U of Andy: How to Survive a Bear Attack

[marcelozamoni]

Alguem sabe se vai ter novas temporadas de weeds? New seasson os weeds incoming?????

[jakc303]

if u're Canadian, LISTEN to the instructions, otherwise LAUGH!!!!!

[fallomoko]

Today Jeremy, we learn from your mistakes...

[13WitchesWebSerie]

Great advice I'm going camping this weekend and will watch that on my I phone if I see one bear!

Thank you you might have have safe my life!

[khNARUTOfreak]

thank god for university of andy.

because we all know we've been there before..

now maybe the next person whos on shrooms and runs into a bear.. he'll know what to do.

[julsbf]

University of Andy looks promising lol. He cracks me up!

[ScopeTCR]

I learned nothing...

I think every1 can agree to that

[FrakintheboX]

Yes, okay....

But what about a SEABEAR attack?

[wfcsports]

@FrakintheboX well thats easy

just draw a circle

not an oval

a circal

[cosg9531]

If I were 20, not too bright, and living in a dorm room, this would no doubt seem like Shakespeare. However, I'm not, and this doesn't.

[Marveh]

@cosg9531 lighten up

[MrKingrichh]

He should have a show on Comedy Central. Somewhere before after or between the demigods of pseudo news.

[TheNinjafan13]

415 people are deuschbags in bear costumes lol

[Bigleswade1]

ok this video is retarded

[omomomama]

fuck u suck



[Israeli3030]

dammit andy, now "lions mating in the Serengeti" comes up as a recommended video every time i open youtube.

[Gooknukem]

A larger bear!

[MayContainNutsTV]

Fuck Watching this, just get CHUCK NORRIS to kick the bears sorry ass.

[NavySealWannabe67]

@MayContainNutsTV ono Chuck Norris got his head knocked off :O XD

[MayContainNutsTV]

@NavySealWannabe67 :O IMPOSSIBLE god damit thats means were stuffed lol

[OldSchoolEpicness]

is that a bong behind him?

[midprod]

@OldSchoolEpicness yeah, the show hes from is called "weeds"

[mwhite4324]

"purchase a bigger bear" lol

[Seriousbznz]

Anyone else catch Pedobear on that bear spray?

[unheardcky]

@Seriousbznz it wasn't pedobear

[schrammscythe]

wait, does anybody else see the bo......oh, wait, everyone did.  Awesome bong by the way.

[linkinparktv22]

one day someone will actually do this...and die

[marcelowz10]

411 people will be killed by bears

[darkjaksasuke]

i did this

[sexykatie90]

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[OneLoveSanDiego]

"you will fucking thank me." lmao

[OoBKoProductionsOo]

Does anyone else see the bong behind him?

[iFlyboy702]

Nah, I tackle bears then give them lightshows. Thanks tho!

[Lollitard]

It's a bong, not a waterpipe. Btw you can tell by this guys face he smokes :P

[420kushlove]

its deff a bong. lol its pretty tho =)

[boochicy]

! ur boring!

[armgp4293]

It's not a bong people! It's a water pipe!

[420kushlove]

does anyone else see the bong on the shelf behind his head?

[ArmanSRT]

all you have to do is make really loud noises, playing dead also works but you must salivate and lie motionless. bears never eat anything thats already dead.

[MrCakeSlice]

@ArmanSRT I thought bears were vegetarians.

[TheTalonTsi]

dude what the fuck, killing a mama bears cub won't make her run, she'll fucking kill you for sure lol

[armgp4293]

@TheTalonTsi Sounds like you took everything he said seriously up until that point

[okthatsnice]

it sounds retarded and a lot of people on here are prob gonna make fun of me but thats what he said.. i cant find any other support for it on google tho haha

[okthatsnice]

i actually heard from this blind public speaker dude that u really are supposed to talk to a bear and act like its a human.. he said he knew this before the following incident.. he was hiking up some mountain alone and didnt realize it was a bear at first and was trying to talk to it and shake its hand and stuff until he realized it was a bear and he was terrified at this point but didn't get attacked

[DMarksmanLima21]

Are you the guy that played the "Antichrist" in the "Left Behind" movie?

[jhrsmahindy]

liking the bong

[GhettoBlaster100]

lmfao, nice bong

[rickytebbe]

Talking to the bear usually works... They just get really confused looking and go attack an orphanage in their baffled rage

[str8out]

OK now I see why people don't watch this.

[bennissimov]

I HAVE THAT BONG.

[BioHazardousPitch]

my names jeremy 0.o i tweaked ahaha

[bigtjrich]

put some honey on ur nuts, douch

[Zares28]

I hear their periods can attract bears.... the bears can smell the menstruation!

[tehhawtstuff]

You know your a stoner if the first thing you saw was a bong on the shelf behind him

[Moorhouseium]

I spy, with my little eye, something that looks like a bong

0:09 - 0:25

[xxbluemoon97xx]

@Moorhouseium LOOKS LIKE..?? haha it IS LOL!!!

[Spartan301abc]

@Moorhouseium

wow man that's not a bong!! its a candle holder :D

[Gaara687]

@Moorhouseium first thing i spotted watching this lmfao

[oIRIOIFILo]

@Moorhouseium lol theres a bong lol

[superbeastsbro]

:3 bear spray, spear, LARGER BEAR! lol

[SuperHolycrap1]

"or your eating at burger king and all the sudden your attacked by a bear. HOLY FUC**** SH**. your gunna die." LMFAO

[itsallaboutroy]

Holy Hampsters!!

[shoqtclown]

U CANT MISS THE BEAR!

[x1expert1x]

lol u look like the dude from dexter

[schinzu123]

so i don't have to remember it.. i bought a awsome t shirt in alaske, where all 6 steps are described =D

[Tynizzle]

bears can smell lies....and fear....and tampons.

[100MoreProductions]

NEVER LIE TO A BEAR!

[AnimeCutie52200]

the bear at the end didnt scare me at all :o

[mycaddigo]

this is so dumb

[xBadass]

"Don't ever lie to a bear because it can smell a lies and fear......And tampons."

[maxxis202]

h shit just realized WHY the bongs there. this guy is from weeds!!! how could i forget him getting his toe bit off by a rottweiler.

[maxxis202]

rofl. the bong definately adds an element of class to this video. great work guys keep it up.

[Kinley1978]

Or you can trow Andy at the bear and RUN!!! I personally like that one myself.

[bobbycat711]

i would used my shotgun blow bear head

[DumbTomato]

@bobbycat711

Good luck with that.

Bear skulls are pretty thick things.

[AaaaghJOE]

Smoke weed!

[frankdipento]

Your shirt is wrinkly :P

[mike950203]

Nice bong

[blueoatmeal]

smoke weed erryday

[FunkyGal7]

...or, a larger bear XD

[BloodGL14]

I tried this...

[CJman327]

Haha, "And you will fucking thank me".

[lil5dog]

so your riding along a nature trail or riding a skateboard around the park or even eating your burger king ,went all of a sudden your attacked by a fucking bear....HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[rapeistman9]

lol real talking bear

[Vesperwhisper]

this is great!! I laughed so hard!

[crazymonkeyx]

nice bong jackass 

[Urkstore]

@crazymonkeyx this is for the show "weeds", which is why there is a bong....Jackass

[MrJlr19]

bears can smell lies and fear and...used tampons lol

[MehTedia]

You gained a fan!

[RavenMkII]

a larger bear lol

[Reddog730]

how is this shit funny

[ragenarok191]

fail

[airjammerroadrammer]

boo

[iloveaidian]

find its cub and kill it lol

[ramonemeister]

yee this was so funny ahahahhahah

[Dinos86Senior]

fucking thank you ahah

[YoutudesOwner]

NICE bong

[12lheo]

rune in a zigzag style and then jump under a bench if u hit ur head ur alive.

[kidyugi1]

nice bong

[MxRider1997]

nice bong in the library

[mediahater]

xD get a bigger bear ^^ anyone got a phonenumber from a russian circus ? peace ^^

[slayyer000]

SMOKE POT!!

[LegadoEduardoCorrea]

os invito a ver mis videos en you tube..eduardo correa diario de un indomable....ver picasaweb-legadoeduardocorrea

[equivoque2008]

this is a shit if you see a bear just runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and don't stop trust me yu will be fine :D

[capriinjection]

LOL UR FUNNY :L

[littletokey]

jerk!

[whiteboyroy1]

nice bong man big stoner or no?

[Preydogg]

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[geektoro]

more of these pleez

[pclose11]

nice bong

[emsgurl2]

i like how they have a bong in the backround awesome!

[emsgurl2]

funnnnnyyyyy  ; 0

[scryerofold]

Never lend a bear money! If you lend a bear 20 bucks you'll be waiting for it forever!

[hamidparvaz]

just

[MikaelSmock]

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ae ve o video ae é nois !

aproveita e ver as Novinha ae !

[XFackTahSchoolNurseX]

dude why all this shit

1 tip: pickachu i choose you !!!!!!

do thunder ,,, bear is dead :P

[TheVanessaGuerreiro]

eu so Brasileiraaaaaa e não entendii nadaaaa... kkk

[boulein]

that bong and the guys voice are souspicious

[themike2048]

he got raped -_-

[pit666lord]

LMFAO!!!! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!

[MrSpiders5]

grow up!

[ShadowWolf119]

just go "shup Pooh!"

[KiriouSs]

il just kick his fucking balls dude!

[Beeeaaand]

LOL

[Blindastronomer]

Should've had pedobear on the can.

[psychedelicard]

stupid...

[dexterstreamingnew]

test

[StAnGler21]

he..he he has a Bong in his book shelf^^

[benityandrews]

yumsexy. com has this with high def

[PoorPantsPictures]

"Chilling, horrible, unproven... but possibly true"

I'll be using that for AWHILE

[billybob01101993]

nice bong. got the same thing but green

[Chubbalope13]

way better when ur drunk

[GotsdeFlavor]

i love how after every video u watch u never learn anything

[ussoldier2k8]

fucking halarious

[pitifulpotato]

or just climb in a tree and eventually the bear will go

[braddudeguy]

Bears can climb. They can climb very well. If it's hunting and hungry, it's not leaving you anytime soon.

[ayayay111]

lol why is there a bong in the background?

[commanthe2]

@ayayay111 Cause it's the University of Andy man!

[fox2thor]

gay

[marsrc3]

Its Gary Sinise!

[ReeBee74]

lol

[HabboMessiah]

find its cub and kill it ROFL

[Canucker55]

@HabboMessiah

First thing I noticed haha

[MadyWolfe]

@HabboMessiah chilling, horrible, unproven, but possibly true

hahahaha

[jakedyson]

chilling horrible unproven but possibly true haha funny as f**k! haha!

[cladam81]

HAHAHAHAAH girlfriends ripe tampons

[jessicaherley1]

i like hows there's a bong in the backround :D

[cake43217]

@jessicaherley1 lol its weed what did you expect

[ADD8oi]

@jessicaherley1 where?

[R1c3cr4ck3r]

@jessicaherley1 LMAO thats the first thing I noticed too ; O

[yenhouayang]

@jessicaherley1

[insainclonposse]

lol a bong in the background

[samljer]

LOL

theres a can on the desk of bear repellant...

[SallySkelloton]

haha! :D its a bong!

[shootthebucket]

any1 else notice the bong?

[CaptainBlackass]

bear spray is actually lemon pledge. the fake citrous smell irritates the senses and confuses the bear. after that it's a series of kicks to the groin area... unless it's a female bear. then it's all about fisting. usually a foot/fist up a bear's ass will totally not get you killed. usually, but if you have small hands, your ass is roasted over the campfire like marshmallows.

[retypetheanswer]

god the beginning is the best part. so you're walking along a nature trail, riding your skateboard around a park , or eating at burger king when all of a sudden your attacked by a bear...............holy fucking shit.......you're gonna die. lmao

[theLadySpies]

He's sexy ^_^

[Starioshka]

fuck.... (O_O) who let women here ??!!

[Starioshka]

i beleave in satan!

[ramenlord232]

wtf random

[MisterAtheistic]

Wow, you're completely retarded. You must be one of the .000001% of people who are too dumb to realise that this is an entertainment video, not actual advice on how to survive a bear attack. Get fucking real, there is nobody on this Earth that would think this video was giving sensible advice.

[IronPump89]

hah aha good one

[mhkarate]

Do not lie to the bear. hahahaha!

[teenadbdcfh1966]

Andy Botwin rules!! I love this.......

[TheAniPenny]

it works!