has cod 6 even been anounced yet??? the furthest cod so far is 4 (everybody knwos that) cod world at war is announced, not sure when, but i thinks its using the same engine as cod 4. which really kinda sux cuz there is no built in physics for cars or planes

i personally prefer crysis over and FPS too date.

[ScorpionExtreme]

Idiot

[shadymnms]

lol, "the ressurection of hitler is on my side" escape muffin???

[greatdragon11]

this guy sucks at gaming

[AudioBloodz0r]

"My intel celeron rig rocks" :'--D jesus, can't stop watching!

[AudioBloodz0r]

games dont make people violent, lag does!! XD

[kalimul]

Amen fellow gamer.

[MaSt3rPi3cE]

lol everybody is saying translation is shit duuh he made up subtitles so it will look like he is talkin bout crysis xD

i like the vid but i hate the angry german kid its just such a dork

[antm4n311]

"TAKE THAT, NIGGER" - priceless.

[shadymnms]

xD agreed

[agntroboy1995]

lediablo lol

[agntroboy1995]

escapemuffin lol

[agntroboy1995]

ragga muffin

[bertiebots]

What a shame ! Wouldn't like to be his mother ? Does it have one though ?

[mihaissj]

OMG...does people like this exist? :))

[satan163]

This video was out way before Crysis was.

I enjoy watching crazy people.

[EpeeNoire]

Translation is really shit. Not only one word is right!

[AfroKalypseDeluxeRap]

The translation is a damn piece of shit!!!

[SstalkerS]

lmao "my intel celeron rig rocks"

[SstalkerS]

lmao

[ragein5557]

LOL, that was the best

[littleduden]

his computer is some shit =P angry guy =P

[Predator163]

best end xd

[mechi1993]

i understand you. the fucking senders of virus crash your computer.

1 year ago i've gived a punch(3 or 4 for be exactly) to my old computer and it crash. 5 stars video xd

[TacoROCKvideos]

the resurection of hitler is on my now...LOL

[wayne205stevens]

Fuck i almost pissed myself lol

[sumitino]

i honestly think everyone should wake up everyday to this video, there would be no more wars and there would peace and smiling faces everywhere. thank you poster :)

[peeps2142]

hahahaha virus

[coolbenni]

thje best version of crysis!

[snipersimong]

lol

[swordman6m1]

this is of course freaking fake. hes an actor.

[xxguitarxx0906]

i hope this is fake cuz that kids got MAJOR issues.

[xXJeReMiAhXx99]

ok just for u people that dont know this is a edited video of the guy playing and he dies and he almost brakes his keyboard in pieces in the real one

[conroe4]

Crysis should have made a "Very Low" graphics setting..

[moumoutte]

i was talkin to a27joekickass btw

[SheeopCash]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I HAVEN´T LAUGHED THIS GOOD IN A WHILE!!(nine hours:P) This was the best remake of the Kraut kid!! xDxDxD

[Blackdeath1992]

That's old dude

Try something else

This vid has been used to many.

[predking]

Escape muffin ^^

[lolex2]

sparta ^^

[chinzz]

this isnt real u know lol.. hes actually some kind of german actor

[Braxintor]

I´ve never seen someone go crazy like that!!

[crysisdragon]

choclatemilk....unlesss your planning to run crysis on the lowest settings possible...DO NOT get the 8400GS, go with at least 8600 if you want anything above medium...

[makeme708]

What an ugly ape kid. Hahaha

[SimonLANO]

What a fucking NOob :) lol

[asdkljcnaocasfdsa]

rofl what a monkey

[aeagle326]

hahah if i can run UT i can run this on max.

that was great!

7600GT= medum settings for me.... meh.

[ChocolateMilk831]

lol i have a freaking GeForce FX 5200, i cant even attempt this game, but i am getting a GeForce 8400 Gs Tommorow

[ChocolateMilk831]

i didnt say i was getting this game..and frankly i dont want this game you rasist bastard.

[predking]

ZING!

[ChocolateMilk831]

????????????????

[a27joekickass]

you ma'am are a complete fucking retard. I have a 8400GS and over clocked the core to 579 MHZ and the memory to 520 MHZ and it plays this game fucking fine. i play gears with it and get a good framerate. SO STFU YOU AINT GOT ONE SO YOU CANT RENDER AN OPINION.

[moumoutte]

i used to have one and it sucks ass... so dont try to tell me that this crappy card ... EVEN overclocked to maximum capability can play crysis and run it fine ( unless u put to the lowest settings) compared to other cards like the 8800 gt and 8800 gts 512mb....btw ur fucked =D

[xxwaterxxx]

i dn overclock my 9600 geforce i could still win ur 8400 overclock

[liedsonpl]

8400GS totally sucks.

its shit, its waste of money.

u just bought fucking shit and u think thats good graphic card - nope, its not even low-end, its worse than low-end cards.

[hsvgts3502007]

lol it does sux balls major lol i used one while waiting for my sli cards 9600gts i overclcoked the 8400gs and played crysis at med settings lol and got 35-40fps lmao i was blown away but still it a shit card lol

[warmoviesboy]

eww dude got get the 8400gs try to get a 8600gt atlest

[Dice166]

the end was perfect !!! (lol)

[calvinyuenblinke]

hahahhhahhahha german computer nerd!

[willhub]

Wow he's lost the plot big time hahaha

[Rafalexp]

LOL

[happystar5]

ahahahaha virus

[xrat989]

I wish I never saw this...4/5

[Dice166]

HAhaahAhAhAhAhaHAHAHhAhahAhAHA­HAH

[Lokabergslagen]

Haha his brain is gonna boom

[crysisdragon]

Lol I could see my crysis footage in there.

[em3rveillement]

you are retarded :|

[blacktiger818]

hahaah wasnt the original about counter strike?

[cupcakechristian]

Unreal Tournament. :/

[pus8vic]

his scary=( but funny vid ROFLEMAO!

[ecchibanzaii]

Crapy remake of the original...

Still funny as hell,escape muffin vs escape sparta

[MCSin2007]

lol hes saying wheres the escape button

and it says the escape muffin.

lol. ahahhaah

[aznstylexxx]

what... in the hell... very annoying

[JulianAndAaron]

Oh fuck, thats hilarious

[PHANTOM52]

he dont play crysis i know that vid he play unreal or cs and he just do it for fun he was on tv that son of stupid german asshole bitch this shows how german nature is that bitches

[CsS1337h4x0r]

Stfu facist, this is only the very worst of german people.

[ghosthud1]

mmmmmmmm im confused why did the keyboard change half way through

little prick id shit on his rig then crumple it into a little ball on feed it his Then stamp on his testicles!

[netook8]

Still very disturbing. If I caught someone doing that with my PC he would need an ambulance

[AeroVortex92]

lmao!

[netook8]

holy shit he is worse than my brother lol. which is why wait till he moves out then it get a upgrade for crysis.

he destroyed my OS with porn and and well I sorta almost killed it by using N-tune(it revved my cpu until it crashed). #$%#% you nvidia!

[thugricanz]

Woot i saw spartan face lmao

THIS IS SPARTAN , *SLAP*!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thugricanz]

not good... gets old really ive seen this guy before lol not funny anymore

yeah he is "kinda" popular :D

[PlatonJ]

you know his an actor right :P -.-"

[stureremil1942]

Now I know why some games hadn't been released in Germany.

[sniperspikes]

lmao ive seen so many versions of this kid, is he like ultra famous or something

[callix13]

Buahahaha funny!