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  • The cartoon guillard looks way better then the one in real life....... O.O

  • lol

  • ethnically Japanese and Korean are closely related to Chinese than Taiwanese

    but culturally i would say people in China,Vietnam,Japan,Korea,Mong­ol,Taiwan

    etc all share similar cultures , customs or food just like European people. I don't

    think at the moment China will stop putting their pressures or invasion on Taiwan.

    But in the end they still have to face the truth so 2 nations will make compromise.

    French is a mix race as well but they won't call themselves Germanic or Latin.

  • Rudd pull Julia's knife out of your back and cross the floor so we can get rid of her, ultimate revenge. You'll be Australia's hero.

  • virtual really

  • 跆拳道是这些缝隙小便或什么,他妈的他们

  • Never knew the Chinese cared so much about Aussie politics. Surprising, really.

  • @UpwardsFallings This was not made by Chinks. Chinks don't have such a global view. This was made by Taiwanese.

  • They seem to have a very good understanding of our politics, lol that's not even sarcastic :)

  • Why couldn't MY news channels be like this??? >:(

  • This one never grows old.

  • I voted sex party

  • Vatican's assets include massive investments by Rothschild in the UK, France and the U.S., billions of shares in oil and weapons companies like Shell and General Electric, Bethlehem Steel. The Vatican is the world's largest owner of private property and its gold reserves is stored by Bank of England and the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank.

  • @therealesteyeopener and this has what to do with Aussie politics?

  • The flag of the Washington District of Columbia has three red stars. One for each city state in the empire. This empire rule the world economically through London's "City", militarily by the District of Columbia, and spiritually by the Vatican. The Constitution for the District of Columbia operates under a tyrannical Roman law known as the lex fori and has no similarities to the U.S. Constitution.

  • The "City", also known as the "square mile" an area of 677 hectares in London. The City-State, pays no tax, has its own courts, its own laws, their own flag, their own private police. Here are the Bank of England, a privately owned institution which is not subject to regulation by the British Parliament, and in fact is a sovereign world power. Internationally they use the "Crown Princess" as a symbol of power but the real power belongs to the bankers and not the royal house.

  • australia's politic at its worst.

  • This is possibley the greatest thing I have ever seen.

  • I agree, damn accurate summary of the leadup to our election.

  • Anyone else came here via TVTropes?

  • Bahahaha, this is just awesome

  • The bloody counting of votes took two weeks. We had no government for two weeks!

  • THE alp ARE unION HACKS,UNIONS THESE DAYS CARRY NO WEIGHT!,FUCK THEM aLL!

  • @scottwa2468

    HURRR DUUUR

    You capslock is broken there buddy! Or is that the Union's fault aswell?

  • Ahhhhhh Australia, you gotta love it.

  • Pretty accurate.

  • spot on

  • LOL at Abbott shooting the boat people then kissing his crucifix. LOL. GOLD.

  • WHAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • Yeah....this sums up how the elections occurs. Kinda embarrasing really :P

  • @ moonphoenix1

    HOW AM I THE RACIST ONE?? they re the ones making fun of us! It's not racist when they do it do us... But when we do it to them it's unacceptable - racist doesn't mean racist any more

  • I really hope this is real

  • Love it... they (Taiwanese) got it , a brilliant summary :)

  • for God sake let us vote again...pleeeaaasseee....

  • This is one of the funniest clips I've seen for years. Love it.

  • Does everyone here know that GILLARD avoided being charged with TREASON?

    For changing the Australian constitution

  • @thedevos1981 If you live in Australia you should know there is no 'Australian constitution'...there is only what is known as 'constitutional law. This consists of a body of legal findings over the history of the Australian state. It is probably constantly changing as new laws are brought in.

  • @nostromoau thats right it changes BUT gillard changed it without a referendum

  • @thedevos1981 Well obviously she didn't need one. She isn't an idiot.

  • @nostromoau You're confusing "constitutional law" with "common law". And, yes, we do have a constitution (Google it).

  • @Dagestani Yes you're right...I stand corrected. As a pom I assumed that as the UK has no written constitution but rather a set of legal precedents relating to citizen's rights then Australia, as a former colony ought to have none either. Thanks for the correction.

  • @nostromoau You're thinking of a Bill Of Rights, as it has already been established by the previous guy who corrected you, we do have a Constitution, our fundamental rights are essentially laid out in common law legislation relating to other matters and in numerous subsections of Section 51, as well as other sections of the Australian Constitution. It takes only a VCE understanding of Legal Studies to know this, and even less to know that Australia in fact has a Constitution.

  • @pretentiousguy27 Victoria has a Human Rights Charter, though it's implementation thus far appears to be merely reinforcing existing conventions.

  • @Overflowxx Son, you need a hug.

  • this skit sums up politics perfectly. politics is just a stage show to distract us and entertain us and give us the illusion that we have a choice how the country/planet is ruled

    Let's face it, we all know politicians lie

    But why do they lie?????

    here is the answer

    Parliament is derived from French PARLAI meaning SPEAK and MENT meaning LIE. ask ANY french person

    so parliament literally means SPEAK - LIE.

    there you have it. IT'S THEIR JOB TO LIE AND DECEIVE!!!!

  • @searcherofdatruth yeah but even if was named something else, they would still lie and deceive..so that's not really the cause.

  • @searcherofdatruth you're either a lunatic, a fool, or someone that's NEVER actually learnt French. There is no word or correct conjugation in French of "parlai", it's "parle", and "ment" in this particular conjugation is from the basis for what roughly translates to "intent".

    Parliament = speaking intent.

    Then again, I suppose "Azaria" also means "Sacrifice in the desert"

  • NOOOO Gillard killed Rudd!

  • it seems that harry the crocodile was right!

  • 紅了..

  • LOL AHAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 1:09 theyre fucking moshing AHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • abbot is a redneck christian faggot

  • And this was made on Sims... WHY!? o_O

  • @2080104286

    Stupid racist.

  • lol

  • Haha, too funny. I love how... nobody looks like who they're meant to look like!

  • THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS SHOW EVER (next to RedEye of course.)

  • nobody cares for the other 3.5 years but every time an election comes up the talk about boat people comes up

    pity the elections are all a scam just to give us the illusion that we have a choice how this place is run but the 2 candidates were bought and paid for long ago by the powers that be

  • This is disgusting...making comedy out of our nations political issues. Grow up!

  • @musicforsure

    ummmm aussie politics is a joke. actually all politics is for that matter.

    it is all just a stage show to distract us from what is really going on and to give us a false hope that the next goon will actually look after us but they never do and never will.

    who was the last prime minister who actually gave a f__k about the aussie people?

    i suspect the last one was Harold Holt who refused to sign us into the Vietnem war and we all know what happened to him.

  • @searcherofdatruth From the Wikipedia."Today, Holt is mainly remembered for his somewhat controversial role in expanding Australia's involvement in the Vietnam War, for his famous "All the way with LBJ" quote, and for the sensational circumstances of his death." Why are you inspiring hate against America with lies?

  • @kenonifty because wikipedia is so reliable :P

  • @searcherofdatruth I'm married to a Mexican whos heritage is european/arabic (spainish) and american indian (asian) in that order so I'm not helping to be keep the blue eyed race alive myself :). Sometimes I think being able to preserving all the human races as they were would be nice but genetic diversity is a good thing also. I've got friends with kids of a similar mix and they all turned out better than average. So you have to weigh up how strongly you feel about all these things

  • @greenfoam

    well we agree about saving all the races of peopl from extinction then.

  • why are you dumbass trolls arguing

    this is the funniest shit ive seen in my life

  • What the hell?

  • rofl what the hell!

  • I think the taiwanese have got our election figured... hilarious

  • GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

    *whack*

    *Gillard* FUCK YEAH

    * high five*

  • Funny, but I wonder if the creators have the balls to satire their own political leaders: methinks not.

  • @TheJimbaHut I'm sure they have much experience in satiring their own politics, Taiwan's political environment is a bigger shitfight than Australia's. There's a fistfight in Taiwanese parliament every few months or so.

  • It's great.must let people in Australia knows about ......where are you coming from.what we should do and contribution for our country. the election result has been told us this country needs a new blood

  • This video made me understand Hokkien all of a sudden.

  • @r3v4n23 eh? How did it make you understand Hokkien all of a sudden? It's in mandarin.

  • WTF?!? EXPLAIN, I WASNT JUST CONFUSED ABOUT THIS!!! I WAS SEXUALLY CONFUSED!

  • @Kirkzzy

    That's just what Australian politics do to a person. Don't worry, it's normal.

  • To all those people supporting Abbott's strict ruling on refugee boats FIRSTLY we spent more of our taxes on illegal immigrants from the UK and Europe who overstay their visas, but we don't point our fingers at them because they are white... SECONDLY if we let in every single boatload of people and gave them citizenship it would like 10 years to fill up the MCG...

  • @katelouise88 Yes, because they are white, I'd do the same. Somehow I trust a white European more than a third alien from the Sudan who is simply looking for a handout. And you're okay with letting 10,000 societal burdens into our country every year? Shame.

  • @NSMAust No they aren't all white. Theres like 5000 boat people in total in the whole of Australia so chances are you probably have never even met one, there would be way more "foreign colour" people overstaying there visa than illegal boat people. And I would trust any Indian/asian/sudanese over a piece of white bogan scum that thinks getting shitfaced and beating up minorities is ANZAC day tradition

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  • @spanky8477 No one is flooding India with millions of non-Indians who receive special benefits social security and free health care.No one is flooding China with millions of non-Chinese who receive special benefits,social security and free health care.Only Anglo-Euro countries are targeted like this.Only Anglo-Euro's put up with it.Only Anglo-Euro kids suffer this.Asians countries for asians,african countries for africans,anglo-euro countries for everyone.It's not diversity,it's Genocide.

  • @zombiekiller117 Take a look at the figures for immigration. Very few immigrants are after western money and jobs, most just want to survive. There are as many as 20 million illegal immigrants in India, China has enacted very strict security around there borders to stop illegal immigrants and many still try to make it to Hong Kong. Libya has something like 2 million illegal immigrants. 100,000 iraqi's flee to syria/jordan every month. 3000 illegal immigrants flood to Australia per year by boat.

  • @spanky8477 love the stereotypes - why to counter an equally xenophobic statement. Please don't misunderstand me, I am being factious.

  • @NSMAust They are not societal burdens. I am a school teacher who has worked in high NESB schools and the immigrant children are always the ones who work the hardest to succeed and who treat others with most respect, as well as assimilating into the community. I am okay will helping out small amounts of legit refugees coming into our country. I am NOT okay with letting thousands upon thousands more people from Eu and the UK live here illegally while my taxes pay for their benefits.

  • @katelouise88 Not societal burdens? 2000 homes and extra facilities are being built from taxes for people from the Sudan in my local area, somehow that screams burden to me. Not sure where you live, but if you've checked out schools with high levels of immigrants such as Dandenong high, you'd possibly have a different point of view. OK that's fair enough about the Eu and UK illegals. I appose all illegals, so I guess that's a middle ground. Probably came of like a prick before. peace

  • @NSMAust Those homes you speak of for Sudanese people are probably not boat people but legal immigrants. We were originally talking about boat people. Boat people are a completely different story to legal immigrants. And coincidentally, I worked at a school in Dandenong North and another in the western suburbs so am quite familiar with immigrant and refugee families - which are again, two completely different situations.

  • @katelouise88 Maybe technically legal, but not wanted. There is really little difference between a legal immigrant from east Africa than a boat person, both stain our society, whether you think so or not. Dandy north ey, I remember when I went there, yeah was really charming too...*cough*.

  • @NSMAust If you think people from other countries and cultures "stain" our society then so be it, I just don't feel that way. I'm not at Dandy North, I'm at another (primary) school in the North Dandenong area. Times have changed and many schools in multicultural areas are fantastically equipped to cater for cultural diversity and social assimilation and in my personal experience they make the most fantastic and rewarding learning environments. I welcome cultural diversity.

  • @katelouise88

    good to hear that you like your job. it is a rare thing these days.

    I am about 15min down the road from dandy too and being an anglo aussie I am definitely in the minority in this part of the world

  • @katelouise88 And why should the be building homes for legitimate immigrants? I don't expect to move to Sudan and get a home built for me, or anywhere for that matter. Oh, wait, that's right, they're black...I forgot.

  • @NSMAust Housing installations are built in Australia for people of all races... not just "black" people...

  • @katelouise88

    No use arguing with racist fucks, lol

  • @katelouise88 I highly doubt there are thousands of White immigrants living off of welfare. Studies show the people with the biggest time integrating and who always fall behind are the non Whites.

  • @NSMAust

    Lol at judging trustworthiness by melanin concentration. That'll get you far mate.

  • @katelouise88

    look at the demographics of europe and USA today. 10 years goes by very quickly dear. The White Race is dying and Australia could very well be the last refuge of western civilization.

  • @1SadBoxer "The white race is dying"? Seriously, this kind of language makes me think I'm chatting amongst members of the KKK or something!

  • @katelouise88

    not KKK here just an average Joe with alot of knowledge about world afairs. 

  • @1SadBoxer PS. What do you even mean the 'white race'? WE ARE ALL THE SAME RACE, we're all human...

  • @1SadBoxer

    You sound like a terrorist.

  • Brilliant!

  • wow chinese people really do own us :(

  • Well, this is the best news ever.

  • I don't understand Chinese but that made perfect sense to an Australian.

  • If I realised Tony Abbot was gonna head down the beach and start shooting at these boat refo's I would have actually bothered going to  vote.

    Sink the boats if you want my vote !

  • @zombiekiller117 you do realise that for every boat person that comes in a skilled migrant is not allowed to settle. skilled migrants are the one stealin' yer jerb s0n, perhaps if you thought about it, you'd realise refugees are at the bottom of the job chain here and earn nothing.

    though someone with your brain capacity should probably be worried about their supermarket checkout job

  • @fluffysnakeful

    What is the point of having a country if they won't protect their labor market ?

  • @zombiekiller117 You are a fucking idiot...I would rather have Boat People here than people like you in this country..

  • @DrAhemkuf

    Europe is dying. The birth rate of White Europeans is almost -1 there are masses of immigrants flooding into Europe. There are also no Whites left in USA and South Africa soon. Australia very well could be the only White nation left on earth.

  • @1SadBoxer no white people left in the cities here mate, the closest you will get is Italians and Greeks and even they are out numbered now. Out in the bush is it still 100% white. Outside the cities it's still 100% English/Irish/Dutch heritage. It's very interesting really, you can go for a trip to Asia simply by driving to your nearest large city, then come home to 17th century England 8 hours later

  • @greenfoam

    I am sorry to hear that mate. Almost everywhere you go, in the western world it is like that now. I don't think European Celtic or Anglo Saxon people will exist in the future. Even in Austria now the crazy politicans are about to bring in 100,000,000 foeigners and think Austria has only 8 million people in it. It is very inspiring to see men like Abbot sticking up for Western Culture and traditional values. It is a breath of Fresh Air. Salute to you people down under from USA.

  • @greenfoam

    yeah mate it's all indieans down here in my part of melbourne. just a few years ago it was asians but even the asians have found greener pastures. it is a shame they bring in so many migrants every year.

    It is just to pay off the government's debt to the reserve bank of australia for printing "our" money WTF??????????????? we pay interest on the printing of money that costs nothing to print and we all pay it via income tax to a private company WTF??????????? something is very wrong

  • @searcherofdatruth So the RBA are our Federal Reserve?

  • @searcherofdatruth bloody hell mate you have no idea what is going on haha

    Our soverign debt is owed to foreign countries not to the RBA. Printing money does not increase debt

    Therefore we cannot pay interest on money that wasn't printed. the 'interest' ur talking about is on the loans the government took to keep the nation out of a recession

    and what ur talking about income tax and private company makes absoluetly no sense

  • @chaplj

    hmmmmm not a surprising response. but unfortunately you are misinformed.

    a very rich and powerful man once said

    "I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire, ...

    The man that controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire.

    And I control the money supply."

    His name was Nathan Rothschild

    research this guy then ask yourself why our government pays interest on money which does not and will never exist

  • @searcherofdatruth

    Your actually wrong. If there's a strong ruler on England's throne - he could cease everyone's land and turn to the support of a new class. He could built a "new elite" like Stalin.

  • @WhyYouStealMyName

    i agree with you that there will be a new elite and a massive slave force to support them. we are moving closer to that every day

    but the real rulers of the world operate in the shadows and have names which we seldom hear and most people probably wouldn't recognise. since they own the media their agenda is never revealed to the masses

    where do you get your info from? media bosses are bildebergers

    england has been owned for quite some time and.queenie is just a figurehead

  • @searcherofdatruth

    I support the NWO.

  • @1SadBoxer The problem is the cities are full and growing to an unsustainable size, none of the immigrants will move to the bush or even go there to visit. If they would then we would have more room to bring more people in

  • @greenfoam

    I don't know what happened to Labour Party in Australia. They were HARDCORE against immigrants back in the 1940's. I mean really HARD CORE BRITISH ONLY IMMIGRATION all the way up until 1978.

  • @1SadBoxer all the way up until post WW2, italian and other european imigrants came after the war

  • @zombiekiller117 dickhead!

  • If Abbott get's in I am never voting again. They can stick the voting up their ass.

  • @pipsta073 It's not just you're vote that matters.

  • Great video ~~~~

  • ahah nice video,, go to my channel for funny videos.

  • Semi-nudity makes politics fun.

  • for me the worst thng about the major parties is they are always trying to change things to much, they always try to bribe us for votes, and many of the so called big issues are a storm in a tea cup, the boat people for example, what comes in via boats is only 3%, i did`nt hear any mention of immigration that comes in through the air port gates, they are experts at giving facts but leaving other facts out that changes the whole context of what they are selling us.

  • awesome. spot on!

  • Bob Brown Is Greenzo!

  • Someone should send this to Abbott so he can see the "faceless men" This is fantastic, so amused

  • So I take one of them that's in the Labor room is Bill Shorten?

  • So I take one of them is Bill Shorten?

  • best part = miners throwing money in the air and dancing around haha

  • @Kamidee06 lol +1

  • @Kamidee06 I liked the bit where Julia walks in and stabs Kevin in the back and starts laughing. Thats even better than the Chasers 'Angry Kevin' skit.

  • I still dont understand why they got rid of rudd.....

  • @illyespresso because he fought for the poor, not the rich. And that's is wrong!

  • @illyespresso

    He pissed off all the fat cat mining boss people :( i liked rud

  • @illyespresso Everyone thought he was gonna fuckup again with the mining taxes and the insulation scandel. However in my belief if he didn't do that he would of easily made prime minister for abit longer.

  • @illyespresso because he was a goose, simple as that, but they replaced him with a turkey

  • @liveforevermaybe it was bad enuff with Labor now that prick abbott will probably get in Australia is going to get alot worse,

    You can bet your bottom dollar within 6 months time my boss will come in and tell me I am now getting paid 15 dollars an hour with single dollars on Saturdays and Sundays.

    Come to think about it will will be getting like china

  • @illyespresso

    He acted without consulting any of his cabinet, he acted as though he was supreme leader and he used the taxpayers money to fly around, nothing was getting done after the "Honeymoon" period.... would you like me to continue?

  • Gold

  • lol

  • Thanks to Steve Austin, that was awesome! Disturbing but awesome.

  • ROFL. I kind of like Evil Gillard.

  • This is mad lulz, best bits are Gillard stabbing Rudd and Tony shooting at the immigrants. Though I agree with the other bloke; he wouldn't have let them get away :3

  • fuk you taiwan

  • @ScottyDenson it's too late Scotty, labour already did.

  • lol the julia laugh after stabbing k/rudd

  • The ETS was a fucking stupid idea

  • I have no idea what she said but DAMN that vid was awesome!

  • @kattay11 closed captions

  • @SlimeTron5000 haha i know I'm so stupid! I remembered the subtitles after i hit Post haha

  • @kattay11 Now every Aussie here is going to fucking subscribe(!)

  • @kattay11 it had subtitles, you know?

  • @ext409 Haha thanks, I remembered the captions after i hit Post :) *face palm* 

  • @kattay11 nice!

  • I'll vote abbot if we have to re vote, only if he does go down to the beaches with guns!

  • Pretty good

  • Love the bit where Gillard sticks the knife in! I thought politics in my country was rough.

  • this is the best thing ever.

  • even the taiwanese understand our politics better than we do!

  • @voir1111 hahhaa.... no shit! Now I'm much clearer in what exactly happened with Kevin Rudd and the Current halt of a new PM!

  • @voir1111 not surprising when you look at the quality of our schools

  • I watch this and laugh, Then I think wow.... Everyone in Aussie politics kinda sucks.