Resident Chris-chan

[GayForBridget]

I just watched this in full screen in the dark. Seriously scary shit.

[SinDawg030]

In fealty of the God Emperor (our Undying Lord) and by the Grace of the Golden Throne the risk of corruption is too great. I must therefore declare Exterminatus upon 14 Branchland Court with all haste. I hereby sign the Death Warrent of a gigantic Manchild and consign a pulsating shithole to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.

[Noneofyourknowledge]

Sounds like Silent Hill music.

[MewLime]

@Noneofyourknowledge That's because it is! Well, one of them is, anyway. The first song is from Silent Hill 2 and the other is from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

[angrydead]

CLEANSE THIS ABOMINATION

[TailsFan23]

Jesus Christ. He's worse than Necromorphs, Splicers, Big Daddies, Zombies, and fucking demon ghosts combined.

[tabrismacbeth]

And, with very little effort, Chris-chan's videos are turned into crazy serial killer shit.

[spellbreakerko]

Where's my gattling gun? Chris Chan must be filled with lead!

[onemoreturn]

this shit is scary...

[darkgomugomu]

excuse me while i go shit my pants

[TheMasterTelevision]

NIGHTMARE FUEL 

[ferretgeneralken]

I am going to have horrible nightmares now. Goodbye.

[DayBreakization]

Somebody needs to actually make a flash game of this. You would try to escape from Chris Chan's house while being chased by him.

[bfe456]

I got a letter, the name on the envelope said...

Ivy, my sweethearts name.

Its ridiculous It can't possibly be true

a dead person can't write a letter

In my restless nightmares I dream that Im getting raped by chris chan, in my especial place...

[SlasherCheetah]

You are this fucked:

3=--_D

[Imanasok]

I shat myself.

[KeithTheL00N]

I still can't get over how kick ass the Resident Chris-chan videos are. I love them!

[SHlNOBl3]

this is scarier then resident evil 2

[iDontGiveAF3CK]

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[videogamenostalgia]

This game is hard...Pro tip: when you reach Chris' lair, DO NOT drink the 'mystery fluid' next to his bed.

[TheEvilConductor]

What video is that laugh from?

[MewLime]

@TheEvilConductor "Secret Weapon," AKA the one where he holds up a picture of "Clyde Cash" and mocks it.

[SergeantLuke]

This would totally be the scariest survival horror game ever. Silently being stalked by Chris is bad enough, but what happens when Bob comes in with an axe with the intent to cut you down?!

[lefoxcoon]

This is genuinely creepy shit.

[TheMechanic9000]

Shinji Mikami has just now found new audio for the new Resident evil game.

[NinSegaful]

CWC is like Eddie from Silent Hill but Worse!

[UberRusty]

Heh. Looks like you were almost an Ivy sandwich.

[TehPenar]

lol

[soilwork121]

Scariest game of all time. It will give you nightmares and wind up killing you in the process.

[gorf566]

I hope, after all his noteriety, that a good social worker has reached out to him by now, lol.

[MisterAlexUk]

Fucking excellent.

[DukeNukem2020]

I noticed you had Zappina's pic at the very end

[PhatBrady1017]

Is that "Game Over" screen from SotN?

[MewLime]

@PhatBrady1017: Yes. :D

[WolfeReborn]

I automatically get put on edge every time I hear this silent hill song, but the dialog overlay kept me looking over my shoulder for the past 1min 40sec

[DukeNukem2020]

Funny video. It's ironic you put "Resident" in there and used Silent Hill music. Good choice in music. Silent Hill was a great horror game. I also loved how you used the "Brown Striped Imposter's" laugh at :30

[TehPenar]

@DukeNukem2020

yeah man, really ironic 

[DukeNukem2020]

I'm.....Scared. This would be the new SH game to be released. lol. Also, I noticed you used the laugh from the real Christian Chandler(in the brown striped sweater).

[angrymnky]

omg mewlime. i know i just said this but YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

[HeroicEpsilion]

...A minute and 40 seconds of some guy stumbling around a white trash backyard. Excellent work.

[Toasty3D]

"Welcome to the David Lynch movie."

Seriously, though, couldn't any girl who was kidnapped by Chris just, like, go out side while he's talking about Transformers, find a girl who looks like Vanessa Hudgens and then make her trade places as Chris' "slave?" I don't think Chris would be capable of successfully kidnapping anyone.

[AlbertWesker47]

Resident Chris? Try fucking Silent Hill, in fact this is Silent Hill for me.

[MewLime]

"Resident Chris" was the only thing I could think of. "Silent Chris" obviously wouldn't be appropriate, ha ha.

But, yes. Silent Hill fits Chris much better. D:

[AlbertWesker47]

Yeah, you're right about the name, but hell this is what I would see if I go to Silent Hill. With this jackass as Pyramid Head. *shudders*

[SmileyGremlin]

Naw dude, P-head is too cool for this faggot.

Chris'd be Eddie or something.

[MewLime]

@SmileyGremlin: Don't insult Eddie like that, man. He might shoot you.

[SmileyGremlin]

@MewLime Shit son, he's crazy :<

And SmileyGremlin was never heard from again.

[Stupidfart9876]

SHIT

[DawnLaurene]

5* ~ Perfect match to what was going on in my mind the first time I saw the original video.

[th3caff3in3junki3]

thats awesome!

[DarkSuccesses]

I'll be in your dreams! =D

[SuperEvilduck]

lol castlevania sotn game over refrence nice work :D

[Lobster222]

That... was... scary...

[SlavicDemon]

The music fits for his creepy voice.

[jemthefashionquail]

lol sotn at the end

[Snowchild]

Konami should take a look on this. This would give them insperation for a new game O_o

[radman235]

I love this video

[Jetblast01]

Ivy! Nooooo! Where's Clyde Cash when you need'em?

[ChevalierAguila]

This made me shat more brix than all the Silent Hill games put together.

[MikuMech]

I always figured his place looked more like an area in Half Life 2 where Headcrab Zombies would be shuffling around but this works just as well x3

[voltak663]

I've been having nightmares about cwc lately, like seriously I have been, and this just...wow.

[MewLime]

OH GOD. DDD:

I've had dreams about him too. *shudder* You poor soul.

[thesideshowman212]

That's a very bad sign. A VERY bad sign.

What is it about this man that makes us so obsessive that we have nightmares about him.

[ghettoprince187]

Same here...like i woke up screaming and in a cold sweat....he's scary as hell....*shakes and hides in my bed*

[irondomokun]

"You are already subscribed to MewLime"

[SouthshoreVice]

It's okay, didn't feel like sleeping for the next two weeks anyway.

[MadManArt]

Watching this at night... scared the shit out of me. XDD OMG SO CREEPY. I would HATE to have Chris come after me, lol! Awesome job.

[chibichao]

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, YOUNG LADY

[TifaL20]

LOL that was brillliant

[TsarIvanIV]

.....and now I'm gonna have nightmares. Thanks for that.

[MewLime]

You're welcome!

But seriously, I'm sorry. D:

[45Thunderbird]

DUDE!

someone needs to make a L4D tank soundpack of CWC

[Darkone215]

lmfao, holy shit i can only imagine how that would work out, like its charging and all you hear is JUULAAAYYY JULAAAAYY.. oh lol

[TsarIvanIV]

been done, actually. saw it somewhere.

[schmidtyrevolution]

STANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

[Chef033]

holy moley the ending

[LeonSKennedy828]

this is actually both creepy and funny XD

[050294devart]

Silent Hill music FTW

[CWChousevideos]

Oh you

[MewLime]

lol whut?

[paulo101]

Be careful you don't actually die at the end of this video. That is all.

[TyphoonBling]

so thats who pyramid heads real identity is

[WhatYouLikeSucks]

take this video down NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

[Aginor27]

I always had a more Silent Hill vibe from the exterior of his house.

But still. Brilliant nonetheless.

[wheeler172]

OMG thats so funny!

[DioBrandoWRYYYYYY]

Oh god this is actually scary

[IRAwEsOmE]

I CAME

[Garlannd]

Fantastic.

[Hoffles]

CWC just rated this one star, I hope you're happy

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Did you see his latest video?

[MewLime]

Saw it right after that one comment I made. *is confident in her powerful psychic abilities, lawl*

Oh woooow...

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I can't stop watching it, it's the funniest one he's made for ages! and from no trolling too!!!

[MewLime]

Oh god, seriously. It's hilarious.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

And now the uncut "Lumberjack" version has been released, Even his Dad trolls him :D

[MewLime]

Hmm? Oh SHI-, he DID! He 1-starred other videos too.

Commencing tard raeg video in 3, 2, 1...

[InsaneChef]

so are you gonna remove it cause chrischan told you to?

[MewLime]

Ha ha ha, nooo.

[InsaneChef]

:) naah this video is too hilarious haha.

his laugh makes the video on it's own lol

[tregnier279]

What is the name of the song?

[tregnier279]

Disregard that, I suck cocks!

[CelGamer]

I remember this music from YTMNDs where shit would stare you out of the window. Hey is that Chris-chan out the- HOLY SH-

[iyasaekki]

Ivy never stood a chance D':

[MewLime]

Nope. D:

[MizNakita66]

wow..

[iamnotapie]

SH soundtracks can make anything scary, but with CWC you don't even have to make the effort lol

[DR0ZART]

Amazing.

[imtripping23]

This should be a movie....really,it would beat out all the other crap hollywoods giving us(in the horror genre i meen,mabey comedy??)

[DragonFly122]

Megan has to be around somewhere....

Chris has hidden her corpse around here somewhere.

[MewLime]

She's locked up in the basement somewhere.

Poor Megan.

[fman40000]

Chris's house is even scarier than silent hill.

[MewLime]

It's truuuue.

Move over Pyramid Head, Chris-chan is here!

[TheClydeCash]

Well done mate, I put my own twist on that video with a doom theme to it in honor of Clydes death.

[Feghoot]

Instead of "You died" it's "You're raped"

[Freecell82]

You are now my hero. Brilliant.

[shadoweon]

scary!

[shiggityshake]

Fund it.

[baryldrummer]

Silent Hill..... How appropriate xD

[MewLime]

Oh yes.

[LEW2X]

Great, now I'm picturing Resident Evil 3, only with Chris instead of Nemesis, shouting "JULAAAAY"/"IVYYY" instead of "S.T.A.R.S.!", as he chases (the boyfriend-free) Jill everywhere.

[MewLime]

That's... Beautiful.

Someone should fund a mod.

[SlanderousSplinter]

Stiilll  love this MewMewMewMewMewMewMewMewMew...

[TheCaptainLulz]

his house is located on Apocalypse drive, holy shit.

[MewLime]

Indeed it is.

[SubtleDemise]

YOU ARE DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD

[Timall89]

Oh god that was terrifying

Seriously, the 'I can't stop thinking about youuuu' is going to give me nightmares.

You've somehow managed to turn a lulzy manchild into stuff of nightmares, and for that, I applaud you. Nice video.

[MewLime]

'I'LL BE IN YOUR DREAMS!" :D

Ahh, thank you so much! And, um, sorry for the nightmares. ._.

[YesterdaysNewspaper]

This is.... Amazing... But i KNOW im gunna have nightmares, fuuuuuuuuu

[DannyCust]

holy shit that was scary!!

[CalBro]

He's like the clown out of that movie It, if you despise, hate and are generally just fucking scared of it he takes the shape and form of that phobia.

[MewLime]

Oh fu-

We're DOOMED.

[KingoffKentucky]

awesome

[JorealConners]

I am seriously freaked out right now. I'm afraid that Chris-Chan is going to grab my feet and drag me under my bed for hot hot gay buttsecksing. My only respite from that Nightmare is that he has a history of hating homos.

Still, his track record is making it harder and harder to keep hope. I think I'll run out to the garage and grab an axe before I go to sleep. If necessary, I'll cut my feet off before giving my virgin ass up to Chris-Chan's dick.

[MewLime]

Oh god. DDD:

if you have any pickles in your fridge, put one under your pillow; pickles are to Chris as garlic is to vampires.

[JorealConners]

Pickles surrounding the perimeter now commandah

[DeLemonoid]

I lol'd.

[WearerofHoodies]

Your comment is win.

[triger1984rus]

awesome shit)

[JewTubeUsername]

This needs more views.

One of the best parodies out there, imho.

Fivestarred.

[MewLime]

Thank you. ;w;

[Timewarp1]

You got a view from me XD

[CyberpunkChris]

oh my god this was actually scary. imagining chris-chan insanely lumbering out the house saying all the creepy shit like "HAAIII IIVVEEEE :D I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" along with silent hill soundtrack D:

[MewLime]

Oh god, I'm sorry. >:

... If it's any consolation, the video sort of freaks me out too. XD (Silent Hill music makes ANYTHING scary. That, and the thought of a psychotic manchild chasing after you = insta-AAAAAARGH.)

[greed1234567890]

Now lets replace "Ivy' with a random female he invited to his house.

[MewLime]

It's pretty easy to do.

[haden90]

This is genius job well done

[MewLime]

Thanks!

[ShimizuBitch]

Absolutely fantastic video haha

Very scary man! haha

[MewLime]

Thanks!

[SteveMagatama]

I want my mommy D:

[MewLime]

I do too. D:

[NGistDerFuhrer]

This wins

[MewLime]

Thank you!

[kklol7]

Someone needs to make a Left4Dead level.

[scorptatious]

Creepy yet hillarious video! Good job!

[SHITinMYfuckingASS]

This may be the best satirical CWC video on the internets. I fucking love you.

[MewLime]

<3

Thank you!

[InTheDarkDEADSPACE]

The best horror moive evar

[Joroshira]

Wait, so Chris is Scissorman now?

Hmm, crazy, ignorant, rapist, lolicon, a virgin with rage...yep hes Scissorman.

[MewLime]

Mmmmhmmm!

(And oh shi-, another Clock Tower fan! Yaaaay!)

[JLSTHERAT]

this is scary as Hell!!!! wait!!! never mind!!!

[CottonHeart5821]

Claire's sister Ivy Redfield

[Raziel1862]

hahaha oh jesus, mindfucked to bits.

[ricochetmassive]

fucking excellent haha!

[7Row7enn7]

quick ivy, use an yellow herbb!!1!!11

[MEKofTheMEKkingdom]

Holy shit that in itself if way more frightening and awesome than the Blair Witch Project.

[MewLime]

*bows* Thank you!

And I thank you for your other two comments, while I'm at it. XD