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  • AT THE END OF THE REVIEW WHAT SONG WAS THAT PLAYING

  • i haven't seen a game-movie i liked...

  • He didn't even mention Tali as a romance option!

  • 38 ppl dont know how to do the shepard =D

  • I feel bad because I REALLY hated the main story. Characters rocked, sans a few of them that felt like they were clumsy stereotypes or cliches. But the main story didn't really go anywhere. No good twists, it was way too straightforward, and the collectors were far inferior to Saren.

  • You can really tell that Joe didn;t even finish the game before reviewing it. First off he didn't even know about being able to specialize in another weapon which is about halfway through the game. And if you watch his video on the top 10 games of 2010, Joe is all over ME2 and had it in 2nd place.

  • No official Seal of badassery?! for the first time ,Joe, you disappoint me T.T

  • CHARGE IS AWESOME, JOE!

  • Bet you're happy about the co-op in ME3 Jo!

  • First time I disagree with you, Joe.

    Charge is NOT useless!

  • @ItamarO93 You are 100 % right. Charge is THE BOMB.COM!

  • @AngryJoeShow

    Quick few notes to your criticisms:

    You can use Assault Rifles on any class, eventually, if you so choose.

    You can control your party member placement.

    Charge is amazing. But I suppose that's an opinion from both of us (though, I will enforce the fact that being able to Charge through cover is very useful).

    This isn't me saying "ur reviw suks lawl," I'm just pointing out some facts and such.

  • Apparently there will be more mass effect after number 3 but it wont be with commander Shepard and mass effect 3 will have co op multi player but in the co op mode you wont be restricted on being only human you can pick many of the other races

  • Joe, Multiplayer would be the worst thing to add to mass effect.

  • @pivot1022 Multiplayer was added to ME3.

    ...

    Just saying...

  • @RandomShinigami7 then bioware better not fuck it up.

  • Vanguard charge useless? XD dude....

  • Naaaaaaaaaaaaah. Keep multiplayer out of RPG games. You're supposed to play and enjoy the story alone. Go play Call of Duty.

  • sorry to dissapoint you Joe but Mass Effect is a trilogy

  • @awesomeytaccount there s going to be a MMO and some ripoff,

  • I love both the first and second ME and I'm sure ME3 would be even better.

  • I don't think mass effect movie is a good idea...

    The whole point of franchise is to make your OWN Shephard and make the story like you see fit with soma basic restrictions.

    Movie: train moving on tracks

    Mass effect: helicopter that takes off and lands where it wants and moves to it's objective HOW IT FUCKING WANTS!

  • @Warhamer116 They've made books and comics, only the games focus on Shep's (your) decisions. Who's to say they can't, say, focus on Anderson pre-Reaper controversy? (They have a book for that, actually.)

    Or maybe Saren's rise to Specter-dom, and how he came into contact with Sovereign?

    Just some examples.

  • there books???? what are there names?

  • @iwillfollow24 Redemption's one, I think. There's a book going over Liara's recovery of Shepard's body.

  • @Warhamer116 Yes i agree Mass Effect is about creating your own Shepard but the overall personality of Shepard is a hardbitten soldier who stops at nothing to achieve his goal. That should be fairly easy for a highly experienced actor to replicate.

    Besides I heard Hudson, Ray Muzyka, and other Bioware staff were gonna be executive producers or something like that. Im sure theyd flip a bitch if they let Hollywood fuck up their series.

  • @Warhamer116 and hollywood likes fucking with the story and turn it to their own franchise

  • Playing all out Renegade really isn't all that fun.

    It's like short term fun, but not long term.

    No Rachni, No Wrex, etc etc

  • The first game had too many bugs in my opinion but this game seemed to fix them all! I'll be buying it for PS3 soon!

  • @movieaddict725 i did but get it new

  • It continues to amaze me how many people don't know that you can play as a female Shepard. Anyway, great review, I agree with most of your points, Joe. Mass Effect 2 is my favourite game of all time, closely followed by the first game.

  • The only problem I have with any Mass Effect Game is deciding which girl to bang, lol. Shepard is too much of a babe magnet. I am waiting it out for Ashley again in Mass Effect 3. Oh, and sometimes I get bullshit renegade points for no reason. I have even tried saving before conversations and trying every possibility. Sometimes you need to get renegade points to stay on good terms with people. Like Mordin for example.

  • they are making a mass effect movie but its 50 years before shepard

  • i hope mass effect 3 has so kind of multiplayer

  • Game developers/publishers receive zero revenue from used game sales. The revenue goes straight to the stores that sold the said used games. They lose more money to used game sales than to piracy. Look it up.

    That said, your comment on the Cerberus Network is ignorant. A person who buys a used game indeed did not support the particular developer/publisher to begin with. Thus it isn't -and can not- be considered as a"direct stab at gamers who buy their game used." If you like a game, support it.

  • the mass effect film will be animated

  • My Reviews:

    Mass Effect 92%

    Mass Effect 2 96%

    Mass Effect 3 must be the 100%

    Anyhow, Very good review :D

  • ok will you stopp. it wasent made for multiplayer. it was made to interact with your npc's. your a commander and you tell them where to go. not everything need to be multiplayer

  • @DanBonRP hes not talking about multyplayer he said it would be better if it had CO-OP and I agree with him, I f'in loved the game but sometimes my team mates were so stupid, I would tell them to attack and use powers and sometimes they disobeied.

    And on higher dificultys that sometimes meant death. If I could have played with at least 1 friend it would have been much more fun, they could have though of it and added it, if they had I agree with him and then it would be a 10/10

  • @CasandGaz I know what you mean, having a drop-in option would've been fun. Also, usually when you tell a teammate to use an ability and they "don't," it's because there's a fucking wall in front of them and their ability hits the wall. Fucking... retards. Not only that, but in ME2 it seems that their AI still has the overheating weapons from ME1, because they only shoot in bursts, even when there's a mid-boss RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM HOLY SHoh they died.

  • The game is more like reading a good book ... but after reading 999 pages its boring as hell :/

  • @TheLordstrider many considered this game like a good book, that once they finished they couldn't get enough but whatever different strokes different fokes

  • I've beaten this game, and once i finished it i started it over again. I've never liked a video game that much. This review doesn't bring it the justice it deserves. for me, it's 10/10 forever with a badass seal of approval and instant classic. Amazing.

  • yea this game sucked, very frustrating because the original was so good

  • @ddvs2012 So what exactly was bad about it?

  • @Reusablebutton Mass Efftect one, for the discerning gamer with mature taste, Mass effect 2, for the horny pre pubescent slobber hards who dont know the difference between art and explosion porn. Bioware took an amazing, engaging Mass effect one universe and under EAs corrupting influence, managed to fuck it all up. It caters almost entirely to the sad people who actually think that being able to pretend fuck a virtual alien is the pinnacle of game design

  • @ddvs2012 WTF are you talking about? Caters to people who want to fuck a alien?! Its a science fiction action, your saying that because this game has fucking 2-3 minutes of sex that it is solely based on that? Did you even pay attention to the story? the dark tone that it went for by showing the corruption of the galaxy and the idea of a hopeless battle but the continual strive for hope is what this game is about, with its amazing gameplay and action sequences. HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED THE GAME?

  • @Reusablebutton No, what i said was: "It caters almost entirely to the sad people who actually think that being able to pretend fuck a virtual alien is the pinnacle of game design". The fact that it is a selling point is pathetic in and of itself, but nowhere did i say that its "solely based on that" as you alleged. The story is 65% percent poorly cobbled together "loyalty" missions which dont make any sense at all, its "omg theres an imminent reaper threat that will spell the end of all life

  • @ddvs2012 they never wanted what your stating as their selling point, so your point is bullshit and how does a loyalty mission not make sense?

  • @ddvs2012 in the universe, but before I become a reliable part of this team, youre gonna have to sort out my daddy issues". And scouring each planet by fucking hand? What kind of masochistic future is this? Is commander shepherd really doing this shit by hand instead of exploring foreign frontiers on fringe planets, discovering alien artifacts, and generally being b.a. like in ME1? Yes, I played ME2, I had astronomical expectations, and I was thoroughly underwhelmed

  • @ddvs2012 i think you only hate the game b/c its not what you expected. i liked the game because of its story and i cant see why you think its all about alien sex seeing that mass effect 1 showed more skin in their love scenes. this game is all about romance and adventure but i guess you wouldn't see it that way because your too narrow minded to accept what they did in this game.

  • @irvenman well the immutable truth of the universe is that flies will always be drawn to shit and there is nothing i can say to change that

  • Well, THANK you Joe. I thought Miranda was the hottest girl in the game, now I can't look at her without thinking Michael Jackson. I guess it's time to see if Ashley's still available...

  • co-op multiplayer? how about no

  • @Tirius9393 I'm fine with co-op multiplayer but I would hate player vs player mutliplayer.

  • 6:02 I really thought he was gonna say butt...

  • wow i was thinking about coop too... I WANT TO PLAY AS GARRUS WITH MA BRO!!!

  • What he said the ship battles and the co-op would BE SO FUCK BADASS

  • ME2 is one of my favorite games ever.

  • Mass Effect 2 is better, than ME1 :D

  • I love and mostly agree with your reviews Joe but not this time. ME2 was such an overall step back from the first game.

  • @Gvaz well its you're opinion mate but still ME2 is still an awesome game

  • I came to this review because I love Mass Effect and I had heard you were a terrible reviewer, but I gave you the chance to prove yourself with a valid commentary. You proved me wrong. Give me the 10 minutes and 21 seconds I wasted on this bull shit (thank the Nine I didn't watch your whole "EPIC" review...more of my time to waste).

    For actual reviews, please search "Razorfist: The Rageaholic". You won't be disappointed.

  • @SamuelBartz Stop

    Promoting people

  • @yibuu2

    Stop riding Joe's dick.

  • @SamuelBartz Riding his dick thats impossible i have no clue who he is

  • @SamuelBartz I don't want to watch anyone with the word "Rageaholic" in their name.

  • 3. Hate on the Cerberus Network: "Unfair to us as customers"?! It's unfair to the developers who put hundreds of hours of their life into this incredible merit of game design that lose money on used games. The fact is that when people buy used games, the developers receive NO money. The Cerberus Network is an ingenious idea by Bioware to give their developers the payback they deserve without completely ripping off the consumers who purchased a used game.

  • 2. Dance:

    Sorry, I didn't come to this review to see you dance around like a pan-shitting retard for a full minute, nor did I want to sit down and listen to you fumbling to provide actual insight to this game's plot and gameplay structure. If you really want to act like an idiot on the Internet then take it to some other website so cultured gamers don't have to put up with this horse shit.

  • My problems with this moronic review:

    1. "Assault Rifles can only be used by Soldiers."

    Well, ya dipshit, if you actually PLAYED the game instead of posting a video of yourself giving a thumbs up to this game like everyone else you'd notice that any class can use assault rifles during the mission when you acquire the Reaper IFF. Make sure we stick to facts, mkay?

  • You insult Yvonne Strahovsky, and all us Chuck fans will raise hell. She's hot. She doesn't look like MJ.

  • The funny thing is I dance like Shepard now everyone says do the shepard at the school dance

  • @collins156601 Lmao.

  • watching megan fox by an asari would be eipc!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow, good speaking Joe (at the beginning) used good words to make me want to stay in and listen to his opinion. Kudos man!

  • What you meane unskipeble? after my first playtrough i could skip it by pressing yhe y buttom :P

  • he should have shown shepard dancing in samara's loyalty mission.

  • Bioware just didn't add you controlling the Normandy against pirate raids, shooting like Space Invaders, because they're gonna add this thing in ME3, it'll be cooler man...

    And a CO-OP doesn't work for Mass Effect because the story is about Shepard, unless they create ins ME3 another main character, which i doubt is gonna have the same charisma that Shepard does. And questionable A. I.? Only on your Playtrough man, because i finished ME2 +6 times and i didn't seen anything like that.

    BTW,nice RV

  • @MrGabsloko On the questionable AI, I will agree that Mechs and such can easily be fooled by putting a wall between them and you. They'll just keep firing in into it forever and only slowly come around, and you can move faster. Which makes it a weird cat and mouse waiting game that makes you feel like the mech is too dumb. I'd have liked less armor on those guys and more intense pursuit on them. Makes Insanity level more fun.

  • I can surprisingly not dance like Shepard does.

  • it should be 10

  • your a retard

  • cant wait to get mass effect 2 just finished mass effect 1

  • I'm surprised you thought so highly of this game, Joe, because I think it's an easy decision to think that Mass Effect 1 is far superior. I thought you loved LOOT, and the reason I say this is because there is NO loot in Mass Effect 2. No longer do you search containers for goodies after clearing a room of hostiles, no longer do you sift through your findings after a successful mission and equip what you want and sell the rest for credits. Even the shops in Mass Effect 2 barely have anything.

  • Angry Joe, you're my favorite reviewer, but you definitely have a bias in Bioware's favor. I too like bioware (a bit stronger for old work), and on a good day maybe I could give this a 9/10, but Dragon Age was less deserving and it got the same thing. If you believe what you did when you reviewed Halo: Reach, you wouldn't hand out Bioware pats on the back like this.

  • @regulushero he gave dragon age 2 a 7. And Mass Effect 2 deserved a 10 imo. Cant say much abt the first DA. Didnt like the demo, but may give it a shot next time.

  • Multiplayer would actually suck, because mass effect is about being a hero. And once you see other players you won't feel like a hero anymore.

  • SEX?Strippers? Count me IN!!!

  • DRAGON AGE 2 - THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME!

  • I'm sure mass effect 3 is the final. Unless they change their mind? They better not mess up. x_x!

  • @Divinityxx1 Me3 is the last one revolving around shepard but there will be other ME games

  • @Divinityxx1 yea its a trilogy

  • @Divinityxx1 I would hope after Mass Effect 3 that they make a game where you play as the prothian's fighting a portion of a story within the loosing battle against the reapers.

  • wtf no 10/10 ?!!?!?! =.=?!!?!?!?!

  • Co-Op mapes ME a 15 of 10 XD

  • i lost it at the miranda part xD

  • Can you review mass effect 1?

  • You can use the assault rifle in vanguard and infiltrator, you pick it up, I think.

  • Who here finds the galaxy map music relaxing??

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite review on the Citadel.

  • @MarzX1802 We are all Commander Shepard lets join together to defeat the reapers!!!!!

  • @MarzX1802 ROFL!

  • i don't know how I do it but I'm a soldier and have biotic powers too and ps3 version is better is 1 disc and have all the DLS's on it this is the best RPG ever

  • DO THE SHEPARD! xD

  • Does he know that on the Collector ship mission if you aren't a soldier you can get assault rifle training and then maybe start the game again with that character after you beat it to use assault rifles the whole way through?

  • this game is 10/10. multiplayer would lower that score

  • Why does this guy have so many views? This shit sucks!!!!

  • Was thinking of geting It after I get DS2, but saving up for Dragon Age 2.......

  • gettin it on ps3 next week =)

  • Miranda Is Best !!!

  • the Galaxy map is also more realistic

  • yes i have done that. many times.

  • CURSE YOU JOE FOR MISSING OUT TALI, THE ONLY LIKEABLE ROMANCE IN THIS GAME FOR MALE SHEPERDS!

    Nah, I;m kidding, though I am kinda surprised you didn't mention it. I also agree that space combat in Mass Effect 3 would be awesome, imagine a boss battle in a dogfight with a Reaper, now THAT would be awesome.

  • No multiplayer!

  • @MikkroBitti

    Can't see ME2 working well with multiplayer since it's such a character and decision driven story, maybe for some deathmatch maps but I think biotics would lead to easy spamming.

  • 2:56-2:59 lol

  • I thought SC2 was game of the year, played this, opinion changed.

  • still 10/10 for me

  • you can use the assalut rifle when u get it on the collector ship! seriously play the game fully before u review

  • Angry Gomez

  • Multiplayer? Err... no. Go play a Multiplayer game, NOT ME2 for multiplayer.

  • vanguard charge worthless? fucking noob

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  • 04:42 

  • Yeah, i kinda did the fly in space thingy , , ,

  • Game of the year thumbs up if you agree

  • DO THA SHEPARD

  • Dont forget one the most important parts, They got rid of the frigging annoying Mako ground running around.

  • 0:01

    

  • @laughykid123 it doesn't work

  • you're not too bad, but just shave the effin mustache

  • @thi711 it makes me angry that you even post a comment you stupid low life troll.

  • :D:D 7:10

  • Mass Effect 2 with ALL RPG elements that it had it the first would be a 10/10. As it stands right now, it's about a 8/10.

  • @UltraredM Jup. Now they have to take the strongs from the first and the second to make the most awesum third one.

  • @DerOrk You're damn right. Longer story, bring back the old RPG elements and basically bring back planets that you could visit before. (Noveria, Feros, etc) Also have past choices play larger roles. That would be the 10/10 Mass Effect game we all desire. I just hope EA's grubby corporate hands don't try pulling any shit on the fanbase.

  • Awsome Review man.......U Rocks

  • !game of the year! Thumbs up if u agree :D

  • i love the slap

  • Awesome review! ^_^

  • the game is awesome but my biggest complaint is that i wish you could explore planets with that space rover thing like in ME1

  • So long the movie isn't another Avatar the Last Airbender...

  • You can still have space sex! Oh yeah!

    lol

  • LOL at the ship part i fuckin laughed!

  • Oh miranda doesn't look like MJ.

  • "she was constantly jumping in front of my way and find every opportunity to stick her BIG FAT... HEAD in front of my assault rifle!!" Yeah, yeah, head:-)

  • DO THE SHEPARD!! lol :)

  • i wish you can have space battles over the resources

  • id buy both,but i dont have money right now,and i cant get any DLC because 1:i havent put the ethirnet wire in and 2:im not going to be an Xboxlive gold member,if gold mebership was free,yeah i would,but no,michroshoft need to learn from PSN,its free but still make money from the DLC

  • @Artencot you have to pay for the best, psn is worthless... hence why its free.

  • Game of the year for me so far

  • @Famoustars1386 still is

  • @belpex83 lol ^^

  • lol i love when he's driving the the ship xDDDDD :) so funny good video ^^

  • if u want random space incounters get ratchet and clank, but i think its only for ps3 i dont know

  • @hioeo ratchet and clank has ALWAYS been playstation exlusive

  • Whats the song at the ending?

  • @MrAnimeKami Whats the name of the song at the end?*

  • hahahaha I do run my ship in circles on the galaxy map hahaha

  • Another great review AngryJoe you are infact one of the prophets of good =] and .... anger >=]>

  • hey why joe why did you slap me i did play the original

  • shud i get avp or mass effect 2

  • mass effect 2 screw avp

  • @006airsoft Mass Effect 2.

  • dude, the bitch slap was awesome, hahaha

  • joe thats not true about the assualt Rifle thing when your a soildier you start with one but if your an vanguard or anything like that you have to earn one later on in the game but good review by the way.

  • The bar music is a HUGE improvement from the original.

  • @Kaweebo

    is it the "dark rhythms and violent pulses"? lol

  • lol Yesh.

  • I Agree with you on everything the Game would of been a 10/10 if it had Online Co-op but hey it's a RPG and it's solid for being Single Player only but the fact that we didn't had any Spaceship battles or the chance to explorer planet's more clearly like in ME1 was dissapointing, none the less the Game is amazing.

  • Wow, is that for real? A Mass Effect Movie?! That's freakin cool! And about those DLC's, can't I just download them and install it just like TES4:Oblivion? I never had the chance to try a single DLC from Bioware which sucks my Dragon Age: Origins.

    How about mods, does it have mods? I played it 4 times in insanity mode and it pisses me that it's so short.

  • any1 knows the name of the 8-bit song the begining?

  • i know i would have done that with the space ship every time i got to drive it

  • 6:50 you gave farcry 2, a 9/10 also

  • 04:26 LOL